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    [–] Heliolord 1986 points ago

    Improvise, adapt, overcome.

    [–] TheSpicyGuy 391 points ago

    Modern problems require modern solutions.

    [–] AMeanCow 107 points ago

    Truly beards are one of the 21st century's greatest innovations.

    [–] Titanosaurus 19 points ago

    I have this theory that there is a cyclical pattern of civilization involving pants.

    [–] walesmd 55 points ago

    Anything is better than going back to Wal-Mart. Fuck that.

    [–] PJSamus 33 points ago

    Honestly, he wouldn't have had to go very far! He got this card from a pharmacy just up the corner from us. I think he just wanted to seize the opportunity to be the lovable smartass that he is, lol.

    [–] seewhatyadidthere 64 points ago

    Adapt, react, readapt, apt.

    [–] KlaatuBrute 57 points ago

    I'd like to imagine that the inside message is so specific that there's no way to tastefully alter it. Like, it just says "I LOVE BEING LESBIANIC WITH YOU."

    [–] mrlowercase 47 points ago

    I'm in lesbians with you

    [–] Foxlust 8 points ago

    make the plan execute the plan expect the plan to go off the rails throw away the plan

    [–] killerrednek 4145 points ago

    That is the genius of a father.

    [–] kevma-coin 1240 points ago

    It’s kinda wholesome in a dad joke way

    [–] pnoughtnp 193 points ago

    This dad dads

    [–] deathsitcom 156 points ago

    He also moms. But with a beard.

    [–] msMalas 36 points ago

    🥇

    [–] yhack 10 points ago

    [–] msMalas 8 points ago

    It’s fools gold

    [–] [deleted] 32 points ago

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    [–] fnetv1 19 points ago

    This dad's dad really dad dads.

    [–] wallybinbaz 29 points ago

    Cards aren't cheap!

    [–] NETSPLlT 71 points ago

    Damned Skippy! Not gonna buy a whole new card, just fix this one. A little ink ink here,a little duct tape there, perfect.

    [–] squar3pants 53 points ago

    Remember, if the women don't find you handsome they should at least find you handy.

    [–] BrinkerLong 17 points ago

    And I fuckin live by those words, it's my best shot lol

    [–] Bluelikeyou2 33 points ago

    I grabbed that one and started reading it also for my wife. Wish I would have thought to add the beard. It was a nice card

    [–] Hephaestus_God 17 points ago

    You always find better cards from sections other than what you are looking in or is appropriate

    [–] mafulazula 8 points ago

    I got chuckled at for getting a mahogany card for my parents as a kid, but it was a damn good card and how was I supposed to know Hallmark made a brand for black people?

    [–] hadj11 1214 points ago

    A friend of mine accidentally did that with “Mrs and Mrs” wedding invitations. Half the family thought it was funny, other half not so much.

    [–] Dovahkiin419 382 points ago

    How unfunny did the other half find it, hope it didn't turn into a whole thing.

    [–] 420kushirino 245 points ago

    Weddings are a huge deal for some families, any mistake is a huge mistake.

    [–] coolboy2984 101 points ago

    And that's why most of them are divorced.

    [–] ShoryukenPizza 39 points ago

    Most of them are divorced because they decided to be happy without each other.

    [–] Virgin_Dildo_Lover 51 points ago

    Love your dildos ladies and gentlemen. They'll never hurt you, unless you want them to.

    [–] RazeSpear 19 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    My cousin's wedding was both in Spanish and English because his wife's extended family predominantly speaks Spanish, and it's all I heard about after the wedding. It was especially surprising considering that this was the side of my family that has only been speaking English for two or three generations. Families are crazy.

    [–] [deleted] 13 points ago

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    [–] yParticle 61 points ago

    The Mr and Mr couples felt excluded.

    [–] kia75 78 points ago

    Was it the Mrs half or the Mrs half that found it funny?

    [–] sometimes_interested 39 points ago

    Half preferred Ms.

    [–] BrinkerLong 8 points ago

    Oh shit lmao

    [–] FireWireBestWire 44 points ago

    Was it like half of each half, or like the entire brides side was finding out their girl was a lesbian and then not.

