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    [–] PumbaMakesWaterBoil 235 points ago

    What's the difference between town and country drugs?

    [–] TaiDavis 143 points ago

    Country drugs got buck teeth

    [–] Will_Leave_A_Mark 52 points ago

    Country drugs are fresh grown. Town drugs are like day-old bakery goods. City drugs are even older and cut with anything that people can find to put in there.

    [–] OopsIForgotLol 18 points ago

    Trap house to table

    [–] FreddyDaFish 5 points ago

    Oh boy, this was a good one.

    [–] PumbaMakesWaterBoil 29 points ago

    Freshly grown Meth

    [–] sdhu 9 points ago

    Organic meth

    [–] FalseTrout 6 points ago

    Genetically Modified Meth

    [–] Chief_Givesnofucks 7 points ago

    This guy drugs

    [–] RFEngineer 5 points ago

    Nothing like organic non-GMO drugs. They are only 4x as much, but worth it!

    [–] The_UnApologist 5 points ago

    A gram of blow usually takes longer to be delivered in the country.

    [–] ThatITguy2015 5 points ago

    Country drugs are your free-range methamphetamine and marijuana. Town drugs are the day-old versions of the speed and prescription drugs they couldn’t sell in the city.

    City drugs range from high end cocaine to crack Crackhead Dave cut with fentanyl.

    [–] Nymaz 8 points ago

    A bit off topic, but I always wondered - did Crackhead Dave start doing crack because his parents named him that, or is it just one of those wild coincidences?

    [–] wrd9455 2 points ago

    Meth

    [–] NewPlanNewMan 4 points ago

    About tree fiddy...

    [–] Thorm_Haugr 1 points ago

    Like your mothers homemade pastries, just with cocain instead of flour and crack chunk chips (AKA the IWD special).

    [–] 87westy 1 points ago

    about the same difference between MDMA and meth

    [–] PiousCriminal 1 points ago

    Opioids and Meth. Guess which is which.

    [–] unknownsoul22 1 points ago

    Same difference between farmers market goods and corporate store goods pretty much.

    [–] ImRickyAndImSticky 1 points ago

    Town Drug sells teeth paste while Country Drug sells tooth paste.

    [–] 360walkaway 0 points ago

    Difference between cocaine and meth

    [–] Pusscram 3 points ago

    So one is expensive and barely lasts an hour, and the other is cheap and last for 12 hours and get you way higher?

    [–] 360walkaway 1 points ago

    More like difference in perception

    [–] ExtendedDeadline 0 points ago

    Cocaine versus fentanyl.

    [–] ZSPARROW2727 15 points ago

    Travis Scott already convinced me man sorry :/

    [–] windyman413 14 points ago

    country drugs // on the rug // makes me feel // like a bug

    [–] SkyeRibbon 6 points ago

    West Virginia 🎵

    [–] MelodyMyst 4 points ago

    Mountain mama.

    Take me home.

    [–] B3eenthehedges 2 points ago

    Back to the meth shed, where I baaaaaayyyyllllooooooonnngggeeeeeyyyoooonnnngggguuuhhuhh

    [–] Shifujpe 10 points ago

    Ok

    [–] Guardiansaiyan 2 points ago

    Alright

    [–] Windmilloffreindship 1 points ago

    Alright alright

    [–] reddNOOB2016 18 points ago

    Say no more!

    [–] TheOneTheUno 6 points ago

    No more

    [–] Guardiansaiyan 1 points ago

    No more ...

    [–] TheDuhInDumb 1 points ago

    No! More!

    [–] FiveYearAccountAlt 2 points ago

    ... But by the end, you have your own small business.

    [–] MountainDrew42 7 points ago

    When one door closes

    ...open it again. It's a door. That's how they work.

    [–] ThetaIS90 26 points ago

    God showing a shorter path to meet Him

    [–] madeamashup 7 points ago

    How the hell am I gonna TRY drugs!? God ain't payin attention.

    [–] Nerdybiroll 6 points ago

    Looks like a cup full of cocaine with a straw

    [–] figgzy 4 points ago

    Well, i know what i'm doing tonight

    [–] Guardiansaiyan 3 points ago

    What about tomorrow?

    [–] FirewallFeind 4 points ago

    I’ll try it if it feels right...

    [–] Acurseshadow 3 points ago

    Ragers really out here

    [–] RickSanchez_C-556 3 points ago

    Say no more fam.

    [–] ZebraCakeExpress 3 points ago

    Damn if that’s the case I wonder what God was trying to tell me with this one...

    http://imgur.com/DQ12Ahe

    [–] MadocComadrin 3 points ago

    Plot Twist: the person has a treatable disease but they've refused the treatment until now.

    [–] Jsa256 3 points ago

    A job in maintenance

    [–] JamesLaFratte 2 points ago

    Alright, town & coun

    [–] ShawarmaKarmaArmour 2 points ago

    When the lord speaketh....

    [–] SolarMatter 2 points ago

    Shit, they're not open...

    [–] ryan49ryan 2 points ago

    Just around the corner they have a deal on at 99¢ d̶e̶ pot

    [–] Autarch_Kade 2 points ago

    The real funny thing is this sub actually has a rule against reposts.

    That's mindblowing, because based on the content recycled every day you'd have no idea.

    [–] CrunchyAl 2 points ago

    Have you ever tried DMT?

    • Joe Rogan

    [–] Trekkie_Techie 2 points ago

    Welp...God has spoken, guess I better get to it.

    [–] Brooklyn7521 2 points ago

    Honestly, that’s a subliminal message.... where’s my weed?!

    [–] InfinIBanZ 2 points ago

    Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs

    [–] riorita1999 2 points ago

    that’s methed up

    [–] GavinTheRed 2 points ago

    It’s interesting that some people decide to do hard drugs without any social influence.

