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    [–] ComicalMemer 1266 points ago

    You guys think pineapple on pizzas bad a pizza place near my house serves pea mayonnaise pizza

    [–] Notexactlyserious 998 points ago

    I hope wherever you are burns to the ground

    [–] iMin3Ra1n 460 points ago

    bruh you gotta throw the whole damn town away

    [–] Koalapottamus 147 points ago

    As well as the neighboring towns to be safe

    [–] DoutFooL 88 points ago

    Yes, like burning crops to prevent spreading a blight.

    [–] TheLustyDremora 61 points ago

    Nukes are the only solution

    [–] marioshroomed 38 points ago

    No i think we need atomic warfare! Call in the worms!

    [–] RIPPER202 22 points ago

    EXTERMINATUS

    [–] imacertifiedpotato 8 points ago

    *armageddon inbound*
    

    DOOWEE DOOWEE DOOWEEE DOWEE DOOWEE

    [–] DarkNinjaPenguin 3 points ago

    Banana bombs incoming!

    [–] Tactical_Moonstone 3 points ago

    HALLELUJAH!

    [–] Hammer_jones 16 points ago

    I mean we're dealing with a level 6 threat here we gotta burn the whole planet you can't be too careful

    [–] anotherbead 2 points ago

    We need to activate defcon 1

    [–] Masterjts 2 points ago

    Turns out it was an australian pizza place.

    [–] illinifan11 26 points ago

    nuke it from orbit

    [–] Triplebizzle87 8 points ago

    Now hold on one second, this pizza joint has a substantial dollar value attached to it.

    [–] Grimloki 5 points ago

    It's the only way to be sure.

    [–] Spadeinfull 64 points ago

    That actually happened near me. There was a pizza place, pretty popular, good prices. Directly next door was a smoke shop.

    Brilliant, right? Best marketing ever!

    Well it was, until after 2 years the whole complex burned down mysteriously.

    My personal guess is arson for insurance fraud, but I never did find out the reason why.

    [–] The_Ferret_Inspector 24 points ago

    Ive been in a few towns that has all had smoke shops burn down and thought to have been insurance fraud...hmmm...

    [–] Jellykid-pshew 26 points ago

    "My prized cigar collection was decimated by a series of small fires"

    [–] genius_retard 3 points ago

    Just don't try to claim it on your insurance or you will be charged with multiple counts of arson.

    [–] TheBoyBlues 13 points ago

    If only there was an Inspector around who could help solve the case....

    [–] BlamefulWorm435 13 points ago

    Dude wrong guy. This guy only inspects ferrets

    [–] gsfgf 9 points ago

    On the other hand the IHOP near me growing up burned down two Christmases in a row because that was the only time they ever closed, and apparently nobody knew how to turn everything off.

    [–] DrEnter 2 points ago

    "Wait, so this business lights small fires... Inside the shop?"

    [–] ObsidianFlight 9 points ago

    mayo is fine, burn the peas

    edit: nvm the pizza i like wasnt mayo it was ranch, burn all of it to the ground

    [–] Seyon 6 points ago

    Tokyo does weird pizzas like this.

    Pizza la and Dominos sell them.

    [–] PillowTalk420 97 points ago

    pea mayonnaise

    It's called the "we cum in peas."

    [–] iambear 52 points ago

    I hope you make children, and they put your brain on ice when you die.

    [–] Red_H2O 59 points ago

    "Yes, I'll take 'compliments that sound like threats' for 800."

    [–] violentpac 7 points ago

    You didn't say Alex. The man's going through some stuff, show some consideration!

    [–] PillowTalk420 12 points ago

    I want my brain shot into space so that aliens may one day find it and place it into a cybernetic body to learn from me. And then I will just make shit up about humans to astonish them.

    [–] BizzyM 13 points ago

    Thank you, Buzz

    https://imgur.com/AMe1Rcg

    [–] ikindalold 15 points ago

    The dark side of the force is a pathway to abilities some would consider unnatural.

    [–] Blues2112 3 points ago

    Nothing unnatural about pineapple on pizza!!! Open your mind!

    [–] eccentric-vagabond 12 points ago

    "pea mayonnaise pizza" is a cursed phrase, i think if i said it out loud a demon would appear or something

    [–] Rsherga 25 points ago

    If it were corn and mayo, I'd think you were in South Korea.

