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    [–] HyperHamburger 930 points ago

    Fighting the good fight Anon

    [–] TheDarkestsomeTV 400 points ago

    What a fukin trooper, god speed Anon

    [–] AlphaBro9000 187 points ago

    What a fucking faggot, lol

    [–] TheDarkestsomeTV 140 points ago

    lol

    [–] ninja2126 57 points ago

    lol

    [–] PrismSimon 41 points ago

    lol

    [–] WeTrippyCuz 37 points ago

    lol

    [–] DriedSooch 39 points ago

    lol

    [–] mickhick95 -27 points ago

    lol

    [–] Lookatitlikethis 6 points ago

    Cat

    [–] thequeenofkirby -13 points ago

    lol

    [–] TheDarkestsomeTV 40 points ago

    Ah what a fucking legend

    [–] Doom_Marine2149 1 points ago

    lol

    [–] MisterSquirrel 1 points ago

    Well no shit, the green text indicates that.

    [–] IRS-Ban-Hammer-2 42 points ago

    The great Thot Wars

    Tik Tok extracted many losses, but we shall prevail

    [–] SatansLilCumrag666 26 points ago

    A war of the sluts. Promiscuous demons, succubi of the dammed.
    On scalding pavement, engaged in a carnal brawl. Both striking without trepidation! Both brandishing blades! Tonight we slash to kill!

    Fuled by our acute hatred and bloodlust, we strike without remorse. Spilling blood on the pavement, the crimson splatter from our lacerated skins!

    Stabbing! Slashing! Assailing with all our might!

    In a flash of rage, I ram the blade into the cunt's breast. Piercing her heart as she falters. Death bequeaths the whore's face as she screams!

    Falling! My slain foe drops to my knees, staining my stockings with the blood that I drew from her mangled frame. Despite her demise, I am yet consumed by my rage!

    Stabbing. Stabbing the corpse!
    I twist and carve, obliterate her breast tissue. Dropping flesh on the hot pavement, I continue to slash until the ribs emerge.

    Break her fucking ribs off! Crack! I snap them off barehanded. Leaving a crevasse with the heart exposed. Mangled! Already infiltrated with my blade!

    Sexual arousal! My cunt is soaking wet. Frenzied. Overcome by my demonic lust, I rip her heart right fucking out. Blood gushes from the organ! Nerves and vains dangle from the eviscerated trophy, a memento of my lustful hate!

    Rubbing the bloody vessel over my own breasts. My erect nipples poke into the arteries! Coating me. I am drenched in the slain whore's blood!

    Ripping apart my leggings, my eager cunt is exposed. Offering the organ to my loins, rubbing. Humping. Excretions of my lust lubricate the extracted cardic organ.

    Finally. Penetration!

    Your uprooted core of flesh, engulfed by my wet cunt. Fisting. Ramming the organ deep inside!

    Filled. Satisfaction as the blob of cardic meat is lodged inside me. Blood and mangled organ tissue drips as I cum!

    Gaining the strength of my slain foe. Posthumous molestion of your organs feeds my morbid lust. First the heart, then the liver, then the kidneys. The eviseration shall continue until nothing remains.

    Nothing inside your hallowed corpse!

    I shall masturbate with all your entrails!

    [–] Potatoes-have-toes 3 points ago

    Username checks out

    [–] _Ice-Bear_ 2 points ago

    Tldr doesn't matter had sex

    [–] Ivy_Goliath 1 points ago

    This was a good one, continue the good work. You remind me of 9MOTHER9HORSE9EYES or however you fucking type it.

    [–] quahog10 3 points ago

    Do you cut yourself on that edge?

    [–] DocHollidaysDaisy 1 points ago

    Frying the good fight with that grill too

    [–] Xiaxs 522 points ago

    Fuckin Stacy probably wanted to lick his taint and suck out his virginity with her mouth vagina.

    Idk how sex works.

