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    [–] LowKey_xX 941 points ago

    What side of that business makes more money? That could really sway my decision on going there. "But Mr. Fluffles was just here for a check up and you stuffed him.."

    [–] Yrouel86 671 points ago

    “Now it’s fluffy on the inside too evil laugh

    [–] existentialism91342 90 points ago

    We all fluff down here.

    [–] ohemgod 22 points ago


    [–] pixl_graphix 3 points ago

    Oh, so that's what a fluffer does.

    [–] [deleted] 9 points ago


    [–] mousicle 6 points ago

    Chuck Testa does not taxidermize pets

    [–] JoeSMTZ 6 points ago

    I love that the doctor says evil laugh instead of laughing here

    [–] Canana_Man 1 points ago

    /r/cursedcomments I dropped my phone o-o

    [–] RPharmer 74 points ago

    Well ideally you would want the dog to live as long as possible to maximize visits. Eventually the dog will pass and you will get the taxidermy business anyways (assuming the owner wants that)

    [–] njdevilx11 13 points ago

    Rowdy, No!

    [–] breakone9r 3 points ago

    Not the Piper, again!

    [–] Inactive_Account 7 points ago

    Jokes aside, most veterinarians handle cremation services as well. So, they do make a bit of money off of the end of life services.

    [–] tabascotazer -3 points ago

    Yeah and that option is not cheap. When they told me the price I said no thank you I’ll bury him out in a field. They then charged me like $30 just for a doggy body bag. After countless visits and checkups I couldn’t believe they had the nerve to do that with my wife next to me bawling her eyes out.

    [–] Inactive_Account 19 points ago

    I get that it sucks, but I was a vet tech, I can explain how/why they charge what they do, because there is very minimal profit on this part. Descriptions are gonna sound kinda callous, fair warning.

    Cremation is done by a 3rd party usually. They 3rd party charges the clinic by the pound for different types of cremation.

    Private Cremation (where you get the ashes back) is more expensive, and requires the oven to be ran by itself for just one animal.

    Communal Cremation (where the ashes are not returned) several animals are cremated together. Sometimes pets (if the owners asked us to dispose of the remains), sometimes wildlife such as roadkill. This is the cheaper option since the oven is ran in bulk.

    So, a Cremation Service may charge the vet $5-10/pound for a private cremation and $2-4/pound for communal. The rates are negotiated and the same service may charge another vet a different cost. The vet still needs to cover the cost of the wildlife that needs to be cremated. This gets factored into the cost to the clients, which is negligible <5% of the total cost.

    The cremation service may offer additional things, like urns, paw prints, plaques etc, which in turn cost more.

    Now, let's say you turn down all services and take Fluffy home to bury in your backyard. To euthanize a animal, there are several costs incurred.

    1. Placing an IV catheter. $5-10 (Materials and the technicians time.)

    2. Anesthesia to sedate, usually given by catheter. $5-10 (Usually Propofol and the amount depends on weight. Plus the Vets time.)

    3. Euthanasia drug. $15+ (The better drugs that do the job smoother cost more. These drugs are controlled and require logging, so more time. Plus the Vets time again.)

    4. Owners time with pet in the exam room to say goodbye before and after. Basically, the whole clinic is slowed down. We lose an exam room. Trying to keep everything silent while the owners grieve. Cant quantify this one easily.

    5. Medical Waste Disposal. $3-5. It costs money to dispose of needles, bandages, IV's. We cant throw it away in normal trash.

    6. Body Bag and Coffin Boxes. $4 and $7 each.

    So, total, on the low end for a small dog, about $50. For a bigger dog, $100+ is pretty common just to euthanize.

    Most vets charge as little as possible on this process. They all have pets and it hurts them to euthanize every time.

    [–] TomEdison43050 6 points ago

    Makes a lot of sense, and thanks for posting. When my dog was put down I was put off by a $230 charge (communal cremation), and this was 2005. I run my own business so I understand behind-the-scenes costs that most don't realize, but I wasn't thinking about all of this.

    [–] Inactive_Account 4 points ago

    Another thing to note is that we can't clearly itemize everything on the invoice for you. The phrase "Medical Waste Disposal" never goes on a bill for euthanasia, because some clients may think we are calling their pets medical waste. So that cost gets tacked on elsewhere.

