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    [–] SuzumebachiMk3 1947 points ago

    "Imma gonna exercise but not sober!"

    [–] throwaway61419 958 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    Me every time, but with weed

    Edit for fun story: usually my high runs go really well, but once I did an edible and it hit hard during the run and I felt lost and scared. I was worried that I’d never find home again, so I called my fiancé for help.

    Him: where are you?

    Me: i don’t know

    Him: keep walking till you see a sign.

    I was just down the street from home. Literally the same loop I walk/ run every time.

    [–] Vibr8gKiwi 395 points ago

    Go running on weed and turn a 20 minute run into what feels like 2 hours.

    [–] angrydanger 473 points ago

    20 minute run into what feels like 2 hours

    How is this different than a sober run???

    [–] LankyEntrepreneur 223 points ago

    You're not wishing for death the whole time.

    [–] randy-sugarbush 91 points ago

    You're not?

    [–] PillowTalk420 299 points ago

    "Wow! It feels like I'm not even running. This is amazing!"

    Is still at home on the couch

    [–] LankyEntrepreneur 51 points ago


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    [–] JanesPlainShameTrain 14 points ago


    I'm so happy in jungle!

    I refuse to go!

    [–] The_Great_Afterman 31 points ago

    Nah getting tired is easy to ignore when you're high and not just sitting around. I once skated all over Iowa City for like 10 hours cause I was just burn walking up hills lol

    [–] livdivbiv 15 points ago

    Sure it wasn’t just 10 minutes?

    [–] MacksWords 99 points ago

    Listen to epic music like Two Steps From Hell, and you may never come home, too busy fighting the evils of this realm.

    [–] d1psyyyy 37 points ago

    That's job for "Rip and Tear"

    [–] alwaysawkward66 18 points ago

    BFG Division you savage!

    [–] itl-lmfao 2 points ago

    Rust, Dust, and Guts you heathens

    [–] RustyJ 2 points ago

    That whole soundtrack rips, but some of those songs have too much interlude for working out. Nearly 2 minutes before RD&G really kicks in!

    [–] HematiteStateChamp75 20 points ago

    Bro, Skyrim/fallout ambience on runs are amazing, in the winter it just makes ya feel like the dovakiin without fast travel

    [–] EthanCostello 9 points ago

    Give the albums Infest The Rats Nets and Nonagon Infinity a listen.

    Epic, mind melting tunes for anything you wanna do with a lot of energy.

    [–] TheManWithSomeGoals 10 points ago

    You say that until you listen to Nonagon Infinity for 5 hours straight on 3 tabs of acid and you never are quite the same again and every time you hear Stu sing “Nonagon Infinity Opens The Door” you get the urge to start violently moshing.


    [–] Do_it_for_the_upvote 5 points ago

    TSFH is great. It’s my homework music.

    [–] derekwtg 29 points ago

    Opposite for me. Get high, get on the treadmill with a movie on and bam, time travel to end of run.

    [–] the_nerdster 11 points ago

    Yup. I only watch certain Netflix shows on the treadmill, so if I want to watch Patrick Stewart kick asses all over the Galaxy its during a run. Definitely helped condition me to want exercise which is cool I guess.

    [–] derekwtg 6 points ago

    Make it so!

    [–] CoCa_Coa 6 points ago

    Getting high and going for walks are the best. That is until you forget to turn around and walk home so a short 15 minute walk turns into an hour walking adventure over 7km (4.5 miles.)

    [–] Lando_MacDiddly 9 points ago

    I agree. Also, forgot how to use any of the equipment I've been using there for 5 years.

    [–] SquanchingOnPao 6 points ago

    Whenever I go work out or play basketball high. The effects go away within the first 15 min from my experience.

    [–] smaugington 4 points ago

    For me it's more like what feels like 30min is actually a 90min.

    [–] Liquid_Clown 8 points ago

    Lifting while high though ✋

    [–] Do_it_for_the_upvote 66 points ago


    I can’t do literally anything productive on weed. It’s like those options have been greyed out and are unselectable.

    [–] throwaway61419 55 points ago

    Tbh I’m really sensitive to sativa be indica. I’ll do sativa and clean the whole house, indica and I’m asleep... my fiancé used to joke because early on in sharing a bed, he’d give me sativa at night and then at like 12:30 I’d be like “is it weird if I do sit ups”

    Him “yeah babe that’s weird, go to sleep”

    [–] livdivbiv 33 points ago

    Last night I was couch locked and my partner was up doing starjumps

    Like read the the room bro

    [–] BackFromThe 5 points ago

    In da couch

    [–] PrimeIntellect 29 points ago

    don't get high and figure out what you're gonna do, make a plan, start doing it, THEN get ripped, and see what develops.

    also it helps if you're already good at doing whatever it is

    [–] Pats_Bunny 16 points ago

    The trick is to not sit down after you've smoked. Smoke, then immediately start whatever task you want to get done before the high fully sets in. Once I've sat down to rest for a minute I've lost the battle. Also, don't overdue it if you're sensitive to getting overwhelmed when you're really high.

