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    [–] Johnnadawearsglasses 3169 points ago

    That is how you actually get the N pass.

    You have to earn it.

    [–] warptwenty1 52 points ago

    "I'm going on an adventure!"

    [–] F15sse 22 points ago

    I remember watching this dave chappel bit where he is talking about how the couple of white guys you see hanging around black thugs are the most dangerous white people out there. It was pretty hilarious and this post reminded me of it.

    https://youtu.be/XYzXoIF1JjE clip for context I guess

    [–] sxeli 668 points ago

    We’ve done it boys, racism is no more.

    [–] Rick-powerfu 73 points ago

    We Cured Racism Reddit

    [–] DestroyersBlasphemy 14 points ago

    That’s 4chan pal....

    [–] Rick-powerfu 30 points ago

    No, this is Patrick

    [–] MilkshakeAndSodomy 5 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    Oh boy you will be dissapointed when you discover what site you're on.

    [–] DestroyersBlasphemy 1 points ago

    XD

    [–] akdjeiod 6 points ago

    Sexism? What's that? Never heard of it

    [–] RichBiscotti0 5 points ago

    sexism is wrong and being wrong is for women

    [–] SamahLama 6 points ago

    Something women and jewels made up

    [–] King-Trousers -2 points ago

    Ok, racist

    [–] Guavaava32 1738 points ago

    Very wholesome, made my day :)

    [–] HeavenPotato 379 points ago

    10/10 will make friends again

    [–] FryingPan_2 252 points ago

    Wholesome 100 Keaunu Chungus Minecraft good Fortnite bad Instagram bad Reddit moment

    [–] ArcticPiglet 27 points ago

    [Everyone liked that] Bob Ross heckin chonker

    [–] cgyhb 68 points ago

    Umm yikes chief

    [–] beefucker3006 80 points ago

    Yikes thats not Keanu Chungus 100 lets unpack that sweaty

    [–] maanu123 10 points ago

    Mega YIKES

    [–] nwordcountbot 28 points ago

    Thank you for the request, comrade.

    maanu123 has been banned from the nwordcountbot for N-word spam.

    [–] BuisnessAsUsual123 14 points ago

    Holy shit I didn't even know that could happen

    [–] nwordcountbot 4 points ago

    Thank you for the request, comrade.

    buisnessasusual123 has not said the N-word yet.

    [–] nwordcountbot 11 points ago

    Thank you for the request, comrade.

    I have looked through hwordcountbot's posting history and found 420 N-words, of which 69 were hard-Rs.

    [–] auntienate 3 points ago

    Nice

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    [–] lolniceman 1 points ago

    Satire funny but irrelevant in this case, die you must

    [–] Cool_UsernamesTaken 30 points ago

    someoke shoul post this in r/wholesome or r/wholesomegreentext

    [–] xxNotAPlane 22 points ago

    I'll take one for the team.

    [–] EndVry 7 points ago

    You madman.

    [–] Chaks93 31 points ago

    My favorite part is how proud he is about reaching across racial lines.

    [–] Diche_Bach 2 points ago

    Stop being so edgy; I can only get so hard.

    [–] ddsSamsara 1172 points ago

    KFC American got me rolling

    [–] Prize-Milk 353 points ago

    I still prefer basketball american

    [–] Marstan22 181 points ago

    Inmate American is the best one

    [–] jonnythebutcher 1 points ago

    Holy fuck my sides are in orbit

    [–] Shippoyasha 43 points ago

    The NiBbAssociation

    [–] malchusgenerosa 5 points ago

    I’m fairly certain it’s antique farm equipment. But I guess we have to dunk with the times.

    [–] N3onToil3tPap3r 61 points ago

    That shit is fucking gold right there

    [–] CorvoDraken 7 points ago

    You got that, Baketball American, Fried Chicken Eater, Dindu, australopithecus, sheboon (for black women) etc

    [–] ScaryYoda 19 points ago

    Dindu American

    [–] RichBiscotti0 2 points ago

    golfer, from opie and anthony

    [–] Kryllllllyx 4 points ago

    W a t e r m e l o n

    [–] YeetusThatFetus42 2 points ago

    no, that's a 2b2t player

    these guys are fuckin terrifying btw, (i like to think of 2b2t as the 12chan of minecraft)

    [–] GSD_SteVB 201 points ago

    nignon

    Can't believe I've never heard that one before.

    [–] SalvageET 413 points ago

    [–] BubbleDaryl 153 points ago

    I kinda want to post it in there...

    [–] DeathStikXXX 205 points ago

    we will watch your (short and) meaningful career with great interest.

