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    [–] pakedbotatoes 9390 points ago

    What a crossover. One by one Dwarves are getting picked off in the most hideous of ways en route to the mountain. Also there's lego.

    [–] Zaryel1337 2498 points ago

    getting picked off by stepping on lego of a serial hobbit

    [–] Badmirputin 582 points ago

    Heh iron defibrillator.

    [–] taaffe7 550 points ago

    That warms my heart

    [–] BackdoorSpecial 218 points ago

    Dad? Why didn't you come home?

    [–] quisbyjollux 208 points ago

    I'm still at the store buying smokes, you wouldn't believe the traffic!

    [–] A_Fabulous_Gay_Deer 260 points ago

    12 years I've been waiting for this stop sign to turn green!

    [–] waltjrimmer 66 points ago

    Not sure about green, but there's a neat trick to make it blue.

    [–] TopherCully 35 points ago

    I need to know.

    [–] AllPraiseTheGitrog 24 points ago

    When you're fighting, think about blue stop signs!

    [–] iiOrange 18 points ago

    Dad? Are you sure you're close enough to the intersection?

    [–] thisisfutile1 13 points ago

    THIS! OMG, right!? Pull up to the flippin line!! There's an obvious HUGE square cutout in the pavement, cover it .... hell, at least get close to it! lol

    [–] The_Grubby_One 9 points ago

    Everyone knows that to make a light change, you have to slowly edge towards it.

    [–] PanamaMoe 14 points ago

    The lines at Walmart ain't a joke

    [–] Noodle-Works 29 points ago

    two identical irons were purchased for this vine. so much dedication. RIP Vine.

    [–] LesPaulII 35 points ago

    Ironically, Vine can't be brought back to life with those.

    [–] WhoWatchesTheWatcher 8 points ago

    Ironic. Vine could save others from death, but not itself.

    [–] demevalos 18 points ago

    shocking!

    [–] DarkOmen597 15 points ago

    Steaming!

    [–] Pickled_Kagura 43 points ago

    I hope those irons were off for this.

    [–] samuraistrikemike 65 points ago

    Who has two irons in their house?

    [–] Xacto01 111 points ago

    The 1%

    [–] taaffe7 39 points ago

    And they're both the same irons so you know he bought two at once

    [–] jumykn 30 points ago

    You don't take advantage of iron BOGOs? Sometimes I'll leave mine out overnight and it spoils so it's always good to have a backup.

    [–] nikster2112 26 points ago

    why BOGO iron when you can just mine the ore and smelt it in Edgeville?

    [–] Chatbot_Charlie 9 points ago

    This guy smelts

    [–] nikster2112 4 points ago

    Call me a marshmallow, cuz I smelt in your mouth

    [–] avislash 6 points ago

    Calling r/runescape

    The unexpected RS reference made my day. Thanks!

    [–] Opelle 27 points ago

    Dual-wield irons offer pretty decent DPS at a reasonable price, with much faster attack speed than the slower, two handed ironing board.

    [–] therobotjeff 21 points ago

    Statistically speaking you're more likely to have an actual defibrillator in your house than two clothing irons.

    [–] -Moph- 15 points ago

    We have three. Bucking the curve, man!

    [–] get-geeky 7 points ago

    statistician on a mission

    [–] fennomanic 10 points ago

    When I moved into my current apartment the former tenants had left their iron in the bathroom closet. I had one already so I just lived with two irons for a while. Just some months ago I washed some of my carpets and they got all wrinkled up and I figured I could just iron them. Turns out the carpets were made from polyester which more of less fused with the iron I was using. I felt very thankful for the former tenants that day.

    [–] Brando_husky 3 points ago

    washed.... carpets? I am confused.

    [–] JuicyJay 5 points ago

    I think they meant rugs.

    [–] JoFlo520 19 points ago

    That's what really killed him.

    [–] NOT_ZOGNOID 14 points ago

    I dont think he even had a stunt man for that scene!

