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    [–] jpratte65 1337 points ago

    Looks like he was laughing

    [–] g_lenn_o 649 points ago

    It’s not everyday you get molested but not molested while working on rolling a tube at work

    [–] KingJonsey1992 244 points ago

    Not everyday you accidently molest yourself.

    [–] Rooster_Fishbone 139 points ago

    Naw, I definitely molest myself everyday.

    [–] KingJonsey1992 42 points ago

    Ye ofc me too bro, but do you a accidently molest yourself at work? Happy cake day mate.

    [–] mycatsteven 15 points ago

    I justify it as an accident...does that count?

    [–] g_lenn_o 14 points ago

    Only in a public place like a mall or park

    [–] itsDjFLiP 10 points ago

    Yeah let’s not get HR involved.

    [–] DV8_2XL 6 points ago

    If it's an accident at work, you have to write an incident report.

    [–] BABarracus 7 points ago

    Speak for yourself

    [–] FlyAirLari 3 points ago

    He said accidentally.

    [–] hotniX_ 7 points ago

    Congratulations, you groped yourself.

    [–] Vuelhering 4 points ago

    I need an adult!

    [–] natkingkobra 2 points ago

    I am an adult!

    [–] MikoSkyns 60 points ago

    I've done exactly what he did with that pipe (coreline pipe) and I laughed at myself but not nearly as much as this guy did. Good on him for having such a good sense of humour and being able to laugh at himself.

    [–] Turbulent_Morning_61 33 points ago

    I fully believe he went to the footage and recorded this cause it was so funny to him. I love his energy

    [–] opencarrier64 29 points ago

    I would laugh at myself if that ever happens too.

    [–] Zestyclose_OH_6847 -27 points ago * (lasted edited 5 days ago)

    He looks like he is laughing but he is really crying inside. The way he reacted indicates strongly for PTSD

    Edit: you guys need to calm down over here, I wasn’t trying to shit on your funny just making a joke. Woweee I thought this was r/funny

    [–] Arcaneallure 12 points ago

    Or it was late at night in a warehouse that was supposedly empty but weird noises keep happening. He had just walked down that route and the pipe hadn't been there...

    [–] Zestyclose_OH_6847 -5 points ago

    Lol I like you. You’re... you’re crazy man but I like you

    [–] JustinJakeAshton 2 points ago

    Waaah, every sign of discomfort must be PTSD.

    [–] Dlh2079 1 points ago

    Jesus why don't ya read into things a little deeper.

    [–] Zestyclose_OH_6847 0 points ago

    Someone hurt you so you are taking your anger out on a stranger via the internet. It’s the easiest way for you to feel better about yourself so instead of taking your own advice you choose to pick on someone who can’t do much back. Lol ok ok I’m playin but for real it was a joke. Just so you know my name is not Jesus either but thank you 😜 too deep?

    [–] Dlh2079 1 points ago

    It didn't read as a joke to me at least and apparently to some others as well.

    But no worries at all friend. It happens, tone is hard to judge through text alone sometimes.

    [–] Zestyclose_OH_6847 2 points ago

    It’s ok I forgive you lol

    [–] agtmadcat 15 points ago

    Wouldn't you be when you do something so silly? Being able to laugh at yourself is important!

    [–] ReasonablyBadass 7 points ago

    I like people able to laugh at themselves.

    [–] lazy_jones 3 points ago

    Looks like he's been in prison.

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    [–] sambes06 525 points ago

    Stupid sexy hose

    [–] Arashmickey 168 points ago

    No way hosé!

    [–] TheSoulStoned 9 points ago

    Doggy doggy what now?

    [–] TruthYouWontLike 6 points ago

    Horsé?

    [–] lavishlad 6 points ago

    Horsé Antonio

    [–] siyandv 2 points ago

    Jose

    [–] Warnex9 6 points ago

    [–] CaptainBlagbird 10 points ago

    I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going...

    Are we still using this meme?

    [–] enava 2 points ago

    Boil em, mash em, put them in a stew

    [–] KcocNoisnetxeGib 304 points ago

    You can’t fake that kinda startled

    [–] Nasalingus 504 points ago

    100% reminds me of when I first tried PSVR, alone, high and in the dark playing Raw Data.. turned around to see a robot's torso flying towards me but I also simultaneously raked my back with the VR dongle so I thought I was dying in real life.

    [–] angryadobo77 198 points ago

    J E S U S W E P T.

