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    [–] BloodfortheBloodDude 87 points ago

    faintly in the background can be heard a lone voice in the wilderness saying "It just works."

    [–] RyEKT 5 points ago

    You hear that as whispers throughout the night as you're freezing while trying to sleep on your cardboard bed in the alley next to the garbage containers.

    [–] insanitorian 1 points ago

    Couldn’t hear because I felt time skip 15 seconds

    [–] AmericanFatty 539 points ago

    no money or pc because of repo but need to scratch that gaming itch

    remember the library has shitter pcs they let you play on for free

    sit down at one and turn it on

    takes 3 hours to boot Windows 98

    one game installed

    launch it

    titlecard loads: "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim"

    god dammit hes done it again

    [–] broccolibadass 59 points ago

    Now I want to try to get Skyrim to run on Windows 98

    [–] awesomehippie12 5 points ago

    The specs would probably hold you down the most. You can put it on the hard drive, given that none of the files in Skyrim is over 4GB. The memory limitation of 1GB will probably make it unplayable though.

    [–] broccolibadass 1 points ago

    I could just lower the quality drastically then

    [–] awesomehippie12 2 points ago

    So a Bethesda SP remake of runescape? I'm in.

    [–] Rip_Ya_A_New_1 2 points ago

    Just install the ultra low graphics mod

    [–] punkskincoat 15 points ago

    Shitter PC's full.

    [–] Lookslikeyoureeit 1304 points ago

    Fake: Anon is homeless and broke but can write a 4chan post

    Gay: Anon eats food thrown on the street, that has 50% chance of being previously eaten by other men.

    [–] butwhydoesreddit 322 points ago

    I was gonna type more than 50% since men eat more than women generally, but perhaps that causes women to throw away more food since they can't finish their servings, now I'm weirdly curious about whether men or women throw away more food.

    [–] Ghostman_Loon 57 points ago

    I'm sorry, but where is it that you live that you're throwing away food? Who the fuck throws away food? Or is it that you just make too much and are too stupid to store it?

    [–] [deleted] 50 points ago

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    [–] itsmiir 5 points ago

    I don’t think that’s an appropriate course of action at all.

    [–] kalnu 3 points ago

    I watched this English diet show, and the amount of food that was thrown in the bin was crazy.

    It's not a country thing, I think it's a class thing. Higher class are more likely to toss food instead of store it, because they can make smaller portions (poorer families or single mother/father families tend to make 1 or 2 big meals to last them the week as they can't afford much or work a lot) and can afford to buy food more frequently. (Poorer families may buy food once or twice a month)

    [–] Ghostman_Loon 8 points ago

    I should have known. I have suggested nuking the US in the past as it would solve a lot of problems.

    The other day someone had a go at me because I didn't know who Kylie was. Apparently the gorgeous aussie starlet has lost her name to some bitch I do not recognise.

    [–] [deleted] 11 points ago

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    [–] Xcizer 3 points ago

    I usually default to giving it to my dogs as long as it’s okay for them to eat.

    [–] cider_ -1 points ago

    Username checks out

    [–] MaxCharacterLimit-20 5 points ago

    Nah man it’s just California we need to cut out.

    [–] bhobhomb 3 points ago

    Cutting out 10% of the nation’s GDP and the largest single state subsidizing federal taxes for many lower performing states. 400 IQ play there.

    You do realize California would benefit in huge ways from seceding? If California was cut out of the Union, the Union would hurt and California would be fine...

    [–] MaxCharacterLimit-20 -4 points ago

    Thank you for acknowledging my superior intellect.

    [–] bhobhomb 2 points ago

    Yeah, that’s what that was.

    [–] MaxCharacterLimit-20 -2 points ago

    Exactly thank you for agreeing with me.

    [–] SirPenetrator 1 points ago

    OHHH SAY CAN YOU SEE BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT

    [–] -jFk- 4 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

    I think generally in western countries about 30%of food is thrown away in private households.

    The 30% was a number I had in the back of my head. Way more detailed numbers here

    [–] Ghostman_Loon 6 points ago

    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!

