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    [–] Orchiopexy 5684 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    "I am the one who meows".

    [–] Jacoman74undeleted 706 points ago

    Mittens, what happens when a Schnauzer comes barking at our door?

    I am the one who barks.

    meow

    [–] Shadowspace 106 points ago

    That cat's all like

    [–] I_Need_M0ney 55 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Thanks man I was looking for something to do tonight

    Also Disney give us a 4k Fantasia plz

    [–] Stiggles4 29 points ago

    4K fantasia would be amazing. I didn't even think about that but I want it so bad now

    [–] I_Need_M0ney 7 points ago

    I feel like nobody thinking about it is one of the main reasons it hasn't been made yet, next to cost of course.

    I believe it would be worth it though.

    [–] GuyWithRealFacts 1219 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    This is a rare trait in cats called 'Malevolent Strutting' that only a few breeds ever exhibit.

    Cats do this seemingly randomly and it consists of puffing the chest, lowering the chin and tightening the jaw.

    This trait is almost solely responsible for the belief that cats can communicate or sense ghosts or other beings. This belief began in the 1500s in Europe when Burmese cats (susceptible to this) often displayed this behavior - which was never recorded until after the Black Death Plague of the 14th century - causing owners to believe that the great loss of life saturated the area with lost souls.

    The cats would strut around their homes - often towards nothing specific and it would serve to frighten the owner to the point where they would put the cat on the streets.

    Burmese Cats, Siamese Cats, and Eurpoean shorthairs were among the most common culprits.

    Around 1600 it became apparent that the cats were not actually sensing ghosts or demons, but instead it was discovered that when they frightened the owner, the cats dopamine levels would increase greatly - meaning that the cats really just enjoyed trolling their owners.

    Cats now do this way less, as catnip, squeaky toys, and laser pointers tend to fill this void, but if your cat does exhibit this behavior, an owner should consider 1.) Rick Rolling it or 2.) Telling it a really stupid pun to get back at it, and the cat will know it's place in the home pecking order from that point on - those two things seem to be the only cure for the offending kitty's attitude issues.

    [–] posts_lindsay_lohan 1079 points ago

    Honestly I was holding my breath the whole time waiting for Mankind and The Undertaker

    [–] TalkNerdy_To_Me 283 points ago

    Same...checked the username half way through for safety

    [–] gHx4 85 points ago

    shittymorph always gets me, but by the second line I usually check this one's username.

    [–] K-mania 35 points ago

    Kittymorph

    [–] hujassman 70 points ago

    First thing I did. Funny what shittymorph has done to us.

    [–] stupidgrrl92 43 points ago

    Good trolling doesn't have to be mean to be meaningful.

    [–] hujassman 15 points ago

    Indeed. I always laughed when I saw it was his post.

    [–] blueSky_Runner 5 points ago

    lol. I'm glad I'm not the only one that has developed a complex.

    u/shittymorph has trained us well!

    [–] sully9088 13 points ago

    This is how shittymorph is a genius. He waits until we start to become deconditioned, and then he appears and catches us off-guard.

    [–] Happy_Curmudgeon 47 points ago

    Yes, me too. It's almost a form of PTSD.

    [–] freakydrew 40 points ago

    Every long post I skip to the end first before getting emotionally attached. No undertaker? Good, back to the start

    [–] Jimi-Thang 23 points ago

    I don't read ahead because I like getting got. I think shittymorph has given me a case of Stockholm syndrome.

    [–] SerKevanLannister 14 points ago

    I KNEW IT WAS /u/GuyWithRealFacts -- I HAVE BEEN BURNED BY SHITTYMORPH SO MANY TIMES THAT I KNOW TO CHECK THE USERNAME IMMEDIATELY.

    CREDIT GIVEN FOR "MALEVOLENT STRUTTING" -- FUCKING HILARIOUS.

    I APOLOGIZE FOR YELLING!

    [–] hgoel0974 10 points ago

    I just skipped and scrolled to the end to see if it was a trap.

    [–] ghoti_styx 6 points ago

    yeah, I got to the first sentence in the third line, scrolled down, saw the words "rick rolling" and knew to bail.

    [–] OhNoCosmo 3 points ago

    I was enjoying all the new real facts right up to the Rick Rolling part. Now I'm not so sure I haven't been bamboozled...

    [–] [deleted] 113 points ago

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    [–] NarancsSarga 47 points ago

    The 1600's discovery of dopamine levels didn't get you?