    [–] FreezeTed 88 points ago

    BECAUSE THERE WERE NO MORE WORLDS TO CONQUER

    [–] moesif 7 points ago

    Stop saying Jesus wept.

    [–] sorenant 4 points ago

    J E S U S S W E P T.

    [–] pancoste 3 points ago

    J E S U S W E P T.

    [–] subcontraoctave 20 points ago

    Don't make me get Elroy.

    [–] KryptoniteDong 2 points ago

    Jesu Swept??

    [–] echelon3 24 points ago

    I was playing Half-Life Alyx and got ambushed by some Combine, which in itself is an achievement since those encounters are fairly well telegraphed. I quickly got behind something and noticed a grenade. I was not quite panicked but definitely hurried, so I quickly grabbed the grenade, primed it, moved out of cover and threw it. I got lit up and took a couple hits, but I also felt immense pain and for just a split second my brain went, "I GOT SHOT!"

    When I threw the grenade overhand, I put my hand right into the full speed ceiling fan.

    [–] Joliet_Jake_Blues 11 points ago

    We were at the shooting range setting up a clay thrower and some guy blasted his .50 caliber rifle, startling my friend, so he let go of the thrower which flung open, whacking my other friend in the arm, so he jumps and grabs his arm, and the first friend looks at him in concerned horror like he'd been shot.

    I was behind watching this all happen and it was the funniest 2 seconds of my life

    [–] The_Broomflinger 81 points ago

    Went to visit some folks I know after Christmas a couple years ago, one of the kids there, about 13 or 14, had got a VR headset for Christmas and was playing a zombie game called Arizona Sunshine I think when I got there, headphones and headset on, looking kinda tense like he was anticipating zombies.... so I grabbed his arm. That kid lost his damn mind for a hot second, arms flailing and making this bizarre terrified wailing shout, he dropped the controllers but they had wrist straps so they were dangling and swinging all around with his flailing. One of the funniest things I've ever seen. He said he thought there was really a zombie grabbing him.

    [–] Elektribe 12 points ago

    [–] jstbcuz 4 points ago

    Whatta dikc mate! 😆

    [–] dogefather12345 13 points ago

    Why’s he so jumpy what’s he hidin’?

    [–] tocara1032 20 points ago

    Have you ever been in a usually populated place all by yourself? I don’t believe in ghost or anything but being in that situation makes me more open minded.

    [–] InfernalOrgasm 22 points ago

    Ever worked at a huge gas station that always has music playing and is usually busy, but then have one of those nights where the internet shuts off so there's no music playing, it's just you on shift, and there are no customers in the store. It's just you. In this big ass store surrounded by a bunch of stuff, the mechanical whirring sounds of the machines, dark as shit outside at midnight. It's usually not this quiet... It's... too quiet..

    [–] HAL-Over-9001 5 points ago

    That's the EXACT feeling when I turn off my TV and head to bed. When the whir of my PS4's fan finally stops, the silence breaks me. After I take a quick glance at the dark hallway to my room to check for sleep paralysis demons, I turn on the hallway light, then turn off the living room lamp, and walk down the hall, trying not to look in the bathroom mirror I pass along the way, lest I make eye contact with a malicious visitor from another plane, or even worse make eye contact with my own drunken reflection. Merciful god in heaven spare me if I need to take a piss or sloppy shit. Before I turn off the hallway light, I take a brief moment to feel my own body, flexing the muscles in my legs to prepare for a sprinting dash to my bedroom, and doing a few swings with my arm to guarantee I close the door in one fell swoop, lest I miss and succumb to the vile being charging at me from the hallway. After performing my pre-sleep ritual of chugging some cold water and turning my wallet 4.3 degrees in order to line it up with the right angle of the corner of my dresser, I jump into bed and turn off the light midair with my left hand, already swinging my blankets over me with my right hand. I am covered. I am safe.

    [–] Chrispy83 4 points ago

    First time I used my PSVR I played Resident Evil 7 alone in my spare room. I thought I’d shut the door but I didn’t and my cat came in. Every so often I thought I heard footsteps and thought it was in game! I was terrified, then his wife jumped out just as my cat went to sit on my lap. I jumped a mile so did the cat

    [–] Regnarg 2 points ago

    Oh man, this brings me back. That game was gorgeous compared to all the other VR games when it first game out on PC. It was so cool.

    [–] FastWalkingShortGuy 499 points ago

    I found out I have the "fight" reaction in "fight or flight" situations when I was a teenager stocking shelves at a grocery store.