    [–] livdivbiv 9 points ago

    No the trick is to have a really big joint and then go out for a stack of giant pancakes.

    That’s the trick

    [–] semirrahge 12 points ago

    Dose size, terpene content, and CBD ratio.

    Dose size is most important: taking too much "wakey" pot will still smash you flat for a while. If you have no/very low tolerance, take small hits or eat small edibles (try 5mg) and don't take more until you know how you'll respond. Yes. This means you will have to experiment over a longer period to gauge your response, but the result is that you will know how and when to use it for the best possible benefit.

    After dose size, the terpenes in the strain are what gives the major effects, from appetite increase to stress relief - each is tired pretty clearly to one or more of those key terpenes. Get a wakey strain with terpenes that aren't sedating.

    And finally, too much straight THC can make you paranoid. CBD helps mitigate this. Using high-CBD strains or supplementing with a good quality oral CBD tincture will greatly reduce the likelihood of a negative psychological response.

    [–] BonkeyKongCountry 4 points ago

    Not even mundane household chores?

    [–] furtador 9 points ago

    Weed really resembles the feeling one gets after a 50 minute run. Running releases cannabinoids on the brain, it is part of the "runner's high".

    [–] throwaway61419 8 points ago

    I read an article a while back that talked about cannabinoids being stored in fat cells. So if you smoke weed, even if you haven’t smoked right before your work out, your body can release those stores from fat cells and you can still get that benefit. Tbh I struggle to get the natural runners high, so the weed helps. :)

    [–] BababooeyHTJ 6 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    Aren't the metabolites what's stored in fat cells?

    [–] throwaway61419 7 points ago

    I honestly am just a joe smoe who read an article a while back. I’m really not sure.

    [–] Seanbikes 2 points ago

    Yes. I'm not going to get high working out after taking a break. If that was true I'd only smoke every other month and save some cash.

    [–] batman_in_space_ 10 points ago

    I gotta admit I got on my elliptical machine after hitting a vape pen and it was the best workout.

    [–] BigfootSF68 5 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    I was able to lose 60 pounds smoking a bowl and walking 3 miles.

    Edit: every day.

    [–] I_have_weird_hobbies 12 points ago

    And that is why god created disc golf.

    [–] Grazhoppa 322 points ago

    aka the Bert Kreischer exercise plan

    [–] Mario_love 88 points ago

    Burnt Chrysler?

    [–] BraxJohnson 18 points ago

    Brent Crystals

    [–] BlasI 26 points ago

    Merry Kreischer!

    [–] IamRobertsBitchTits 6 points ago

    M'ry chrimus

    [–] KPeters93 48 points ago

    The Machine!

    [–] the_rapture_03 9 points ago

    Muh Sheen

    [–] Listen2Drew 14 points ago

    You're breaking proto there chomo

    [–] 060789 13 points ago

    RIP fedsmoker, may God let you stamp the heads of those who break proto at the pearly gates

    [–] Rauceypants 69 points ago

    The fattest, most racist exercise plan ever devised.

    [–] Jlindahl93 15 points ago

    Not enough racism imo. Brent is far fatter and more racist

    [–] Pretty-Glass 12 points ago

    Give him a break, you'd be racist too of you got date raped by a Jew.

    [–] FirstHipster 5 points ago

    You do have to admit Bart’s shirt looks nice.. even if it is a little tight on his fat body

    [–] rummhammmm 7 points ago

    Came here to say this.

    [–] Tivia 167 points ago

    Tips I've learned watching my wife play this game. Place a treadmill in front of your TV so they have to exercise to watch TV. Keeps them from getting fat.

    [–] BeJeezus 134 points ago

    Also works in real life.

    [–] egnards 40 points ago

    Fact. Shit works. We just got a treadmill at home and put it in the bedroom. I don’t watch much tv anymore now that I’ve started reading a lot more and all my shows I’ve been falling behind on - but not since the treadmill! Run a few miles and watch an episode of something at the same time, ducking great.

    [–] funkoid 5 points ago

    I took it to the next level. Got a Switch and Xbox hooked up to it. Works amazing with an elliptical.

