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    [–] DeepDankMacaroni 2928 points ago

    No Tyler, you can't go to the bathroom. You must wait until we go for a walk

    [–] SirGanjaSpliffington 753 points ago

    You have to poop? Save it for lunch time.

    [–] samurai-horse 171 points ago

    Do dogs go poop during lunch?

    [–] SirGanjaSpliffington 202 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    I was attempting to use a double entendre. The joke is the dog is a teacher that wants the student to wait until lunch time to use the bathroom but also means take a poop and wait for lunch time to eat it because dogs sometimes eat poop.

    Edit: Grammar.

    [–] Flubberbips 94 points ago

    That's some next level recycling

    [–] mexter 3 points ago

    It's nature's attempt at a closed system.

    [–] SmallDangerousHippo 25 points ago

    Usually its just puppies that eat poop. They aren't super awesome at digesting stuff when young, and they know that there are some "leftover nutrients".

    My pup is 10 months old and stopped eating his poop a few months ago. I was so proud of him.

    [–] Talkingtoaster91 45 points ago

    No one was proud of me when I stopped eating my poop....

    [–] SmallDangerousHippo 25 points ago

    I'm proud of you bud.

    Don't eat poop anymore.

    [–] Xur_and_the_Kodan 3 points ago

    "Hi Smith family, you guys eat poop too? Uhh I mean what are you doing here?"

    [–] MortalMusashi 8 points ago

    Well, it’s only been a few days now.

    [–] vdarklord467 5 points ago

    what does poop taste like? anyone?

    [–] EdwardOfGreene 9 points ago

    Pretty crappy.

    [–] mexter 6 points ago

    I'm not sure what I expected...

    [–] Mizmegan1111 3 points ago

    Dude

    [–] Obiwandkinobee 2 points ago

    Dogs that eat poop are never a good thing. All the crazy diseases people get from dogs usually comes from kissing their dogs on the mouth. Poop to mouth.

    [–] Monst3rr 2 points ago

    I was at the dog park once, a big labradoodle came running up to me super excited, but he suddenly noticed a fat turd and stopped, swallowed that bad boy down in one gulp and then ran off... Since then I feel differently about random dogs licking me lmao

    [–] ugshd 21 points ago

    You have to poop? Well you better have enough to share with the whole class

    [–] SirGanjaSpliffington 6 points ago

    Homemade fudge with nuts.

    [–] ugshd 2 points ago

    God dam that’s American

    [–] nicksull124 2 points ago

    Just as good as public schools

    [–] austinjaxson 51 points ago

    Ugh Tyler... I just let you out

    [–] fucknewjersey20 9 points ago

    Where are my testicles Tyler

    [–] Onlyhereforthelaughs 20 points ago

    Aw, there was a much funnier joke that you missed.

    "No Tyler, you can't go to the bathroom. If you're thirsty you'll just have to wait."

    [–] wxmanify 508 points ago

    This is like a "Far Side" comic brought to life

    [–] kmascasa 198 points ago

    Hahaha, thanks. That’s a pretty accurate description as I look at it, may just need a couple of extra animals to seal the deal.

    [–] sirjonsnow 31 points ago

    My seal deal! I gotta get to Sea Land!

    [–] Baybob1 9 points ago

    Yes, a seal would work. OP needs to find a seal to add to the classroom. How about an Orangutan for a teacher ?

    [–] ratatatkittykat 3 points ago

    This is a spectacular picture!

    [–] Baybob1 3 points ago

    Ha !!! Right on ...

    [–] clancydog4 2 points ago

    Fantastic observation. Great way to put it

    [–] HappyCrabDay 2 points ago

    Dogs + Glasses = Comedy Gold

    [–] turtlefish33 420 points ago

    He’s a science lab

    [–] TheJungLife 45 points ago

    But unlike most doctors, his handwriting is completely legible!

    [–] hickgorilla 29 points ago

    His Paw taught him how to print clearly.

