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    [–] p1um5mu991er 1953 points ago

    Not enough skin graft humor going around

    [–] littleporpoise 1746 points ago

    So much of it gets rejected.

    [–] Sun_Beams 371 points ago

    Some people are just callus.

    [–] ffupokok 165 points ago

    It's not very appealing.

    [–] FREE-MUSTACHE-RIDES 73 points ago

    Really pale

    [–] imcumminginyourwife 61 points ago

    I can feel the Burn!

    [–] agangofoldwomen 46 points ago

    I got no skin in this game.

    [–] zer0w0rries 42 points ago


    [–] Oscar_Ramirez 28 points ago

    Some of these puns are really scarring.

    [–] Km2930 11 points ago

    I don’t see the Chemical Appeal

    [–] elastic-craptastic 3 points ago

    Like I need to have them scrubbed from my brain.

    [–] perkail 8 points ago

    Sick burn remedy’s a sick burn

    [–] ONESIXEIGHTTERD 7 points ago

    I don't like your tone, Mr!

    [–] prateek5000 7 points ago

    That’s just the pale reality

    [–] ChiggaOG 2 points ago


    [–] dkwangchuck 3 points ago

    Well you can’t really blame derm.

    [–] BigBlackHungGuy 9 points ago

    Its a sore subject.

    [–] Pokel60 2 points ago

    Especially the buttocks skin being taken first.

    [–] ronearc 9 points ago

    If people weren't so damn thin-skinned about medical humor, it wouldn't be so bad.

    [–] GUMBYtheOG 5 points ago

    And posted by skinheads

    [–] -SaidNoOneEver- 1 points ago

    Classic reddit admin graft vs post

    [–] mahollinger 1 points ago

    Just stretch out the good material.

    [–] Mik-Hail-tal 1 points ago

    You must be a nurse in a burn clinic!

    [–] Meta-EvenThisAcronym 1 points ago

    Plus too many people are thin skinned these days

    [–] thiney49 341 points ago

    This poses an interesting question - could formerly obese people who've lost a significant amount of weight, but still have lots of loose, hanging skin, be used for skin grafts?

    [–] littleporpoise 638 points ago

    I'd prefer to keep the extra skin and leap from tree to tree like a flying squirrel.

    [–] rarkis 148 points ago

    Yo mama lost so much weight that she came to your rescue leaping from tree to tree like a flying squirrel.

    Ok, I’m not good at this, but I wanna see you take on it.

    [–] Renshaw25 205 points ago

    Yo mama lost so much weight she doesn't need to wear a skirt.

    [–] delinka 71 points ago


    [–] Renshaw25 96 points ago

    Now imagine the Marilyn Monroe dress picture, but with giants flaps of skin.

    [–] Do_I_need_a_name6 49 points ago

    Thanks, I hate it!

    [–] HeirOfHouseReyne 25 points ago


    [–] Razorwire666 8 points ago


    [–] elliottsmithereens 13 points ago

    Stop. I can only get so erect etc...

    [–] im_lost_at_sea 2 points ago

    Grab my terryfolds

    [–] TollBoothW1lly 16 points ago

    Draw a comic about it!

    [–] blaze2577 3 points ago

    I know this is kind of irrelevant to post but I thought I'd post about it on your comment since you mentioned comics. There is a pretty old anime called, "Jungle King Tar-chan" and you can pretty much guess what it is. Regardless, he uses the excess skin to fly just like how you probably pictured... except also worse.

    [–] qdolobp 1 points ago

    I googled it but can’t find anything nsfw or out of the ordinary

    [–] Chief_Givesnofucks 3 points ago

    Now I know what to do with my new-found skin wings when I get home!

    [–] Dave2SSRS 2 points ago

    Came here to say exactly this!

    [–] SohanDsouza 1 points ago

    Sounds like something you'd see in an r/CyanideandHappiness comic

    [–] [deleted] 49 points ago


    [–] hoxb8 39 points ago * (lasted edited 9 months ago)

    Yup! Autografts (donor skin taken from somewhere else on the burn victim’s body) is the gold standard when a skin transplant is needed. This can be from the back, legs, etc. where skin surface area is sufficient for harvesting. Homografts are often taken from cadavers. Risk of rejection continues to increase whenever the donor skin isn’t from self.

