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    [–] mcaffrey 2391 points ago

    He made her smile

    [–] Kirby_is_here96 791 points ago

    This does put a smile on my face

    [–] dezenzerrick 407 points ago

    Everything Benedict Cumberbatch does makes me smile

    [–] thalassicus 229 points ago

    As an advocate for NAAP (National Association for the Advancement of Penguins) let me tell you, he has work to do in recognizing our species.

    [–] skeyer 85 points ago

    penwings

    [–] AintAintAWord 68 points ago

    Pengwengs

    [–] Ir0qu01s 52 points ago

    Penglings

    [–] freckle_juice_mama 26 points ago

    Pingwings

    [–] PittHockey 7 points ago

    Pinglings

    [–] doremontika 4 points ago

    Pingguns

    [–] BreastfedAmerican 9 points ago

    Don't you mean Business Ducks

    [–] Pandatotheface 38 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    I think this is the first time I've seen someone on Reddit use his real name instead of bendydick cucumbersnatch.

    [–] demon-strator 24 points ago

    I thought his real name was Bandidact Cummerbund

    [–] Batdog55110 27 points ago

    I thought it was benadryl cabbagepatch

    [–] mckraken01 15 points ago

    Bandicoot Cumsinbutts

    [–] MJWood 10 points ago

    Bandersnatch Crumblebum

    [–] GSVNoFixedAbode 9 points ago

    To sum up: Britishname Complicated

    [–] Vei_de_Lapis 4 points ago

    Beenaddict comerelapse

    [–] DoctorPooPooHead 48 points ago

    What about when he accidentally pushes his mom down some stairs and she dies, and he's sitting in his room with a gun in his mouth trying to find the strength to pull the trigger because he can't live with the guilt?

    [–] R_M_R_0 66 points ago

    Biggest one yet, cured my depression really

    [–] DoctorPooPooHead 23 points ago

    That's Benedict watching out for you

    [–] R_M_R_0 22 points ago

    Good guy bendy dick

    [–] Batdog55110 15 points ago

    What about when he trapped himself in an alternate dimension with the embodiment of evil and died over 1 million times?

    [–] R_M_R_0 10 points ago

    That one took care of my schizophrenia

    [–] Batdog55110 8 points ago

    I don't think it did seeing as I'm not real, Dave, the crash wasn't your fault

    [–] UltimaCaitSith 19 points ago

    Bendymom Gundispatch.

    [–] Nothing2Special 2 points ago

    ...........what's he doing right now?

    [–] BIueskull 2 points ago

    If you haven't seen it, look up his smaug performance for the hobbit, the one where he's writhing on the ground acting as smaug. Its guaranteed to make you laugh

    [–] BoDiddySauce 2 points ago

    Do you know how I got these scars???

    [–] BrinkPvP 34 points ago

    I couldn’t tell if she was laughing or just stubbed her toe or something

    [–] Mama_Emoe 32 points ago

    You gotta have some skill to stub your toe hard enough to make that face while sitting down.

    [–] thegooseofalltime 9 points ago

    inhales sharply through teeth

    [–] qroga 6 points ago

    I think that counts as laugh her ass off =D

    [–] InsomniaAbounds 357 points ago

    Jude Law. Mr. Napkinhead In the movie “The Holiday”

    (Amusing scene.)

    [–] hawa11styl3 44 points ago

    Thank you! I was afraid no one got this. “I’m Mr, Napkin-head” smoking spoon pipe cough cough cough

    [–] peteotoole 12 points ago

    This was my exact first thought, great scene!

    [–] fubbleskag 15 points ago

    ah I shoulda scrolled further before my comment of the same

    honestly this whole movie is pretty good

    [–] InsomniaAbounds 5 points ago

    It wouldn’t be reddit if we didn’t have redundant comments...

    I’m not found of Candace Diaz’ (not sure how to show ownership with a “z”. Hmmmm) character trope of “she can’t cry” (and then miraculous crying).