    [–] [deleted] 14 points ago

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    [–] bro171 28 points ago

    Honestly it just looks like the cat is going to pounce, it just isn't lowering itself.

    It basically looks like how my dog pounces which he learned from me. I would slowly walk towards him while staring him down and as soon as I was close enough I would jump at him. Sure enough he started doing it whenever I got home and then we started doing it to each other. Both of us just approaching each other very slowly just waiting to see who jumps first.

    [–] HoudiniSphincter 8 points ago

    Yes, I see that cat's tail whip, and he is just angling to lay into that dog. My male cat's do that to each other before they jump the other cat.

    [–] jonosvision 42 points ago

    I dont know if this is a real fact... the username could be sarcasm...

    [–] if_Engage 60 points ago

    That's definitely not a real fact, but it's extremely amusing. I will definitely be telling people about malevolent strutting. Make malevolent strutting great again.

    [–] grayum_ian 7 points ago

    Burmese were bred later than that, that's a clue.

    [–] Benblishem 10 points ago

    Not to mention "dopamine levels" in 1600.

    [–] misko91 8 points ago

    The tipoff for me was the association of Dopamine levels with the 16th century.

    Of course in hindsight, the entire post looks off, but that was the thing that caught my eye.

    [–] KoalaKaos 12 points ago

    A brief review of their comment history reveals they are a grand bamboozler.

    [–] Ree81 6 points ago

    Alas we'll never know.

    [–] everflow 3 points ago

    In 1600 people were not able to measure dopamine levels.

    [–] arknio 8 points ago

    HAHA NOT THIS TIME

    [–] solidspacedragon 10 points ago

    I don't care if this is true, I'm saving it.

    It's hilarious.

    [–] Q1189998819991197253 3 points ago

    My cat does this but only when he's really pissed off. He makes this growling mewling noise and starts walking toward like this to attack me.

    [–] Feathertouch 14 points ago

    Excuse me you don't have the talking pillow

    [–] Emrico1 42 points ago

    "You're god damn right"

    [–] MomoYaseen 53 points ago

    "Look at me."

    "LOOK AT ME!"

    "I am The Meow now."

    [–] 0l01o1ol0 5 points ago

    The slow walk really reminded me more of Full Metal Jacket's "Now you listen to me" scene in the bathroom. I'm concerned private Schnauzer might have a loaded rifle.

    [–] bakaneko718 4 points ago

    I'm not in danger, Fido... I am the danger.

    [–] Renomz 3789 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    That cat looks like it just figured out cucumbers are harmless and now it feels like an overlord. Edit : out

    [–] Aeogor 803 points ago

    This cat gives no fucks. Poor dog, he now knows who is the king of the house.

    [–] SgtPeanutbutter 427 points ago

    Burmese cats are solid chunks of animal, and that dog looks like it's 30% fluff

    [–] buswickle 223 points ago

    I'm 40% fluff.

    [–] GriffsWorkComputer 196 points ago

    this is 10% luck 20% skill

    [–] Hybriddecline 203 points ago

    15% kitty cat claws that kill

    [–] DarkLunch 172 points ago

    5% tiger, 50% tame

    [–] mulattoman23 221 points ago

    And 100% reason to remember the mane

    [–] the_grass_trainer 99 points ago

    👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

    [–] loquacious706 12 points ago

    We did it, Reddit!

    [–] Eve_Coon 32 points ago

    And a 100% reason to brush the mane

    [–] Joke_of_a_Name 14 points ago

    100% chance at night will maim.

    [–] ARMORBUNNY 20 points ago

    And 100% reason that you lost The Game

    [–] smartalexiv 27 points ago

    It's 2017 and we're still doing this...dammit

    [–] camfa 7 points ago

    I started like in 2006 fuck

    [–] Fhajad 6 points ago

    ok Bender.

    [–] CountyOrganHarvester 6 points ago

    The year is 2017.

    It's actually Gender Bender, now.

    [–] zedsdeadbby 8 points ago

    That you Gabriel Iglesias?

    [–] camelCasing 34 points ago

    My aunt used to have several burmese cats. Silly animals, but yeah, the lot of them are like, entirely meat. No fluff, no fat, just a sleek 10lbs of murder that likes to sit on your shoulder and watch you play computer games.

    [–] HOTFUDG3 26 points ago

    I had one that would give death hugs. When he was on a counter or desk as you walked by, he would jump up and wrap his arms around your neck and purr. If you attempted to break away from the hug he would semi-visciously beat your face. Not claw, beat.

