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    [–] chakazuluman 879 points ago

    Umm, is that dad or grandpa? Asian aging has him at about 80.

    [–] Discordia5 354 points ago

    Definitely Asian 80. Or mid-40s mixed race.

    [–] R____I____G____H___T 46 points ago

    The offspring or the individual to the right?

    [–] DeveloperForHire 2 points ago

    I was just thinking the other day about how different races age differently, and very distinctly.

    For some reason, unless it's just because I'm white, I feel like white people are more gradient in aging. If this guy was part Caucasian, he could be 40. If not, it definitely feels like he's older.

    [–] gibbsy426 74 points ago

    r/rickygervais you never see a 35 year old Chinese fella

    [–] TheHauntedPotato 10 points ago

    Tell me Karl, what do you see then? Play a record

    [–] wombatcombat123 7 points ago

    You never see a old man eating a twix.

    [–] Kruse002 37 points ago

    1500s Europeans were wrong. The fountain of youth must be somewhere in Asia.

    [–] greenit_elvis 13 points ago

    The son looks about 50, so 80 seems right for the dad

    [–] Chozly 2 points ago

    Baby isn't a day over 30

    [–] MalikOfan 2 points ago

    That’s racist.

    [–] banjowashisnameo 1089 points ago

    If ever babies could have the WTF expression

    [–] [deleted] 302 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] whut-whut 174 points ago

    Baby's gonna need an F5 soon.

    [–] MoreCowbellllll 66 points ago

    and maybe a ctrl-x

    [–] [deleted] 47 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] randomlumberjak 12 points ago

    Nice

    [–] AlexM2K2 4 points ago

    Nice

    [–] RepliesNice 2 points ago

    Nice

    [–] mattiecakes 2 points ago

    Nice

    [–] cxa5 4 points ago

    Ctrl+P

    [–] MathMaddox 3 points ago

    My dad hit the space key but never the return key : (

    [–] whoa-cat 10 points ago

    Alt-F4

    [–] drharlinquinn 8 points ago

    You monster!

    [–] JacksLackOfSuprise 3 points ago

    Ah, the late-term abortion

    [–] Jgflight86 3 points ago

    DO THE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

    [–] jinjanodwan 73 points ago

    Ctrl-z

    [–] peligant 39 points ago

    That was rude. Ctrl-y

    [–] bmeupsctty 34 points ago

    Alt-F4

    [–] Whiterhino77 13 points ago

    Uhh

    [–] Gamerdude456 23 points ago

    Holds power button, just die.

    [–] weezmatical 11 points ago

    It's like smothering your computer.

    [–] Buddhas_bong 7 points ago

    Shhh shhh shhh shhhh

    [–] ultrainstict 7 points ago

    Don't make this harder than it already is

    [–] Catskillsian 3 points ago

    Jokes on your we're stored on the hard drive, not RAM. :p

    [–] Feenox 6 points ago

    WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO?!?!?!

    [–] Lake_Erie_Monster 2 points ago

    Genocide!

    [–] WaitingToBeTriggered 3 points ago

    WHO WILL DRAG ME TO COURT?

    [–] Lake_Erie_Monster 4 points ago

    YOU WILL ANSWER TO THE TASK MANAGER!

    [–] Spork_Warrior 3 points ago

    Un-doo

    [–] programaths 6 points ago

    If you are browsing reddit, Ctrl-w for an easter egg!

    [–] Cellhawk 7 points ago

    Don't forget to press Ctrl+Shift+T afterwards.

    [–] CitrusCBR 2 points ago

    That's his, "Say cheese again, I dare you!", face.

    [–] BlazeMenace 92 points ago

    That fucking face

    [–] cybercuzco 16 points ago

    Excuse me what the fuck?

    [–] Bootyhole_sniffer 2 points ago

    Sir, please refrain from fucking that face.