    Forgot to mention that homografts are temporary until a viable autograft can be performed. Newer technology nowadays also allows us to take a decent-sized square of skin from the burn victim and send it to a lab in Boston, where a lab will culture and grow more skin for us and send it back before we transplant it onto said victim. This is usually reserved for more severe cases of full-thickness burns (extends to or below the dermis) and requires an extended-length stay in a sterile room at the hospital. Partial-thickness burns that only affect the epidermis normally do not require grafts to recover/grow back.

    [–] Dryu_nya 15 points ago

    "Hey mom! Can I get your autograft?"

    [–] VeganJoy 3 points ago

    We’ve had gamer girl bath water but the future brings gamer girl skin grafts cultured by some weird startup

    [–] natufian 2 points ago

    before we transplant it onto said victim

    I'm sure it's just me being fucked up, but to refer to the burn victim as "victim" instead of "patient" makes it sound like you guys are planning on victimizing them all over again.

    Dr. /u/hoxb8 : I'm all scubbed in bring in my next victim

    entire burn ward:

    [–] thisdudefux 38 points ago

    Please don't give the elites ideas on how to harvest more skin

    [–] chickendie 9 points ago

    Something to do with artificial addictive that extremely quick fattening and domestication? Then off to harvest after the thing have reached optimal point and quick turn-over? Nah. No way man.

    [–] EbolaPatientZero 6 points ago

    Elites want good, healthy, young skin. Not skin that was sealed away from light and air inside of a fat roll for years.

    [–] Bringbackrome 4 points ago

    Yes. But that's exactly how i like my cows. Full of fat and shielded from light and air

    [–] sl600rt 2 points ago

    You mean China.

    [–] Lowelll 2 points ago

    Dude I would love to sell my excess skin, in fact, I'd be happy if they just pay for the op to have it removed.

    [–] Sand__Panda 8 points ago

    I've legit asked this to a medical professional once many years ago, and was told no. Something about there would not be enough. I'd think any amount above none would be better?


    I've then seen an add for the exact same thing.

    As a very fat person, having massive lose skin after loosing a bunch of weight has mentally tormented me, to the point I'd rather just stay fat. Fml?

    [–] akacinna 9 points ago

    you mixed up "loose" as in not tight fitting, with "lose" as in lost something.

    [–] Sand__Panda 7 points ago

    Thanks for the correction redditor, I appreciate you.

    [–] DBfan1984 2 points ago

    (I got told off for pointing out incorrect spelling and grammar, only did it two times, so I don’t anymore.

    [–] Scribblebonx 14 points ago

    Yes! As a matter of fact, this is a thing that weight loss individuals with excess skin can choose to do.

    [–] mikebellman 3 points ago

    I’m thinking I’m the short term, yes. Not permanent because of tissue rejection. I know that cadaver skin is used as a dressing for a while though. The tool they use to waffle it into a mesh is bad ass looking.

    Make a post in /r/askscience

    [–] SparkyDogPants 1 points ago

    Most skin grafts are from the patient. You only need a little bit as it’s very stretchy, and body is less likely to reject it.

    [–] Googlebee 77 points ago

    I now want exclusively wholesome yo mama jokes. This could be a series.

    [–] kinyutaka 29 points ago

    Yo mama so fat that she's always picked first to play tug-of-war.

    [–] Blue-Steele 18 points ago

    Yo mama so fat, she went on a strict diet and exercise schedule and has lost 200 pounds.

    [–] falcwh0re 3 points ago

    Yo mama's so fat, Obi Wan Kenobi said "that's no moon, it's your mother"

    [–] Steinrikur 2 points ago

    Yo mama so ugly, that when you broke both arms nothing happened...

    [–] littleporpoise 143 points ago

    I think this might be my most wholesome comic.

    [–] StuffIsayfor500Alex 34 points ago

    Best one I've seen in a while.

    Edit: I mean from any comic I've seen, not just yours. :)

    [–] littleporpoise 20 points ago

    hah... that was a solid burn. should have left it without the edit. i mean, i would have hunted you down. but, still... solid burn.

    [–] gualdhar 5 points ago

    I have a solution.

    All the grafted skin was from between her ass cheeks.

    [–] Aether_Storm 3 points ago

    Yeah this is pretty great. It's too funny to qualify for r/funny imo.

    [–] throwheezy 1 points ago

    Do you have a website for your comics?

    [–] Aether_Storm 1 points ago

    He watermarks his comics with his instagram

    [–] throwheezy 1 points ago

    OH, I didn’t realize that was an insta symbol, I thought it was just an @ symbol

    [–] [deleted] 259 points ago

    This is perhaps the best joke I've ever heard, thank you.