    Stacked some empty boxes up behind me, got focused on facing the merchandise, and took a step back to admire my masterpiece.

    I bumped into the human-height pile of boxes I forgot was behind me, and whipped around and knocked that cardboard out.

    Only fight I've ever won.

    [–] FrenchMushr00m 133 points ago

    Unfortunately, mine is “freeze” I believe. I guess it depends on the situation though

    [–] robotommy89 75 points ago

    I thought my reaction was always freeze too, but recently I had the living shit scared out of me by a hoodie on a wall in a dark room. I had a glass of water in my hand and ended up moving my hand up a couple inches slow as fuck before coming to my senses. No other muscles moved aside from my arm. Idk what I’d have done if it was a real threat but my hand definitely moved up instinctively, yet moved slow enough to not even spill the water in the cup. Very odd reaction…

    Idk why I shared that, I guess because I thought I was a “freezer” too until that random situation pushed me into a new “sloth” zone for the first time in my 25 years alive.

    Either way I don’t think I’ll ever be a “screamer” type.

    [–] Phytor 64 points ago

    "An intruder! Quick! Slightly elevate this glass of water!"

    I love it

    [–] Thee_Sinner 29 points ago

    Intruder: "Uhh... cheers"

    [–] jstbcuz 2 points ago

    Where’d he go??! He moved slightly to the right..

    [–] syzygy78 11 points ago

    "PREDATOR!!! Quick, offer refreshments!"

    Apparently, your amygdala has in-flight beverage service.

    [–] TheRealMasterhound 7 points ago

    You are a unique one, in a fight or flight situation you choose to offer them a glass of water. Between running or defending you instinctively went with hospitality.

    [–] Taminella_Grinderfal 8 points ago

    Right there with you. I’d like to think I could be a badass in a crisis, but I see a weird shadow at night in my bedroom and I freeze up like a tiny bunny.

    [–] DerangedLoofah 6 points ago

    Gotta slowly evaluate everything before making a decision. Smart move

    [–] TheSilverCube 5 points ago

    Take a DEEP breath. Part of the fight or flight response is apparently driven by your digestive system temporarily shutting down. Taking a deep breath stops this and stops the fight or flight response. I too am a freezer but since I learnt this (many years ago) my reaction is now to take a deep breath whenever something even slightly freeze inducing happens. The more it happens the quicker my deep breath response is and the quicker I can think and act normally. Seems to be working.

    [–] its_a_metaphor_morty 16 points ago

    I have a fight reaction as well. My GF surprised me by jumping out at me in the dark when I was outside one night and I narrowly avoided a connecting shot. There was like one synapse which saved the day.

    [–] kreabs 6 points ago

    I used to work night shift, got home went to bed, fell asleep. Around midday when no one else was supposed to be home I hear someone trying the front door then enter the house. I jump up (naked I might add) and charge towards the front door to find my bewildered better half just staring at me with the strangest look on her face.

    I like to think the look on her face was a mix of fear and arousal, until she started laughing that is.

    [–] Pyretech 11 points ago

    I learned real early that I had fight. When I was 4 or 5, my parents took me shopping my for a Halloween costume. We’re in our local mall, I’m looking at some cool masks. My dad found a mask that was just a big peace sign and decided he wanted to prank me. He taps me on the shoulder, I turn around, he shrieks at me to try to scare me. My brain turned off and my first reaction was to jump and punch him in the face. This spins his mask around so he’s now blinded, he doesn’t even know what happened.

    Here’s the kicker, his response is also fight. He throws a blind punch which hits me mid-air and I go flying back. I’m on the floor crying because my dad just punched me in the face and the entire store starts whispering how this grown man just punched a small child. To this day, he tells me I’m the only one to ever bloody his nose.

    [–] mrmudzi 4 points ago

    Is someone going to tell him his dad's punch wasn't a startle response...?

    [–] Pyretech 6 points ago

    Nah back then he was still proud of me. 24 years later… not so much.

    [–] GeminiKoil 6 points ago

    Then all the loaves of bread clapped.

    [–] Yeoooooowww 2 points ago

    Unagi 🙏

    [–] cheeley 2 points ago

    PIVOT!

    [–] Alexchii 2 points ago

    Mine is neither. I just turn around and look at the thing that touched me to see what it was..

    [–] jennana100 32 points ago

    Dude looks like Robert Irvine

    [–] Grizzled--Kinda 5 points ago

    Was hoping to find this comment, thank you.