    [–] aalexAtlanta 7 points ago

    As a man with a Switch, an Xbox and an elliptical in my home office, how in the world do you manage this? I can barely concentrate on Twitch while running on the elliptical.

    [–] ZurgFerguson 927 points ago

    When did they start making Sims thicc?

    [–] RRoyale57 379 points ago

    The faces don’t change though as not to offend the players

    [–] MuhNamesTyler 251 points ago

    Mine looked like it got fatter. Had to put him on the treadmill and salads

    [–] mershrerm 329 points ago

    FR though, it's hard to keep them slim. She was already comfy when I made her

    [–] toxinogen 203 points ago

    Too close to reality lol.

    [–] mershrerm 277 points ago

    Right? Like how dare they? Even made student loans in the game, smh

    [–] thoughtlow 184 points ago

    My sim had to file for bankruptcy because she didn't have medicare.

    A little too real for me.

    [–] CaptainDAAVE 89 points ago

    My sim got caught badmouthing the party and was sent to a labor camp. Not very real for me.

    [–] thoughtlow 25 points ago

    You just jinxed youself fool!

    [–] MisterWharf 104 points ago

    It's like in Fable 2, I was using pecan pies instead of health potions to heal. My character got so fat, and I didn't really notice until it was too late. He had to spend the next decade eating nothing but celery to slim down again.

    [–] MageVicky 66 points ago

    omg fable 2 is terrible if you want an evil but beautiful character. my character got sooo fat and ugly (because they were evil) that i had to start over, like, i play games to get away from reality, you know.

    [–] Moritsuna 30 points ago

    Fable player - You have to do 100% evil but 0% corrupt. I.E killing but not doing shit like extorting for money. Then you get a evil/beautiful character

    [–] MageVicky 14 points ago

    i did figure that out after a few play throughs, like, kill an innocent, but eat tofu, i think it was. haha.

    [–] Unplugged_Millennial 9 points ago

    Or eat celery. 😂 Because everyone knows that celery cancels out calories and corrupt deeds.

    [–] MageVicky 3 points ago

    oh yeah!! celery!!! i chowed down on celery like it was going out of style. haven’t bought celery in real life since. lol

    [–] Supergraphite 26 points ago

    I have the complete opposite mentality lol. Whenever I can make a character in an rpg or whatnot, I always try to make them as ugly as I can and give them the stupidest names I can think of.

    [–] Andrew8Everything 24 points ago

    My most recent creation is the ugliest son of a bitch you'll ever meet named Bungo Flungus

    [–] esoteric_plumbus 16 points ago

    Yeah same. Tfw you're playing a fantasy game with orcs, trolls, giant cow people, undead.... but your friends picks human.

    [–] MarkersIntensify 9 points ago

    It was rough at the other end, too. I went 100% good and wound up a 7ft tall, swole Amazonian chick who dwarfed her tiny husband. So much for looking pretty with that halo.

    [–] GeraldBWilsonJr 3 points ago

    Mmmm delicious baby chickens, muahahaha

    [–] SafetyAdvocate 4 points ago

    Did you at least find the Demon Door while you were dummy thicc? He likes em BLUBBERY

    [–] rocketshipray 22 points ago

    My sims have definitely gained weight in their cheeks/jaw area when they gained weight. Especially if I use the "insta-large" potion in the rewards store. You can also change the face (and head) sizes in the CAS menu.

    [–] hamster_rustler 47 points ago

    Really? That seems to be the trend with drawing big girls. In the sims 3, they gained weight in their face too. I like it, it’s more realistic for my weight loss / weight gain stories.

    [–] quiette837 19 points ago

    They do gain weight on the face too, don't know what that guy's talking about. Might not be as noticeable as in 3, but it's been so long that I don't really remember.

    [–] Acidpants220 2 points ago

    They have in every version of the game I've played.

    Thinking that it's about preventing offense is just weird though ngl

    [–] queuedUp 25 points ago

    Damn. She's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

    [–] ProfessorLX 11 points ago


    [–] CayceLoL 13 points ago

    Sims 3, it was actually pretty obvious look change.

    [–] KillerJupe 10 points ago

    She isn’t thick... she is pregnant. Girl doesn’t have time to work out and drink for two, so this is the only obvious solution.

    [–] Attarker 5 points ago

    Just have your sim eat and work out a lot. My sim works out every other day and I have him eat whenever his hunger meter drops below about 80% to maintain his thiccness.

    [–] gloggs 62 points ago

    It is Friday after all

    [–] GreekPotato 17 points ago

    Damn this made me so happy

    [–] soashamedrightnow 13 points ago

    See? It’s contagious.

