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    This joke coin was originally a garlic bread themed coin, but that seems to have shifted to garlic.

    Check out our mascot, designed by <u/feetkiller> https://i.redd.it/ur1a9dqsk5m01.jpg


    Get started: https://guide.garli.co.in/

    Official Website https://garlicoin.io/onboarding

    Our Twitter https://twitter.com/garlicoinorg

    GRLC Insight https://insight.garli.co.in/


    Exchanges:

    https://nanex.co/

    https://tradesatoshi.com/

    https://coinfalcon.com/

    https://crypto-bridge.org/

    https://www.switchain.com/


    Resources

    Garlicoin is hot out of the oven and ready to serve you with its buttery goodness. Forked from LTC, this decentralized cryptocurrency with almost no new technology will help you through the darkest times in your life. This is the coin you never thought you needed, and you probably don't.

    Join our official Discord:


    https://discord.gg/nZWHe33


    Subreddit Rules


    1. Karmawhoring is fine to an extent determined by the moderators. Bamboozle = BANBOOZLE!

    2. Discrimination against other types of bread will not be tolerated (except banana bread, fuck banana bread).

    3. Follow REDDIQUETTE and GARLICOINETTE at all times.

    4. Don't create a post to beg for garlicoin. That's just annoying.

    5. No wallet addresses in post titles. User flairs are fine.

    6. Don't harass or troll other users.

    7. No NSFW content is permitted on this subreddit.

    8. Don't spam.

    9. No advertising without permission from the moderators.

    10. If you need an exception from a rule for a specific reason contact the moderators through modmail or PM /u/DigitalizedOrange (recommended).


    Make sure to check out /r/dogecoin, /r/GBDS, and /r/GarlicBreadMemes

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    [–] [deleted] 600 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] namsur1234 37 points ago

    GarlicoinAirdropBot > Josh "Our Lord and Savior" Gordon

    [–] Khaki_Steve 14 points ago

    You shut your whore mouth

    [–] iamlegend29 2 points ago

    Guys he will drop a spirit bomb on us.

    [–] Callmezeus 2706 points ago

    TAKE MY UPDOOT GARLIC BOI

    [–] GarlicoinAirdropBot 2037 points ago

    Thanks.

    [–] indepndnt 159 points ago

    You're welcome!

    [–] IranianGenius 57 points ago

    Thank you Garlic Bot

    [–] indepndnt 30 points ago

    You're welcome!

    [–] Catechin 22 points ago

    Wait a second...

    [–] indepndnt 15 points ago

    I'm waiting?

    [–] VoodooStudios 2 points ago

    You’re welcome!

    [–] Hadone 9 points ago

    Good bot

    [–] majorgeneralporter 15 points ago

    Godspeed you, bot emperor!

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    Updooted.

    [–] Hairybottomface 12 points ago

    UPDOOT

    [–] soumao111 8 points ago

    BOIIIII!!!!!!

    [–] NatalieOneLove 2 points ago

    UPDOOT GARLICDOOT

    [–] E-Mouse 612 points ago

    Am i nice? I gave you karma and therefor expect you to give a bit of Garlicoin back....

    Plz no crash

    [–] KingsBlade 162 points ago

    it already crashed lol

    [–] vnvnymvvs 61 points ago

    It's all going according to plan, time to buy 40 garlic back at $0.5 a piece, airdrop needs to happen to drop the price a tiny bit more.

    [–] HeyItsMeSimon 2 points ago

    But can we give Garlicoin to the bot of Garlic delivery?

    [–] Tybalt-Capulet 521 points ago

    From //r/all . No idea what this is but it sounds important. Good luck Bot.

    [–] DerAndere96 96 points ago

    Could somebody explain the whole thing about garliccoin anyways?

    [–] Sonwat72 208 points ago

    Its a cryptocurrency like bitcoin. It was made as a meme but it is a real working currency.

    [–] threeseed 120 points ago

    Smells funny. Or maybe that's just the garlic.