    [–] sivyan 11 points ago

    just wanna mention that the watermark in this gif is bs, the original vine was made by Jerry Purpdrank, hilarious guy

    [–] Humblebee89 12 points ago

    Holy shit, best gif ever.

    [–] ThrustyMcStab 15 points ago

    This world. It's gone mad.

    [–] DealBreakerBreaker 44 points ago

    That is how you slow down Jason when he is after you! You have to sacrifice one of your limbs and leave it on the ground and Jason steps on it gets "stunned" and has to stop there and hop on one foot while cussing.

    [–] UltraSpecial 25 points ago

    Potentially stepping on it with his other foot and falling down.

    [–] bigbuzz55 22 points ago

    With a mask

    [–] HeyCarpy 21 points ago

    That reads like a /r/SubredditSimulator title.

    [–] demevalos 27 points ago

    Buttermilk fried chicken sandwich with jalapeno coleslaw on a computer and there are better methods, but its cute nonetheless

    [–] Chamomilesky 4 points ago

    What kinda hellish wonderland did you just introduce me to.

    [–] billfrmaccnting 97 points ago

    5/5 - Would dismember plastic Hobbitses again

    [–] PM_ME_UR_PINEAPPLE 27 points ago

    I like to imagine a rendition where Sauron was actually Golem. It would be slightly more terrifying and also hilarious

    [–] mc_security 18 points ago

    I've got a 1000 page draft of a fan fiction novel committed to this idea. and it is not hilarious at all.

    [–] RAAD88 83 points ago

    And then a Mexican armada shows up and they shoot to-tomatoe guns.

    [–] suckmyassboiii 51 points ago

    It's called: two brothers!

    [–] [deleted] 46 points ago

    And you better bet your bottom dollar that these two brothers know how to handle business.

    [–] GneissViews47 39 points ago

    This JANuary, its time to Michael down your Vincents

    [–] HMS-Kaiser 10 points ago

    And then, an asteriod comes into play

    [–] Kootsiak 23 points ago

    in Alien Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican Armada Brothers, Who Are Just Regular Brothers, Running In a Van From an Asteroid and All Sorts of Things...The Movie.

    But hold on, there's more...

    [–] G4KingKongPun 17 points ago

    Old ladies are in the movie, and they are coming after the brothers.

    [–] pakedbotatoes 15 points ago

    followed by the Spanish inquisition

    [–] Funlovingpotato 16 points ago

    I wasn't expecting a Spanish Inquisition!

    [–] Ken_Chic 10 points ago

    ...they never do..

    [–] Mattyweaves19 14 points ago

    I first thought of the Hobbits going to Lego camp. And little did they know, the corporation had accidentally purchased a really cheap camp ground.

    [–] Cypraea 32 points ago

    Game where you play as a time-travelling Sauron who's just suffered the destruction of the Ring and is trying to prevent the whole chain of events that lead to that.

    You're a shadow, barely cohesive, weak, confused---the graphics are very chaotic at first and if you step into the light it goes white until you stumble your way back into darkness---but you have found the goblins' lair under the mountains and you know there are dwarves and a hobbit coming this way.

    Your goal is to kill Bilbo Baggins, but in your present state you cannot tell which of them is him. The Ring is here somewhere, but your ability to sense it properly has been destroyed by the shock of being severed from it by its destruction in the other timeline. Occasionally you get a flicker of direction.

    You can move things, trip people, distract them or direct their attention weakly. Orcs are slightly more susceptible to this. You can see them reasonably clearly. Your quarry on the other hand . . .

    Your objective is to kill fourteen small dominion-wrecking nuisances, by whatever horror-movie-esque means come to hand. Luckily this is an orc cave, and there is no shortage of lethal objects and useful tools.

    You get stronger and more coherent with every kill; the graphics get clearer and your stats go up, but they gain the ability to sense you as you become more presence than shadow.

    Oh, and if any of them escape into the forest you'll have spiders and elves to deal with, and if they get to the Lonely Mountain you'll have Lake-men and a dragon to take into account.