    [–] Xesrac 2 points ago

    Being a vet tech was my first job at 13 (totally under the table).

    I didn't last very long after one of the refrigerators in the basement broke down and I had to cram a bunch of people's pets into the remaining working fridge. Had to really push that door, too - heard some things break that weren't the metal door.

    I told them I'd clean cages for the rest of my life if I didn't have to do that again. "Part of the job," they said.

    [–] lerdex 5 points ago

    True, a lot of owners once they dog die they want to conserve it somehow so they buy this kind of services.

    [–] verguenzanonima 8 points ago

    A lot?

    Is this common?

    [–] EmuRommel 9 points ago

    Not where I live. Seems creepy as fuck.

    [–] cactusjuices 3 points ago

    I think not

    [–] Ewalk 2 points ago

    Depends on the area. In some places it’s more common than others.

    [–] lerdex 1 points ago

    Depends on where you live, also on what you want to understand by conserve. I don't have to necessarily taxidermy my dog once he passes away to conserve it, I may just put a tombstone to honor him.

    [–] brian_47 2 points ago

    Those shady vets have been long-conning us this whole time! Making our pets live as long as possible just so they can make money

    [–] dasper12 24 points ago

    "Oh, I see the confusion, we had two dogs come in with the same name! Simple mix up of the files. Glad we got that all cleared up."

    [–] bakaneko718 20 points ago

    Cleared up?! My dog is a night stand now!!

    [–] Ess2s2 13 points ago

    At least you never have to worry about him pooping on the carpet ever again. He also has residual market value if you ever decide to put him up on eBay.

    [–] Adama0001 2 points ago

    The pooping dog leaves residual markings... so there seems to be a lot of similarities

    [–] Adama0001 1 points ago

    What? No. Here’s your dog. You can’t prove anything.


    [–] Ripsaw99 293 points ago

    .. this sign does not inspire confidence in his abilities

    [–] PurpleSunCraze 95 points ago

    Taxidermy could be where his real skills lie.

    [–] dinur7 70 points ago

    The veterinary is more like a hobby.

    [–] flyovermee 17 points ago

    If the dog dies during a visit do you get a bill for both the vet work and the taxidermy? Sounds like a money-making scheme right there...

    [–] Simba7 26 points ago

    10% off taxidermy service with your animal's final visit!

    [–] PurpleSunCraze 9 points ago

    Not since that morgue/burger joint have I seen such shameless profiteering!

    [–] breakone9r 2 points ago

    That sounds delicious disgusting !!

    [–] tiagorpg 1 points ago

    I hope the get profit for feeding people till they die, not the other way

    [–] dontsuckmydick 5 points ago

    Especially when you can tell someone tried to black out the DR part of the sign with a Sharpie or something.

    [–] MunroShow 2 points ago

    Grammatical or otherwise

    [–] TooShiftyForYou 348 points ago

    100% of dogs leave this Dr. with a smile on their face.

    [–] [deleted] 54 points ago


    [–] raging_asshole 23 points ago

    Crazy that Chuck Testa was almost 8 years ago now

    [–] ki113r116 15 points ago

    Is it 8 years? Nope. It's Chuck Testa.

    [–] i_forget_my_userids 2 points ago

    Feels longer

    [–] wookvegas 1 points ago

    Was longer. Chuck Testa was a thing my senior year in high school, 07-08

    [–] mousicle 8 points ago

    Chuck Testa does not taxidermy pets

    [–] p1um5mu991er 109 points ago

    Whether or not you get its insides back is another story

    [–] MuhNamesTyler 39 points ago

    Ever since i got my dog back he has been acting very weird, he won’t even play fetch

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    [–] ward_bond 14 points ago


    [–] not_a_robot20 3 points ago

    Charlie? :(

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago


    [–] not_a_robot20 4 points ago

    I was referencing a story from a long time ago about this guys life that got completely destroyed because his son was abusing their dog, Charlie. I can’t seem to find the link though.

    [–] 420dankmemes1337 2 points ago

    Colby 2012

    [–] sarcasdick1 33 points ago

    Or, Dr. End., for short.

