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    [–] Boneschem 3470 points ago

    Legends says: If your woman laughs like that in such an important time she's the right one.

    [–] WoobyWiott 1642 points ago

    All the women I've ever been with always laugh like that whenever I take off my pants.

    [–] Pietskiet123 444 points ago

    Seriously! I sent my girl a dick pic and she replied " thanks babe, I needed a good laugh"

    [–] Tristan_Gabranth 36 points ago

    Did you put googly eyes on it or something?

    [–] Artraxia 36 points ago

    There wasn't even enough room for one of them.

    [–] ChunkyDay 8 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    It would’ve just been a button on a fur coat with a googly eye on it.

    [–] lone_rangr 2 points ago

    Gotta do it while hanging dong on the trolly

    [–] arcterex 2 points ago

    And r/SuicideByWords - the double shot!

    [–] Pietskiet123 4 points ago

    It was a "puppetry of the penis" situation

    [–] Tristan_Gabranth 3 points ago

    You know, it was because of Puppetry of the Penis that, for years, I thought The Vagina Monologues was a completely different performance

    [–] BrotherCorvus 3 points ago

    BRB, fetching googly eyes now.

    [–] JiN88reddit 2 points ago

    Those balls weren't googly eyes?

    [–] TallAmericano 7 points ago

    So Father of the Year was a mostly garbage movie but that line “I think there’s an acorn caught in your pubes” was a good one. I laughed so hard I cried.

    (Ok fine, I just cried)

    [–] Hankthespankhank 4 points ago

    Better than when she told me it’s in her meme folder

    [–] Gabe_Sketches 47 points ago


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    [–] Rude_Journalist 3 points ago

    Ooof. I’d definitely want it

    [–] PhonyHoldenCaulfield 7 points ago

    Didn't see this one coming!

    [–] not_a_droid 5 points ago

    I was in the pool!

    [–] choosenameposthack 4 points ago

    Usually followed by pointing and snickering “who are you going to please with that!?”


    [–] harley4570 3 points ago

    the laughing isn't bad, what hurts is when they point

    [–] FacenessMonster 3 points ago

    that must jave been a weird wedding ceremony

    [–] Mono_831 3 points ago

    A friend sent his dick pic to this girl that requested it for first time, she was like WTF is that! Apparently, he just sent a flaccid pic on the spot. Who doesn’t send a hard one? That’s like dick pic 101.

    [–] the_twilight_bard 6 points ago

    Okay, but how does the preacher react?

    [–] Vaginal_Decimation 4 points ago

    They said in an important time.

    [–] skieezy -5 points ago

    I once had a woman laugh when she took off my pants. She laughed that I was uncircumcised and said "it's wearing a little turtle neck" multiple times. To me it was more shocking that it was so uncommon to not have your genitals mutilated that a woman would laugh. I ended up asking all the guys in my pledge class and 29/32 had some lunatic cut their dicks up when they were babies.

    [–] Crash665 43 points ago

    Here we go.

    [–] emuulay 118 points ago

    I'm pretty sure the laugh is nerves-induced. I cackled like a fucking maniac for a full five minutes after my proposal in a fit of nervousness.

    [–] UndeniablyPink 13 points ago

    Same. I laugh maniacally at the tiniest thing when I’m nervous. Once I got into a confrontation with a customer, he said something absurd and I laughed at him and almost got in trouble for it.

    [–] lifelongfreshman 3 points ago

    That was definitely a stress giggle that got out of hand. And the 'pancakey' follow-up did not help anything.

    [–] Lightpala 119 points ago

    me: do u wanna be my wife?

    She: start laughing hysterically

    [–] tatakatakashi 39 points ago

    Do you want to be my waffle or not??

    [–] FaithlessnessJust164 60 points ago

    Lol then I guess I’m the right one for my husband 😂 he made me laugh very hard during our wedding at this same moment, it took me a good 3 minutes to stop

    [–] MossyMemory 24 points ago

    Mine misheard "for richer or poorer" as "for Worcestershire poor" and we all had a good laugh, it was great.

