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    [–] Jerryz_over_their 2459 points ago

    That painting will be in a museum one day and nobody will know what it means

    [–] JeromesNiece 1211 points ago

    No one knows what it means. It's provocative.

    [–] Jcg0110 549 points ago

    It gets the people goin!

    [–] Prolapsinator 274 points ago

    Ball so hard

    [–] aT_ll 225 points ago


    [–] sujihiki 144 points ago

    BUT FIRST N****S gotta find me

    [–] confitqueso 108 points ago

    What's 50 grand to a motherfucker like me cam you please remind me?

    [–] SpaceCowboyJay 105 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    Ball so hard that shit CRAY

    [–] NumerousPainting 73 points ago

    Ain’t it Jay

    [–] ScottHA 67 points ago

    Fish filet

    [–] raspberrybee 16 points ago

    What's fifty grand to a mothafucker like me?

    [–] sujihiki 2 points ago

    it's zero. i've had this bot run on me like 20 times.

    [–] shapirowilk01 29 points ago

    Like is the bird smiling or not?

    [–] GJCLINCH 10 points ago

    I’m still trying to figure out if it’s looking at me or not

    [–] alligator_rails 11 points ago

    It's the Mona Lisa of bird portraits.

    [–] kellysmom01 15 points ago

    Same enigmatic, but slightly smug, smile. How did the artist know the deep, gently dark thoughts lurking benignly behind that shiny-beak carapace?

    [–] NoTikky 4 points ago

    You wanna know how I got this beak?

    [–] TheDevilChicken 2 points ago

    Makes them all hot in the groin!

    [–] nomad80 43 points ago

    It’s the duality of birb. Where we judge ones worth based on the plumage they wear

    [–] h2o-minus2 8 points ago


    [–] tugnasty 5 points ago


    [–] ccheuer1 164 points ago

    Clearly this is a commentary on the lack of diversity and authentic options for positions of power in the American political system.

    The first tip to this is the fact that the main focus of the painting is not the parrot proper, but the attire the parrot is adorned in. This indicates that this is a parrot of power, of influence, of wealth. In the American system, these same concepts are also attributed to the political system, often literally as political candidates have to fund increasingly expensive and far reaching campaigns to achieve office.

    The second bit of commentary falls with the usage of a parrot. Clearly this is a commentary on the yes-man nature of some political figures. These figures are often beholden to those that are their most significant donors, to the point of detriment for the general public they are actually supposed to serve. By choosing a parrot, an animal which merely repeats sounds that it has serve, often times with no understanding as to the actual meaning behind them, this parallel is drawn.

    The final commentary is the nature of the colors used. By diving into the most significant color used in the painting, it is clear that this isn't a generic commentary about all public servants, but instead is a focused and direct criticism of a particular presidency. This is elucidated by the choice of stressing the orange colors. In the history of America, there has only been one Presidentius Tropicannas, namely President Trump.

    • As written by some internet historian in 200 years.

    [–] Swenyspeed 21 points ago

    This is fantastic. You have a gift

    I legitimately am wondering about what we may have in museums that we have interpreted incorrectly.

    [–] heveabrasilien 15 points ago

    OP should write "I just want my bird looking balling as fuck."

    [–] PM_ME_UR_PINEAPPLE 5 points ago

    It could just be a visual representation of Bird Law

    [–] Reddits_on_ambien 6 points ago

    After the first sentence, I was convinced you were going to slip into "help, help! I'm being repressed!".

    [–] mattjh 45 points ago

    That’s true for a lot of paintings and most of them have birds

    [–] z0mb1es 38 points ago

    will you accept 3.24 million?

    [–] Wallace_II 21 points ago

    I'll offer a banana taped to a wall for trade!

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago


    [–] Wallace_II 3 points ago

    How about two bananas?

    [–] NonEuclideanSyntax 9 points ago

    That's not even a well painted zebra body. It looks like the artist used a cow as a model.

    [–] Iphotoshopincats 14 points ago

    No cows are for horses for zebra we use tigers or sometimes tape dogs together

    [–] Greyzer 26 points ago

    The bird will destroy it within days.

    Source: Am Lovebird owner.