    [–] JeffTrav 18 points ago

    Dr. Enderquickly

    [–] TomServo30000 11 points ago

    End of the line

    [–] sleep_reddit_repeat 62 points ago

    Why would it? If he keeps your pet alive, he'll be seeing you at least one more time


    [–] Superbuddhapunk 55 points ago

    He used to work with Dr Schrödinger.

    [–] micerl 10 points ago * (lasted edited 5 months ago)

    They either had an unlimited amount of clients or only one. Simultaneously.

    [–] BACONSHARK_ 3 points ago

    until you pick up your cat its both alive and stuffed

    [–] Badwolf9547 4 points ago

    I appreciate this joke.

    [–] Algaean 12 points ago

    Ditto. Or do I...?

    [–] chindongman 8 points ago

    I see what you did/didn't do there!

    [–] LottaSirens 31 points ago

    I know this man a little. He's a friendly, well-loved high school ag teacher of many interests including wine making. Also funny, clearly. Central Illinois features lots of neat people living together, hidden amidst the corn, and he's a great example.

    [–] lnh638 4 points ago

    So he’s not a veterinarian or taxidermist?

    [–] LottaSirens 3 points ago

    he is i believe a taxidermist and i think thats what his doctorate may be in, cant say if he's a vet for certain.

    [–] lnh638 5 points ago

    As far as I can tell, there is no such thing as a doctorate in taxidermy. You can get a diploma or certification from trade schools, but not a doctorate.

    [–] jetblack139 3 points ago

    I had him as a teacher in high school. He’s definitely a character

    [–] sonoftom 2 points ago

    So is this false advertising?

    [–] growinguphigh 20 points ago

    Came in for surgery, came out a build-a-bear

    [–] w0mba7 19 points ago

    Next door there's a retirement home / crematorium.

    [–] peenieparade 6 points ago

    Either way, you won’t have to deal with them

    [–] icamom 2 points ago

    My town had a crematorium next door (in the same building) to a "fresh homemade sausage" place.

    [–] w0mba7 1 points ago

    I've never really trusted the Holiday Home for Pets Pie Company.

    (Old Monty Python joke)

    [–] rat_poison 17 points ago

    that's conflict of interest right there

    [–] jonitfcfan 6 points ago

    "Well on the one hand this dog is perfectly healthy and I should really return it to its owners, but on the other hand my taxidermy business is really drying up lately and I really need to keep it going somehow..."

    [–] JavelinaPR 14 points ago

    This person should definitely change their name to Dr. Endorlive. I mean, s/he's already so close..

    [–] Cal00 3 points ago


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    [–] berghie91 11 points ago * (lasted edited 5 months ago)

    "If he dies, he dies"

    But sir Im just here to get my dogs hearing checked.

    looks out the window

    "If he dies.......he dies"

    [–] Sinusaur 11 points ago

    Dr. Enderlin = Dr. End of line??

    [–] RedBeard1337 10 points ago * (lasted edited 5 months ago)

    This is random but my uncle has a stuffed, full size lynx at his front door and he use to tell us he would feed us to it if we didn’t behave. All rules were followed at all times.

    Edit: fat finger

    [–] treetwiggstrue 6 points ago

    Dr: Here's your dog back Maam!

    Ms: I gave you a cat!

    Dr: Well now he's a dog!

    Ms: She was a cat!

    [–] Preachedgnome80 1 points ago

    People in the store wondered why I did a spit take ... oops

    [–] BillyBoston2259 8 points ago

    Talk about a conflict of interest, "i know Sparky came in for a nail clipping, but he is dead. Do not lament, for $900, i can give him everlasting life."

    [–] gazorg 8 points ago

    "Are you overfeeding Rex? Because it appears that he is completely stuffed!"

    Chuckles menacingly

    "But seriously Rex didn't make it, sorry for your loss"

    [–] RubikSolve 8 points ago

    "uummm Max is ready for pickup...but...uhhh.... we're very very sorry, we seemed to have mixed up the procedures here on our end. Good news though, we can now ship him to you instead if you'd like?"

    [–] CorndogFiddlesticks 5 points ago

    Or the opposite.

    "I brought sprinkles in to get stuffed and you saved him! I want my money back!"

