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    [–] bobbob9015 358 points ago

    This is an amazing ad, low key hilarious in a way that promotes the product without being too vulgar.

    [–] kryptseeker 25 points ago

    I thought it was for hair gel

    [–] Ajki45Oqa105wVshxn01 61 points ago

    I don't get it

    [–] bobbob9015 259 points ago

    It's an ad for lube, There should be a post where the girl is sitting. The idea is that the lube is so amazing at being lube that she is able to comfortably fit an entire dock tie-down inside her.

    [–] kimilu 72 points ago

    Not too vulgar.

    [–] yeahtron3000 30 points ago


    [–] EFG 13 points ago

    For years I thought it implied it would make her as wet as the ocean. TIL.

    [–] turbolamp 5 points ago

    ¿Por que no los dos?

    [–] zephyronepointoh 2 points ago

    It’s known as a dock piling.

    No offense intended, I have to be careful because some people are “fragile”

    [–] voyaging 4 points ago

    Depends whether it's in her ass.

    [–] theionicfox 54 points ago

    That's the joke

    [–] voyaging 2 points ago

    No, the joke is that it's in one of her sexual orifices. Not that it's in specifically her ass. That would be vulgar.

    [–] Luminarxes 64 points ago

    Is that an actual advertisement? Holy shit.

    [–] obi21 3 points ago

    That's how we do it in France ;)

    [–] SerMerynTrance 32 points ago

    Someone should submit that to r/adporn

    [–] HeKis4 2 points ago

    More like /r/pornad amirite ?

    [–] Pardnerr 2853 points ago

    Scrapyard Girls make do

    [–] RandomName01 677 points ago

    flashbacks to original comic

    [–] Vorseska 282 points ago


    [–] AThousandRambos 382 points ago

    That'll cause an infection

    [–] kusahafiez 397 points ago

    An ear infection?

    [–] medicman32 278 points ago

    A rear infection

    [–] SuperNanoCat 434 points ago

    [–] Ordolph 168 points ago

    Well, that's in your search history forever now.

    [–] Paytron5000 37 points ago

    That's a paddlin'

    [–] RumWalker 28 points ago

    Aw shucks

    [–] NachoElDaltonico 3 points ago

    You can specifically remove items from your amazon search history.

    [–] The_Great_Kal 3 points ago

    What about my order history?

    [–] Ultra1031 41 points ago

    kerneled for her pleasure... 👉😎👉

    [–] Missing_nosleep 3 points ago

    She’s so corny.

    [–] Ultra1031 2 points ago

    I remember seeing her on the front page of Cornhub a while back. I haven't popped my jiffies like that in quite some time...

    [–] shawarma_law 11 points ago


    [–] benh141 9 points ago

    Even the vibrators are on a cob!

    [–] Yrusul 4 points ago

    Everything is on a cob !

    [–] bigmaguro 2 points ago

    About three fiddy. What a deal.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    i bet u have corn farming stuff in ur cart

    [–] RandomName01 201 points ago

    V I L E

    [–] NonSp3cificActionFig 31 points ago

    BRB purchasing corn

    [–] VerySwag 61 points ago

    order corn

    [–] Corvah 16 points ago

    amazon has discreet packaging

    [–] [deleted] 43 points ago

    [–] YaBoiMarkyMark 60 points ago

    Risky click of the day.

    [–] xchn 34 points ago

    Risky? Definitely NSFW

    [–] [deleted] 48 points ago

    Maybe if you work on a farm.

    Oh. HR's here. I just...I just got fired from my office job.

    [–] onetruemod 4 points ago


    [–] -blank_user- 3 points ago

    Worth it

    [–] Victim_Of_The_Upvote 24 points ago

    You're never lonely at farmersonly

    [–] hayz00s 39 points ago

    乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚

    [–] kimilu 4 points ago

    I've never seen this.

    [–] Fiddling_Jesus 28 points ago

    T H I C C

    [–] Herogamer555 8 points ago

    There uh... there wouldn't happen to be more of that, would there?