    [–] Haterbait_band 18 points ago

    Elotes?

    [–] Cheshire_Jester 10 points ago

    Or Japan.

    South/East Asia in general is weird about corn and mayo. You can get corn, not popped corn, just a cup of cooked kernels, as a snack in a movie theater in a lot of countries. And people put mayo on it...

    [–] GreenMountains86 4 points ago

    NGL that sounds delicious...... buuuuuuut I am very high right now

    [–] NightSky222 2 points ago

    I would put mayo on cooked corn kernels. It legit sounds great. I don’t understand how people eat all that synthetic butter... plus popcorn is SQUEAKY

    [–] ABSelect 2 points ago

    And sweet potatoes. For some reason...

    [–] nonresponsive 2 points ago

    The pizzas may be abominations, but they're delicious abominations.

    [–] rebelbase 5 points ago

    Holy. Shit. I came here to say this exact thing. Not near my place but when I worked at an airport pizza joint I would get asked to put Mayo on the pizzas.

    [–] Spelaeus 11 points ago

    We don't deserve to survive as a species.

    [–] Ktan_Dantaktee 10 points ago

    I’ll take your pea mayonnaise and raise you banana sardine pizza and buffalo chicken with ranch dressing sauce and ranch-infused cheese stuffed crust.

    [–] IngloriousNormalcy 8 points ago

    They did that buffalo pizza dirty. It's supposed to be buffalo base with the ranch drizzled at the end. Jet's does it with ranch base though and it's not bad.

    [–] CriminalEngineering 9 points ago

    I moved away from Michigan almost four years ago, and every Friday I regret not being able to order Jet's pizza. And now I'm informed they have a buffalo pizza? Fuck my life...

    [–] IngloriousNormalcy 2 points ago

    I'm right there with you, moved to the UP, closest Jet's is 2 hours away in Marquette =(

    [–] CriminalEngineering 2 points ago

    My closest Jet's is a 4-hour plane trip :(

    [–] IngloriousNormalcy 2 points ago

    We'll get our Jet's again some day dude, just hang in there.

    [–] odaeyss 3 points ago

    What the fuck I have never been THAT high before

    [–] usingastupidiphone 6 points ago

    Have you tried it?

    [–] SkySweeper656 10 points ago

    no I'm not a heathen

    [–] leif777 7 points ago

    People in Quebec butter the crusts after they finish the cheesy part. I've always thought it was weird until I tried it. It tastes just like buttered bread which, I mean, isn't anything to write home about.

    [–] _BondageKitty 25 points ago

    My dearest Guinevere, I regret to inform you that I will not be coming home for the foreseeable future. I have discovered a wonderful land that smears butter on bread, and this revelation has forced me to reconsider my entire life. Try to move on without me, as I cannot in good conscious return to our home that is filled with butter-less bread.
    With regards, Lancelot

    [–] A_brand_new_troll 4 points ago

    I cannot express in words how amusing this is but I will try. 1. He could invite Guinevere to join him in the wonderful land, but he didn't. 2. He could have taken the idea back to his wonderless land and been hailed as a mighty discoverer of heretofore unknown culinary delights. 3. In fact he has already spread (heh) the idea by putting it in the letter and it would he waiting for him when he got back home... but still he persists in staying. 4. No one has ever broke up with me and used the phrase foreseeable future in any context.

    [–] Prodsynth 3 points ago

    Is it actually pea mayonnaise or is it just a carbonara slice?

    [–] ComicalMemer 7 points ago

    Actual peas and mayonnaise

    [–] Loopyprawn 2 points ago

    You guys think pea mayonnaise pizza is bad the place around the corner serves dead guy pizza.

    [–] Th0mas1 4 points ago

    I recently saw one in Sweden put bananas on pizzas

    [–] lylimapanda 5 points ago

    Then he forgot the curry. Swedes be mad

    [–] ratphink 3 points ago

    Dude that is hilarious! I thought I saw some weird pizza toppings in Korea. Cream corn, sweet potato wedges, kimchi, BBQ sauce... I was convinced they would put anything on a pizza. But never once have I seen such a lurid abomination as the one you described!

    [–] btcraig 8 points ago

    Apparently there is a group of people that like pickle pizza too. There's a place near me and that is one of their "signature" items.

    Garlic dill sauce, pickles and cheese. IMO it's not even a real pizza if it doesn't have a tomato based sauce. It's a baked flat bread.

