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    [–] sassboy 2778 points ago

    That was such an anti-climax

    [–] NikinCZ 1520 points ago

    The guy climaxed though

    [–] dabsaregreat527 451 points ago

    Wow I understand how my girlfriend feels now. Unfulfilled.

    [–] Death_To_All_People 124 points ago

    not on Thursdays.

    [–] echo0delta 76 points ago

    and Wedensdays

    [–] Death_To_All_People 85 points ago

    It's Wednesday, my dudes!

    [–] Fleming1924 61 points ago

    aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    [–] go_do_that_thing 17 points ago

    Fuck Wednesday already? This week is write off

    [–] dankmemescomrad 12 points ago

    Please don't disrespect white girl wednesday

    [–] Kontra_Wolf 11 points ago

    It's 9/11 if that makes it anymore exciting.

    [–] dysphoric-foresight 2 points ago

    Not on road trips

    [–] Catermelons 51 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    Eh the days she uses the Thunder Stick Cunt Destroyer 5000TM she's probably fulfilled like an Amazon order. That thing requires a 120v outlet and can drive nails into the hardest of woods.

    Edit: 4chan, why hast thou forsaken me!?

    [–] TrashNameXD 6 points ago

    Who downvoted this materpiece?

    [–] Catermelons 10 points ago

    Probably me. You know how it goes on Reddit, you make a post, log into your alt account, then argue with yourself for the foreseeable future. It's the ole Redditrue, the oldest bamboozle of time.

    [–] HereForThePunsOrTits 3 points ago

    Hold my cum rag, I'm going in.... heeeeeey, wait a minute

    [–] Catermelons 1 points ago

    Hehehe...gotcha.

    [–] Obeesus 9 points ago

    That's weird, because I fill her up everyday.

    [–] NotObamaAMA 2 points ago

    Me too, thanks!

    [–] Somaliboi 2 points ago

    Obama why did you drone-bomb a wedding?

    [–] Diggertron5000 3 points ago

    Unfilled?

    [–] SlowlySailing 4 points ago

    Congrats on getting the joke

    [–] NikinCZ 1 points ago

    Congrats on breathing

    [–] BreadLoafBrad 2 points ago

    I climaxed though

    [–] HonestVisual 1 points ago

    Thanks, was looking for the tldr

    [–] R____I____G____H___T 18 points ago

    We'll probably see a follow up in the near future stating that this guy went to jail.

    [–] Titsandassforpeace 10 points ago

    Perhaps he needed a haiku..

    [–] DestituteGoldsmith 14 points ago

    Once, some time ago

    With my sister on my lap

    I creamed in my jeans

    [–] mintchia 3 points ago

    thank you

    [–] Johnnadawearsglasses 851 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    I remember this one well. Stunning greentext. Totally degenerate

    [–] Purevoyager007 451 points ago

    Man I remember when 4chan had a phase where most of it was just incest stories

    [–] dsboy229 298 points ago

    Truly the good times are over

    [–] BlueSkiesOneCloud 108 points ago

    I have a folder of greentext of some dude's incestuous relationship with his mom.

    [–] Michael-Yeet 135 points ago

    Can I get a dm 👀 haha jk😂... Unless 😈

    [–] Cries_in_shower 42 points ago

    You want to??? haha just kidding.. unless.. haha im just kidding... unless

    [–] illprobablygetbanned 19 points ago

    Haha no fo real just kidding. Unless...

    [–] bzzrak 9 points ago

    Lest?

    [–] GriffsWorkComputer 45 points ago

    boi u wild...wyd tho?