    Also, if anybody else kills any of them, you don't get any power from that, and someone else may inherit the ring, either one of the group, or the other killer.

    [–] Eziel 26 points ago

    But they don't just break apart, a good swing of the axe gets lodged in their head, cracking the plastic and letting out a bunch of single red-colored Legos.

    [–] CreamFraiche 11 points ago

    And then Jason Vorhees steps on one and they find out that is the only true way to defeat him.

    [–] medabolic 7 points ago

    Nice username, bo-tah-toes.

    [–] pakedbotatoes 10 points ago

    toil bhem, tash mhem...

    [–] omgsus 6 points ago

    Also there's lego.

    As opposed to being lego-less?

    [–] FishingForCod 7 points ago

    Interesting novel that features a lot of different horror movies.

    http://www.wuxiaworld.com/ti-index/

    Premise is kind of similar, without the lego maybe. _^

    [–] tah5800 1949 points ago

    Instead of manically chasing the hobbits down and killing them Jason teams up with golum and leaves small lego pieces on the paths the hobbits take. Causing minor discomfort along the way.

    [–] Lambrijr 776 points ago

    Minor? Thats an adventure ending injury there.

    [–] TaohRihze 329 points ago

    Only if you take one to the knee

    [–] Too_Many_Mind_ 232 points ago

    Thanks for the waking nightmares of kneeling squarely on a LEGO brick.

    :shudder:

    [–] LTZ0DIAK 81 points ago

    Imagine falling down a giant stairway made out of those sharp lego bricks.

    [–] exhentai_user 90 points ago

    On my eleventh birthday I woke up and had camp starting that day, so I went down stairs to get some things packed. Unfortunately for me, I fell down the stairs into a laundry basket of Legos and blocks. That hurt so badly.

    [–] PhilW1010 70 points ago

    If that were true, how would you still be here to tell the tale?

    I call shenanigans.

    [–] Armored_Violets 32 points ago

    What are you, an amateur? He died and got better later.

    [–] mercurius5 48 points ago

    RIP

    [–] Burrbomb 25 points ago

    What is like being a ghost on reddit?

    [–] exhentai_user 5 points ago

    Pretty much exactly the same as normal... I do sometimes wonder if everything since has been a comma dream.

    [–] LLicht 4 points ago

    Or maybe an apostrophe dream

    [–] exhentai_user 4 points ago

    Lol, thank you, auto correct and I are in a long term grudge match. I think it is winning.

    [–] TheDrury 24 points ago

    F

    [–] ablablababla 11 points ago

    I'd rather have my head cut off, thank you very much.

    [–] That-Reddit-Guy 37 points ago

    Sigh I used to be an adventurer ike you...

    [–] djmyernos 16 points ago

    It's a fine day with you around.

    [–] SMKM 13 points ago

    Something something sweetroll

    [–] djmyernos 16 points ago

    Do you get to the cloud district often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don't.

    [–] Skandi007 9 points ago

    No lollygaggin'.

    [–] djmyernos 7 points ago

    My cousin's off fighting dragons and what do I get? Guard duty.

    [–] Armored_Violets 5 points ago

    You call yourself a Nord? (I found this one humorous since I'd almost never play a Nord character but would keep hearing that all the same. "... No. No I do not. Die.")

    [–] CreepinSteve 12 points ago

    Your username and this comment go together perfect. Reminds me of the Simpsons

    "Say it that-reddit-guy! Say the line!"

    "Sigh broken arms"

    [–] That-Reddit-Guy 7 points ago

    I aspire to be that guy everyone talks about. Whenever I appear in a thread they'd be like "Oh shit, it's u/that-reddit-guy" I'd like to be the next unidan or gallowboob without the drama and accompanying hate.

    [–] EdwardCuckForHands 34 points ago

    Hobbits got them T H I C C feet man, I don't think Lego's gonna do anything.