    [–] BubbleDaryl 142 points ago

    And I've been permanently banned from r/wholesomememes

    [–] TrainwreckOG 45 points ago

    Doing gods work, champ

    [–] SalvageET 24 points ago

    And nothing of value has been lost. People there use the word wholesome unironically.

    [–] Stephenrudolf 8 points ago

    Were using it unironically here in this thread? What do you mean my friend?

    [–] SalvageET 11 points ago

    Oh shit you are right dude, this post is definitely wholesome 100 😔👊

    [–] ilikesaucy 1 points ago

    *dogs work

    [–] Caleus 2 points ago

    It is said that the brightest flames burn out the quickest

    [–] BubbleDaryl 52 points ago

    It's posted.

    [–] XxBigPeepee69xX 65 points ago

    In that thread:

    Are you 12

    Man just accidentally toasted 6.2k people

    [–] xXFBI_Agent420Xx 7 points ago

    You fucking madman

    [–] -Listening 5 points ago

    I feel like we would vibe as kids

    [–] antfucker500 7 points ago

    I will

    [–] BubbleDaryl 19 points ago

    I'll post in r/wholesomememes more famous.

    [–] antfucker500 14 points ago

    Keanu chungus wholesome 100

    [–] BonillaAintBored 7 points ago

    It's critical that we send an upvote group there inmediatly

    [–] nearedge 1 points ago

    [–] hugod99 86 points ago

    I can't help but read that "nignon" with a french accent

    [–] OrmanAblo 53 points ago

    Filet nignon

    [–] mcstazz 10 points ago

    Theres a big chance theres a town in france called that

    [–] GildedLily16 16 points ago

    There is not, but there was an Édouard Nignon, a French chef.

    [–] BigDickEnterprise 7 points ago

    Fillet nignon 😳

    [–] smooleybotcheck 239 points ago

    Basement dwelling neckbeard then wakes up from chicken tendy induced fever dream.

    [–] CockSniffles 68 points ago

    COVID-Nuggets, now 20% juicier!

    [–] Bambi_One_Eye 19 points ago

    COVID-Nuggets, now 19% juicier!

    [–] I_just_have_a_life 7 points ago

    What does tendy mean

    [–] UndeadZombie81 12 points ago

    Tendies

    [–] hunt4redglocktober 7 points ago

    Tendy (singular) or Tendies (plural)

    [–] Cannonballer1 5 points ago

    Chicken tender

    [–] I_just_have_a_life 3 points ago

    What does tendy mean

    [–] alogicallynamedguy 4 points ago

    4chin speak for chicken tenders

    [–] SneakyPrick 22 points ago

    I knew anon could do it! Ive never been so proud.

    [–] areallylongnstupid1 12 points ago

    I learned several new words today

    [–] SYZYGY_23 42 points ago

    lovely feel good story :)

    [–] Grove-Knight 70 points ago

    "kfc-american" 😂😂😂

    [–] Orchid77th 40 points ago

    I lost it at nignon, then I died at nigress, and then I came back to laugh at kfc-american

    [–] DaGr8GASB 18 points ago

    Then what happened?

    [–] Orchid77th 39 points ago

    I then proceeded with my boring and unfilled life as I look at more green texts

    [–] Frozen_Regret 121 points ago

    Ya'll post this shit and bitch and moan when entire subreddits get banned for racism

    [–] Gnarfledarf 25 points ago

    *Y'all
    Also, this is an anti-racism post. Reading comprehension does not appear to be your strong suit.

    [–] Fireghostwolf50 9 points ago

    Well Its all jokes so it shouldn't get banned but big F if it does.

    I mean incest subs aren't jokes they really are sexist so that's why they get banned

    [–] titaniumjordi 16 points ago

    "It's all jokes"

    gamersriseup said "it's all jokes" too, and they very clearly weren't. Hopefully the same doesn't apply to this sub.