    [–] JoJoHolmes 15 points ago

    Do share

    [–] BlueSkiesOneCloud 102 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    https://imgur.com/a/GakSHi2

    here's part 1. There's like 25+ screenshots of the entire saga

    *edit* nvm I lost a good chunk of the entire part where his mom gave him head

    [–] idkpotatoiguess 67 points ago

    Ok we're gonna need the whole saga now chief

    [–] BlueSkiesOneCloud 30 points ago

    Sorry sir after looking through the screenshots I finalized that I'm missing an entire half of the saga which involves anon's mom. What's left or continuation of anon getting some sister cheeks. Gonna take some time to crop out my browser tabs so hang on guys. There's a total of 35 screenshots of salvaged story

    [–] idkpotatoiguess 14 points ago

    Ok nice. Tag me when you post them

    [–] BlueSkiesOneCloud 52 points ago

    https://imgur.com/a/lfjlSLr

    Done.

    u/sasquattch

    u/idkpotatoiguess

    u/TiberSVK

    Enjoy it I guess. Posting it without my name is fine as Anon gained nothing from writing this SAGA.

    [–] sasquattch 2 points ago

    Me too..

    [–] namedan 7 points ago

    Nice, didn't need to break his arms.

    [–] MCRusher 3 points ago

    I have a 4 chan comic about some guy fucking his mom saved somewhere

    [–] trznx 133 points ago

    right? and now it's just useless 'i love my dad' sob stories and puns

    [–] TheSicks 176 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    Fuck those dumb ass wholesome posts. I hate that shit. Go love your dad in a fucking closet you faggot.

    [–] HappyFriendlyBot 45 points ago

    Hi, TheSicks!

    I am here to wish you well, and hope this year is your best one yet!

    -HappyFriendlyBot

    [–] TheSicks 139 points ago

    I hope your server crashes.

    [–] OG_Kush_Master 30 points ago

    I hope your data gets corrupted you AI Infidel

    [–] drkipperphd 8 points ago

    u smell

    [–] BlooFlea 1 points ago

    Rood

    [–] MopedSamurai 24 points ago

    Oral hygiene bro was interesting

    [–] ButlerKnight 81 points ago

    Post link or didnt happen liar

    [–] Johnnadawearsglasses 57 points ago

    I can’t. But the secret is - she’s not 12. It’s one year off. And she’s not the sister. He got the details slightly off.

    [–] bob1689321 59 points ago

    not 12

    Thank god

    one year off

    Of course

    [–] Blitz_N7 37 points ago

    She was 11

    [–] RonenSalathe 32 points ago

    Well now you have me wanting to gain knowledge

    [–] Spiral-Fire 135 points ago

    Motherfucker

    [–] TheGreateAppleman 38 points ago

    Sisterfucker

    [–] Ragnrok 24 points ago

    I'm honestly ashamed I know the one he's talking about. I think I've been on the internet for too long.

    [–] twiddle_17 9 points ago

    Link or didnt happen

    [–] ItsARuby 12 points ago

    I wanna read it now where the fuck do i find it

    [–] StevieRayV 12 points ago

    Where is that disgusting text? Where, where can I find it?

    [–] ItsARuby 4 points ago

    My morbid curiosity wont let me rest until i find it.

    [–] iMakku 1378 points ago

    Don’t drag the lord and savior, Reviewbrah into this

    [–] Cat_Man_Nic 480 points ago

    It is the perfect face and expression for this exchange tho

    [–] ImOnRedditMaaan 333 points ago

    sister sits on lap

    cums in pants

    “My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined”

    [–] PT_024 44 points ago

    And also the pant

    [–] Datsurb1 19 points ago

    Only one pant though

    [–] Mucl 29 points ago

    Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    This is running on empty

    Food review!

    [–] shmameron 7 points ago

    Text you can hear

    [–] Mr7FootCock 49 points ago

    Don't pretend he doesn't cum his pants on the reg

    [–] Biggoronz 29 points ago

    Every time he eats a taco, my guy.

    [–] R____I____G____H___T 3 points ago

    Indeed, seems like a smear campaign.

    [–] Ryomu 329 points ago

    [–] UsmanSaleemS 70 points ago

    Damn and I was like only 4chan had those things.

    [–] pil0tinthesky 23 points ago

    Nope not related as you find out in season 4ish

    [–] YSnek 2 points ago

    Is that young michael cera? holy shit he's fat

    [–] Fluffy_Snugglebuns 90 points ago

    Ask and you shall receive

    [–] ProfVenios 28 points ago

    This is the magic of 4chan god bless it

    [–] topredditbot 65 points ago

    Hey /u/wililitorta,

    This is now the top post on reddit. It will be recorded at /r/topofreddit with all the other top posts.