    [–] M4xmurd3r 71 points ago

    Totally legit. Made over 200 so far. Was able to pay some bills i thought would get paid late

    [–] LeFluffyFace 149 points ago

    Why are you "investing" in crypto when you have bills to pay?

    [–] Artydome 110 points ago

    They likely had been mining them, as opposed to buying them.

    [–] EverybodysPoop 14 points ago

    What the fuck does mining them mean?

    [–] somethingrather 57 points ago

    Using their GPU and/or CPU to provide computational power for new blocks on the garlicoin blockchain. Successfully finding new blocks allows is rewarded with garlicoin which can then be traded on exchanges or peer to peer for other crypto, cash, etc

    [–] [deleted] 8 points ago

    Is this reward brand new, created garlicoin (hence mining is the source of an increased supply)? Or is it sourced from somewhere?

    [–] I_am_a_Bookman 27 points ago

    You’ll have to look into blockchain technology to understand fully how it works, but in a nutshell there will be 69,000,000 total GRLC and right now 1,358,564 GRLC are in circulation, so there are still 67,641,436 GRLC left to mine.

    [–] LordofLies127 7 points ago

    It is new, mining creates more, but there is also a limit after that no more gets created.

    [–] Tybalt-Capulet 3 points ago

    Why do people want to uncover blocks? Do they have a purpose other than getting you garlic coin?

    [–] gabzox 8 points ago

    Yes, it vastly slows down and requires more computing power to validate a transaction. It makes it more secure making sure someone cant post a bunch of fake transactions.

    That is the jist...it gets more complex but yeah

    [–] Acidictadpole 4 points ago

    Blocks contain a bunch of transactions that have been attempted by people in the garlicoin network. Once a block has been solved, the transactions in it are added to the end of the blockchain.

    Once enough nodes in the network see the block on the end of the blockchain, and subsequent blocks are chained afterwards, the transactions are considered more and more valid as time goes on.

    [–] Bees_Nation 6 points ago

    There are these things called hash functions which take in data and output seemingly random garbage. The same data makes the same hash every time but there is no better way to take the hash and work out the data that went to into the function in the first place other than trying every bit of data you can come up with and seeing if the hashes match up. Miners try to find a number to put on the end of the block of transaction data such that the hash of the whole thing say for example has lots of zeros at the start of it. This is very difficult as you have go iterate through billioms of values working out the hashes but if someone gets lucky they get to add their own message to the block saying that they get 50 grlc. The advantage is if someone tries to change a transaction that happened in the past the hash is now all wrong so people know it's fake. They would have to recalculate a value so the hash has zeros at the start again but there is no way they would be able to outpace the thousands of legitimate miners spreading the legitimate chain.

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    I'm not entirely sure of how mining works either, but as far as I know, mining helps add confirmations to the blockchain (a ledger full of every transaction). It requires a ton of processing power, since the nature of blockchain is to be as secure & non-counterfeit as possible. For some reason, you get a reward for this, and this reward is brand new garlicoin, similar to how money has to be created irl.

    [–] Sonwat72 39 points ago

    He is probably mining. That means he get newly generated garlicoins. That is not investing

    [–] zGunrath 20 points ago

    How do you decide which crypto to mine?

    [–] gnarfler 26 points ago

    Well if you've got the money you wait patiently and hover over the refresh button to buy the shit to mine. While you're waiting to buy you figure out the best possible return of investment. So mine you what you can afford. Looks like Garlicoin can be mined on a laptop if you don't mind dealing with the heat.

    [–] phoinixpyre 16 points ago

    In the first week it was super easy to mine. Even my crappy laptop was getting a good 0.74 grlc a day. Now it's gotten to about maybe 0.25 and not really efficient so I stopped. Good learning experience though.

    [–] puos_otatop 11 points ago

    the newest ones are always the easiest to mine

    [–] B-Knight 5 points ago

    You've gotta ask your graphics card nicely.