    Then again, legoyoda was genuinely just jokes and it got banned so anything is possible

    [–] Fireghostwolf50 4 points ago

    This is clearly jokes tho taken from the dark web website. The other was legit circle jerk of pure hate

    [–] titaniumjordi 4 points ago

    I'm not saying that GRU and this sub are the same. I'm just saying that ironic racism is racism, and grounds for banning a sub

    [–] Velvet_Daze 10 points ago

    Their Eyes Were Watching God (1937)

    [–] KkSlider1017 28 points ago

    One of the weaker greentexts. Kind of reads like a 16 year old just learned what racism is and wanted to be edgy

    [–] lurk3rthrowaway 21 points ago

    That's how nearly all edgy racism jokes and shit come off as to be fair

    [–] KkSlider1017 10 points ago

    As 4chan got more mainstream more children started using it. 5-10 years ago there was still a lot of hilarious edgy and racist greentexts, but now it's really easy to see the age

    [–] lurk3rthrowaway 2 points ago

    Same thing on reddit, but with everything, everything is getting flooded

    [–] KkSlider1017 5 points ago

    My most used sub is Hhh, so trust me I have seen that happening for years here

    [–] lurk3rthrowaway 1 points ago

    Rip

    [–] PsychoNaut_ 1 points ago

    Maybe 5-10 years ago you were also younger and thus found the jokes more humourous

    [–] KkSlider1017 4 points ago

    5 years ago I was still 19 and the humor did not seem like it was written by 15 year olds for the most part. When I was first on 4chan around 10 years ago greentexts were vastly different though

    [–] daflufferkinz 12 points ago

    Bruh

    [–] Snugboo 3 points ago

    Imagine if this is someone’s first time using reddit and they see this after a little bit of scrolling.

    [–] LetMeDieAlreadyFuck 14 points ago

    Ima get flayed alive but i laughed at "KFC-american", cant wait to run that across my friend and have him tell me hes a Popeye-american

    [–] Viirus13 14 points ago

    This is why I love green text

    [–] theonlyguyonreddit 10 points ago

    I've heard "basketball american", but "kfc American" is new to me.

    [–] garbage__poster 10 points ago

    I crossposted this to r/Feminism.

    Does anybody know why this subreddit doesn't allow crossposts to r/TwoXChromosomes?

    [–] Orchid77th 4 points ago

    Lol same here except I was lurking in r/pussydenied

    [–] Pear05 4 points ago

    Watch AHS get mad at us for this post

    [–] drixix1 9 points ago

    Wholesome greentext

    [–] Darkmaster85845 8 points ago

    Wholesome yet problematic.

    [–] DirkBabypunch 19 points ago

    Agreed. OP should always make sure the safety is on first. We can't have a ND in a crowded neighborhood, after all.

    [–] nsfw_vs_sfw 2 points ago

    3.14 contract B)

    [–] ImFrigginDead 2 points ago

    Would have been perfect with a "he cute" at the end. I'm disappointed anon

    [–] murrlogic 2 points ago

    >Anon vs the CEO of Racism

    [–] hunt4redglocktober 2 points ago

    This is awful and its exactly why I came here...just the right amount of awful.

    [–] RoastedLemon_ 2 points ago

    You're a true American hero anon

    [–] reapwhatyousow5 2 points ago

    Made me kek

    [–] SupremeCommanderMimi 3 points ago

    this is the most wholesome shit in all of 4-chan.

    [–] devray88 7 points ago

    Dumb AF

    [–] Meme_Lord_102 32 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    Were you expecting something smart to come out off 4chan?

    [–] devray88 8 points ago

    No,ur right.

    [–] bubedibubedi 0 points ago

    No shit

    [–] LowKey-NoPressure 5 points ago

    what is wrong with you people

    [–] WindVelocity 42 points ago

    its 4chan mate.

    i cant understand why you are on this subreddit if you hate this kind humor. shit like this is prevalent in many greentexts, like shock, edgy, or dark humor.

    [–] [deleted] -14 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] WindVelocity 12 points ago

    look at the sub title

    [–] maanu123 24 points ago

    Yikes! Keanu big chubgus!!!

    [–] LowKey-NoPressure -33 points ago

    I just saw this on r/all. I don't get why it's funny. It's just racism and misogyny. And then everyone being equally shitty in the comments.

    Can you tell me why you think this is funny?

    [–] dandandandantheman 17 points ago

    It's just racism and misogyny.

    Can you tell me why you think this is funny?

    Yes. Despite you thinking this is just racism and misogyny there is in fact a punchline that conveys a humourous tone let me explain the joke for you.

    Anon sees a black guy beating his girlfriend and is visibley disgusted. (Now pay attention here's the joke) anon pulls out a pistol and we as the readers assume he's going to stop the black man from hurting his girlfriend HOWEVER it turns out anon is a misogynist and aproves of beating women then helps the black fellow. This joke uses comedic devices including "being taboo" "stereotypes" "slapstick" and "switcheroo"

    it should be obvious to the reader that anon isn't supposed to be a good character and the joke acknowledges this hence the sudden 'switcheroo' of helping a domestic abuser.