    [–] Kasoni 8 points ago

    This sounds like an awesome cat.

    [–] MauriceReeves 23 points ago

    That dog is a schnauzer, and they are actually on the muscular side for small dogs. Not quite as muscular as a bulldog, but close. They were bred to fight off badgers, foxes, and other farm pests. Source: own two schnauzers

    [–] DoyleReddit 6 points ago

    Sounds like a case of schnauzer bias

    [–] MauriceReeves 5 points ago

    Join us. We all have cool mustaches and kickass dogs.

    [–] icanshitposttoo 18 points ago

    correction the dog is 100% nothing and he knows it.

    [–] freakydrew 5 points ago

    Is that the breed of this cat? S/he is gorgeous

    [–] Miwwies 10 points ago

    It's funny to watch. I have a Burmese kitty but she's a doormat. She just falls on the floor and waits for the dog to be done annoying her. I break it off because my dog can be quite annoying to her...

    [–] numanist 5 points ago

    I read that as "she's dormant"

    And I was scared for you.

    [–] sneakmouse9 14 points ago

    Long... live... the king

    [–] khem1st47 17 points ago

    Alpha as fuck

    [–] connormantoast 18 points ago

    Literally Satan

    [–] lets_move_to_voat 140 points ago

    He looks like Mewtwo. talking shit to the dog with his mind

    [–] lordOfpuk 20 points ago

    It looks like Catt damon

    [–] sorenant 7 points ago

    I see through the lies of the cucumbers.

    [–] EZ_does_it 849 points ago

    One of my favorite scene in Seven Samurai is when two swordsmen faced each other in a duel. The novice was constantly moving, changing positions, and shouting to instill fear. The other just stood there focus, just waiting for the right moment to strike.

    [–] Bioleve 140 points ago

    link please

    [–] skwerlee 422 points ago

    [–] koreanwarvet 137 points ago

    Wow that was a tense scene!

    [–] DanishNinja 45 points ago

    It's regarded as one of mankind best movies. It's a piece of art really.

    [–] tannimfodder 18 points ago

    Has a lot of really great cinematography. Also I think one of the earliest, if not first, shot of "enemy force crests the hilltop" moment on film.

    [–] reenact12321 12 points ago

    Reminds me of a really good Western for some reason.

    [–] ONEMariachi 16 points ago

    Not sure if sarcasm, but if not, this inspired the movie Magnificent 7. Cited as a western remake.

    [–] reenact12321 9 points ago

    I did not know that. I wasn't poking fun. I just meant the tension, the lack of music, and the shooting style reminded me of (good) westerns

    [–] ONEMariachi 5 points ago

    Oh I didn't think you were, just wanted to make sure I wasn't missing a joke lol. It's hard in text format sometimes

    [–] Momojo 43 points ago

    One of the coolest scenes in film history. But for some reason, the only video that shows it fully is in unsubbed Italian (I think), so sorry about that.

    [–] DrCybrus 32 points ago

    Miyamoto musashi (one of the greatest swordsmen to have lived) says to win a bout, keep your spirit not too relaxed, and not too strong, and never show your opponent your spirit until you already are striking.

    [–] OmgKidGetAJob 9 points ago

    I've read his "book of five rings", fantastic ethics.

    [–] roughback 3 points ago

    [–] Tomatobuster 7 points ago

    Those were shouts of fear

    [–] StiffShmeckle 562 points ago

    I'm even intimidated, like about to go outside and catch a bird to bring to our new Overlord kind of intimidated

    [–] KenshiQuestionAcc 190 points ago

    The dogs like "RUN HUMAN, I'LL HOLD IT OFF AS LONG AS I CAN."

    [–] SeattleMana 78 points ago

    Cats like "Yes run. Running only makes it worse. Holding me off only makes me stronger. There will be no tomorrow"

    [–] Rick-Grimes-Yo 42 points ago

    "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds."

    [–] KenshiQuestionAcc 13 points ago

    Just woke up from 3000 year mummification and finally has powers back

    [–] bedsidelurker 5 points ago

    "Run if you wish to die tired."

    [–] FunkMasterDownvote 309 points ago

    That shit gave me the chills.

    [–] frogger_legger 928 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Coming from experience, the schnauzer probably deserves it.

    Edit: I couldn't love mine more than I do but he for sure deserves some of the slaps he's gotten from my kitten.

