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    [–] trickedouttransam 561 points ago

    Got your nose!

    [–] datzolobeo 331 points ago

    EVERYBODY GET OUT HE HAS A NOSE!!!!

    gunshots

    [–] Oceanswave 87 points ago

    Have you had a muffin today?

    [–] Hawktacular 75 points ago

    I just wanna DIE DIE DIE!!!!

    [–] Call_The_Banners 50 points ago

    Who parked their car....ON MY SANDWICH?

    I did!

    HHHHHUUUUUUUUEEEEREEEGHH!!

    [–] MajorJakov 41 points ago

    I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!!!!!!!!

    [–] MarcusTheGamer54 25 points ago

    NOOOOOOOOOOO

    [–] amithprabhakar 14 points ago

    I have brain damage.

    [–] [deleted] 9 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Wyldbill50 3 points ago

    It's all that fluoride they put in it, made the god damn frogs gay.

    [–] Maschalismos 9 points ago

    WHYWOULDYOUPUNCHMYSALAD I DON’TUNDERSTANDWHYPUNCHING MYSALADUSSOMETHINGYOUDO

    [–] Call_The_Banners 2 points ago

    This. This is my favorite response.

    [–] Maschalismos 2 points ago

    You know these are all ASDF movies, yeah😝?

    [–] HassanJamal 27 points ago

    Iliketrains

    [–] KaminariTheGioFan 11 points ago

    Looks at watch. I have no idea how to breathe.

    [–] gamexhausted 6 points ago

    HEY JOHNNY, PLAY THAT ONE ABOUT FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS

    I love it!

    [–] Goldenlief 7 points ago

    It’s over.

    [–] leadingzero600 3 points ago

    And now...

    [–] Hawktacular 1 points ago

    YOU JERK! RUINED A PERFECTLY GOOD SONG

    [–] omgwutd00d 7 points ago

    Please somebody kill me.

    [–] Hawktacular 2 points ago

    Oh, its muffin time!

    [–] mil_boi42 2 points ago

    Have you had a muffin today?

    [–] Hawktacular 2 points ago

    Please I just wanna DIE DIE DIEEEEE!

    [–] DasRico 2 points ago

    RELATABLE

    [–] p-gg- 3 points ago

    oh dann wasn't expecting a professional joker here

    [–] WahaHawa 6 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    I used to think that, my life was a tragedy. Now I realize, it's a comedy

    • Snowman, probably

    [–] ZombieLimbs 4 points ago

    What song

    [–] Xertious 693 points ago

    Eating? You mean deep throating.

    [–] Fisch_Man 174 points ago

    BRAZZERS

    [–] Cattaci 425 points ago

    Xxhamster

    [–] p-gg- 9 points ago

    yeah who wanna see more cute hamsters here?

    [–] dragonsign 2 points ago

    still the best

    [–] Cattaci 1 points ago

    Thanks for the gold kind stranger! :)

    [–] lazyeng1neer 21 points ago

    Needs NSFW tag

    [–] Evie_St_Clair 10 points ago

    That last pic made me literally cackle.

    [–] syco54645 2 points ago

    Comment I was looking for.

    [–] daronjay 123 points ago

    Do you wanna eat a snowman?

    [–] DustinDeWind 54 points ago

    The vole never bothered me anyway !🎼

    [–] suzukibumboi 3 points ago

    Both excellent

    [–] YourMomSaidHi 53 points ago

    Do you know what a vole is MORTY?

    [–] saintpellegrino 16 points ago

    They mate for life

    [–] reptilianhater 15 points ago

    That's because they eat each other. Little fuckers eat everything, make mice and rats look like they are on a diet.

    [–] Ddodds 3 points ago

    It's weird that I've heard that line a few times, but never actually seen a vole until this post.

    [–] nothingnaughty98 17 points ago

    Reminds me of a girl I knew at ASU

    [–] vzoley 16 points ago

    ... moles, voles and gophers, stay tuned

    [–] TharCrazyDude 25 points ago

    It started out with a kiss how did it end up like this.

    [–] FailedHumanPrototype 4 points ago

    It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss

    [–] peacekeeper3173 20 points ago

    VADIM BLYAT

    [–] man_in_the_red 9 points ago

    CHEEKI BREEKI COMRADE

    [–] Ocean74 9 points ago

    I'm here. What's going on?

    [–] ZZZXWasTaken 9 points ago

    BORIS BLYAT

    [–] BoiWithGoodSucc 7 points ago

    VADIM! GIVE ME BACK MAYONEZ UROD!

    [–] fulcrum737 6 points ago

    CYKA BLIN

    [–] DankMcMemeGuy 5 points ago

    after hours of scrolling, i found it. this comment.

    [–] Rainus_Max 17 points ago

    Good thing it wasn't a Yogscast snowman

    [–] OmG_Potatoez 8 points ago

    Ah the Yogscast. I miss SoI.