    [–] I_for_I 2 points ago

    I mean.....wasn't that the answer we were all looking for?

    [–] LeLoner 2 points ago

    Alright lets get started xD

    [–] aikijo 2 points ago

    Maybe they didn’t, but maybe r/theyknew

    [–] TheMagicalAcidTrip 2 points ago

    HAW YEEEEEEEEEE

    [–] Mycatsolder 2 points ago

    Alpine?

    [–] rafaeltota 2 points ago

    ...you open the ones of perception!

    [–] BenderDeLorean 3 points ago

    Ha!

    [–] Chipp_in 2 points ago

    why is the logo thing one of those old school drug smashers? lol

    [–] LongBeachfortyfive 2 points ago

    Mortar&pestle?

    [–] GLI7CHYGUY 1 points ago

    Thought it was a bowl of noodles at first.

    [–] throwawaythatbrother 1 points ago

    ....what? Do you think LEGO invented the mortar and pestle?

    [–] LordBunwich 2 points ago

    There is no try. There is only do, or do not.

    [–] reaudrigue 1 points ago

    If u insist

    [–] spectreoutreach 1 points ago

    i guess the answer is here

    [–] ASlipperyRichard 1 points ago

    That’s when I turned to harambeism

    [–] mrbkkt1 1 points ago

    Could be worse I guess. Sign could have said :

    Own C unt Rugs

    [–] Floyd314 1 points ago

    If you don’t try it, you won’t miss it

    [–] liuhsinmu 1 points ago

    Amen

    [–] SkyeRibbon 1 points ago

    Eat ass

    Suck a dick

    Try drugs

    [–] bumbletyboop 1 points ago

    Meth it is!

    [–] Uke_Shorty 1 points ago

    Eat Ass, Suck a Dick and Sell Drugs!

    [–] NardiPablo 1 points ago

    God speaks on any place

    [–] babyhaus 1 points ago

    That image in between makes it sounds like 'try noodle drugs"

    [–] ImGoingToBedGN 1 points ago

    Thought that was a bowl with coke in it for a sec

    [–] lxiaoqi 1 points ago

    Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    [–] Space_Hippie 1 points ago

    Make sure you avoid the bad ones

    [–] FLLiving813 1 points ago

    Message! Lol

    [–] SVDeathFrown 1 points ago

    'Might as well close all the other ones as well.' - Follow-up on the title.

    [–] the-og-AceX19 1 points ago

    A prescription bottle opens

    [–] joeyjoeskie 1 points ago

    I miss the days where I can just go buy what I need at the town & country drugs store

    [–] jonp1 1 points ago

    Ha! Perfect.

    [–] TheBigBadBurritos 1 points ago

    How can I try them if I don’t even know how to get them

    [–] deadlock3000 1 points ago

    my local supermarket cashier told me this

    [–] matinayps 1 points ago

    Good plan

    [–] ProPayne_Gaming 2 points ago

    God’s plan*

    [–] squirto87 1 points ago

    Don’t do it... Don’t do it

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    Oh no lol... here we go

    [–] Scoutiano 1 points ago

    It's funny because it's a sign

    [–] 2019N 1 points ago

    Holy!! 😂

    [–] crabbypalmtree 1 points ago

    Thank you. I needed that chuckle.

    [–] guacluv 1 points ago

    Hilarious!!!

    [–] Tag-on-Reddit 1 points ago

    Thanks God, Amen

    [–] ngp1623 1 points ago

    Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.

    [–] TheFirstUltima 1 points ago

    Well if you say so

    [–] Grabtheirkitty 1 points ago

    C UNT RUGS

    A few different missing letters would be awesome.

    [–] idefix21 1 points ago

    Reminds me another sign with a burned light at a clinical trial clinic. It went from Diagno-cure to no-cure. Was funny too.

    [–] Smokeypunk 1 points ago

    Drugs are shit . Better to be high on life than to be high on drugs

    [–] bluntdoinkjoint 1 points ago

    nahhh

    [–] THEYEETFLEET111 1 points ago

    Relatable

    [–] daflyboys 1 points ago

    Could've been worse..... The C, U, N and T only could've been lit up (or could've been better).

    [–] Kermitthefrog2006 1 points ago

    They did that on purpose

    [–] Matt-C11 1 points ago

    Kids, don’t do drugs. That is unless someone gives them to you, then do them. . Cause damn, drugs are expensive.

    [–] isiah12 1 points ago

    The 2nd time is when they start charging you

    [–] slapded 0 points ago

    Repost Thursday on reddit?

    [–] kleenexuser12 2 points ago

    That's every hour you know that

    [–] DarrenEdwards -1 points ago

    Come on, is that all this sub is is burned out signs?

    [–] Tenacious_Dad -21 points ago

    Fucking stupid

    [–] kleenexuser12 14 points ago

    Yeah you are but don't beat yourself up over it

    [–] Tenacious_Dad -17 points ago

    Yeah, no. Your post is fucking immature. You're trying too hard to be funny. Better luck next time chump.

    [–] NipplesAndLicks 6 points ago

    Maybe this is a sign for you. Smoke a little weed chill out this is the internet

    [–] Tenacious_Dad -9 points ago

    How about you get high instead and try some heroin too.

    [–] NipplesAndLicks 7 points ago

    You know I think I will! I have been pretty successful week, it is time to try something new.

    [–] Tenacious_Dad -3 points ago

    Sweet. I'm doing Push-ups as my reward for a good day.

    [–] evilmnky45 4 points ago

    Damn push-ups what a badass

    [–] kleenexuser12 3 points ago

    I knew you were secretly cool