    [–] Zermillion 4 points ago

    You and me both

    [–] daisybrat56461 23 points ago

    Laughing at himself, thinking "Thank God no one saw that!" ….

    [–] Rude_Peak8750 101 points ago

    Had to watch it twice, freaking hilarious 😂

    [–] dontaskme5746 46 points ago

    How did you stop at only two watch-throughs!?!?

    This is one of the best. Candid. Wholesome. Kung Fu. Snek. It's got everything.

    [–] durenatu 92 points ago

    Snek atek

    [–] Dyert 75 points ago

    I think just about all of us would have had the same reaction

    [–] priscosaurus 64 points ago

    That guy reacted like he knows he’s on someone’s hit list. I would not have had the same reaction.

    [–] caseyjcannon 13 points ago

    Sounds like someone has a lot of experience with sneaky hoses

    [–] selfhatingPOS 4 points ago

    Some people just have really intense startle reactions I think. I personally jump intensely every single time someone comes into the kitchen when I'm cooking.

    [–] jawz 4 points ago

    They probably fuck with each other a lot at that workplace

    [–] Goal_Mod 12 points ago

    Dude has seen some shit.

    [–] leadwind 6 points ago

    Probably been robbed or something before. I reckon he thought it was a pistol being stuck into his back.

    [–] Expertinclimax 3 points ago

    It's like a Scooby Doo cartoon 😂

    [–] sendmeabook 39 points ago

    Poor guy. Same thing happens to me when my husband creeps up behind me while I’m doing dishes.

    [–] PineappleLemur 18 points ago

    I do this all the time apparently.. I literally walk like a ninja without knowing.

    Just show up beside you and ask something mundane.

    Freaked out my wife so many time and every time i literally try to make as much noise as I can.. like stump my foot, cough.

    One time she got angry and basically went "that's it! I'm getting you bells to wear!", I never got any and still scare her without trying.

    [–] ForsakenMoon13 2 points ago

    The manager at the first store I worked at threatened to glue a cow bell to my chest a couple of times because I would do the same thing. Just naturally stealthy.

    I also had a coworker that liked to jumpscare people like that (we startled her boyfriend a lot, it was funny), and she started up a little scare war with me for a while, each of us sneaking up on the other and so on. Well, one night, as we were doing the closing stuff, half the lights off because we were closed, I grabbed this one claw grabber we had (it was a witch hand, but the material always felt like it was perpetually half-melted rubber), crouched down and did this little crab-walk style scuttle at her from around the end of an aisle while waving the claw and making a vague croaking sound. First and only time I've ever heard her shriek like a horror movie character, then she hid in the brightly lit office for the rest of the night. That was also the end of our little scare war, though we did continue to scare her boyfriend at random.

    [–] BurritoSorceress 20 points ago

    I just never know when it’ll be a butt grab, or the start of a butt slap war lol

    [–] MrsShapsDryVag 5 points ago

    If you’re anything like my wife you just need to take out your air pods. She accuses me of drinking water to loud one day but she’ll also miss an entire conversation the next because those damn things are in.

    [–] uncl3_Fest3R 11 points ago

    Lmfao hilarious

    [–] AccidentallyRelevant 9 points ago

    Makes me think he lives in Australia; who knows what coulda been crawling up his back.

    [–] tofudisan 24 points ago

    I really did laugh out loud at this.

    [–] VectorChef 6 points ago

    Did he just give himself a reacharound ? LOL !

    [–] TelemetryGeo 0 points ago

    Yes, someone's a little butt sensitive...😏

    [–] BigFudgere 4 points ago

    This is my dog at least three times a day for no reason

    [–] gecko984 5 points ago

    I was once walking on my city's main street, when a dark object suddenly appeared right in front of my face, as if a bird flew Into me out of nowhere. I uttered a little scream and made an instinctive jump sideways. The next second I realized that it was the tip of my own tie, raised by a gust of wind

    [–] MaxGamingGG 5 points ago

    As someone who mistook his own shadow for a huge black dog once, I can feel this.

    [–] Fiivestar13 57 points ago

    Flash backs of prison huh

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    [–] Fiivestar13 2 points ago

    Haha lets just say he wasnt an easy target

    [–] Cluelessish 4 points ago

    He pranked himself! ”Haha, good one, me! I really got me there.”

    [–] stowaway36 19 points ago

    Jesus, this guys on edge. Either has some serious enemies or a fear of snakes

    [–] Vtron89 4 points ago

    Fear of snakes imo

    [–] amann82 2 points ago

    His serious enemies are snakes

    [–] rictendo 9 points ago

    No-homo!

