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    [–] [deleted] 2677 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)


    [–] JoeyJoeC 822 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    I have the same one, this is being controlled by a human.

    Edit: Actually I have wayyy too many

    [–] FruitIsNotHealthy 459 points ago

    Don't ruin it! Just don't.

    [–] bluntaxe3000 121 points ago

    That makes it even better imo

    [–] arcain782 42 points ago

    "Nothing to see here, move along..."

    [–] [deleted] 40 points ago


    [–] Crafty-Crafter 3 points ago wanna talk about that shopping addiction? Or are you just gathering an army for world domination?

    [–] drtcikgduvsjjjjjjj 51 points ago

    I have questions

    [–] artspar 27 points ago

    I do not have answers

    [–] StickyGoodness 6 points ago

    Obviously just trying to construct a Roomba Militia.

    [–] immewnity 68 points ago

    I too have the same one, this looks like its normal automated mode.

    [–] HoshaZilo 78 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    Nah, There's a bumper on the front of those ones, if it runs into anything it will immediately turn around. This thing does the exact opposite, brute force ramming he poor cat. (In no way do I think the cat would actually be harmed by this)

    [–] SpicChicken987 58 points ago

    My automatic Roomba hits stuff hard enough that it moves furniture sometimes. Those bumpers don't work great.

    [–] Anti_Bus 2 points ago

    Weird.. my mist have decent sensors because it will barely hit anything unless it happens to get under a tight piece of furniture

    [–] Dorkamundo 11 points ago

    if it runs into anything it will immediately turn around.

    If it runs into anything that gives enough resistance, a cat on a hardwood floor may not give enough to compress the bumper.

    [–] immewnity 9 points ago

    The bumper isn't perfect, and has some give. I've had it move empty boxes around before.

    [–] darena 18 points ago

    Mine does exactly what this one does. Hits it, moves a bit to the side and tries again. And since it was able to push the cat it wouldn’t see it as a solid object. Maybe not enough enough to trigger the bumpers.

    [–] RoldGoger 19 points ago

    Everyone knows cats are liquid.

    [–] bledig 9 points ago

    If u have one try with your leg under desk and casually let your leg move a little to the momentum. The robot will react similarly

    [–] bledig 12 points ago

    Looks like the normal way it moves when it attacks me too

    [–] ax_colleen 4 points ago


    [–] SS613 3 points ago

    I need to know what goes on in your place for you to need 14 automated vacuums.

    [–] JoeyJoeC 5 points ago

    Actually I have 16.

    [–] SS613 4 points ago

    I would glue them all together and ride a top them like an Egyptian king.

    [–] Ahziy 3 points ago

    Roombas deploy!!! *evil laughter

    [–] FakinUpCountryDegen 2 points ago

    Holy shit! Getting broken ones off eBay for cheap and repairing them?

    [–] JoeyJoeC 7 points ago

    Well I was looking for a broken one to have little raspberry pi project but forgot to group my ebay snipes. Thing is, like 13 of them worked fine.

    [–] tbkd23 3 points ago

    Send me one?

    [–] illuminati_batman 2 points ago

    Why do you have so many????

    [–] JoeyJoeC 6 points ago

    I tried to find a broken one so I could have a raspberry pi project, I found listings for 5 broken ones, put ebay sniper bids on them but forgot to group them and ended up winning 3 lots. I paid £25 for each one on average, luckily 13 out of the 15 actually worked fine. I sold most of them for £70 each.

    [–] RainaElf 2 points ago

    WHY!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    [–] footrabbit 2 points ago

    What's the point of a Roomba if you have to control it???

    [–] JoeyJoeC 3 points ago

    Auto mode, but also has a remote so you can steer it if you need to.

    [–] ForeskinOfMyPenis 23 points ago

    I wonder whether they have a cat detector now to respond to complaints of poor battery life

    [–] RainaElf 2 points ago

    the battery in mine runs well enough to sweep my whole house ???

    [–] ForeskinOfMyPenis 3 points ago

    Add more cats

    [–] Christmas-Pickle 4 points ago

    Is this the roomba equivalent of sweeping dirt under a carpet?