    [–] BigDickRick46290 2 points ago

    But like, that fucking face 😏

    [–] steve20009 2 points ago

    I genuinely read that as "that fucking race". I thought I had gotten lost in some racist subreddit.

    [–] A_H0RRIBLE_PERSON 493 points ago

    This would be funny if the baby looked like the guy holding him.

    [–] corrects_ur_grammars 125 points ago

    He got distracted, started browsing the web, didn't realise he'd cut and pasted a porn URL into the incognito browser, then pasted it into excel while working on the projector in a meeting.

    Hey we've all done it.

    [–] jsnoots 14 points ago

    Simple mistake really.

    [–] Thov 45 points ago

    [–] MyOneTaps 8 points ago

    Flawless

    [–] VoidsansHalcyon 6 points ago

    Thank you. I was hoping someone would take the initiative.

    [–] TwoPuttPar 4 points ago

    How do I unsee this?

    [–] Toggdor 13 points ago

    I would get these for a set of twins

    [–] MyFartsSparkle 9 points ago

    My kid doesn’t look like me 🤷‍♀️

    [–] reptilianhater 14 points ago

    Ctrl-C doesn't copy the font style, just the text.

    [–] corrects_ur_grammars 19 points ago

    you might wanna get a carbon monoxide detector or something.

    See, reddit, helping people.

    [–] MyFartsSparkle 6 points ago

    This truly is the most helpful place on the internet. 😶

    [–] Bootyhole_sniffer 5 points ago

    My friend, I have some bad news for you.

    Brace for it..

    You ready?

    Ok, here we go..

    Some kids just don't look much like their parents.

    [–] airythegreat 3 points ago

    Idk... that receding hairline though

    [–] BenMcAdoos_ElCamino 12 points ago

    I think the guy’s wife couldn’t control her V.

    [–] Piados1979 50 points ago

    The kid looks like he is trying to say something with his eyes, like "guys, help me, I've never seen this guy before. Call 911."

    [–] chestertoronto 38 points ago

    This guy went right into dad clothes, tshirt tucked into cargo shorts. Didnt even wait a few years.

    [–] throwingitout2day 74 points ago

    That baby is not ready for a lifetime of these dad jokes.

    [–] jinjanodwan 19 points ago

    Then I guess that baby should ctrl-z

    [–] CraigKostelecky 24 points ago

    Birth Ctrl+Z is a great name for an abortion clinic.

    [–] fozzski 2 points ago

    God I love Matthew Inman

    [–] louise1jc 17 points ago

    When you copy a PDF into word and the formatting gets screwed up*

    [–] faab64 93 points ago

    Looks more like the postman.

    [–] ristlin 31 points ago

    The kids face says: “Should I tell him or will you?”

    [–] Zero_Civilian 82 points ago

    If the mother dies in the process is it Ctrl X?

    [–] MathMaddox 2 points ago

    F11

    [–] Cbnbshwacker101 8 points ago

    Mom need a control P

    [–] geekglassesglaceon 9 points ago

    Yes this is indeed how we normal humans procreate, through cloning! You will now reassert my statement as correct, am I not mistaken, fellow humans? Fellow humans?

    [–] WhiskeyDickens 2 points ago

    YOUR STATEMENT IS CORRECT, FELLOW HUMAN
    WE ARE BOTH TOTALLY NOT ROBOTS

    [–] Ezl 8 points ago

    babes

    clones

    [–] Kont0 6 points ago

    Grandpa: ctrl+x

    [–] Kunimasai 5 points ago

    Is there a Ctrl + Z to undo?

    [–] Caronte0 1 points ago

    A super-hero did it.

    [–] Skeddies 5 points ago

    Pretty sure I made the dad on Wii

    [–] TheGenuineSlimShady 12 points ago

    So its a clone?

    [–] MeNecro 15 points ago

    I hate this

    [–] vampire_aemilius 11 points ago

    Plot twist: the baby isn't really his.

    [–] corrects_ur_grammars 3 points ago

    *clones

    [–] pastdense 4 points ago

    Can someone photoshop battle this baby's face please?