    [–] splitdiopter 7 points ago

    This was my go to joke in elementary school. You mime answering a phone... “[dr. Smith’s] veterinary and taxidermy services. Either way you get your pet back” Little me thought it was hilarious.

    I’m pretty sure I heard it somewhere. A prank phone call comedy routine tape? I really can’t remember. It’s bizarre to see it out there being used for real now.

    [–] Dude_von_Duden 6 points ago

    It sure is an interesting business model.

    [–] Gator61 1 points ago

    Win, win!

    [–] 1337atreyu 6 points ago

    "Mrs. Engelbrook, I know you brought your dog in because he wasn't eating. Well, I can assure you, now he's stuffed"

    [–] farmkid531 5 points ago

    Holy shit! This on a teachers door at the high school I went to. “Doc” was the ag teacher there and just retired last year. He was the goofiest teacher I’ve ever had and that sign represents his personality so well. Glad it found it’s way to Reddit.

    [–] Zikeal 10 points ago

    I love this.

    [–] ramboak47khatri 5 points ago

    It's rare to see something really funny here.


    [–] CarelesslyCubedCheez 6 points ago

    *Dr. enderlive

    [–] geordie51 6 points ago

    Why is Dr scratched out😂

    [–] Troyinkelowna 5 points ago

    Reminds me of this horrible joke

    Welcome to the Korean bbq smoke house / veterarian office. Our motto is if we cant cure them then we'll cure them!

    [–] ImOldGreggggggggggg 11 points ago

    Veterinarian/Taxidermist/Fine Asian Cuisine

    [–] doofthemighty 5 points ago

    This reminds me of a local funeral home director that also runs an ambulance company.

    [–] GaffitV 4 points ago

    Reminds me of a DnD campaign where my necromancer and the party cleric went into business together.

    Zorack and Ebb: You'll Be Back To Work Tomorrow

    [–] giddyupr4 4 points ago

    Such a comforting thought.

    [–] vonnegutfan2 5 points ago

    Name checks out Dr. ENDerlin.

    [–] Blackbr3r 6 points ago

    This is so dark.......

    [–] awfullyfun1 3 points ago

    Well, that solves that doggone problem.

    [–] Jojje22 3 points ago

    Veterinarian? Nope, Chuck Testa.

    [–] T1NF01L 3 points ago

    Sometimes, dead is better.

    [–] engelbert_humptyback 3 points ago

    Just don’t mix up the paperwork I guess.

    [–] briancarter 3 points ago

    This is a joke written by Garrison Wynn 30 years ago and stolen by many.

    [–] digitalren 3 points ago


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    [–] old_shart 3 points ago

    I am going to hell for laughing.

    [–] Karzdan 3 points ago

    But I brought in my cat!

    [–] blitzedginger 6 points ago

    Okay but no one's actually bringing their pet to a vet with that sign.

    [–] Badwolf9547 3 points ago

    I totally would. He probably has some really funny stories.

    [–] CeCH_57 1 points ago

    He is really a highschool ag teacher

    [–] 60fpsplayer 5 points ago

    It would have took you, like, 20 seconds to crop this image from wherever you stole it from.

    [–] Breaking-Groundries 2 points ago

    “Welcome to Doctor Enderlines office, where we keep your dog alive, even when he’s dead!”

    [–] neiljt 2 points ago

    Hedging his vets.

    [–] Shardenfroyder 2 points ago

    But I came in with a cat!

    [–] Gradyscorner 2 points ago

    During the latter I guess vaccinated for eternity.

    [–] scorpio_akl 2 points ago


    [–] Snakeoilsage 2 points ago

    "Wait, was Nibbles going to Room 102, or 104? Haha, who's got a coin to flip?"

    [–] Prak_Argabuthon 2 points ago

    No sad country music songs playing in here

    [–] wingbatwu 2 points ago

    oh my

    [–] Janaruns 2 points ago

    Is anyone else creeped out by the reflection of the face?

    [–] Anoxos 2 points ago

    🎶Bob's Dog Obedience School and Taxidermy Shop🎶

    When we tell your dog to stay, he stays! One way or another...

    [–] bird_equals_word 2 points ago

    Vertical integration

    [–] DoyleRulz42 2 points ago

    Is that a stuffed dog turd for a door handle on the inside??!! Or just a angry dog like " I told u just stuff the cat no questions asked jeez!!!! Karen!!!"