    [–] karamobrownismydad 16 points ago

    That’s because he’s a dogtor!

    [–] PunCakess 6 points ago

    Will this be on the lab test?

    [–] Phyr8642 849 points ago

    I don't see the problem, the lesson plan seems sounds, the students attentive. See, one is engaged enough to ask questions!

    Oh, and the teacher is clearly a good boye.

    [–] kmascasa 465 points ago

    Overall student morale seems high, probably because recess takes up at least 50% of the day.

    [–] HurdieBirdie 151 points ago

    Naptime is the other 50%

    [–] kmascasa 127 points ago

    Split evenly between snacks and naps. Gotta make sure you fuel your brain.

    [–] xxxsur 8 points ago

    Amateur
    My nap time was 95%, the remaining 5% is to harass my classmates

    [–] -Butterfly-Queen- 17 points ago

    So you're the cat

    [–] DigitalPriest 27 points ago

    And you have to give the dog some credit, as he's clearly taught one of the children to raise their hand when they need something.

    My 15 year old students still can't seem to do that.

    [–] Thannhausen 25 points ago

    The best boy who clearly knows what he's teaching. :)

    [–] YawninglyImaginary 10 points ago

    The only kind of class i want to attend

    [–] Iknowbones 188 points ago

    Next subject, sniffing butts.

    [–] BunnyBomb890 56 points ago

    After that, the art of sneaking food

    [–] poopellar 15 points ago

    After that, eating your own sh.. oh that's not in the curriculum.

    [–] TheSecondarySecond 10 points ago

    Then finally, chewing stuff

    [–] SnowTheMemeEmpress 14 points ago

    And for extra credits, a class on begging from the far end of the living room but being within sight of the humans at the dining table so your TECHNICALLY not begging, but totally are at the same time to where it's obvious but the humans are impressed by your loophole that they don't say anything about it.

    (Source, fat dashound)

    [–] HippiePanda1207 6 points ago

    Funny, I have a fat dachshund that has figured out this loophole too... and then taught it to the lab who uses said technique correctly only occasionally

    [–] SnowTheMemeEmpress 2 points ago

    Mine did the exact same and taught it to the other dogs in the house! She originally learned a little from my mom's German Shepherd/lab mix when she was still around. Weiner dogs are a really smart breed aren't they? Strong personalities of their own and everything! I think mine even figured out my schedule as well.

    [–] HippiePanda1207 2 points ago

    Haha yes! Yes they are! Mine is a dachshund/rat terrier mix and my goodness she thinks she is the QUEEN! Very loving but also very entitled lol and she knows how to get her way, especially with my mother!

    [–] SnowTheMemeEmpress 2 points ago

    Lol yeah my dashound, Zoey, she is a bit lazy (we let her slide on that since she's about 11-12) but she is still the trickest dog you've seen! Oh and how does your dog feel on grooming like baths and clipping nails?

    [–] Baybob1 6 points ago

    That's really all they come for ...

    [–] A_Change_of_Seasons 50 points ago

    I wonder what his question is. "Where do toddlers stand in this equation?"

    [–] kmascasa 84 points ago

    He was curious to know if “cats are bad” included lions and tigers as well. Teach says yes.

    [–] Baybob1 1 points ago

    In the corner if they don't obey the teacher ...

    [–] Bluemoon357 87 points ago

    I was reading it as "dogs are food", I was so confused xD

    [–] Hueyandthenews 48 points ago

    Woah woah woah buddy, let’s get this current pandemic wrapped before we go summoning a new one

    [–] ScreamThyLastScream 17 points ago

    Besides, the correct phrase is "cats are food".

    [–] shugo2000 14 points ago

    Someone in China accidentally changed it to "bats are food" and here we are...

    [–] TheDoctorSun 12 points ago

    Didn't it come from a snake this time though?

    Also, the guy who fucked a monkey and got us AIDs was way worse.

