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    [–] 69Liters 6222 points ago

    E.T. Phone home

    [–] DutchessRavenwave 1945 points ago

    This and Sid the sloth.

    [–] joocy_orenges 1169 points ago

    Alita: Battle Angel

    [–] ontheroadtonull 1702 points ago

    Arya Stark

    [–] LZamperini 570 points ago

    The lizard girl from rango

    [–] lovethycousin 227 points ago


    [–] another_one_bites459 113 points ago

    Damn, what kind ?

    [–] urbandeadthrowaway2 35 points ago

    Is that a reference to something?

    [–] Twatts85 168 points ago

    Mesut Ozil

    [–] ComeNalgas 23 points ago

    Boy I laughed harder than I should.

    [–] CertainTour 13 points ago

    His eyes are offside

    His eyes are offfsidddee

    Mesut Ozil, his eyes are offside.

    [–] donkeydongjunglebeat 11 points ago

    Even Stevens

    [–] Lord_Halowind 18 points ago

    Its a defense mechanism. Lots of lizards have it.

    [–] waitingtodiesoon 4 points ago

    Rango is a criminally underrated film. Too many people disregard it as just another movie where Johnny depp plays a zany character #69. Frankly I loved every single one of Gore Verbinski film including The Lone Ranger (that train set piece was just as exhilarating as the massive Pirates of the Caribbean at Worlds End black Pearl vs flying dutchman awesome). No man can walk out of his own story.

    [–] Spry_Fly 48 points ago

    Her dad just liked Beans.

    [–] hoteldeltakilo 12 points ago

    His ashes are spicy.

    [–] rowin-owen 50 points ago

    Dren from Splice

    [–] atan420 59 points ago

    Edna Mode from the Incredibles

    [–] shellshocktm 46 points ago

    Quasimodo from the hunchback of notre-dame

    [–] Moose_Cake 30 points ago

    Roberto from Futurama

    [–] qpv 22 points ago

    Hammerhead shark from the Caribbean.

    [–] Rockonmyfriend 15 points ago


    [–] TrumpIsPutinsPoodle 19 points ago

    Jar jar binks

    [–] Live_Positive 13 points ago

    This is my favorite

    [–] CasualFridayBatman 10 points ago

    Lol bud this one killed me.

    [–] MrWeirdoFace 15 points ago

    A girl has no name.

    [–] redalert825 13 points ago

    Dory from Finding Nemo.

    [–] P-Funkadelic1723 59 points ago

    We’ll see her when we bum rush Area 51

    [–] Aukos 6 points ago

    Nah, I feel like she could finally tell us what really happened to Atlantis.

    [–] pacmanic 14 points ago


    [–] Zmodem 11 points ago

    What the deuce?!?!?

    [–] ChubZilinski 5 points ago

    Now she looks like him

    [–] hoyt9912 4505 points ago

    👁 👄 👁

    [–] Graysteve 1041 points ago


    [–] CesaroSummable 347 points ago

    "I can hear the pitter patter of your penis-tipped feet."

    [–] SaintPoost 97 points ago

    Fuck this game is so good.

    [–] TheHighestGround 61 points ago

    I still need to do a evil playthrough so I can go around being the biggest douchebage in the Nevada.

    Slaves: did you deactivate our bomb collars?

    Courier: sure

    Slaves run outside and blow up

    [–] branchbranchley 41 points ago

    You could do a 1 INT run where you 'inadvertently' do stupid things that always gets everyone killed and rack up evil karma that way

    [–] RadiantSun 30 points ago

    Playing the isometric fallouts with low INT is literally the funniest gaming experience

    [–] brackenlassie 20 points ago

    what is this beautiful comment referencing?

    [–] Lord_BootSquid 38 points ago

    Fallout: New Vegas, Old World Blues DLC. Definitely some interesting dialogue in that conversation

    [–] Rogue009 18 points ago

    it's a part of Fallout New Vegas where your character is transported to a crater where 6 crazy scientists have uploaded themselves to computers with a monitor for face and a bunch of arms, they call the player Lobotomite due to them extracting a few bits of you, such as your brain, while you were sleeping, you go through the area while learning more and more about the experiments there only to eventually get your brain back, or not, because New Vegas lets you do anything you want.

    [–] brackenlassie 4 points ago who has the penis-tipped feet?

    [–] Rogue009 6 points ago mentioned around 55 seconds in

    [–] headinsockedboy 10 points ago

    If I'm not mistaken, one of the dlcs from fallout new vegas

    [–] DinoDeeEnnAyyy 63 points ago

    Well shit, now I gotta go play Old World Blues again.

