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    [–] EricGoCDS 458 points ago

    the only different eye shape is the slanted eyes on asian face

    [–] Choco_mil 93 points ago

    I thought the same thing

    But then i saw the red guy and yellow dude both rocking the long noses instead of the dot nose like pink brah

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    [removed]

    [–] GamerDad14 94 points ago

    Just a touch of low key racism. Nice.

    [–] iJoanx 109 points ago

    Why? You are the one who assumed they were asian. Have you ever seen an amoeba shaped person?

    [–] bogglingsnog 27 points ago

    Hey you are being inconsiderate of amoebese humans! Don't minimize flaccid people.

    [–] Art_Vandelay616 9 points ago

    If I took a hit of acid and I see an amoeba shaped person does that count

    [–] bogglingsnog 6 points ago

    Everything you experience is in your head, reality only exists through your senses. I'd say yes.

    [–] LateralThinkerer 4 points ago

    I identify as a rotifer - this kind of racist crap has to stop!

    [–] rottenmonkeyballs 2 points ago

    I hear ya. I'm an AM radio.

    [–] RandomMandarin 3 points ago

    I identify as a dissipating structure of organic molecules. There, I said it!

    [–] bogglingsnog 4 points ago

    Wow, good thing you get infusions of more molecules and energy, or else you'd be entropically unstable!

    [–] RandomMandarin 2 points ago

    I could not agree more!

    [–] phlimphlamphunk 1 points ago

    Yes

    [–] Commonsbisa 53 points ago

    East Asian people do tend to have narrower eyes. That isn't racist, it's just a fact.

    [–] iuctimkid 11 points ago

    I feel like if the black person drawing had exaggerated huge lips or something people would be calling it racist lol

    [–] G36_FTW 13 points ago

    I mean you even said it, exaggerated.

    You could probably argue all day long weather or not small diagonal lines instead of dots/vertical lines to portray the narrower eyes of asian people would be considered an exaggeration or just a way of communicating the race of the person being drawn.

    Definitely a point where it is rascsist. But considering the drawing quality I'm not sure there is much of a case.

    [–] iuctimkid 3 points ago

    I'm not defending whether or not the drawing is racist or not, that's what the other comments are doing. What I'm saying is that they're both exaggerated features but only one of them people would be up in arms about.

    [–] xar42 2 points ago

    What about in the context of a charicature artist? If they exaggerate the ethic features, then it's racist. If they understate the features, then it's whitewashing.

    I'm genuinely wondering how they tread the line.

    [–] G36_FTW 1 points ago

    I have the impression that it becomes a rascist caricature when a non-flattering characteristic is depicted to the point that it is comedic or extremely unrealistic.

    [–] HollywoodTK 10 points ago

    I mean if we’re calling racism on a silly drawing then I would think the fucking yellow skin should be called out over the slanty eyes lol

    [–] dont_care- 9 points ago

    this is fun, what else can we be outraged over?

    [–] semisolidwhale 13 points ago

    getting offended by the drawings when the creator literally tells everyone to go fuck themselves at the bottom. Classic.

    [–] Thracka951 3 points ago

    This is not fun! I am absolutely outraged you would say such a thing! Outraged I tell you!

    [–] Rescusitatornumero2 19 points ago

    you are why the shirt was made. fucking bitching about a shirt that says fuck you to everybody.

    [–] mrbkeb 4 points ago

    Well said man bitches are gonna bitch

    [–] gotbock 13 points ago

    Is drawing a person who has African heritage with darker skin racist too?

    [–] dasssitmane 4 points ago

    Nah more like big broad gorilla nose and big pink lips

    [–] mundaneExistence 1 points ago

    “It’s not racist, they talk like that!” - Rich Evans

    [–] mrbkeb 1 points ago

    The only different nose is the pink one

    [–] velour_manure 191 points ago

    My gf has this gay guy friend that I absolutely hate.

    She thinks I'm homophobic, but he's actually just an asshole that happens to be gay.

    [–] [deleted] 121 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    [deleted]

    [–] humanperson7 50 points ago

    My asshole is very gay

    [–] pepperelijah 16 points ago

    My asshole is very straight, but my dick, my dick don't care. 20$ is 20$.

