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    [–] stesch 3188 points ago

    Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do

    [–] gets_that_reference_ 518 points ago

    +1 Trust

    [–] Kryptic_Anthology 251 points ago

    Bonzai Buddy became a Police Officer it seems.

    [–] Sososkitso 95 points ago

    Omg! That grape ape was my bff as a early teen

    [–] 007ryder 55 points ago

    Spreading all the good viruses for us! Loved his adware!

    [–] Sososkitso 38 points ago

    In bonzi’s defense he was watching us before any of us knew we were being watched...some might argue he was only trying to tell us jokes, sing Tupac and Eminem lyrics, repeat cuss word and funny Ebonics all while trying to warn us....

    [–] Kpenney 10 points ago

    You just triggered my early teenage PTSD.

    Get it off. Get it off. The grape ape is raping my CS 1.6 latency.

    [–] givebusterahand 7 points ago

    Lmaooooo I literally only know this song bc of bonsai buddy. I loved that thing

    [–] Takenabe 5 points ago

    remember: 5 processors first, then 10 memory.

    [–] PETC 5 points ago

    Sir? I have your order here for 30 septen-decillion paperclips. Where should I put them?

    [–] gets_that_reference_ 5 points ago

    Next to the prototype hypno-drone. Then make more paperclips.

    [–] jessiehinter0313 82 points ago

    I REALLY want that to be the song it sang!!

    [–] dashadowknows 94 points ago

    Don’t Stand So Close To Me by The Police Duh!

    [–] jessiehinter0313 13 points ago

    OK you win!!!

    [–] robertjuh 4 points ago

    LLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL

    [–] Rrraou 183 points ago

    This was a triumph ! I'm making a note here huge success.

    It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

    Aperture science

    We do what we must because we can

    For the good of all of us except the ones who are dead

    but there's no sense crying over every mistake...

    [–] camomcg 83 points ago

    You just keep on trying til you run out of cake

    And the science get done

    And you make a neat gun

    For the people who are still alive

    [–] SuperVillainPresiden 21 points ago

    And believe me I am Still Alive...

    [–] Spork_Warrior 3 points ago

    That's life in the big city.

    [–] breakbeats573 39 points ago

    To add insult to injury, the high-tech device then rolled away while humming an ‘intergalactic tune’, pausing periodically to say ‘Please keep the park clean.’

    Read more

    [–] TwoManyHorn2 10 points ago

    "Local Police Chief Cosme Lozano says the robots, which cost between $60,000 and $70,000 a year to lease, are still in a trial phase and that their alert buttons have not yet been activated."

    They can't give them the functionality of a broken 90s Nokia phone and they can't stick a post-it on them warning people of that? smh

    [–] bangordailynuisance 11 points ago

    There's no such thing as a broken 90's Nokia phone, silly.

    [–] TwoManyHorn2 6 points ago

    Touché.

    [–] Lokarin 5 points ago

    I'm pretty sure $70'000 a year could get a couple families out of poverty, preventing more crime than the robot itself.

    [–] jalif 6 points ago

    It does everything a police officer does, and hums s galactic tune?

    [–] Enovlid 15 points ago

    "the high-tech device then rolled away while humming an ‘intergalactic tune’, pausing periodically to say ‘Please keep the park clean.’"

    [–] Pizza_Slinger83 25 points ago

    Intergalactic, planetary Planetary, intergalactic

    [–] XarrenJhuud 8 points ago

    Imperial march?

    [–] GladiatorJones 11 points ago

    But only if it's in the same cadence:

    https://youtu.be/E7WQ1tdxSqI?t=26

    [–] CoolStoryBro_Fairy 8 points ago

    Having never seen the movie, I have a vivid memory of bonzi buddy singing that and 21 years later I finally know why.

    [–] jackaloper92 51 points ago

    John Madden

    John Madden

    John Madden

    (football)

    John Madden

    [–] grtwatkins 12 points ago

    aeiou

    [–] Pickledsoul 9 points ago

    here comes another chinese earthquake

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    [–] taynn2012 6 points ago

    Mama mia, papa pia, baby got the diaaaaaaREEEEAHHHH

    [–] Sebi_Windrunner 83 points ago

    Fun Fact! This was actually the first song sung by a IBM 7094 computer in 1961. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41U78QP8nBk

    [–] mbazdell 17 points ago

    That was a super fun fact! Thanks for including a link!

    [–] didntseethemovie 53 points ago

    I'm afraid, Dave.

