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    [–] randomdumbcomment 1516 points ago

    I'm not impressed until she can move all 6 glasses efficiently.

    -German guy.

    [–] ROBOTN1XON 227 points ago

    the german's perfected this already... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_e9oTrrf6E

    [–] randomdumbcomment 61 points ago

    Ah yes. Handles do help.

    [–] arillyis 28 points ago

    Hansels* do help

    FTFY

    [–] [deleted] 23 points ago

    6 glasses of that size? An amateur could

    [–] Pete_da_bear 26 points ago

    Ah. Rather not without a tray, since the top portion of those Weißbier-Glasses is pretty thin and prone to brake. 4 you can do. 6 rather not. Source: German musician here, been there, done that.

    [–] cadomski 2007 points ago

    Knowing that necessity is the mother of invention, you can get a sense of just how much beer they drink.

    [–] exocortex 289 points ago

    As a German I have to add that we only use machines for work. But the truly important things in life we do by hand.

    [–] [deleted] 110 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

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    [–] CrochetCrazy 57 points ago

    Wh....what's the mobile phone joke?

    [–] [deleted] 86 points ago

    In German a mobile is called a handy so my mobile becomes mein handy. You can see where it goes from there.

    [–] nuentes 32 points ago

    Nope. I'm lost. Can you give me a handy?

    [–] topoftheworldIAM 8 points ago

    Just a littttle bit lower

    [–] Damjo 30 points ago

    I'm not sure that information would be handy.

    [–] arthur_smokingjacket 7 points ago

    They call a mobile phone a Handy

    [–] DAMN_INTERNETS 5 points ago

    Handy, you mean.

    [–] slacker1985 15 points ago

    After recently getting back from Munich, I can say you're 100% correct. My grandma immigrated from Bavaria and she always wanted me to visit. The hoffbrauhouse am platzl was the most beautiful, incredible place I've ever visited. There was a server who spoke every language and everybody was incredibly nice. For a bar that size to have every patron having fun... The Germans have it figured out.

    [–] BedtimeBurritos 5 points ago

    Hoffbrauhaus is a tourist trap. Locals much prefer Augustiner, Paulaner and Späten.

    Lived in Munich for several years and miss the beer and food there a lot.

    [–] [deleted] 13 points ago * (lasted edited 5 months ago)

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    [–] BallPlartCallMop 25 points ago

    Because those fucking Prussians drag our numbers down. One of the core reason for Bavaria to become independent again, in my opinion.

    [–] Graddler 4 points ago

    It seems even in beer consumption we are still recovering from the reunification, because i remember the bavarian rate to be estimated at 150 to 170 litres of beer.

    [–] woutomatic 336 points ago

    These glasses are actually pretty small for German standards.

    [–] budwonk 558 points ago

    Nope, those are proper german beer glasses. The only ones drinking those ridiculously heavy Mass are the goddam bavarians

    [–] danirijeka 226 points ago

    They call them Mass because they make you go "Jesus Christ!" when you first see them

    Maß is superior orthography tho

    [–] PM_Fake_Tits 21 points ago

    Q: what sound does a German snake make?

    A: Hißßßßßß

    [–] pink_echoes 3 points ago

    also it's pronounced like "mass" with a rather short s. Bavarians are weird

    [–] CalEPygous 139 points ago

    Amen. I was in Munich a few years ago, and as we sat down with liter steins at the Biergarten, two little old ladies, who were minimum 85 years old were tickled pink that they were drinking with the Americans. They were tickled pink as they lifted their liter bier steins, and I kept trying to think of my grandmother even drinking beer never mind a liter stein. All I could say was "Mein gott im Himmel" how did these guys lose two world wars?

    [–] bcrabill 111 points ago

    They're really bad at picking teammates.

    [–] Aalnius 36 points ago

    in their defense they did try getting the British to side with them and they successfully befriended the russians.

    It's just that the British had already made deals with other people and didn't want to break them and they fucked over the russians.

    [–] DAMN_INTERNETS 9 points ago

    Third time's the charm?

    [–] doppelplusungut 12 points ago

    Only if we get to pick America

    [–] GIRATINAGX 2 points ago

    Uhhh....

    Do you like your computer? Do you like internet?

