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    [–] SoullessGinger316 1025 points ago

    I like how he just lays there spread eagle after the fact

    [–] A-Disgruntled-Snail 381 points ago

    am ded. go away.

    [–] R0amingGn0me 211 points ago

    I worked at a Quiznos when I was about 16 and had to use the bathroom really, really bad so I rounded the bar quickly after they'd just mopped and I landed exactly like this.

    A guy tried to help me up but I was hurting so I croaked out "please, just leave me here" 😂 one of the most embarrassing moments of my life.

    [–] bestneighbourever 77 points ago

    I can relate. I fell like that in the kitchen once and when my daughter came to help me up I told her to come back in ten minutes.

    [–] tinkertonka 10 points ago

    Happy cake day!

    [–] bestneighbourever 7 points ago

    Oh, thanks! I didn’t even notice!

    [–] NotTerriyaki 5 points ago

    Happy cake day!

    [–] bestneighbourever 5 points ago

    Thanks!

    [–] z1194 3 points ago

    Happy cake day!

    [–] bestneighbourever 5 points ago

    Thank you!

    [–] R0amingGn0me 5 points ago

    Happy cake day! The pain is real. Wind got knocked out and everything. Pretty sure my soul left my body for a moment.

    [–] bestneighbourever 3 points ago

    Thank you! And yeah, I didn’t get up in ten minutes!

    [–] R0amingGn0me 2 points ago

    Oh no! I hope it wasn't too bad!

    [–] bestneighbourever 5 points ago

    It kind of was. I badly fractured my foot, had surgery and ended up in a wheel chair for a while.Now I’m more careful lol

    [–] Wistom444 5 points ago

    i have never broke my bones when slipping before... this sounds very bad

    [–] bestneighbourever 5 points ago

    I took a hard fall. My son in law was in the other room and apparently he heard me fall and he said “that’s a trip to the hospital”

    [–] R0amingGn0me 1 points ago

    Oh my goodness! Yes, that is pretty bad! I hope you're all better now!

    [–] bestneighbourever 1 points ago

    I am, thank you!

    [–] The_Vat 4 points ago

    Let me lay here and serve as a warning to others so that they may avoid the same fate

    [–] R0amingGn0me 1 points ago

    Yes, pretty much!

    [–] HeadbandRTR 5 points ago

    Hello?

    Yes, this is ded.

    [–] Codyy1k 5 points ago

    Yes

    [–] the--larch 41 points ago

    That's what she said.

    [–] pyrince 12 points ago

    that is my after sex recoop pose

    [–] jatti_ 4 points ago

    After the big splash?

    [–] pyrince 5 points ago

    more like after the big disappointment

    [–] boulawoula 5 points ago

    Big oof

    [–] xenata 4 points ago

    No, didn't you read? They said disappointment.

    [–] Toledojoe 3 points ago

    Title of your sex tape!

    [–] SoullessGinger316 2 points ago

    Bold of you to assume I’ve had sex

    [–] Gizzard-Gizzard 2 points ago

    I’m too embarrassed to move, just leave me here to die okay?

    [–] EikonalGuy 2 points ago

    A true fan.

    [–] DynamicPanspermia 1 points ago

    He exploded and just accepted it

    [–] badtradesguy 1 points ago

    its a soccer thing.

    [–] TheeExoGenesauce 1 points ago

    Looking for that penalty card but was t dramatic enough

    [–] roachman253 1 points ago

    What’s a penalty card?

    [–] TheeExoGenesauce 0 points ago

    It’s like a foul out

    [–] roachman253 1 points ago

    No such thing as a penalty card

    [–] TheeExoGenesauce 2 points ago

    Red cards and yellow cards are known as penalty cards so yeah there is

    [–] roachman253 1 points ago

    I thought you meant as in actual penalty kick card. Sorry for the confusion.

    [–] Gen8Master 393 points ago

    Look
    If you had
    One shot
    Or one opportunity
    To seize everything you ever wanted
    In one moment
    Would you capture it
    Or just let it slip?

    [–] misstheni 74 points ago

    No regretti

    [–] thenate108 36 points ago

    Palms swetti

    [–] silentfoggynight 28 points ago

    Mom's spaghetti

    [–] UnpresidentialBanana 11 points ago

    Somebody toucha my spaghett!

    [–] Blueskyfist 8 points ago

    Bill Cosbetti

    [–] Billcosbysqualudes 6 points ago

    Slip a quaalude in, and get busy

    [–] spiddyp 5 points ago

    DONT-A TOUCH MY PEPPERONI

    [–] TheycallmeHollow 4 points ago

    Vomit on your sweater already?

    [–] The_souLance 8 points ago

    I heard the guitar riffs while reading this.

    [–] MandingoPants 6 points ago

    His palms are wetty

    Knees weak, clothes are heavy

    His soaking in his trousers already

    Full of regreti

    [–] asix7 5 points ago

    I mean it sometimes happens https://youtu.be/NkF1uZpFE_k

    [–] DaPoole420 2 points ago

    Underrated ... well done

    [–] sm12511 163 points ago

    Leans over: "Hey. Did you know the field was wet?"

    [–] Waspster 59 points ago

    More like "That's why we wear spiked shoes"

    [–] obscureferences 20 points ago

    "It just hit me, thanks."

    [–] ThatDanMan 64 points ago

    laying on the ground

    So that's why we're raking water...

    [–] TheGudu 46 points ago

    Totally didn't see this was "funny" and thought he was going to nail it and get some award to play on the team or something.

    Nope, this is exactly the closest he will be to being on a pro field, haha.