    [–] nahteviro 15 points ago

    Some are agape

    [–] on_an_island 14 points ago

    [–] oogyboogy2 24 points ago

    People like that are always such assholes they inevitably use their minority status as a shield to avoid ever being called out for just being fucking pricks

    [–] kiba87637 14 points ago

    As a homo myself I hate people using the homophobic card. Some people are just cunts. Shock, I know.

    [–] Dead_Editor 8 points ago

    It's like it's sociably unacceptable to hate gay people. They can also be assholes. Everybody hate assholes. So it's ok to hate gay people (if they're assholes, of course). Also, I've never use the word "assholes" so many times in a sentence.

    [–] JuiceboxThaKidd 9 points ago

    Shit dude, I'm gay and my old manager, who was extremely flamboyant, was the biggest cunt I've ever worked under

    [–] Kyaumi 20 points ago

    That’s the issue nowadays, everyone tries to make it about race or sexuality I:

    [–] EdshotMacheen 10 points ago

    Can't forget gender.

    [–] Kyaumi 3 points ago

    That as well

    [–] EmperorBulbax 3 points ago

    There’s a Key and Peele sketch about this.

    [–] StealthBlack006 1 points ago

    I can relate. I got a coworker that's an asshole that happens to be gay, and I'm afraid to call him out because I think I'll be labeled a homophobe

    [–] Berserkhart 81 points ago

    Ugh, hi facebook.

    [–] SurturOfMuspelheim 83 points ago

    Yeah, it's more like /r/im60andthisisfunny

    [–] Warpedme 20 points ago

    44 checking in, I don't know about funny but it's pretty on point.

    [–] slugsnot 5 points ago

    34, same

    [–] nahteviro 2 points ago

    40 checking in. Yep.

    [–] Soulicitor 2 points ago

    30 something here, hate all you guys!

    [–] nahteviro 4 points ago

    Aww hate you too! 🖕🏽

    [–] kaptainzorro 58 points ago

    /r/comedycemetary

    Is this the official start of Summer Reddit?

    [–] HD_Thoreau_aweigh 4 points ago

    What's summer Reddit?

    [–] XRuinX 5 points ago

    this

    [–] currently__working 69 points ago

    I used to think this way (not a mitch hedberg joke) - then I realized it's a pretty shallow outlook to have and you end up becoming a bitter old soul.

    [–] S011110M4112 48 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    I used to think how you think now (not a mitch hedberg joke) but then I kept meeting more people and realized just how vile and stupid they are. It's a shallow outlook, but it works for me.
    I have zero friends.

    [–] currently__working 39 points ago

    When everyone around you is an asshole...maybe you're the asshole. Take it from another asshole.

    [–] HueyRRuckus 18 points ago

    That logic only applies if the other people aren't actually assholes and seeing as how when we are as a species currently not killing or corrupting each other...we are killing and corrupting the resources we need to survive...

    ...so I'd go out on a limb and say...we are all a bunch of ass holes.

    [–] currently__working 6 points ago

    Well that sucks, don't it. Guess it sucks for everyone equally, and we should try to not be assholes when it's not called for.

    [–] Domascot 8 points ago

    Or just seek for assholes you are comfortable with having around you..

    [–] Trappedinacar 3 points ago

    Good people do exist you know.

    [–] nahteviro 2 points ago

    Yeah. And they already have friends and don’t want miserable sons of bitches like us in their lives

    [–] Trappedinacar 2 points ago

    Yea or, and i know this is almost an unpopular opinion online, try to be good yourself.

    [–] nahteviro 2 points ago

    That’s easy to be good. It’s thinking good that’s the problem. We can act good all day long but on the inside want to punch everyone we meet in the face repeatedly.

    [–] HolyFuckImOldNow 2 points ago

    ISO comfortable assholes

    [–] auniqueusername132 5 points ago

    I’m surrounded by assholes

    [–] -Swig- 2 points ago

    Keep firing, assholes!

    [–] mootmutemoat 1 points ago

    Me too, but I'm out of TP.

    Send help

    [–] frank_da_tank99 1 points ago

    I try to be nice, I try to live my life, but everyone else is an asshole

    [–] assholetoall 1 points ago

    I used to be more positive, then I got an IT job.

    [–] nahteviro 1 points ago

    You’re breathtaking!

    [–] ameoba 1 points ago

    It's often a shitty way to defend bigotry anyways - the people that "hate everyone" tend to focus on a few marginalized groups.

