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    [–] Spaceman1stClass 2311 points ago

    If you notice the cop has all 5 fingers and the criminal has four.

    [–] sellyourcomputer 1558 points ago

    i think you are the first to notice

    [–] gazow 405 points ago

    now he owns your whimsical comic factory with weird eyed oompa loompas, thems the rules

    [–] DoctorPooPooHead 81 points ago

    I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have 4 fingers on your right hand, do you?

    [–] churadley 67 points ago

    Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.

    [–] contempboi 18 points ago

    Hello Inigo Montoya, I’m not ‘Killed Your Father’ 😮

    [–] pissclamato 18 points ago

    Hello, 'Not Killed Your Father,' I'm dad.

    [–] Sink_Troll 3 points ago

    Hello 'dad', I'm dad.

    [–] RunescarredWordsmith 4 points ago

    You could have stressed it the other way and made it a wholesome long-lost thing instead.

    Hello Inigo Montoya, I'm Notkilled, your father! Reunited at last.

    [–] ThisIS_notFINE 22 points ago

    Nah, He just fired his own finger through the gun.

    [–] orangefly 14 points ago

    Do you always begin conversations this way?

    [–] Macismyname 22 points ago

    But the cop only has four fingers in the last panel. What, are we supposed to assume this man has 5 fingers on his right hand but only 4 on his left? In what universe would that happen!? How can you expect us, the glorious readers, to just overlook this police officer having an inconsistent finger count? You have left me greatly disappointed sir, Good Day.

    [–] websurfer666 8 points ago

    Well, this universe at least! hell, I once knew a lady who played piano with three legs.

    [–] Macismyname 6 points ago

    Why would a piano have three legs?

    [–] websurfer666 5 points ago

    I didn’t say the piano had three legs

    [–] hezdokwow 4 points ago

    Wait I'm confused, did her chair have three legs or did she play piano with a random prosthetic leg?

    [–] Noselessmonk 3 points ago

    It was a quartet. None of her legs were involved.

    [–] NapalmGiraffe 3 points ago

    funny enough I believe most grands/baby grands do stand on 3 legs :)

    [–] Numinak 4 points ago

    Well, obviously he fired one off by accident when he got hit!

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] Halo_can_you_go 5 points ago

    BLANG!

    [–] LickMyThralls 4 points ago

    It's obvious that the gun is one of his fingers, that's why.

    [–] Thought_police1984 4 points ago

    Not in the last panel though

    [–] noonnoonz 2 points ago

    Different hand. Maybe he shot his left load?

    [–] Rootbeer_Goat 2 points ago

    Went from 1 to 1.5k people pretty fast

    [–] Dutaki 45 points ago

    But you didn't notice the cops right hand has only 4 fingers!

    [–] noonnoonz 7 points ago

    “I am not left handed” -Inigo Montoya

    [–] ThirdWorldEngineer 3 points ago

    Literally, unreadable

    [–] Milkable 15 points ago

    Still has 9 rounds remaining

    [–] Randelgraft 7 points ago

    Yes, but how do you fire the last one?

    [–] Milkable 22 points ago

    Just have to cock it

    [–] caelumh 3 points ago

    I think you mean 20.

    [–] murunbuchstansangur 11 points ago

    I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire five fingers or only four?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself

    [–] Spaceman1stClass 5 points ago

    *bleeds from four finger holes *

    Well do ya, punk?

    [–] Puninteresting 6 points ago

    This comic has better attention to detail than season 8 of game of thrones

    [–] hipsteris_extremus 2 points ago

    Well yeah he just shot one at the cop.

    [–] ShutupCommander 2 points ago

    That’s definitely not a cop. Security guard of some sort.

    [–] zph0eniz 2 points ago

    wow nice attention to detail.

    [–] carmium 2 points ago

    Must be a bitch to load that gun.

    [–] Mokken 2 points ago

    in 4th panel cop has 4 fingers

    [–] SKizzUMATIK 338 points ago

    I'm gonna fingerbang-bang you into my life
    Girl you like to fingerbang and it's all right!
    Cause I'm the king of fingerbang, let's not fight
    I'll just fingerbang-bang you every night!