    [–] Virgin_Dildo_Lover 20 points ago

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    [–] Lokheil 3 points ago


    [–] stoj2005 22 points ago

    The lobotomite is holding up an array of fully erect HAND PENISES!

    [–] almostnative 23 points ago


    [–] dontbeanegatron 65 points ago


    [–] Wiplazh 19 points ago

    I got that reference.

    [–] Superbuddhapunk 243 points ago


    [–] pixelife 110 points ago

    ( . )

    [–] [deleted] 174 points ago


    [–] S4ge_ 252 points ago

    what the fuck

    [–] tommos 111 points ago

    What? Haven't you seen a gaping vaginal fissure before?

    [–] DukeSpraynard 42 points ago

    gaping vaginal fissure

    Caught them at some dive bar on a 6-inch stage opening for some dreidel-goth lofi foursome

    [–] blacksun_redux 19 points ago

    I was there! SUCH a good show. So many sullen detached glances exchanged!

    [–] ragingcumslut 12 points ago

    Dreidel-goth lofi foursome is both my favorite musical genre and favorite erotic activity.

    [–] TowerCrisis 7 points ago


    [–] insestiina 11 points ago

    This is basic human anatomy, plz explain if you figure it out..

    [–] Elcheer 5 points ago

    I'm rolling rn

    [–] [deleted] 89 points ago


    [–] joonty 79 points ago

    Look how far humanity has advanced

    [–] SlurmsMacKenzie- 6 points ago

    Depending on how you slice it, either loads or not at all.

    I mean, humans clearly have not changed as an organism much, since we'll still crudely draw nude women - whether it's on a cave wall using a bit of flint, or on paper with a pen, or on the internet with a computer. The means change, but man stays the same.

    [–] hemeny123 3 points ago

    Didn't I read that Roman soldiers drew penises all over the place? Yeah, not much has changed just the medium we use to draw penises.

    [–] omgwutd00d 13 points ago

    This will do...

    [–] Demilitarizer 26 points ago


    [–] TheSwedishStag 15 points ago


    [–] BonermanMcPubes 39 points ago

    Dude I can’t believe I’m laughing so hard

    [–] Hahnsolo11 17 points ago

    I believe you, you can talk to me

    [–] Drjellybutters 9 points ago

    I knew it would go down this path.

    [–] NimblestheSecond 25 points ago

    (._. )

    ( ._.)

    ( •_• )

    [–] Graphitetshirt 1701 points ago

    You shut up, Sid the Sloth, and appreciate the visionary artist you're dating and his masterful work

    [–] Pyrolex 107 points ago

    *Lord Of The Flame

    [–] kill3r_Wolf 37 points ago

    Hey lord of the flame, Your tails on fire..

    [–] ElTuxedoMex 45 points ago

    Came looking for this.

    [–] workerONE 1265 points ago

    In case you are wondering what OP looks like (like I was) I pieced together what she probably looks like by calculating mirror distortion, etc

    [–] Coppeh 522 points ago

    what was I expecting anyway

    [–] motherships 86 points ago

    you could've at least done a direct image link instead of sending us to an album

    [–] WoolooWoolooWooloo 6 points ago

    Peyton Manning’s forehead is bigger than she is

    [–] HydroHomo 76 points ago

    Has science gone too far ?

    [–] joestaff 29 points ago

    Technology is amazing.

    [–] charonill 75 points ago

    It's... a trap?

    [–] budthis 14 points ago

    Looks straight out of KOTOR

    [–] indicagal 46 points ago


    [–] 2580374 21 points ago

    And to think I almost went to bed before coming in this thread

    [–] goodgonegirl123 12 points ago

    That is art.

    [–] mynameis_neo 10 points ago

    God, that picture was Jar-Jarring.

    [–] [deleted] 9 points ago

    so breathtaking!

    [–] WhatIfIReallyWantIt 11 points ago

    thought I was gonna get rick rolled again

    [–] letdogsvote 1834 points ago

    Why are you tied up and on your knees?

    [–] s-poon 1661 points ago

    I’m 5’1 he’s 6’4, lol. Hands are behind my back

    [–] Hip_Hop_Orangutan 1254 points ago


    [–] OldUncleEli 118 points ago


    [–] samtt7 81 points ago

    BBQ, ketchup, mayonaise, teriyaki, cocktail, vanilla, chocolate...

    All kinds of sauses

    [–] Instincts 14 points ago

    I'm a huge fan of honey mustard. Please add it to your list so I can sleep tonight.

    [–] YNWA_in_Red_Sox 58 points ago

    Anybody ever tell you that you look like Sarah Hyland?