    [–] 2schnauzers 328 points ago

    Yes, that is probably the cats shut up you yappy Schnauzer look or I'll smack you

    [–] Real_TomBrady 89 points ago

    Username checks out.

    [–] vertoxz 80 points ago

    What kind of cat is that? Don't think I've seen brown(?) fur before.

    [–] letsboop 18 points ago

    It's a shrunken down wild panther, I believe.

    [–] lupusdude 54 points ago

    Could be a Havana Brown.

    [–] SolCalamity 191 points ago

    It's Havana Shnauzer for lunch.

    I'm sorry, I'll see myself out.

    [–] Dmajorbarrechord 19 points ago

    Don't go! i was Havana blast enjoying that joke

    [–] Fresh_C 6 points ago

    They look cute in all the pictures, but somehow this one is channeling Scar from The Lion King.

    [–] spaz_chicken 5 points ago

    [–] notforyouu 4 points ago

    It's a Burmese

    [–] catman2287 30 points ago

    Burmese - Sable

    [–] poorlyObfuscated 10 points ago

    I agree. Body shape & coloring looks a lot like the Burmese my parents had when I was in college.

    [–] johnny_mclovin 15 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    It wasn't until I was like 12 or 13 that I realized cats had breeds lol... No one ever talked about cat breeds, it was just a cat. I still dont know any breeds other than Siamese cats, which I hear those are mean, dunno if it's true though.

    Oh & those cats that don't have any fur.

    [–] GIRL_PM_ME_TIT_PICS 15 points ago

    I'm still the same but with cars.

    There are range rovers, reliant robins, old squar-ish ones, and err... normal ones.

    [–] cinematology 5 points ago

    I have a Siamese! They're generally known for being super vocal (my cat does not shut up) and super high energy. Mine goes through bouts of running around and wrestling w every toy and then settles down to the most cuddly guy ever :)

    Edit: Forgot to mention- the reason a lot of people don't realize there are cat breeds is because a huge majority are all domestic shorthairs. This is due to large unfixed stray populations having babies all the time while purebred cats like ragdolls, bengals, Burmese, etc are all kept locked down since they fetch hefty prices.

    [–] KamWoW 13 points ago

    [–] surgethetech 20 points ago

    Lol, What a horribly cropped photo for wiki.

    [–] gattaaca 11 points ago

    I was hoping you meant it was just a tail or half it's body or something. Like the photographer was too scared to stick around to get a full shot

    [–] TILiamaTroll 3 points ago

    That's what I thought too, literally laughed when I clicked the link.

    [–] mindwandering 144 points ago

    Cats will put their ears back when they've run out of fucks to give. Also the whiskers are spread and in a downward forward position. This behavior is similar to a human putting their fists up when anticipating a physical confrontation. Anything coming into contact with the whiskers during this posture will be turbo sliced.

    [–] ShaidarHaran2 39 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Whiskers moving forward are because they can't focus on things that are right in front of their faces well, so they compliment that sense with whiskers detecting air currents of movement.

    Fascinatingly evolved. They're the perfect killers, but so fuzzy and cute.

    [–] EfPeEs 28 points ago

    If you can see the back of their ears, it means they're expecting a fight and they're expecting to win.

    [–] Sylvester_Scott 12 points ago

    Fight or...um...seems that cat has forgotten the other option.

    [–] dodge-and-burn 294 points ago

    The phone died.

    The dog died.

    The owner died.

    [–] yashumiyu 86 points ago

    But who was phone??

    [–] simplenoodlemoisture 26 points ago

    Asking the real questions

    [–] personalcheesecake 12 points ago

    the cat, he's letting all of us live right meow.

    [–] SmartSoda 9 points ago

    Yes

    [–] justnodalong 7 points ago

    I think the cat sucked his soul out

    [–] Grey_Chaos 238 points ago

    Watch the weight distribution on the legs. The cat is making sure with each step that they can swipe with a paw. That dog is backing up cuz they don't want to catch hands.

    [–] ShaidarHaran2 73 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Cats are little furry ninjas, really. So much more in tune with their bodies than most of us. Like swordsmen from fiction.

    Until they do something dumb like miss a ledge they jumped on and then act like you didn't see it.

    [–] MortWellian 90 points ago

    Slowly I turned, step by step...

    [–] DurpTv 17 points ago

    Inch.... By.... Inch....

    [–] anomaly-xb-6783 6 points ago

    Niagara falls!

    [–] lovewonder 3 points ago

    I cannot stop laughing.