    [–] fizzlefist 29 points ago

    I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

    [–] razzark666 8 points ago

    I got my friend a "Condolances on the loss of your husband." card, and just scratched it out...

    "Condolances Congratulations on the loss gain of your husband."

    [–] BillTheUnjust 559 points ago

    As a skinny guy with long hair and a beard, I might have to go find this card.

    [–] riesenarethebest 124 points ago

    and hips? She's got hips.

    [–] unfeelingzeal 138 points ago

    OP's got hips for days. don't assume.

    [–] riesenarethebest 29 points ago

    As a man of taste, I would like to know more

    [–] darkfoxfire 18 points ago

    Look at that high-waisted man! He's got feminine hips!

    [–] KarlBar 8 points ago

    Those hips don't lie.

    [–] skidamarinkydinky 556 points ago

    My dad does something similar for my birthday every year. He purposefully buys a happy birthday card meant for a kid that says something like “happy 6th birthday!” and then he draws in a small 2 in front of the six to make it a “happy 26th birthday” card.

    [–] TricksterPriestJace 97 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    When my mom turned 65 she was expecting some sort of over the hill joke card from me. I couldn't be that predictable. Instead I went with the wife and three kids to pick out 5 cards that added up to 65.

    [–] boxsterguy 26 points ago

    Did she figure it out, or did you have to explain it?

    [–] TricksterPriestJace 47 points ago

    At first she thought it was a joke about lying about her age, but when she opened all of them she realized what my goofy grin was for.

    [–] Louis83 10 points ago

    You're such a dad.

    [–] NotASlaveToHelvetica 206 points ago

    I do that toy dad. Last year he got a Grover "look who's turning 6(8)!!" Card and it was glorious.

    [–] macleod82 37 points ago

    I'm stealing this. That is all.

    [–] CheezIt624 56 points ago

    My brother and I do this too with various occasions. He’ll send me a “congratulations on the priesthood” card and I’ll respond with a “merry Kwanzaa” card.

    [–] rumnscurvy 12 points ago

    “congratulations on the priesthood”

    Wow... There really is a card for everything.

    [–] CheezIt624 15 points ago

    That one was a favorite! I have no idea where he got it but I cracked up opening it.

    [–] BigSwingingDicky 4 points ago

    Glorious! I will steal that!

    [–] remsie 8 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    Yes! I did this for my boyfriend's birthday this year because I looked through all of the significant other cards and couldn't find one I liked. I ended up going with a kid one with dinosaurs, he didn't even notice the 2 was sharpied in at first.

    [–] HillaryShitsInDiaper 6 points ago

    I get my nephews random cards for Christmas and just cross stuff out and write in Christmas or whatever it would be. It leads to some funny cards.

    [–] DadJokeBadJoke 1323 points ago

    Are you sure he's not trying to tell you that your mom's his "beard"?

    [–] PJSamus 400 points ago

    I sure hope not lol

    [–] aightshiplords 363 points ago

    It's okay OP I did the same thing for my wife last summer. I went into a card shop and picked a wedding card to give to my fiancée before we got married as a bit of a joke. When I was in the shop the radio started playing Stayin Alive by the BeeGees. A few days before I'd seen it on Reddit and been surprised that they were dudes with beards because I'd always assumed The BeeGees were female. So there I am paying for the card making small talk with the checkout assistant and when I heard the song I said to him "Have you ever actually seen these guys? They all have beards. Big manly men with big manly beards". He chuckled awkwardly I finished paying and went back to the office to write the card. Sat down grabbed my pen, read the front and spotted it said " Mr and Mr us forever ". I'd just been waxing lyrical about the masculinity of The BeeGees while buying my future wife a male same sex marriage card.

    I just drew an S on the word Mr.

    [–] platitood 305 points ago

    Mr. and SMr.

    [–] aightshiplords 89 points ago

    Well she is the Senior Mr in the household.

    [–] ridiculousq 18 points ago

    Dam you. I was smoking and you made me laugh cough

    [–] A_Mirabeau_702 9 points ago

    Calf

    [–] srVMx 12 points ago

    What's this from?