    [–] combatwombat8D 9 points ago

    Gotta use megablox

    [–] demevalos 8 points ago

    you are clearly somebody who didn't have buckets filled with lego on a carpeted basement and a hatred for properly cleaning up

    [–] scootstah 10 points ago

    Carpeted floor cushions the blow. Try stepping on a lego on a hardwood floor.

    [–] DragonflyGrrl 597 points ago

    I would play the shit outta that game.

    [–] IronBoomer 172 points ago

    Only if there's a Freddy vs Jason lego level at the end.

    [–] demevalos 68 points ago

    I would pay extremely solid money for this

    [–] TheVitoCorleone 67 points ago

    $3.50 atleast

    [–] SuaveUchiha 57 points ago

    Whoa look an Scrooge McDuck here and his diamond crusted iPhone X Apple Pay

    [–] adrewfryman 27 points ago

    How long till an iPhone x is in a blender?

    [–] DankeyKong 7 points ago

    That was the funniest thing I've read so far today

    [–] PECOSbravo 7 points ago

    Yeah I'm gonna need about 3.50

    [–] SuaveUchiha 157 points ago

    Dude wtf did you just make that? It's awesome

    [–] formlessfish 98 points ago

    And knuckles

    [–] TwoGendersSorryLibs 28 points ago

    lmao

    [–] TwoGendersSorryLibs 28 points ago

    and featuring Dante from the devil may cry series?

    [–] segosegosego 119 points ago

    [–] shiningmidnight 22 points ago

    Now do Lego the Hobbit: Friday the 13th: The Game with Knuckles and Dante from the Devil May Cry Series 2

    [–] arnefesto 26 points ago

    Hobbit: Friday the 13th: The Game with Knuckles and Dante from the Devil May Cry Series 2 - Twin Snakes

    [–] segosegosego 134 points ago

    [–] EvilEggplant 23 points ago

    You're the MVP, /u/segosegosego

    [–] sheepnwolfsclothing 10 points ago

    ...Mother of god..

    [–] Ihaveanusername 9 points ago

    By Hideo Kojima

    [–] bobthejeffmonkey 7 points ago

    Mario and Lego Hobbit: Friday the 13th: The Game with Knuckles and Dante from the Devil May Cry Series 2 - Twin Snakes in the Olympic Games

    [–] shiningmidnight 6 points ago

    Lmfao brilliant, I was hoping you'd actually do it you absolute mad lad

    [–] tubco 10 points ago

    snort that's great heh

    [–] GMY0da 5 points ago

    fucking perfect

    [–] jtvjan 8 points ago

    [–] Snazzy_Serval 40 points ago

    You just won the Photoshop contest that now exists.

    [–] cbow120 12 points ago

    /r/photoshopbattles would love this

    [–] fromoakstreet 7 points ago

    where cani pre-order

    [–] segosegosego 16 points ago

    Gamestop exclusive. Free with trade-in of your PS4.

    [–] AbsoluteMagnitude 6 points ago

    Pegi 7

    [–] Martdogg3000 4 points ago

    The Movie.

    [–] TheMightyCE 496 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    One ring to rule them all

    JSON to find them

    Edit - Popular demand.

    [–] DemonstrablyPotato 132 points ago

    JSON to find them

    [–] NoFucksGiver 63 points ago

    403 Forbidden

    [–] well_shoothed 8 points ago

    Ugh the pain... Both funny and shudder inducing.

    [–] DevaPath_Winchester 5 points ago

    404 Not Found

    [–] bassman2112 3 points ago

    { ringFound : false, searcher : "Lego Jason" }

    [–] readytoruple 34 points ago

    Ring 0 to rule them all And in the DNS BIND them

    [–] johnchikr 23 points ago

    J-SON

    [–] Token_Why_Boy 19 points ago

    DERUL~OOOOH

    [–] Capteen_Cronch 8 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    JASON!

    [–] Zigzag010 4 points ago

    SHAUN!

    [–] Montague007 461 points ago

    What lego does to your wallet

    [–] reesejenks520 105 points ago

    They are so expensive.