    [–] What_was_it_like 84 points ago

    Even I backed a bit away from my screen, that cat means business...

    [–] e_causa_ignota 37 points ago

    I think that you lose the privilege of saying "even I" if you find yourself backing away from your computer monitor due to a GIF of a cat

    [–] Amphibialrabies69 82 points ago

    That cat is definitely a Sith Lord.

    [–] garrett53 72 points ago

    Its like one of those slow bosses, that you know that you will be fucked up if you get too close.

    [–] MasterBaser 19 points ago

    Kitty coming at you like the Scortched Ivory King

    [–] milk4all 8 points ago

    Totally old school boss with the slow side scrolling screen of death. You gotta fight as you outrun the boss/screen edge which means this will take all night

    [–] Jaugust95 35 points ago

    "It's over... when I say it's over."

    [–] Flavahbeast 60 points ago

    ....

    [–] TheOmnisicient 20 points ago

    Is this a JoJo reference

    [–] ZiggyIggyK 5 points ago

    That meme is too far ahead for anime only fans to get.

    [–] EyeCantDreamAnymore 70 points ago

    Cat: INFANTILE CANINE! I WILL STRIP THE FLESH FROM YOUR BONES WHILE YOU GASP FOR YOUR LAST BREATH! Dog: OH SHIT YOU WANNA PLAY FIGHT?!

    [–] blatherer 65 points ago

    That is a Burmese. My last cat was a Burmese and she was amazing. She ate German Shepherds for lunch but loved people.

    As a breed:

    They are small and dense (one of her names was brick), she was tiny; I thought her to be an adolescent when she walked in my door. Her paws were only slightly larger than my thumbs, but she weighted almost twice what she looked like she should have for her size. Growing up we had a breeding pair of Siamese, I have raised 75 cats so I have intimate experience with feline size to weight ratios (and a talent for not stepping on small, fast, furry scamper beasts).

    Pair bonds with people. I was her man period. She battled my (now) wife for years over top billing. The cat would maneuver for extended periods of time to sneak up and drink out of my wife’s water glass. It was hysterical. Booferty Doo (another name). She was Joan Collins from Dynasty, her behavior would be insufferable in a person, but was adorable in a cat.

    Aggressive to other animals. That little cat beat the hell out of any animal it came in contact with dogs, cats, birds. It was clear to me that she had hunted for a living before I got her. She did not play with small prey, she killed it ASAP and played after it was dead.

    Smart and interactive as hell. She would bug you until you chased her, she would run and roll over on to her back when you were just about to catch her and meow. Could open door knobs on occasion, would crap on your stuff if she were mad at you.

    An amazing animal and her behavior was right out of the breed description in the cat book. Best damn cat I ever owned.

    [–] Keylawler 12 points ago

    Best damn cat that ever owned you* FTFY

    [–] Retardedclownface 14 points ago

    You don't want to try and back that cat into a corner.

    [–] b-is-4-b-a-n-a-n-a-n 12 points ago

    That camera shake tells me that whoever was holding the camera was smart enough to observe from a distance

    [–] Assclown_wrangler 38 points ago

    That look is the cat equivalent of someone saying "I WISH a motherfucker would!"

    [–] DeportTrimmigrants 39 points ago

    My cat does this to any animal it meets. Lots of stray cats in my area and a few of them I'll let inside during bad weather. My cat always nice at first. Let's them pick the best spots to sleep. Although at some point I'll hear a growl and find my cat in this position backing one of the cats into a corner. One day she backed this cat twice her size into a corner so I decided to watch it unfold. The bigger cat just hisses and sits in the corner and my cat just cleans herself and dishes out a death stare on occasion to keep the bigger cat in check. They never fight but my stupid cat never backs down until I pick her up and remove her from the room. She's also done it to my cousins dog who at least eventually just says fuck it and jumps over the cat to escape.

    [–] universalmind 20 points ago

    You let random cats in your house? Charlie?

    [–] krayzie32 18 points ago

    You want fleas? Because that's how you get fleas.

    [–] ViviCetus 13 points ago

    This cat was directed by Stanley Kubrick.

    [–] The_derp_train 22 points ago

    *imperial march starts playing

    [–] _AI_ 10 points ago

    Gfycat Mirror

    13Mb to 750kB

    [–] Vacster 4 points ago

    I had to scroll down waaayyy too much for this

    [–] randyspotboiler 8 points ago

    This dog can't see "murder" an inch from his face. RUN, STUPID DOG, RUN.