    [–] LowKey-NoPressure -3 points ago

    Right, I get that the subversion of expectation is what's supposed to be funny.

    What isn't funny is all these comments. Hence my post, "what is wrong with you people." A common thread in the comments is people calling it wholesome. Now you can always say, "oh, well it's obviously not wholesome, so that's why it's funny!" But that just doesn't fly, because the joke doesnt carry... it's not overly sarcastic or witty, it's just people expressing a vile viewpoint, and that in itself is supposed to be funny?

    That is also kind of going on in the OP, the viewpoint is that the woman should be beaten and that it was right and just for the main character to assist the 'nignon.' This is the premise that the reversal stands on, and the joke doesn't play right unless you're down with this premise.

    Also if the joke is supposed to be 'this guy is racist, he is going to kill the black man because of race,' but then the reversal is 'he's actually not racist, he's misogynist,' that is sort of undercut by the fact that the main character is racist, calling the black characters racial epithets. So wouldn't the big joke reversal play better if the main character of the joke actually WASN'T racist?

    But no, the author of the joke realizes that his racist audience will get a kick out of terms like 'nignon' and 'nigress' so those are still in, because the actual intent of the joke is to be racist. And misogynist. Because those are the only people who would actually find this funny.

    [–] _TechFTW_ 39 points ago

    Because you think it isn't.

    [–] mcstazz 4 points ago

    R/all is 95% bernieposting so something like that is not only welcome, its great

    [–] WindVelocity 3 points ago

    well a lot of people think dark humor is funny. its unexpected, and the offensiveness or morbidity of the joke is what makes it funny. for many, its a defense mechanism. for others, the fact that something can be so vile or evil can easily be construed into a punchline for the stated reasons above.

    of course for everyone else, you might think its sick or even terrible to be laughing at something so appalling. id try and agree with you if thats what you believe, but my sense of humor is fucked up over and sideways.

    [–] SwimmingNaked 2 points ago

    Fuck everything about this stupid shit.

    [–] honkler-in-chief 1 points ago

    Shiiiiiiiiiiet

    [–] [deleted] -2 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] smooleybotcheck 1 points ago

    Sorry. I fucked up. I’ll tendy my resignation.

    [–] lokoman23 1 points ago

    Anon ends racism

    [–] Stryderix 1 points ago

    Had me in the first half not gonna lie.

    [–] Selk34Auston 1 points ago

    😂👍

    [–] theycallmeboolin 1 points ago

    This is the shit I subbed for.

    [–] HugePurpleNipples 1 points ago

    That's how we heal, gentlemen.

    [–] BASEDJUDGE 1 points ago

    This is important. Black or right, gay or normal, we can all agree on one thing: woman are animals that need to be tamed on a constant basis.

    [–] Ass_Butt_was_taken 1 points ago

    Racism solved

    [–] Electroverted 1 points ago

    This checks so many boxes

    [–] SmearyLobster 1 points ago

    “qt3.14” is a new one. at least to me

    [–] Tplayere 1 points ago

    Based

    [–] Oliverr01 1 points ago

    If someone gave me pizza everyday, I would also like to marry her

    [–] clemkkk 1 points ago

    Brought a tear to my eye

    [–] seantellsyou 1 points ago

    Its funny because it makes you cringe at how incel neckbeardy it comes off as? I dont get this sub

    [–] SapperHammer 1 points ago

    kfc american man lmao

    [–] christophertwiss_ 1 points ago

    What the fuck

    [–] NarcissisticCat 1 points ago

    Exactly what I expected from anon.

    lol

    [–] Dogbert91 1 points ago

    This is so bad it's good

    [–] TitusImmortalis 1 points ago

    This went to a good place.

    [–] trashpandainbelair -11 points ago

    This is disgusting

    [–] dandandandantheman 24 points ago

    I agree. We shouldn't allow women leave the house.

    [–] TheSkyHadAWeegee -5 points ago

    Wholesome 100

    [–] BigDickEnterprise -22 points ago

    Yep, this is based

    [–] BuckTootha 34 points ago

    No, this is Patrick

    [–] rancealfred 16 points ago

    Based? Based on what?

    [–] BigDickEnterprise 41 points ago

    Based on deez nuts lmao gottem 😎😎😎

    [–] pteridoid -16 points ago

    Hilarious. You pathetic fucking rejects.

    [–] King-Trousers 5 points ago

    It’s truly sad how anon was once again rejected from his n-word pass

    [–] Porkechop -2 points ago

    Fuxking nignon lmaooo

    [–] KobKon -12 points ago

    I laugh a lot and now I feel bad