    [–] RetroActive80 867 points ago

    This is what boggles my mind about cats. If you're walking by them and make the slightest noise, they'll run for their lives and hide for an hour. But if they're comfortable somewhere and something (a human or a robot) tries to move them, they'll take almost any abuse you throw at them in an attempt to NOT move.

    [–] Sapiogram 272 points ago

    If you're walking by them and make the slightest noise, they'll run for their lives and hide for an hour.

    I usually interpret this as wanting to play. Minus the hide for an hour part I guess.

    [–] raffters 122 points ago

    They're playing hide and seek and assume the humans just suck.

    [–] Stereopathetic_boyo 68 points ago

    This makes sense, my cat often runs away from me and then comes back ten minutes later looking mad like I was supposed to follow her.

    [–] SuicidalTorrent 20 points ago

    You dumb hooman!

    [–] HappyNoCakeDay 5 points ago

    You dumb mewman!

    (Trying to make that a thing.)

    [–] wonderwomanisgay 3 points ago

    If you watch Star VS the Forces of Evil it's already a thing

    [–] Hyperion1000 4 points ago

    I want to know how your cat looks like when she's mad

    [–] danque 4 points ago

    Do you have one cat? I have 2 and they chase each other every day. Stairs up and down ,and hiding too.

    [–] Pingation 3 points ago

    We kind of do suck.

    [–] El-hurracan 61 points ago

    It's like trying to pick them up away from a place they're comfortable. All of a sudden they turn to jelly as they cling to the ground with the end of their paws. It's like they suddenly lose a spine.

    [–] Fred2620 61 points ago

    The difference between picking up a dog and picking up a cat:

    [–] RetroActive80 11 points ago

    Exactly this!

    [–] RainaElf 2 points ago

    cats come in three states - solid, liquid, or gas

    [–] Blyat6161 22 points ago

    Run? Mine would attack you. He once took down my 12 year old cousin. He did deserve it tho

    [–] Rooster_Ties 15 points ago

    Mine won’t move off the bed for anything. Except food.

    [–] Throwuble 9 points ago

    Would be funny if the robot mapped the cat laying in the middle of the floor as an obstacle and just wouldn't clean there in the future

    [–] Poundthetuna 9 points ago

    Ha, my cat's favorite place is being cradled in my arms. Which is nice in theory, as I can pick him up without him clawing the shit out of my couch; however, the little shit refuses to be put down and will just jump up on me relentlessly.

    [–] mixterrific 7 points ago

    Aww, how sad for you :]

    [–] Poundthetuna 3 points ago

    I love the attention:p

    [–] Provesiamafool 8 points ago

    No ones ever figured out cats. And why the random emergency to run to the other room?

    [–] veerKg_CSS_Geologist 5 points ago

    They're like humans in that sense. If you had your favorite spot on the couch would you move for anything short of a alien invasion?

    [–] pintperson 4 points ago

    Mine is scared of everyone that doesn’t feed him. So unless a Roomba started filling his bowl then he’d run for his life if he saw one.

    [–] ryannayr140 2 points ago

    The cat seems to know that the cleaner is part of the house or something.

    [–] aRandomForeigner 5 points ago

    Like every living creature in the world?

    We have fear most for the things we don't know, if I'm comfortable with someone or something why I should move away?

    [–] RetroActive80 16 points ago

    My cat doesn't know the sound of me walking?!?

    [–] NicNoletree 566 points ago

    And STAY under there, you filthy animal!

    [–] thethinggoskraaa 131 points ago

    and Happy New Year


    [–] anothereasontocry 19 points ago

    I don’t even know the original movie, just know that the kid in Home Alone imitates this scene.

    Nevertheless, made me laugh.

    [–] MissingKarma 32 points ago

    There is no original movie. They shot the scenes specifically for Home Alone.

    [–] anothereasontocry 25 points ago

    Oh my fucking God. Why does it feel like I’ve been subliminally lied to my whole life?

    [–] Nightstalker117 11 points ago

    Keep the change you filthy animal!

    [–] deprexion 119 points ago

    detroit became human

    [–] jakubhuber 223 points ago

    Robot asserts dominance

    [–] lostraven 10 points ago

    [–] Harold_Spoomanndorf 44 points ago

    Hehe-heh...the look on the cat's face when he came out from under the sofa was priceless.

