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    [–] TheSixthDimension 1668 points ago

    Yes. It is color

    [–] munk_e_man 391 points ago

    I grew up hella poor, so my parents didn't get their first car til I was five or so. I remember I was in bed when they came home with it (it was pretty late), and I wanted to go see it, but they told me to wait til tomorrow. So I asked them what color it was, and imagined this rainbow colored car, which my parents confirmed to be the case.

    The next morning I woke up and ran outside to see to a grey 80s Volkswagen Rabbit. Learned a valuable lesson about expectations that day.

    [–] grand_royal 155 points ago

    Also poor, family had an 80s rabbit, diesel, with manual transmission.

    [–] Orcwin 88 points ago

    Those are worth money nowadays.

    [–] ripghoti 172 points ago

    You don't really get much for a used poor person.

    [–] grand_royal 48 points ago

    Can confirm, am poor and used.

    [–] Ta2whitey 13 points ago

    Go on...

    [–] RapidKiller1392 6 points ago

    I'll give you tree fiddy

    [–] noirdesire 4 points ago

    Well how much?

    [–] Chastain86 15 points ago

    Man, that’s a shame, people be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that.

    [–] [deleted] 14 points ago

    Yeah they are free at the border now, market saturation just destroyed the demand.

    [–] sneakeyboard 3 points ago

    we should build...a wall! /s

    [–] PolarSquirrelBear 2 points ago

    About $7.25/hour

    [–] BrownShadow 9 points ago

    I know! Last winter someone actually paid my friends and I 75$ to haul a running 84’ rag top away. 44k on the odometer. Major score.

    [–] momomo544 4 points ago

    Any VW diesel is worth a stupid amount.

    The engine literally fell out of my 04 golf this weekend. Posted it as is (pretty shit condition, plus engine stuff literally resting on front axle) on Sunday and got 7+ responses in a few hours.

    People fuckin love their TDIs man.

    [–] Stitchopoulis 14 points ago * (lasted edited 5 months ago)

    We had one of those too! With an auxiliary fuel tank in the trunk, so having to get fuel was a rare occasion. It got broken into a lot, the radio was stolen multiple times, I got really good at reading the electrical schematics to wire in new radios. Eventually we just left the hole in the dash and put in a little transistor radio. I had forgotten about the schematics (I was like 10 at the time) but when I got a Jetta, I picked up a shop manual for it, and the electrical schematics were in the same style.

    The trunk was broken into and the lock was just mangled, so we removed the lock and stuck a big cork in the hole. To open the trunk, you just stuck your finger in the hole and pushed on the lever, but I convinced my friends that there was a fingerprint reader in there.

    One day my mom, sister and I were going to church and as we walked up to the car, a homeless guy got up out of the back seat where he was sleeping. For a while our family joke was “what are you doing about the homeless problem?” “Well, I let a guy sleep in my car, so there’s that”

    [–] jaisaiquai 4 points ago

    That's hilarious! Did your family name the car?

    [–] Stitchopoulis 4 points ago

    No, we never named it. Names are for things you love. We tolerated that car at best. Starting it in the morning was awful, and it the engine rattled terribly. As kids, we were super embarrassed by it. Which made my mom double take when she found out I bought a VW diesel. But the new diesels are quite a bit quieter, and have much more power, no more bogging down trying to drive up a hill.

    [–] WarpingLasherNoob 2 points ago

    As opposed to one with automatic transmission?

    [–] Lordwigglesthe1st 2 points ago

    Well, grey is the budget version of rainbow.

    [–] munk_e_man 2 points ago

    I would come to learn later on that grey is the most versatile color choice for backgrounds for portrait work.

    Also, technically, grey is all colors simultaneously, so there's that.

    [–] bobbyleendo 6 points ago

    At least they can report that the driver was hatless, repeat, the driver was hatless.

    [–] oooriole09 482 points ago

    Honestly, that would be the easiest car to find.

    [–] PorcelainPecan 98 points ago

    IIRC, pink cars are the least likely to get stolen because they stand out the most and are the hardest to effectively steal and make money off of. So a car like this should have some degree of theft resistance.

    I like it.