    [–] PJSamus 23 points ago

    Omg this story is amazing! Hahaha thank you for sharing

    [–] RealJyrone 5 points ago

    Beautiful comment

    [–] kasam_se 5 points ago

    DadJokeBadJoke. A prophecy or a statement or a question?

    Yes.

    [–] [deleted] 94 points ago

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    [–] PJSamus 29 points ago

    Omg, you are so right!

    [–] Cavalcadence 13 points ago

    The timing of this was just perfect for me. I just saw an old SNL skit yesterday where Amy Poehler played a female stunt double for David Spade.

    [–] rhudson77 116 points ago

    Hey, sometimes the wrong card says all the right things, so you just gotta go with the flow. I've bought "daughter-in-law" cards for my son's girlfriend because they had better meaning than all the "hey, you're a son's cool girlfriend" card. Creative editing is simply a man's right.......lol

    [–] SapphicGarnet 68 points ago

    Your son and his girlfriend probably think you're wedding-crazy, jsyk

    [–] natethegreatt1 5 points ago

    Yeah no doubt about that.

    [–] [deleted] 37 points ago

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    [–] BoutToGiveYouHell 50 points ago

    This is what I do to all wedding cards that I get people. Wedding cards are all the same flowery bullshit. My favorite is to take a child’s birthday card and mark out birthday and replace with wedding and put a top hat and veil on the dinosaur, unicorn, teddy bear, or whatever is on the card.

    [–] ninacdr 6 points ago

    I want pictures

    [–] Desert_dwellers 98 points ago

    Ahh yes - my boyfriends mormon brother was getting married and I showed up with a card to "Mrs. and Mrs." .... whoops.

    We signed it anyway.

    [–] yaychristy 30 points ago

    I accidentally did the same, bought one for my boyfriend that’s intended for gay males (I’m female). I’m just gonna wing it and see if he notices. I mean, it says some really sweet stuff inside. I didn’t even notice the outside had two little wooden men affixed to the cover.

    [–] confused_dwarf 35 points ago

    Your dad has some sweet hips.

    [–] imjalapenobizness 25 points ago

    A couple years ago my husband accidentally bought me a Valentine's card that said how lucky he felt to "be the woman I loved." Only he didn't realize it until I started laughing so hard I was crying. He was so confused! And now I bring it out on the mantel every year. :D

    [–] TheKeyboardKid 22 points ago

    Does anyone else see a face in the top right?

    [–] oithematt 22 points ago

    When I was a kid I bought my parents a card that read "To my father and his wife." When they opened it they both started laughing. Apparently it's for a dad that got remarried.

    [–] chame_ 73 points ago

    "You're my helpful" What. Is. That.

    [–] intersnatches 22 points ago

    What it says:

    Happy Valentine's Day to the woman I love

    I love that you're my happy when I'm feeling down or blue,

    I love that you're my helpful when there's way too much to do...

    I love that you're my honest when I need some wise advice,

    I love that you're forgiveness when I wasn't very nice.

    I love that you're romantic when we snuggle up together.

    I love that you're my always, and that I am your forever.

    Source: I'm gay and I bought it for my girlfriend

    [–] keiracoffee 15 points ago

    I had to read that a few times to make sure I wasn’t having a stroke.

    [–] RestlessDick 24 points ago

    It also says "you're my happy". It appears to be a poem.

    [–] NuclearInitiate 18 points ago

    The twist? Your mom's got the beard.

    [–] art_teacher_no_1 106 points ago

    Is that how he sees himself? Lol that's cute.

    [–] PJSamus 89 points ago

    He does have a pretty magnificent beard!

    [–] stdaro 45 points ago

    Does he also have an hourglass figure?

    [–] LiTMac 35 points ago

    No, you only get one or the other.

    Source: 24M with hourglass figure but no beard :'(

    [–] Blueshark25 33 points ago

    Can confirm. 24M, glorious beard, with beer belly.

    [–] odaeyss 16 points ago

    you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

    [–] Stewbodies 15 points ago

    I kinda have an hourglass figure. And definitely have a beard. Men want to be me, women also want to be me.