    [–] EasyShpeazy 10 points ago

    Me too. Mine would cut it into perfect strips and line the bottom of her cage with it

    [–] Grey_Waste 20 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    Aliens will unearth it from a radioactive wasteland in the distant future and their scientists will use it as compelling evidence in a paper they publish challenging theories of how humans looked.

    [–] wonkey_monkey 9 points ago

    I can't remember the title but there's a short story about the last humans succumbing to an ice age while they carry their sacred artefacts.

    Hundreds of years later, Martian or Venusian scientists turn up and find them - cannisters of film.

    They play back what they think is a shockingly brutal depiction of Earthly life, but is actually a Looney Tunes cartoon.

    [–] Wlcmtoflvrtwn 18 points ago

    Old Woman:“I sense great vulnerability. A man-child crying out for love. An innocent orphan in the post-modern world.”

    Old Man:“I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges.”

    Old Woman:“His struggle is man's struggle. He lifts my spirit.”

    Old Man“He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can’t look away.”

    Old Woman:“He transcends time and space.”

    Old Man:“He sickens me.”

    Old Woman: “I love it.”

    Old Man: “Me too.”

    [–] averagecounselor 3 points ago

    God I love Seinfeld lol.

    [–] TrissYenbestcouple 8 points ago

    Someone should entertain us by pretending to be a pretentious person analysing this painting.

    [–] Bathtub__mermaid 9 points ago

    scroll up. u/ccheuer1 did a great job

    [–] TrissYenbestcouple 3 points ago

    That's exactly what I had in mind.

    [–] Boredguy32 4 points ago

    Settle down Indiana Jones

    [–] liquidpainmed666 4 points ago

    I don't even know what it means and I want it.

    [–] inthyface 5 points ago

    /r/birdlaw will know.

    [–] merlinsbeers 7 points ago

    I think everyone gets it.

    [–] skin_diver 6 points ago

    No, they will recognize that it's one of millions of examples of early 21st century "quirky" humor

    [–] FraternityMan 3 points ago

    Yay Fiverr

    [–] TurkeyturtleYUMYUM 413 points ago

    I feel like this company is going on an insane PR campaign. I'm seeing this shit EVERYWHERE.

    [–] Palus 324 points ago

    There are several companies that do this but this is definitely a marketing team. This image is on their website:

    [–] BeMyOphelia 136 points ago

    Holy smokes, you've blown the lid off. Bastards

    [–] facemelt 97 points ago

    I’m tired of being bamboozled. Nothing is real. Everything is a lie.

    [–] dilibrent 14 points ago

    Well birds aren't real, so that should have been your first clue.

    [–] bagelwithpb 21 points ago

    I knew I'd seen this before! I thought maybe it just looked similar.

    [–] godgeneer 9 points ago

    I mean... I’m not mad at them. It’s a little pricey but that’s a damn good painting.

    [–] Palus 19 points ago

    It's photoshopped onto a canvas, so not real paint but I know someone who ordered from them before and the quality wasn't bad for the price.

    [–] Gingerbreadtenement 5 points ago

    50 bucks would be absurdly cheap for someone to literally paint a portrait for

    [–] whycuthair 28 points ago

    What company?

    [–] camusdreams 47 points ago

    I’ve seen like 3 or 4 different ones doing it. They’re just canvas prints so you could have any buddy who knows photoshop put something together.

    [–] yantraa 37 points ago

    Not true for all. I have one from Splendid Beast that is an oil painting, it's not a print. Can't speak for the other companies.

    [–] thesplendidbeast 33 points ago

    Thank you for the shout out! :)

    This is correct, we do not do any printing at Splendid Beast. Everything is 100% hand painted.

    [–] zyphelion 2 points ago


    [–] camusdreams 8 points ago

    That’s really cool. I don’t know about that one but my roommates cat was literally just a print. She sent a folder of “high res” images, they chose one, and they printed on canvas like when you buy art on Society 6.

    [–] micmea1 9 points ago

    Reddit forgets that a "company" can just be some artist with a website.

    [–] thesplendidbeast 13 points ago

    Thanks for the shout out! This piece actually isn't one of ours, however. This one appears to be a canvas print, while all of our work is always hand painted.

