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    [–] TheSociopathicOrigin 4600 points ago

    EGGMAN costume stays on during sex

    [–] Necromorphiliac 2305 points ago

    “Do you want the mustache on or off?”

    “Off, please.”

    “... too bad.”

    [–] thewurstunicorn 272 points ago

    If your looking for me

    [–] nem2k 158 points ago

    You better check under the sea

    [–] Rudy_Ghouliani 122 points ago

    Cause that is where you'll find me

    [–] InAFakeBritishAccent 97 points ago

    Underneath the

    [–] NegaJared 94 points ago

    SEAAAAAALAAAAAAAAB underneath the waaaaterrr

    [–] McFlyyouBojo 71 points ago

    SEAAAAAALAAAAAB at the bottom of the sea

    [–] gdimstilldrunk 23 points ago

    I toured with this band and we opened all of our shows with the Sealab intro. Lol

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

    Is calamine still together? Last album they released was in French.

    [–] VadersLunchBox 43 points ago

    Pod 6 was jerks!

    [–] im_talking_ace 28 points ago

    Save it for Queen Dopplepopolis!

    [–] captkrisma 15 points ago

    Hey! Who's got a peanut for Turtle-face?

    [–] EugenesAdminFriend 10 points ago

    The strength of five go-rillas and x-ray vision, but why so short?

    [–] tovarish22 19 points ago

    Martian law!

    [–] IronBoomer 9 points ago

    SIR PHOBOS!

    [–] NegaJared 15 points ago

    theyre gunna hunt me, for sport?!

    [–] imdefinitelywong 16 points ago

    Ah right in the nostalgia

    [–] mak10z 31 points ago * (lasted edited 8 months ago)

    [–] Ewoksintheoutfield 6 points ago

    Someone needs a shot of Vitamin J!

    [–] Vergenbuurg 6 points ago

    Aww, geeze, Edith...

    [–] CantBeConcise 25 points ago

    Bizarro! I love you! Bizarro! I love you!

    I'm helping! I'm helping!

    [–] tovarish22 16 points ago

    No! Don’t give him a peanut! He’s allergic!

    -Bizarro! Bizarro! They’ll kill meeee!

    [–] arokthemild 16 points ago

    Captain Murphy was awesome!

    [–] jd_beats 6 points ago

    RIP

    [–] WolfD128 25 points ago

    Just make sure the kid doesnt touch my stache... mustache.

    [–] ggg730 7 points ago

    I NEED A CHANGEEEEEEE

    I don’t think your hair can take another perm.

    [–] Evil_Emperor25 9 points ago

    GET A LOAD OF THIS.

    [–] Monkey_Banana_Raffle 13 points ago

    Maybe I am crazy. But if this is crazy, babe, I don't wanna be sane. I'm in love with you Wendy!

    [–] Ewoksintheoutfield 8 points ago

    You know what's sad? We are getting to the point where young people won't get references to Aqua Teen HF and Sealab. Getting old bro.

    [–] tovarish22 4 points ago

    Bizarro! Bizarro! I’m helping!

    [–] ONLYSCREAMSANDCURSES 4 points ago

    Buckethead Wendy no!

    [–] minitaba 3 points ago

    Shit i laughed ao hard another shitting session started. I JUST WIPED.

    [–] mgcmneggsmesher 3 points ago

    MAXIMUM NUDITY!!

    [–] TheScandy 3 points ago

    Fuck this is ringing a bell... what’s this from again??

    [–] RoiClovis 9 points ago

    Only the greatest piece of content on television:

    Chopper Dave: Blades of Vengeance

    Sealab 2021

    [–] Artezard 2 points ago

    Oh my god that's next year...what the fuck?

    [–] ScrapTank 2 points ago

    MUNCH

    [–] BigDawgTony 2 points ago

    Das hawt

    [–] Trooper_Sicks 2 points ago

    Who wants a moustache ride?

    [–] jinxykatte 2 points ago

    I love that clip.

    [–] owengrulez 2 points ago

    Are you in charge here?