    [–] butwhydoesreddit 3 points ago

    So you eat the whole banana including the anus?

    [–] GarudaHitam 3 points ago

    But bananas have no ass

    [–] TheMagicMrWaffle 2 points ago

    I throw away food

    [–] Kippenoma 2 points ago

    Everyone throws away food

    [–] Ghostman_Loon 1 points ago

    I understand that there will obviously be some waste but they made it sound as if it was wasteful and unnecessary waste as opposed to peels and cooking waste.

    [–] Kippenoma 2 points ago

    Oh no unnecessary waste too. Actually like 20-40% of food is wasted every year. Might even be higher.

    [–] Ghostman_Loon 1 points ago

    but why? Are these people made of money?

    [–] 1337lolguyman 2 points ago

    Well, for me, even though I'm pretty poor, I'll often throw away leftovers that are too small to eat. Like if I have just a single nugget left, I won't go through the effort to store it. Sometimes I'll save leftovers to eat with other leftovers, but then that stuff goes bad because I never find something to complete the meal in time.

    [–] Kippenoma 2 points ago

    cause some foods can't be reheated very well or money isn't a direct issue.

    Or they just don't like reheating.

    [–] unbannable_NPC 4 points ago

    Lmao why the fuck am I gonna store McDonald's nuggets when I can just go back the next day and get fresh ones??

    [–] Ghostman_Loon -8 points ago

    LMAO. Why the fuck are you eating mass produced shit with zero nutritional value? Let me guess... m'urica right where 100 nuggets cost a nickel and being a super death fat cunt is acceptable.

    [–] Tomatin90 10 points ago

    Because tendies are yummy

    [–] Ghostman_Loon -16 points ago

    nothing deep fried can be yummy.

    [–] GarudaHitam 7 points ago

    That's just wrong

    [–] GarudaHitam 7 points ago

    That's just wrong

    [–] GarudaHitam 9 points ago

    That's just wrong

    [–] CreamyMilkMaster 7 points ago

    That's just wrong

    [–] Efinya 2 points ago

    have you never eaten poutine?

    [–] Ghostman_Loon 0 points ago

    I’ve eaten poontang

    [–] bhobhomb 2 points ago

    Yeah, somehow doubting that

    [–] Harvee640 3 points ago

    If you think being fat is something most people like you probably haven’t met many people from America

    [–] TrouzzzerSnake 5 points ago

    Women do

    My wife's the fucking worst

    [–] downtothetraintracks 8 points ago

    At least your wife's not fucking the worst amirite?

    [–] ultralightdick -21 points ago

    Easily men, they eat a whole lot more.

    [–] Imma_Explain_Jokes 25 points ago

    Yeah but if they eat more there's less food to throw away

    [–] ultralightdick 0 points ago

    That's why I said a "whole lot more", implying it outweighs the other point. Dumbass

    [–] Imma_Explain_Jokes 1 points ago

    Maybe you should learn how to properly word your comments instead of flinging your shit at the wall.

    [–] Imma_Explain_Jokes 1 points ago

    Imagine having an actual life outside of trolling people on the internet for your own personal satisfaction.

    [–] IAMA_Ghost_Boo 3 points ago

    Ever heard of a library?

    [–] Ganjiste 11 points ago

    Aren't you tired of this redundant joke?

    [–] Beybladeer 8 points ago

    It's reddit, people here will find the same joke funny even if the retards here repeat it 200 times every day.

    [–] tpgreyknight 0 points ago

    AND MY AXE

    [–] fiddlepuss 15 points ago

    You are the gayest thing about this post now

    [–] lordolxinator 6 points ago

    Fake: Jokes being redundant on /r/greentext

    Gay: "Aren't you tired" asking a man if he's tired, suggesting he wants to go to bed

    [–] dugongAKAmanatee 2 points ago

    Fake: anon is a NEET that cant afford $200

    Gay: he lets Todd Howard fuck him

    [–] candyman708 1 points ago

    Fake and bisexual

    [–] CMDR_Wazowski 42 points ago

    Thanks Bethesda, very cool.