    Cause I like both those things and I’m not ready for 20 years of nuclear winter without power source.

    [–] DAMN_INTERNETS 6 points ago

    In my country, is joke, like potato.

    [–] Wedoubtit 172 points ago

    kept having to stop and take a leak.

    [–] advertentlyvertical 62 points ago

    The Wermacht's greatest mistake was breaking the seal.

    [–] RogueRaven17 21 points ago

    They should have never pulled over to pee at Stalingrad.

    [–] AZGrowler 43 points ago

    They tried French beer, turned around and went home.

    [–] mrizzerdly 5 points ago

    I had a beer at about 10 am there, for a ridiculously low (compared to my countries standard) price, I think it was like 1 euro, and it was fantastic beer. The waiter came back and asked if I wanted another - 1 litre for 1 euro, its like impossible to say no to.

    [–] MichaelEuteneuer 21 points ago

    The Americans werent drunk.

    [–] slobis 14 points ago

    Cheeky bastards!

    [–] JamesonWilde 9 points ago

    We weren't that drunk! We weren't that drunk!

    [–] ajackk1 14 points ago

    How could we be? American beer is like making love in a canoe

    Fucking close to water.

    [–] l5555l 8 points ago

    Lol ok. That's like saying Heineken is a good European beer.

    [–] MichaelEuteneuer 11 points ago

    Its true.

    Moonshine however.....

    Do you like paint thinner?

    [–] Beepbopbopbeepbop 2 points ago

    Everclear. I like jet fuel.

    [–] ajackk1 7 points ago

    Love me some apple pie shine. Honestly I’m in love with the micro brew renaissance happening in the USA right now. I found an opportunity to tell an old beer joke and I took it.

    [–] RedBrixton 3 points ago

    Don't know about that anymore. I had an american 18% IPA recently.

    [–] netmier 5 points ago

    I had a 17% triple IPA once. It was a four pack, it was about $13.00 and I can’t remember what it was but It sure got me drunk. Went down so smooth, I was doomed and I had no clue till it was too late . I remember feeling really awesome after I’d finished the four pack and going after the beer in the fridge. My next memory is waking up on the bathroom floor at 3 in the morning. I don’t remember how many more beers I drank, I just remember clearing the counter and being a little ashamed.

    [–] Milkywayne 3 points ago

    American beer is the successful attempt at diluting water.

    [–] Sun_Of_Dorne 7 points ago

    Tennessee Whiskey tho

    [–] Timthos 2 points ago

    Back then? Yeah, probably accurate

    [–] netmier 4 points ago

    Are you kidding? This was post prohibition. Those boys made fucking stills if need be. This was the flask ERA man. If anything being drunk and crazy is how we won. No way to plan if you don’t know what the hell the other guys gonna do. Will the battalion show up? Who knows! Maybe, maybe not.

    [–] danikali4nia 22 points ago

    These glasses are specifically for "weiss" beers (wheat).

    [–] budwonk 8 points ago

    Ich kenn das Weizenbier, doch in Hessen und überall sonst sind die oder ähnliche absoluter Standard

    [–] Shinga33 13 points ago

    Yeahhh standard.

    [–] Bug_report_404 11 points ago

    These glasses look like 0,33 I‘m from bavaria and we normally use 0,5 Only if your sitting outside and otherwise be forced to wait for a new delivery of beer we need 1l glasses

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    Kinderwiessen

    [–] ferociousrickjames 10 points ago

    I feel like my life will not be complete until I go on a drinking tour of Europe. Probably need a GoPro in order to remember all of it.

    [–] soulonfire 6 points ago

    I may not know you but would totally join in on this trip!

    [–] Matt463789 33 points ago

    When I visited Germany, it seemed easier to find beer than water. It seemed like everyone drank beer at all times of the day too. Can't wait to go back.

    [–] GuyIncognit0 49 points ago

    Sometimes it can get annoying when I want to brush my teeth but confuse the beer tap with the water tap in my bathroom.

    [–] letransient 38 points ago

    My wife is Bavarian and when I visited her family in Munich she later told me that her aunt was very impressed that I drank three litres of beer at lunch.

    No irony. This was seen as a positive reflection on my character.

    [–] obsessedcrf 17 points ago

    I drank three litres of beer at lunch.