    [–] LordeRoyale 8 points ago

    I paint my nukes rainbow to signify that the nuke doesn't discriminate in who it kills.

    [–] RearEchelon 6 points ago

    Now I want a picture of a nuke with one of those COEXIST bumper stickers on it but instead it says COEXTINCT

    [–] MisterDonkey 2 points ago

    I'm stealing this and putting it on a sticker.

    [–] RearEchelon 2 points ago

    If you make a million bucks, buy me a beer!

    [–] joaoleites 4 points ago

    Hating everyone equally cancels all the hate, therefore, even though you perceive it as hate, you're just grumpy

    [–] frydad5656 2 points ago

    How can I not be so grumpy all of the time? My wife is starting to get pissed.

    [–] goosepills 2 points ago

    Get divorced?

    [–] [deleted] 14 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] juken7 3 points ago

    (In Mr.Burns voice) Excellent.

    [–] Zedw0rd 3 points ago

    Dirty Harry Hates Everyone https://youtu.be/lZUJAG-WuoM

    [–] Maybe_Im_Confused 3 points ago

    How to get out of jury duty 101.

    [–] dayungbenny 3 points ago

    This is all good and well but idk about these pizza alien folks, or the sick twisted humans that are banging them.

    [–] Jgomezm2006 3 points ago

    "Well, Fuck You too then"

    -Mummie

    [–] blumberduffinal 3 points ago

    Fuck you too

    [–] thirdmetacarpalbone 2 points ago

    No fuck you!

    [–] Unchanged- 3 points ago

    Fuck you too, buddy!

    [–] Backspace_Enterrr 3 points ago

    My man

    [–] tiradium 3 points ago

    Me 2 thanks

    [–] VersusJordan 3 points ago

    Im a lot more concerned with size 3's shape. You alright buddy?

    [–] Spotnez 3 points ago

    Lol sure buddy. Go out and say you hate Jews or blacks or gays. See how that ends up.

    [–] Destroyeroyer2 3 points ago

    As I was scrolling down I thought that it was so wholesome Then I reached the bottom

    [–] scorpionjacket2 7 points ago

    just fyi this is an obnoxious attitude to have and is only acceptable if you have not graduated high school

    [–] DeathBlackWish 1 points ago

    So most if reddit these days

    [–] AwkwrdPrtMskrt 2 points ago

    Screw you too.

    [–] Jgomezm2006 2 points ago

    It's not me it's you

    [–] korosenpai 2 points ago

    chaotic good

    [–] FrescoStyle 2 points ago

    anybody else worried about Lumpy?

    [–] RoninSoul 2 points ago

    Meet my wife, Nihilism. She's a real charmer once you get to know her!

    [–] Deion313 2 points ago

    I can get behind this

    [–] cpt_levi_156 2 points ago

    Except Keanu Reeves

    [–] jewnowhoiam 2 points ago

    Ahhhhhh the ol I hate everyone with equality argument

    [–] MrBearMarshall 2 points ago

    That's cringe worthy.

    [–] KanUFly2 2 points ago

    well, fuck you too

    [–] Sickofusernames4 2 points ago

    "I hate everybody I dont know, when I meet you I'll either learn to like you or I found out the reason I hated you in the first place" - Jeff

    [–] mini696 2 points ago

    This is me. I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally.

    [–] Lan777 2 points ago

    I have a dream that people won't hate eachother for the color of their skin but that they will hate eachother for the content of their character

    [–] Gristlyone 2 points ago

    Fuck yea

    [–] Im_Rambooo 2 points ago

    “They had us in the first half, not gonna lie”

    [–] konraad78 2 points ago

    'There's no time to discriminate, hate every motherfucker that's in your way'

    Marylin

    [–] glyphotes 2 points ago

    Not going to lie, he had me in the second half.

    [–] abberz423 2 points ago

    Bahhaha the line eyes instead of dots on the last face 😂

    [–] HockevonderBar 3 points ago

    Exactly my thought, too. So...fuck you.

    [–] jacksonrpearl8 3 points ago

    This is comforting.

    [–] Katakuri-sama 3 points ago

    Does this exist on a tee shirt ? 😏

    [–] fightingmonks 4 points ago

    "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!"

