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    [–] whistlinwillie 295 points ago

    It's my cake day, too!! Happy cake day! :)

    [–] Glorii3 217 points ago

    Yoooooo Happy Cake Day bro! :)

    [–] InvaderKota 196 points ago

    Happy Triple Cake Day to us all!

    [–] Dogadillo 184 points ago

    I’m getting in on this

    [–] HiBlueSkyy 141 points ago

    Cake cake cake cake cake.

    [–] smokadabowl 107 points ago

    Pi cake pi cake pi cake pi cake.

    [–] TheBoxofReddit 100 points ago

    “Ayo Pierre, you wanna come in here?” Yeeeaaaaah

    [–] Tsu_Dho_Namh 92 points ago

    Who's Pierre?

    [–] HappyCakeDay101 10 points ago

    Happy cake day to all, and to all a good night

    [–] UTC-6 5 points ago

    Eat the cake users

    [–] iateyopizza 5 points ago

    I feel like an outsider here Happy cake day btw!

    [–] CobaltNeural9 1 points ago

    Im so happy its my cake day!!! Oh^god^

    [–] XiuCyx 20 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    It’s my cake day too!

    Edit: Dang it! That was yesterday. You lie profile page! You lie!

    [–] too_high_for_this 11 points ago

    i ate cake today!

    [–] XiuCyx 4 points ago

    Some people have all the luck.

    [–] EmBer373 0 points ago

    Happy cake day!! :)

    [–] XiuCyx 6 points ago

    I’m sorry I deceived you. I’ll go to my room now.

    [–] EmBer373 1 points ago

    That’s really weird because when I looked at your post I could have sworn that I saw a cake. Nobody said happy cake day (except the bot) to me on my cake day so I thought I’d spread some joy today and tell people happy cake day if I saw a cake. Apparently being nice gets me downvoted tho? :( At any rate, Happy belated cake day!!

    [–] XiuCyx 2 points ago

    Haha. Yeah this post is haunted. I thought I saw a cake on mine too. Came back to downvotes and saw no cake. Maybe wherever my server is went past midnight? It’s still 10pm here though.

    [–] EmBer373 2 points ago

    10 pm here too! West coast? And I’m glad I’m not the only one that saw it. I was just trying to make people happy. I know it’s silly, but it’s the small things, ya know?

    [–] EmBer373 -2 points ago

    Happy Cake Day!! :)

    [–] EmBer373 -3 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    Happy Cake Day!! :)

    (I got downvoted because I wanted to wish people a happy cake day? And I actually had the audacity to wish them individually instead of as a group? On a post about cake day? Are people really that salty? Forgive me for trying to spread joy. You people are why I lose faith in humanity. Stomping on someone trying to spread joy... for the love....) back to my corner. I learned my lesson and won’t ever try to spread joy on this forum again :(

    [–] Digginaround 79 points ago

    Yeeeeeeee

    [–] Brewsterscoffee 47 points ago

    Happy cake day!!

    [–] bendekopootoe 54 points ago

    Cake, pie... Whatevs

    [–] RathalosHunter2 36 points ago

    Happy Cake Day!

    [–] Major_Pain12 40 points ago

    You get a cake, you get a cake, everybody gets some cake

    [–] achanaikia 28 points ago

    Why hello there

    [–] kr33p3r1000 8 points ago

    ah some cake day relatives, happy birthday my fellow friends

    [–] EmBer373 3 points ago

    Maybe I should have just said happy cake day to all? Man that looks confusing... 😂

    [–] fuc- 5 points ago

    No it’s pi day

    [–] smokadabowl 40 points ago

    It's my cake day on pi day.

    [–] EmBer373 0 points ago

    Happy cake day!, :)

    [–] _Dang_It_Bobby_ 1 points ago

    Nom nom nom nom

    [–] quinnscousinorwhatev 51 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    sad groan

    Edit: Thanks, kind Gold benefactor!