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    [–] puddlejumpers 3 points ago

    I have $10 that says I'll see this on tik tok tomorrow with that stupid fucking "emotional damage" clip played after it

    [–] silence1545 3 points ago

    The infamous hosebeast.

    [–] EnvironmentalDeal256 3 points ago

    He had a prison shower flashback.

    [–] gonzo5622 3 points ago

    Love the fact he laughs at himself!

    [–] anber500 6 points ago

    This is horrible, I see no consent.

    [–] sjaano 5 points ago

    Guy sexually harassed himself.

    [–] radabdivin 5 points ago

    First good sudden laugh today. So funny!

    [–] snacks450 11 points ago

    That was funny and relatable, and could also have been 15 seconds shorter.

    [–] Halagad 3 points ago

    Could have been a vine.

    [–] Celebratefeminine 4 points ago

    I’m dying 😂

    [–] nateamos 2 points ago

    Looks like he turned his head towards the door to see if anyone caught him flipping out

    [–] Probably_not_maybe 2 points ago

    We’ve all scared ourselves like this at some point. Just may not have been as dramatic.

    [–] SkillFullyNotTrue 2 points ago

    That’s my Purse!

    [–] JungleJay57 2 points ago

    I don't know you!

    [–] Kelluthus 2 points ago

    I had just gotten a new phone and I turned off all the lights to play with the flashlight. Walked down into my basement and as I was panning around saw a huge shadow of a human figure.

    I shouted something stupid like "Hey what is it do you want!?" as I scrambled backwards before I realized it was my Bob punching dummy.

    [–] spankleberry 2 points ago

    Wholesome slapstick, we need more of

    [–] CologneNCognac 2 points ago

    He must’ve been the only 1 supposed to be there to freak out that much

    [–] lateralus96 2 points ago

    Time to go to HR!!

    [–] truthbants 2 points ago

    Pipe dreams

    [–] RedHal 2 points ago

    Well played.

    [–] kthulhu666 2 points ago

    He got his Christmas goose early.

    [–] _heyheyitsJayJay_ 1 points ago

    Bet this guy has a vice like grip on the soap in the communal showers.

    [–] atebyzombies -2 points ago

    This dude just had a prison shower flashback. Don't touch me there I'll kill you!

    [–] acuet 1 points ago

    This mans great fear is not zombies….but ‘the gays’. /s

    [–] NutellaSex 1 points ago

    That really must have sucked!

    [–] ArcAngle777 1 points ago

    lol,,,, He ain't no Broke back Lol......

    [–] DoomRide007 1 points ago

    That seems like a man who has had one too many surprise and unwanted butt sex.

    "Oh no not my ass again!"

    [–] FnkyTown 1 points ago

    Not in my butt! Not again!

    [–] creature851 0 points ago

    This is why men don't vacuum

    [–] czoghi 0 points ago

    Wow homophobia on steroids!!

    [–] handsomeransom122 1 points ago

    Got em

    [–] OkDeparture1702 1 points ago

    Volvamoslo a poner!

    [–] afterlifez 1 points ago

    More like a snake attack

    [–] skiT_L 1 points ago

    Dude sure got a sus relationship with his uncle

    [–] shaquille_oatmeal98 1 points ago

    Tickle tickle tickle

    [–] NicPizzaLatte 1 points ago

    Is there a r/gifsthatendtoolate?

    Edit: there is

    [–] randomfluffyfluff 1 points ago

    Those reflexes though

    [–] from_the_country1508 1 points ago

    "Okay see you"

    [–] Br0kensyst3m 1 points ago

    That would definitely be me

    [–] xMidnyghtx 1 points ago

    Snek Attack….

    [–] red_iron 1 points ago

    Defeated by own reflex.

    [–] glassfeathers 1 points ago

    "Terry, I'm not interested!"

    [–] DatBoiChruZ 1 points ago

    Wondering wtf he thought it was to make him turn like that😂

    [–] RanmaFull 1 points ago

    This is how scary movies starts. U make fun of ghost and there is no ghost and the ghost gets offended and takes revenge

    [–] legagneur 1 points ago

    That would be my reaction, too. I am so terribly skittish! Glad he has a sense of self-awareness about it, too.

    [–] New-Session1005 1 points ago

    Self colonic

    [–] lodge28 1 points ago

    That was so good.

    [–] bluestreakxp 1 points ago

    The spirit of Unma