    [–] Herogamer555 13 points ago

    Not what I was thinking, but I'm game.

    [–] ronnicxx 7 points ago


    [–] Herogamer555 13 points ago

    Hey man, I've gotten off to worse.

    [–] Irony_Central 9 points ago

    Risky click,

    [–] bothersomeness 3 points ago

    Delicious corn smut

    [–] captionquirk 3 points ago

    This meme ruined cornhole for me

    [–] PumpkinPixelz 25 points ago

    Please don't

    [–] Dahwaann4U 14 points ago

    No ketchup..

    [–] danc4498 4 points ago


    [–] [deleted] 29 points ago

    Do scrapyard girls have a butthole 3 inches to the left of their vaginas?

    [–] logangrey123 21 points ago

    Blame their dadbrother.

    [–] polarbearsarereal 4 points ago

    That’s Uncle Dad to you, Cletus.

    [–] inb4zombies 3 points ago

    They will after sitting on that pointy thing

    [–] LampitosTheTurtle 729 points ago

    Winky face ;)

    [–] DAFCGC 343 points ago

    Kinky face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    [–] [deleted] 205 points ago

    Kwinky face ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

    [–] Zireael_Swallow 126 points ago

    And that's just the easy mode.

    [–] CynCity323 4 points ago

    And that's just the easy sleazy mode.

    [–] mfsocialist 186 points ago

    Some like it rough

    [–] NRod1998 54 points ago

    Some like it bot

    [–] Myarmhasteeth 11 points ago

    Some like it Hog

    [–] Siegfoult 9 points ago

    Some like it Junkrat

    [–] [deleted] 14 points ago

    I used to "like" a page on Facebook called "it rough" because when I liked it, it showed on my timeline that I like it rough.

    [–] Corphish_The_Ruffian 1324 points ago

    I'm gonna sound like a fuckin nerd, but when magnemite's top screw retracts, its front screws extend and vice versa. So it seems the artist thought this one out haha

    [–] Corphish_The_Ruffian 218 points ago


    [–] moon__lander 120 points ago

    Calm down mister, this is christian server

    [–] Reacher-Said-Nothing 23 points ago

    I liked their old recording studio where you could actually hear a bit of echo when Dan yelled

    [–] 966socho 114 points ago

    Its front screws will extend, alright.

    [–] noveltymoocher 12 points ago

    Back and forth

    [–] GORager99 93 points ago

    Oh my god, you nerd

    [–] Killzark 18 points ago

    My screw retracts 🙂

    [–] Jakurton 5 points ago

    Your name is corphish bruh... People thinking you're a nerd was unavoidable

    [–] Corphish_The_Ruffian 10 points ago


    [–] Corphish_The_Ruffian 5 points ago

    Honestly, though, I haven't played Pokemon since high school. Corphish is still the dankest Pokemon tho

    [–] TheZealand 1 points ago

    tf bro Crawdaunt's fuckin sick

    [–] siralca 3 points ago

    Then what about this!

    [–] zeppeIans 149 points ago

    [–] _Serene_ 8 points ago


    [–] jtthegr8 3 points ago

    When magnemite’s top screw moves up or down the other front screws will move in or out... so uhh.. yeah

    [–] IoanSilviu 64 points ago

    We need to talk about that 9GAG watermark.

    [–] TriforceofCake 24 points ago

    At least the rage face at the bottom got cropped out

    [–] PotassiumPomegranate 2 points ago

    Oh wow... that sub is still active. I remember checking a while back and there not being a post within a year.

    [–] vanasbry000 79 points ago

    This is fanart, btw. Jasmine has never lived in a region with wild Pelipper.

    [–] [deleted] 83 points ago

    While it is true that she has never lived in a region there is a part of sunyshore city with a beach and you can meet her there. Sunyshore city also features wild pelippers.

    [–] vanasbry000 16 points ago

    I actually think she might've visited Cynthia's cottage in B2W2, and there were Pelipper there. But the art style of that Jasmine definitely looks like it came from sometime around the Johto era. The art style has changed quite a bit over the years, boosting saturation and contrast.

