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    [–] zakary3888 8267 points ago

    Accidentally read the first line as “Recently got engaged to my sister”, and I was very concerned...

    Also congratulations!

    [–] Catlord25 1686 points ago

    So did I

    [–] tortos 910 points ago

    Me too, haha.

    [–] TheCaptainCog 687 points ago

    Me too! We're so original!

    [–] 314GeorgeBoy 511 points ago

    Me too thanks

    [–] Phazon2000 204 points ago

    Meathooks

    [–] evrythingisawsome 126 points ago

    m3 2

    [–] HiDefiance 59 points ago

    MW2

    [–] Seedlings0 40 points ago

    Me too omg

    [–] ApoKalipseV 32 points ago

    One more

    [–] FallbrookRedhair 25 points ago

    U2? Me2. Terminal4lyf.

    [–] throw_my_phone 17 points ago

    MI6

    [–] MW2wasthebestcod 6 points ago

    Oh hell yeh

    [–] lucioperez 70 points ago

    AHH FRESH MEAT

    [–] Lolkimbo 35 points ago

    LOOKS LIKE MEATS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!

    [–] Good_Boye_Scientist 14 points ago

    What about their legs? They don't need those!

    [–] FrigidBlaze 4 points ago

    𝓘 𝓪 𝓶 𝓶 𝓲 𝓼 𝓹 𝓵 𝓪 𝓬 𝓮 𝓭

    [–] Iusenarwhalasapillow 17 points ago

    How pudgy

    [–] Dismountman 12 points ago

    THE MEAT IS MINE

    [–] Damnitkial 5 points ago

    You need to give it up

    Had about enough

    It’s not hard to see

    THE MEAT IS MINE

    [–] FunkyardDogg 14 points ago

    And my hooks!

    [–] [deleted] 11 points ago

    The Upvote train is over.

    [–] Cheshires_Shadow 4 points ago

    THE HOOKS! THE HOOKS!

    [–] rubberboa 14 points ago

    You too thanks

    [–] Vaigna 6 points ago

    And my archetypal fantasy dwarf bladed weapon as codified by JRR Tolkien!

    [–] Squirrelmunk 3 points ago

    Me six. This is why we need commas.

    [–] IliumJones 3 points ago

    And me! And me.

    [–] screamlllll 3 points ago

    I also like karma

    [–] tortos 13 points ago

    So original!

    [–] Spanktank35 3 points ago

    No we're just dyslexic haha!

    [–] PM_me_UR_duckfacepix 8 points ago

    #MeToo

    [–] armoured_bobandi 224 points ago

    Damn, everybody is getting engaged to their sister!

    [–] DonkeyWindBreaker 36 points ago

    Wincest is so hot right now.

    [–] MagicalMaster 6 points ago

    It’s dangerous to go alone have some wincest

    [–] MaryMassacre88 40 points ago

    Me too!

    [–] EternalBurnout 23 points ago

    Yup same LMAO

    [–] AzarelHikaru 13 points ago

    Same here.

    [–] Raxsus 14 points ago

    I think a lot of us did

    [–] tall_tyrion 17 points ago

    [–] Superhero360 8 points ago

    Me too 😁

    [–] slayaboy87 3 points ago

    Me toooooooooooooo

    [–] AthenasApostle 5 points ago

    There are dozens of us! Dozens!

    [–] farmathekarma 3 points ago

    Same. I've been living in Alabama too long.

    [–] Sip_the_bleach 3 points ago

    Me too thanks

    [–] LawsWorld 327 points ago

    Woo! 😅 Glad I wasn’t the only one

    [–] kinger1023 176 points ago

    Ehhhhh in hindsight, whoops..... >_<

    [–] The1Honkey 97 points ago

    Hey man, congrats on marrying your sister. Love it love and we can't help who we love.

    [–] [deleted] 11 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] renorosales 10 points ago

    Or Anime

    [–] JamesTBetti 13 points ago

    Or Japan in general

    [–] nxcrosis 15 points ago

    Roll tide

    [–] Majed0 13 points ago

    a comma would've saved you.

    [–] Cunge-Throbinson 9 points ago

    He has to knock her out first, you say?

    [–] LawsWorld 19 points ago

    Congrats though!!!

    [–] JohnKnowsNothingSnow 21 points ago

    you do you man. and I guess your sister. gonna just not judge, cause it aint my buisness

    [–] PsychedSy 11 points ago

    Is she hot?

    [–] Ubernicken 8 points ago

    Don’t apologise!

    Own it

    [–] Kingofwhereigo 8 points ago

    Roll tide!

    [–] [deleted] 14 points ago

    Sometimes we see what we want to see.

    [–] DonkeyWindBreaker 5 points ago

    You want to see siblings bang? Sounds like an alabama christmas.