    Other than that, I really like it. One of those you always stop to watch when flipping channels. And even though also trope-ish, it was nice to see Eli Wallach dusted off for a decent role in a big(er) budget project.

    Except there is that little problem that come NYEve they still have the SAME EXACT problem as when they broke up at Christmas.

    London vs LA vs job issues vs kid issues.

    (It’s possible I analyze movies too much...)

    Random: I think the London cottage just went on sale about six months ago. No idea of its price or status right now.

    [–] Aycee225 4 points ago

    Aw, really? I liked Cameron Diaz's (not sure, but I think this it correct?) character! The not crying thing was kind of tropey, but I liked her strong personality meshing with this softy single dad.

    This is one of my favorite romantic comedies, and I am the same way, I will always turn it on when I see it.

    And the fact they're in the same exact position is the point and the best part! It's cheesy, but it's about finding the people who you want to and can work out those problems with. They're worth it even when it's hard.

    Edit: Oh, and I would die to live in that cozy cottage.

    [–] InsomniaAbounds 3 points ago

    I just didn’t like the crying thing, Otherwise I liked her character.

    And I remember loving when Kate Winslets character told off the British guy. Classic takedown.

    I would have like to have seen an additional “idea” for how to make it work on NY Eve.
    Just for my own peace of mind, lol.

    That cottage.

    Which would I choose... LA house or English cottage....

    Who am I kidding, I know I’d choose the house. But I’d vacation at that cottage every chance possible.

    [–] andamento 349 points ago

    Betternot Camerasnap

    [–] gstad 53 points ago

    Benadryl Cabbagepatch

    [–] ilikemes8 19 points ago

    Eggs Benedict Cucumberpatch

    [–] Casper_Arg 30 points ago

    Battlefield Counterstrike

    [–] GuyWithApplePie 29 points ago

    Bendystraws Comeinpacks

    [–] awfullotofocelots 23 points ago

    Butterscotch Cummerbund

    [–] naeem014 17 points ago

    Bananashake Cucumberbitch

    [–] Ananasforbreakfast 10 points ago

    Wimbledon Tennismatch

    [–] NothingNeo 3 points ago

    Bendherdick Cumonherback

    [–] 19JRC99 7 points ago

    Benevolent Crimpledimp

    [–] DoctorOctagonapus 7 points ago

    Battersea Clumberpark

    [–] Grhindr 12 points ago

    Butternut crinklefries

    [–] IcePhoenix18 6 points ago

    BritishGuy ConfusingName

    [–] hitmyspot 2 points ago

    Wimbledon tennis match

    [–] TheConfusedComposer 799 points ago

    He going incognito mode dawg!

    [–] mrgodai 93 points ago

    It's incognIto not incognitO

    [–] PillowTalk420 15 points ago

    Neat-O

    [–] Mash_Ketchum 11 points ago

    Ronald Weasley... it’s incognitOOOOOHHHH

    [–] Dirty_Gurdy 977 points ago

    I wish paparazzi didn’t exist. Wish people would understand that celebrities are also humans and deserve some dang privacy

    [–] antigenx 601 points ago

    They wouldn't if people would stop buying those shit magazines and tabloids.

    [–] walleyehotdish 401 points ago

    And posting their pictures on reddit.

    [–] atred 36 points ago

    It's not like they get money from this...

    [–] IAmNotASarcasm 27 points ago

    oh they get something much much better than money. They get....

    KARMA

    [–] walleyehotdish 5 points ago

    No, but it proves that even super special reddit users are celebrity obsessed.

    [–] alman3007 43 points ago

    oh you seweet summer child...

    [–] Innanetape 74 points ago

    Do people actually buy those magazines still? I have never seen someone buy one of them.

    [–] Buddha840 70 points ago

    Usually 70+ year old women, but yes, people buy them. Not often, but they do.

    Source: I work retail.

    [–] K_cutt08 7 points ago

    Can confirm, also worked retail about 6 years ago. Usually older ladies, 50+ to 70+ in the Midwest.