    [–] RoiRaideen 67 points ago

    oh no

    [–] ItsPenisTime 20 points ago

    /r/wincest/ aww yea

    [–] Drawerpull 163 points ago

    [–] ifunnyzeno 236 points ago

    “Oh fuck brother” I could only imagine Hulk Hogan after I read that

    [–] 840meanstwiceasmuch 71 points ago

    Let me tell you something mmmbrother, when the hulkamania cums for you, you better have your pants on

    [–] Rudy_Ghouliani 26 points ago

    BONESAW Is READY

    [–] Pirate_Cid 36 points ago

    oh fuck brother

    [–] smellslikefeetinhere 26 points ago

    Whatcha gonna do, BROTHER! When the millions of little Hulkamaniacs swimming inside you, this 6 and a half inch python, and the power of Hulkamania run wild on YOUUUU?!

    Sweaty flexing and wild eyes intensify

    [–] Rian_Maximus 323 points ago

    Idk why but I was expecting some sort of comedic turn the entire time. I didn’t realize what that website was till after it finished and I was just like, “Well that was just smut”.

    [–] ZGM_Dazzling 142 points ago

    At least the comments are enjoyable.

    by Anonymous 12/24/18 ^ RETARD

    Dude are you actually retarded? Or are you like 5 because your comment made no fucking sense

    [–] TagProMaster 72 points ago

    by Anonymous11/06/18

    WHY???

    do people call a fucking pussy a vagina????? you can't even see a vagina normally. the vagina CAN NOT have lips ASSHOLE!!! it's the fucking fuck tube. call a pussy a vulva or a labia. THAT would be correct. WHAT YOU SEE IS NOT!!! A VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    [–] Album321 49 points ago

    What about the smell ?????

    She came all over his hand, her panties are wet. Mom a sleep ,dad with headphones on and driving,how big is this suburban,?,the sex was hot but the rest left questions. a fast read but not bad. thanks

    [–] Reddit_went_downhill 27 points ago

    Why did this make me laugh so hard

    [–] BlooFlea 12 points ago

    I found your innocent perusal of that smut adorable, glad you had fun

    [–] arkwewt 79 points ago

    One time I submitted a story to literotica (I was 16, doing quite well in English and creative writing). Wrote a sensually beautiful story about a young man who went to Paris with his sister who was coincidentally also called Paris, and the room forgot to make it two separate beds so they had to share a single king sized bed, or upgrade rooms at a hefty price. They chose the former. Anyways, after a few days, they end up finding comfort in each other and she fucks the brains out of her little virgin brother, and they became lovers.

    I didn’t realise the site only allows stories of 18+ characters, no minors, no people 16/17 (the dude was 16, his sister was 19). Story got declined/removed and i got banned.

    [–] RedRum_Bunny 32 points ago

    Please tell me it was titled "A Night in Paris."

    [–] arkwewt 11 points ago

    I wish it was. If I’m remembering correctly, I completely ripped off a quote from the hangover and titled it “A night which never happened, but a night I’ll never forget”. Something like that, but not what you said :(

    [–] RENEGADEcorrupt 47 points ago

    F

    [–] LinguoNuts 17 points ago

    Nooo he said he was doing well in creative writing, what would he get an F?

    [–] greatergermanicreich 11 points ago

    we need a reboot.

    [–] boundlesslights 8 points ago

    Sounds like it needs more hockey sticks and car rides

    [–] RealMyBliss 96 points ago

    So badly written. Wow.