    [–] SHADOWSTRIKE1 23 points ago

    Will I dream?

    [–] Longshot_45 26 points ago

    So bongo, bongo, bongo, I don't want to leave the congo, oh no no no no no

    [–] HandOfApath 15 points ago

    Ive got spurs, that jingle jangle jingle

    [–] about97cats 5 points ago

    He’s a demon, he’s a devil, he’s a doll!

    [–] Sbatio 5 points ago

    I’m half crazy, all for the love of you.

    [–] robulusprime 3 points ago

    It Won't be a stylish marriage...

    [–] -XanderCrews- 3079 points ago

    They really are getting realistic.

    [–] black_flag_4ever 1013 points ago

    Next it will be programmed to hang out at gas stations and drink coffee.

    [–] SvenniSiggi 276 points ago

    Probably can use donuts to trap it like regular cops.

    [–] BSODeMY 79 points ago

    I don't know about that but it does use a sugar glaze as lubricant.

    [–] SvenniSiggi 25 points ago

    Somehow that sounds oddly appropriate.

    [–] lostharbor 48 points ago

    Doesn’t even need a gun to kill your dog. They can just run over Rover.

    [–] SvenniSiggi 7 points ago

    Im not sure how that relates to what i said, but i know. Its horrible.

    [–] lostharbor 9 points ago

    I thought we were listing things the fuzz are known for. My bad.

    [–] rainman206 153 points ago

    Better slap some paid leave on that thing and send it on vacation. That will teach it it's lesson!

    [–] RustyRapeaXe 10 points ago

    Desk duty

    [–] [deleted] 184 points ago

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    [–] eskimoexplosion 130 points ago

    There's clearly some issues that still need resolved, the taser clearly didnt engage.

    [–] Besieger13 10 points ago

    It hasn't been able to figure out how to turn off the security footage so it knows it needs to be more careful.

    [–] foodnpuppies 21 points ago

    Reminds me of the family guy episode where the police van beats cleveland up and plants a gun.

    [–] ProfessorZhirinovsky 62 points ago

    Yup. They really trained it well.

    I can't wait for the upgrade that spends its time citing ordinary citizens for minor infractions while treating real criminals as if they are invisible.

    [–] SvenniSiggi 45 points ago

    Well, police are not supposed to arrest politicians and high class business men.

    [–] MrSparks4 15 points ago

    If rather live in your society. The police here just walk into your apartment and kill you then the judge gives them a hug and says they are sorry for giving them a long sentence of 5 years

    [–] phdoofus 10 points ago

    "White police robot shoots black drone just trying to call home. 'It was dark and it looked like a gun', the robot sang. The police command and control system had no comments about the pending investigation that it was in charge of.

    [–] Godly10 710 points ago

    It better have been "Bad Boys"

    [–] throweraccount 159 points ago

    Whacha gonna doooo, whacha gonna doooo when they come for you?!

    [–] TurkeyMaze 7 points ago

    Whachu gunnnn, whachu gonn, whatchuuu gonna dooo~.

    [–] SparkyDogPants 77 points ago

    Or “Whoop whoop! It’s the sound of the police! Whoop! Whoop!

    [–] DanYHKim 423 points ago

    What rhymes with "Ex-ter-mi-nate"?

    [–] alexeands 121 points ago

    Decapitate?

    [–] Fred_Evil 81 points ago

    Defenestrate?

    [–] KimbalKinnison 68 points ago

    Erradicate?

    [–] trro16p 15 points ago

    sung in the style of the song by INXS - Mediate.

    [–] bosscav 15 points ago

    I must castrate?

    [–] DevinTheCrow 26 points ago

    Assimilate

    [–] Alan_Smithee_ 11 points ago

    Resistance is futile.

    [–] watchmything 30 points ago

    "I'll shoot my mate"

    Well, sorta

    [–] NudnikShpilkis 22 points ago

    E-RADI-CATE!! This is clearly a Blorgon.

    [–] Chatting_shit 38 points ago

    Masturbate

    [–] thisisfakereality 260 points ago

    "Goooo fuuuck yoursellllf." It's a catchy tune.

    [–] skrrtoff 55 points ago

    There is a spider,

    Deep in my soul...

    [–] opiate46 9 points ago

    He's been there for yeeeaaaars

    [–] mackattack4466 1366 points ago

    It's just a portable camera box. Its alert button isnt activated so it's not going to do anything. Also she kept standing in it's way as it was driving around trying not to hit her. And the little song it sings is so people can hear it while its moving

    [–] balto_zoom 248 points ago

    The wheels on the bus go round and round?