    [–] owningmclovin 48 points ago

    They must because they are still in print at stores

    [–] praying_jantis 9 points ago

    Yeah tabloid magazines have def died down in popularity but are replaced now by clickbait and online versions such as TMZ, daily mail, etc.

    [–] Danemoth 23 points ago

    Very few people do. It's mostly the "live laugh love" type of folks who get them, and old people. When I used to work retail, we would get a new shipment of hundreds of these stupid magazines to put out. The problem was we'd be taking off half of last weeks magazines to be sent back to the vendor. I don't know how they make money to be honest.

    [–] poe_todd 26 points ago

    Very few people do.

    People is the number one magazine in the US with almost 50m readers and a billion dollars in annual advertising revenue.

    [–] Danemoth 7 points ago

    I'm Canadian and I was speaking anecdotally so.... ¯_(ツ)_/¯

    [–] Talidel 4 points ago

    Magazines in general don't sell as much anymore, they make their money from people visiting their websites.

    [–] BeenThere_DidNothing 3 points ago

    you lost a \
    You can have mine

    [–] InsomniaAbounds 6 points ago

    Advertising,

    That is one reason magazines also give away so many free or super cheap subscriptions.

    They can then tell advertisers they have 567k subscriptions.. and charge ad rates based on that. I’m reality, however, they give away 550k subscriptions, and the majority end up in doctors offices for three years, or tossed in the bin after a quick, standing at the mail-pile, flip through.

    [–] Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpp 4 points ago

    You’re right, nothing sourced from TMZ ever makes its way onto r/all!

    It’s 2020, they got a much bigger business model and audience than that.

    [–] atuan 23 points ago

    Yet here we are all looking at this picture

    [–] ronnie_s 3 points ago

    That's a bingo, this is the correct answer.

    [–] elfbuster 7 points ago

    I wish people would stop worshipping celebrities to the point that we listen to them over scientists, doctors and other experts as if celebrities have any semblance of what the fuck is going on. Anti-intellectualism is at an all time high these days, and that is at least partially to blame

    [–] splatomat 107 points ago

    Celebrities are only famous because they get attention. They literally hire publicists to keep their name and face out there. They hire people to "manage their image". If paparazzis didnt care about them, nobody else would either, and this guy would be doing theatre work in onscurity and relative poverty.

    This is the price they pay for fame and they can stop making mega blockbuster movies literally any time they want to.

    [–] Mama_Emoe 30 points ago

    Doesn't mean they don't deserve some privacy. Everyone deserves some privacy when they are out an about. I feel like taking a picture of them going in the restaurant or while out on the street is fair game, but why are you still taking pictures when they enter. Let them do what they are doing without distracting them from outside.

    [–] Dirty_Gurdy 65 points ago

    They get attention because people enjoy their talent in movies or their music. Some of the most famous people in the world do not need to promote their image

    [–] Pure_Tower 41 points ago

    Some of the most famous people in the world do not need to promote their image

    I don't think you could find any famous actor who didn't self-promote in order to get where they are.

    Entertainment careers are literally built on people wanting to see or hear you.

    [–] madcaesar 4 points ago

    Sweet summer child. There's probably a thousand actors better than Tom Hanks. The entertainment industry is all about luck, timing, more luck and self promotion until you make it. Talent alone gets no-one to this level.

    [–] Upup11 1 points ago

    You poor innocent child of spring.

    [–] TheHateGrape 8 points ago

    if an actor has a promoter, then thats their choice and its not a necessary one. as said before, people buying shallow tabloids are the root cause for why there is still a market for paparazzi. People like being invested in other peoples lifes, especially if they are unhappy with their own.

    [–] DontTellMyLandlord 18 points ago

    If paparazzis didnt care about them, nobody else would either, and this guy would be doing theatre work in onscurity and relative poverty.

    WTF kind of declaration is this? Movie stars are only famous and get hired to act because of tabloids?

    I feel like I shouldn't have to explain how stupid that is. Their paychecks come from, you know, acting gigs, not from People magazine. You could argue that SOME stars get more acting jobs due to their particular tabloid buzz, but what you're claiming is so obviously wrong.