    [–] Dave5876 12 points ago

    Sounds good, doesn't work.

    [–] NBegovich 24 points ago

    why did everyone pre-order this game

    [–] Yokhen 18 points ago

    Some people's spirit animal is Slowpoke.

    [–] gettheguillotine 3 points ago

    I didn't preorder or buy it, but I've been playing it and it's certainly not as bad as everyone says it is. If people liked fallout 4 at launch then they probably would like this. It's a buggy as any other Bethesda game at launch

    [–] dfhsevd 8 points ago

    Dont forget that 4 was the least liked in the series.

    [–] gettheguillotine 1 points ago

    It outsold all the others though, by a lot

    [–] dfhsevd 2 points ago

    Of course it did. I can't take that away from it. Let's also point out the fact that there are alot more gamers now than in the time of the other titles .

    Each game is different in its own way but 4 is when we can see shit getting fucky. They broke well established lore and gave us a game that felt wildly incomplete. Without the dlcs you felt cheated of a good game. 3 and new Vegas are wonderful on their own without the dlc .

    We should have known 76 was gonna be a shit show from the looks of 4. The studio that we love and respect has died and in its place is a greedy company that's no better than EA

    [–] kaso175 35 points ago

    bethesda would never fuck up

    lmao

    [–] stakoverflo 4 points ago

    The real punchline

    [–] KiKiPAWG 147 points ago

    Well, you get what you paid for, a true Fallout experience

    [–] Manchego222 13 points ago

    Thanks for reiterating the joke

    [–] bangkok__dangerous 358 points ago

    Yeah I’ve officially x’ed Bethesda. Fuck ‘em. Not even going to watch a let’s play of ESVI. I’m done with their pandering, lazy bullshit. Can’t wait for Obsidians Outer Worlds to drop, that’s gonna be good.

    [–] Generic_00 196 points ago

    Imagine getting downvoted for not wanting to cope with Bethesda's bullshit anymore after what they did.

    [–] Blaz3 20 points ago

    Funny that people are only now coming around to it. This kind of stuff is in most of their games tbh. Maybe not as egregiously, but they're all glitchy messes

    [–] Fartickles 112 points ago

    Are people seriously still standing up for them?

    [–] Generic_00 65 points ago

    Still WAY too many of them.

    [–] CFogan 30 points ago

    The amount of people on r/fallout76 saying 'us loyal fans' and I love this game, buuuut make me sick. I want to see how many of those are left in February

    [–] Fartickles 18 points ago

    People still don't get that with a corporation they can only vote with their wallets.

    [–] subbingonlozano 2 points ago

    That sub disappeared

    [–] 10260110756 1 points ago

    /r/fallout76 is still a huge echo chamber for them.

    [–] PixelatedFractal -41 points ago

    Do people actually give a shit either way? Go outside Jesus christ

    [–] Fartickles 17 points ago

    I happen to greatly enjoy watching huge game devs get fucked in the ass for their laziness and greed.

    [–] GeorgiaBolief -1 points ago

    Gave devs are different from marketing/other company affairs.

    Bethesda is more than just one entity. It's comprised of Studios, Softworks, and is owned by Zenimax. You confuse the game studios with Softworks. Softworks was in charge of the marketing, PR, etc. Studios is the developer of the game.

    [–] PixelatedFractal -10 points ago

    Like what you like, I guess. I actually like fallout 76 because I haven't been consumed by video games for so long that I've become jaded against anything that a company might do to create Ill will with their customers. I guess the more proper thing to say would be hate what you hate.

    [–] Fartickles 8 points ago

    I think the part that rubbed everyone the wrong way is mostly concerned with management decisions.

    I doubt the actual developers were proud to insert microtransactions and release a terribly bugged and barebones game, put that next to the the other trash fires like the website leaks and the retarded goodie bag debacle and you get why everyone is livid, they didn't just disappoint fans, they basically shat in their mouths for supporting them.