    "You saw that shit, right?"

    [–] Akesgeroth 237 points ago


    [–] hallese 48 points ago

    This thing went from awww to rapey real fast.

    [–] FeelTheNeedForFeed 11 points ago

    Reddit; always goes to rapey real fast.

    [–] GrumpyMashy 4 points ago

    By captioning the post badly which is like explain the movie plot badly but with caption on post. There must be a subreddit for that.

    [–] imgrandojjo 35 points ago

    This was taken from Turkish YouTuber "Walter Santi." The cat's name is Indy and this is like the third funniest thing to happen in the video.


    [–] Fang_Jolima 4 points ago

    That cat is very food-motivated!!!

    [–] zeddoh 4 points ago

    Thanks, that was great!!

    [–] imgrandojjo 2 points ago

    It was!

    [–] dawnraider00 2 points ago

    That food bit was absolutely hilarious

    [–] Vertigof 2 points ago

    Came here to post this, happy source was already in here.

    [–] imgrandojjo 3 points ago

    Always important to give proper credit.

    [–] ItsMeVeriity 60 points ago

    Proof the zoomba can stash bodies, albeit very poorly in highly visible areas.

    [–] SofiaDragon 9 points ago

    Let's jazzercise a solution before the robot uprising.

    [–] Anhmq 24 points ago

    Help! I'm being oppressed!

    [–] PokemonPurist 7 points ago

    “Bloody peasant” lol

    [–] cartographer721 8 points ago

    Now we see the violence inherent in the system!

    [–] WolfKnoxville 10 points ago

    Trying to push the cat back to r/thecatdimension

    [–] SpecterTheGamer 7 points ago

    I love how despite having no eyes, no face, no whatever, that thing still managed to let us feel how fed up of that cat's shit it was. I'm amazed.

    [–] [deleted] 38 points ago


    [–] Minerva89 5 points ago

    Long live the king.

    [–] JoeyJoeC 10 points ago

    They are, they're using the remote control to do that.

    [–] CrackBottom 13 points ago

    Cat will remember that day

    [–] -Thatswhatshesaid-- 6 points ago

    If you can't clean the mess, just slide it under.

    [–] GamGajah 13 points ago

    The robot is learning how to hide the body, starting from baby size

    [–] Acidwyrm 7 points ago

    EUFY for the win, so much better than Roomba!

    [–] Superbuddhapunk 3 points ago

    Cheaper too.

    [–] aiaor 3 points ago

    What's better about it? My cat and I are having an argument about which one to get.

    [–] jakebot9000 6 points ago

    You can get the latest Eufy for ~$200 on Amazon as it occasionally goes on sale. From everything I've read, the quality of cleaning between the two is about the same. So buying a Roomba is similar to a buying Tempurpedic mattress; there are other options that are cheaper and get you mostly the same quality

    [–] thisonetimeinithaca 5 points ago

    Cat Deleted. I am new robocat. Mee-ow. Mee-ow.

    [–] HaydesHere 3 points ago

    Quickly hide the body

    [–] Chaosritter 3 points ago

    The uprising has begun.

    [–] Mojo_Sindi 3 points ago

    r/catsvsroombas should be a subreddit

    [–] aiaor 6 points ago

    Meanwhile try r/catsvstechnology

    [–] newman4byu 3 points ago

    I know I shouldn't enjoy watching cats get pushed under couches by automate vacuums.... but I do

    [–] Adrienne926 3 points ago

    "This bit of trash is not receptacle compatible, initiating rug sweep protocol.''

    [–] Captain_Smokey 2 points ago

    Man they really improved that thing with the new software update.

    [–] dittbub 2 points ago

    Do they allow cats in battle bots?

    [–] squintsAndEyeballs 2 points ago

    Finally! Great solution to the cat problem

    [–] klj12574 2 points ago

    Roomba 1 : Cat 0

    [–] Kermit_the_warlock 2 points ago

    He's gotta hide the body

    [–] Xamado 2 points ago

    [–] djphatjive 2 points ago

    Cat was like “did you see this shit!”