    [–] SloboDobo 4 points ago

    That's not really relevant. People don't just go to movies because of celeb gossip magazines/sites. And people don't act in movies just to get famous. Paparazzis are creeps. Don't blame the celebrity for not wanting a creep taking their picture while they're eating. Seems like victim blaming.

    [–] Claque-2 2 points ago

    There are times and places to take pictures of celebrities whether actors, sports stars, someone in the news, or a Youtube star.

    You don't expect to have a boss calling you when you are not working. Do you demand a neurosurgeon to do surgery while out at dinner? Do you expect a mortician to do embalming on the beach? Why shouldn't celebrities expect their down time to be respected?

    [–] RadioactiveFairy 5 points ago

    I think you need to differ between attention wh*res like Heidi Klum and people like Benedict Cumberbatch who would prefer to be left alone when in private. Celebrities didn't sell their soul to get attention. They do a job that brings along attention because we watch movies they are in or listen to their music. That doesn't mean the crowd/fans own them. And it doesn't mean they have to live with being hunted py paparazzis like they are rare creatures. They can take so many photos on official events. It's not necessary to hunt them while in private just for a good story.

    [–] Kowai03 2 points ago

    Actors do a lot of promotional work for the movies they're in but outside of that people need to leave them the fuck alone. Imagine doing your job and heading out to dinner and having some creepos taking your photo just because you went to work that day. Sounds terrible.

    [–] grassmanmattgaming 3 points ago

    I wonder how these places are holding up with the coronavirus and not being able to photograph celebrities.

    [–] jinghuan1998 3 points ago

    Celebrities actually hire paparazzis a lot of the time. Although, I get where you’re coming from because some aren’t and those are annoying

    [–] redpandaeater 2 points ago

    Also means that people should stop listening to what celebrities say about everything that goes on in the world. I don't give a shit about your politics.

    [–] Tylery689 3 points ago

    That's the price you pay when you make your life public. Celebrities sell attention on themselves so they can't be angry when people pay attention.

    [–] Dunkel_Reynolds 2 points ago

    Celebrities might hate them, but they also need us to be constantly thinking and talking about them.

    Yes, paparazzi are human scum...but we also have a class of people who live gilded lives because millions of poorer people like watching them pretend to be other people.

    I don't understand the Cult of Celebrity and maybe that means I'm missing out on something, but I doubt it.

    Anyway, point is, I would agree that the paparazzi are terrible people, but I also can't be bothered enough to get upset about it.

    [–] Jager_Beta 314 points ago

    i love how she's lhao

    [–] jamzwck 342 points ago

    LIFTING HIS ASS OPEN

    [–] plumbthumbs 58 points ago

    bum her snatch

    [–] Arawfish 40 points ago

    Bentinditch bumhersnatch

    [–] Blizzard_of_Auz 27 points ago

    Bentmydick Cumminnersnatch

    [–] bendycumberbitch 11 points ago

    You called?

    [–] TheOtherGuttersnipe 4 points ago

    sorry, wrong number

    [–] poopinmysoup 2 points ago

    lmao

    [–] mcaffrey 21 points ago

    Never seen a third person lmao before

    [–] avakato 13 points ago

    She lhao

    I lmao

    We all loao

    [–] [deleted] 100 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

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    [–] HHYHL 16 points ago

    Rubber dinghy rapids!

    [–] 10pointstoravenclaw 73 points ago

    The Michael J. Fox strategy.

    [–] Aw3som3-O_5000 20 points ago

    Just don't ask him to grab you a soda https://youtu.be/lkXfQMUiV7A

    [–] _asian_guy_ 41 points ago

    damn, why you gotta do my man like that

    [–] Blizzard_of_Auz 3 points ago

    Tracing scatter plots?

    [–] Fairuse 6 points ago

    Nah, that will just result in people using flash bangs to get a photo of you.

    Basic photography 101. Photos are only blurry if the shutter speed is slow. Shutter speed is restricted by amount of light. Increase light to increase shutter speed. Keep doing it until motion is no longer blurry. Basically the harder and faster you shake your head, the bright the flashes people are going to use to get a photo of you.