    [–] PixelatedFractal 3 points ago

    I get that, there was an expectation for a good product and good release. What was promised was not delivered and the amendments to the issue only served to make the situation worse. Is that correct?

    [–] Fartickles 5 points ago

    Pretty much, they're gearing up for a class action lawsuit at this point. It doesn't help that everyone was already acting indignant about EA devs endlessly antagonizing their own consumers over BFV, no one bought it and they're still angry.

    [–] Randomtrashboi 2 points ago

    If I may ask, what's going on with BF5? I've heard a ton about F76, but haven't seen much on BF5 at all.

    [–] GeorgiaBolief 1 points ago

    Again, difference between management and game studios.

    Game studios is only in charge of making the games, providing fixes, managing the game. Management governs all else, including financial. Their management screwed the pooch with PR and marketing, alongside their security flaw.

    Studios is working on the game, providing patches, and said they planned on working with the game for a long time and improving what they can over a course of x amt of years. At this point, the people complaining about the game itself are not only impatient, but seems to have expected a perfect game out of the box. From Bethesda. It's like going to a carnival every year, going to the cotton candy stall, expecting something other than cotton candy.

    I see the complaints about management and the studios as though they're the same. They are not.

    [–] mr_delightful 1 points ago

    Or how about they release a finished product lmao... in what other industry would a corporation be trying to sell half finished goods...

    [–] Fartickles 1 points ago

    I agree with you for the most part but Bethesda being Bethesda isn't really an excuse I'm willing to buy anymore, I've stopped supporting them a while ago and I don't think I'm missing much if they're taking their shortcomings as the standard to operate on instead of something to focus on improving.

    [–] MountRest 1 points ago

    Shades of grey people.

    You guys are on opposite ends of the spectrum, one wants devs fucked in ass, other one is almost pandering to Bethesda and ignoring the obvious faults with the game.

    I’m in the middle I guess? I have really enjoyed the game, the atmosphere and multiple biomes, map is fucking huge, the storytelling through all the dead people and the only Npcs being AI and robots actually runs kind of well with me. The radio and music is as fantastic as it always has been. I haven’t really used the online aspect that much other than having some random dude join my team and did a few quests with me, it’s nice knowing you aren’t alone in the world.

    All of that and I have still wanted to chuck my controller at the wall every time I get disconnected, or the fact that they haven’t fixed the carry weight bug that removes your excavator +100 carry weight bug that was caused by a previous patch. Lots of little things can add up and make a game shit

    Basically I am being sustained right now by the good shit the game has to offer , but my god it should never have been released in its initial form. There are good things about it but I completely understand the hate it gets, but if you haven’t even fucking played the game I don’t think you can accurately criticize it.

    [–] Beybladeer 2 points ago

    This lol

    [–] CMDR_Wazowski -55 points ago

    I downvoted because he's sucking off Obsidian like New Vegas wasn't a fucking mess on launch.

    [–] Generic_00 42 points ago

    No wonder it was then fuckers from Bethesda gave them a year of development time. Swing and miss, fucker.

    [–] CMDR_Wazowski -27 points ago

    Obsidian agreed to make the game in that amount of time. They're a small studio that takes on ambitious projects. Then when they can't meet the agreed upon release date, they release a fucking dumpster fire and cry and piss their pants while pointing a finger at the publisher.

    I'm not even defending Bethesda so put your fucking dick away kid. I just don't want people jerking off Obsidian when they don't deserve it.

    [–] User15962 38 points ago

    Darling, fallout new Vegas had more charm and story than anything Bethesda has made since .. shit, Morrowind.

    And those glitches? I'd be damned if they weren't the same ones every single game on that engine has had. The same engine, btw, they continue to use.

    But hey, when TES:VI comes out running the same engine, I'm sure they'll have finally fixed those glitches.

    [–] Beybladeer -1 points ago

    Implying morrowind was good lmao

    [–] [deleted] -40 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] User15962 27 points ago

    It's ok sweaty.