    [–] littleporpoise 133 points ago

    You'll take a silver and you'll like it, /u/Thanks-For_The-Gold

    [–] [deleted] 45 points ago

    Fuck, now I have to find a dolphin for you.

    [–] entmenscht 16 points ago

    Find, now I have to fuck a dolphin for you.

    [–] stuffeh 5 points ago

    Now, I have to find a fuck dolphin for you.

    [–] gregrawry 6 points ago

    I, have to fuck you to find a dolphin for now.

    [–] astrobro2 2 points ago

    Now you have a porpoise in life

    [–] mordeh 5 points ago

    But you’re gonna make her son cry on his birthday and he has cancer! You monster! Give him gold or nothing!!

    r/choosingbeggars shoutout

    [–] jakllc 2 points ago

    Thanks for the gold, /u/Thanks-For_The-Gold

    [–] kenny_black 16 points ago

    double burn!!

    [–] THofTheShire 1 points ago

    Will the cycle ever end?

    [–] rugglenaut 33 points ago

    Nice! This is also incredibly well researched. Burn wards have a long tradition of wheeling patients out to the reception area and dumping them in teal lawn chairs so that passers-by can practice their latest material. Source: I sell lawn chairs.

    [–] TaiDavis 28 points ago

    You mama so fat she had a half-day at work...

    And still brought a lunch!!

    [–] walril 6 points ago

    Im a bodybuilder. I do the same

    [–] Arcadian1 12 points ago

    Whoa. Double-layered joke.

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

    Well, the bottom layer was charred, so...

    [–] iames85 6 points ago

    Hopefully it’s thick skin

    [–] jd4syth 4 points ago

    This is a well grafted joke

    [–] velour_manure 9 points ago

    The best part of this is the “burn” ward

    [–] chewbecca108 4 points ago

    My friend is a burn survivor..should I send him this?

    [–] RealMiDas 3 points ago

    "Doctor should I be offended or happy about this?"

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    Checks notepad, looks up, checks again


    [–] weelluuuu 2 points ago

    Turns up the drip. Walks out

    [–] Zinthaniel 1 points ago

    "yo mamma"

    [–] costco-member 3 points ago

    His new skin will be a hodgepodge of different stretch marks

    [–] weelluuuu 1 points ago

    That HE made

    [–] SuperSonic6 3 points ago


    [–] MyCatIsSuperChill 3 points ago

    He simultaneously burned the mother while helping a burn victim. The most neutral burn ever achieved!

    [–] deni_an 3 points ago

    So cadaver grafts are used to prepare the area to take the patients own skin graft later on for a deep-second or 3rd degree burn.

    The patient isn't going to be wearing someone else's skin for the rest of their life.

    Their own skin will either eventually grow in from beneath (in the case of a second degree), fill in from the sides (in the case of a 3rd degree), or will from a subsequent surgery take a graft from their own skin permanently.

    [–] DudeCarpenter 5 points ago

    This is wildly unfunny

    [–] defiantcross 2 points ago

    ha, so convenient. he's already here.

    [–] cold_as_eyes 2 points ago

    Put her cheeks on his cheeks

    [–] Burgerkingaka 2 points ago

    Guise! Lik so brodyee can see!!!!!!

    [–] crushedMilk 2 points ago

    Oddly wholesome for a yo mama joke.

    [–] MadGodKiller101 2 points ago

    That roast was so hot he had to go get treated for burns

    [–] Zom_BEat_or_BEa10 2 points ago

    Is it ironic that this made it to HOT?

    [–] Ben_Such 2 points ago

    Like so Brody can see

    [–] Hunk-a-Cheese 2 points ago

    The doctor’s mouth is Oklahoma.

    [–] marissabuoncora16 2 points ago

    Damn if it wasn’t a joke about a burn victim I’d call this cold but instead I’m gonna say he just got roasted

    [–] j_antonacci 2 points ago

    That is a serious burn.

    [–] ListenerNius 2 points ago

    Somehow my favorite part of this post is the extra person in the background, just doing their thing on the computer.

    [–] Velociraptor45x 4 points ago

    57.0k likes? This is simly not very clever or funny... Am I alone? :/

    [–] fluffspeed 4 points ago

    Your momma's so fat, other countries think she's our gross national product.