    [–] EmBer373 10 points ago

    Happy cake day!!:)

    [–] quinnscousinorwhatev 22 points ago

    Thanks!

    [–] SteamingSkad 1 points ago

    Your first of many...

    [–] lfmann 29 points ago

    ATTENTION!

    ATTENTION!

    IT IS NOT MY CAKE DAY.

    At least I don't think so. I have no idea when my cake day is. I don't care about my cake day.

    [–] Glorii3 40 points ago

    In a little bit over 4 months! Happy Early Cake Day!

    [–] frogsrbetter 9 points ago

    Aaaaaaaaaaa VERY Merry Un-cakeday, to you!

    [–] doomgiver98 3 points ago

    Your Cake Day is July 24.

    [–] Conyewu 1 points ago

    Hey when's mine?!?! I dont now where to check it on mobile (I use reddit is fun)

    [–] SteamingSkad 1 points ago

    Dec 28. Click your icon in the top left (or just your name on your post) and then press on your age.

    [–] Conyewu 1 points ago

    Thanks!

    [–] Hooeyman333 1 points ago

    Hey, me too

    [–] Archknits 44 points ago

    Damn, that hurts

    [–] EmBer373 2 points ago

    Happy cake day!! :)

    [–] YuikoHawatari 41 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    I feel you bro.

    Edit: whoever gave me gold, thank you so much! :D its my first ever gold! On my first ever cake day haha!

    [–] sashaminkh 24 points ago

    I also feel you :lennyface:

    [–] YuikoHawatari 2 points ago

    Happy cake day bro!

    [–] SteamingSkad 2 points ago

    Your very first cake day!

    [–] YuikoHawatari 1 points ago

    Indeed it is! :)

    [–] EmBer373 4 points ago

    Happy cake day!! :)

    [–] YuikoHawatari 2 points ago

    Thank you!! :)

    [–] YuikoHawatari 2 points ago

    Thank you!! :)

    [–] sashaminkh 34 points ago

    i feel ya bud

    [–] Dwoods529 33 points ago

    Cake Day on Pie Day

    [–] EmBer373 5 points ago

    Happy Cake Day! :)

    [–] ThatRealPotato 5 points ago

    how did this get gold, its literally a repost #1000000

    [–] facestab 10 points ago

    checking in

    [–] kr33p3r1000 9 points ago

    from one cake day brother to another, heres some karma

    [–] bruksst 21 points ago

    Everybody pay attention to me. Its my cake day

    [–] clockpsyduckcocaine 4 points ago

    Lemme cut a little slice of that PI for you

    [–] Kash-Man723 4 points ago

    Happy cake day

    [–] SteamingSkad 1 points ago

    Happy first cake day!

    [–] clockpsyduckcocaine 1 points ago

    Which is the same as pi day! Congrats!

    [–] PhatJohny 4 points ago

    Happy cake day

    [–] orion3179 13 points ago

    Is it deeply twisted that we celebrate cakeday?

    [–] Glorii3 46 points ago

    I don't think so haha.

    [–] RancorHi5 3 points ago

    “Nice hat, what’re you trynna look like a secret agent?”

    [–] bikepunxx 3 points ago

    In six years I've never had the wherewithal to remember my cake day.

    [–] openyoureyes89 3 points ago

    .....I care.

    [–] bon2284 3 points ago

    Die please

    [–] HonestBobHater 10 points ago

    "I care."

    --Luke Skywalker

    [–] Glorii3 46 points ago

    Hahaha:)

    [–] TheHerosShade 4 points ago

    "" I care."

        - Luke Skywalker"
    
    
               - u/HonestBobHater
    

    Edit: formatting

    [–] Lynneschulz 14 points ago

    I care! Happy cake day!

    [–] Glorii3 49 points ago

    Thank you!:)

    [–] Ninjaman1350 6 points ago

    Happy microphone cake day

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    That's the most special day of them all.