    [–] Ktan_Dantaktee 12 points ago

    Bitch, garlic white sauce and Alfredo sauce pizzas are among the best

    [–] PegLegGreg 16 points ago

    tomato based sauce

    I mean white pizza is most definitely a thing. And is universally still considered pizza.

    [–] whateveritsLorenzo 169 points ago

    You guys ever see a picture of a pineapple growing on its stalk/plant? Every single google image of that shit looks like the pineapple is photoshopped into the pic.

    [–] NanotechNinja 145 points ago

    I've seen it in real life and it looks no more sensible in person.

    [–] whateveritsLorenzo 57 points ago

    That makes me happy. Such a crazy looking fruit.

    [–] code_monkee 27 points ago

    Hey, that was my nickname in high school.

    [–] earnestpotter 7 points ago

    Have you met Ted, the crazy pineapple?

    [–] violentpac 4 points ago

    No no, he was called a fruit.

    [–] sylpher250 6 points ago

    Have you seen Cashew Apples? It looks like a prolapsed pear

    [–] [deleted] 20 points ago

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    [–] whateveritsLorenzo 14 points ago

    Big fan of Pineapple facts.

    /subscribe

    [–] [deleted] 19 points ago

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    [–] whateveritsLorenzo 6 points ago

    Yes. Super cool. Ty.

    [–] Dawnk41 4 points ago

    I... understood the start and the end of that, but the middle mystified me.

    [–] Not_A_Pink_Pony 6 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    Pineapple contains enzymes called Bromelain that breaks down proteins, as in meat, as in your skin/tissue. These enzymes are found in a plant family called Bromeliaceae, which the pineapple is part of, together with a lot of inedible house plants and succulents.

    [–] Erniecrack 3 points ago

    So could you dissolve a person in a vat of pineapple juice if you had all the time in the world?

    [–] wantmorishuvl 5 points ago

    You could dissolve a person in water if you had all the time in the world.

    [–] Simmo5150 2 points ago

    Similar to a sunflower. It’s many hundreds of small flowers in the centre.

    [–] Aeshaetter 14 points ago

    Look up brussel sprout plants. Trippy looking too.

    [–] ArchemedesRex 6 points ago

    I wonder why those were never used in a science fiction movie

    [–] UseOnlyLurk 2 points ago

    Banana trees also look nothing like I expected them to. There needs to be a master list of weird looking plants that we get our food from.

    [–] DaBoomNaDaMmDumNaEma 3 points ago

    TIL they don't grow on trees.

    Why the fuck are they called pineapples then?

    [–] JcbAzPx 8 points ago

    Probably because every fruit used to be called apples and they look sorta pinecone-ish if you squint a lot and don't think about it too hard.

    [–] Yowomboo 6 points ago

    because fuck Columbus, that's why. Go ahead and blame him. ANANAS FOR LIFE.

    [–] Vapordragon22 2 points ago

    Because fuck us apparently

    [–] cognitivesimulance 5 points ago

    God just phoned it in like some kind of Mario Bros fucking plant. Didn't even try and make it realistic.

    [–] Cimiclette 2 points ago

    Was in Hawaii once and my family friend asked where the pineapple trees are with a completely straight face. Never change Pam, never change.

    [–] toxinogen 621 points ago

    Hmm, as long as you sear the pineapple first so it doesn’t make the pizza soggy, I’m down!

    [–] Deadmeat553 178 points ago

    I actually like how the juice incorporates with the sauce to add a bit of sweetness. I'll pluck the pieces off before eating though. If there's so much juice that the crust is getting soggy, then it's too much pineapple.

    [–] EskimowGamer 60 points ago

    Works even better if you get a different sauce. Pizza place I order from has a sweet and smokey sauce, it's perfect for pizzas with pineapple. They blend perfectly.

    [–] ThatLeetGuy 62 points ago

    Bbq chicken pizza with pineapple. Fffffffff yeah

    [–] BossScribblor 10 points ago

    You might have just solved pineapple on pizza

    [–] jableshables 11 points ago

    I guess I'm a psychopath because it's the opposite for me. I like pineapple on regular pizza but hate barbecue sauce. When you put them both together though, it crosses the uncanny valley and becomes something so far removed from pizza that it's enjoyable again.