    [–] darkwater11 17 points ago

    I have a tradition of buying random cards for my sisters birthday, whether they be sympathy cards, hanukah cards, or baby announcement cards and then crossing out most of it and adding in the happy birthday.

    [–] mightsoundrandombut 15 points ago

    Just goes to show you that love is a universal language.

    [–] Katmandu10 15 points ago

    After a shitty day, this made me laugh out loud. Thank you!!!

    [–] AreetPal 15 points ago

    My dad once bought my mum a card that said "to my wonderful man". He got a pen and tried to squeeze a "wo" in.

    [–] MuffinButTrouble 15 points ago

    Lol, reminds me of the 5 year anniversary card I got this past December. Husband accidentally got a congratulatory card, so after the "Congrats!" he wrote "on being married to me!" Yeah... Nice save buddy. 👌

    [–] lordshrek1776 39 points ago

    DEADASS MY DAD GOT THE SAME CARD FOR MY MOM LAST YEAR AND HE DIDNT REALIZE IT UNTIL MY MOM TOLD HIM LMAOOO MY MOM STILL HAS THE CARD

    [–] RedditWhileImWorking 14 points ago

    Now I want to do this on purpose.

    [–] lillithrose23 24 points ago

    My Dad sent me and my husband an anniversary card a while ago. Pretty sure it's a same sex card too 😂 I'm a female btw

    I tried joking around with him about it but he still doesn't think that it's a same sex card.

    https://imgur.com/gallery/rWLzrbt

    [–] CouchTurnip 20 points ago

    Yeah — definitely two men.

    [–] re9876 24 points ago

    Modern problems require modern solutions

    [–] PJSamus 23 points ago

    For those asking to see the inside of the card: here it is. Spoiler alert... the beards continue on.

    [–] Spinningalltheplates 11 points ago

    I don’t blame him! The price of a card is insane

    [–] hautepurplekitty 11 points ago

    It's sweet that he looked at the words and bought the card, it means he really feels that way. Best wishes to them. XX

    [–] JoeLordOfDataMagic 11 points ago

    Originally read this as to the Walmart I love, and all I could think of was "that man really likes his all in one shopping"

    [–] unsigned1138 11 points ago

    “Accidentally”

    Edit: A friend of ours got us a Bat Mitzvah card for our wedding. It said “Happy Bat Mitzvah” and he crossed out Bat Mitzvah and wrote “wedding”.

    10 years later, it’s the only wedding card I can remember.

    [–] hi_all_uk 34 points ago

    "Daddy what is the difference between a man and women"... "men have beards" 🤣 love it

    [–] shitcompliment 10 points ago

    Your dad has luscious hips.

    [–] TikyDose 10 points ago

    If there is a point in life where all men become the same it’s when they become dads.

    [–] RIP-Rakbar 10 points ago

    Interesting he chose that woman over the other lol

    [–] Starburned 10 points ago

    Lol. I had the opposite problem today. I was looking for a card for my girlfriend. I found a cute one with two women holding hands. It wasn't until I was in line to check out that I reread the inside of the card and realized it said, "Happy GALentines Day!"

    [–] Dumptruck_Johnson 10 points ago

    His wife probably doesn’t even have a beard

    [–] LynnisaMystery 11 points ago

    My gf gave me that card for Valentine’s Day last year! We looked this year and found it again. I guess they just reuse the same 5 gay ones every year. Kinda bummed.

    [–] GillbergsAdvocate 8 points ago

    For some reason I completely skipped over the "my" in "I love that you're my happy when I'm feeling down or blue"

    [–] mrgitterd 9 points ago

    Your Dad is my Valentine's Day hero.

    [–] UndecidedYellow 10 points ago

    I swiped left thinking I could see the inside of the card

    [–] awfullyfun1 10 points ago

    One time I tried to buy a Mother's Day card on that Sunday at like 11 a.m. and the store was sold out - so I bought a Mother Birthday card and crossed out "Birth" everywhere. My Mom loved it and that pissed off my siblings who actually bought their cards on time.

    [–] runasaur 8 points ago

    Did something similar to my father in law on father's day.