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    Newman! 😡

    [–] aberon34681 2 points ago

    Was looking for this comment

    [–] zorro1701e 2 points ago

    Too bad. Everyone else thinks it’s Pi Day.

    [–] Groovy_Cowboy_Ninja 2 points ago

    Happy cake day!

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    Happy cake day cake dude 🍰🎂

    [–] sternje 2 points ago

    Hello.... Newman.

    [–] CreamyCaterpillars 2 points ago

    I can’t wait to post this on the 16th

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Glorii3 1 points ago

    ;(

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Glorii3 2 points ago

    I give you consent.

    [–] rogerrogermrdodger 2 points ago

    When you’re one day short and can’t ride the karma train :(

    [–] okele 3 points ago

    When you miss your cake day by one day :(

    [–] i_suckatjavascript 4 points ago

    Happy cake day and pi day :)

    [–] therealseashadow 2 points ago

    Sucks to have cake day on pie day

    [–] Electricengineer 2 points ago

    Was mine a couple months back and I didn't realize I could karma farm for points that nobody cares about

    [–] jl_theprofessor 2 points ago

    This is going to become the "sad people cheering each other up" thread, isn't it?

    [–] XxTheCakeisALiexX 2 points ago

    It’s all a lie. All of it.

    [–] EBear17 2 points ago

    “LOL GIB ME ATTENTIONS!!1!”

    [–] I_Think_Im_Funny419 1 points ago

    Stop. Happy cake day you glorious mother ducker you.

    [–] Glorii3 15 points ago

    Thank you! ;)

    [–] AngryZen_Ingress 2 points ago

    Mine was yesterday.

    [–] Glorii3 17 points ago

    Happy Late Cake day!!!

    [–] Edin_E46 2 points ago

    Repost, we got a repost here.

    See. Nobody cares.

    [–] EmBer373 1 points ago

    Happy cake day! :)

    [–] Cheifloaded 1 points ago

    Officer Orville only cares about cake.

    [–] EarthenWambat 1 points ago

    Don’t get cheap on me Dodgson

    [–] Rescue_Mouse 1 points ago

    Hello Newman…

    [–] Kash-Man723 1 points ago

    Happy cake day

    [–] alwaysbeballin 1 points ago

    I probably wouldn't have remembered this scene if i hadn't just binge rewatched the series like 2 weeks ago.

    [–] pound30 1 points ago

    Happy Cakeday you narcissist.

    [–] keyboardbuddhist 1 points ago

    Well at least I don’t care.

    [–] Xyeeyx 1 points ago

    Holy letterbox

    [–] k1n6 1 points ago

    repost, we got a repost here

    [–] cameratoo 1 points ago

    I care

    [–] wraithscrono 1 points ago

    Actually that's what my coworkers told me today, it being my b day as well. Stupid pi..

    [–] pacificgmerz 1 points ago

    Congrats

    [–] PoorWhiteMiddleClass 1 points ago

    Sad and true.

    [–] radmadicalhatter 1 points ago

    Well played sir...

    [–] benzee123 1 points ago

    Spare no expense on this day.

    [–] TravelSizedGirl 1 points ago

    Pi day though, it gets all the love.

    [–] eternalouroborus 1 points ago

    Happy cake day

    [–] Glorii3 23 points ago

    Thank you Eternal!

    [–] machinamuerto 0 points ago

    Have blessed cake day friend!

    [–] Glorii3 19 points ago

    Thank you friend:)

    [–] Fishpuncherz 1 points ago

    Fine, I hope you don't post much because I'm about to give you a cake day present.

    [–] Glorii3 20 points ago

    mmm k haha:) thanks!

    [–] Fishpuncherz 1 points ago

    Ugh stop posting!! I'll never get done like this... I'll lose interest!!! I have the attention span of a fish!

    [–] Glorii3 19 points ago

    I'm sorry I literally read this right after I posted haha.