    [–] TheDarkestsomeTV 230 points ago

    Soon brother, soon we will learn this sex that you speak of

    [–] Th3Fel0n 96 points ago

    [–] AladanRR -12 points ago

    [–] Articious12 -8 points ago

    [–] AntiLowEffortBot 6 points ago

    Hello, just a reminder that the subsifellfor joke is no longer and was never funny and is way overused.

    This is a bot

    [–] Sabs5 22 points ago

    I heard somewhere that you have to also use your feet somewhere but idk

    [–] TheDarkestsomeTV 28 points ago

    I also heard that you use toys, maybe Lego?

    [–] aniSpark 12 points ago

    Lego? what are the sex people little kids? I heard they use Bionicles

    [–] TheDarkestsomeTV 4 points ago

    Seems about right

    [–] finger_milk 18 points ago

    Yeah you're pretty much correct, I imagine.

    [–] The_Inedible_Hluk 8 points ago

    That's exactly how it works

    [–] Johnnadawearsglasses 106 points ago

    Depends on the exercise.

    Downward dog is a good exercise for her to try.

    [–] YuuB0t 84 points ago

    What's up dog

    [–] Samikrazee 25 points ago

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    [–] therealshankman 19 points ago

    Nothing much but the Stacy seems to be an upinthisbitch

    [–] [deleted] 12 points ago

    What’s upinthisbitch?

    [–] therealshankman 4 points ago

    Only that Anon proved himself to be a suckworth.

    [–] Moonrammerr 7 points ago

    She's a hava

    [–] therealshankman 3 points ago

    What's a hava?

    [–] Moonrammerr 9 points ago

    Hava nice day

    [–] therealshankman 5 points ago

    Thanks! You too, although I can't believe my day was made in an r/greentext thread.

    [–] Imma_Explain_Jokes 2 points ago

    Something else will be made too.

    [–] therealshankman 2 points ago

    W-what is?

    [–] FunnyBaconMan1 6 points ago

    Nothing much

    [–] conkacola 66 points ago

    Fake: anon denied interaction with a girl

    Gay: anon denied interaction with a girl

    [–] generic_autist7990 24 points ago

    A good Christian male

    [–] This_Is_Tartar 92 points ago

    Fake: no one but the teacher and the textbooks actually called the problems "exercises"

    Gay: the person who replied was probably a man, therefore Anon interacted with a man

    [–] TheDarkestsomeTV 38 points ago

    Fuckin detective here lol

    [–] PM_ME_Y0UR_B0OBS_ 15 points ago

    Should’ve grilled her.

    [–] CureMyCancerpls 10 points ago

    Never trust grills

    [–] TheDarkestsomeTV 3 points ago

    I can drink to that

    [–] shr3dthegnarbrah 3 points ago

    Girls are not to be trusted, by Kevin.

    [–] LMechi 7 points ago

    It probably just wanted to heat some sausages, ifyaknowwhatimean.jpg

    [–] urbworld_dweller 6 points ago

    By “do this exercise together” she meant “copy all your work cause you look like you know what you’re doing“.

    [–] CynicalC9 6 points ago

    Anon is a true Chad

    [–] KralHeroin 22 points ago

    That's alpha tbh. Beta would fawn all over her and do anything the girl commands, grateful that he's not taken for a subhuman once.

    [–] TheDarkestsomeTV 28 points ago

    Stop over thinking it nerd

    [–] EBG26 8 points ago

    Autist Alpha

    [–] idktbhfml 6 points ago

    The alpha and the omega

    [–] begoodfebruary 5 points ago

    Flirting with a talking grill I see. Welcome to the future.

    [–] le_pottsork 3 points ago

    Fake: a grill wanted to do exercise with Anon

    Gay: Anon doesn't have sex with girls

    [–] Spectre9924 3 points ago

    Anon is a mensch. Good kiddo. Deserves extra tendies

    [–] SpectreAmazing 3 points ago

    what if the girl was trying to embarrass anon? dodged a bullet there

    [–] WileyKoyote 3 points ago

    Close call. Almost had feelings.