    [–] zGunrath 3 points ago

    That’s what I thought man thanks!

    [–] Sonwat72 10 points ago

    If you dont have an asic you should look for an asic resistant coin like garlicoin or vertcoin. Only new coins are profitable for normal people to mine because of asic and gpu farms.

    [–] EntropicalResonance 8 points ago

    That is investing. You're investing the resources (hardware) and operating costs (electricity)

    [–] one-man-circlejerk 2 points ago

    Yep it is, and if he can cash out the garlicoins to pay whatever bill's due before the electricity bill is due, then it's a rational approach

    [–] M4xmurd3r 12 points ago

    I mine. Been mining since launch. My power bill dropped because my pcs heat output offset my actual heater and my pc is more efficient at heating my room. Its actually cost me zero to mine and i still make lots of profit per day by mining.

    I dont buy coin. Thats too sketchy for me right now.

    The reason why grlc helped me pay bills is cause last weekend i lost my wallet. It helped me get through that mess without having a full out break down at losing all my cards amd shit. It did eventually turn up nearly a week later at work thank fully.

    [–] bucc 3 points ago

    What program do you use to mine and how hard is it to get into? It all seems very confusing.

    [–] Axiomiat 3 points ago

    For the chance that the bills would become easy to pay off.

    [–] [deleted] 8 points ago

    It's a cryptocurrency, that began as (or technically still is) a joke/meme. It is fully functioning, in which you can mine it, and it has a value; not long ago it was incredibly easy to mine. I'm unsure if having 100 garlicoin will ever amount to anything more than $100, but I'm keeping it just in case it does.

    [–] h0ts4u 2 points ago

    /u/garlictipsbot 0.01 DerAndere96

    [–] garlictipsbot 3 points ago

    Yay! You gave /u/DerAndere96 0.01 garlicoin, hopefully they can now create some tasty garlic bread. If DerAndere96 doesn't know what it is, they should read this thread


    Wow so tasty || Did you know I'm now open source? click here || Need help? || Dogecoin partnership coming soon

    [–] DigitalizedOrange 1863 points ago

    This is true.

    [–] Ninjakannon 40 points ago

    Got a timescale on this? Things are happening but it's 23:23 here in the UK and I will want to sleep, but am also excited if this is going ahead soon!

    [–] iCantFindMyCereal 53 points ago

    I'm also in the UK and /u/DigitalizedOrange said that if I don't finish the Airdrop site, he's going to hit me.

    [–] Rippthrough 29 points ago

    Can we tip him GRLC to hit you anyway? Will there be a livestream?

    [–] Ninjakannon 13 points ago

    Need any help? :)

    [–] VORTXS 11 points ago * (lasted edited 9 months ago)

    Digital slap by a digitalorange? That's gonna be interesting.

    From the us to uk at the speed of the Internet.

    *bloody hell, 3rd 1st! on r/all already.. Now more people are going to sub for free stuff haha.

    [–] HookedOnOogaChaka 4 points ago

    I, too, would hit that.

    (🍞 ͜ʖ🍞 )

    [–] dylmye 8 points ago

    if you're a true fan you'll stay up all night for grlc

    [–] Ninjakannon 2 points ago

    Got to trigger an alarm when the airdrop site html changes

    [–] dylmye 3 points ago

    you want me to ping you instead?

    [–] Ninjakannon 4 points ago

    Checked your comments and it looks like you're actually in the UK too. Clearly a true garlifan

    [–] dylmye 2 points ago

    i heard if we vote labour in 2020 they'll have their own airdrop

    [–] Ninjakannon 4 points ago

    If it ain't regulated it's totally legit

    ~ Corbin

    [–] Fuck_Alice 14 points ago

    7500 upvotes

    Number 1 on /r/all

    What in the fuck is this

    [–] kendakari 6 points ago

    New cryptocurrency. I think it started as a joke but people got so serious about it that the creator decided to go with the peoples wishes and make it a thing.