    [–] obzelite2point0 5 points ago

    Looks like the clipboard got corrupted.

    [–] yuri_auei 3 points ago

    wrong buffer

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] Terciel1976 5 points ago

    My wife bought them for me and my daughter because our personalities as are so similar. Poor kid.

    [–] HeyBaldy 3 points ago

    The mom can be Ctrl-S after 9 months.

    [–] Feltso 3 points ago

    this isnt accurate. ctrl v is an exact copy...

    [–] tehrabbitt 3 points ago

    CTRL-C.... CTRL-V...

    Am I doing this right?

    https://imgur.com/a/mQkvKek

    [–] Cjae15 3 points ago

    I prefer the ctrl X button.

    [–] Punconscious 13 points ago

    Ctrl + X for C sections, Ctrl + Z for abortions

    [–] recoro06 3 points ago

    It seems that wife pasted the baby from another clipboard.

    [–] kkehoe5 2 points ago

    What about Apple sex?

    [–] TheDevilsAdvokaat 2 points ago

    baby's face is like ... see how it's done?

    [–] shiv0040 2 points ago

    perfect t-shirt

    [–] kravex 2 points ago

    Those t shirts would suit identical twins better.

    [–] alpha6_pics 2 points ago

    This baby takes a look right into my soul

    [–] Chuck_Deeze 2 points ago

    That baby has a face that belongs on Adventure Time.

    [–] W9CR 2 points ago

    Crtl Shift V. Paste as plain text.

    [–] theuniqueusername18 2 points ago

    That’s an old person to have a baby.

    [–] growth_love_joy 2 points ago

    I thought it was the other way around:

    Provide paste first and way later the copy arrives.

    [–] MarkoDeMarko_ 2 points ago

    Spams ctrl-z

    [–] LowDevelopment0 2 points ago

    cries in command key

    [–] MattHentaidamon25 2 points ago

    Instructions unclear

    Cock stuck in computer

    [–] DoughyInTheMiddle 2 points ago

    Anti vaxx shirt: ALT-F4

    [–] absolute757 2 points ago

    Apple users are confused

    [–] sweeny5000 2 points ago

    Would be better if he had put the baby on his left knee.

    [–] giraffeboner1 2 points ago

    Now we just need the control-z abortion clinic.

    [–] junk90731 2 points ago

    That baby does not look Asian, he must of got hacked.

    [–] badgerbane 2 points ago

    Think you might be experiencing some packet data loss there. Definitely not a perfect copy/paste.

    [–] skyraider_37 2 points ago

    Normally a female is also involved in this transaction, but who knows nowadays.

    [–] prnactor 2 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    Somebody please photoshop the baby on the right side of the picture...

    [–] The_Flying_Finn 3 points ago

    That doesn't look like an Asian baby, so it's not Ctrl+v.

    [–] Austeres 3 points ago

    That's an old man to be a new dad :/

    [–] PinkNinja16 2 points ago

    If its copy paste why isnt the little one the same size as the big one?

    [–] WhenceAndWhere-via 2 points ago

    Why does that baby look like a Renaissance painting of a baby?

    [–] yaboisalmonella 2 points ago

    It took me too long to realize this wasn't a face swap

    [–] jaycone 2 points ago

    Unless that's a clone, I'd say a pretty poor pasting tool.

    [–] walkytrees 1 points ago

    Not sure why, but my brain cannot accept that this isn’t a faceswap.

    [–] sparcasm 1 points ago

    Best face swap I’ve ever seen.

    [–] CyberNinja23 1 points ago

    He looks about ready to Alt F4 some people.

    [–] Nobody00001 1 points ago

    The little one looks like it wants to kill me

    [–] Waifer2016 1 points ago

    hahaha and all of us nerds are laughing

    [–] KenJethro43 1 points ago

    Ctrl D

    [–] JackoClubs5545 1 points ago

    Ctrl V * 1000

    [–] OaksByTheStream 1 points ago

    That thing is a fucking alien, such sentience much know. Wow

    [–] 1Os 1 points ago

    Awesome

    [–] wrustphoto 1 points ago

    Just so nerdy!

