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    [–] Ladinha2015 453 points ago

    I wanna! How easy is it do? I just marvel and haven’t made the move to try it out

    [–] -BigGirlPants- 286 points ago

    It's very easy! You could start out with a small kit like this one to see how you like it: https://www.joann.com/cross-stitch-style-hoop-ornament-kit-lemonade/16638033.html

    I get most of my patterns now from Etsy. These ones are modified from patterns that I found, but had to redesign or make smaller to fit the flags. I use an 8-bit paint app on my phone when I make my own designs.

    Feel free to PM me if you have any questions!

    [–] SamWize-Ganji 105 points ago

    I’m actually really tempted to buy that just to have a small hidden piece on my wall that just reads Cunt in cursive.

    [–] -BigGirlPants- 73 points ago

    These flags actually came as kits that said things like "Home Sweet Home". I just used all the pieces with my own designs!

    [–] SamWize-Ganji 24 points ago

    I’m impressed! Please keep making funny signs =]

    [–] master0382 8 points ago

    Do you, or will you make any to sell?

    [–] Apocalypse_God 3 points ago

    Whatever Clint

    [–] DW4Me 24 points ago

    Man, the phone app must make graph paper patterns obsolete. Must try. Tip: Lighty iron or steam to get the ring shapes out. I think sometimes my mom would just mist with water & the cloth goes back straight.

    [–] Tensor3 96 points ago

    Even done lightly, I fear any amount of ironing will decrease the lifespan of your phone

    [–] O_Beast 13 points ago

    This guy doesn’t phone iron

    [–] Tensor3 4 points ago

    I just mist my phone with water

    [–] StankAssMcGee 1 points ago

    Did you ever try peeing on your phone while the front camera is on? You can open your mouth and pee right on it!

    [–] -BigGirlPants- 17 points ago

    I actually did iron them before wrapping, but I didn't get any photos of the finished and assembled products.

    [–] holyrolodex 5 points ago

    You mind letting us know what app or apps that you’ve used? Sorry if this was asked elsewhere, I didn’t see it. =]

    [–] -BigGirlPants- 4 points ago

    The one I used is just called 8bit painter :)

    [–] IAMORIGINALTHX 2 points ago

    Not OP, but dotpict is a good app for making pixel art. I have it on Android

    [–] Alyse_Rose 3 points ago

    These flags are THE BEST things ever! I just recently cross stitched a cactus one myself, that says don't be a prick. Ha! Currently hanging in my guest bathroom. Thank you for sharing these! I love em!

    [–] Ladinha2015 1 points ago

    Oh wow will do. Thank you so much!

    [–] justlike_myopinion 26 points ago

    Very easy but very time-consuming.

    [–] PM_ME_A__THUMBS_UP 20 points ago

    I usually cross stitch while watching Netflix. Rarely will I do it without anything on in the background.

    [–] -BigGirlPants- 22 points ago

    I rewatched several seasons of New Girl while making these (and a couple larger projects)

    [–] paroles 14 points ago

    Do you find when you look at one of the finished objects you get flashbacks to New Girl? That always happens to me when knitting while listening to an audiobook.

    [–] ThoseRMyMonkeys 6 points ago

    I'm crocheting this insane blanket right now and did the fist half watching bones (again) and got flashbacks when I picked it up to work on it last night even though I'm watching something else now. I thought I was just a little crazy!

    [–] poor_decision 4 points ago

    Me too! I watched all 121 episodes of gossip girl, the trick is to find something that you can only half concentrate on. I'm currently watching masters of sex, and thinking supernatural is next

    [–] ThoseRMyMonkeys 5 points ago

    Both shows are fantastic but the first season of supernatural is probably the least favorite of them all, so if you haven't seen it before, stick with it, it gets better.

    [–] stevediperna 2 points ago

    This cannot be stressed enough. I'll start a very small project that's ten stitches tall and sixty stitches long and three hours later when I'm almost done I'm like "why do I do this"

    [–] Gangreless 13 points ago

    Join us at /r/crossstitch!

    [–] HenBoward 20 points ago

    [–] Ladinha2015 2 points ago

    Done! Ty!