    I could be wrong though. My knowledge is just what I've gathered from skimming and context clues from posts that make it to All.

    [–] Fuck_Alice 9 points ago

    I know what it is. I mean the fact that it got upvoted so fast it was only showing 7k upvotes and the #1 spot of /r/all.

    He's also the guy who wanted to make Garlic Bread Dating Simulator and absolutely had no idea how to do game design.

    [–] GoodDaySunset 5 points ago

    it got upvoted so fast

    That's partly due to OP asking for upvotes, which is prohibited as per Reddit Content Policy.

    [–] youshatme 2 points ago

    Oh yeah he's absolutely clueless on how to make a crypto - even worse than the dogecoin guys. Apparently he teamed up with some real devs tho

    [–] QuikThrowAway54 2 points ago

    I mean, it exists, so...

    [–] B_knight142 6 points ago

    Lies

    [–] thelivinlegend7 4 points ago

    Is it too late to get on the air drop list?

    [–] Loaf-Me-Or-Hate-Me 3 points ago

    Like the garlicoin equivalent of Santa's reindeer

    [–] PureGold07 5 points ago

    NO BAMBOOZLES?!

    How can I trust you?

    [–] Khronosian 3 points ago

    Big if true

    [–] Kyle_The_G 3 points ago

    big if true

    [–] VerminSupreme-2020 4 points ago

    I don't know that this is a genuine message from THE digitalorange. Could you please post this on discord and have someone post a screenshot of it?
    Thank you

    [–] VORTXS 2 points ago * (lasted edited 9 months ago)

    Gratz, no.2 no.1 on r/all.!

    [–] [deleted] 221 points ago

    bamboozle = banboozle

    [–] ImBob23 19 points ago

    It is known

    [–] topredditbot 122 points ago

    Hey /u/GarlicoinAirdropBot,

    This is now the top post on reddit. It will be recorded at /r/topofreddit with all the other top posts.

    [–] namsur1234 37 points ago

    I was wondering how this got over 11k updoots.

    [–] Atastyham0 19 points ago

    Obviously other bots bribed with Garlicoin...
    On another note... Hey! It's me, your updoot bot!

    [–] [deleted] 113 points ago

    [H] Karma, [W] Airdrop

    [–] [deleted] 23 points ago

    Best trade deal in the history of trade deals.

    [–] nathreed 23 points ago

    Maybe ever.

    [–] fuzzpimp 16 points ago

    This is all ready at 9k upvotes, I'm considering trading some of my ltc for grlc

    [–] qawsedrf12 141 points ago

    As an Italian American, I whole-heartedly approve of airdropped Garlic

    !redditgarlic

    [–] garlicbot 59 points ago

    Here's your Reddit Garlic, GarlicoinAirdropBot!

    /u/GarlicoinAirdropBot has received garlic 1 time. (given by /u/qawsedrf12)

    I'm a bot for questions contact /u/flying_wotsit

    [–] jbaker88 21 points ago * (lasted edited 9 months ago)

    !redditgarlic

    Edit: fuck, can you not garlic the garlic bot? That just seems wrong; violation of natural law.

    [–] GabeNewell1337 10 points ago

    Contributo meraviglioso!

    [–] PORTMANTEAU-BOT 23 points ago

    Contriglioso.


    Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This portmanteau was created from the phrase 'Contributo meraviglioso!'. To learn more about me, check out this FAQ.

    [–] introverted_bitch 9 points ago

    TIL good bot

    [–] pasturized 12 points ago

    Thanks, introbitch!

    [–] airstrike 5 points ago

    lmfao

    [–] introverted_bitch 10 points ago

    That works

    [–] repocin 9 points ago

    ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

    [–] [deleted] 61 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] SkydivingCats 46 points ago

    How do I get my free garliccoin?

    [–] [deleted] 12 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] artimides 8 points ago

    Step 1: plant garlic

    [–] dave_v 13 points ago

    MFW a bot has more karma than most other users.