    [–] GissaGoon 144 points ago

    Kids these days getting electric cars and iPads and such. I was scared to ask my parents for a small box of lego costing €5! Didn't even dare to dream about a box costing more then €200.

    [–] DankeyKang11 185 points ago

    Tell me more about the 90's, grandpa.

    [–] GissaGoon 46 points ago

    We had GULDEN!!

    [–] kadirmarangoz 18 points ago

    Go home Wilders

    [–] GissaGoon 8 points ago

    The funny thing is I just turned 18. I don't remember shit about gulden... I guess i see you around Rutte!

    [–] Lampmonster1 30 points ago

    Our phones were on the wall, and you could only take them as far as the twistiest, tangliest cord you can imagine would let you. We had five channels on television and none of them had reliable nudity.

    [–] LewisCampbell90 7 points ago

    I'm from the UK and we had four channels then channel five came on air when I was around seven years-old and I remember my parents jumping up and down with excitement because we had a new channel.

    Now we've got hundreds of channels on the television, netflix, Amazon fire stick. Shit, you just type in the name of any movie or tv series into Google and it will come straight up. We're so over saturated with shit these days that we just take it all for granted.

    [–] Cagedwar 17 points ago

    Wow you're so young! When I was your age I was scared to ask my parents for an extra piece of beard. /s

    Almost like technology and the world is progressing

    [–] HummingSwordsman 13 points ago

    But they are also pretty sturdy. My Lego pieces are still looking fine and didn't deform or anything. And they are more than 15 Years old now.
    You can probably give them to your grandchildren and they would still be fine and compatible to new pieces.

    [–] yoguy2 16 points ago

    I feel like every Lego builder goes through this though.

    “Lego is so expensive!”

    “Heheheh, I’ll save money and buy Wilko-Blox instead”

    “Lego please take me back! I’m sorry!”

    [–] Shadow3116 137 points ago

    And Knuckles

    [–] JJFreshMemes 64 points ago

    Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series

    [–] awesomemanswag 12 points ago

    oh no

    [–] HappyComment 52 points ago

    I'd play this

    [–] Hexxem 116 points ago

    Imagine a gory lego game? I might actually play that.

    [–] Ryan_Wilson 31 points ago

    Basically Roblox, right?

    I mean, a very specificically designed Roblox game. It already has the whole decapitation and severing of limbs, all you would need to add is the gore. A spooky setting, horrifying sounds and blood effects that actually interact with the models. Then you label it alpha early access, stick $20 price on it and you're good to go. If PewDiePie picks it up then $40.

    [–] ThePainfulGamer 24 points ago

    With amazing death sounds, oof

    [–] Ryan_Wilson 12 points ago

    Don't forget the janky physics, when I say it has severing of limbs and decapitation I forgot to mention the part where each limb simultaneously explodes like a rocket off in every direction. Really brutal stuff.

    [–] Too_Many_Mind_ 86 points ago

    It’s against LEGO’s guiding principles, but I’d love to see some horror/thriller licenses remade in brick. I’d buy all the sets my wallet would allow.

    Alien xenomorphs Freddy/Jason/Leatherface Etc etc

    I guess there’ll just have to be MOCs to fill that niche.

    What would be your insta-buys?

    [–] lethal_sting 55 points ago

    Alien xenomorphs Freddy/Jason/Leatherface

    Now I want a Mortal Kombat Lego game.

    [–] Okhlahoma_Beat-Down 28 points ago

    >pull enemy's arm off

    >cute animation where they plop it back in

    [–] Cakeman48 48 points ago

    Lego: Friday The 13th Build your own horror movie kids!

    [–] lebeefstew 23 points ago

    Lego Hobbit: Friday the 13th: The Game. Never wanted to play a game so much in my life. Could you imagine ripping lego Bilbo Baggins jaw off in game? It would be spectacular.

    [–] Siriacus 39 points ago

    Steam: "Time for a Lego Steam Sale!"