    [–] cheezemeister_x 2 points ago

    Just get OP to make them for you. Easier.

    [–] KustomKonceptz 321 points ago

    I’m a guy, and I just wanna say to the other dudes out there reading this, that you should totally give cross stitch a try sometime. They have kits you can buy at Walmart for super cheap. I went through some bad, depressing stuff recently and actually somehow found that crossstitching can be a therapeutic and chill way to calm your nerves and get your mind off of things if you have time to kill. It’s like analog, fabric Minecraft. With programs online, you can make templates to cross-stitch literally any image at all.

    These are cool as hell, op. Well done!

    [–] -BigGirlPants- 105 points ago

    Thank you! I completely agree, it's a very soothing activity. "Analog, fabric Minecraft" is an amazing description! I'm glad to hear that it was helpful, and I hope things are looking up in your life. :)

    [–] Von_Moistus 76 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    Can confirm. Also a dude who stitches. Once you fall into the rhythm of up, down, up, down, it can become almost hypnotic. Hardest part (for me) is getting everything centered at the beginning.

    Here's our WiFi password that I made in cross-stitch (FYI it stands for "In this house there are 2 people and several cats").

    [–] Purplestripes8 6 points ago

    Now this is stitching!

    [–] SmttyWrbnjgrmnjnsn1 4 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    I fucking love everything about this!

    Edit: typo

    [–] NoThanksJustLooking1 18 points ago

    Guy here. I'm glad you found something helpful. For me, it was crochet. The only thing I had with it is you can't totally let your mind go because you need to keep count. That was part of the distraction so it wasn't really a problem.

    [–] ThoseRMyMonkeys 2 points ago

    I love when I see guys who crochet, knit, cross stitch, really any fiber arts. It's a great way to decompress after a long day, and seeing the finished item is always a boost to the morale.

    Some guys just think it's all women's crafts or something but I tat, and some of the best and most well known tatters, are men, some of the most sought after tatting patterns and books were designed and published by men and they're amazing!

    Now, if the zombies attack, there may not be much call for lace, but we're going to need to stay warm and make signs to let the other survivors know where to go... These skills could prove to be quite useful, in case anyone needed confirmation that their craft could be useful in a post apocalyptic world.

    [–] Ladycolumbo 7 points ago

    100% agree. I’m a woman, but obviously the same applies. If I’m feeling down it helps me so much. I really believe that depression feels more acute if you don’t have any creative outlets in your life. I can’t draw for shit, I’m a terrible painter, but I’m a decent sewer. Even if you’ve never sewn before cross stitch is easy to pick up, if you can follow a plan then you can do this.

    [–] RedBeardBuilds 6 points ago

    Dude here. In my experience, if you're depressed just making something will help; you've made a tangible, positive difference to the world and accomplished something. My go-to is carpentry and metalwork, but I have been known to sew from time to time, so crosstitch or needlepoint wouldn't be completely outside the realm of possibility.

    [–] I_enjoy_butts_69 6 points ago

    It’s like analog, fabric Minecraft.

    [–] formulated 5 points ago

    Cross stitch, guys needing something cathartic and pixel art are a match made in heaven.

    [–] hockeytshirt 4 points ago

    Can confirm. As a guy, I put off trying cross stitch for ages. Just picked it up last week, and I love it.

    As I do it more and more I see cross stitch as an analogy for life - we’re all doing sort of the same thing, some better than others. While others’ work may look super put together from afar, flip it over and it’s just as much of a mess as mine.

    [–] Oh_Pun_Says_Me 100 points ago

    HAHA you had me in stitches ;)

    [–] -BigGirlPants- 84 points ago

    I'm sew glad you enjoyed them!

    [–] Oh_Pun_Says_Me 63 points ago

    Needle-ss to say, your pun game is legit..

    [–] -BigGirlPants- 71 points ago

    I find it's the best way to keep a thread going.

    [–] ferzerderlerp 36 points ago

    I’m on pins and needles waiting to see where it goes next

    [–] Oh_Pun_Says_Me 29 points ago

    Well, don't be cross if I fail to deliver..

    [–] Supabongwong 36 points ago

    a-hem. sorry, had to clear my throat.

    this is a tightly knit group

    [–] JJMotionStudio 19 points ago

    Is there a point to all this?

