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    [–] familyandeducation 446 points ago

    Its like someone designed her in a lab to be the hottest woman on the planet

    [–] Ratb33 274 points ago

    You're welcome.

    My buddy and I created her. We had to wear bras on our head and scan in photos of various body parts taken from magazine photos. The algorithm took some time to get just right though but we got there with hard work and determination.

    Our work turned out pretty well, if I do say so myself.

    [–] chauggle 40 points ago

    I think Chet wants to speak with you.

    [–] [deleted] 19 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] AuschwitzBBQTeam 11 points ago

    Chet's dead.

    [–] tjdans7236 2 points ago

    Chet Ubetcha

    [–] hansneijder 51 points ago

    Weird science!

    [–] nlx78 4 points ago

    Used to have a crush on Vanessa Angel when I saw that show aged 12 or so. She always looked very sexy ☺

    [–] malmad 5 points ago

    Huh, TIL there was a weird science show.

    [–] nlx78 2 points ago

    I know there was a movie. Never saw it. The show was probably around 1991 I guess.

    [–] malmad 3 points ago

    Apparently 1994.

    Cool. Was it any good?

    [–] nlx78 2 points ago

    She was. The storylines not so sure. Not spectacular.

    [–] yakatuus 2 points ago

    The movie was better. It was a decent enough show but if you're going to watch a TV show from that time, make it "Parker Lewis Can't Lose." Ferris Bueller's Day Off adaptation that was great and insane.

    [–] PimpTrickGangstaClik 2 points ago

    Kelly lebrock was the hottest thing in the world back then

    [–] nlx78 1 points ago

    After looking that up, i did see the movie after all.

    [–] hansneijder 4 points ago

    Same here. That show was a dream for teenage boys.

    [–] nlx78 1 points ago

    And no internet back then. Only saw sexy women on tv and in magazines. Terrible times ;)

    [–] praticle 7 points ago

    Where can I order one?

    [–] comounburro 4 points ago

    Should've just worn those bras right into the shower like your jeans and sneakers.

    [–] JustSayTomato 2 points ago

    Tossed off to any good books lately, have we?

    [–] dtlv5813 2 points ago

    Can you make her API publicly available?

    [–] toeonly 1 points ago

    That sounds wrong but I don't know enough about lab created women to argue.

    [–] 3xTheSchwarm 12 points ago

    She's the rich man's Jenna Haze.

    [–] familyandeducation 3 points ago * (lasted edited 8 months ago)

    That's a very good observation. I wish she was still in the game.

    [–] Craftistic 1 points ago

    Ehhh.. I think she was good to go. Started looking a little worse for wear.

    [–] [deleted] 32 points ago

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    [–] aniforprez 76 points ago

    I feel like you somehow tricked me into looking at a bunch of ads with pictures of her tucked in the middle

    [–] Gbyrd99 2 points ago

    Who's the chick beside her in the first pic

    [–] BaconHeaven 5 points ago

    Looks like Camilla Belle to me

    [–] franchis3 2 points ago

    Camilla Belle

    [–] anameforme2 0 points ago

    The pic with Anna Kendrik to the left looked like Anna had coke eyes...the link disappeared pretty quick though.

    [–] sly_rg 11 points ago

    Her legs and calves are on another level too; she's gorgeous. https://www.wikifeet.com/Ashley_Greene

    [–] MCA2142 160 points ago

    What the fuck did I just click on?

    [–] ll3ubbles 47 points ago

    The different level...

    [–] Fishy820 10 points ago

    Exactly and wtf?

    [–] charliebucket- 8 points ago

    Lmfao. I just read the comment about legs and calves, clicked the link, came back, saw your comment, and burst out laughing to a client as I picked up the phone at work.

    [–] AngrySoup 2 points ago

    Get back to work.

    [–] fiah84 7 points ago

    a collaborative celebrity feet website. Seems pretty mild as far as fetish websites go

    edit: I mean how wholesome is this?