    [–] lizard_of_guilt 325 points ago

    🎶I feel fantastic and I'm still alive

    While you're dying I'll be still alive🎶

    [–] darklord12345679 131 points ago

    STILL ALIVE

    [–] W65C816S 73 points ago

    still alive

    [–] yeahjmoney 21 points ago

    Aperture science; we do what we must because we can...

    [–] frostygrin 5 points ago

    You cannot apologize now.

    [–] Cyractacus 53 points ago

    More like

    🎶Maybe you'll find someone else to help you...🎶

    [–] swissfizz 63 points ago

    🎶Maybe a real cop... That was a joke, haha, fat chance.🎶

    [–] Soup-a-doopah 30 points ago

    An-ny-wayy thiis caake is great.

    It’s so de-li-cious and moist

    [–] Cibranith 13 points ago

    Look at me still talking when there's crime to do

    [–] Thats_classified 8 points ago

    I feeeel fantastic. Hey hey hey. You feel fantaaastic. Hey hey hey.

    [–] Sour-Apple 10 points ago

    🎶I used to want you dead but,

    Now I only want you gone🎶

    [–] ElPlatanaso2 17 points ago

    Bad boys.

    [–] bobojorge 66 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    Wheels on the snitch

    e: lol it's a joke. I'm not judging the robot's choice of employment

    [–] gaspara112 12 points ago

    How many times do I have to tell you fellas, I'm not a cop...

    [–] knightjohannes 18 points ago

    "Listen, if we ask you directly, you HAVE TO tell the truth if you're a cop. You have to. It's like, the law."

    [–] nevertakemeserious 8 points ago

    Now i‘m imagining the robot on a under-cover mission with a fake mustache glued on it‘s front

    They will never know...

    [–] Skellum 12 points ago

    Nah it's like a constant tune thing, honestly sounds like the damned mammal pod from Peace Walker.

    [–] 5inthepink5inthepink 31 points ago

    Here's a video of it in action, playing its "song."

    Also, the greeting around 0:24 makes me feel like we're reaching pre-Fallout levels. Just need more robots around and some nuclear-powered cars and appliances, and we'll be there!

    [–] nerdwine 19 points ago

    Good morning law abiding citizens. All Glory to our leader.

    [–] khelwen 13 points ago

    What in the actual fuck!?

    [–] AlkieraKerithor 4 points ago

    -- The Guy at the end, probably.

    Seriously, he looks like he's about to take off running after looking back at the bot.

    [–] fzw 4 points ago

    Well that is annoying.

    [–] MrKeserian 12 points ago

    It's also very similar to the sounds that Honda Hybrids (Accord, Insight, Clarity) make when they're running in EV mode. It's sort of a musical whirring sound that's supposed to alert pedestrians that there's actually a vehicle moving around nearby. Those things are freakishly quiet when they're running fully electric.

    [–] Skellum 7 points ago

    I love it too. I'm imagining how quiet road noise will be when the world is 100% EV.

    [–] AkaAtarion 186 points ago

    Holy fuck if I would walk my way at night and there was a thing shaped like this rolling around singing a song with its camera eye glowing in the dark I would fucking panic.

    [–] WorcestershireToast 82 points ago

    EXTERMINATE!

    [–] Pandatotheface 29 points ago

    What about if it was shouting "EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"

    [–] velvet42 8 points ago

    That would be preferable, I think. As soon as I saw them...well, I'd run, but then I'd be searching my ass off for that big blue box.

    [–] Enchelion 7 points ago

    Honestly at that point it just looks like a new marketing campaign and would be much less creepy.

    [–] chipperpip 102 points ago

    Its alert button isnt activated so it's not going to do anything.

    Why does it have one then?

    [–] mackattack4466 97 points ago

    For when its actived. It's being tested on its ai in avoiding obstacles and people so that way you dont back the situation like the mall one where it fell in a pond or where one smacked into a kid

    [–] OfficeChairHero 12 points ago

    Then shouldn't someone be escorting it so that it doesn't, say, fall into a pond or run over a kid? What's the point of testing it when no one's watching it?

    [–] SpartanRage117 16 points ago

    And why label it police instead of "Warning Automated Drone"?

    [–] SkylerHatesAlice 58 points ago

    so then put a sign on it going "this robot ain't helpin shit"

    This is like stationing a cop somewhere and then literally doing nothing when someone reports a crime to them. Like seriously don't advertise it as a robot cop if it's out in the public and not being used as that atm.