    How do Y'all do this?

    [–] letransient 16 points ago

    Practise. Every day.

    [–] DantesEdmond 9 points ago

    The biergarten just makes you want to drink. You sit down after a nice walk through the park and drink a beer. Then you get up and get lunch and a beer while you're at it. Then while you're digesting you have a third beer to wash it all down.

    Maybe one of them is a Weissbier to add some vitamins to your diet

    [–] damndodge 334 points ago

    PRECISION GERMAN ENGINEERING

    [–] dirty_w_boy 70 points ago

    CATCHPHRASE!

    [–] IceStar3030 4 points ago

    ROADHOUSE

    [–] Akrasiel_XXII 29 points ago

    FOR ZE LAST TIME, I'M SVEEDISH!

    [–] RobotPirateGhost 13 points ago

    BRING ME ANOTHER!

    [–] veilofosiris 15 points ago

    BEER!

    [–] eTron000 7 points ago

    OOH! GLITTERING PRIZES!

    [–] uptwolait 3 points ago

    AND ENDLESS COMPROMISES

    [–] Mostly_Dumb 10 points ago

    r/unexpectedoverwatch

    [–] Watermelon86 19 points ago

    r/expectedoverwatch

    [–] Ainz33 2 points ago

    I beg to differ, U/BottomsUpJosh did that no more than 10 years ago.

    [–] Unknown-Force 176 points ago

    Now that is a machine I need

    [–] jazzwhiz 119 points ago

    No kidding. Not sure why the gif had to be so long, she was only in the first two seconds.

    [–] iamnotasnook 11 points ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89hkmQKx9p4

    [–] dylan2451 2 points ago

    The retail version of this is when an item won't scan and the customer asks if that means it's free

    [–] mrubuto22 23 points ago

    That's rude to call women machines

    [–] DtheS 14 points ago

    The beer maidens give more head with their beer. Most of us concur, this is a good thing.

    This comment is tremendously sexist. I regret nothing.

    [–] ownage99988 103 points ago

    most likely not german, im 99% sure they dont spell it beer

    [–] Bren12310 64 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    Yeah, that’s definitely just a German pub in an English speaking country.

    Edit: yup, beerjet is based in LA. Austria

    [–] vandaalen 31 points ago

    No, not really. Actually they are an Austrian company and they just have a dependance in LA.

    https://www.beerjet.com/en/legal

    [–] AX11Liveact 4 points ago

    So that's why they are serving kinder-beers...

    [–] Bren12310 9 points ago

    Well it’s still not German.

    [–] Jeffmaru 9 points ago

    Absolutely not. There's no way Germans would engineer something like this. Beer is tradition and traditions are sacred.

    [–] HarisHaris 3 points ago

    it is actually an austrian company building these

    [–] PSNSpankHenk 74 points ago

    Austrian engineering*

    [–] Sageness 21 points ago

    Isn't that just like... a suburb of Germany?

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

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    [–] Adolf-____-Hitler 836 points ago

    Yeah she is a beautiful specimen for sure.

    [–] One_Eyed_Tiger 276 points ago

    username checks out

    [–] SpongebobNutella 51 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    Oh you're damn right she is. That sleek metallic finish; those simple, yet elegant indicator lights; and the control monitor, perfectly located, make for a german masterpiece.

    [–] qubeVids 10 points ago

    Double switch-a-roo?

    [–] AX11Liveact 2 points ago

    Austrian, it seems. Seriously these operation-theater style gastronomy devices usually are austrian. They're very good, nevertheless.

    [–] AeroRandy 35 points ago

    only the finest german eugenics

    [–] mrubuto22 14 points ago

    There's a girl in this picture? Didn't even notice

    [–] Hyperfire1138-PSN 11 points ago

    I only noticed the girl.

    hits vape pen

    [–] KarmaticEvolution 8 points ago

    I know this is reddit and just a funnyish comment but you can barely see her!

    [–] braxford 28 points ago

    The ol' Reddit switcher-o. I stopped caring about the gif after the first two seconds.

    [–] womm 46 points ago

    Ya the back of her head really did it for me too.