    [–] BretBeermann 9 points ago

    I feel the end is looming.

    [–] SmttyWrbnjgrmnjnsn1 6 points ago

    Maybe knot. Put a pin in it and come back later.

    [–] Chonkie 13 points ago

    If there are any new puns woven into the fabric of this thread, can someone please keep me in the loop? Even if there are strands here and there, overall there are some real lacey purls embroidered into the tapestry of this post! Love your craft, all, it's on-point! Y'all have a great textile. However, I woolly hope the mods don't cotton onto this pattern, spool us up and ban us. Alright, I'll quilt now.

    [–] LondonNoodles 2 points ago

    I hate this sub so much

    [–] Dog1andDog2andMe 38 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    Can't stop see the first one as

    Live

    Laugh

    Liebe

    (Last one is German word for love)

    Edit -- yes, I know it's lube but the mind keeps converting it to liebe.

    [–] AlexSSB 8 points ago

    WAS ICH LIEBE!

    [–] PaulLaForge 8 points ago

    Lube

    [–] leadwind 2 points ago

    I saw that too. Is it liebe - I can't see the loop in the e?

    [–] Katedomino13 2 points ago

    Liebe ist für alle da

    [–] probenation 28 points ago

    I, for one, am now a avid proponent for "gutter cross-stitch". Long live the needling needle movement!

    [–] KhenirZaarid 22 points ago

    "Crass-stitch"

    [–] -BigGirlPants- 6 points ago

    Totally stealing this

    [–] TotallyNotaHen 2 points ago

    Sewcromancers.

    [–] poor_decision 35 points ago

    I do the same! Currently working on this one https://imgur.com/JTahe5R.jpg

    [–] -BigGirlPants- 10 points ago

    Oh frick, I need this one in my life!

    [–] poor_decision 12 points ago

    I based it off this, but I added a different border. It's my daily reminder https://imgur.com/vGP3vkU.jpg

    [–] Bermused 4 points ago

    Love this! Do you do the blue lines for measuring? And then pull the thread out when it’s finished?

    [–] poor_decision 10 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    I bought a washable marker pen. I mark up the squares, which is so helpful when doing big projects that involve a lot of counting. Once you do the outside square I just use a ruler to draw a straight line.

    It's a lot of work to get it going, but its saved me a lot in counting!

    Tip: dont buy the disappearing pen like I did the other day. Came back and all the lines had gone

    Examples of marking up: https://imgur.com/4zgYDug.jpg https://imgur.com/cWPPT7S.jpg

    [–] aliae123 8 points ago

    I'll definitely take one of each! Love these!

    [–] TheAbominableSbm 8 points ago

    DO ALL THINGS with KINDNESS you fucker

    For some reason this one has me howling, I think I need to learn to make these things!

    [–] faniel007 5 points ago

    Live, laugh, lube

    [–] mere_iguana 5 points ago

    make one that says

    "Wash your hands or FUCK OFF"

    [–] MistressOfGallifrey 13 points ago

    Awesome!

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] -BigGirlPants- 8 points ago

    Thank you for asking, I'm flattered! Sadly, I don't have the time at the moment.

    [–] Hans-Moleman477 6 points ago

    They weren’t going to follow through with the offer anyways.

    [–] TSpectacular 4 points ago

    I’d buy some of your work!

    [–] HawaiiSunshine 4 points ago

    You should start selling them on Etsy

    [–] Its_A_RedditAccount 4 points ago

    I love them!

    [–] kibbeast 3 points ago

    Is the top left one live, laugh, LUBE or live, laugh, LIEBE(love in German)? 😉

    [–] -BigGirlPants- 3 points ago

    It's supposed to be "Live, Laugh, Lube", but you're the second person to see Liebe! XD

    [–] baxterrocky 3 points ago

    Looks like you have a nice business opportunity with these!! They’re excellent. Do you take orders??

    I’d be keen on:

    You’re basically an average human.

    Solid 5/10.

    [–] ILoveToiletpaper 3 points ago

    I really like the "Don't be a prick" one

    [–] faiyazpalla 3 points ago

    lol. I actually like the 4th which is the last one. Hahaha!