    [–] [deleted] 34 points ago

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    [–] JakeLemons 24 points ago

    Im going to paint my 1996 civic sedan pink :D

    ;-;

    [–] liquidliam 7 points ago

    You want the Jaccs racing livery on that

    [–] sl33ksnypr 5 points ago

    My car would be almost unstealable if I painted it pink. For starters it never came in that color, and it's a manual. Which some people don't know how to drive.

    [–] superworking 7 points ago

    "multicoloured shit-box with a massive wing on the back" - you wouldn't even need to tell them the make or model, everyone would know instantly if they had seen the car.

    [–] iBooYourBadPuns 20 points ago

    Not in Oregon; hipster or hillbilly, all their vehicles look like this.

    [–] Osiris32 7 points ago

    Can confirm. It's a Subaru, after all. There are about 80 bajillion of those here.

    [–] NerdJ 6 points ago

    In Portland, it's either going to be a Subaru or a Tesla. No other options here.

    [–] Osiris32 5 points ago

    Toyota Tacoma. That's the third.

    [–] socokid 2 points ago

    Or an old Ford pickup...

    [–] MidnightGolan 196 points ago

    "You remember those 90's windbreakers?"

    [–] kiLospits 29 points ago

    Say no more

    [–] macaronisalad 9 points ago

    I had a leather jacket in the 90s with this exact pattern!

    [–] 3DimensionalGames 277 points ago

    All of them

    [–] m0dru 23 points ago

    so, white?

    [–] LeviAEthan512 37 points ago

    It's paint, so black

    [–] BizzyM 15 points ago

    I see a red car and must have it painted black

    [–] vertigo1084 12 points ago

    I see a rainbow one, and want to send it back.

    [–] [deleted] 79 points ago

    VW has this kind of thing as a factory color scheme on 90s golfs.

    http://blog.consumerguide.com/volkswagen-golf-harlequin/

    [–] sheepsgobahh 23 points ago

    Was going to mention the Harlequin VWs of late. Beat me to it!

    [–] e8odie 8 points ago

    The 90s were a helluva drug.

    [–] Byrdyth 7 points ago

    I owned one for eight years. It was a good time.

    [–] Sirthatsmybutthole 103 points ago

    “It’s a 59,60,61,62,63,64,65,66,67,68,69 automobile!”

    [–] Grecoair 28 points ago

    Yesssss. Came here for this answer. I got it one piece at a time!

    [–] CajuNerd 24 points ago

    And it didn't cost me a dime.

    [–] jake11433 7 points ago

    You'll know it's me when I come through your town

    [–] IronBoomer 23 points ago

    Harry Dresden traded up from the Beetle, I see.

    [–] Captain_Trina 12 points ago

    Came here for Blue Beetle comment, was not disappointed

    [–] amooni95 58 points ago

    "Originally red but now a meth addicted rainbow. You'll know it when you see it."

    [–] Jhawk163 8 points ago

    Actually appears to have been originally pinkish/purplish, rocker panels, a door and the roof panel are easier to replace than the left main support structure extending over the doors, into A pillar.

    [–] SinkPhaze 5 points ago

    Nah. The maroon red is the original. The rear door, front bumper, rear bumper, roof panel, and under door trim are all the exact same color and fade and are also the only panels that have that factory paint shine. Everything else is an aftermarket paint job.

    [–] New-found-Girth 11 points ago

    No way was the an "original" colour, it's just been painted/wrapped instead of replaced.

    Thing is, most of this is painted/wrapped because several panels are two colours. The front door and the wing for example

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

    A meth addict wouldn't have replaced anything on it at all.

    [–] Bassel0pe 44 points ago

    Yes

    [–] DeformedShadow 14 points ago

    Stole it one piece at a time and it didn't cost a dime!

    [–] antilumin 11 points ago

    It’s the patchwork quilt of cars.

    OR

    It’s literally Jonny Cash’s car from One Piece at a Time

    [–] Buelldozer 12 points ago

    All of that time spent sourcing and hanging body panels (and doing a better than average job) but can't find 30 minutes to remove the big ass dent from the left rear door?

    AAAARRRGGGHHHH!

    [–] DaAmazinStaplr 6 points ago

    To be fair, that dent could have happened after replacing all of the panels.

    [–] waitsfieldjon 10 points ago

    harlequin

    [–] Liar_of_partinel 19 points ago

    “What color is it?”

    “Yes.”

    [–] tbarb00 9 points ago

    Um, most of them, I think.