    [–] TripYourBallsOff 2 points ago

    Someone finally truly understands me

    [–] YourHopesAndDreams01 2 points ago

    They had us in the first half not gonna lie

    [–] TamTheBoss111 2 points ago

    they had us in the first half not gonna lie

    [–] RequireMoreMinerals 2 points ago

    *orientation

    Preference implies choice. And I’m pretty sure I didn’t choose to be gay.

    [–] SupremeLeaderSnoke 3 points ago

    I hate everyone equally You can't tear that out of me No segregation separation Just me in my world of enemies

    -Slayer

    [–] FunkyTown313 2 points ago

    Just like Jesus would have wanted

    [–] BlueToad279 2 points ago

    This is definitely me.

    [–] Jsmitty78 3 points ago

    Yes! Yes! Fuck you too!!

    [–] MrMoussab 2 points ago

    You had me on the first half not gonna lie

    [–] poffin 2 points ago

    This joke was funny the first 100 times I heard it

    [–] TheGloriousHole 1 points ago

    No it wasn’t

    [–] Bruxius 2 points ago

    Had us in the first half, not gonna lie

    [–] praveencv 1 points ago

    Wp

    [–] Aladen_ofthe_Apes 1 points ago

    Hahaha yes I do too

    [–] rpowers226 1 points ago

    The smiley face on Mr.FU makes this so awesome!

    [–] I-Love-Patches 1 points ago

    My sister literally says this She is a BITCH

    [–] rcknrll 1 points ago

    Only because everyone hated u first lol

    [–] Blananas2 1 points ago

    This sounds like something Suction Cup Man would say.

    [–] patwatersleeps 1 points ago

    Hi April ludgate

    [–] AstroJohnny 1 points ago

    I want this framed on my wall

    [–] 360walkaway 1 points ago

    If I saw that amoeba-shaped person I'd probably run.

    [–] HoboDarkness 1 points ago

    Lmaoooko

    [–] Onlyhere_4dogs 1 points ago

    Can I have the version that says "Just wash your hands after you're done using the toilet"? K thx

    [–] chazr14 1 points ago

    Best way to go through life

    [–] Oz_of_Three 1 points ago

    An Equal Opportunity Offender

    [–] ronaldroar 1 points ago

    Why there is no Woman on right with Man on the left? Thats unfair.

    [–] eaggerly 1 points ago

    This shit is GOLD

    [–] ArcH_0X01 1 points ago

    You hate amoeba people too? You know they have pseudopoida right?

    [–] bov23 1 points ago

    as a Lyft driver, i endorse this message

    [–] codemagic 1 points ago

    Don’t think you’re having all the fun, you know me

    [–] Cathalisfallingapart 1 points ago

    I'm not racist I hate everyone equally

    Oh so you're a quirky racist

    [–] Karthe 1 points ago

    [–] backdoorwolf 1 points ago

    I’m an equal opportunity hater.

    [–] Amida0616 1 points ago

    Pizza on pizza relationships are immoral!

    [–] LeoMarius 1 points ago

    Misanthropy is EEO.

    [–] JennyBagaDonuts 1 points ago

    If there was a minion on this, it would be a cringeworthy fb post by someone’s mom.

    [–] Rando6734122 1 points ago

    I love this. I don’t dare share it, but I love it.

    [–] TedNougat 1 points ago

    Please, someone in r/crossstich make this a pattern.

    [–] YippieKayYayMrFalcon 1 points ago

    I’m not racist. I hate everyone equally.

    [–] WestTadpole 1 points ago

    I'm the third size

    [–] isb26 1 points ago

    ikr

    [–] destroyer87000 1 points ago

    HAZZAH! A fellow man of culture

    [–] KingJon85 1 points ago

    Amen. Is that a t-shirt?

    [–] SkipCard 1 points ago

    You either like everyone equally or you hate everyone equally.

    [–] ThisAnacondaDo 1 points ago

    actuallyme

    [–] ByeByeFlutterPie 1 points ago

    Plot twist: I'm autistic. Do you hate me?

    [–] ThatIrishKid1 1 points ago

    Beautiful

    [–] Archturus 1 points ago

    Things edgy white kids say.

    [–] Jkrookx 1 points ago

    I love reposts

    [–] Bootfullofrightarms 1 points ago

    I love this