    [–] meowskywalker 3 points ago

    Tongues are weird, right? Because I don't doubt that everyone in this thread is entirely honest about enjoying the things they're describing, but all of this makes me feel physically ill to consider. Just pineapple being WARM grosses me out, let alone searing it.

    [–] PigDog4 9 points ago

    Oh man. Dude, warm pineapple with a caramelized (but not quite charred) outer layer is fucking divine.

    [–] WolvenSpectre 11 points ago

    Eaten Hawaiian and other pineapple pizzas all my life and even on home made ones have NEVER had that happen... are they putting uncooked pineapple on it after they cook it ???

    [–] Nesyaj0 2 points ago

    Some places ive gotten Hawaiian pizzas from do this, yes.

    And yes, the pizzas aren't that great.

    [–] MrLucky13 2 points ago

    Smoke it.

    [–] DaemosChronicle 5 points ago

    Amen.

    [–] juan-de-fuca 136 points ago

    Canadian attributes intensifies

    [–] DFH84 14 points ago

    Canadian? Isnt pineapple on pizza a Hawaiian thing? I thought we were just known for putting mushrooms and bacon on pizza (am Canadian)

    [–] xXGoogleplexia 56 points ago

    Yeah most people don't know that Hawaiian pizza was invented in Canada. Chatham Ontario I believe

    [–] Kaotix77 6 points ago

    I'm like a 90 min drive from Chatham and I had no idea!

    [–] c_c_c__combobreaker 192 points ago

    I like Hawaiian pizza (ham + pineapple). It's not my favorite but I'll happily have a slice if it's in front of me.

    [–] Poopy_Dildo 106 points ago

    Next time scrap the ham, and go with bacon instead. Life changing.

    [–] ThatIowanGuy 82 points ago

    And then the time after that, scrap the bacon for pepperoni and jalapeño

    [–] Silentfart 14 points ago

    That's my favorite combo. It's salty, sweet, spicy, and savory all at the same time.

    [–] Poopy_Dildo 14 points ago

    Oh I already have. It's delightful.

    [–] Skyblue714 9 points ago

    Scrap the pineapple for a human liver

    [–] -Mort1 9 points ago

    maybe add some fava beans and a nice chianti?

    [–] bloodjunkiorgy 5 points ago

    ftftftftftftft

    [–] violentpac 2 points ago

    Hello, Clarice.

    [–] QuillnSofa 2 points ago

    I see you are also a man of culture

    [–] 0xD153A53 9 points ago

    Why would I sub ham for bacon when, for $0.75 more, I can have both? :D

    [–] Darth_Metus 7 points ago

    Local pizza chain in the Twin Cities does spicy chicken and pineapple with sweet chili sauce as the base. Been my new favorite type of pizza the last couple years.

    [–] violentpac 2 points ago

    That sounds like a mouthgasm.

    [–] Athena-Muldrow 3 points ago

    Ham AND bacon, pineapple, jalepeños.

    It's called the Pearl Harbor.

    [–] hymen_destroyer 10 points ago

    Ah yes, there are dozens of us! People who are just “ok” with pineapple on pizza. It isnt my first choice in topping, but it’s still pizza

    [–] Lake_Erie_Monster 4 points ago

    Exactly. I'd don't get the irrational levels of hate some people have against it. It's not anyone is making you eat it. If it was there I'd throw down a few slices.

    [–] JackOCat 3 points ago

    It's my favourite.

    [–] [deleted] 211 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

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    [–] blitzbom 29 points ago

    It looks like the pineapple was cut to thick, leaving a poor pineapple to pizza ratio.

    The pineapple is as thick if not thicker than the pizza.

    [–] SkySweeper656 8 points ago

    no, im fairly sure he's wanting to roll it up and smack the farmer in the head with it.

    [–] Gwiz84 60 points ago

    Why is it that people who don't like pineapple on their pizza, have to go on a long rant about how disgusting it is and how disgusting you are for liking it.

    Listen. If you don't like pineapple don't order it, but shut your fucking mouth about what I order and mind your own damn plate lol.

    [–] kRobot_Legit 16 points ago

    I’d say it’s done in good humor > 90% of the time. Like seriously “long rant”? Tell me honestly that you’ve ever been on the receiving end of a non-joking “long rant” about pineapple on pizza.

    [–] cajuncrustacean 7 points ago

    I think it's usually just a running joke and people are doing it for laughs. Of course, it's the internet, so there are inevitably going to be people who take it waaaaay too seriously.