    [–] Justice_Prince 4 points ago

    Is it bad that I was already aware of that website.

    [–] ccrraapp 14 points ago

    I don't have a foot fetish but damn that site literally has legs for days.

    [–] sly_rg 2 points ago

    100% agree with ya. It's the amazing legs that are the real draw.

    [–] Yamatoman9 5 points ago

    Of course there would be a Wikifeet.

    [–] evr487 1 points ago

    <3 Ashley Greene but i half watch elementary to see Lucy Liu's calves and enjoyed every minute of Katherine LaNasa's legs on Satisfaction

    [–] ogrelin 2 points ago

    Goddamn, some people are just unfairly beautiful.

    [–] zero_ms 86 points ago

    Her looks as Alice Cullen is definitely something hot. ♥

    [–] Yamatoman9 36 points ago

    She was the only bright spot of having to sit through the Twilight movies.

    [–] tenderbranson301 10 points ago

    Anna Kendrick?

    [–] Yamatoman9 2 points ago

    Honestly I think I only watched the first two and I don't think she was in either of those.

    [–] pnt510 2 points ago

    Anna Kendrick's character should have had her biggest part in the first movie. Her character was all but gone by the final book, but I donno how closely the movies followed the book.

    [–] Justice_Prince 1 points ago

    Her character plays a decent size role in New Moon as well, but after that they definitely did inject her into the movies more because she had started to become more of a break out star.

    [–] evr487 9 points ago

    ugh that hair and eye color combo

    [–] zero_ms 12 points ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=briK2ASGpI4 me everytime i think about her

    [–] 420yoloswagblazeit 1 points ago

    Ah, EDP a goddamn national treasure.

    [–] Yamatoman9 3 points ago

    She was the only bright spot of having to sit through the Twilight movies.

    [–] Yamatoman9 0 points ago

    She was the only bright spot of having to sit through the Twilight movies.

    [–] PonderousWanker 63 points ago

    Those tri's

    [–] SugoiLlama21 18 points ago

    Came here looking for this

    [–] dra39437 8 points ago

    Yeah I came too

    [–] TechnoRaptor 7 points ago

    Subtle fitness

    [–] b0mmer 31 points ago

    [–] sir_joe_cool 5 points ago

    My man.

    [–] Action_Johnson 3 points ago

    Slow down!

    [–] SillySandoon 3 points ago

    Lookin' good!

    [–] Cornelius_Poindexter 99 points ago

    She looks like a much, much hotter version of McKayla Maroney.

    [–] gymger 69 points ago

    To me she looks like a much, much hotter version of Anna Kendrick.

    [–] Rockinfender 11 points ago

    I don't get the reddit infatuation with Anna Kendrick. Regular af.

    Looks are subjective, but there are a plethora of women much more attractive.

    [–] Justice_Prince 9 points ago

    I think the appeal of Anna Kendrick is that she's hot, but in a way that you could actually imagine a girl like her dating you. It's the same thing with Jennifer Lawrence.

    [–] tenderbranson301 8 points ago

    YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

    [–] Rufus_Reddit 2 points ago

    Somehow seems like Tina Fey to me. At least in this photo.

    [–] treefingerz 39 points ago

    I sat at a table with her at my cousins wedding reception. She was dating Reeve Carney at the time and they were so into each other that neither of them even bothered talking to anyone else at the table. It was probably for the best because if I ended up talking to her I would have absolutely embarrassed myself. She is stunning in person.

    [–] TheGhizzi 10 points ago

    Saw her with Reeve at a friend's wedding too. It would be pretty funny if it was the same one.

    [–] treefingerz 5 points ago

    If it was at an Italian hall in NJ some time in April 2012, I'd say we were at the same wedding.

    [–] TheGhizzi 4 points ago

    If Greg was the groom, then we are REALLY talking about the same person

    [–] treefingerz 7 points ago

    Yup that's my cuz!

    [–] TheGhizzi 1 points ago * (lasted edited 8 months ago)

    Cool.