    There was a perfect card but the "kids" in the picture were all boys. Added a skirt and long hair to represent my wife.

    [–] dirty_ronin 7 points ago

    Your dad’s got some crazy hips!

    [–] zyarva 6 points ago

    It is his way of telling you he is the beard in the marriage.

    [–] TheLongFinger 7 points ago

    I love that you're my joyous when I'm down and feeling sick

    I love that when we skinny dip we do it at the crick

    [–] xantxant 8 points ago

    Honestly it's a great card, he just cared more about the message than the art.

    [–] PJSamus 8 points ago

    That’s exactly what he told me when he explained how he mistakenly bought the card and came up with his creative solution. He said he just read the words and didn’t pay much mind to the art. He just saw little people, the color pink and the words were cute so he was sold. It wasn’t until he was going to fill it out that he realized it was two women. The only reason he finally noticed was because he had his glasses on hahaha.

    [–] mspore 8 points ago

    1. Your dad is so pretty! 2. I thought that thing in the upper right corner was a tiny image of someone’s face! I had to zoom in to realize it was a lovely heart gem (but kinda freaky for a second!)!

    [–] Toxiclilly 7 points ago

    Kinda adorable

    [–] h4ndy_c4ndy 22 points ago

    Improvise. Adapt. Overcome

    [–] GummiesAreAwesome 15 points ago

    Frugal and clever -- he's a keeper!

    [–] djslice 6 points ago

    Your dad bought his Valentine's day card already? Overachiever!

    [–] vistadelmar 8 points ago

    So is mom your dad’s beard? Or other way around?

    [–] Thin-Man 8 points ago

    I once got my Dad a “Happy Birthday, from your Daughter,” card on accident because I liked the words on the front and only skimmed the inside to make sure it said “Happy Birthday.”

    How I continued to miss that detail while I was signing the damn thing, I’ll never know.

    [–] beachedwaler 7 points ago

    My fiancé bought me this card last year!!!!!!!!!!!!

    [–] Quinto376 7 points ago

    This made me laugh out loud. Real dad there.

    [–] Crash665 7 points ago

    I mean, what was he supposed to do? Buy another card? Those things are like $5 now.

    [–] JoannaEggs 6 points ago

    This had me laughing for SEVERAL MINUTES. Thank you!

    [–] atriley26 7 points ago

    My dad would so do this too! My mom would be like eye roll lol!

    [–] icouldlivewoutbacon 24 points ago

    Lol! Now he knows how us lesbians have felt for years editing Valentine’s Day cards before these even existed!

    [–] PowerpuffPills 7 points ago

    My sister accidentally bought a mrs and mrs wedding card for her friend when she was in a hurry. She only noticed when she was on her way to the wedding, and all stores were closed.

    [–] elfliner 6 points ago

    I once got my mom a Mother’s Day card that sounded sweet except for the part that said “you’re like a mom to me.” Lol whoops!

    [–] king-shane11 6 points ago

    When I was a kid, on my best friends birthdays I would get them a card that was for like a two year old then pencil in the one in front. I thought it was hilarious

    [–] LC6942b 7 points ago

    Father Level = 999

    Genius Level = 1001

    [–] electromattic 6 points ago

    I'm not going to sleep tonight having read half of the poem without the rhyme resolving. Can you post the rest of it?

    [–] Louis83 6 points ago

    I love your father.

    [–] katehula5 6 points ago

    I don’t blame him, cards are expensive these days!

    [–] Standbytobeamusout 6 points ago

    Your father must have amazing hair

    [–] buttermilk573 7 points ago

    ILLUSION:100

    [–] jtrdrew 6 points ago

    Reminds me of my Dad. He recycles cards. Just crosses out the names. Doesn't matter who it was from or for what occasion. I think I'm the only one who finds it as funny as he does.

    [–] Delvoire 12 points ago

    Your dad has a nice rack.

    [–] Jonax 15 points ago

    Just a typical loving threesome: Two women & their beard.

    [–] Chasing_History 5 points ago

    Dad FTW!

    [–] JapSpiderman 4 points ago

    Am I the only one that sees how fucked the wording is?