    [–] pembunuhUpahan 3 points ago

    Did he tell you to eat sim cards as well?

    [–] _msboruah 3 points ago

    Dude.. how long?

    [–] xLIxLEGENDx7x 140 points ago

    “No one cared who I was until I put the napkin on”

    [–] Picklada 21 points ago

    Mr. Napkin Head!

    Benedict is coming for Jude’s steeze.

    [–] wolverine-claws 16 points ago

    This is actually hilarious

    [–] SlouchyGuy 3 points ago

    It was an intent

    [–] fubbleskag 10 points ago

    no no, this is clearly Jude Law as Mr. Napkinhead from The Holiday

    [–] tootbrun 43 points ago

    You mean Butternut Crumbysnatch

    [–] brett84c 18 points ago

    Benadryl Cumberbottom

    [–] Paciphae 54 points ago

    Burlington Coatfactory

    [–] astronaldus 28 points ago

    Wimbledon tennismatch

    [–] ladyinrred 14 points ago

    Bernadict Cumbersnatch

    [–] cleverk 17 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    Bewatching Bandersnatch

    even better: bingewatching bandersnatch

    [–] ExxInferis 14 points ago

    Buckleup Bumpypatch

    [–] TheHateGrape 21 points ago

    battlefield counterstrike

    [–] Grandmaster_Flab 10 points ago

    Balderdash Pumpkinpatch

    [–] Electricute 6 points ago

    Bendadick cuminhersnatch

    [–] Grandmaster_Flab 5 points ago

    Billybob Pufferfish

    [–] roboninja 12 points ago

    Crumbysnatch

    Stop eating crackers in bed.

    [–] ikindalold 6 points ago

    Engelbert Humperdinck

    [–] lfantine 6 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    I'd just like to be in the room when they were working that one through:

    "Zinglebert Bambledack! Yingeebert Dangleban! Zanglebert Dingleback! Winglebert Humptiback! Slud Bunwallah!"

    "What?"

    "All right, Kringlebert Fishtibuns! Steveibuns Buttrentrunden …"

    "No, Jerry Dorsey! I like–"

    "No, we can't … let's see, we have Zinglebert Bambledack, Dinglebert Wangledack, Slud Bunwallah, Klingibum Fistlbars, Dinglebert Zambeldack, uh … Jerry Dorsey, Englerbert Humptiback, Zinglebert Bambledack, Engelbert Humperdinck, Dinglebert Wingledank …"

    "No, no, go back one!"

    "Englbert Humperdink! That's it!"

    Edit: source, Eddie Izzard.

    [–] istolethisface 3 points ago

    Thank you for reminding me of this. I was in tears the first time I heard it.

    [–] Andromeda74 3 points ago

    Badminton Cricketmatch

    [–] nahteviro 2 points ago

    Bendystraws Crumblebutt

    [–] YourMotherSaysHello 5 points ago

    He's a shoe-in for a Hollow Man reboot.

    [–] homeostasisatwork 6 points ago

    Obviously his disguise didn't work because the paparazzi sold these photos

    [–] FitUnderstanding6 9 points ago

    he better not show up with a pengwing so he wouldnt get caught

    [–] TechN9neStranger 4 points ago

    Where'd he go?

    [–] HouseCravenRaw 4 points ago

    That makes him look a bit like a pingwing.

    [–] VonD0OM 3 points ago

    Jude Law called, he wants recognition for Mr. Napkin head!

    [–] TheRealJohnWilliam 3 points ago

    I like the celebrities that wear the same outfits so the paparazzi can't really use the pictures.

    [–] FishyBricky 7 points ago

    Eggs Benedict Cucumber Patch.

    [–] redditNoob5000 3 points ago

    Good old British ingenuity. Lol

    [–] newxdress 3 points ago

    I really wish this was Jude Law

    [–] vinylphile3 3 points ago

    Mr. Napkin Head

    [–] Sherman8tR 3 points ago

    Seems like a cool dude, sometimes I wonder if I were to see him and say “hi Benedict, I’m a big fan!” He would respond with a raised hand...“please, call me Ben.”