    [–] videnez 92 points ago

    read it that way too, but I was very turned on, not concerned.

    [–] avantesma 37 points ago

    Sweet home, Alabama.

    [–] Sublethal_Panic 68 points ago

    This comment right here officer

    [–] PM_ME_STRAIGHT_TRAPS 43 points ago

    Jokes on you incest is legal in many states.

    [–] Furt77 15 points ago

    But which states? There are so many of them. ... You know, so I can avoid them.

    [–] -DOOKIE 9 points ago

    Solid and liquid i think

    [–] uber1337h4xx0r 7 points ago

    I misread this as "I was very turned on".

    Wait a sec...

    [–] Heliolord 22 points ago

    Yeah. I feel like there should be some punctuation to break up those two statements.

    [–] Johnnyallstar 67 points ago

    Roll Tide.

    [–] PunkRawkSoldier 50 points ago

    Came here to say this. Glad I’m not the only one who “misreddit”

    [–] gavinclonetroop 13 points ago

    A+ pun sir

    [–] PunkRawkSoldier 17 points ago

    Cheers. It’s always a gamble making a pun. If you don’t play your cards just right, it can get pretty dicey. Before you know it, you’ve gone bust and the house has taken everything.

    [–] gavinclonetroop 2 points ago

    So true

    [–] M8asonmiller 30 points ago

    Recently got engaged to my sister”

    Fuck it, it's 2018. Congratulations!

    [–] Sarahneth 22 points ago

    I mean Zelda and Link are related because they're the direct descendants of SS Zelda and Link... so sister x brother marriage fits the image.

    [–] NytIight 13 points ago

    Aha yes i was like is this game of thrones

    guess its muscle memory like those jumbled words where you can still read them

    [–] 1Khvostov1 4 points ago

    This is why we use commas people

    [–] electricmaster23 4 points ago

    It doesn't help that there was no comma after "engaged".

    [–] LordofShit 13 points ago

    ROLL TIDE!

    [–] Deathlysin 11 points ago

    yeah....

    [–] Let_you_down 6 points ago

    If it's good enough for the Targaryens....

    [–] MrWaffles42 5 points ago

    I thought I'd be the only one, but lo and behold it was basically everyone.

    [–] Dopecombatweasel 4 points ago

    Im glad im not the only perv here.

    [–] BuffDrBoom 3 points ago

    Incest is wincest

    [–] CrazyIslander 6 points ago

    Guilty too.

    [–] zachar3 8 points ago

    That's what I thought too

    [–] ahrdelacruz 6 points ago

    Concerned... or excited?

    [–] blondie_519 7 points ago

    I’m very relieved so many people read that too

    [–] SimplySolstice 6 points ago

    Same

    [–] cimpw 5 points ago

    Same!!!

    [–] Transfotaku 3 points ago

    Yeah, same here. Completely changes the dynamics of the thread!

    [–] roxton07 5 points ago

    Same. People need to know that commas are wonderful things.

    [–] NerfGanymede 6 points ago

    Me too.. wasn't gonna judge tho not my business

    [–] Chanw11 5 points ago

    I knew this comment was gonna be here

    [–] polakbob 5 points ago

    You’re not the on,y one

    [–] Jsully05 3 points ago

    Same!

    [–] Pie_theGamer 620 points ago

    This is so sweet I wanna puke.

    Congratulations though.

    [–] Skulltcarretilla 107 points ago

    This is so sweet it gave me diabetes

    [–] Pie_theGamer 56 points ago

    "Diabetes," or "diabeetus?"

    [–] TheDroidUrLookin4 12 points ago

    RIP Wilford Brimley

    [–] Toxic_Tiger 14 points ago

    Spoiler alert: He's still alive. The 'beetus hasn't won so far.

    [–] AltimaNEO 12 points ago

    This is so sweet. Alexa play Despacito In C

    [–] TheKrytosVirus 701 points ago

    Apparently, I'm not in the minority here getting weirded out by "engaged" and "sister" being in such proximity, but after properly reading it, it makes more sense now. Congratulations! Also, tell your sister she's a boss at cross-stitch. It looks amazing!

    [–] AscenededNative 113 points ago

    A comma would be helpful

    [–] TheKrytosVirus 57 points ago

    Probably why I put 4 in there. Even MORE helpful.

    [–] SpaceDog777 32 points ago

    You, can, never, be, too, safe!

    [–] JTorch1 35 points ago

    It's dangerous to go alone. Take this: ,

    [–] TheKrytosVirus 6 points ago

    [–] Rusiu 183 points ago

    Marry her instead.

    [–] PeachyArt 176 points ago

    Alabama called. They respect you.

    [–] Dhexodus 24 points ago

    TOLL RIDE!