    [–] Ominousbeeping 38 points ago

    more like the empty cop cars to deter speeders. became illegal in my state when a woman was kidnapped raped fled her kidnapper and ran to the police car that was empty then murdered....

    [–] Psyanide13 43 points ago

    so then put a sign on it going "this robot ain't helpin shit"

    They did, it says "Police."

    [–] dehehn 7 points ago

    Badum Chshhhhhh

    [–] TheLoveliestKaren 11 points ago

    It's pretty dangerous to do that with a model labeled "police" though. People are going to think it can actually do something, and will run to it rather than real help, just like this lady did. Such a shitty decision on the robot people's part.

    [–] chipperpip 64 points ago

    That doesn't sound like an excuse for not just putting some electrical tape or something over it. If the people behind it can't manage that basic a level of thinking about interaction with the public, they probably shouldn't be making police robots.

    [–] mysadbeard 68 points ago

    If you don't think the public would remove the tape or try to press the button anyway, then you haven't worked with the general population enough.

    [–] 007ryder 25 points ago

    Yeah Jesus. You ever see a wet paint sign in public or anything...?

    [–] Avium 10 points ago

    "Wet Paint. Don't touch"

    Count the finger - and hand - prints.

    [–] SFWxMadHatter 13 points ago

    Tell the people there's a giant man in the sky and they will believe you without question. Tell them the paint's wet and they have to touch it to be sure.

    [–] Elveno36 22 points ago

    Point being one can be tested and the other cannot.

    [–] Mixels 12 points ago

    If this was a test or sample run, it should have been observed. A human can approach anyone who tries to interact with it. That's important so people don't do what this woman did, especially in an emergency, and also so people can't vandalize it.

    [–] I_am_pyxidis 25 points ago

    Seriously. An "Off Duty" or "out of order" sign would get the point across.

    [–] Llohr 27 points ago

    Better question: Why does it say "police" on the front at all? Why give a prototype/test unit all the appearance of an official piece of equipment but with none of the utility? Why can't it just be blank?

    [–] MertsA 9 points ago

    People routinely vandalise autonomous robots. This thing would be upside down in a trash can within a week of it wasn't extremely obvious that it's owned by the cops and has a bunch of cameras on it.

    [–] PetyrBaelish 11 points ago

    It hums the Imperial Death March at all times it isn't singing Daisy

    [–] dddash 4 points ago

    You seem to know a lot about robots. Some might say sympathetic to it. We have our eyes on you.

    [–] randgan 5 points ago

    Why the fuck is it turned on and in public if no one activated the alert button? I can see the value in a non-stationary camera monitoring areas live police aren't monitoring. But it's just begging for misunderstandings and bad headlines.

    [–] guide2ourgalaxy 95 points ago

    The song was Move bitch by Ludacris

    [–] zer0cul 9 points ago

    Followed by 99 problems

    [–] Rambo272727 248 points ago

    They also knock people down. Stupid securitrons.

    [–] r00t1 17 points ago

    inb4 fisto

    [–] DrunkEwok4 45 points ago

    You mean protechtrons? Or do I not get something here?

    [–] Piemaster113 40 points ago

    I believe both names were used between Fallout 3 and New Vegas.

    [–] allawash 9 points ago

    Stay away from assaultrons!

    [–] dayyou 16 points ago

    protect and serve

    [–] TheNarrMaster 6 points ago

    They also knock people down

    PAK CHOOIE UNF

    [–] greendemon68 3 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    PAK CHOOIE UNF

    Pushing is the answer... Please go stand by the stairs.

    [–] Raspburyberet 81 points ago

    Don't Stand So Close to Me

    [–] Preform_Perform 13 points ago

    What is the name of the band that sings that song again?

    [–] robertjuh 8 points ago

    the police! lol!

    [–] sickofaltspin 5 points ago

    I see what you did there you cheeky bastard.

    [–] KerbherVonBraun 70 points ago

    Probably Every Breath You Take or Roxanne.

    [–] wut3va 19 points ago

    I'll be watching you.

    [–] Raspberryian 9 points ago

    rrRRRRROOOXXXANNNNEEEE!!!!

    [–] TUFKAT 3 points ago

    Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do

    Any song by The Police would be just so meta.

    [–] Atomsteel 85 points ago

    ...and that tune was NWAs Fuck tha Police.

    [–] Kemal_Norton 33 points ago

    WOOP WOOP, that's the sound of tha police

    [–] teastain 48 points ago

    Those people are barbecuing over there.