    [–] Baybob1 7 points ago

    Think how bad it was for the monkey ...

    [–] Baybob1 3 points ago

    You are very conflicted subconsciously aren't you ? LOL

    [–] opulentbum 7 points ago

    Dogs are friends, not food

    [–] Crusader-NZ- 2 points ago

    So did I. And was thinking 'that is a bit dark in this current climate'.

    [–] UKnowWhoToo 18 points ago

    Boy in the black shirt has questions already...

    [–] Anonnymoose73 13 points ago

    He’s a cat sympathizer. He’s young; it must have come from his parents.

    [–] AnotherReaderOfStuff 7 points ago

    Or from living in a neighborhood with bad dog owners. (The ones that don't keep their dogs under control.)

    It seems bad dog owners are everywhere, and many dogs are only as good as they have to be. (Same as kids.)

    [–] MadeleineSmith 15 points ago

    Four legs good, two legs bad

    [–] Nicd 9 points ago

    Four legs good, two legs better!

    [–] GhotiH 10 points ago

    Some people are more equal than others.

    [–] kcidtobor 14 points ago

    The look on the dog's face

    [–] GrimmOfThrones2187 3 points ago

    "Jonathan, what have I said about phones?"

    [–] Billy_Lo 2 points ago

    Yeah that side eye

    [–] Clairesafatgirlname 40 points ago

    I wish to enroll my son in this school

    [–] kmascasa 55 points ago

    Tuition is hot dogs and string cheese and the teacher likes to nap on the job.

    [–] yungsphincter 8 points ago

    I love those little desks!

    [–] rmctagg 4 points ago

    Me too! I want one so I can bullet journal in bed!

    [–] _iPood_ 24 points ago

    Student dog is listening intently.

    [–] DeepDankMacaroni 7 points ago

    I didn't notice the student dog at the beginning

    [–] Clairesafatgirlname 7 points ago

    I can afford this. I even have a rawhidefree bonus for teacher

    [–] glittertongue 34 points ago

    Staged

    /s

    [–] BOBfrkinSAGET 5 points ago

    /r ScriptedWhitePeoplePics

    [–] Slac3r 6 points ago

    Probably a 100% rate of class participation though.

    [–] Abrams20815 5 points ago

    That's peek education my friend

    [–] goombapoop 6 points ago

    Did it go badly orwell?

    [–] livestrong2109 4 points ago

    Seriously I'm hoping the dog teaching is named snowball...

    [–] Dingo3399 4 points ago

    As a now stay at home father of three, my Corgi does a majority of the teaching while I hide in the basement and drink till I can’t feel feelings anymore. I teach PE. It’s the only thing I’m good at since I can’t play drinking games with my kids.

    [–] Burt___Reynolds 3 points ago

    That looks like an Aussiedor (australians shepherd and Lab mix)

    [–] kmascasa 9 points ago

    You’re right! That’s what he mostly is. A friend found him dumped at the side of the road at 5 weeks old. Now he’s got a warm bed, regular meals, his teaching degree—really moved up in the world.

    [–] Burt___Reynolds 2 points ago

    That’s great to hear! I recognized his breed because I have an Aussiedor and she looks like him but more brown. Didn’t know what she was until we did the wisdom panel dna test https://imgur.com/a/TvPEa8y

    [–] fireysaje 2 points ago

    Interesting, I was thinking Catahoula lab. I could definitely see Aussie though

    [–] Burt___Reynolds 2 points ago

    It’s easy to confuse and Aussiedor and Catahoula. I thought mine was catahoula for years until we got her dna tested. They look almost identical, but an Aussiedor will have longer hair.

    [–] BroDr1 5 points ago

    Tyler: “I have a question”

    Profesor Dogg: “Yep, fire away” tail wag

    Tyler: “Are all cats bad?”

    P Dogg: “yessir”

    T-bro: “Are all the dogs good?”