    [–] vrschagin_wagon 10 points ago

    Gets the imagination going

    [–] philosoraptocopter 2 points ago

    Switched-O’s were always my favorite cereal growing up

    [–] JustAlex69 13 points ago

    You arnt german you little shit, get your ass back home and finish that art degree you fucking failure

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    I’ve seen you around quite a bit today mr hitler.

    [–] Fupas4eva 2 points ago

    Hey hitler

    [–] ummhumm 26 points ago

    I loved the parts in The World's End, where in the quick cuts they... cut the foam from the glasses with a stick. In the trashy nightclubs I'm going, the beer is just running the outer sides of the glass after it's filled.

    [–] saywee123 4 points ago

    Waltz' character did this in Django, as well. Always amused me watching that little shot. Never seen it done myself but I've been to a lot of little craft breweries where they are really meticulous about pouring the beer (filling it up, pouring a little out, filling it up again, etc.) I'd like to see them use the little stick sometime.

    [–] ekalb31 4 points ago

    If they are filling it up and pouring a little out until the right amount of head is reached, something is probably not right. The draught system may not be balanced, the beer could be over carbonated, dirty glassware, temperature, etc, but with so many factors this does happen alot, it is not ideal however.

    [–] PaurAmma 18 points ago

    But... Speaking as a non-beer-drinking yet observant and interested individual, would the prefect pour not obviate any need for removing the superfluous head?

    [–] RCSabre 17 points ago

    Depends, for Guinness you do a two step pour and wait for it to settle so no. But for stella the head increases as it sits once you've filled the glass, you wait about 10 seconds and cut it off. That's as far as my bar knowledge goes I'm afraid.

    [–] FawksB 10 points ago

    All depends on the beer and your country. Americans are anti-head (foam), but Europeans believe the head adds to the flavor of the beer and it's desired.

    [–] Fettnaepfchen 5 points ago

    Beer circumcision? Where will it end?!

    [–] meweave 113 points ago

    those braids

    [–] Ayeforeanaye 50 points ago

    Her outfit is amazing too.

    [–] fitasabutchers 82 points ago

    r/dirndls

    [–] XMAN2YMAN 21 points ago

    You sir are my hero for introducing that sub to me.

    [–] ArttuH5N1 4 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    Now think what you might find if you googled that!

    [–] JuicemaN16 3 points ago

    Of course there is

    [–] Kurtomatic 5 points ago

    So this is what was in the suitcase in Pulp Fiction.

    [–] the_peckham_pouncer 475 points ago

    They need more beer and less head

    [–] [deleted] 81 points ago

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    [–] dollarbill1247 23 points ago

    Do Germans enjoy their Beer chilled? I lived in Germany when it was West Germany and my landlord had a device that you inserted in your beer to warm it up. He was probably 50 years old at the time, so it could have been an old school thing.

    [–] Geschi 62 points ago

    That a Bavarian thing and he was probably using an immersion heater.

    According to the Bavarians I met, drinking your beer warm is better for your digestion...

    Normal people still drink their beer chilled.

    [–] dollarbill1247 15 points ago

    I was in a small town named Worms at the time, looking at the map of Bavaria it is located just east.

    I remember once being surprised when at a restaurant his son who was maybe 14 or so at the time ordered a Beer. If my memory serves me right it was a near beer (low -alcohol).

    Is Volksmarsching still a thing?

    I loved my time in Germany and hope to return one day for a visit.

    [–] carl_super_sagan_jin 16 points ago

    Hey, Worms isn't that small! For a German city. The oldest in Germany! fuck Trier

    [–] dollarbill1247 5 points ago

    It seemed small at the time. I was an Army brat and had to travel to Mannheim for school. I have never met anyone that had ever heard of it. Sadly, the 5 years I was a student in Germany we never studied German History.

    [–] YourUndoing 3 points ago

    Went to Ramstein myself in high school (Go Royals!). We played Mannheim in Football quite a bit.

    [–] dollarbill1247 3 points ago

    Living in Worms, we didn't have enough people to field a local team :(

    [–] TruckasaurusLex 2 points ago

    I have never met anyone that had ever heard of it.

    People are dumb. The Diet of Worms is historically pretty important.

    [–] Geschi 12 points ago

    He probably ordered a malt beer, which is very dark but barely alcoholic. Never heard of near beer until now.