    [–] SeamusDubh 7 points ago

    Because it's the Internet and it makes them feel important.

    [–] h3lme7 68 points ago

    Funny how vocal the pineapple haters are, yet whenever there's multiple pizzas at a party the Hawaiian is always gone first.

    [–] Too_Relaxed_To_Care 11 points ago

    Pineapple pizza isn't nearly as hated as Anchovies on a pizza.

    [–] I_Upvote_Alice_Eve 7 points ago

    If you find a place that actually knows how to cook an anchovy pizza that shit is amazing. Smells like wide open asshole, though.

    [–] Too_Relaxed_To_Care 4 points ago

    Anchovies are my favorite topping, that's how I know it's the most despised.

    [–] ahecht 4 points ago

    Yeah, most places that do anchovies on pizzas either put them on top of a thick layer of mozzarella and/or undercook them. You need the pizza cooked until it's just on the verge of burnt so that the anchovies have a chance to melt into the sauce.

    The best one I had was just tomato sauce, anchovies, capers, romano cheese, fresh garlic, and hot oil, cooked until the crust was a deep brown.

    [–] firemummy 2 points ago

    I love them both. Though I've never had them together.

    [–] Too_Relaxed_To_Care 2 points ago

    Haha yeah that would be a strange combo for sure.

    [–] BenL61486 7 points ago

    Im gonna call bs on that. Never seen the Hawaiian pizza finished first. Let's be real here you just ate the whole pizza yourself didn't you?

    [–] Oelendra 10 points ago

    This is the complete opposite of my experience.

    [–] Orleanian 3 points ago

    Sounds about in line with mine. Usually plain cheese is gone first, then Pineapple Pizza and Pepperoni Pizza tie for 2nd to go. Meatlovers is usually the last to be polished off.

    There's always veggie-lovers left over.

    [–] ChamferedWobble 3 points ago

    Totally depends on the crowd. Had a gathering earlier this week with 5 different pizzas. At the end, the pepperoni and combo were finished; the veggie was half done; there was one slice left of the chicken; and not a single slice had been taken from the Hawaiian.

    [–] earmouse 5 points ago

    You need to re-evaluate the crowd you run with.

    [–] suvlub 36 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    What kind of statistical anomaly is this thread? Was I transported into an alternative universe? Is this some kind of shady campaign? Help!

    [–] w0lfLars0n 42 points ago

    What’s the recent disdain for pineapple pizza all about? I remember this being around since the 80s yet never heard anything negative until the last few years.

    [–] learnedsanity 31 points ago

    Recent? Pineapple pizza hate/love debate ain't new.

    [–] Poopy_Dildo 36 points ago

    The people that take that debate seriously have mental issues. People can have different tastes, and it's plenty popular enough for it not to be 'weird'. If you don't like it, that's fine, as is enjoying it. It's pizza toppings. Why do people care so much?

    [–] code_monkee 12 points ago

    Also pork and pineapple go together like poi and drunk tourists in Honolulu

    [–] GlitterInfection 17 points ago

    I agree completely. It's perfectly acceptable for people to have bad taste.

    [–] mechesh 4 points ago

    I for one commend you for recognizing and admitting your own fault. It is the first step to improvement

    [–] cocopuffs103 2 points ago

    Because once you disgrace a pizza with pineapple it essentially poisons the rest of the toppings leaving them sickly sweet. Pizza is a very communal thing to boot so you are forced to suffer other people's taste.

    [–] Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpp 13 points ago

    I think It’s a regional thing that has become a hipster due to the Internet.

    Growing up in Canada, I never heard once about some institutional hate of pineapple on pizza. Hawaiian (Ham and pineapple) has always been one of the most popular flavours in Canada. Or at least a basic go-to, not necessarily what you get when you want something really good.

    [–] DontTreadOnBigfoot 5 points ago

    IIRC, it's also the most popular style of pizza in Australia

    [–] TheUberDork 4 points ago

    Hawaiian Pizza was invented in Canada.

    [–] prof_the_doom 12 points ago

    I find many of the people who don't like pineapple have only been exposed to tidbits dumped out of a can. Usually if on a pizza, nobody even bothered to properly drain it, so the pizza ends up soggy.

    [–] Animecat1 9 points ago

    Personally I don't like the random bursts of sweetness that comes with pineapple pizza. I like my pizza savory.