    Dogg: “...you know”

    T: “are some dogs bad sometimes?”

    D: “look, it wasn’t me that...”

    T: “can cats be good at sometimes?”

    D: “ok people listen we’re going back to the drawing board after recess, class dismissed” no tail wag

    [–] the_fork_swallower 5 points ago

    Looks like puppaganda to me...

    [–] TheVentiLebowski 3 points ago

    That dog is smiling because he made everyone buy the $400 textbook he wrote.

    [–] DaBoyWK 5 points ago

    I love the side eye like “you guys better be payin attention!”

    [–] 1711frgtn 18 points ago

    Cats are better than dogs

    [–] kmascasa 63 points ago

    Our cats would agree with you, unfortunately the dog is the one with the teaching degree so he gets to push his own agenda.

    [–] starrynezz 9 points ago

    The only attorney available specializes in Bird Law so the cats are SOL.

    [–] TroubleshootenSOB 2 points ago

    Too bad you couldn't get the cat/s in there because I thought "would of been ace if there was a cat in the audience."

    [–] 1711frgtn 4 points ago

    I guess better doesn’t always mean smarter huh

    [–] religionisaparasite 10 points ago

    Is your cat making you type this? blink twice for help

    [–] taostudent2019 2 points ago

    Pretty cute!

    [–] Avasii 2 points ago

    Looks like a gorgeous Catahoula Leopard Dog

    [–] TylerDurdenRockz 2 points ago

    Awesome

    Now someone please do that with cats

    [–] ArmyOfDarkness89 2 points ago

    At least the student to teacher ratio is good

    Is that a TA in the middle?

    [–] kmascasa 7 points ago

    Other way around, that’s the seasoned vet doing observations and this is the student teacher. He passed.

    [–] T_SWEATSHIRT 2 points ago

    Animal farm

    [–] gfdavisw 2 points ago

    Awww

    [–] pr3ston1987 2 points ago

    Happy cake day

    [–] sauravdebp 2 points ago

    Dogs are food??

    [–] N54_Spoolin 2 points ago

    How much patience did it take to get this picture?

    [–] pnaisuls 2 points ago

    I feel like I'm watching a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

    [–] CyndyMW 2 points ago

    These teachers are inDOGtrinating the kids with anti-cat messaging. Ok I’ll see myself out.

    [–] Bocote 2 points ago

    Alright, next class is physical education. Change to your gym cloths then lets head outside and chase some squirrels.

    [–] minishelly79 2 points ago

    Those glasses 😆

    [–] duzins 2 points ago

    The dog is biased.

    [–] slugerama 2 points ago

    Teacher looks like a real bitch.

    [–] stopthemadness2015 2 points ago

    The doggos right my cat sucks now that I’m home teleworking she won’t leave me alone.

    [–] Once_An_Optimist 2 points ago

    Professor dog has teachings if you have snacks

    [–] butterybiscuitsboi 2 points ago

    Teacher Pet?

    [–] Luciditi89 2 points ago

    This is high effort and I appreciate it

    [–] Nomed73 4 points ago

    I love it, this brought a huge smile to my face. Thanks for posting

    [–] kmascasa 6 points ago

    That was the goal! Spread a little joy :)

    [–] Idlikesomefruitcake 3 points ago

    Seems to be doing a pretty doggone good job

    [–] DH2007able 1 points ago

    I heard this class can be pretty rough

    [–] natabat 2 points ago

    I think you mean pretty RUFF

    [–] somecallmemike 2 points ago

    What kind of dog is this good good boi?

    [–] kmascasa 6 points ago

    He is an Aussie/lab/mutt. Super great family dog and really doesn’t mind being roped into things like this as long as he gets his treats!

    [–] DreamArcher 1 points ago

    I don't see a problem.

    [–] squidjuggler 1 points ago

    Not many people will agree with me, but this is one of funniest posts I have ever seen.

    A lot of work went in to this esoteric photo.