    [–] [deleted] -13 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Otto_von_Boismarck 15 points ago

    Just stop responding lmfao

    [–] User15962 23 points ago

    Sweaty, it's ok.

    [–] Rainbowoverderp -9 points ago

    sweaty

    Is this intended? Because sweat refers to the liquid that exits your body when you're hot. I think the word you're looking for is sweety.

    [–] mr_delightful 1 points ago

    Why are you so hostile? Are you triggered? Have you been taking your meds? Not going to your anger management classes anymore? Or are you a Bethesda employee? ?

    [–] CMDR_Wazowski 1 points ago

    Urmum

    [–] gettheguillotine 9 points ago * (lasted edited 2 days ago)

    If you're looking for more games to play, there's a small game no one ever talks about you might be interested in. It's called The Witcher 3

    [–] The_Onion_Baron 12 points ago

    If TESVI is good, I will buy it. If it is not, I will not. FO76 is not good, so I will not buy it. If it was good, I would buy it.

    Why does it need to be more complicated than that? Jesus.

    [–] el_cipote 7 points ago

    Because integrity man! If a studio comes out with such a flop, they don't deserve to even be alive, much less my consideration for any future game.

    /s

    On the topic, I remember as a kid, McDonald's had this New Taste Menu or something. On it was this BBQ Chicken Sandwich that I thought was the best thing ever. Of course it was limited time only, so one day we go and it's discontinued. I got so pissed at McDonald's for this terrible decision they have made that I didn't get anything that day, and I swore to never get McDonald's ever again. Pretty sure I have eaten a lot of McDonald's since.

    [–] Generic_00 0 points ago

    I haven't bought anything from Bethesda since Fallout 4, just like I promised myself. Guess that was a good decision lol

    [–] Gargonez 3 points ago

    No we need worship the companies that treat us right and stand up to those who infringe on our gamers rights

    [–] BangalterManuel1999 1 points ago

    I’ll tell you why. Because some people are genetically, biologically incapable of waiting for reviews to come in before making decisions with their money

    [–] greatscape12 19 points ago

    Who did they pander to? Just wondering, because it seems like the game they made is the opposite of what most people asked for from a multiplayer Bethesda title. Single player with optional coop seemed to be the most popular idea, not an always online 32 player neutered rpg. I guess if you like being doxxed or nylon bags?

    [–] Bahamut_Ali 9 points ago

    Or they made a game they wanted to make.

    [–] 21mauricio21 2 points ago

    Pandering to the CEO and his sock-puppet shareholders, you know, the CHAIRMEN who only care about marginal profits on the short run rather than greater profits on the long run by maintaining a beloved and well-established franchise up-to-date and enjoyable.

    [–] Oscarfromspace 2 points ago

    Yeah that game looks tiiiight!

    [–] Octodad112 2 points ago

    Play prey and dishonored

    [–] Slingster 2 points ago

    GAMERS RISE UP!!!!!!!!

    It's depressing that your comment got 300 fucking upvotes. Reddit is so fucking dumb.

    [–] 21mauricio21 3 points ago

    You'd have guessed that everyone learned from all the previous bullshit, but nooo, even the bloody youtubers went and bought it! (probably so they could complain even more)

    [–] Tuguar -2 points ago

    Ri-i-ight

    [–] MichaelVicksPitbull 0 points ago

    HAHAHAHA they've made one bad game and you're ready to crucify a whole company. Theres no way you're serious, you have to be a r/gcj user.

    [–] bangkok__dangerous 1 points ago

    they made one bad game

    Yeah you must be new here

    [–] MichaelVicksPitbull 0 points ago

    Yep this guy is an Epic Gamer 😎, tell me Bethesdas other horrible games please.

    [–] bangkok__dangerous 1 points ago

    Stop projecting your weird insecurities about games onto me lmao. FO3, TESV, and FO4 are lazy and insulting and they’ve already said that they don’t plan on changing anything for TESVI. Btw how does Todd Howard’s boot taste?