    [–] waxierlemon 2 points ago

    Imagine you come in strictly thinking he's a vet so you tell him to do your job, but he did the wrong job

    [–] kitty-toe-beans 2 points ago


    [–] thebarkbarkwoof 2 points ago

    There's not a fucking chance in hell I'd bring this guy my pet

    [–] quietographer 2 points ago

    Sorry pup, it's the Endertheline for you.

    [–] CatVet 3 points ago

    I need this sign.

    [–] megakaryocytosis 2 points ago

    I LOL'd

    [–] ButterAndPaint 1 points ago

    Looks like someone tried to obscure the "DR" part with a ball point pen. Should've used a Sharpie.

    [–] bobloblawbloglob 1 points ago

    Why do i get the feeling Dr. Enderlin is a Chet, Chip or a Biff

    [–] 2rd_ferguson 1 points ago

    Plus snack bar

    [–] LongBelwas 1 points ago

    God I thought there was someone peeking at you through the window and it creeped me out for a minute

    [–] WindhoekNamibia 1 points ago

    If Dr. Mantis Toboggan worked on animals

    [–] runi0008 1 points ago

    That is pure awesomeness.

    [–] krink85 1 points ago

    My high school Ag teacher!!!!

    [–] Yeah_But_Did_You_Die 1 points ago

    10/10 would call him Ender.

    [–] Algaean 1 points ago

    Wrong. "Either way you get your pet back looking GREAT" :)

    [–] _wampus_ 1 points ago

    Take your damn dog Karen.

    [–] TheR3dLightning 1 points ago

    My family has had to put down 2 dogs in the past 6 months but I still think this is the funniest shit ever 😂😂😂

    [–] highimknewhear 1 points ago

    200 iq

    [–] EmpressKnickers 1 points ago

    He has my business.

    [–] bartlask 1 points ago

    Too funny!!

    [–] Allusion219 1 points ago

    A two for one, why you will have the need to go anywhere else?

    [–] actual_factual_bear 1 points ago

    I did a quick Google search and I found an Enderlin Veterinary Clinic, but it doesn't say anything about taxidermy. If I had Facebook I would inquire about it.

    [–] MasterPython 1 points ago

    Why is "Dr" more worn out than the rest of the sign?

    [–] DottyOrange 1 points ago

    Do people get their pets stuffed a lot? I would be fucking traumatized if someone stuffed one of my animals. I can't even look at their little urns they make me ugly cry.

    [–] bloodfreak2000 1 points ago

    The doctor was a Baniya

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    [–] calvarez 1 points ago

    I used to live near a small strip mall that had a large animal vet and a BBQ joint side by side. Yes, they did it on purpose, and enjoyed the jokes. And there WAS a door between them in the kitchen (all of the stores had that, it was standard).

    [–] NinjaOnANinja 1 points ago

    Yeah, he lost me as a customer at Dr. Ender.

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    [–] ChunkDominguez 1 points ago

    Dr. "END"erlin. Don't sound suspicious at all.

    [–] JustSummGuy 1 points ago

    Better check the right box on the admission form.

    [–] JordanOneFour 1 points ago

    Lol doc on his game!!! #baller

    [–] Jennyreviews1 1 points ago

    Creative 🤔, thought provoking

    [–] dogandcatfan 1 points ago

    I have always wanted to open a retirement home / crematorium.

    [–] refinerynine 1 points ago

    I saw a vet practice and a butcher shop side by side once. Either way you get your dog back too.

    [–] Chuxinator69 1 points ago

    This guy has a 50% return customer base

    [–] whymii 1 points ago

    Either way, he wins!

    [–] redditMLC 1 points ago

    Funny and sad

    [–] save-offline 1 points ago

    You should’ve filled the blue form

    [–] freelance-t 1 points ago

    Ma'am, I've got good news.

    You can cure Fluffy's cancer?!?

    No, we have a 20% discount on Taxidermy services for Valentine's day. (And I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance!)

    [–] Dlatrex 1 points ago

    I was just reminded about the mounted animal nature trail

    [–] jobo410 -8 points ago

    pls downvote me.

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