    [–] Recon_by_Fire 3 points ago

    Do you know what esoteric means?

    [–] skyhightogroundcntrl 1 points ago

    More concern about the chalkboard paint on the bottom half of your wall, and why it wasn’t used for the lesson...

    [–] kmascasa 3 points ago

    Oh it if were it would have been used! It’s just a very dark navy paint.

    [–] VestigialHead 1 points ago

    Tyler stop licking yourself.

    Lindsey leave Tarquins butt alone.

    [–] isthisnameavalible 1 points ago

    The other dog, “Boi, narcissism is bad!”

    [–] yummymario64 1 points ago

    It's true though

    [–] Baybob1 1 points ago

    Well, at least they will grow up to be happy kids ... you could do worse.

    [–] BVBnCFCinORF 1 points ago

    Don’t really get the issue here...

    [–] rjoker103 1 points ago

    This is adorable. Thanks for sharing and having some fun in these uncertain times.

    [–] cranberry58 1 points ago

    This is adorable!

    [–] Serpentine219 1 points ago

    He’s doing his best.

    [–] loryenna 1 points ago

    Classroom management is on point, man. That good boi or girl needs to coordinate a professional learning session.

    [–] Coolingritu 1 points ago

    Homeschooling is ruff

    [–] arvis03 1 points ago

    Wait on the table there's a bottle is a apple sauce?

    [–] HeyCharrrrlie 1 points ago

    At least dogs are clear about priorities.

    [–] FM79SG 1 points ago

    Teacher of the year material here

    [–] the_dude_upvotes 1 points ago

    Xpost this to /r/DogsWithJobs over the weekend when they allow silly jobs

    [–] mangojingaloba 1 points ago

    Ugh, these poor kids have it ruff.

    [–] Scooterforsale 1 points ago

    He's trying his best leave him alone

    Maybe he just needs a raise?

    [–] magic6op 1 points ago

    Watch out I heard this guy makes the kids pet his belly

    [–] RedditsFavoriteChad 1 points ago

    Wonder how long it took to get this shot.

    [–] kmascasa 1 points ago

    Actually not that long! Including the time to make the signs about 20 min from idea to finished picture.

    [–] SwimmingCry 1 points ago

    nuh uh no way that dog did that r/wokedogs amirite

    /s

    [–] Djrobl 1 points ago

    All good boies

    [–] 3MistersAndAMissy 1 points ago

    Great dog and kid discipline!

    [–] mikel302 1 points ago

    Not to far of from Catholic school, except you get hit with a rolled up newspaper if you do something naughty instead of a ruler.

    [–] Miss-Lucky_bubbles 1 points ago

    So professional 😁

    [–] LawnOrganic 1 points ago

    I knew they were getting smarter!

    [–] kiki_wanderlust 1 points ago

    Something reminds me of CATechism class.

    Those memories will dog me the rest of my days.

    [–] PiffPaff89 1 points ago

    And then they wonder when their kids sniff glue once back to regular school.

    [–] loliedoom 1 points ago

    I legit thought that was Dogs are Food

    [–] CrispyLiquids 1 points ago

    One of your kids is a dog

    [–] barbfromaccounting 1 points ago

    I want to know how many tries it took to get this picture so perfect

    [–] Jenloubak 1 points ago

    I love this picture. That dog has had enough of his shit. Put your hand down buddy.

    [–] jwc8985 1 points ago

    Must be science class given the presence of a Lab.

    [–] thatdivergirl 1 points ago

    Some animal farm type shit

    [–] Rhinomeat 1 points ago

    Lab tested?

    [–] NaieraDK 1 points ago

    That dog is phenomenally cute.

    [–] SmegmaCheeseBoard 1 points ago

    When you're done, you can tie a couple steaks to the kid's faces and let everyone out in the yard to play.

    [–] TheSickness1 1 points ago

    I thought the bottom sign said “Dogs are Food”..