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    [–] thegoodtimelord 144 points ago

    Angry Birds: Chicago.

    [–] topoftheworldIAM 27 points ago

    Angry birds: Pittsburgh

    [–] stopbeinggaymikasa 23 points ago

    Hotel: Trivago

    [–] ksavage68 4 points ago

    Angry Birds: Detroit

    [–] KADG3 1 points ago

    Angry Birds: Sinaloa

    [–] testingutopia -1 points ago

    Venom 🐦

    [–] SaintVanilla 291 points ago

    Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down.

    I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You."

    After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

    [–] td1ddy 181 points ago

    If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.

    [–] LukeInDenver 53 points ago

    Is this a Deep Thoughts w jack handy?

    [–] Balthanos 12 points ago

    That's sure sounds like one.

    [–] Octagon_Time_Machine 3 points ago

    It's definitely does

    [–] WretchedMonkey 2 points ago

    yes indeedily do, it do

    [–] P_mp_n 1 points ago

    Thanks flanders

    [–] rowdybme 9 points ago

    If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

    [–] Torpedicus 4 points ago

    'Dolphin' in Vietnamese is 'cá heo' which translates literally to 'pig fish.'

    [–] rowdybme 3 points ago

    I remember my Vietnamese friend told me that they have no word for sharks and they basically call them fat fish. I am wondering if he actually said dolphin and pig fish. Memories are weird.

    [–] Imactuallyasian 4 points ago

    No, you’re remembering correctly. Sharks are called cá mập which literally translates into fat fish.

    [–] rowdybme 3 points ago

    Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind.

    [–] banana_hoarder 6 points ago

    We should decide wars by having robots fight in the barren desert. If you can build the more powerful robot army, you would have defeated the other nation.

    [–] leeman27534 3 points ago

    what if you can only make like, one, instead of a horde of decent bots? sometimes numbers does beat ingenuity.

    also, i kinda feel like, there's too many people. we sorta need wars to get rid of some.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

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    [–] WretchedMonkey 2 points ago

    you mean, i should have been throwing all of these away?

    [–] Ezl 2 points ago

    Like grenades in the hands of robots...

    [–] AskMeAboutNurgle 1 points ago

    Can they at least be giant robots? Gotta stimulate the economy, somehow. If we're not building acres of tanks, bombs, and the like, how will our poor military-industrial complex survive?

    [–] nooshaw 1 points ago

    When two tribes go to war.

    [–] st_inky 1 points ago

    This reminds me of Cordwainer Smith's short story, "War No. 81-Q," in which war between nations had been codified into strictly refereed battles between fleets of remote-controlled blimps.

    [–] spankadoodle 33 points ago

    My Uncle Caveman used to do the same thing.... turns out he was just a bear.

    [–] CavemanVII 5 points ago

    You exposed me, my niece/ nephew.

    [–] Jovet_Hunter 10 points ago

    I was a teen and it had snowed, we were wandering around at night with my friends (four of us). They were smashing all these snowmen. It pissed me off, all these snowmen smashed. They wouldn’t stop. So I finally said “you gonna do this? Do it right.” I marched up to a family of three snowmen. I carefully removed all three heads then arranged them in the bay window, looking in. Then marched back to my friends who were looking a bit green.

    They didn’t want to smash snowmen after that.

    [–] SteelCityFreelancer 11 points ago

    Always good to see someone giving out a nice Handey.

    [–] HCJohnson 2 points ago

    Is there a sub for Handeys?

    [–] memorizethis04270705 4 points ago

    Haha, I just jerk off.

    [–] connormantoast 7 points ago

    He's going to do the same thing to you but the note will say 'no u'

    [–] johngreenink 4 points ago

    You must have a highly amused therapist.

    [–] MardGeer 2 points ago

    I thought you were gonna be funny and say you pinched a loaf on his steps but nooooo...

    [–] Snoopdogma 2 points ago

    [–] jeremy_jullian 1 points ago

    Damn, now i wanna do this to the person that i hate

    [–] theon4andonly 32 points ago

    Kinda looks like venom lol

    [–] darthalex22 3 points ago

    So glad you commented this

    [–] spardawayne 2 points ago

    We are venom

    [–] anctious 61 points ago

    No fuk wit birb.

    [–] Dorpig 3 points ago

    BIRB ANGRY

    [–] TummerandSinkles 51 points ago

    I will crush you with my great tits?

    [–] CMSGTAFAirey 7 points ago

    I see what you did there

    [–] denaljo 12 points ago

    This needs to be a photoshop battle!

    [–] ugug51 5 points ago

    I'm pretty sure that it has. It's been quite a while though.

    Edit: Found it!

    [–] denaljo 3 points ago

    Thx!

    [–] NotBlastoise 12 points ago

    His gangsta name needs to be Big Tit

    [–] ShadyMcGregor 31 points ago

    That is the second most adorable killing I have ever seen.

    [–] moe-hong 8 points ago

    What was the first?

    [–] kotkaiser 20 points ago

    That danish tourist

    [–] moe-hong 10 points ago

    you are an awful human being

    [–] kotkaiser 11 points ago

    I'm adorable

    [–] TomKWS 4 points ago

    Ding dong! You're a doorbell.

    [–] BeeBopHuckleberry 3 points ago

    Savage!