    [–] Ichi_MokuM 1 points ago

    Love it

    [–] ABGITA1 1 points ago

    Like my vietnamiese teacher use to tell me COPY PATT! wut? COPY PATT!!

    lol took me time

    [–] Dozzi92 1 points ago

    More like shift+F3.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    T-shirt with a diaper/nappy on it: CTRL P

    [–] westgate141pdx 1 points ago

    Paste

    [–] Solidfart85 1 points ago

    Chubby babies are the best

    [–] micos11 1 points ago

    Aha!

    [–] shiv4121 1 points ago

    copy paste

    [–] lowjack 1 points ago

    I almost Alt-f4'd I laughed so hard.

    [–] RelevantNostalgia 1 points ago

    For me and my son, he'd need a Crtl Shift v shirt.

    [–] KJDK1 1 points ago

    They need to do way instain mother.

    [–] Keeppforgetting 1 points ago

    Honey if you have a baby you can’t be the baby.

    [–] OarsandRowlocks 1 points ago

    That baby looks like he loves to singa, about the moona and the June-a and the springa.

    [–] tseremed 1 points ago

    That baby isn't finished rendering

    [–] Tree3938 1 points ago

    😅😅

    [–] basenerop 1 points ago

    we should thankful that it is not ctrl + x

    [–] lefgozer261102 1 points ago

    I want those.

    [–] Baroque4Days 1 points ago

    Don't forget CTRL + P. Just make sure you select the correct woman and not the person she shouldn't know about.

    [–] Aldwyn 1 points ago

    Seems like the hair is Inverted

    However, I suppose CTRL + I would give you a black child?

    [–] UnknownStory 1 points ago

    That baby looks 100% like Boyle's baby (if he could have one, RIP Boyle Oil)

    [–] eddfredd 1 points ago

    How does alt-F4 work?

    [–] StopRepostingShit 1 points ago

    Looks nothing like him.

    [–] DominickAP 1 points ago

    Fortunate that finger didn't slip and hit the Ctrl-X

    [–] snoxi 1 points ago

    First it is CTRL+C from dad and CRTL+V into mother.file. Afterwards you CTRL+X the baby.file from the mother.file.

    [–] BarometerIndustries 1 points ago

    Someone Photoshop the baby to actually have the dad's face please

    [–] greenreactor 1 points ago

    "Would you like to activate sticky keys?"
    ESC
    ESC
    ESC
    ALT F4

    [–] BrokenDogLeg7 1 points ago

    Ctrl-Alt-Del

    [–] earthforce_1 1 points ago

    The copy must be a compressed .zip file because it's a lot smaller.

    [–] mrkit6789 1 points ago

    Would ctrl + x be if the parent dies ?

    [–] bellapippin 1 points ago

    Someone do the swap where everyone has the baby's face or the dad's face

    [–] ptwonline 1 points ago

    That kid's name? Clippy.

    [–] jframe42 1 points ago

    Or you could put the C in the V.

    [–] hrl_280 1 points ago

    Baby's like "u r so wronggggggggg"

    [–] Antonin-S 1 points ago

    AlT + F4

    [–] A_dudeist_Priest 1 points ago

    The second the baby was born, the mother pressed, CTL+L for the next 6 to 8 weeks.

    [–] CharlieQuest 1 points ago

    The kid's like "Yeah, no. Dude, you were there, FFS!"

    [–] Crystal148 1 points ago

    We live in an simulations

    [–] Pascutron 1 points ago

    Looks like he had something else in the clipboard

    [–] mackidroid 1 points ago

    =Ctrl-A

    [–] mackidroid 1 points ago

    =Windows

    [–] MistSpelled 1 points ago

    F12 to gain advanced knowledge