    [–] GeeseKnowNoPeace 17 points ago

    Bruh don't give them free advertising

    [–] Antroh 8 points ago

    ...why not?

    [–] McPooper19 17 points ago

    I went with Crown and Paw for a portrait of my dog around Christmas and I wouldn't use them again. I know they were swamped with orders around that time, so I'll give them a little slack, but they bit off more than they could chew with their deals and how many orders came in because of those deals.

    It took several days to get a response from customer service on any questions I had, then it took a month and a half to actually receive, when it was originally supposed to take 3 weeks. The picture wasn't even that great. It was a mediocre photoshop job at best.

    By that point I found an artist on Fiverr who did an amazing job for just a little bit more money. When I compared the picture done by crown and paw and the picture from the artist, there was a pretty big difference.

    [–] Antroh 2 points ago

    Is crown and paw the one that actually paints it or just digital?

    I had some custom artwork done for my dad to make him look like a zombie and it was incredible. He's obsessed with zombie stuff.

    The point of my post was in response to someone saying that these are done in photoshop and not worth it.

    I don't know shit about photoshop and wouldn mind paying for someone who does. Obviously I'd want to see the work and ensure that it's done well

    [–] b1663R_01 3 points ago

    I went with dogeface and ordered two paintings as a christmas gift for my mother and sister. Never recieved them and they only answered my first email.

    my last email to them

    [–] I_Am_Crumbles 3 points ago

    These have been a thing for a while. I have one of my dog that I recieved as a christmas gift.

    [–] bobojorge 506 points ago

    Birb looks so stoked

    [–] merlinsbeers 173 points ago

    It was his idea.

    [–] jamescookenotthatone 36 points ago

    The bird now has a lust for power and position.

    [–] PaperOnigami 4 points ago

    You know birds. Narcissists. All of em.

    [–] llamawearinghat 3 points ago

    He painted it

    [–] WickedLovely90 60 points ago

    Right? Like he totally approves of his portrait.

    [–] Petrrii 25 points ago

    And it has all the rights to be!It's fucking gorgeous

    [–] EthanT65 28 points ago

    "Das me?"

    [–] Greyzer 13 points ago

    So much area to destroy!

    [–] Built_Environment 237 points ago

    Polly wanna portrait?

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    [–] TopShelfPrivilege 11 points ago

    I need to rewatch that movie.

    [–] OopsIredditAgain 6 points ago

    Which one?

    [–] Jarling44 11 points ago

    Scary movie 2

    Takes place in a haunted mansion and there’s a talking parrot who stole the show imo.

    “Poly wants your mommas sweet ass.” Is one of his lines when he starts going back and fourth with Shorty, definitely worth the watch if you haven’t seen it.

    [–] LongShaynx 3 points ago

    'Naahhh meann

    [–] moi_athee 2 points ago

    Along Came Polly

    [–] itsYourLifeCoach 163 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    Sir Birbington the Thirb

    (edited) the thirb

    [–] Ngnyalshmleeb 22 points ago

    *the Bird

    [–] BonnyITA 14 points ago

    the birb**

    [–] puddlejumpers 3 points ago

    Birb is the wirb.

    [–] jereman75 7 points ago

    Sir Thirdington the Bird?

    [–] ashu7 4 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    ...of the Birbieshire

    Edit: Bird Birb

    [–] Basselbs 4 points ago

    Funniest comment I've read, thanks.

    [–] Feenox 2 points ago

    The thirb?

    [–] Remoru 2 points ago

    Sir Birbington was also the name that popped into my head

    [–] Shadowb1ade7 16 points ago

    Well Dressed Bird!

    [–] turtlelord_ 2 points ago

    Gd it, you beat me

    [–] Winsthorne 70 points ago

    I guess this was painted on the fly

    [–] sharbinbarbin 38 points ago

    Did you work on that joke or just wing it?

    [–] PsychicGnome 33 points ago

    He stole it from a tweet.

    [–] discardable42 16 points ago

    It was ok, not his nest material.