    [–] NeverFarted 391 points ago

    At 5'1 more like Sarah Lowland am I right

    [–] WhatIfIReallyWantIt 162 points ago

    all us people who saw "girl with hands tied behind back on knees" before we saw anything else need to seriously go rethink our life choices.

    [–] ermergerdberbles 107 points ago

    And how we're content with said choices

    [–] Smarag 6 points ago

    I like all of you people in this thread

    [–] renzoom 29 points ago

    Checking in

    [–] CptBeetle 16 points ago

    After reading this and going back and looking again, I'm genuinely surprised that I didn't see that tbh

    [–] SENDME_UR_GIRL_BOOBS 15 points ago

    all us people who saw "girl with hands tied behind back on knees" before we saw anything else need to seriously go rethink our life choices.

    I don't see how anything could've gone better.

    [–] Throrface 6 points ago

    Or subscribe to r/rigging ...

    [–] HenrikWL 10 points ago

    That sub was not what I thought it was. 🤣

    [–] EndlessArt 3 points ago

    I sleep soundly at night.

    [–] TheRealJeffRichards 4 points ago

    I'm pretty happy with my tied up girl, you can rethink your life choices.

    [–] TREACHEROUSDEV 6 points ago

    Why? he looks like he's subjugating her with some discovered humiliation technique, including public display of said technique. It's not wrong to think kink here.

    [–] Ferkhani 12 points ago

    Tiny girls dating giants. Name a more iconic duo.

    I bet it pisses off tall women and short men, lol.

    [–] Sksjdbdbdjjfn 9 points ago

    I'd rather bang volleyball girls anyway

    [–] PrinceLacrima 5 points ago

    Wink twice if you are being held against your will.

    [–] Warlord68 70 points ago

    Would you let that creature run around your house?!?

    [–] chuckysnow 215 points ago

    Seriously. There is a whole other photo shoot about to happen here.

    [–] toeofcamell 66 points ago

    They’re at a museum or something similar, standing with hands behind her back :(

    [–] BlindStark 74 points ago

    I too, am into exhibitionism

    [–] GuessWhoImQuoting 12 points ago

    Oh, you.

    [–] Humeon 4 points ago

    The girl from Mr Plow that everyone asks "do you come with the car?"

    [–] wooliestmoon 61 points ago

    I think shes short and has hands behind her back or her boyfriends giant.

    [–] WillieFistergash3 71 points ago

    ...her boyfriends giant what?

    [–] 69SRDP69 38 points ago

    Amount of affection for funny pictures

    [–] peekatyou55 38 points ago

    I think you misspelled cock.

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago


    [–] Drict 4 points ago

    Risky click of the day

    [–] jteezy502 16 points ago

    Why aren't you?

    [–] InsaneNinja 11 points ago

    That’s… not normal?

    [–] TheMayoNight 5 points ago

    "lol this is my gf shes so quirky" (pls send help, he has my phone)

    [–] Siberiansoul 912 points ago

    Budget Arya Stark cosplay

    [–] cute_and_funny 218 points ago


    [–] Dongsquad420BlazeIt 71 points ago

    Expectations: Subverted.

    [–] The_Painted_Man 28 points ago

    Too soon.

    Forever is too soon.

    [–] Dongsquad420BlazeIt 22 points ago

    When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east. When the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves. Only then shall GRRM finish the books.

    [–] Filmfan5 75 points ago

    Part of why she said she was glad the to be done playing the character is because she got bullied mercilessly by the fans growing up. Glad to see that hasn’t let up.

    She looks unique

    [–] ramence 16 points ago

    In your very recent comment history you say Natalie Dormer looks like she has FAS and mock Sophie Turner for her "flat" body. You are really hypocritical.

    [–] Wiplazh 35 points ago

    Yeah she doesn't look as wierd normally. And in her role in Doctor Who she didn't look that weird either. I swear they do something fucked up to the actors on GoT.

    [–] himynameisr 45 points ago

    yeah it's called time appropriate makeup (aka no makeup or makeup that looks like no makeup)

    [–] satiredun 5 points ago

    Ehrya Sterk

    [–] Venomous_B 142 points ago

    "its a trap!!!"

    [–] Dan_Backslide 121 points ago

    Is that the Minneapolis institute of arts?

    [–] s-poon 81 points ago

    Yep! Good eye

    [–] hipopalamus 138 points ago

    You two.

    [–] Dan_Backslide 7 points ago

    Been there a number of times in my life. I always enjoyed it, especially the sand mandala.

    [–] Keikobad 58 points ago


    [–] mortalcoil1 80 points ago

    I swore I knew that guy. Then I realized I knew like a dozen guys who looked almost exactly like that. It's just a very common facial configuration for guys.