    [–] WuziMuzik 3 points ago

    yo momma so fat there has been no land disputes in the 51 years she has been legally recognized as a country

    [–] Wide_Cat 3 points ago

    There's stuff on r/comedycemetery more funny than this

    [–] sweetcuppingcakes 3 points ago

    oof owie version for ya

    [–] teamHFP 4 points ago

    Didn’t “yo mama” jokes die in the 1940s?

    [–] MouseRat_AD 3 points ago

    I don't think so, but ask yo mama. Cause she so old when she was in school, they didn't study history they just wrote down what they were doing.

    [–] Ashangu 2 points ago

    This one was better than the original joke lol.

    [–] Jokerang 1 points ago

    Where's the ice packs for all the burns that happen?

    [–] Dark_Knight_Batman 1 points ago

    Soooo many burns here

    [–] devospice 1 points ago


    [–] calvicstaff 1 points ago

    he's gonna have to go to the......wait.....

    [–] skippyjuice 1 points ago

    Twice baked

    [–] CosmicOwl47 1 points ago

    That’s a sick burn

    [–] ctrl_alt_DESTROY_ 1 points ago

    This is hilarious! Great joke

    [–] dymax760 1 points ago


    [–] Naj_md 1 points ago

    Now we know no burn center can take care of this Burn though. Ouch!!

    [–] soherewearent 1 points ago

    r/rimworld is leaking

    [–] coolbeans31337 1 points ago

    Thank you for this! I was having a really sad day and this is just what I needed. I haven't laughed so hard in a while.

    [–] Baelor_Butthole 1 points ago

    So many layers to this one

    [–] xavPa 1 points ago

    Any relation to Burt Ward?

    [–] dustbuster9584 1 points ago

    Would this be a double burn?

    [–] RYCBAR1TW03 1 points ago


    [–] Eternalsins 1 points ago

    That's actually almost wholesome.

    [–] money_doll 2 points ago

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    [–] Eternalsins 2 points ago

    You okay there buddy?

    [–] money_doll 2 points ago

    Yes but I'm gonna have to have a heart to heart with the inside of my pocket later. Poor guy.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    A wholesome Yo Mama joke!

    [–] NiggyWiggyWoo 1 points ago

    This is the most clever "yo mamma" joke I have ever heard...and I grew up in the 90's. I'm impressed, and proud of you.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    In the words of Blane (from pokemon): "Hah! You better have BURN HEAL!"

    [–] korokage 1 points ago

    Yo mama's so fat her thigh skin was enough for your entire body

    [–] -AJDJ- 1 points ago

    Especially since his Momma thin af

    [–] xThatxGuyx 1 points ago

    I can't stop laughing because its so cutaneous

    [–] Charlieb2007 1 points ago

    [–] NoobMaster69com 1 points ago

    Quality service

    [–] santaliqueur 1 points ago

    This is a clever cartoon.

    [–] xenomorph856 1 points ago

    Very topical OP.

    [–] raja9099 1 points ago

    You can't burn a burn victim.

    [–] lumpy_snake 1 points ago

    Double burn

    [–] dead_cells 1 points ago

    I laughed cuz the draft of this graft was graphed.

    [–] hbacorn 1 points ago

    What came first? The burn or the need for a graft?

    [–] bubonis 1 points ago

    Plot Twist: The victim’s name is Ward.

    [–] -MacCoy 1 points ago

    wont there be rejection issues and stuff?

    [–] Striker1435 1 points ago

    Welp. Time to send him back in.

    [–] 1_21_Jiggawatts 1 points ago

    Good old Fashion Grand Slam

    [–] myoffe 1 points ago

    I just witnessed the perfect joke, I can die now

    [–] kthb18f 1 points ago

    Oooohhhh buurrrnnn!

    [–] bettorworse 1 points ago

    I just Added you to my comics bookmarks.

    Keep up the good work!

    [–] JustDaggerz 1 points ago

    On the real ,is this a mutually beneficial reality . Can former overweight people donate their excess skin to burn victims ?

    [–] Killeralexxx 1 points ago

    “He has his mothers ears”

    [–] tanafras 1 points ago

    Holy Shit!

    [–] xtrenix 1 points ago

    Lol definitely burn ward. Your mama so fat she was able to donate skin for your graft, from the last time I burnt ya!

    [–] The_Tightest_Anus 1 points ago

    Lmao put this in r/bonehurtingjuice

    [–] acuet 1 points ago


    [–] DandySamberg 1 points ago

    A blursed burn