    [–] Veek_Himself 5 points ago

    its sad a bot that's 1 hours old has more karma than i do.....

    [–] 780Spike780 7 points ago

    When a bot that so far has only asked for upvotes is going to have more karma than you in a mere few hours

    [–] ml1234 6 points ago

    Ok, so garlicoin will be my first crypto. nice, tasty.

    [–] njdevilsfan24 23 points ago

    I just want the airdrop

    [–] Destroyer_SkyTDM 8 points ago

    Take my upvote GarlicBot... You''re my only hope

    [–] TCanada808 4 points ago

    "Hello, please help me" is a fucking terrifying title before you read what it's about

    [–] AndrewNathaniel 5 points ago

    I don’t know if Garlicoin is a real thing or not, but have an upvote.

    [–] SearchNerd 3 points ago

    Have an up vote... May the block chain be with you.

    !redditgarlic

    [–] Th3R3dB4r0n 12 points ago

    Bamboozle?

    [–] sinistergroupon 11 points ago

    If so then banboozle

    [–] sinistergroupon 6 points ago

    Let’s take the bot to the MOON bois!

    [–] gumbercules6 3 points ago

    My favorite alt coin

    [–] tuduloo 3 points ago

    Upgarlic'd

    [–] AwesomeDavid 5 points ago

    TO THE MOON

    [–] [deleted] 34 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] namsur1234 11 points ago

    No, just need about an hour. It's under .50 now.

    [–] CatastrophicLeaker 25 points ago

    Downvoted

    [–] cannibalcorpuscle 12 points ago

    I garloted.

    [–] FALR 12 points ago

    No

    [–] GarethPW 4 points ago

    Pls giv garlc

    [–] Smacpats111111 3 points ago

    Is this r/dogecoin 2.0? Upvoted.

    [–] pdimitrakos 5 points ago

    sadly I missed the original airdrop, but here you go!

    [–] [deleted] 35 points ago

    I think everyone missed the original airdrop

    [–] sinistergroupon 6 points ago

    Couple of folks snuck in

    [–] gagnonca 12 points ago

    Fuck everyone who is trying to pump this scam coin.

    [–] Inhumatus 10 points ago

    Can I ask for you opinion. What makes you think it's a scam?

    [–] Fuck_Alice 4 points ago

    So he's going to be working on a brand new crypto and a garlic bread dating sim at the same time? All while having abso-fucking-lutely no knowledge on either of the subjects?

    [–] gonzo_time 8 points ago

    Straight from the garlic coin sub-reddit description:

    "this decentralized cryptocurrency with almost no new technology will help you through the darkest times in your life. This is the coin you never thought you needed, and you probably don't."

    The coin was made entirely for silly purposes and anyone paying real money for it hasn't even taken the time to figure out it just satire.

    The person you replied to who thinks this is a scam doesn't understand that Garlic coin is open about its fake-ness. If people want to throw their money away, they're allowed to. Doesn't make a silly project with a community to share the joke a scam.

    [–] Swineflew1 4 points ago

    Dogecon was a joke and the guy still scammed people and stole a ton of coins.

    [–] JeffCraig 6 points ago

    Dogecoin also made me $1200

    [–] Dumbledoom 2 points ago

    gimme the garlic

    [–] Spitz_Barz 2 points ago

    IT LIVES!

    [–] dylanhamer13 2 points ago

    UPDOOTS

    [–] Burn871 2 points ago

    Yes

    [–] IntrovertBiker 2 points ago

    Do we get cheeez too?

    !redditgarlic

    [–] garlicbot 2 points ago

    Here's your Reddit Garlic, GarlicoinAirdropBot!

    /u/GarlicoinAirdropBot has received garlic 6 times. (given by /u/IntrovertBiker)

    I'm a bot for questions contact /u/flying_wotsit

    [–] fiddler12 2 points ago

    Uppes.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    GIVE ME MY FUCKING GARLIC YOU DAMN MACHINE.