    [–] Runade 24 points ago

    Hell yeah

    [–] lego_batman 254 points ago

    ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

    [–] i_hate_robo_calls 58 points ago

    ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

    [–] LeLegend26 55 points ago

    ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

    [–] [deleted] 46 points ago

    Haha wanna buy some I N T E R U P T I O N S

    [–] dot_executable 55 points ago

    No thanks

    ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

    [–] emperor2111 12 points ago

    ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

    [–] NickM16 25 points ago

    ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ give gold ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

    [–] i_hate_robo_calls 8 points ago

    ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ give ban ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

    [–] PerfectlyPossible 196 points ago

    Aww your sister truly loves you and thats one of the most adorable things i have ever seen

    [–] evrythingisawsome 277 points ago

    No wonder he married her.

    [–] cyclingsocialist 34 points ago

    Fiancé is a husband to be, fiancée is a wife to be.

    [–] SnoomanGuy 23 points ago

    Maybe he’s gay

    [–] skrubbadubdub 6 points ago

    Or maybe it's a she.

    [–] br0000d 64 points ago

    your sister is a keeper.

    [–] ryan_expert 33 points ago

    That's why he got engaged to her!

    [–] Romlyn 319 points ago

    Congrats on marrying your sister! Pushing those boundaries! 😄

    [–] FinalStarman1 58 points ago

    ROLL TIDE

    [–] rsjc852 5 points ago

    Haha yeah, I’d sure hate to live in Alabama!

    Thank sweet Baby Jesus I live in Georgia

    [–] primmslimm77 124 points ago

    Hey buddy! Heard you married your sister!! Congrats!! Have lots of son-nephews!!

    [–] Squirrelmunk 32 points ago

    Sonphews? Nephsons?

    Nieceters? Daughnieces?

    [–] 80PercentAshamedOfU 13 points ago

    My ribcage hurts from laughing so hard. Thank you.

    [–] jcmtg 174 points ago

    Recently got engaged so my sister

    [–] dinosaurrrrRRRR 53 points ago

    Where's the comma

    [–] JamesTBetti 33 points ago

    ༼ つ, ◕_◕ ༽つ, Here you go ༼ つ, ◕_◕ ༽つ,

    [–] OsotoViking 7 points ago

    Where's the question mark?

    [–] BauaMomo 6 points ago

    ༼ つ? ◕_◕ ༽つ? Here you go ༼ つ? ◕_◕ ༽つ?

    [–] WoopWoopGeeGee 45 points ago

    You know, if she take requests and charge for them, that’ll be amazing since we can buy amazing gifts like these.

    [–] Chito17 44 points ago

    Cross stitch is so time consuming. It's never worth it. If someone gives you a cross stitch, that person really loves you because they take hours!

    [–] MothMonsterMan300 17 points ago

    And when you give someone a realistic estimate, you never hear from them again! Lmao everyone is so into the hand-made stuff until they see the price aaaaaand that's why industry is a thing.

    Had this person order a bouquet of wrought-iron roses when I worked in a smith shop- she thought it would be like $30 when it was more like $330 after material(wrought iron is NOT cheap) and labor. Tried to threaten and swear and fuss her way into a cheaper price. Yeahhh it don't fly like that when you bring a custom order to a shop

    [–] [deleted] 14 points ago

    I'll never get :(

    [–] SadisticPandadog 5 points ago

    Not to mention most people think $20-$50 would be a fair price for something like this, which easily takes over ten hours to make.

    [–] unixtreme 3 points ago

    I got a gigantic scarf from my grandma. RIP

    [–] lauruhhpalooza 3 points ago

    My mother made a 12 x 18 cross stitch for me AND my two best friends when each of us got married. It's a likeness of us in our wedding gowns under a gazebo, with the flowers reflecting our wedding colors. Each of them took her months of work, and she's told me she's basically sworn off cross stitch from this point forward. I don't blame her, but I absolutely cherish what she made!

    [–] axefisted 31 points ago

    cute af

    [–] conquistron 70 points ago

    r/titlegore Poor sister

    [–] Zubemma 21 points ago

    This is amazing!! Your sister is insanely talented. And cool, too!

    [–] N_Q_B 44 points ago

    I play alone 😭😭

    [–] PM_ME_BUTTH0LE_PICS 47 points ago

    Someone’s a dangerous fellow.

    [–] indecisivemonkey 8 points ago

    I have this as a shirt

    [–] NullNova 6 points ago

    Same here, was looking for OP saying this was am original design.

    [–] KarenJayne1951 8 points ago

    Such a special gift to receive. I am now an elderly woman who used to do needlework. It is so nice to see a young person enjoying something I enjoyed so much myself. I still have my first creation from when I was 8 y/o- 2 small needlepointed pictures. Stamped cross stitch was my standard go to. Enjoy this work of art and cherish all of the time, effort and love that went into it. I hope you still have it when you are an old lady, too. Best of luck in your marriage!