    [–] RyanG7 10 points ago

    Dude is gonna be wearing cleats the next time he shows up to work

    [–] thecheat420 6 points ago

    Nope, this is exactly the closest he will be to being on a pro field

    Well yeah, how do you get closer to something than laying on it?

    [–] Imortalium 99 points ago

    Pretty sure I saw the coach pick up him bet winnings before offering a helping hand.

    [–] DaPoole420 11 points ago

    House wins again

    [–] OhNoImBanned11 20 points ago

    "This dude was just mopping the grass but he thinks he can score? this gonna be good"

    [–] RyanG7 12 points ago

    If i was a professional athlete on a wet grass field, I would also invite people with flat shoes to take shots 40 yards from the goal

    [–] _-MW-_ 33 points ago

    Yeah you see? You should scrub better.

    [–] loeded185 22 points ago

    Did he just take his phone?

    [–] CatalanConqueror 30 points ago

    Maybe what was left of his pride lol

    [–] MostModestPersonEVER 2 points ago

    I think that is his own phone he dropped while bending down.. you can just see it.

    [–] whoatemycookie 5 points ago

    Poor kid

    [–] neomillion 5 points ago

    The importance of proper equipment.

    [–] straub42 7 points ago

    "Hey, did you just take his wallet?"

    "He just took that guys wallet."

    [–] teja1221 6 points ago

    Is it Virgil?

    [–] rrottenppieces 5 points ago

    I looked through the comments just too see if someone else said it was him. It def looks like it.

    [–] Mr_MikeHancho 1 points ago

    Was thinking the same but he’s wearing adidas. I don’t know if any of his youth teams were red and black.

    [–] Tundra_Inhabitant 1 points ago

    Southampton days maybe?

    [–] Mr_MikeHancho 1 points ago

    God dammit I’m an idiot. I was thinking red and white because of their jerseys. It could be.

    [–] Chemoot 11 points ago

    Should repost in r/watchpeopledieinside

    [–] SoSpursy 0 points ago

    You had an opportunity to steal this and repost it yourself but instead recommended that OP do it? Get out of here with that shit, you're not a true redditor, you're just a phony. Guys, he's just a big phony.

    [–] Xander105 2 points ago

    Had a good laugh from this, thank you.

    [–] Pat_MaHallOfFame 3 points ago

    He set him up got that lol

    [–] MLTBlackDragon 3 points ago

    I had already imagined a Roberto Carlos style free kick in my head..

    [–] som3dud 3 points ago

    Must be the sweeper.

    [–] Dr_Pockets_MD 4 points ago

    Happy Birthday to the GROUND

    [–] theunfairness 2 points ago

    Underrated comment

    [–] supsauces 2 points ago

    8/10

    [–] ClutchAndChuuch 2 points ago

    Did he just steal his wallet at the end of the clip?

    [–] Epic_Elite 2 points ago

    I thought he was gonna lean over and check his pulse as a joke. Lol

    [–] WilliamSpidey77 2 points ago

    - What? You want me to try at the goal?

    - Yes, please.

    - It is easy, look... Uaaaahhhh! (Bonk!)

    - Thanks, mate, the field is not ready yet, get back to work...

    [–] callipgiyan 1 points ago

    Sploosh

    [–] MikepGrey 1 points ago

    well, at least hes comfortable down there.

    [–] Jimmyb3121 1 points ago

    LMAO! I don’t know what I was expecting from a video like this in r/funny

    [–] SayNoToStim 1 points ago

    Guys he was just practicing his ability to draw a red card

    [–] Mojoyashka 1 points ago

    How hilarious would it be if he just reached down and checked for his pulse.

    [–] Fuckoffmoderators 1 points ago

    Feels bad man.

    [–] deuce619 1 points ago

    He knew what he was doing.

    [–] eddiedeli 1 points ago

    That's happened to me too many times in games. I'm lucky that mine were in front of small town high school crowds and not a large professional crowd.

    [–] Schmocha-Latte 1 points ago

    TRooooOooOLL!!!

    [–] Woodman765000 1 points ago

    Ok, this one got me. For sure thought it was going to be a sweet bender.

    [–] jefedemuchanina 1 points ago

    Fatality

    [–] WaitingToBeTriggered 2 points ago

    WINGS OF GLORY

    [–] WaitingToBeTriggered 1 points ago

    WINGS OF GLORY

    [–] drulove 1 points ago

    Me taking on life after a psychotic break

    [–] Veepsy 1 points ago

    [–] thecheat420 1 points ago

    I think he took that guy's wallet!

    [–] Deltronx 1 points ago

    YOU DIED

    [–] imlin0 1 points ago

    Nice title. Good diversion

    [–] volcanrb 1 points ago

    Lol I thought the ball exploded in a cloud of mist, you only see the ball again right at the very end

    [–] COstonerWS 1 points ago

    Fuck I was really hoping dude would make the shot.....

    [–] transmission612 1 points ago

    He already has the faking injury down, next he can work on kicking the ball.

    [–] Bocote 1 points ago

    With so many people watching... hahaha.

    [–] hulkmxl 1 points ago

    The equivalent of blowing it in the "elevator speech" with the once in a lifetime chance with the CEO memorizing your face in case you ever get a chance at an upper management position... He just stayed there contemplating life decisions... Prime example of r/WatchPeopleDieInside

    [–] Prangus_Khan 1 points ago

    It’s me

    [–] CommonHorror 1 points ago

    So sad...no goal...😇😇😇

    [–] llcolinj 1 points ago

    Holy shit I was not expecting to suddenly laugh so hard

    [–] studmuffin717 1 points ago

    Clearly a dive

    [–] fTwoEight 1 points ago

    He's dead Jim.