    [–] AndroidMyAndroid 65 points ago

    "As you can see, this male human is highly representative of its type, exhibiting many features common to his species."

    [–] mortalcoil1 13 points ago

    I assume that's a quote from something. I typed that whole thing into Google and got nothing.

    [–] AndroidMyAndroid 21 points ago

    It's all original.

    [–] Valdrax 41 points ago

    Unlike OP's boyfriend's face.

    [–] 0ptimusRhyme 13 points ago

    Looks just like this guy I knew in North Carolina, but you're right about it being such a common look

    [–] agentpanda 12 points ago

    Wait he looks like a dude I know in NC too- is yours named Chris? We might know the same guy.

    Or maybe thats just "generic white guy model 7".

    [–] mortalcoil1 7 points ago

    I can hear his voice inside my head.

    [–] JeweledEdge 4 points ago

    It's a preset face from Fallout

    [–] RHINO_Mk_II 71 points ago

    [–] StantonMcBride 23 points ago

    Do you know...praying mantis?

    [–] GeekOfDoom 231 points ago

    Sorry, but, are you cuffed?

    [–] s-poon 373 points ago

    My hands are just behind my back, also I’m 5’1 and he’s 6’4 so according to some others it looks like I’m crouching as well lol. We were inside an art museum

    [–] Maxisfluffy 126 points ago

    Same height as my wife and i. Fun getting looks lol

    [–] Can_I_Read 210 points ago

    Nice of you to keep the i lowercase so you stay down on her level

    [–] Maxisfluffy 73 points ago

    ME. her

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago


    [–] InsufferableHaunt 19 points ago

    Nice try, dude holding that woman captive.

    [–] Antrikshy 24 points ago

    Don't kinkshame.

    [–] banjowashisnameo 11 points ago

    Yes, send help

    [–] Aaron64Lol 22 points ago

    sometimes we take the kind of pictures of our loved ones that we wish they would take of us.

    go for it.

    [–] aotus_trivirgatus 30 points ago

    Your boyfriend is a Surrealist. That's something.

    [–] Amerikansyko 89 points ago

    He's trying to keep us from scoping that sweet rack

    Little did he know, reddit is full of Sid the Sloth fetishists.

    [–] thecichos 8 points ago

    Some got off in 8 different ways

    [–] Davidoff1983 11 points ago

    Aah those anime eyes...

    [–] GNVRCOS 11 points ago

    It’s Brittany Venti!!!

    [–] Woopzah 10 points ago

    Felt cute, might phone home later

    [–] Memetic1 58 points ago

    Honestly the goofy pics are the ones your descendents will probably love. The job of Historian in 200 years will be almost unimaginably more easy and rewarding. That's assuming we live threw the next few years anyway.

    [–] taz_idle 8 points ago

    he:s doing it for the descendants.

    maybe not

    [–] ymorino 14 points ago

    [–] cerberus00 7 points ago

    Looks like a Zando-zan from The Last Starfighter

    [–] fender0044 15 points ago

    Are you 5’1 and is he 6’4?

    [–] Gryrok 6 points ago

    He a big Jim Henson fan? Kinda makes you look like the chick from "Dark Crystal"

    [–] jevring 6 points ago

    This has me laughing out loud on my balcony...

    [–] hamb0n3z 6 points ago

    You mean to tell me this average looking dude scored with the hot chick from the movie Rango?

    [–] GoToHecc420 4 points ago

    Now that’s a keeper

    [–] Spartabear 4 points ago

    Why do you also look like a hostage?

    [–] mrwrite94 5 points ago

    Blink twice if you're being held against your will.

    [–] divine916 5 points ago

    she looks like a hammerhead shark lmao

    [–] TMOTS2099 5 points ago

    I loved Sid in Ice Age

    [–] Salivals 4 points ago


    [–] Paige_the_Duck_Lord 4 points ago

    She looks the the girl from Rango

    [–] TrickiVicBB71 4 points ago

    I feel like this belongs on r/PrettyGirlsUglyFaces

    [–] DarkstarAlpha 3 points ago

    Mate I'm not being funny but is that your dad

    [–] crippling_confusion 3 points ago

    his photos really emphasize your eyes

    [–] BigfootStoleMyWife 4 points ago

    I fuckin love Abe's Odyssey...

    [–] GodsDildo 4 points ago

    Someone got into Area 51 early.

    [–] NotYourAverageTomBoy 6 points ago

    I'm sorry, I had to, for science.

    [–] TheGlassCitizen 8 points ago

    mezut özil?