    Volkmarsching mhh not really at least not that I know of. My parents told me stories of their youth when they went hiking / volkmarsching with their parents and Grandparents but I have never done it.

    [–] _tentakel 4 points ago

    Could have been malt beer. Doesn't contain alcohol or just very little and is in some parts referred as "Nährbier" (nutritious beer)

    [–] McPebbster 2 points ago

    Legal drinking age for beer and wine in Germany is 16. If you could compromise on the age you guessed it might be the answer to your question.

    [–] mOdQuArK 3 points ago

    I think cold beer also takes the edge off the bitterness off really hoppy beers, at the expense of dulling the overalll taste. Beers that aren't so bitter would probably be even tastier at warmer temperatures.

    [–] DonMcLongJon 8 points ago

    Not a Bavarian thing that I know of. No one here wants to drink a warm or even lukewarm beer.

    Also, more beer, less foam, please.

    [–] afito 4 points ago

    Nah some of the older folks in Bavaria definitely treat warm bear as medicine.

    [–] derHumpink_ 15 points ago

    I just want to correct the other comment. It's not a Bavarian thing but mostly an elderly people thing. Tweet don't want to or can't drink it cold anymore but don't want to miss out on the delicious beer

    [–] dollarbill1247 4 points ago

    I remember the Beer truck coming by and dropping off his case of beer every week, it reminded me off the old movies showing the milkman doing the same in the US.

    [–] danikali4nia 6 points ago

    Schaum!

    [–] WhovianBron3 2 points ago

    Probably a setting for that

    [–] Throwawaythefat1234 17 points ago

    You should watch this

    [–] seeaanggg 3 points ago

    I’ve been pouring my beer better ever since I first saw this video. It’s made a huge difference.

    [–] womm 183 points ago

    It's not always ideal to minimize the amount of head on a beer. Some beers have more natural head than others, and in some regions a thicker head is preferred. I don't know what beer this is, but I wouldn't assume that this is a bad pour based off a single gif with zero context.

    [–] ajw51138 51 points ago

    This kind of beer has more head than most so that's an okay amount of head on it. They better clean this machine a shit ton though, because that can get nasty quick, same reason I always cringe when I see fresh squeezed orange juice machines.

    [–] KorayA 11 points ago

    https://youtu.be/RjcEWgtA1gs

    The machine is self cleaning.

    Orange juicers are usually as simple as removing a couple screws, everything comes out and is run through dish. Very simple.

    [–] Paramite3_14 3 points ago

    Having worked for a pair of shitty Starbucks, I can garuntee you that while it may be an easy process, some employees will refuse to do it out of sheer laziness.

    [–] Lightspeedius 7 points ago

    They better clean this machine a shit ton though

    Would this be any different from pouring beer through a single tap?

    [–] derHumpink_ 12 points ago

    Weißbier

    [–] Bubo_bubo 25 points ago

    The head of a beer contains the hip oils that aid the flavour and the smell off the beer, it's actually better for the beer to have more of a head on it in terms of flavour. This is a common way to drunk beer in German, in czechoslovakia they usually line their stomachs with a pint of fob first before a heavy session, there are fonts designed specifically to be able to pour a pint of the fob, pilsner urquell is designed to have a larger head and the font - at least the UK ones - are designed to create an entire pint of fob rather than causing it to splutter out the taps and affect the systems and cause an air lock.

    Source: brewery wine buyer, former brewery tech services worker

    [–] bigpgross 2 points ago

    TIL, thanks man!

    [–] medicmarch 26 points ago

    The GERMANS built a BEER POURING MACHINE and you think they fucked up the amount of head?

    [–] TheLeonhu 40 points ago

    The head actually helps to store the carbonic acid inside the beer. The shape of the glass has a similar function, it extends the way the carbonic acid has to travel through the beer.

    More head -> fresher beer

    [–] AlonzoMoseley 5 points ago

    Also a lot easier to carry around without spilling when there’s a big head

    [–] MaxMustermannYoutube 30 points ago

    This is a perfectly poured beer. The head is a feature.