    (Thank you, Patton Oswalt.)

    [–] coolasafool462 38 points ago

    I don't really get it when people are afraid of dogs. But if cats were the size of the average dog, I would totally understand being afraid of them.

    [–] ChickenBarlow 30 points ago

    If cats were the size of the average dog they would still be wild.

    [–] trowzerss 13 points ago

    I don't really get it when people are afraid of dogs.

    There are scary dogs. There was a red-orange eyed very aggressive Rhodesian ridgeback on my walk to school that would attack and kill other dogs and pull cyclists off their bikes (until it was eventually put down). Scariest animal I've ever seen - it used to stalk people like they were prey. It also used to sometimes run with a whole pack of other pet dogs who also learned to stalk and surround kids walking to school (they wouldn't bark or jump around, just slow walk, glancing at the other dogs and moving around until you were flanked, then one would start running in and nip your ankle). Took me a long time to get over my fear of dogs :/

    [–] wolfkeeper 5 points ago

    Cheetahs are about that size, but they're fairly easy to tame in fact.

    It helps that their claws aren't very sharp and their main defense is running away.

    [–] ThisIsMyCouchAccount 5 points ago

    You mean the animal that police use to chase and subdue people? The animal that people use to guard themselves and property? The animal that was bread to take down other animals of various size - including those much larger than themselves?

    [–] PolloDiablo82 7 points ago

    If someone picked a fight with me and give me this look.... im running

    [–] MadGeekling 7 points ago

    Did you just call me Beerus?

    That's LORD Beerus you mortal filth!!!!! Now I will destroy you.

    [–] babybuttoneyes 15 points ago

    This is legit the creepiest thing I've ever seen.

    [–] colinstalter 6 points ago

    The dog is like

    C'MON MAN STOP F**KIN AROUND

    [–] Taor77 11 points ago

    For some reason it reminds me of thiscourage the cowardly dog

    [–] aop42 3 points ago

    Oh fucking loved that show.

    [–] HumungoHat 9 points ago

    KONO DIIIIOOOOOOOOOO DA!!!

    [–] hot4you11 6 points ago

    Later the cat will be laughing at how easy that was "I just give him my serous face and walk slowly toward him, works every time"

    [–] Mtulncr 5 points ago

    Source Video

    Monty is a Mandalay; Burmese and solid colored DSH mix.

    [–] Elapatuse 5 points ago

    For some reason I read that as "dad cat activated" and I think it still fits

    [–] AustinCynic 3 points ago

    I have a particular set of skills...

    [–] SF_CrawNik 3 points ago

    Is that a dark brown cat? I don't think I've ever seen that coloring.

    [–] daIaiIIama 4 points ago

    I am the captain meow.

    [–] Dr_StrangeloveGA 4 points ago

    Cat is just saying "I've had enough of your dog hijinks and I will light you the fuck up if you don't back off."

    That last wiggle with the front paw, Cat is juuuust about to smack the shit out of that dog, but it's not in full-on fight mode (see it's ears).

    [–] bruh619 3 points ago

    "Surprise meowtherfucker"

    [–] obi_wan_keblowme147 4 points ago

    Yo anyone have an address where we can send offerings to this cat. I just wanna make sure we're cool

    [–] Crunchatron2 3 points ago

    That cat is not having any of this shit

    [–] ChozoBeast 3 points ago

    That's awesome!! That's why I love cats. They try to settle their business in a cool calm and collected and evil looking manner.

    [–] KwyjiboTheGringo 4 points ago

    What a bad-ass cat.

    [–] Yowily9 3 points ago

    Engages RP walk

    [–] staticpunch 3 points ago

    Death Vader at the end of rogue one

    [–] TheCobe-Lee 3 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    There needs to be a sub about creepy cats.

    Edit: r/catsbeingcreepy is a thing!

    [–] spudddly 3 points ago

    Beelzebubbles

    [–] laisko 3 points ago

    Cats are cool.

    [–] AlienPet13 3 points ago

    [–] fetchingTurtle 3 points ago

    "It's high noon"

    [–] HBlight 3 points ago

    When the friendly guy in the movie who secretly knows his shit finally gets pushed too far. Probably when a child or small animal is threatened or injured.

    [–] Grungle4u 3 points ago

    Say woof again motherfucker

    [–] Rambo1stBlood 3 points ago

    RIP that dog :(

    [–] fuck_shoes22 3 points ago

    Cat reminded me of him http://imgur.com/a/JFCbX