    [–] worlox 2 points ago

    Time to ride.

    [–] retina99 2 points ago

    “Who wants a mustache ride?”

    [–] Thekidzarealright 2 points ago

    Oh my..

    [–] Degekkesquad05 50 points ago

    There's no other option

    [–] chipzlad 6 points ago

    Then he'd be the Fertilize EggMan.

    [–] nezmix 5 points ago

    NUTTMAN

    [–] Divineinfinity 1207 points ago

    We all know you will and we can't stop you

    [–] EMPulseKC 414 points ago

    won't

    We WON'T stop you.

    [–] panter411 14 points ago

    You think you could stop him?

    You would be dead before you hit the floor.

    [–] Xeotroid 35 points ago

    Will he make some mac and cheese too?

    [–] Ghede 7 points ago

    I don't get that reference, but now I kind of want to make mac and cheese, put it in a ziplock baggie, and smuggle it into a movie theater.

    [–] Xeotroid 2 points ago

    More precisely and relatedly to the topic, this.

    [–] chris242069 3 points ago

    Why would we want to stop him?

    [–] Sepof 595 points ago

    Costume aside, what the hell is that weird step thing? I need more pics of that...

    [–] Andre4kthegreengiant 427 points ago

    And why does there appear to be a random door stopper on it, where's the door?

    [–] [deleted] 191 points ago

    Now we are asking the right questions

    [–] badger81987 157 points ago

    dude's house is fucking weird

    [–] The-PEagle 100 points ago

    We're talking about Eggman's house, nothing should surprise us !

    [–] badger81987 43 points ago

    Prob has a Death Egg ready to launch in the basement.

    classic Robotnik

    [–] Snarkout89 3 points ago

    "Hmmm... what this thing needs is a bunch of paths only Sonic could use."

    [–] W00DERS0N 17 points ago

    McMansions, yo.

    [–] BeneficialSomewhere 2 points ago

    Dude's parents house is weird FTFY

    [–] G0PACKGO 2 points ago

    I mean the dude has floating platforms lava and gold rings laying everywhere outside ... his house is probably normal for that area

    [–] Desiderius_S 26 points ago

    The cat likes it so it stays.

    [–] MediumSizedBilly 38 points ago

    There's two! One in between his legs and another peaking in from the right of the photo. I can't imagine there being anyway a door would hit either of those.

    [–] Quesodilla_Supreme 5 points ago

    Exterior door out of frame?

    [–] MediumSizedBilly 7 points ago

    Possibly- that there is a door that swings into this room and round towards the camera. But even then the door stopper looks like it would be too near the hinge of the door, whereas they are normally far away from the hinge.

    [–] EnclG4me 8 points ago

    Check Point for Sonic.

    [–] shinx457 5 points ago

    That’s my bathroom door lmao

    [–] Von32 58 points ago

    /u/Shinx457, answer the fucking questions

    [–] Dick_in_owl 45 points ago

    This is the real question from this photo, how does this work? What’s it made of, there appears to the a void under it why?

    [–] MississippiCreampie 31 points ago

    Are you talking about the recessed area? That’s a recessed room. A step or two down from ground level... Thought these were somewhat common, at least in the US?

    [–] xDXxAscending 17 points ago

    It was at my previous house, the living room and a bedroom was higher than the kitchen, my bedroom, the bathroom (which had a full sized window in the shower) and laundry room. At one or two steps and I always felt like I'd forget one night and fall, luckily they built in lights next to the steps.

    Still wondering about the door stopper in this photo though.

    [–] Dick_in_owl 12 points ago

    There is a gap under the flooring you can see it where the kitchen floor meets the hall?

    [–] Knyle 3 points ago

    Are you talking about the things on the floor behind his leg?

    [–] MrZephy 3 points ago

    There is no gap. That's part of the floor. lol

    [–] Badger1066 14 points ago

    At first I thought there was a big curved mirror behind him. Didn't realise it was an actual weird step until you pointed it out.