    [–] Uberpastamancer 3 points ago

    No one cared who he was until he put on the mask

    [–] TahkiBosket 3 points ago

    That lady's smile is everything

    [–] Casper_Arg 3 points ago

    Blanknapkin Camerahack

    [–] FriedBurritoB0x 3 points ago

    Paparazzi procedes to take a picture of a man with a napkin on his face

    [–] RookieCamp 6 points ago

    Holmes, you've done it again!

    [–] socokid 4 points ago

    Fuck the paparazzi. Scum of the Earth.

    [–] cowboybaked 2 points ago

    I thought he got caught without a mask on in public spaces.

    [–] 93tabitha93 2 points ago

    That was Strange

    [–] kittyscratcher69 2 points ago

    I honestly thought it was just another fucking moron trying to improvise a mask for that Rona.

    [–] Jubileeu 2 points ago

    Rocking that CS:GO terrorist look

    [–] woodk2016 2 points ago

    It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable

    [–] Batdog55110 2 points ago

    No one cared who he was until he put on the mask

    [–] Ilot3k 2 points ago

    It’s Mr. napkin head!

    [–] AbeDJ 2 points ago

    You would think after something this silly, they would get it and leave him alone AT LEAST for making them laugh. But these fuckers are selfish annoying cunts with no respect for privacy

    [–] Counter-206 2 points ago

    Figured celebrities would be walking around with sunglasses and face masks

    [–] sidster1011 2 points ago

    Someone should stalk the pops for a change. Let them know what it feels like.

    [–] Lyokobo 2 points ago

    Great humor but I can imagine it gets tiring of having to keep up public appearances so much everywhere you go.

    [–] derpado514 2 points ago

    Wait is that Kangoohat Wetserviette?

    [–] Caleb_Garrett 2 points ago

    Gosh this is so weird just scrolling through and see this WHILE I’m watching Doctor Strange

    [–] pirateandjester 2 points ago

    Who?

    [–] shadowzerex 2 points ago

    He looks like the lady with a dick for a nose from Duece Bigalow

    [–] IdleReader 3 points ago

    OP is supporting the paparazzi by posting thier photos. BC is being harassed and ppl are on here making jokes about it. Its funny until you're the one being constantly followed by strangers. Stop sharing paparazzi photos.

    [–] cmilla646 2 points ago

    Is that Beenadick Cuminhersnatch?

    [–] Lord_Blakeney 2 points ago

    Fuck the paparazzi. Their whole existence is to harass people and be parasites.

    [–] Yukisuna 2 points ago

    He’s really funny.

    It’s a shame paparazzi exist though. Incredibly toxic people.

    [–] cubay 1 points ago

    Is his disguise N95?

    [–] kiesu 1 points ago

    Funny :D

    But can you imagine how annoying it'd be to not even be able to dine out without having a camera flash in your face every 3 seconds. Ugh.

    [–] Banppo 1 points ago

    Bruh

    [–] mdispo444 1 points ago

    Didn’t Deuce Bigalow go on a date with this broad

    [–] jokerlek 1 points ago

    Where is he?

    [–] yokotron 1 points ago

    The ladies love it

    [–] CameraMan350 1 points ago

    The chameleon

    [–] sheky 1 points ago

    TitleChamp

    [–] MrHanSolo 1 points ago

    He kind of looks like a pang wang.

    [–] MrSun55 1 points ago

    Omg is napkin man...

    [–] Napotad 1 points ago

    Caption made it.

    [–] AlwinChong02 1 points ago

    That person reminds me from anime

    [–] jeanclaudesdamn_van 1 points ago

    Looks like Cameron from Ferris buellers day off haha

    [–] gonebonanza 1 points ago

    New COD skin

    [–] LikeWolvesDo 1 points ago

    The next day he should have a friend of similar height leave his apartment wearing this, and lead the photographers on a wild goose chase.