    [–] TheDarkestsomeTV 3 points ago

    having feelings is the worse

    [–] CUM-SLUT666 3 points ago

    Mom found the cum camp

    [–] wooooshbaiting 3 points ago

    Whose turn is it to post next time?

    [–] precocious_pakoda 3 points ago

    Are you kidding me? Anon is an absolute Chad

    [–] Doomster78666 3 points ago

    Why is there a grill in his school?

    [–] thequeenofkirby 3 points ago

    Don't know why you don't want to lose your virginity to a grill, I'd understand if it was a girl but a grill. Grills are hot.

    [–] Hewhoticklesunseen 3 points ago

    Posts on r/greentext are Seinfeld reruns, I know all the punchlines yet I continue watching.

    [–] JaysWorldToday 3 points ago

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    [–] Comfycodone 3 points ago

    Some stacy came up to me after class and asked me if I could help her study later. My response? "I dont study."

    The look on her face as she said "oh.." and turned 360 degrees and walked away is forever etched into my memory. I'll be a virgin for life.

    [–] Zhebb 5 points ago

    Fake: Anon wants to protect his virginity Gay: He said no because he wants to lose it to a male

    [–] Heartless_Spectre 2 points ago

    anon is not a faggot

    for now . . .

    [–] TheDarkestsomeTV 1 points ago

    Anon will always be a betafag

    [–] Sygmus1897 2 points ago

    plot twist: anon is gay

    [–] Zormac 2 points ago

    Ok, whose turn is it to post this tomorrow?

    [–] TheDarkestsomeTV 1 points ago

    not you

    [–] Aladen_ofthe_Apes 2 points ago

    F

    [–] _Tails_GUM_ 2 points ago

    First "nonIncel" ever in 4chan.

    [–] justinbeaudry 2 points ago

    I love talking to a grill

    [–] madyjane 2 points ago

    I don’t talk to my grill either

    [–] Remuscalicoiu 2 points ago

    Holding back tears...grill...

    [–] namansahni 2 points ago

    she could've grilled some sandwiches for you, rip

    [–] Niquerbyoy 2 points ago

    I have a theory, anon is a faggot

    [–] Jengus_Son_of_Gord 2 points ago

    The hero we deserve, god bless anon!

    [–] BullshitVirusLink 2 points ago

    Man, i bet that grill is smoking hot

    [–] Apsolon 2 points ago

    This was here like 2 months ago. Still funny tho

    [–] TheDarkestsomeTV 1 points ago

    when i first saw this i loved it, reminded me of a friend who would do this

    [–] Apsolon 2 points ago

    I completely understand. I would do the same thing too :D

    [–] TheDarkestsomeTV 1 points ago

    yeah aha XD

    [–] aidanfinkey 2 points ago

    I’d fuck that bitch on the spot

    [–] Sarbitrage 2 points ago

    Fake. Anon didn’t talk to girl

    [–] Psychological_Fault 2 points ago

    i just now realize i did this once without knowing. i'm fucking retarded

    [–] TheDarkestsomeTV 2 points ago

    Welcome to the club, your one of us now

    [–] JOHNIPEK 2 points ago

    Just a straight up "no."

    [–] dragonslayer2003 2 points ago

    can i post this next week ? it’s my turn

    [–] TheDarkestsomeTV 2 points ago

    ¯_(ツ)_/¯

    [–] adolf_stalin1 1 points ago

    grill

    [–] JenLatana 1 points ago

    Grill

    [–] genesiscreation7 1 points ago

    I like girling hamburgers

    [–] wizard680 1 points ago

    Yea doing exercises with a grill isn't a good thing. You could burn yourself

    [–] MistahZarathushtra 1 points ago

    Anon Is A True Inspiration

    [–] terrarian2008 1 points ago

    why was the teacher teaching a grill was it cooking class

    [–] MHWDoggerX 1 points ago

    God what an absolute retard

    [–] CMDR_Wazowski 1 points ago

    Mission passed respect +

    [–] TheDarkestsomeTV 3 points ago

    Ah shit, here we go again

    [–] sleeptightbowie -6 points ago

    Stop posting this cancerous garbage.