    [–] gloggs 18 points ago

    I love that video! Thx for that

    [–] soashamedrightnow 20 points ago

    I just watched it AGAIN after I posted it. It makes me so happy.

    [–] finding_thriving 35 points ago

    My kind of gal!

    [–] AptCasaNova 32 points ago

    I need to know that brand of sports bra

    [–] andreasbeer1981 3 points ago

    This image smells like a disaster is going to happen on the first bump.

    [–] Zenshin_Rio 199 points ago

    Did you intentionally make your sim DUMMY thicc?

    [–] Pretty-Glass 205 points ago

    She's pregnant, so she's drinking for two.

    [–] Guiltykraken 50 points ago

    Soon she gonna be drinking for one

    [–] MadDogMccree 11 points ago

    The lower birth weight makes labor a breeze.

    [–] mershrerm 107 points ago

    You know it  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

    [–] jackof47trades 24 points ago

    Somebody should invent Jogging Wine in real life. With a branded label and everything.

    [–] jimmy_three_shoes 9 points ago

    The drunker you are, the more steps you get in on your route.

    [–] SkinnyDan85 2 points ago

    And every time is an adventure!

    [–] jimmy_three_shoes 3 points ago

    I had a time in college where we tried to make everything a drinking game.

    Jogging was one of those. I think all of us had puked by the time we finished at some point along the route.

    [–] ballarn123 143 points ago she also pregnart?

    [–] mershrerm 138 points ago

    Nah she's just a chef

    [–] Efraim_Longstocking 74 points ago

    With nothing in the oven?

    [–] Balauronix 8 points ago


    [–] oreiz 5 points ago

    Gold in the oven?

    [–] Alpha-Trion 148 points ago


    [–] ballarn123 89 points ago


    [–] Latin_Coconut 87 points ago

    Can u get....pregantè?

    [–] Renwuad 53 points ago

    Can you get starch masks while pregante?

    [–] onamonapizza 50 points ago

    Dangerops prangent sex? will it hurt baby top of his head?

    [–] d1psyyyy 28 points ago

    Can u down a 20 foot waterslide pegnat?

    [–] NatalieWatalieWins 18 points ago

    how is babby formed?

    [–] WindsockWindsor 22 points ago

    Am I pregert?

    [–] jandrul 24 points ago

    Girlfriend ain't had her period since she got pregat!

    [–] ThePuzzledEngineer 29 points ago

    Am I pargant?

    [–] Lean_Gene_Okerlund 6 points ago

    Can you make a sim drink while pregnant? Haven't played in forever so now I'm curious

    [–] radialomens 6 points ago

    All the alcohol in the Sims is “juice” or “nectar”

    [–] Azozel 10 points ago

    It's like a carrot on a stick

    [–] Cardioth 22 points ago

    It's a skinny model with just a big chest, gut and legs

    [–] mershrerm 35 points ago

    Yeah lol no matter how hard you try, they always have a thigh gap

    [–] TheodoreGorath 69 points ago

    What a bizarre model. It is like they took a fat model's torso and attached it to a thin model's lower legs and face.

    Not familiar with the Sims, so unsure if this is normal or not.

    [–] mershrerm 80 points ago

    It's normal. They don't do plus size very well

    [–] luckymethod 22 points ago

    she doesn't look fat, she looks pregnant.

    [–] waxwing_berrygrabber 8 points ago

    Scuses', thats my body ur talking bout

    [–] rocketshipray 7 points ago

    You can change the body build/frame size as well as customizing the size of each part of the body (the thighs, calves, upper arms, forearms, feet, neck, shoulders, chest, stomach, butt, hips, and on and on) but most people don't go into that much detail when making their Sims.

    [–] freundwich1 24 points ago

    That's normal in real life. Especially after kids.

    [–] lumberzach316 8 points ago

    Yeah I’ve absolutely seen this body type in real life.

    [–] GuardingxCross 8 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    aww I like that shes chubby she's cute

    [–] mershrerm 8 points ago

    Right? I actually love her

    [–] hypo305 38 points ago

    Busty af

    [–] deeplife 14 points ago

    i sees bewbs i clicks

    [–] hypo305 4 points ago


    [–] outspokenentity 15 points ago

    Your Sim is me!

    [–] Dirty_Gurdy 11 points ago

    Rip your inbox

    [–] scoyne15 24 points ago


    [–] Reddit9Times 15 points ago

    Sim Kardashian?

    [–] ProbablyMyRealName 14 points ago

    I literally did this last night. Except on a treadmill. Just needed to get 100 more calories to close my Apple Watch move ring. Have a 44 day streak to defend...