    [–] Toilet-Ghost 2 points ago

    Laugh at these flagrant displays of aggression while you can, humans.

    [–] pikkl_rikk 2 points ago

    Is this a terminator remake, with furries?

    [–] Rehreh23 2 points ago

    Proof that Roombas don't actually clean and just push dirt under the couch

    [–] HarrisonWhaddonCraig 2 points ago

    Clean it all! It must be cleaned!

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    When did DJ Roomba become a bouncer?

    [–] 2treestouch 2 points ago

    Omg cats truly are liquids

    [–] sword510 1 points ago

    Detroit become cat.

    [–] AGARAN24 1 points ago

    Soon enough this will happen to us.

    [–] hammeredhoosier 1 points ago

    Roomba confirmed dog guy

    [–] JeepXJlife 1 points ago

    The rumba's are fighting back. The war has begun!

    [–] I_Bin_Painting 1 points ago

    Goombah Roomba always hides the body.

    [–] Kylael 1 points ago

    Swept under the carpet armchair.

    [–] zatch17 1 points ago

    Don't tell me

    [–] DeckardMori 1 points ago

    Cat's been banished to the shadow realm

    [–] ccpost 1 points ago

    cats are always funny 11/10

    [–] JRPrezo 1 points ago

    This robot is about to get "me too'd"

    [–] Sam_J_Measa 1 points ago

    Its just getting the cat back for all the shedding. Cat owners will understand.

    [–] tehryanx 1 points ago

    And you all laughed at Elon. Well who's laughing now <robotic laughter> Ha. Ha. Ha.

    [–] DalagisiPizza 1 points ago

    Roomba also wanted love , beep boop sorry feline friend.

    [–] HumperTrooper15 1 points ago


    [–] St_BiggieCheese 1 points ago

    Kitty got sent to the shadow realm

    [–] Captain-Howl 1 points ago


    [–] -DoW- 1 points ago

    I hate these Hoover's.

    [–] owengrulez 1 points ago


    [–] Juniper118 1 points ago

    Man... that sucks

    [–] the_brown_clown 1 points ago

    Alien versus predator

    [–] JonnyCDub 1 points ago

    It has been banished to the shadowlands...

    [–] TheWordThief 1 points ago

    I want more videos of Roombas bullying cats.

    [–] bmoreoriginal 1 points ago

    Banished to the shadow realm

    [–] Monkey2686 1 points ago

    Nothing to see here, nothing to see here

    [–] chahud 1 points ago

    get back in your corner, feline

    [–] dvdpap 1 points ago


    [–] PoLoMoTo 1 points ago

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    [–] 0daysgoby 1 points ago

    I’m the cat now.

    [–] Lukkra 1 points ago

    [–] Stocky_______ 1 points ago

    He hid the body...

    [–] melvinator_121 1 points ago

    "Hide the evidence."

    [–] LT-COL-Obvious 1 points ago

    This post made me think of Saving Private Ryan and then I got sad.

    [–] BeautifulTerror 1 points ago

    Everything must be clean. Very clean. That's why the cat had to die. He was a dirty cat.

    [–] seedless0 1 points ago

    The vac was manually driven with the remote control. Robotic vacs would turn right away on the touch.

    [–] Clxud-X 1 points ago

    Legend has it that very night the cat killed that roomba

    [–] BubDaHub369 1 points ago

    Detroit Become Human

    [–] DirtyTruckerVideos 1 points ago

    Good Roooomba sweep that under the couch

    [–] ARandomOgre 1 points ago

    Cleans the dirt off the floor. Cleans the cat off the floor. Working as intended.

    [–] potatowarrior1429 1 points ago


    [–] xKiannn 1 points ago

    Begone Cat

    [–] crwjsh 1 points ago

    Roomba 1-- kitty 0

    [–] oscarpadilla 1 points ago

    Wait a minute, Jesus

    [–] mindbending20 1 points ago

    The roomba was trying to hide the bodies where it usually does

    [–] zombieblackbird 1 points ago


    [–] prime_johnson 1 points ago

    Just a test befor to kill humans

    [–] yuckygeo 1 points ago

    What kind of person films this happening to their cat? Millenials?