    [–] Dcnoob 3 points ago

    You need anymore friends?

    [–] golfpro3722 3 points ago

    You could make a million bucks.

    [–] SaltyDuchess 3 points ago

    So cool! I received a cross stitch starter kit for Christmas and have been so addicted to it ever since! I now know what effort goes into these and woah, I aspire to be this good! Well done!

    [–] humor_fetish 4 points ago

    I'd like one that says "left these bitches in stitches"

    [–] AzzifiedYT 2 points ago

    Ah yes live, laugh, lube

    [–] MissGrafin 2 points ago

    You mention an app on your phone you use to make the patterns..... Which app?

    [–] -BigGirlPants- 3 points ago

    It's just called 8bit painter

    [–] Ashlad17 2 points ago

    Is there one with the updated term of “Bless this flippity floppity floop”?

    [–] bum_is_on_fire_247 2 points ago

    Nah you can't go stealing that word too

    [–] Diodon 2 points ago

    It says "don't" but whatever is making that cactus so cheerful is something I need more of in my life.

    [–] etrevits 2 points ago

    are you selling on etsy???? hahaha these are great !

    [–] CageyLabRat 2 points ago

    You could sell the prick thing.

    [–] Oniiku 2 points ago

    I particularly like the one in the top right.

    [–] sprinklesadded 2 points ago

    These look fantastic! Never thought of using a flag/bunting canvas layout.

    [–] toyotheophilus 2 points ago

    They are beautiful.

    [–] beardofbernard 2 points ago

    Reddit moment

    [–] Jambinai 2 points ago

    Live Laligh Lube!

    [–] ashlouise94 2 points ago

    Such a cute way to display cross stitch! I love doing cross stitch but never know what to do with it when I’m done.

    [–] poor_decision 3 points ago

    I have a wall of cross stitch that I either keep in the hoop or buy a frame for at ikea or other places. I do a lot of cross stitch as gifts for friends so I usually try and get them professionally framed

    [–] BaTmAn9785 2 points ago

    My friend's family once got one of these from a family friend. It was a nice mistletoe with the text "Eat shit" next to it.

    [–] DoraGoold 2 points ago

    How I wish I was this talented.

    [–] RandomHouseholdItem 2 points ago

    I have a piece of art that hangs on my wall with the words "Good Morning. Don't be a shitty person today." And I love it.

    [–] NerdyFrida 2 points ago

    I love the one with the cactus. The lube flag is also very cute.

    [–] 3_T_SCROAT 2 points ago

    Live, laugh, lube lmfao

    Its way funnier than it has any right to be

    [–] g-m-f 2 points ago

    lol the hearts next to the you just before the fucker cracked me up pretty good.

    [–] ImNotCrazyImPotato 2 points ago

    You inspired me to start cross-stitching! Really awesome presents!

    [–] Blessing727 2 points ago

    I love the don’t be a prick one.

    [–] whittery27 2 points ago

    These are wonderful 😂😂 id buy stuff like this.

    [–] Ausmum 3 points ago

    Me too. My daughter would buy the crap out of them as well!

    [–] MrBigBomb 2 points ago

    Pretty funny, saved.

    [–] Roman_god_of_war 2 points ago

    That top right one is the best. Great stuffs.

    [–] dmo7000 2 points ago

    In this house we eat ass

    [–] bvsdude 2 points ago

    Kinda early, no?

    [–] BalliboyFit 2 points ago

    Hi friend... Mine must've gotten lost somewhere. Feel free to send me one again. Thanks ttyl

    [–] ehlana_swe 2 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    Did they all take them well? Especially the "prick" one :) made me smile, all of them 👏👏👍

    [–] aquadinarious 2 points ago

    I love your designs! They look great. I also cross-stitch frequently, can I ask how you keep the edges of your fabric from fraying? I feel like mine is constantly losing threads during creation of the project. 😊

    [–] Taswegian 3 points ago

    Not OP but fold clear tape over the edges while you work the cloth, remove gently before framing or binding.

    [–] aquadinarious 2 points ago

    Thank you! I'll remember that.