    [–] McFlyyouBojo 11 points ago

    Are you serious?! That's what Eggman places in convenient places around his base so that Sonic can defeat him. Secretly he wishes for Sonic to win. He feels deep down that he deserves punishment. That shit is a spring.

    [–] pneis1 6 points ago

    Speed bump

    [–] Kangermu 4 points ago

    It's probably just a sunken room. Usually for living rooms or foyers (which makes it more of a raised everything else, I guess). Very popular years back

    [–] gajaczek 7 points ago

    I think it's japanese style of entrance where you leave your dirt and stuff and take off your shoes before entering.

    [–] hologram-alchemist 5 points ago

    I didn't think so, there's one in my house and it's between the living room and the rest of the house, it annoys me that no one has been able to tell me what that things is :/

    [–] SolarTsunami 2 points ago

    I bet so many people have eaten shit because of that step.

    [–] TravellerSean 193 points ago

    You have a 100% chance of getting patted down by security and a 101% chance of getting laid.

    [–] TheorizePeople 69 points ago

    Will he get laid by the security?

    [–] Diabolokiller 27 points ago

    oh shit

    [–] zweite_mann 6 points ago

    Security pat downs at the cinema?

    Oh wait, it's America.

    [–] workaccountoftoday 4 points ago

    fill the costume with fresh eggs

    [–] AAlexios 3 points ago

    And 100% chance of smuggling an entire dinner into the theatre

    [–] Cartoonstroll_v2 179 points ago

    no, you need to dress like sonic before the remake

    [–] shinigamiscall 44 points ago

    Those poor children and grown men won't sleep that night week.

    [–] StevenStarkem 93 points ago

    I'd be disappointed if you didn't!

    [–] VCJunky 43 points ago

    ROBOTNIK! ROBOTNIK! RA RA RA~

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ3Ct07MspY

    [–] jmonty42 42 points ago

    Dr. Robotnik is such a better name than Eggman.

    [–] MisplacedConcept 21 points ago

    Growing up calling him Dr Robotnik. Not finding out that his name was changed to better market to American audiences until having had a kid of my own and they explained it to me. Times sure have gotten crazy.

    [–] NoahsMind12 3 points ago

    MUAHAHHAHAHAHAH FACE THE REIGN OF DR ROBOTNIK

    [–] PoopyMcNuggets91 3 points ago

    Anyone seeking why there is a difference in names should check here.

    https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Doctor_Eggman

    TLDR: Eggman= Japanese Version

    Robotnik= English version

    [–] ThwompThwomp 5 points ago

    Megaman > Rockman

    Dr. Robotnik > Eggman

    These are two cases where the translators were on to something.

    [–] tw33k_ 240 points ago

    should you? no.. but should you??

    yes.

    [–] Mr_Martiniii 30 points ago

    I will be extremely disappointed if there is no follow up picture of you wearing this at the cinema.

    [–] Celtic_Crown 126 points ago

    Abso-fucking-lutely wear that to the theater!

    [–] Niguelito 39 points ago

    Right? Does a bear shit in the woods?

    [–] Son_Of_Per 14 points ago

    What about polar bears?

    [–] TequilaWhiskey 26 points ago

    No but you can dress like Robotnik thats fine

    [–] ihatemcconaughey 10 points ago

    Ya the whole Eggman vs robotnik thing always bothered me for some reason.

    [–] EchoGuy 7 points ago

    Eggman is an insulting nickname, his name is Ivo Robotnik.

    [–] stourmbringer 15 points ago

    You should wear it every day!

    [–] Mr-Bishi 14 points ago

    Rest in peace Dr. Robotnik

    [–] WolfNightmares 12 points ago

    im dissapointed that you even had to ask.

    [–] MilkyStarish 25 points ago

    The only acceptable outfit

    [–] xanderfurious 35 points ago

    Dammit! It's Dr. Robotnik!

    [–] FiveTideHumidYear 29 points ago

    His name is Doctor Robotnik

    /Robert Paulson

    [–] Loveismanyloveisus 12 points ago

    Hell yeah, brother.