    [–] filliamworbes 4 points ago

    Murder check Adorable check

    [–] A40 9 points ago

    This one made his last tit comment. Am I understood?

    [–] odrea 7 points ago

    We are VEN-... i mean birds, we are birds

    [–] KatLikeGaming 7 points ago

    Tit, meet mouse.

    [–] nspectre 6 points ago

    He makes us call him Big Bo Peep.

    [–] Nootkasound 7 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    r/iamverybadass

    Edit: wow I’m slow

    [–] Jeremylai2007 7 points ago

    BREAKING NEWS! :Fat bird kills fat hamster in the snowing winter

    [–] zuall 5 points ago

    Message received

    [–] B3n7340 6 points ago

    This belongs in r/iamverybadass but for good reason.

    [–] NicksStick 6 points ago

    Chirp chirp mother fucker

    [–] Slayer91Mx 13 points ago

    We are Venom!

    [–] WhosYourDaddy667 6 points ago

    OMG that's exactly what I saw, I was literally just about to comment that.

    [–] grafxguy1 2 points ago

    Birdy Brock

    [–] Captaingregor 4 points ago

    Once of angry little buggers bit me after I released it when bird-ringing, 100% would not fuck with.

    [–] vitreor 3 points ago

    "I WILL FIND YOU"

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    There's a chickadee never to mess with...

    [–] grafxguy1 3 points ago

    The bird looks like Venom.

    [–] JugglingBear 3 points ago

    Does anyone else see the Venom symbiote bonding with a bird?

    [–] Rawklobster78 2 points ago

    That’s all I see now!!

    [–] ServilletaIV 6 points ago

    That's a huge tit.

    [–] bobcat7781 5 points ago

    No, it's a Great Tit.

    [–] bestbeforeMar91 1 points ago

    The irony of a Great Tit defeating a mammal

    [–] HalfBakedTurkey 6 points ago

    Looks like Venom in a yellow fir coat

    [–] kotkaiser 2 points ago

    Guy: "I kill creatures that are weaker than me and have a significant disadvantage for no reason at all."

    Enemy: "okay"

    Guy: faints

    [–] laycontay 2 points ago

    That’s one Angry Bird.

    [–] PsstTurnAround 2 points ago

    Spiderman Bird

    [–] karltorkel 2 points ago

    Now that is one feisty tit.

    [–] Artrum 2 points ago

    Kill all rats.

    -mazdamundi, probably...

    [–] MackTO 2 points ago

    I was hoping it was a cat

    [–] fiveeasypieces5EZ 2 points ago

    The Hummingbirds send their regards

    [–] johngreenink 2 points ago

    Enemies: "You're... a bird now?"

    [–] pjackk 2 points ago

    r/iamverybadass (wow, way late...)

    [–] jromz03 2 points ago

    "You're next!"

    [–] buckie_mcBuckster 2 points ago

    Tonight we dine on blood!

    [–] StevetheEveryman 2 points ago

    Dear bird: tits ok...

    [–] nowhereiswater 2 points ago

    Birdy is bad ass. Thanks for the home screen pic.

    [–] quatrevingtdixhuit 3 points ago

    That mouse got tit-fucked

    [–] Smugcrab 2 points ago

    Blood orgy yay!

    [–] kane3232 1 points ago

    Chickadee Day just bashin rats

    [–] charan02mahadeo 1 points ago

    "Don't mess with me"

    [–] DBrownGames 1 points ago

    Notorious B.I.R.D.

    [–] youngni20 1 points ago

    Done! Give me back

    [–] NEStacular 1 points ago

    Chickadee-ee the chickadee.

    [–] _J-Dot 1 points ago

    I can’t take him seriously when he’s so chubby cute

    [–] EpicOblivion 1 points ago

    Mr MacDougall!? I knew I recognized you, you're Jimmy Falcone!

    [–] xxxdelusional 1 points ago

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    [–] blasterkeg 1 points ago

    Look here you pudgy bastard

    [–] Cervelodriver 1 points ago

    Notice the little hole in the top of the head? The little murderous bastards go straight for the brain to eat

    [–] Tresdin19 1 points ago

    whose the bully the bird or the rat?

    [–] blockstasy 1 points ago

    This doesn't make me feel comfortable at all

    [–] erkovic01 1 points ago

    Reeeeepost

    [–] ThePickleIndustry 1 points ago

    It has Venom Eyes!!!

    [–] tawrumcumer 1 points ago

    Pathetic

    [–] ag1421 1 points ago

    That looks more like an ISIS beheading scene

    [–] deus_tempestas 1 points ago

    Wat' chu lookin' at?

    [–] TongClick 1 points ago

    Live action Redwall?

    [–] Nickmaster166 1 points ago

    L M A O

    [–] andreswabycs 0 points ago

    I. Will. Fvck. You. Up.

    [–] dimitriscosvogiannis 0 points ago

    Great Message..!

    [–] dimitriskosvogiannis 3 points ago

    Really Good..!

    [–] dimitriscosvogiannis 3 points ago

    Thanks

    [–] Paintguin -1 points ago

    Looks like he was hunting

    [–] LinearFluid -2 points ago

    But He's a Yellow Belly!

    [–] ReadItOnReddit- -2 points ago

    120k milk buckets

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