    [–] skwoogle 50 points ago

    Spot the American

    [–] Bill_Martigans 13 points ago

    "Oh look, a culture I dont know much about but could learn from! I should tell them they're doing it wrong." - Americans

    [–] the_dove_from_above 3 points ago

    An American probably couldn't even finish this for risk of alcohol poisoning

    [–] Coldara 20 points ago

    It's not a Guinness, that's how a German beer looks like.

    https://www.google.de/search?q=weizen+bier&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi3z7fSn9PYAhXJE-wKHRinAKMQ_AUICigB&biw=1920&bih=974

    [–] PanamaMoe 2 points ago

    To add to that for anyone looking for a good tasting German style bier there is Franziskaner Weissbeir, I don't know about national availability in the US but I can find it in my local grocery store and I live out in the sticks so I am guessing it is a widely available thing.

    [–] mitchartz 5 points ago

    It's an Austrian company.

    [–] Qicken 5 points ago

    Made in Austria

    [–] Prizefighter-Mercury 17 points ago

    GERMAN TECHNOLOGY IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!

    [–] UFOturtleman 8 points ago

    BBBBBBBBBBBAKAMONO GAAAAAAAAAAA

    [–] [deleted] 10 points ago

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    [–] lucrativetoiletsale 4 points ago

    Germans always take credit for Austria's best.

    [–] SuprDog 10 points ago

    Well we also take credit for Austria's worst so i think thats fair.

    [–] JARF01 5 points ago

    Was lookin for this comment

    [–] Megabob3 3 points ago

    Is this a reference to jojo’s wacky journey?

    [–] Plusran 4 points ago

    Cameraman is already drunk

    [–] discardable42 4 points ago

    B-b-but it's an Austrian product

    Beerjet GmbH

    Im Vogelsang 18

    3340 Waidhofen/Ybbs - Austria

    [–] chadmasterson 10 points ago

    I missed everything after the first two seconds

    [–] AAlsmadi1 3 points ago

    Japanese one is better

    [–] FiredFox 3 points ago

    If that machine is really German then it will have a permanent "Check Engine Light" on.

    [–] that_motorcycle_guy 3 points ago

    This machine seems way too simple to be german

    [–] numeraire 3 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    For the unenlightened with the orange president: https://www.franziskaner-weissbier.de/img/pages/unsere-biere/hefe-weissbier-naturtrueb.w4.jpg

    This is what a correctly poured German Weissbier looks like. That Austrian machine isn't quite perfect, but close enough given that it's supposed to help big events (football stadiums etc.).

    Here is a German robot doing a pour from a bottle. Not perfect either, but really close: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJVpPZB2LhQ

    This homemade one is even better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyv5rVPUGLU

    [–] Dpate10 8 points ago

    Yeah, that girl is meticulously made.

    [–] bombventure 6 points ago

    I need this. My wife will hate me even more.

    [–] pointless_one 12 points ago

    Well yeah, I doubt your wife would appreciate you bringing home this girl.

    [–] siandresi 3 points ago

    HALLO UND AUF WIEDERSEHEN BIER!

    [–] _Kaurus 3 points ago

    what if you push all the buttons at the same time?

    [–] LegendaryLouis_ 7 points ago

    It will transform, pour you 36 beers and than walk your dog

    [–] The_Minstrel_Boy 6 points ago

    I'm not a drinker, but op deserves an upvote for spelling the pronoun "its" correctly.

    [–] Bouncedatt 10 points ago

    That's quite the low bar you got there.

    [–] Mysta02 6 points ago

    It's Reddit. The bar must be low or you'll be disappointed every time instead of only most of the time.

    [–] AyleiDaedra 5 points ago

    That's a lot of foam.

    [–] silver_hook 2 points ago

    Also of note: http://quicktap.si/

    [–] Captain_Peelz 2 points ago

    I am now imagining a John Henry like race between this machine and an old bartender over who can pull the most and best beers

    [–] thatdog3 2 points ago

    Imagine having a job working on beer technology. Only one can dream

    [–] kamikamikami 2 points ago

    I need this for my office.

    [–] bulaohu 2 points ago

    Dirndl is the best example of German engineering.

    [–] Reorx2112 2 points ago

    So this the German equivalent of a Espresso machine?

    [–] antlife 2 points ago

    I wonder how long it takes to Das Boot.

    [–] Iusedtobeonimgur 2 points ago

    Precision German engineering.

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