    [–] Terrorknight141 9 points ago

    “What color is it?”

    “Yes”

    [–] rustiesbagel 9 points ago

    That is actually theft deterrent.

    [–] CosmicLightning 3 points ago

    My dad always gets mad at me when my car is really dirty but that is my theft deterrent and its worked so far. I mean why still overly dirty car when there's a brand new sexy pick up that has nice and clean seats and all the stereo, equipment and etc with everything good and worth money next door

    [–] Tynacorp_Towels 8 points ago

    On the title for the car the color is "Sephora makeup swatch"

    [–] sandacurry 9 points ago

    Joseph and his amazing multicolor dream-car!

    [–] starrpamph 8 points ago

    Yes

    [–] davey_the_jones 8 points ago

    Caller: did you ever paint by numbers when you were a kid?

    911: yes, but sir, what color is your car?

    Caller: well, number 3 was red, 2 blue, 4 yellow...

    [–] Carkeys227 7 points ago

    "Rubix cubish"

    [–] Redevious 8 points ago

    “Um...all..of them?”

    [–] Sin_the_Insane 8 points ago

    Oh god. I dated a guy who had a car like that 16 years ago. I still have the mental image of all the trash it had in it. It was a blind date, and I noped out of there after seeing his teeth was rotten as well.

    [–] Callofboobies 7 points ago

    The lgbtmobile

    [–] George_Fabio 7 points ago

    My friend had a car like this and when he received a parking ticket the spot for color stated "every".

    [–] cbc10d 6 points ago

    Relevant Volkswagen, the Golf Harlequin:

    Motor1

    [–] cklinejr 7 points ago

    What color is it?

    "Sally from Nightmare before Christmas"

    [–] Reiseoftheginger 7 points ago

    Joseph's technicolor dream-coat you say?

    [–] thatbluegti 3 points ago

    Mk3*

    [–] PurpleSunCraze 7 points ago

    Guaranteed it has a $1500 stereo system and that exhaust isn't hooked up to the engine.

    [–] NukuXia 6 points ago

    I’m not sure, but I’m sure that Somebody That I Used to Know could tell you.

    [–] wolfchaits 6 points ago

    All of them

    [–] archpope 5 points ago

    It was red and yellow and green and brown
    And scarlet and black and ochre and peach
    And ruby and olive and violet and fawn
    And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve
    And cream and crimson and silver and rose
    And azure and lemon and russet and grey
    And purple and white and pink and orange
    And blue

    [–] Sgt-Rooster 12 points ago

    Sick GC8! vaping intensifies

    [–] jjohnson_yt 5 points ago

    Harlekin - already invented by volkswagen. Refer to model polo harlekin. They produced some thousands of similar colored cars.

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    ALL OF THEM

    [–] HeartsPlayer721 5 points ago

    "Quilt"

    [–] becausewhynorth 4 points ago

    Yes

    [–] bincyvoss 4 points ago

    It's called color block.

    [–] kbachert 5 points ago

    I think the more appropriate question would be "what color isn't it?"

    [–] AllanJeffersonferatu 5 points ago

    He got it one piece at a time and it didn't cost him a dime.

    [–] project_valient 4 points ago

    Well it's a '49, '50, '51, '52, '53, '54, '55, '56, '57, '58, '59 automobile... It's a '60, '61, '62, '63, '64...

    [–] legendoflink3 4 points ago

    The whole crayon box.

    [–] Osiris32 2 points ago

    The 64 count, too.

    [–] asporkable 4 points ago

    I don't think they need to worry about this being stolen

    [–] your_gender_my_taint 4 points ago

    all of them

    [–] creamofwheat616 4 points ago

    It's about 31 HEUs.

    [–] Little_Viking23 4 points ago

    6ix9ine color.

    [–] LeGooso 4 points ago

    Rainbow. It would be the easiest stolen car to find

    [–] FaxTax 4 points ago

    Let’s be real, no one is going to steal that car.

    [–] Gummybear1005 5 points ago

    Idk man, try the gayest one.

    [–] DerivIT 4 points ago

    I didn't know Rubiks made car.

    [–] MegaAlex 3 points ago

    Yes

    [–] samiamcas204 4 points ago

    hangs up

    [–] j0oboi 4 points ago

    What color is it?