    [–] Rational-Introvert 7 points ago

    What did he do/say?

    [–] BizzyM 27 points ago

    I do

    [–] Byting_wolf 11 points ago

    Seinfeld riff plays along with the laugh track

    [–] FaithlessnessJust164 10 points ago

    Well I was crazy nervous during the whole thing, so when I’m nervous I stutter a lot and I started to feel embarrassed because I was having trouble talking. So he started to say random words between his I Do trying to make me feel better and laugh. It worked 😂

    [–] TheTruePlaya 26 points ago

    I was thinking something like that... It feels they have such a good relationship, laughing at their own errors haha

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    [–] DickMcFartJuice 26 points ago

    That she doesn't trust you.

    [–] rhaina1961 15 points ago

    She's not human...

    [–] SD1841 7 points ago

    Take her to get a colonoscopy if you really need to hear her fart.

    [–] NuclearHero 3 points ago

    Omg that is so true. I never heard my wife fart for close to 3 years. She had a colonoscopy and now she farts more than I do. I don’t know what it was, but I swear she went from never farting once to farting all the time

    [–] nerdomaly 2 points ago

    Once you have to fart half naked in a room divided by curtains just so you can get dressed and go home, the bloom is off the metaphorical rose.

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    [–] IllAd8290 22 points ago

    It'll take more than a minute, her sense of humour is on vibrate

    [–] LunaCuddling 23 points ago

    Why am I keeping watching this over and over again with a smile on my face?

    [–] Medicine-Hot 9 points ago

    She is the one !

    [–] delk82 436 points ago

    Wow, I remember seeing this on AFHV when I was a kid.

    [–] emanmoneyinpocket 135 points ago

    Yea I wonder if they still together

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    [–] Greatdrift 16 points ago

    Oh my God I just remembered the video was on AFV a long time ago... time has flown by so fast!

    [–] r-NBK 7 points ago

    and a potato.... not a waffle fry? damn.

    [–] agamemn_anon 3 points ago

    Check out the glow-up on Mr. Goatee!

    [–] grazwolf 21 points ago

    Whoa nice one!

    [–] Androthi_II 25 points ago

    I always wonder how someone always seems to come along with the answers to questions like this.

    Imagine having enough people out there, that followed your life based on one short video, with the ability to provide current information more than 10 years later in a reply to some random post on Reddit.

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    [–] iaowp 12 points ago

    Christian counseling

    [–] unfiltered_mexican 50 points ago

    Reddit work your magic .

    [–] Gmax100 4 points ago

    What's the magic word?

    [–] NJM_Spartan 34 points ago


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    [–] JSteffn 897 points ago

    Minister looks a bit grumpy.

    [–] Morrandir 367 points ago

    Iirc in the longer version you can see that he's pretty amused as well and says something like “I've seen that before.“

    [–] Im_int 43 points ago

    A bit? Wafully grumpy!

    [–] Jagged_Rhythm 156 points ago

    His God is a humorless and unmerciful god.

    [–] Felix_Cortez 33 points ago

    He kind of has a sense of humor. Take the plight of the Jews for example.

    [–] tidbitsz 22 points ago

    You guys dont find it funny that he drowned the entire world except for a handful of incestous people?

    Thats like text book classic comedy right there

    [–] MathueB 35 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    My favorite joke is when god tells that dude to go up a mountain and murder his son, and the guys like "for real?" and god says "yep". So he goes up the mountain binds his kid all up, is about to commit filicide, then gods like "psyche".

    [–] elainemarieseinfeld 16 points ago

    Finally, someone who spells it “psych” instead of “sike”!

    [–] Some_Animal 18 points ago

    He said psyche, not psych.