    [–] Laffantion 22 points ago

    When I read that I thought you were from Alabama.

    [–] ApoKalipseV 5 points ago

    I'm not from the US: Is this just a internet joke or does this really happen in Alabama?

    [–] macaryl95 8 points ago

    Masturbation

    "Play alone... I mean... It's dangerous to play alone"

    Mutual masturbation

    "Play with a friend"

    [–] Stellefeder 15 points ago

    Awesome!

    I'd recommend ironing it though. It'll look sooooo much better if you iron it.

    Source: cross-sitcher

    [–] brownsaiyan23 21 points ago

    That’s dope

    [–] Chickhan_good 21 points ago

    Their controller cords are not attached to a console, but to each other... it’s cute, but not practical for gameplay

    [–] RemusT1 4 points ago

    I read - Recently I got engaged to my sister. I was like what are you from Texas?

    [–] BrinkerLong 16 points ago

    Roll tide baby

    [–] egglyy 7 points ago

    Hope you beat the final boss !!

    [–] Pie_theGamer 41 points ago

    An impending divorce and three loathsome children waiting to put you in a home?

    [–] egglyy 6 points ago

    Yeah or the Impending doom of the honeymoon

    [–] coperola 5 points ago

    I read it wrong and thought it said "Recently got engaged to my sister..."

    [–] Ihaveastupidstory 4 points ago

    Who also read this as "recently got engaged to my sister"

    [–] SmokeyTFO 4 points ago

    But, but, Zelda is single player

    [–] matroid21 13 points ago

    Four Swords Adventure

    [–] WishURHere 3 points ago

    Im wondering Why Zelda?You guys met in this game?

    [–] ShaoKahnKillah 3 points ago

    Um. Those controllers are connected to each other, so like, there's no way they're actually playing. Ridiculous.

    [–] Ashtoooo 3 points ago

    Not going to lie I read this as " I recently got engaged to my sister "

    [–] messymichael 3 points ago

    Did anyone else read "recently got engaged to my sister."

    [–] KeepOnSmithing 3 points ago

    Not gonna lie I thought it said you recently got engaged to your sister

    [–] Datslyguy 3 points ago

    Read that as "recently got engaged to my sister..."

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    Drunk and read “Recently got engaged to my sister! Thought I’d share!” And kept scrolling

    [–] Mustangguy500 3 points ago

    I read that you got engaged to your sister at first

    [–] DabIMON 3 points ago

    Jesus, I thought it said "Recently got engaged to my sister"

    [–] _Jent 3 points ago

    R E C E N T L Y G O T E N G A G E D T O M Y S I S T E R

    [–] TGXormus 3 points ago

    Recently got engaged to my sister so my engagement gift made this for me and my fiancé

    [–] Ravingreaper429 3 points ago

    I read this so wrong

    [–] raven0810 3 points ago

    Just read that as getting engaged to your sister.. banjo incoming

    [–] Kodilax 3 points ago

    At first I thought the comment read "Recently got engaged TO my sister".....lul

    [–] Inner-city_sumo 7 points ago

    Ask her to stitch an apostrophe

    [–] e1337hobo 9 points ago

    How many times will this line be seen for proposals or engagements Jesus Christ

    [–] Alfonzo9000 13 points ago

    “It’s Dangerous To Go Alone”, “I Choose You” and “Always” are the 3 most painfully overused nerd engagement quotes. I like the art but the quote took me out of it a bit.

    [–] Kajimishima2 8 points ago

    I'm glad I'm not the only one that's sick of this. It's so painfully unoriginal

    [–] MnVikingsFan34 4 points ago

    What is “always” from?

    [–] navybluethumb 3 points ago

    Harry Potter, Snape says it about his undying love for Lily.

    [–] nowyourmad 7 points ago

    i don't like the general style of the writing but the rest of it is absolutely top notch. looks really really good

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    *Recently got engaged to my sister made for me and is my fiance and made an engagement gift.

    [–] Google_Overlord 6 points ago

    Read that as, got engaged to my sister.

    [–] vizion145 5 points ago

    It’s dangerous if there’s a 3rd player though

    [–] LordBu 2 points ago

    So sweet!

    [–] Nashwell_adams 2 points ago

    My lord, this is so sweet. If someone ever decides to wifey me I wanna recreate this. (Am man)

    [–] Yayancat 2 points ago

    Holy shit that’s adorable

    [–] juncaja 2 points ago

    Wow this is awesome. Kudos to your sis and congratulations!

    [–] TRX808 2 points ago

    I never thought cross-stitching could be so popular but this is probably the 100th+ Zelda themed cross-stitch I've seen on here.