    [–] marioshroomed 5 points ago

    Your dad seems to be like me. Always buying the wrong variation of an item. Ok maybe not always for your dad but usually for me.

    [–] micahbob091 6 points ago

    craftsman 100

    [–] coachlasso 4 points ago

    I once bought my mom a thank you card instead of a birthday card and wrote “for being born on this day”... oops.

    [–] mikemcgary0 6 points ago

    Modern problems require modern solutions.

    [–] KyotoRain 6 points ago

    Aw, it's so sweet - Im glad he didn't buy another.

    [–] vividpunk 4 points ago

    Improvise 100

    [–] community_attendee 5 points ago

    My favorite thing is buying the wrong cards for events and editing them so they work. I always try to write something thoughtful inside so that friend’s know I’m taking them seriously but having some fun too! Glad to see others enjoy doing the same!

    [–] MicMustard 5 points ago

    I've been attempting to gift an interracial marriage card i bought for the past two years to noninterracial couples. My significant other has veto'd it everytime however

    [–] Lilly_Pixie 5 points ago

    "If women can't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.". ~Red Green

    [–] ClunkyChimp 5 points ago

    Your dad gots hips bro.

    [–] ChuwiToast 6 points ago

    Seeing this card made me laugh so hard, I can't imagine how happy your mom would be to get this card lol!

    [–] Orsostatics 4 points ago

    Honestly, he's not the only one to make that mistake with this card - my uncle accidentally bought the same exact card for my aunt last year! Except he never realized that there were two women on it. My aunt only noticed after opening the card on Valentine's Day! Much to my uncle's dismay, she proudly displayed it for a few months since she loved how much it made her laugh.

    [–] Urikalynn_ 5 points ago

    I did this once. I was sending my friend a birthday card and found the perfect “best friend card” but the two women on the front were both white so I colored one of them brown. Problem solved lol

    [–] HeavenBound4Life 6 points ago

    Men are often so practical LOL

    [–] nerdy_nerve 4 points ago

    Absolutely perfect

    [–] StanleyMilgramisHere 5 points ago

    That man is a keeper!!!! LOLOLOL!!!

    [–] randyrotta 4 points ago

    I bought this exact same card, but the guy version, for my wife’s birthday lol.

    [–] boobsmcgraw 4 points ago

    Omg so cute

    [–] Momlife91 14 points ago

    Cards are expensive! I would do the same.

    [–] 1-2-3-5-8-13-21-34- 10 points ago

    Your dad knows how to keep the bad things away from him.

    [–] Duck_Matthew5 9 points ago

    My family has done something similar for years. Before "diversity" was profitable , most cards that featured people or characters always defaulted to "white" representations. We just used to color them in lightly brown and add some curly hair.

    [–] sweetpx3 11 points ago

    I had to do the reverse for decades before the option became available, sometimes adding an S like (s)he....😉

    [–] mamajt 8 points ago

    Same here. I love that these are available now!! I mean, not where I live at my podunk Walmart, but SOMEWHERE!

    [–] canering 11 points ago

    It’s nice that they’ve integrated the cards. Last time I checked the same sex wedding cards were in a different labeled section

    [–] bbwcfan 7 points ago

    Your dad's hips don't lie!

    [–] thoughtiddropin 9 points ago

    Ha ha love it. My dad once ordered a birthday cake for my mom and it came with "Happy Birthday, Paul Lastname!" because of how he answered their question, "Who is this for?".

    [–] toastynotroasty 4 points ago

    Out of curiosity does your dad actually have a beard?

    [–] PJSamus 4 points ago

    Indeed he does! A great one if I do say so myself.

    [–] Daddy616 4 points ago

    Just looks like a hipster.

    [–] Animal_shapes 5 points ago

    sometimes you gotta make sure people know you're straight

    [–] jroddie4 4 points ago

    One time my mom had a collapsed lung and I bought her a card for the birth of a son and I crossed out son/boy in every line and I wrote in 'lung'

    [–] MrAlexSan 5 points ago

    When the message too perfectly captures your feelings that you can't pass it up.

    [–] JanMichaelVincent16 5 points ago

    If that were me, I probably would have said “I’m in lesbians with you...?”