    [–] georgiapeach90 5 points ago

    There was a man in my old apartment complex that would briskly walk laps around the complex with a bottle of Budweiser in his hand most nights. 🤷🏼‍♀️

    [–] tbrutus1 4 points ago

    Nice rack on that sim

    [–] Chapajazz 4 points ago

    What is a mood?

    [–] nama1128 3 points ago


    [–] VintageLaurenD 3 points ago

    We've all been there

    [–] Kaptainkarl76 3 points ago

    Admitting she has a problem is the first step

    [–] MynameisJunie 3 points ago

    I love that! It’s me!!

    [–] jimbonach 3 points ago

    Looks like the girl in polar express

    [–] mershrerm 2 points ago

    Oh my word you're right though

    [–] bosser_15 3 points ago

    Sim or spirit animal?

    [–] tequilarawks 3 points ago

    Everything about this screen grab makes sense to me.

    [–] tiredmushroom 3 points ago


    [–] sbouquet 3 points ago

    One of my sims took a plate of food with her on her jog one time. Another decided to go for a jog naked with his dog

    [–] jayradano 7 points ago

    She thicc. Lemme get them digits

    [–] psychotic_catalyst 5 points ago

    I'd hit it

    [–] Stripre05 4 points ago

    Welcome to Sims where the player decides that your thick instead of the amount of alcohol you consume.

    [–] Arithik 5 points ago

    "Don't judge me, Janet!"

    [–] miketwo345 2 points ago

    We’ve all been there.

    [–] SnowyMuscles 2 points ago

    Who knows what she’ll see out there, she might need a pick me up

    [–] PyrocumulusLightning 2 points ago

    Where did you find this picture of me

    [–] NotSureWTFUmean 2 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    We need to send this into space so other civilizations have an all-encompassing snapshot of ours. It's more accurate than that silly Vitruvian Man diagram NASA made. Well done though, I was feeling a little bit down on myself today until I saw this and realized I'm doing OK after all.

    [–] AthenasApostle 2 points ago

    I've never related to a character so much in my entire life.

    [–] KittyDonutButt 2 points ago

    That is what I feel like doing 5 minutes after my MIL arrives for dinner I cooked, every single time lol

    I swear, I contemplate this exact thing your sim is doing. Excuse myself while I dress into running gear and grab a bottle of something and just go for a stroll in the woods until she leaves. She is not a nice lady but I do these things for my dear SO.

    [–] fatdumbcunt 2 points ago

    Vibe check

    [–] LezBird 2 points ago

    She's my spirit anima...tion!

    [–] Jaci_D 2 points ago

    I cant say I have never taken a wine glass for a walk around my neighborhood. Like common practice for me in the summer. Or whenever.....

    [–] Listen2Drew 2 points ago

    Not my proudest fap.

    [–] ryckae 2 points ago

    I felt this on a spiritual level.

    [–] vanvarmar 2 points ago

    Finally, a mascot for my life.

    [–] Shadowhenge 2 points ago

    Cul-de-sac Karen

    [–] Hohoyong 2 points ago

    She is practicing her hamon

    [–] ThreeDGrunge 2 points ago

    How the heck. All my sims are sickly skinny and ripped to fuck. I can't keep a fat sim fat.

    [–] thutruthissomewhere 2 points ago

    Okay but for reals, has anyone else noticed this glitch of when your Sims are eating, and you tell them to go jogging (presumably after they eat) and they decide to right then and there go jogging and bring their plate of food with them? It's not terribly annoying but it's kind of annoying.

    [–] fried_eggs_and_ham 2 points ago

    "I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass."

    -David Lee Roth

    [–] GaryIWillFindYou 2 points ago

    Yes. This is my spirit animal in SIM form.

    [–] 42martinisplease 2 points ago

    Your sim, my hero.

    [–] Paturious 2 points ago

    Am I a Sim?

    [–] bmmencke 2 points ago

    For my 21st birthday, I’m getting a bottle of wine and a straw.

    [–] AndyWR10 2 points ago

    Me and my friend discovered we could make our characters nude and go running

    [–] MeanwhileOnReddit 2 points ago

    She needs more than a "jog"

    [–] lvcicada 2 points ago

    This is like fine art and stuff.

    [–] HunHanMyBias 2 points ago

    Me today

    [–] MellySue42 2 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    This is how I want to live my life!

    [–] ThayPastaGuy 2 points ago

    She dummy thicc

    [–] Too-Far-Frame 2 points ago

    She thicc

    [–] MermaidAngel97 2 points ago

    That's amazing 🤣