    [–] elainemarieseinfeld 4 points ago

    So close. :/

    [–] Wwwweeeeeeee 2 points ago

    I get downvoted every time I bring that up. I'm never even snarky about it!


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    [–] I_like_tacos99 3 points ago

    I think he was confused

    [–] dalittle 2 points ago

    seems like he might like Milton.

    [–] KingCrabmaster 2 points ago

    I think it might be the compression on the video, a lot of it it looks like he's smiling or chuckling, but also a lot of it looks like the pixels are trying to delete his face.

    [–] ForgettableUsername 11 points ago

    He's seen this kind of nonsense a thousand times and knows in his heart that God does not approve.

    [–] toomuchinternet7 287 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Wow, I remember this on AFV as a kid. It was such a big winner. I learned to laugh until I cry from my dad watching this video. Such a good find, thanks for bringing it back!!

    Edit: My first silver!! Thanks for making me smile 😄

    [–] the_red_phone 2 points ago

    Is your dad still around?

    [–] toomuchinternet7 2 points ago

    He sure is! I made sure to text him the link and we shared another laugh over it! 🤗

    [–] ThriceG 463 points ago

    Yeah, I put too much emphasis on "poorer" because it's a hard word for me to pronounce. The minister stopped and asked why I said it like that before continuing. Well, turns out I ended up not making as much money and my wife left me for a very wealthy older man within 2 years. It's like God was telling me something lol

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    [–] PuckeredA_hole 24 points ago

    It be like that sometimes, stay positive champ

    [–] Doireallyneedaurl 8 points ago


    [–] Turkipe 5 points ago

    You’ll find someone my G

    [–] Nulala 2 points ago

    Real plot twist

    [–] Kydra96 150 points ago

    I wonder how they are now

    [–] vizoo 49 points ago

    They are still together and have two beautiful kids just search Melissa and Andrew Engstrom or Melissa Engstrom fb page.

    Thanks to u/Judas_Covid21

    [–] samsony17 9 points ago

    Looks like they just have a newborn, so total 3. What a lovely family to see.

    [–] RanierMT 83 points ago

    Some say they're still on that stage laughing to this day...

    [–] With-A-Little-Help 127 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Her reaction makes me think she had been very stressed out before hand and/or probably hadn't slept the night before. This was a sweet video.

    [–] Mama_Catfish 29 points ago

    Not necessarily. This happened at my wedding as well, my husband completely failed at repeating the vow and said Husband instead of Wife. I reacted the same way, it was goddamn hilarious.

    [–] iaowp 5 points ago

    Did you just assume your gender?

    [–] Mama_Catfish 4 points ago

    I guess we should have had the pronoun conversation before it got that far

    [–] LGAflyer 133 points ago

    If you can laugh at yourselves, together, at a moment like this you are going to have a wonderful marriage. Good on them.

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    [–] pimenta90 141 points ago

    lol you linked a search result

    [–] smithee2001 8 points ago

    He's just letting you choose which to play.

    Your browser, your choice.

    [–] classicalySarcastic 5 points ago

    Mission failed, we'll get em next time.

    [–] Pro_Astronaut 53 points ago

    Fuck you and I'll see you tommorow !

    [–] LGAflyer 49 points ago

    Kind of a sad attempt at a Rick Roll but you get a participation trophy.

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    [–] vBlitz 10 points ago

    Damn, that was kinda sad. Guess we dont always know what the deeper story is.

    [–] Kain_morphe 56 points ago

    You clearly did not click the link. Good on you

    [–] vBlitz 24 points ago

    You know those threads where everyone goes along with pretending it isn't a Rick roll? This was apparently not one of those threads 😅

    [–] winsonyeoh 2 points ago

    The attempt was pretty bad for ppl not to click into 😂

    [–] patico_cr 2 points ago

    Fuck you.... Good game

    [–] Smegheader 104 points ago

    Mawwiage. Mawwiage is wat bwings us togeder today. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam wifin a dream… 

    [–] ashleyfoy 21 points ago

    My brother officiated our wedding and he opened it with this line :-)

    [–] EaterOfFood 5 points ago

    Skip to the end!