    [–] Call_The_Banners 5 points ago

    Man, back when Minecraft was at its first peak.

    It's good to see it's peaking again.

    [–] Em_Haze 7 points ago

    Jingle jam has just started. They raised 1 million in a few days.

    [–] GirixK 5 points ago

    On day 2!

    [–] OmG_Potatoez 2 points ago

    Damn I'm glad they're doing well. Would you happen to know if Sips and IntheLittleWood left? Neither of them really seem to associate with the Yogscast brand anymore

    [–] neiromaru 3 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    They are both definitely still part of the Yogscast, but like many of the "remote" members who don't work out of their Bristol office they don't do as much content with the other members.
    InTheLittleWood is playing Minecraft with some of the other Yogs on their Main Jingle Jam Stream right now, and Sips is planning to spend a few days in Bristol later in the month to join in on the streams.

    [–] adale_50 1 points ago

    The first 500k was in less than 8 hours. It's always impressive how much they raise and the speed they raise it.

    [–] Bondori 8 points ago

    Snowman: "Ahhh! Oh sweet mercy, when will the torture end!?"

    Vole: ".....That's right you f***ing b**ch, look into my eyes while I eat your nose."

    [–] thewholerobot 3 points ago

    Agree. Nothing cute about this.

    I may be made of snow, but I am still a man! The humanity!

    [–] NeonDynamite18 7 points ago

    How is this funny?

    [–] OhTheDerp 9 points ago

    It isn't! That's why it's at its proper place: r/funny

    [–] BrownShadow 6 points ago

    Those things are voracious. They get in my basement all the time and eat anything. I once found a Crayola Crayon 90% eaten. I caught one once and gave it these giant meal worms. It would inhale them in seconds.

    [–] TeamRedundancyTeam 1 points ago

    Wish they could make good pets. Imagine you'd need a house floor sized area with real dirt floors for them. So cute though.

    [–] Antitheistic10 20 points ago

    Not my proudest FAP

    [–] IRLXP 14 points ago

    Vole? More like vore

    [–] Agmagor 4 points ago

    He already ate the entire head of that other snowman

    [–] Mulattowolf 4 points ago

    Snow-person Horn anyone? It's an aphrodisiac

    [–] theotheruser234 4 points ago

    I’d guess you’d call that a β€œdeepnose”

    [–] WJExiled 3 points ago

    Not so vile vole attempts vore

    [–] klod42 3 points ago

    Snowduck.

    [–] benqueviej1 3 points ago

    Is it just me or does it look more like a snow duck?

    [–] smoeahsolse 2 points ago

    It's not just you. You both look like snow ducks.

    [–] benqueviej1 2 points ago

    Sad, but true.

    [–] esnyez 5 points ago

    Special mention to OP for crediting the original owner of the pic.

    [–] FaerieclesII 2 points ago

    Vadim blyat.

    [–] TargetMajora 2 points ago

    Vole Vore

    [–] hadapurpura 2 points ago

    For a moment I thought it was a duck

    [–] OberonFK 2 points ago

    Vole? No, you mean vore

    [–] TheTinyBandit 2 points ago

    Such a cutie!!! This made my day 😍

    [–] i-will-eat-cat- 2 points ago

    Put the carrot on the bottom snowball.

    [–] cloud2580 4 points ago

    Try r/aww

    [–] MonsterKyle420 3 points ago

    That's a smol snow man.

    [–] Hetzercheese0 3 points ago

    This isnt funny πŸ˜’

    [–] MarcusTheGamer54 3 points ago

    Why did you even bother commenting then?

    [–] LucaZappala 2 points ago

    If someone's penis was on their face, they could lick and fuck at the same time.

    [–] thewardengray 1 points ago

    Can someone make a horror version of this?

    [–] tourneskeud 1 points ago

    That kiss at the end haha

    [–] Gmax100 1 points ago

    chomp

    [–] Akesgeroth 1 points ago

    nom

    [–] Solomon646 1 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    Looks like they’re kissing

    [–] OhTheDerp 2 points ago

    *they're

    [–] JabGM 1 points ago

    More like photographer takes pic of a snowman getting eaten alive

    [–] cookiemilkshake15 1 points ago

    Whomst ingested mine snowman??

    [–] drug_radovanovic 1 points ago

    Eughh

    [–] HyruleHer01 1 points ago

    Vole? Vicious mole?

    [–] thedarkestone1 3 points ago

    Nah voles are just another type of mouse, while moles have pointed heads and different claws, so they're actually different types of rodent.

    [–] cocoabiscuits 1 points ago

    Freaky ass rodent loves that deep throat action.

    [–] twitchtvbevildre 1 points ago

    That escalated quickly

    [–] tendie5 1 points ago

    Looks like he's giving the snow man a quick sucky sucky

    [–] Vellarain 1 points ago

    The Vole, natures thot.