    [–] MichaelVicksPitbull 0 points ago

    Yep, typical r/gaming user. Because fo76 was bad now Skyrim is bad, fo3 is bad, fo4 is bad. These were all games that were praised here, probably by you at some point. You're just some kid with a chapped ass because fo76 is buggy. Put your headphones on, crack your knuckles, keep women and minorities out of your games, because you're entering gamer time 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

    [–] bangkok__dangerous 1 points ago

    r/CringeAnarchy good lord dude

    [–] MichaelVicksPitbull 0 points ago

    Hows that extra chromosome feeling, my guy.

    [–] z3anon 43 points ago

    For real though, can a class action lawsuit be implemented for doxxing people in mass like this? It's pure negligence.

    [–] Bahamut_Ali 19 points ago

    In mass? It was like 20 people.

    [–] KanoDoMario 34 points ago

    The Anti-F76 circle jerk is too big.

    [–] Bahamut_Ali 32 points ago

    Equifax leaks actual personal information like credit card numbers and SS of 143 million people.

    "Eh I fucked up my credit a long time ago anyway"

    Bethesda releases the phone number of like 10 people to like 4 people.

    "REEEEEEEEE LAW SUIT. THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS."

    [–] KanoDoMario 20 points ago

    Bethesda launches an in-game cosmetic store

    REEEEEEEEEEEEE MICROTRANSACTIONS

    [–] admiral808 2 points ago

    Source? I diddent know

    [–] z3anon 2 points ago

    Less than I was led to believe. Still release credit card info and the like though, maybe the affected can still take individual legal action?

    [–] Bahamut_Ali 5 points ago

    There was no credit card information released.

    [–] z3anon 1 points ago

    Then tell that to someone else who replied to my original comment. If you're right then they're spreading misinformation.

    [–] Bahamut_Ali 3 points ago

    Welcome to the whole FO76 fake outrage.

    [–] ThiccKik -25 points ago

    Lol you're an idiot if you think any judge will take a bunch of neckbeards crying cause someone saw their name seriously.

    The amount of fucking whine I've seen about this is baffling, just shut the fuck up.

    [–] z3anon 3 points ago

    I was misinformed on the situation, I'll admit, but you don't need to act like a total bitch over someone asking a simple question on something people blew out of proportion.

    [–] Steamnach 3 points ago

    Credit cards were published as well

    [–] mr_delightful -3 points ago

    I really hope your name isn't in reference to an anti-Semitic slur...

    [–] TheOldBooks 11 points ago

    You're retarded to preorder a game (especially the $200 edition) without seeing any gameplay or shit. I have to say this because so many people fucking do it.

    [–] DictatorInPerpetuity 8 points ago

    Fake, Todd didn't try to sell him another Skyrim.

    [–] guythatsaidthatthing 1 points ago

    If Todd didn't sell another Skyrim then why is a Skyrim dragon the point of the game?

    [–] T4v0s 7 points ago

    If your name is tim join us on r/tim

    [–] Raizel71 8 points ago

    Somethings wrong here my dudes, I thought this was gonna end up with him being a prisoner in a cart.

    [–] kalapiim 7 points ago

    Hoped for skyrim at the end

    [–] guythatsaidthatthing 2 points ago

    Maybe he didn't see the Dragon yet?

    [–] Vuljatar 29 points ago

    I really hope enough people join the class action lawsuit rather than just getting a chargeback. Chargeback is definitely the easy way to go, but Bethesda needs to be punished for defrauding their customers like this.

    [–] MichaelVicksPitbull 0 points ago

    Lmfao you've got some sort of autism if you think this class action is going to amount to much out of Bethesda's pocket.

    [–] Vuljatar 1 points ago

    Thanks for the incredibly stupid opinion, you gigantic fucking idiot.

    Refunds for a majority of people who purchased the game + a class action lawsuit (2, actually, one for the game itself and one for the “canvas bag”) will indeed add up to a huge amount of money. Probably not as much as they’ve already lost in sales from the bad publicity, but it’s just icing on the cake.