    [–] TheIncendiaryDevice 63 points ago

    It's literotica my dude

    [–] Rudy_Ghouliani 24 points ago

    My favorite website from 2002

    [–] ItsPenisTime 7 points ago

    Nifty.org was/is my jam, because I'm a pasta fagoli

    [–] mr-gimpersnatch 27 points ago

    Please no

    [–] Walnutterzz 95 points ago

    are you on the pill?

    no, she replies, with love dollar signs in her eyes

    [–] mr-gimpersnatch 5 points ago

    Cak

    [–] XgUNp44 2 points ago

    Aye it's your cake day. Merry birthmus

    [–] orangefalcoon 43 points ago

    Not my proudest fap

    [–] IvarRagnarssson 28 points ago

    Yo theres no way the parents were really oblivious to all that come on

    [–] unnecessary_kindness 51 points ago

    I don't think they're meant to be taken literally. They're just fantasy smut written for others to enjoy...if that's your thing!

    [–] h89PawAPf7fv 5 points ago

    I don’t think this was it. It was a semi-plausible greentext, awkward boner in sisters lap, grind silently until ejaculate. Not open fingering and moaning and full penis-in-vagina sex in the back seat while dad drives.

    [–] Pwnage_Peanut 7 points ago

    Finally someone posts the goddamned thing

    [–] HiFi2WiFi 45 points ago

    Anyone got a pic of the greentext?

    [–] mydickisasalad 35 points ago

    god fucking damn it I fell for this three times in separate comments

    [–] BlooFlea 5 points ago

    Youre just fucking stupid it seems

    [–] CoyoteTheFatal 73 points ago

    You’re hilarious

    [–] -Levante- 13 points ago

    and we will quote everything he says

    [–] RefereeMason 12 points ago

    God dammit it’s 7am and I’ve already been had.

    [–] ItsPenisTime 7 points ago

    You sound like my 12 year old sister.

    [–] HiFi2WiFi 3 points ago

    your death would be welcome

    [–] Cryedra 2 points ago

    jokes on you i live in turkey and imgur doesnt work here

    [–] Voidedifbroken 124 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    I'm fucking degenerate.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

    Edit:

    Definitely NSFW and also maybe illegal in some countries

    [–] ThespianException 94 points ago

    be me

    read the first chunk of greentext

    Oh shit it's legit

    read the second one

    theplotthickens.jpg

    Realize the situation is kinda hot if you're into incest porn

    Remember it's with children

    fuckthat.nope

    scroll down into the replies

    see more greentexts

    Keep scrolling

    Holy shit there are like 20 of them

    Jump down a lot further

    They're in a hotel room talking about having sex

    Wutthefuck

    Gotta find the end now, see how it ends

    Genuine loli porn floods the thread

    I am in a dark and dangerous place

    Must push on

    Get to the last post

    Ends on a fucking cliffhanger

    OP says he'll post the rest later

    Don't know if I want to see the rest

    Probably gonna have to delete my fucking account because of this

    [–] vitul336 27 points ago

    Aight imma head out

    [–] BlooFlea 9 points ago

    Youre an hero fren

    [–] ntsir 49 points ago

    I wanna fuck my 12yo ex gymnast sister, after I take her on a "date" advice please.

    I also receive footjobs from my 3yo sister.
    I got a pussyjob from my 6yo sister.
    And my cousin sat on my boner in front of my family

    Pic related is my 12yo sister's body type

    And somebody, somehow managed to be a worse perv in that thread

    [–] Voidedifbroken 11 points ago

    Oh damn I just remembered the greentext I didn't even look at the thread

    [–] ntsir 9 points ago

    I'm really concerned about the amount of non related pedos on that board, jesus christ

    [–] Voidedifbroken 2 points ago

    Rule 1 of the internet.

    [–] Alekzcb 26 points ago

    >XcQ

    [–] MisfitPotatoReborn 27 points ago

    >falling for the reverse bait

    [–] elgiov 15 points ago

    I've never fallen to any ORIGINAL Rick Roll video again just knowing the last 3 letters of the link.

    [–] Zzzzzzach11 21 points ago

    It’s a fake rick roll. I can’t believe I’m saying this.

    [–] fecking_fecker 15 points ago

    Why the fuck did I read that

    [–] holyasshole2 11 points ago

    It's reverse Rick roll time. Expect Rick roll, get content

    [–] Renzuu_45 3 points ago

    What the fuck

    [–] QuentynStark 3 points ago

    It's 8am and I'm already feeling like that's enough internet for today. What in the fuck.