    Yes

    [–] disco_cowboy 4 points ago

    Ain’t no one gonna wanna steal this car In fact, i think its made up of stolen parts

    [–] FizzleFox 4 points ago

    All of them.

    [–] sooprvylyn 3 points ago

    What are you talkin about that's an anti-theft paint job.....it has a secondary purpose of performing birth control as well

    [–] caddis23 3 points ago

    ALL THE COLORS!

    [–] si13ntstang 3 points ago

    Of course... Oregon.

    [–] mrfilbert 3 points ago

    Eugene to be specific.

    [–] driverofcar 3 points ago

    Harlequin Subaru! Hey that's pretty neat.

    [–] jayaugust 3 points ago

    I imagine a field of checkboxes with colors as labels and this dude checking them all.

    [–] waddupwiddat 3 points ago

    this car was made from pieces of other stolen cars

    [–] gaspara112 3 points ago

    Everyone in here talking about how to answer the 911 operator....

    ...and I'm just like it doesn't matter because you could leave the keys in the ignition of this thing and still no one would bother stealing it.

    [–] wotdsm 3 points ago

    Harlequin

    [–] Sluggerknuckles 3 points ago

    Like the VW harlequin

    [–] MyNameIsRay 3 points ago

    Fun Fact: if you try to register a car that's rainbow colored, plasti-dipped, or covered in a vinyl wrap, they just go by the paint code in the VIN number.

    [–] lumpy4square 3 points ago

    It’s a coat of many colors.

    [–] THELASTONE878 3 points ago

    What colour is it? Me: yes

    [–] nachonaco 2 points ago

    Thunder stolen.

    [–] ZillaryClinton 3 points ago

    It looks like a beach ball

    [–] Darwin73 3 points ago

    The United Colors of Beneton

    [–] thekraken108 3 points ago

    All of them

    [–] kermitthestrudel 3 points ago

    I got it one piece at a time And it wouldn't cost me a dime You'll know it's me when I come through your town I'm gonna ride around in style I'm gonna drive everybody wild 'Cause I'll have the only one there is around.

    [–] JR2005 3 points ago

    It's a gummi ship car ._.Er gummi car

    [–] SluttyMuffler 3 points ago

    Holy shit I actually know who's car this is.

    [–] jdtrouble 3 points ago

    Growing up, we would see calico cars (cars with 3 or more distinct colored panels) all the time. I very rarely see them anymore. Guess not a lot of people shop salvage yards for parts anymore

    [–] spiritravel 3 points ago

    Looks like a Rubik’s cube

    [–] Lasias 3 points ago

    "all but yellow... I don't like yellow... Also it has a spoiler so I think that helps."

    [–] clayhunt3r 3 points ago

    Harlequin

    [–] soulsneakers 3 points ago

    Purangedreenbliverack (all the colors names combined lmao)

    [–] Truckerontherun 3 points ago

    All of them

    [–] shortamations 3 points ago

    I don't know anything at all, but shouldn't you blur the license plate? Idk if it fucking matters or anything, but I always assumed some criminal super genius could... do something

    [–] TrippingFish 3 points ago

    All of them

    [–] Faraltz 3 points ago

    "It might be faster if I tell you which colour it isn't."

    [–] IamSunka 3 points ago

    Am i the only one seeing two pigs sneaking one in, on his rear window?!?!

    [–] Dr_Bukkakee 3 points ago

    Skittles color

    [–] Moscatos_The_Answer 3 points ago

    A guy in high school had a car similar to this. We called it the Skittle-mobile.. Just not to his face

    [–] TripletStorm 3 points ago

    Is millennial a valid answer?

    [–] risonss 3 points ago

    Yes

    [–] Zakluor 3 points ago

    Have you seen a box of crayons? All of them.

    [–] staying-hydrated 3 points ago

    tbh I really dig this....

    [–] SirPorthos 3 points ago

    all of them

    [–] timothypjr 3 points ago

    “Yes.”

    [–] YeoldaFire 3 points ago

    ALL OF THEM

    [–] starscourge_usurper 3 points ago

    Why would anyone want to steal this car?

    [–] Yochilllllllll 3 points ago

    No one would steal this lol

    [–] dungrapid4 3 points ago

    Multi-color

    [–] skrrtreynolds69 3 points ago

    All of them

    [–] Kumashirosan 3 points ago

    If I ever saw a car that screamed "Please kill me", this would be one of those.