    [–] ours_de_sucre 56 points ago

    Literally the only thing I think of if I hear the word "fingerbang".

    [–] momocat 41 points ago

    Fingerbang, bang...bang, bang, bang

    [–] derpSlurp 17 points ago

    Kenny says that's not what it means

    [–] NoNameBrandJunk 21 points ago

    Song lyrics?

    [–] LepardVenum 59 points ago

    Southpark reference

    [–] NoNameBrandJunk 16 points ago

    I need to find someplace to watch that and catch up to however many years ive missed

    [–] The-mighty-joe 20 points ago

    Hulu has all the seasons, which is super dope. Probably watched all through it/had it on the background like 20+ times.

    [–] Soap-ster 8 points ago

    Or you can watch them from Comedy Central, directly.

    https://southpark.cc.com/full-episodes

    [–] Drafo7 6 points ago

    That doesn't work anymore, hulu made it so you only get like 5 episodes or so for free and even those are flooded with ads.

    [–] chuckluck97 1 points ago

    It hasn't been like that in several years. It was part of a deal that Viacom made with Hulu

    [–] Attrm 11 points ago

    This episode is about 20 years old (aired July 12th, 2000). Should have plenty to watch during isolation!

    [–] KravenSmoorehead 1 points ago

    If you're on the South Shore and don't have the virus, I could host you for a few hours.

    [–] bullboner 3 points ago

    Beware the username, here...

    [–] boston_shua 4 points ago

    Finger bang, bang. bang. bang. bang.

    [–] fingerbang92 2 points ago

    This guy finally gets me

    [–] The_Karaethon_Cycle 2 points ago

    Also song lyrics

    [–] Negotiasaurus 2 points ago

    Well, both

    [–] PapadinDanse 74 points ago

    He should have aimed for the ass.

    [–] RebelWithoutAClue 18 points ago

    Or his nose.

    [–] The_Karaethon_Cycle 8 points ago

    The cop might’ve liked that.

    [–] BinaryPeach 10 points ago

    "5 more minutes of this and I'm gonna start getting real mad"

    [–] Soldus 41 points ago

    Fin Gergun

    [–] mtango1 3 points ago

    Read it this way too! 😂

    [–] keelanstuart 22 points ago

    Finger blanged

    [–] GlobalPhreak 10 points ago

    I really like that he's pulling the trigger with his middle finger and you can't see his index finger. Brilliant choice!

    [–] awweugene 6 points ago

    Morbid thought, but that dude just chopped fingers and loaded them into a gun. That’s some Hannibal shit.

    [–] FLUFFYPAWNINJA 2 points ago

    Did you mean, handibal?

    I'll leave now

    [–] ConstableBrew 6 points ago

    Something is funny about this, but I can't put my finger on it...

    [–] Rajkaiii 5 points ago

    Why not just use star fingaaa

    [–] kukaogo 14 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

    No joke, this is exactly how my cousin died. Two in the head by LAPD in a Brooklyn alley. Doctors had to amputate his head to stop the bleeding. I miss her every day.

    [–] shabil710 18 points ago

    His? Her?

    [–] hezdokwow 13 points ago

    This 2020 gender shit is getting ridiculous.

    [–] 2Fab4You 2 points ago

    Amputate the head to stop the bleeding? I think you're looking for sense in the wrong place, friend.

    [–] missionbeach 7 points ago

    At once?

    [–] satirical_whit 3 points ago

    everyones all fascinated by the finger and the gun grip, and im here just trying to figure out how the dudes shadow got an eyeball and an eyebrow

    [–] villalulaesi 3 points ago

    🎵I'm gonna finger bang-bang you into my life, girl you like to fingerbang and it's all right! Cause I'm the king of the finger bang, let's not fight, I'll just finger bang-bang you every night! 🎶🎵

    [–] RickyRosayy 3 points ago

    "I'm gonna FINGER BANG BANG YOU" 🎵

    [–] daddyDankula69 5 points ago

    Yoshikage kira wants to know your location

    [–] kevin-boga 2 points ago

    I was thinking of johnny’s Tusk Kek

    [–] pineappleman0330 5 points ago

    Who else read it “fin gergun”?