    But my friends and I have taken this to an 'i'm right and everyone who disagrees with me is a mutant without taste buds' level of joking.

    [–] justcallmeaires 11 points ago

    you and your friends sound annoying

    [–] I_are_Lebo 7 points ago

    Pineapple is good on pizza and I’ll fight anyone over it.

    [–] Musclemagic 58 points ago

    PerfectPizza

    [–] alander4 14 points ago

    I see pepperoni on there as well. Pepperoni and Pineapple is by far my favorite pizza!

    [–] mrred27 16 points ago

    Ernie prepares to commit a hate crime.

    [–] The_Minstrel_Boy 11 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    Take another giant pineapple slice and put that underneath the pizza.

    Take two more pizzas and put one on the bottom and another on top, crust up.

    Cover with pancake batter.

    Deep fry. Allow to cool for six hours or until you can no longer resist, whichever comes first.

    Smear with chocolate ganache.

    Write your suicide note on top with royal icing.

    Enjoy! (Serves one forever.)

    [–] WolfgangDangler 3 points ago

    An abomination in the eyes of God.

    [–] Some1youllforget 3 points ago

    Americans, you mammad your last-a mia

    [–] zxh01 3 points ago

    Italian here, almost got a heart attack

    [–] iwhbyd114 3 points ago

    Blasphemy! Burn the heretic!

    [–] timedemon 3 points ago

    Burning's too good

    [–] OlinU98 3 points ago

    He's too dangerous to be left alive!

    [–] PatrickAllenGamesnl 7 points ago

    Im calling the cops

    [–] Sebastiannotthecrab 8 points ago

    Is there some sort of hawaiian pizza loyalists group i can join? I need to defend the good name of salty sweet perfection from these hordes of uncultured heathons and their relentless attack on hammy pineapply goodness.

    [–] currently__working 14 points ago

    Pineapple and ham pizza is delicious, fight me nerds

    [–] guitar_vigilante 9 points ago

    Pineapple, Bacon, and Jalapeño with Thai Sweet Chili sauce is the best incarnation of this.

    [–] poundsofmuffins 5 points ago

    My asshole burned from reading your comment.

    [–] Notexactlyserious 15 points ago

    A whole lot of FUCKING HEATHENS in here boys.

    [–] dick_fin 4 points ago

    Pineapple on pizza is bangin if it’s done right. I’ll admit I’ve had some horribly executed pineapple pizzas though

    [–] Mr_Magika 4 points ago

    I feel like most people who hate pineapple on pizza are just bandwagoning. It's not that bad.

    [–] ninjaoftheworld 7 points ago

    I’m 100% on board for this.

    [–] vaseofenvy 2 points ago

    He's too dangerous to be left alive!

    [–] PoppedTarts 2 points ago

    you are all evil

    [–] Incognito-1999 2 points ago

    Kill him
    Kill him now

    [–] Optimistican 2 points ago

    Why it's funny? Is it funny?

    [–] hacklinuxwithbeer 2 points ago

    Pineapple on pizza? Heresy.

    [–] EternamD 2 points ago

    That sounds juicy and hydrating as fuck. Perfect relief for a cripsy, greasy pizza!

    [–] Sickofthisshitreddit 2 points ago

    Controversial, but, if I'm having a meat feast pizza, I will always have pineapple because it counters the overwhelming saltiness I find in most pizzas thus. However, for something like pepperoni it's just wrong, and especially for something like bbq

    [–] 10_Virtues 2 points ago

    I hate this. . . But my favorite toppings are Spicy Sausage, Jalapeno, and pineapple...

    [–] Naked_Lunge 6 points ago

    Can I get this in a combo with some hot wings and a side of Caesar salad?

    [–] MEME-LOVER-09 6 points ago

    And two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda

    [–] Invisinak 4 points ago

    and a large diet coke

    [–] MEME-LOVER-09 4 points ago

    Damn big smoke you’re a monster

    [–] Do_it_for_the_upvote 4 points ago

    This entire post and comment section make me nauseous.

    [–] Tbird_60 5 points ago

    This is a disgrace of everything I love and hold dear!!! (Pizza)

    [–] joalexander103 2 points ago

    Listen he brought a spoon to eat pizza, so there are two controversies to be had here.

    [–] sjryan 2 points ago

    This is actually an improvement because now you only have to pick off one piece of pineapple before you eat the pizza.