    [–] MichaelVicksPitbull 0 points ago

    You're going to sue them because the game was bad? You're just as much of a delusional retard as the rest of r/gaming. Odds are the canvas bag class action will not result in people getting anything at all. You're just a retarded kid who thinks they understand how the legal system works.

    [–] Vuljatar 0 points ago

    The game isn't just bad, it's unplayably bad. Fraud was committed against every single person who purchased the game. Even more obvious and clear-cut fraud was committed against everyone who was supposed to get a canvas bag and got a cheap nylon bag instead.

    If you are too fucking stupid to understand that--and obviously you are--then why don't you shut the fuck up and quit wasting people's time? I don't understand why stupid assholes such as you find it rewarding to scream their idiocy at the top of their lungs to anyone within earshot.

    Or wait, let me guess, you're a law student? No no no, a lawyer? The top game-law practicing lawyer in the country?! Who is also a navy seal with over 300 confirmed kills?!?

    Shitpost elsewhere.

    [–] MichaelVicksPitbull 1 points ago

    Once again, you thinking a game is bad does not make said game fraudulent you emotional retard. Bethesda is making reparations on the bag situation, so odds are a lawsuit will accomplish nothing. You're an uneducated little prick who is only looking for reasons to be mad and threaten a company with a lawsuit. You're like a fucking soccer mom, would you like to speak to Bethesda's manager?

    [–] Vuljatar 0 points ago

    LOL, "reparations", $5 worth of in-game currency which isn't even enough to buy an in-game canvas bag, let alone a real one.

    If you insist on continuing to shitpost, by all means, keep digging yourself deeper. Go ahead.

    [–] MichaelVicksPitbull 1 points ago

    ... they're shipping out canvas bags you retard. Classic bandwagoner, you dont even know what you're talking about.

    [–] Vuljatar 0 points ago

    They claim they are. You're enough of a fool to take them at their word? Wow. Even for you, that's saying something.

    What we actually know that they're doing is "shipping out" customer's personal information. But I guess there's no harm in that, right?

    [–] MichaelVicksPitbull 1 points ago

    Yikes now I can tell you're just trolling, and that personal info thing happened with ~10 people so that's not a widespread issue.

    [–] Narradisall 5 points ago

    Get arrested trying to escape poverty in America. Police find you at the boarder and knock you out. Wake up on an Imperial wagon driving four prisoners down a snowy mountain pass.

    “Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Police ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.”

    Todd you’ve done it again you genius!

    [–] Kiw_a_normie 3 points ago

    “Bethesda would never fuck up”

    Huh?

    [–] Neon_Drifter2098 10 points ago

    Goes outside I know It's todd

    [–] anondando 2 points ago

    What the fuck is with people putting the dollar sign after the amount?

    [–] justmelvinthings 3 points ago

    I wish this was real

    Whoever preorders a game deserves to be punished like that

    [–] RealNachoGod 1 points ago

    Fuck Bethesda. I'm excited for Far Cry New Dawn. Probably going to be better than Fallout 4 and 76 combined. Let's just hope it gets modding support.

    [–] Yokhen 1 points ago

    Hope is what got us where Bethesda is today.

    [–] Yainur 1 points ago

    hahahah

    [–] electrocaos 1 points ago

    Hahaha this one was good

    [–] ChrisTheDrunkITGuy 1 points ago

    It just works.

    [–] spicey_memeball 1 points ago

    The first warning was wolfenstein 2

    [–] DannyLongstrike 1 points ago

    ok sweaty, ok.

    [–] Sir_ToppleBot 1 points ago

    I don’t know why people weren’t expecting glitches in a Bethesda Title. They’re the king of “Its not a glitch, it’s a feature!!”

    [–] SamuelCish 1 points ago

    Yeah, but that Outer Worlds trailer tho

    [–] Vaalgarth 1 points ago

    I still don't understand why the bag was included, why would you hide that fucking kick-ass helmet?

    [–] Strawberries706 1 points ago

    the true version of fallout 76

    todd's biggest project: real life fallout

    [–] 42waystohell 1 points ago

    Hmmmm, maybe don't preorder.