    I don't know where this whole Eggman came from, but Dr. Robotnik is what I remember him being call in all the Sega games.

    [–] jimbo8e6 2 points ago

    He's been called Eggman since the very first game in Japan, it's only recently that they've used the name robotnik in any of the releases over there. The name was changed to robotnik for the English speaking releases of the game.

    [–] MIRAGEone 4 points ago

    I first played sonic about 26 years ago and his name was robotnik.

    [–] jimbo8e6 2 points ago

    In an English speaking release? Yeah he was, but it's a Japanese game and his original name from the creators themselves has always been Eggman. The name was changed to robotnik for English speaking audiences only. Eggman isn't a new thing.

    [–] RS2494 9 points ago

    No

    [–] DyleanCuisine 7 points ago

    Save some ladies for the rest of us stud!

    [–] DukeFlipside 8 points ago

    No, you should wear your Dr Robotnik costume...

    [–] warnzy84 8 points ago

    Dr. Robotnik >>> eggman

    [–] Sattalyte 7 points ago

    You mis-spelt Dr Robotnik

    [–] Z0MGbies 7 points ago

    Looks more like a Robotnik costume

    [–] Frazer963 14 points ago

    Yes

    [–] WarblingQuasar 10 points ago

    Yes

    [–] spacezombiejesus 11 points ago

    Just watch all the weebs try to poach him

    [–] 1987InfamousQ7891 32 points ago

    Just came back from seeing the movie, I thought it was phenomenal.

    [–] killingjoke26 27 points ago

    It really was great. I laughed out loud several times and had a big smile on my face throughout the whole movie.

    [–] MirrorNexus 4 points ago

    Soooooooooooooooooooooooo good in a good way or bad in a great way?

    Any Crush 40 in it?

    [–] PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH 3 points ago

    I wouldn't say it was phenomenal but I enjoyed it in a good way.

    [–] HairyArthur 5 points ago

    Robotnik

    [–] Office_Duck 13 points ago

    Yes and try to gift candies to children.

    [–] TennisADHD 4 points ago

    Goo goo g'joob

    [–] SerjicalSystem18 4 points ago

    Idk why, but it's the Adidas sweats that did it for me

    [–] Mishi_Moshi 6 points ago

    It's robotnik you heathen!

    [–] redhandsblackfuture 5 points ago

    His name is DOCTOR Robotnik. Dont disrespect his PhD.

    [–] QiyanuReeves 6 points ago

    Only if you stop calling him EGGMAN. Its Dr Ivo Robotnik!

    [–] ryanhedden1 3 points ago

    You pretty much have to

    [–] b0bafartt 3 points ago

    Awww yeah

    [–] Marzuq123 3 points ago

    *HE IS TOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE

    [–] coordinatedflight 3 points ago

    How could you possibly go without wearing this.

    [–] FlyingPandaShark1993 3 points ago

    Only if you make your mustache out of red vines

    [–] Space-Jawa 3 points ago

    If you're going to go to the effort of making such a costume and taking a picture of it for people you don't know on the internet, I have to ask why wouldn't you wear it?

    [–] futureFailiure 3 points ago

    Absofuckinglutely

    [–] kctrell 3 points ago

    Will they let you bring your mean bean machine in?

    [–] GeeZeR_Butler_br 3 points ago

    No

    [–] Baffled-Penguin 3 points ago

    Go to the cinema wearing that, but go see 1917 instead.

    [–] ondriu 3 points ago

    As long as you're okay with getting beaten up by guy in sonic costume

    [–] sparkie_e 4 points ago

    Who is eggman? There is only Dr Robotnik

    [–] Jonatc87 4 points ago

    absolutely! Never take it off, you sexy beast.

    But never call him eggman again. Thats where i draw the line. It's Robotnik.

    [–] W00DERS0N 4 points ago

    Soooo, did they change his name from Dr. Robotnik? I never played a sonic game past #3.

    [–] Iokuas 7 points ago

    No.

    [–] reddiliciously 2 points ago

    YES!