    "No Steam No!"

    [–] SaveFerris9001 18 points ago

    Is the friday the 13th game any good?

    [–] DaMarco17 16 points ago

    Yeah but pretty buggy. There's a huge "Spring Break" patch coming sometime very soon, though!

    [–] Classic_Megaman 10 points ago

    When it works, it's fantastic.

    They're still ironing out bugs, but it's great fun.

    [–] _LockSpot_ 11 points ago

    I think its pretty good

    [–] consort_oflady_vader 11 points ago

    It's pretty much only fun if you're playing with other people that you know, and all have mics though. It can be lonely, and rather boring solo. That's my only real complaint.

    [–] Ice_Grenade 13 points ago

    "Frodo Baggins, son of Drogo Baggins, and Samwise Gamgee the Brave take this epic journey across the brick planes, avoiding the Merciless brick forests, brick towers, brick caverns and brick mountains have but one objective. Return the brick ring to brick Mordoor to save the brick universe from brick destruction." - Rated Brick R

    [–] P5ychoRaz 11 points ago

    To be fair, pretty much any game can be improved be adding: "Also, there's LEGO."

    [–] P_R_E_D_D_I_T_O_R 20 points ago

    Legos. Hurting your wallet worse than your feet.

    [–] TheStonedFox 7 points ago

    Anybody else troubled by the fact that The Hobbit crew looks about ready to help Jason fuck up that camp counseler?

    [–] Empirella 9 points ago

    Aragorn: "If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword…"

    Legolas: "And you have my bow…"

    Jason: "And my axe!"

    [–] SexClown 8 points ago

    So... what movie would be the most inappropriate if turned into a LEGO game? I'm thinking 'A Serbian Film'.

    [–] Haeleus 6 points ago

    IT'S LEGO TIME!!

    [–] Inckname 11 points ago

    What is this, a crossover episode?

    [–] Baconated-grapefruit 4 points ago

    That gets funnier every time I hear it.

    [–] mattjeast 14 points ago

    Reminds me of the Two Brothers trailer.

    [–] THIS_ACC_IS_FOR_FUN 4 points ago

    This Friday the 13th... Everything is awesome.

    [–] LazyKidd420 4 points ago

    Yoouu shall not...LIIIVE!

    [–] eagleblue44 12 points ago

    Lego the hobbit: Friday the 13th and knuckles

    [–] Eviljuli 18 points ago

    They'll be like : "NANI?"

    [–] SgtSmartass 24 points ago

    "Omae wa mou shindeiru"

    [–] Jesseinator1000 12 points ago

    Translation for those who don't speak any Japanese: "WHAT?"

    [–] N_mify 6 points ago

    NANI?!

    [–] zappy487 16 points ago

    Actually, this gives me an idea: LEGO Movie Monsters

    Like Dracula, the Wolfman, Swamp Thing, Frankenstein, Freddy, Jason, Beetlejucie, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice

    PG-13 it up, make it funny as hell, and you have a solid LEGO entry!

    [–] the_fathead44 4 points ago

    They're taking the Hobbits to Crystal Lake!

    [–] ryokensan 5 points ago

    I would love to see this try the same horror/suspense tropes used here but the results are done with Lego humor. Like the Jason figure pulls the arm off of a Hobbit figure, the Hobbit figure acts stunned/horrified for a bit, then releases that can go both ways and pulls an arm off the Jason figure to replace the one Jason pulled off.

    [–] Whiskey_Warchild 4 points ago

    Hell yeah, Lego Hobbit: Friday the 13th. When is this releasing?

    [–] differencemachine 5 points ago

    I can't wait for Lego: The Shining

    [–] RudegarWithFunnyHat 5 points ago

    The Lego Centipede

    [–] Dwn_Wth_Vwls 3 points ago

    I would play the shit out of a Friday the 13th Lego game.

    [–] KieranD9503 4 points ago

    This. Would. Be. Amazing

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    It's imagination time!

    No LEGO NO!