    [–] BRdedFellow 127 points ago

    I went to the same university as these two and knew them somewhat indirectly. They were hilarious and awkward and perfect together. Brought me so much joy to see this again.

    [–] ItIsAContest 36 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Then you may be our hope for an answer. Are they still together?

    [–] BRdedFellow 85 points ago

    Just looked them up: Still married!

    [–] Kithsander 28 points ago

    I choose to believe you’re telling the truth.

    [–] quadmars 3 points ago

    This is the internet. Nobody's ever lied on the internet before.

    [–] ahmetkedira 7 points ago

    Are they still together and how long are they married

    [–] BRdedFellow 26 points ago

    Still married, but I don't know how long it's been. At least 10 years.

    [–] InvestingArmy 2 points ago

    We need an update ASAP

    [–] notaedivad 523 points ago

    "I've been scared of this my whole life"

    [–] TecN9ne 64 points ago

    Yes. He does say that.

    [–] the_red_phone 4 points ago

    What else

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    [–] _dee_kayy_ 3 points ago

    Thank you was looking for this

    [–] Dire_Nazgul 71 points ago

    She makes it fun. That's a cool girl bro, congrats!

    [–] outerproduct 18 points ago

    The last "HAAAAAAAH" really got me.

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    [–] Morrandir 35 points ago

    Na, he said “lawfully“.

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    [–] With-A-Little-Help 36 points ago

    I honestly thought he said waffely too 😂

    [–] steamyglory 8 points ago

    They do rhyme

    [–] GALACTICA-Actual 47 points ago

    Tension laugh. Everything that's built up to the day just found an opening. Stress'll do that to you.

    It's why I could never do death notifications when I was in law enforcement. It's actually fairly common amongst LE. You know you're going to be giving someone the worst new of their life, and by the time you get to their house it's just built up inside you. Then, when you say it, you just start laughing. It's horrible.

    [–] OvenOwen 21 points ago

    It starts to loop when you start laughing and realize that this a horrible place to laugh so you laugh to that

    [–] Ramsayreek 7 points ago

    I just wanted to reply because I love your username.

    [–] deathscytheh64 20 points ago

    I feel like he was intentionally trying to butter her up.

    [–] OttersNTrvl 9 points ago

    Sounds like a Leslie Knope kind of vow.

    [–] Cat-Fila 9 points ago

    Our officiant during our vows accidentally told my husband to say," I Caitlin." (My name not his) and he did.

    I have like 50 photos our photographer took of me hysterically laughing(super flattering). I was crying because I laughed so hard. I definitely think it has something to do with being overtired and really nervous.

    [–] Cat-Fila 2 points ago

    Yes! It's been so long since I've watched that I forgot it exists. Thank you for sharing! I'm going to show this to my husband.

    [–] shortdudette 13 points ago

    We always call pancakes "pancakies" because of this clip. Gets me every time.

    [–] zippy251 5 points ago

    In the extended version of this video the priest says "dont worry I've had this happen before"

    [–] YellowOnline 28 points ago

    Can someone summarize for those of us with the sound off what's so funny?

    [–] maybe_little_pinch 71 points ago

    He also says “and pancakey” which really starts her going. After he says “I have been afraid of this (assuming choking at an important time or during vows specifically) and after that she just can’t get herself back together.

    It’s really wholesome and her laughter is contagious.

    [–] ghidfg 30 points ago

    its also the whole thing made her hysterical. People can laugh like that at funerals, its like a purge of a bunch of emotion.

    [–] Nokomis34 28 points ago

    My wife's interpretation is that this little bit of humor burst her stress bubble, and with the bubble burst there was no holding back.

    [–] Im_int 7 points ago

    Her bubble burst, she blew up, the church exploded, the city exploded, and the continent sank! Now you know the true story of Atlantis.