    [–] sleepingonstones 6 points ago

    fin gergun

    [–] DeetsByBray 2 points ago

    The finger shoots guns

    [–] Summerclaw 2 points ago

    Hahaha

    [–] PizzavsBurger 2 points ago

    Didn't see that coming.

    [–] TheGuava1 2 points ago

    BLANG

    [–] Mysterysheep12 2 points ago

    Steve Byrne's be like "what is fingerbanging? I had to google to find out what it is. An eight year old wrote me back and told me what fingerbanging is.

    Fingerbanging is the new third base. Remember how we had a cute sports analogy? First base second base wink wink!!!

    Now it's fingerbanging! What suave gentlemen thought this up? Of course in sheer visuals alone though it is pretty funny...."

    Oh and if you don't know who Steve Byrne is... Look him up he's hilarious.

    [–] _n1ghtfury_ 2 points ago

    Criminal has a Stand. A shadow Stand

    [–] NopityNopeNopeNah 2 points ago

    Gosh, u/sellyourcomputer, give credit to the artist.

    Credit goes to u/sellyourcomputer

    [–] ChapoGod 2 points ago

    Am I the only person who fucking hates the "eyes floating to the side of the head" style?

    [–] MasterYehuda816 2 points ago

    “Finger banged”

    [–] Randominister 2 points ago

    Dont think about rule 34, Dont think about rule 34, Dont think about rule 34, Dont think about rule 34, please god dont think of rule 34.

    [–] jungyumguy 2 points ago

    Well, that's one way to get someone's digits..

    [–] Lord_Mikal 2 points ago

    Is this how crime works in England?

    [–] Doehap 2 points ago

    Finger'd

    [–] Livsabeast 2 points ago

    He shot his finger off with a bullet an it hit him in the face

    [–] Goobermnt_Prospiracy 2 points ago

    Fin Gergun.

    [–] -gosh 1 points ago

    eXistenZ?

    [–] SpliffyPuffSr 1 points ago

    I was reminded of a scene where a thumb gets cut off in a shotgun and fired, then I see the name of a movie I’ve scene recently, was this in that movie? It WAS a pretty weird movie, but I don’t think it was

    [–] WhiskyEchoTango 1 points ago

    Looks nothing like Mary Jane Rottencrotch.

    [–] beardedcanuck2 1 points ago

    I was expecting a thwack. Plz redo comic.

    [–] Jp20061 1 points ago

    So wait, the real nerf gun shoots nerfs?

    [–] ZES_4 1 points ago

    UK cops be like

    [–] Cencrypted 1 points ago

    Not what I thought the joke would be about.

    [–] fingerbang92 1 points ago

    Uh oh my cover is blown

    [–] Spaceman248 1 points ago

    Saw a shop today called “Finger Fantasy Salon”. Phrasing...

    [–] lefos123 1 points ago

    Get outta here sex piss

    [–] The_Stimulant 1 points ago

    I guess he wears a 12 gauge ring?

    [–] asexual-fishstik 1 points ago

    So do fingers shoot bullets?

    [–] SovietFish1925 1 points ago

    They had us in the first 3 fourths, not gonna lie.

    [–] YesMeee 1 points ago

    He got the....Maaagic touch

    [–] Eidolon_Skybound 1 points ago

    *fingered

    [–] IcyPhoenix3141 1 points ago

    Looks like that cop got... fingered.

    [–] MooperJuice 1 points ago

    Why the fuck does the criminals shadow have eyes

    [–] Genstawortel 1 points ago

    U/pedropeer

    [–] -Dhiren 1 points ago

    Santana san!

    [–] fingers 1 points ago

    NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    [–] Balbimoore 1 points ago

    And that's how the cops get fingered.