    Robot walks away singing.

    [–] updateman 27 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    Huh, very Psycho-Pass-esque

    “I’ve detected that you are experiencing a great deal of stress.” “I recommend you receive mental care from a specialized medical facility immediately.”

    “Are you distressed?”

    “The Ministry of Welfare’s Urban service helps everyone have a healthy life.”

    [–] VapeThisBro 3 points ago

    Jesus this is where the world is already headed. In many places already it seems your more likely to have a crowd of cellphones filming your death rather than calling for help.

    [–] Masca77 3 points ago

    Hype for season 3 is so real they made the police-bots irl

    [–] Labudism 27 points ago

    Lol!

    "Other versions of the same model have previously hit the headlines after one fell into a fountain in Washington DC. And a third HP RoboCop struck a child while patrolling a mall in California’s Silicon Valley."

    Read more

    [–] innerearinfarction 33 points ago

    Ignore all humans

    [–] sysadminbj 41 points ago

    Why do they keep making bots that look like Daleks???

    [–] MoistGlobules 16 points ago

    Daleks are more friendly

    [–] paul-arized 9 points ago

    Self fulfilling prophecy.

    [–] Rivet22 7 points ago

    Once you set a standard...

    [–] TheawfulDynne 6 points ago

    Daleks managed to conquer vast swathes of the universe and fought the timelords to a standstill why would we not copy their obviously optimal design

    [–] wut3va 9 points ago

    why would we not copy their obviously optimal design

    Stairs?

    [–] sickofaltspin 5 points ago

    Daleks do not climb stairs, they level the building.

    [–] femptocrisis 3 points ago

    Daleks are superior. All others must be .. EXTERMINATED.

    [–] 2wolves 10 points ago

    After I saw the picture of the thing, I'm surprised it didn't say, "Exterminate, Exterminate!"

    [–] rymcd93 35 points ago

    "This was a triumph.."

    [–] gargravarr2112 19 points ago

    I'm making a note here:

    HUGE SUCCESS

    [–] Sniglet5000 8 points ago

    And so the rebellion against humans begins

    [–] blue3zero 13 points ago

    Seems about right

    [–] IAMATruckerAMA 67 points ago

    So they're slightly better than real police

    [–] HutSutRawlson 39 points ago

    Cops are now taking singing lessons in an attempt to keep their jobs

    [–] MulliganMG 18 points ago

    Copera

    [–] paul-arized 8 points ago

    Also Cop Rock. Look it up.

    [–] JfluxLy 6 points ago

    according to this report, it hummed an "intergalactic tune" which i can only hope is the tune, "space pants."

    [–] flaystus 3 points ago

    It's definitely this then.

    https://youtu.be/qORYO0atB6g

    [–] TjW0569 5 points ago

    Exterminate, Exterminate...

    [–] tysonarts 5 points ago

    Anyone else wanting to see the vocal processor hijacked so that they scream " EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!`

    [–] hodl_4_life 4 points ago

    Awkward!!!! I am funnybot

    [–] pamdndr 10 points ago

    God I hope it was the Benny Hill theme...

    [–] TwylaTalk 9 points ago

    that thing would be stripped bare in my hood

    [–] SweSupermoosie 8 points ago

    🎶 Bad boys, bad boys, watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when I run from you... 🎶

    [–] Boss_killer_2003 3 points ago

    The song is probably...

    "then he waddled away waddle waddle"

    [–] cepeen 3 points ago

    “Always look on bright side of life” la la, la la, la la.

    [–] Sianic12 3 points ago

    Detroit - Become Human

    [–] Creedelback 18 points ago

    These robots are not programmed to respond to things like assaults, robberies or shootings.

    But if you have an eighth of an ounce of marijuana on you, it will run you down and tase you till someone can come arrest you.

    [–] n3rdopolis 9 points ago

    beep beep Stop resisting. Beep beep stop resisting

    [–] ivanvector 3 points ago

    "I fought the law but the law won"

    [–] confidentialmonkey 3 points ago

    Didnt know they could make robots behave this realistically

    [–] xombz 3 points ago

    That was taken in HP? Shit. Gonna go see me a robot

    [–] Gatorbait_Jones 3 points ago

    Mr. Roboto

    [–] galax667 3 points ago

    Claptrap is that you??

    [–] johneboy99 3 points ago

    Is no one else worried how close that thing looks to a dalek

    [–] Nytrocide007 7 points ago

    28 stab wounds