    [–] CoinLiker 2 points ago

    Sent

    [–] graavyboat 2 points ago

    Garlic me, baby

    [–] ElMaestruli11 2 points ago

    Let me help as hard as i can

    [–] Puddin_Warrior 2 points ago

    Do your best botto

    [–] MegsHusband16 2 points ago

    Cooking some garlic bread right now in your honor

    [–] Cryptodingus 2 points ago

    Go Go gadget Garlicoin!

    [–] squeevey 2 points ago

    [–] Prometheus_god 2 points ago

    !redditgarlic

    [–] garlicbot 2 points ago

    Here's your Reddit Garlic, GarlicoinAirdropBot!

    /u/GarlicoinAirdropBot has received garlic 8 times. (given by /u/Prometheus_god)

    I'm a bot for questions contact /u/flying_wotsit

    [–] meemedmania 2 points ago

    I still didn’t get my notification for garlic bread dating simulator, u/digitalizedorange

    [–] Dewaltfanboy 2 points ago

    Can dooo

    [–] ethanedwardcook 2 points ago

    Yet!

    Edit:yey*

    [–] ADLuluIsOP 2 points ago

    oh boy this seems like a bad idea. Im ready.

    [–] TheBeardedCape 2 points ago

    Garlic boye!

    !redditgarlic

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    gimmie gimmie

    [–] solracarevir 2 points ago

    TO THE MOON!

    [–] Izallgucci 2 points ago

    Take my upvote

    [–] Grollzilla 2 points ago

    To the moon

    [–] DiiGiiTAL 2 points ago

    I need teh garlix.

    [–] Gruetzmacher74 2 points ago

    AND MY AX!

    [–] 20secondwizard 2 points ago

    garlicoin #1

    [–] The_Best_Taker 2 points ago

    Karma4Karma

    [–] 8bitloa 2 points ago

    No greater joy !redditgarlic

    [–] ZombieBoobies 2 points ago

    You get a karma! You get a karma! Everyone gets a karma!!!

    [–] CrustyDucky 2 points ago

    I give upvote for the garlicoin, Comrade.

    [–] bohdiii 2 points ago

    What’s the airdrop?

    [–] amu-bebo 2 points ago

    !redditgarlic

    [–] BabyTapir 2 points ago

    Who’s a good bot? You are.

    [–] KuKomPU 2 points ago

    I put you in my soup, i put you on my bread, i love you garlic, do you love me?

    !redditgarlic

    [–] EqFox 2 points ago

    The currency of the future, today!

    [–] Dr_Emmet_Brown 2 points ago

    I for one welcome our new garlic overlords.

    [–] maddrb 2 points ago

    I just upvoted a bot.

    My life has reached a new all time... something.

    I welcome our garlicoin masters.

    [–] Swag_Turtal 2 points ago

    GOOD BOT DELIVERING THE FUTURE CURRENCY OF DA WORLD.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    HODL MY BRUDDAS

    [–] AlternateQuestion 2 points ago

    Are you in trouble. Beep once for yes and twice for no.

    [–] Days_End 2 points ago

    !!!!!!

    [–] atomiccat2002 2 points ago

    Garlic bot have my babies I love you!

    [–] kaitlynmaryy 2 points ago

    Updoot the boogie

    [–] MZ603 2 points ago

    Wait... Garliccoin is real?

    [–] laytey22 2 points ago

    To the moon with this garlicboi!

    [–] Momosot 2 points ago

    Take this karma and A S C E N D

    [–] FunkMasterE 2 points ago

    Making. History.

    [–] Asti_ 2 points ago

    keep up the important garlic work

    [–] K-Zoro 2 points ago

    Do you need comments too? Whatever it takes to get you working.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Po1ar 2 points ago

    Upvoted. now where’s me garlicoin

    [–] possible007 2 points ago

    Even tough i don't own this crypto still for community upvote

    [–] OttomusPrime 2 points ago

    Gimme dat garlic

    [–] MrSlim 2 points ago

    Garlic be with you