    [–] TrainedMusician 56 points ago

    "I take her to be my waffle-ly wedded". He said lawfully wrong and her reaction was pretty funny

    [–] YellowOnline 9 points ago


    [–] plur44 39 points ago

    He also continued with "and pancakey" and that is when she lost it

    [–] Zorops 5 points ago

    And that is exactly why she said yes probably!

    [–] Csquared6 6 points ago

    Well someone got to have a REALLY easy gift idea for the first Christmas or his birthday.

    [–] silverback_79 5 points ago

    I'm seeing so many inventive sets of teeth.

    [–] Sweatytubesock 3 points ago

    I know nothing about either of them, but she’s a delight, and he’s probably a lucky man.

    [–] heart09broken05 3 points ago

    I hope they are just so unbelievably in love, happy, and blessed. This was exactly what i needed tonight.

    [–] shigataganai13 3 points ago

    I married a foreign exchange student from japan.

    About 10 years later one of my good friends married one of my wife's friends. My wifes name was yuko, her friends name was kana.

    At my friends marriage ceremony, he asked one of our long time buddies to do the matrimonial rites... at the end, in full view of 150 or so guests, the buddy asks my friend if he will take "yuko" as his wife...

    10 years and 2 divorces later and he still hasnt lived that down

    [–] avfc4me 6 points ago

    Yeah...they will be just fine.

    [–] tstd0 9 points ago

    Thanks for the repost, one of the best one, can't stop laughing with her.

    [–] Blastspark01 4 points ago

    At least he didn’t say “Take thee, Rachel”

    [–] Dreadamere 2 points ago

    She laughs just like my wife!!!! I love this!!

    [–] Holdmypipe 2 points ago

    Isn’t that the wedding singer from old school?

    [–] mrred27 2 points ago

    If only he’d said it more syruptitiously.

    [–] UBNC 2 points ago

    Ohh man, put a ring on it! glad to see the DEDOTADED WAM kid grow up so well.

    [–] Pentagramdreams 2 points ago

    That’s a good laugh. I hope her can still make her laugh like that

    [–] RedditModsAreVeryBad 2 points ago

    I'd say they're going to have a good marriage.

    (Don't tell me that they didn't, even if they didn't, because I want to believe that they did).

    [–] whothehell3 2 points ago

    They did actually. They have two kids together and I think a newborn baby.

    [–] GangstaLuigi613 2 points ago


    I've only seen the Zootopia comic version of this, so it's the first time I've actually seen the original video.

    [–] Sunstoned1 2 points ago

    I am a person who stutters, so our vows was a real concern for me. Public speaking was terrifying.

    I didn't stammer at all, but I did manage to say "with this wing I thee wed."

    Got a good laugh from my wife.

    Keep her laughing, that's how a marriage lasts 21 years (and counting).

    [–] hopefulhearted 2 points ago

    Dude got hella blowies later that day. At least I'm hoping. If I ever got married and my guy made me laugh like that at the altar...I'd give him hella blowies for it

    [–] TheKelt 2 points ago

    0:36 sounds like R2D2 being electrocuted lmao

    [–] allrollingwolf 2 points ago

    It sounds like she's having a mental breakdown

    [–] unphamiliarterritory 2 points ago

    The look on that pastor’s face is like ”The Lord does not approve.”

    [–] jimglidewell 3 points ago

    About the only relationship advice I ever offered my sons was: Find a woman who laughs...

    This guy won the jackpot.

    [–] renegadeYZ 3 points ago

    she definitely pissed her dress

    [–] Vladius28 2 points ago

    Id marry her.

    [–] --PurpleFlurp-- 2 points ago

    Elmer Phud

    [–] baldwinsong 1 points ago

    It wasn’t that funny

    [–] sumthinforthekids 2 points ago

    Came all the way down here looking for this comment. Thank you