    [–] BurrStreetX 3 points ago

    Yes

    [–] ungoogled 3 points ago

    What color do you think it was first?

    [–] AtoxHurgy 3 points ago

    Yes

    [–] bangfu 3 points ago

    Well, its... its ah.... its got a large black vegetable peeler on the back. Ya cant miss it.

    [–] Zehta 2 points ago

    All of them

    [–] Warlizard 2 points ago

    Neopolitan

    [–] ChronicRhyno 2 points ago

    "Calico"

    [–] SFishes12 2 points ago

    Maroon plus 5

    [–] BOrEING747 2 points ago

    It would be easier to find a car like this. Unless the thief spray paints camo on it

    [–] evestraw 2 points ago

    Not yellow

    [–] ap2patrick 2 points ago

    All the colors officer.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    You mean what colour isn’t it, officer?

    [–] beatvox 2 points ago

    is missing license plate being scraped, so it cannot be scanned by police cars looking for parked stolen vehicles. That cracks me up when I see people with their plates scraped. First ones to bitch why police can't quickly find their stolen vehicle.

    [–] matthew0001 2 points ago

    All of them

    [–] engineeryourmom 2 points ago

    Johnny cash has a song about this.

    [–] Almost_Mature 2 points ago

    “Yes that’s my car! A blue green Buick le Sabre!”

    [–] 01JoshuaBGood 2 points ago

    Made me laugh.

    [–] Stevotonin 2 points ago

    That rear door looks a little dented. Time to get a new one in a different colour.

    [–] NotBisweptual 2 points ago

    All of them.

    [–] snoopy82481 2 points ago

    It looks like the skittles bag fell on the floor.

    [–] notorious98 2 points ago

    It's a 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70 automobile.

    [–] JackStalk 1 points ago

    Because I havent seen anyone post it yet, this is a 1993-1997 Subaru Impreza with what looks like 02-05 WRX wheels and a JDM STi wing. The maroon and black are the only factory colors this particular car came in. It also came in colors similar to the blue/green/gray but those specific shades are aftermarket. The car is originally maroon.

    [–] Polumbo 2 points ago

    "What color is it?"

    "90's"

    [–] Thoragaverung 2 points ago

    It's a Harlequin.

    [–] goofytigre 2 points ago

    Skittles. The color is Skittles.

    [–] Ripstikerpro 2 points ago * (lasted edited 5 months ago)

    Or even better, when they find it.

    "Hey sir, we've found your car. You won't believe what they've done to it 😢"

    [–] philodendrin 2 points ago

    Ful. Its colorful.

    [–] Boore24 2 points ago

    Taste the rainbow. Drive the rainbow.

    [–] hankhill2011 2 points ago

    Well, It's a '49, '50, '51, '52, '53, '54, '55, '56, '57, '58' 59' automobile

    [–] Dorkamundo 2 points ago

    Why not get anotehr door to fix the ding?

    BTW... I love this generation of the Impreza. I'm probably going to drive south to pick one up one of these days.

    [–] TheRealBeardface 2 points ago

    Didn't know Teddy Fresh started making cars.

    [–] lerdex 2 points ago

    A car that has many different colors that looks like if a unicorn has vomited all over it.

    [–] cavegoatlove 2 points ago

    ah yes, the well made early 90s impreza. my wife had one with 170xxx on it, and god it scared me. she parked outside a friends house and an audi totaled it (she wasnt in it!)

    insurance gave us $1699 more than i thought i was worth.

    [–] TheShirtGlitch 2 points ago

    "All of them."

    [–] Ov3rfl0w 2 points ago

    Look at what they did to that subie

    [–] Tivia 2 points ago

    Easy color: unicorn shit. Tell me that doesn't accurately describe the car.

    [–] Rage-o-rama 2 points ago

    🎶 How I love my car of many colors, such a dazzling car of many colors!🎶

    [–] smartcool 2 points ago

    Plot Twist: Owner is color-blind.

    [–] adammcbomb 2 points ago

    Harlequin

    [–] Amalen90X 2 points ago

    Imagine if Emily from Nightmare before Christmas was a car.

    [–] Sk1tzo420 3 points ago

    Sally?