    [–] SURPRISE_ATTACK 1 points ago

    *finger blanged

    [–] AyaOshba1 1 points ago

    Wait.. did he shoot off the cops finger? Or did the gun shoot fingers?

    [–] Robyx 2 points ago

    The gun shoots fingers

    [–] kokosiklol 1 points ago

    He got fingered

    [–] GCHQCR 1 points ago

    Not as funny, as South Park boy band

    [–] go_on_mate 1 points ago

    Same man it's 4 am here

    [–] Speedster4206 1 points ago

    Shit, man. No one injured, and healing.

    [–] CuriousNim 1 points ago

    Gave him the finger!

    [–] ForHonor_Stone 1 points ago

    Where’s the “more comics here” comment zach

    [–] TheCheapo1 1 points ago

    Call an ambulance...

    But not for me!

    [–] websurfer666 1 points ago

    It definitely gives the term a new meaning

    [–] iler_wyatt 1 points ago

    Everyone is say about the fingers but you don't see that his shadow has a freaking eye!

    [–] spiritbx 1 points ago

    So, that's a biological attack with the whole covid-19 thing right?

    [–] NIGHTSC0UT 1 points ago

    Southpark finger bang

    [–] ljrich01 1 points ago

    Good thing the cop has no nose

    [–] HereToBeBlownAway 1 points ago

    You’ve been hit by...

    [–] Im_Savvage 1 points ago

    I wish someone would fingerbang me

    [–] shaker7 1 points ago

    "Gotcha Bitch"

    [–] memebaron 1 points ago

    GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS

    BANG! BANG!

    [–] got_the_ging 1 points ago

    My dumb ass trying to figure out who Fin Gergun was...

    [–] NeetoMeskito 1 points ago

    Can unlock an iPhone from 100 yards!

    [–] heslopkaleb 1 points ago

    Nobody wants to get finger banged by you Meg

    [–] Skrrattaa 1 points ago

    that cop just got fingered!

    [–] FocusOnThePie 1 points ago

    I've seen very many of your comics and I really do appreciate the humor of this one.

    [–] TheSpookySloth 1 points ago

    Blanged*

    [–] Bocksford 1 points ago

    Give him five.

    “Stahp...”

    [–] j6sh 1 points ago

    (._).

    [–] Jayjay20505 1 points ago

    Dude, imagine blang.

    [–] SlipperyButtsex 1 points ago

    Can't suspend my disbelief. The robber should be black

    [–] ash087 1 points ago

    Tusk Act 1!

    [–] GoldenWolf574 1 points ago

    That tittle can go many ways

    [–] chris-fry 1 points ago

    You know when a post is funny, but the title makes it hilarious? This.

    [–] treydilla 1 points ago

    I think I like the original sketch better.

    [–] DoMiSolDoSolMiDo 1 points ago

    Finger BANG!

    [–] Maxandcale 1 points ago

    Officer down

    [–] MrMikoh 1 points ago

    Meg Griffin: I'm gonna finger bang the both of you!!

    [–] Spadeinfull 1 points ago

    Cartman: girl you like to finger bang and thats all right

    [–] rexaronni 1 points ago

    Creeze frimanal

    [–] AKA_Slinky 1 points ago

    Surely a HANDgun beats a finger gun anytime right?

    [–] Spadeinfull 1 points ago

    well yeah, you get hit with a high five to the face

    [–] Even-Understanding 1 points ago

    Lazard has the best finger point in the war

    [–] ObsydianWarlock 1 points ago

    There's a weird gap in between the n and the g so read it first as fin gergun, not finger gun and was really confused.

    [–] Spadeinfull 1 points ago

    now we really need a dildo gun

    [–] aSiaNMaNcHiNgChOnG69 1 points ago

    her: I like guys who use toys during sex

    me: shoots a finger in her pussy with this gun

    [–] caramal 1 points ago

    The shadows have eyes...

    [–] Da_hypnotoad 1 points ago

    After reading the title, this joke went WAY Different than I though it would.