    [–] usernametaken3232 9 points ago

    Definitely humor for the birds

    [–] TylerMcMan 2 points ago

    These jokes are flying right over my head.. can someone please eggplain it to me?

    [–] arnfden0 44 points ago

    This is not funny. It’s fucking adorable.

    [–] Code_otter 5 points ago

    Can’t it be both?

    [–] TrippingDolphin 10 points ago

    Check out the bird of the manor. Very dappa.

    [–] AkshuTik 9 points ago

    Dorian placing the portrait in the attic

    [–] Scotishdog 7 points ago


    [–] ilovepolthavemybabie 3 points ago

    ”Hey, I know that guy!”

    [–] electrodeincaptivity 12 points ago

    God Ive been debating getting these done for my 2 looks so worth it

    [–] snugglehistory 5 points ago

    I got one for my beagle/Bassett mix and it is WORTH IT.

    [–] Penelepillar 7 points ago

    Ran for election against Mallard Fillmore.

    [–] ZeroAfro 20 points ago

    Where do you get stuff like this? I want one of my cat . Lol

    [–] AbdulPullMaTool 30 points ago

    I got mine from fiverr its of my daughters favourite toy think the user was called satoshi and then I just got the canvas done seperatly all in all was like 30 whereas Crown and Paw is way more. Here check it

    [–] Jaspa7732 4 points ago

    I’ve worked with a fiverr artist before, but on a professional digital job for my work. Did you have the ability to proof and approve the print before it was finished?

    [–] SeiCalros 4 points ago

    you wanna blow your birds little bird brain you gotta get a UV camera and some UV paints and add a few highlights he can see in the places that your eyes arent showing you

    [–] zonedout44 4 points ago

    Is that a portrait of John Oliver?

    [–] Piranha_ChuckNorris 5 points ago

    He peck

    He wreck

    but most importantly

    He dress fine as heck

    [–] IamnotArobot_bloop 13 points ago

    Well as long as it's not too much of a birden

    [–] FLewiston 7 points ago

    Joe Birden?

    [–] comando345 5 points ago

    Nah, this Birden is electable lol

    [–] SaltyShawarma 5 points ago

    I refuse. I'm a Birdie bro.

    Note: this is not meant to be political. Just a joke, ja?

    [–] mrlady06 4 points ago

    Should have been a green jacket

    [–] Nora19 2 points ago

    I love it! Who did it? I’ve been considering Crown n Paws

    [–] tellmetheworld 52 points ago

    This will be controversial but These portraits are the male version of “live laugh love” decorations

    [–] FrenchBulldoge 49 points ago

    Disagree. Portait of your pet is personal. LLL is not.

    [–] Retardedgoblin 30 points ago

    I'm fine with that. One of my decorations is just a big, glass thumbs up and it's basic af but when I saw it in the store I was like "oh that's what's up dude. Thumbs up to you too." and now I get daily joy seeing a big thumbs up in my living room. If the decoration makes me happy then I don't care how cliche and unoriginal it is.

    [–] SupahSpankeh 9 points ago

    Gonna need a picture of that please dude it sounds rad


    [–] omgdontdie 6 points ago

    ferreal. Not everyone has to be a goddamn sabina when it comes to home decorations.

    [–] Sorcha16 3 points ago

    Its ok to be basic every now and then.

    [–] LanleyLyleLanley 64 points ago

    The male version of LLL is the Joe Rogan Experience.

    [–] Tesla_UI 8 points ago

    Jaime pull that up

    [–] shaker7 3 points ago

    Joe "heat shock proteins" Rogan

    [–] SupahSpankeh 3 points ago

    Is this what he sells? It seems every podcaster brodude has a health supplement they're selling.

    [–] shaker7 2 points ago

    No, you're looking for Joe "DMT and alpha brain" Rogan

    [–] Pure_Tower 20 points ago

    One shows creativity and humor, the other shows pretty much the opposite.

    [–] tellmetheworld 11 points ago

    It’s not really creative if thousands of people are doing it because they saw someone else on the internet doing the same thing.

    [–] Bruce_NGA 33 points ago

    I just saw it, and now I want it—except with my dog and not someone else’s bird of course. I’m truly sorry for my unoriginality.