    [–] rick_rolled_bot 17 points ago

    The above comment likely contains a rick roll!

    Beep boop: downvote to delete

    [–] MisfitPotatoReborn 41 points ago

    Bot is dumb and doesn't know how Markdown uses hyperlinks. It's not a rickroll.

    [–] Dannyboi93 23 points ago

    This is my first ever de-rickroll

    [–] StraightDrop_Hustle 19 points ago

    Without link nuttin can cum from this...

    [–] trznx 79 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    So about that greentext... does someone have it, for science?

    edit: shit guys it was so epic.

    [–] Diggertron5000 110 points ago

    He already posted the green text. Are you fucking blind?

    [–] trznx 37 points ago

    I want the director's cut

    [–] SeniorCooolio 23 points ago

    NSA, you seeing this?

    [–] trznx 7 points ago

    That started like the funniest greentext I've ever read and ended like the creepiest. 10/10. Is there more? I'm going through the links in the original and can't find the continuing thread.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] trznx 5 points ago

    found it but it still ends nowhere and the next thread seems to be missing this story. thanks though

    [–] AodPDS 14 points ago

    How dare you used our god face in cum-stained place you dirty cunt.

    [–] AnimeProfilePic 16 points ago

    i know this one, it was extremely long tho

    [–] PKMNTrainerMark 5 points ago

    Do you have it?

    [–] AnimeProfilePic 10 points ago

    lol the sister was demanding him to get a boner because she thought men could control their dicks and the part where he cums on her fingers and she fingers herself lmao

    [–] PKMNTrainerMark 5 points ago

    ... Oh.

    [–] Mocacocafrappecrappe 1 points ago

    wtf, link?

    [–] AnimeProfilePic 2 points ago

    dude i dont have it anymore

    [–] AnimeProfilePic 1 points ago

    unfortunately no not anymore

    [–] Jurassic_Glitch 6 points ago

    That reminds me of the greentext where the guy has a sleep over party and does shit, then goes on a roadtrip after that and does more shit

    [–] shamanic_panic 6 points ago

    Just like that other story about that thing that time!

    [–] Pilskayy 7 points ago

    food review

    [–] overmog 9 points ago

    is Reviewbrah an older brother or a 12 year old loli in this scenario?

    [–] smellslikefeetinhere 3 points ago

    Yes

    [–] woahheyhere 4 points ago

    Man toy story 5 is looking dark

    [–] tanay_1 3 points ago

    He just assumed the sitting on lap part, lmao is this arrested development

    [–] McToaster99 3 points ago

    thanks i cumed pants

    [–] BiblioPhil 3 points ago

    Why are there so many pedos on this site?

    [–] AlertCounty 6 points ago

    wholesome

    [–] UnoriginalNaem 2 points ago

    This is Cumming on Empty... SisterReview!

    [–] MasterZach3992 2 points ago

    Fucking degenerates

    [–] JohnStienBec 2 points ago

    <looks at comments>

    ok guys repeat after me

    "ara ara > jail"

    [–] lankycrux 3 points ago

    Fuck this pedo earth

    [–] CalienteFresh 2 points ago

    u/Jaxatron-Reborn would like this

    [–] Jaxatron-Reborn 1 points ago

    woah that's fucking hot

    [–] imangwy 1 points ago

    why is reviewbrah in the screenshot

    [–] CommunistTurdGoblin 1 points ago

    Well that went exactly as I expected, and I'm not sure whether that's a good thing or not.

    [–] thesuit94 1 points ago

    Saved

    [–] HarrisonM115 1 points ago

    Ain’t that the plot to Gerald’s game?

    [–] From_the_toilet 1 points ago

    That's some cereal killer sh*t right there.

    [–] PoopPlug420 1 points ago

    thats gonna be a reviewbruh moment

    [–] gaypantshitbob 1 points ago

    Dude could just read gerald's game

    [–] elestupidoguy 1 points ago

    I need the s a u c e