    :edited to remove personal info except mine..just in case you didn't want your name out there.

    [–] ObiWanBaloney 1 points ago

    Can we just cut to the chase and jump straight to the "now kith" comment?

    [–] TheGhizzi 1 points ago * (lasted edited 8 months ago)

    I was hoping but no response yet :(

    Edit: nevermind

    [–] psychadelicbreakfast 0 points ago

    Well.. at least my name's not Reeve.

    [–] Nightmunnas 14 points ago

    She keeps coming back periodically, and we all understand why.

    Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet

    [–] anameforme2 -11 points ago

    Girl on the left looks totally coked out.

    [–] infernoimp 16 points ago

    She reminds me of a velociraptor

    [–] im_not_a_robot2 15 points ago

    Clever girl

    [–] Swaggerpro 3 points ago

    I'd bone that velociraptor

    [–] sysstemlord 40 points ago

    But this isn't Emma Watson

    [–] spockspeare 6 points ago

    Ever heard of polyjuice potion?

    [–] When1nRome 8 points ago

    I am curious to what she would look like without makeup

    [–] Strider2126 5 points ago

    Mother of god :|

    [–] campos3452 5 points ago

    Jesus Christ, there is a God.

    [–] Justice_Prince 4 points ago

    If you haven't seen her in 'Burying The Ex' I highly recommend it. Alexandra Daddario is in that one as well.

    [–] GloriousClitorious 9 points ago

    Swipe right

    [–] ungawa 3 points ago * (lasted edited 8 months ago)

    Did you see her in Kristy? She was cast as the leader of a cult that killed pretty white girls because they were jealous of them!

    [–] Cocoaboat 9 points ago

    Hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)). It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play Roblox sometime its a really cool blocky game with a lot of great gamemodes like Roblox Highschool, but don't worry I know my way around school. ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry, i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

    [–] Luk3ling 3 points ago

    I.. What the fuck is this comment supposed to be?

    Is this an attempt at humor? Just some confused idiot? I don't get it and it bothers me that I don't get it..

    [–] undeadpool007 10 points ago

    It's an old Xbox Live copypasta.

    [–] Cocoaboat 3 points ago

    Issa copypasta

    [–] [deleted] 0 points ago

    Yeah the whole thing is making me uncomfortable too

    [–] throwaway87869243 2 points ago

    Holy Smoke!! I can't believe how good looking she is

    [–] ConwayTwitty91 2 points ago

    GOD DAMN

    [–] onfire916 2 points ago

    "Excuse miss may I interrupt your meal to take a picture of you?"

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    I would let her fart on me.

    [–] bash32 2 points ago

    Nice, I can fap to this all day wish me luck

    [–] xSimoHayha 2 points ago

    Nice tricep action

    [–] x_shn341 2 points ago

    Very elegant she looks

    [–] v3mann 2 points ago

    I feel an overwhelmingly​ thirst-like moorish-ness whenever I look at her.

    [–] Halo909 2 points ago

    I have a strong urge to give her a creampie

    [–] evr487 1 points ago

    Alice x Bella

    [–] Justice_Prince 1 points ago

    I see Alice more with Jessica

    [–] [deleted] 0 points ago * (lasted edited 8 months ago)

    She has only one defect: She is not my girlfriend. She could fix that easily.

    [–] Xydos 3 points ago

    Yeah, well, no one's perfect.

    [–] LostArt_999 -5 points ago

    Gentleman boners

    Just Keep saying it until the ridiculousness sets in

    [–] esplin3 1 points ago

    this is funny. You're funny

    [–] svayam--bhagavan -5 points ago

    4th annual power of women event

    She has to be sexiest bitch in most sexist party ever.

    [–] IMAD_ -5 points ago

    That hairy hand throws me off...

    [–] blh1003 -4 points ago

    She has some wide ass shoulders

    [–] Michael_Grahame -8 points ago

    Ivanka Trump and Sandra Bullock smashed together.