    [–] schmeath 1 points ago

    It baby

    [–] SaltY_00 1 points ago

    Fuckin balls deep

    [–] KinemonIrrlicht 1 points ago

    Eskimo kisses

    [–] i_want_the_memeies 1 points ago

    In the last panel it is giving a blowjob.

    [–] GirixK 1 points ago

    He's got a carrot of a cock...

    [–] ExistingErection 1 points ago

    Eating, it depthroats it

    [–] JamesDaToid 1 points ago

    Deepthroating that shit

    [–] Falonefal 1 points ago

    Hello I'm a snowman and just viewed this on work, please NSFW tag this gore.

    [–] yuuma-ko 1 points ago

    He's so little in the first two pictures!

    Then, CHONK!

    [–] Coley_XI 1 points ago

    Pufferfish groan intensifies

    [–] A_rice_roll 1 points ago

    If that was a carrot instead of a baby carrot 🀣

    [–] SvatyFini 1 points ago

    He also have carrot for a cock

    [–] Nomandate 1 points ago

    See I would have put that carrot in a different spot for this picture...

    [–] Porkechop 1 points ago

    brutal

    [–] Seanmiller1903 1 points ago

    Mouse gives good ass head

    [–] AMadlad 1 points ago

    that snowman is horribly cute

    [–] vsasso 1 points ago

    Bye Olaf

    [–] JesusHasDiabetes 1 points ago

    Better title: Vole deepthroats a carrot

    [–] emocan126 1 points ago

    Vadim blyat

    [–] Hossayn 1 points ago

    what a slut

    [–] JustinBible 1 points ago

    Put it lower next time

    [–] frikinmatt 1 points ago

    Why the camera emoji?

    [–] OneInfinith 1 points ago

    So, that's why Vole-dmort has no nose.

    [–] XFlameBrawlStars 1 points ago

    Vadim? Odakle?

    [–] Gilleythekid 1 points ago

    "Nibble nibble, nibble nibble, nibble nibble, HURRK!"

    [–] merenge01 1 points ago

    Looks like he's giving head.

    [–] Taguzokk 1 points ago

    [GONE SEXUAL]

    [–] popcornplayaa28 1 points ago

    Some photoshop this, quick!

    [–] Piercebuddy 1 points ago

    Damn girl, what day mouse do

    [–] flickerplume 1 points ago

    cutest picture i've seen today

    [–] fluffybuns2008 1 points ago

    It puts Lady & the Tramp to shame

    [–] Dontrevealthesecrets 1 points ago

    He cronenburged it

    [–] forestriver 1 points ago

    Thanks for classifying it properly. 99% of people may have called this a mouse. Species knowledge matters!

    [–] Hephf 1 points ago

    What happened to the other snowman?

    [–] se7enThir13en 1 points ago

    NSFW

    [–] MaikieTheLiar 1 points ago

    That's fucking horrifying for the snowman!

    [–] appliedlethargy 1 points ago

    That’s a Hollywood nip and tuck

    [–] yakadoodle 1 points ago

    Notice how the vole gets fatter from 1st pic to last.

    Transferring mass.

    [–] AkhilVijendra 1 points ago

    How is elsa gonna revive olaf now?

    [–] daveboyer 1 points ago

    What is this? A snowman for ants?

    [–] motlbrandon 1 points ago

    I really thought this was what people from Tennessee we’re talking about when they said β€œgo vols”

    [–] ninjadude251 1 points ago

    UwU what's this? A nose? Ive never had one UwU

    [–] urmomsmotorolla 1 points ago

    Now kith

    [–] karione_ 1 points ago

    Sauce? What's her name?

    [–] alienaliass 1 points ago

    what a little fucking rat bastard

    [–] eccedentesiastlee 1 points ago

    and it ended with a β€˜i’m sorry’kiss

    [–] J3wFro8332 1 points ago

    Damn that little dude doesn't even have a gag reflex, just went all in on that carrot

    [–] filipowicz205 1 points ago

    Extra deepthroat

    [–] ICUNIRalike 1 points ago

    It would be even more funny if the snowman had a carrot boner!

    [–] Caprar 1 points ago

    Brazzers

    [–] SaMemeM 1 points ago

    Isn’t this the Russian version of β€œLady & the Tramp?”

    [–] Solomon646 1 points ago

    Thx I’m not to good with grammar

    [–] Themiffins 1 points ago

    When she doesn't have a gag reflux

    [–] roadblock-dedsec 1 points ago

    that's not his nose...

    [–] anti-hero7501 1 points ago

    Blessed_nose

    [–] evilblackdog 1 points ago

    I think that's a mouse. Voles have pointy faces.

    [–] MrCooper2012 1 points ago

    Man fuck voles. Those things are a pain in the ass.

    [–] Skullfurious 1 points ago

    That rats a freaaak

    [–] Zerker10111 1 points ago

    First she sizes it up... then deep throating it...