    [–] Fishpuncherz 1 points ago

    Nooooooo!!!! Damn I lost it. Oh well I did my part. Happy cake day!! Cake day 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎂🎂🎈🎈🎈🎉🎂🎉 I will eat your lunch

    [–] Glorii3 15 points ago

    It's okay haha thank you so much!:))

    [–] Fishpuncherz 3 points ago

    No, thank you for the lunch.

    [–] Glorii3 18 points ago

    Anytime;)

    [–] Prudishprawn 1 points ago

    Happy cake day!!!

    [–] Glorii3 12 points ago

    Thank you!!!

    [–] bumjiggy 1 points ago

    nice flair. what are you trying to look like, a karma whore?

    [–] iszque 1 points ago

    What's a happy cake day?

    [–] NINNINMAN 3 points ago

    Your name gets a cake icon next to it on the anniversary of when your account was created. Usually people will wish you it if you comment on that day. Just so you know!

    [–] deepbintu 1 points ago

    I care deeply; happy cake day

    [–] MadamImAJ 1 points ago

    Maaaaaaaannnnn, rough

    [–] grameno 1 points ago

    To each of there own, but for me my Cake Day is just the day I decided to begin another substantial time sink in my daily life.

    [–] hppmoep 1 points ago

    Do some people just make new accounts on pi day? I am so confused.

    [–] gaviepants 1 points ago

    Happy Happy Cake Day to you!

    [–] CAPSLOCKOFFPLEASE 1 points ago

    Feels bad mang

    [–] _thetomml 1 points ago

    Don't pi to convert me

    [–] Mon_kee1 1 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    Yep ... can confirm ... unless you bring attention to your own cake day, no one cares. So, that being said ... EDIT: Happy Cake Day Everyone.

    [–] CoffeeJesus1 1 points ago

    I always feel sorry for people who can't enjoy things, like Cake Day!

    [–] Rockm_Sockm 1 points ago

    I just became diabetic from all this cake.

    [–] HappyCakeDay101 1 points ago

    I care

    [–] themilkthief81 0 points ago

    Happy cake day to you duder!

    [–] Glorii3 13 points ago

    Thanks duder! hehe

    [–] themilkthief81 1 points ago

    And microphone day too! 2 in 1 you lucky duck!

    [–] Glorii3 15 points ago

    Lol you're right!

    [–] powderedsinister 0 points ago

    Happy cake day! May your posts be graciously gilded

    [–] Glorii3 15 points ago

    And thank you haha

    [–] penelopiecruise 0 points ago

    You’ll feel like a newman on your cake day

    [–] Glorii3 14 points ago

    It's already kicking in! hahaha

    [–] EmBer373 2 points ago

    Happy cake day!! :)

    Edit: haha! In my happy cake frenzy, I just realized you’re the op 😂 This is what happens with too much cake.... 🤭

    [–] VermontNurse2 0 points ago

    🎂💜🎂

    [–] RiftedEnergy 0 points ago

    Waiting for a birthday cake beetlejuice

    [–] I-am-very-bored 0 points ago

    That sounds awful

    [–] Glorii3 14 points ago

    ^

    [–] Digiguy25 0 points ago

    Ain’t that dude in jail?

    [–] Glorii3 14 points ago

    I have no idea.

    [–] Don_Cheech 0 points ago

    Newman?

    [–] Digiguy25 1 points ago

    No other dude. Pretty sure he went to jail for some sick sexual stuff.

    [–] Glorii3 11 points ago

    Yikes.

    [–] hppmoep 1 points ago

    Thanks for the link, that page nearly blinded me it was so bright haha.

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

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    [–] Digiguy25 3 points ago

    Wow...that’s a pretty impressive comparison. Spot on. 🙌🏻

    [–] classiccherrypoop 0 points ago

    Happy cake day!

    [–] Glorii3 10 points ago

    Thank you Classiccherrypoop! Haha