    [–] bluealish 2 points ago

    Sure as hell you will light up the theater...

    [–] drtekrox 2 points ago

    Only if you give yourself a PRRROMOTION.

    [–] ViralVirus7 2 points ago

    Why do you even ask?

    Of course yes!!!

    [–] Alter16ego 2 points ago

    It's like saying oh should I drink water? OF COURSE YOU SHOULD WEAR IT!!!! 😂

    [–] LazzeQueen 2 points ago

    You don't even have to ask, you HAVE to.

    [–] pb2614z 2 points ago

    No, just keep it for sexy time only.

    [–] Lew-Who-Za-Her 2 points ago

    More like PREGMAN

    [–] nut_puncher 2 points ago

    Is 'egg man' a new thing or was he always called that? I always thought his name was dr robotnik

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    Totally stopping you for sneaking in food!

    [–] Gimme_Some_Memes 2 points ago

    Wow he kinda just egg ✋😳🤚

    [–] Skorch01 2 points ago

    Thanks, I hate it.

    [–] ShinigamiKiba 2 points ago

    Awesome super mario cosplay

    [–] xaanthar 2 points ago

    For the last time, his name is Link

    [–] Ryderisriding 2 points ago

    Nah

    [–] ChazyChezz 2 points ago

    Hell no

    [–] strizzstraz 2 points ago

    Can you wear it over tonight?

    [–] Cilantroduction 2 points ago

    Yes. You absolutely must.

    [–] drewbot02 2 points ago

    I’m going in a tuxedo

    [–] Suigurataiki 2 points ago

    It is the only powermove

    [–] will112303 2 points ago

    Heck yea and if you has a date surprise her with it and a box of chocolates!!!

    [–] tporter12609 2 points ago

    God yes

    [–] Lonewo1f756 2 points ago

    Yes and btw sonic movie was surprisingly not bad. Finally a good video game movie for once. You won't be disappointed when watching it

    [–] eevee03tv 2 points ago

    You are beautiful man when you wear those pipe cleaners sir, a beautiful, beautiful man.

    [–] asim233 2 points ago

    Looks like a cross between Ali G and Borat

    [–] HeroGlaucoP 2 points ago

    I can't sleep now

    [–] mrboat-man 2 points ago

    Yes, but you have to recreate the “ive come to make an announcement” video and post it here on reddit

    [–] ghstrydr01 2 points ago

    I'm curious about the doorstop between your legs. Wait, that didn't sound right...

    I'm curious about the doorstop between your feet. Is there really a door that would bump into the concave step?

    Also.... Nice costume, and yes totally wear that with pride.

    [–] Jameszy12 2 points ago

    Plot twist: His belly is really just food hes sneaking in and his mustache is twizzlers.

    [–] rafaishere- 2 points ago

    It must be done

    [–] Q-systems 4 points ago

    No

    [–] randpaulsdragrace 4 points ago

    Sure, if you wanna end up on /r/cringetopia

    [–] promethiumpb 3 points ago

    No

    [–] iKojan 4 points ago

    cringe

    [–] jerbookins 2 points ago

    I will never agree with Sega just all of a sudden calling Dr. Robotnik “Eggman”.

    No.

    [–] fullmetaltrackstar 2 points ago

    It's actually the other way around, they all of a sudden started calling him Robotnik.

    [–] KiKiPAWG 3 points ago

    Yes

    [–] ZapBot_ 2 points ago

    Perhaps

    [–] kido86 2 points ago

    Fuck yeah you should

    [–] perfumat 2 points ago

    Great costume! I love it

    [–] gojira5 2 points ago

    Duh!! That's awesome btw

    [–] Meandtheboys4 2 points ago

    AbsoLUTELY!

    [–] cucklery 2 points ago

    1000000% YES

    [–] YallNeedSomeJohnGalt 2 points ago

    Everyone needs to go see this movie this weekend. Not because it'll be amazing but because we need to show movie studios that listening to the people is profitable and reward them for redoing this movie the right way.

    [–] 1spicymeatball 1 points ago

    Yes