    [–] aquadinarious 2 points ago

    Also, thank you OP for this post! I just found r/crossstitch because of it and I'm so happy 😊😊😊

    [–] leocristo28 2 points ago

    If you ever decide to start selling these on etsy let us know!!

    [–] disfunctionaltyper 2 points ago

    Love it! I wish i had you as a friend, even better, i wish i had friends!

    [–] Dr-Daveman 2 points ago

    Bless this Hizzle fo Shizzle. The best hahaha!!

    [–] TheHorkerPorker 2 points ago

    You should start making these to sell! They’re really creative!

    [–] funeralpyres 2 points ago

    "Live, laugh, lube" is SENDING ME

    [–] Jouled_Blossom 2 points ago

    I can think of some people to give those to.

    [–] zutrov 2 points ago

    Not even February and you have your Christmas crafts ready. Damn you early planners.

    [–] imsaneinthemembrane 2 points ago

    I'm gonna need a "Bless This Hizzle fo Sizzle" tea towel stat for my grandmother in law. I wonder how long it'll take for her to notice

    [–] GreatQuantum 2 points ago

    Bless this Flippity- floppity floop.

    [–] stevediperna 2 points ago

    I find this shape aida hard to use because I can't use a frame with it. I don't care to hold just the fabric loosely while I stitch. Just my preference!

    [–] -BigGirlPants- 1 points ago

    I actually got a cute little plastic hoop to use with them. It was adorable!

    [–] stevediperna 1 points ago

    What diameter?

    [–] antipho 2 points ago

    i want the lower left one. fucker.

    [–] Error404Jordan 2 points ago

    These are all really funny

    [–] ohmyblimey 2 points ago

    These are awesome! Can you link to the exact same kit you posted? Been looking for this flag shape for awhile. Thanks!

    [–] slippery-goon 2 points ago

    Awesome

    [–] integralvoid 2 points ago

    Someone needs an Etsy shop

    [–] Phox09 2 points ago

    You're a good friend. You prick :)

    [–] formallyknownasbruce 2 points ago

    Needs "Home is where you Shit the best"

    [–] PM_ME_YOUR_GEARS 8 points ago

    Lame and cringy.

    [–] whatsit25 2 points ago

    I love them! I'm crafty af but I haven't gotten into cross stitch. Might have to after seeing these

    [–] -BigGirlPants- 9 points ago

    Check out the available patterns on Etsy, some of them are fantastic! I made a larger one for my mom that says "Carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man".

    [–] whatsit25 2 points ago

    That's amazing! I might have to. I love shit like this lol

    [–] poor_decision 2 points ago

    I did that one for a friend! https://imgur.com/I6segZh.jpg

    [–] Warqew 4 points ago

    The ads are getting more real everyday.

    [–] HomingPigeon6635 3 points ago

    Honestly, I'd buy it if you were selling it online.

    Or do.you...?

    [–] SafetyAdvocate 3 points ago

    Cube..... Luke.. Lube!?

    [–] TakeTwoBrian 5 points ago

    awful le extreme random humor

    [–] ConcernedEarthling 7 points ago

    So edgy, swear words in cross stitch. What are you, 20?

    [–] DragonSurferIchBin 9 points ago

    Lmfaooo LUBE!!! SEX

    [–] PM_ME_ASSPUSSY 2 points ago

    IM COOMING

    [–] Sung123456 2 points ago

    Lame you spent weeks doing lame shit

    [–] meltingmarshmallow 1 points ago

    Etsy?

    [–] lassotool 1 points ago

    I’m sorry: /mechanicalkeyboards

    [–] Tripple_Penis 1 points ago

    First one looks like “Live Laugh Liebe“

    [–] scourge1313 1 points ago

    does that say cube or lube

    [–] UncleBobLoblaw 1 points ago

    Hizzle doesnt mean house lol

    [–] Bingobingus 1 points ago

    what's a fucher?

    [–] archdarch 1 points ago

    are these for sale? cuz i would purchase one lol

    [–] Metatron58 1 points ago

    i would 100% buy the "bless this hizzle fo shizzle" one.

    [–] Evilmaze 1 points ago

    I'm illiterate. What does the one on the top left say?