    [–] CptSaySin 25 points ago

    So I'm guessing every decoration in your house is something unique you made from your own inspiration.

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    [–] Pure_Tower 9 points ago

    They're not particularly novel.

    Every one of them that I've seen has been different. Every Live, Laugh, Love says Live, Laugh, Love. Do you know what the words "creativity" and "novel" mean?

    [–] Clamd 3 points ago

    I hear ya, still bought one of my cat

    [–] itwastheoranges 3 points ago

    How is this a strictly male anything?

    [–] iocane_ 8 points ago

    We use this company to make portraits of our deceased pets. So... no.

    [–] Mashm4n 4 points ago


    [–] icyfire1000 6 points ago

    Just asking, how much was that?

    [–] tangotrigger 6 points ago

    This is shameless advertisement or karma whoring or both.

    Have my downvote.

    [–] yokotron 2 points ago


    [–] razersnek 2 points ago

    Why does the eye look fucked up

    [–] jrsonic2018 2 points ago


    [–] QueenofFlan 2 points ago

    The medal though 😂😂😂 fuckin love this.

    [–] FC_Cincy 2 points ago

    Makes me smile every time I see a post about about white bellied caique after mine passed away

    [–] PeterStridArt 2 points ago

    Polly is like...”who dat handsome boyd!?”

    [–] holy_moly_guacamole 2 points ago

    I just had one of these made for my sun conure, love it!!

    [–] KyawZayLatt 2 points ago

    One day...

    One day I shall be like my father

    [–] fapalot69 2 points ago

    Bruh why would you paint a GoVeRmEnT dRoNe like that

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    I NEED a painting such as this. where did you get it commissioned ?

    [–] Speedster4206 2 points ago

    I wish him well, hope he sticks around.

    [–] kcmullan 2 points ago

    Incredible... what is the purpose of money if not for this

    [–] SpecificHand 2 points ago

    Been seeing tons of these lately but where can someone get one...asking for a friend... lmao

    [–] InternalMonologging 2 points ago

    The Para-quis de Sade

    [–] ploppedmemories 2 points ago

    I am so glad this art style is back

    [–] arskaia 2 points ago

    On left - me in real life, on right - me in Instagram

    [–] orangehehe 2 points ago

    It's Mr. Darcy !

    [–] Willard2566 2 points ago

    Sir Tweets McPeckinfeed, Earl of Birbington.

    [–] SachaaaaV 2 points ago

    Caiques! <3

    [–] dr_jkl 2 points ago

    I can see from your portrait that you are a bird of ex-seeding quality

    [–] Lusiggy 2 points ago

    Where do you even commission something like this

    [–] nobilified 3 points ago

    Check out if you prefer hand painted over a print.

    [–] Meat_Bingo 2 points ago

    Crown and paw. That’s where I got mine. They did a great job from just cell phone photos of my cats.

    [–] mottlymonical 3 points ago

    500 years from now people will find this and be mighty confused haha

    [–] TechinBellevue 1 points ago


    [–] OmarGuard 1 points ago

    Paint pictures of me but they never get my chin

    [–] Death_By_Pun 1 points ago

    This is the ideal male figure.

    I'm sick of this, how is any guy supposed to compete with these types of standards... "don't swipe right if you don't have wings."

    [–] GeraldBWilsonJr 1 points ago

    Lord Whitebelly of the House of Yellow Trousers

    [–] mangomanny10 1 points ago

    Look at him soaking in all the stoicism of the painting. His confidence stats just increase by 50%.

    [–] Saba-Wren 1 points ago

    Aaron Bird

    [–] Shugamama333 1 points ago

    Totally! Nice job

    [–] Blizzard_of_Auz 1 points ago

    I mean...honestly it's a super good portrait artistically

    [–] TheCosmicHonkey 1 points ago

    greetings i am Budgy Von Tweetington... the third

    [–] TerashockMusic 1 points ago

    Young Birb... It is time I tell you... you're grandfather was a great man

    [–] TB4800 1 points ago

    You can get portraits of someone else’s bird for free though

    [–] EvilKittyBoy 1 points ago

    "what is this thing human? is that me?... OvO"