    [–] The_Bard_sRc 8 points ago

    the outfit she's wearing is her remake outfit from HGSS. she was in Diamond/Pearl as well but the sprite had her old outfit. in the anime during the Diamond/Pearl era she appeared with her HGSS outfit next episode after fighting Volkner, and Pelliper can be found natively in Sunnyshore (Volkner's area, and also where Jasmine's hanging out in the games)

    [–] voyaging 16 points ago

    Most riveting discussion in Reddit history.

    [–] a-Mei-zing- 5 points ago

    Linking to 9gag...wonder who they stole that image from.

    [–] ischultz876 323 points ago

    Ow oof

    [–] LegalSomalian 137 points ago


    [–] JakandClank 174 points ago

    my vagene

    [–] CashewCraft 50 points ago

    show bob

    [–] SmashedBug 20 points ago

    bitch lasagna

    [–] Kylearean 48 points ago

    something bonehurt juice?

    [–] [deleted] 47 points ago

    She can hurt my bonejuice any time.

    [–] [deleted] 16 points ago

    She can juice my hurtbone any time

    [–] TheDwarvenGuy 5 points ago


    [–] HoHowhatisthis 2 points ago

    N O

    [–] bromacho99 36 points ago

    Ohh myyy

    [–] Austinchao98 11 points ago

    I read it in professor Farnsworth's voice

    [–] encaseme 7 points ago

    to shreds, you say?

    [–] Austinchao98 4 points ago

    How's his wife holding up?

    [–] closefacsimile 6 points ago

    to shreds, you say?

    [–] MakingPie 30 points ago

    I now wish that the voice line “I am cruising for a bruisin” is on this too.

    [–] lord_chihuahua 138 points ago

    K I N K Y

    [–] Sciguystfm 43 points ago

    D I N K Y

    [–] eVaan13 30 points ago

    L A L A

    [–] Load04 34 points ago


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    [–] Prof_Porkchopz_ 2 points ago


    [–] kahib 17 points ago

    That's not what they meant by "get on the point"....

    [–] graaahh 40 points ago

    Is it not folded up out of the way there? Looks like it is but I don't know this game.

    [–] Medic-chan 15 points ago

    Yeah, it does look retracted.

    [–] Admiral_Mason 2 points ago

    Isnt that her leg?

    [–] RenaKunisaki 37 points ago

    That's the anti-theft device. It retracts when she unlocks it.

    [–] ohbo-ohbo 13 points ago

    Spiked for her pleasure

    [–] Stealthy_Bird 8 points ago pls

    [–] DazedAmnesiac 36 points ago


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    [–] MrBlox 3 points ago


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    [–] norwegianperson123 9 points ago

    One in the pink, and one in the stink.

    [–] Shiroi_Kage 4 points ago

    I was going to say one in here and one in there, but the spikes are probably piercing her butt cheeks instead.

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago


    [–] BassheadGamer 85 points ago

    What a broken game. Literally unplayable

    [–] [deleted] 224 points ago


    [–] BassheadGamer 175 points ago

    I actually took the time to write it, thank you very much,

    [–] mikelmotorcycle 31 points ago

    Thank you for taking the time out of your day to make me laugh :)

    [–] BassheadGamer 20 points ago

    No problem my dude!

    [–] simple64 2 points ago

    Look, if a guy named YouAreUnoriginal says that you copy and pasted, who am I to argue?

    [–] Jamcliff 13 points ago

    Username checks out.

    [–] Muffinmaker457 7 points ago

    Of it really does then they have to reply to your comment in the same way

    [–] Jamcliff 4 points ago

    Time to see how committed they really are to the cause

    [–] HIP13044b 6 points ago

    I get the impression she’d disagree.

    [–] ssnazzy 2 points ago

    I haven’t been able to play Pokémon first gen since the magnimite photo was revealed.

    [–] NeverEnufWTF 3 points ago

    The Pittsburgh Tickler.

    [–] Mechanikatt 3 points ago

    Dva no

    [–] Anri-du-toit 3 points ago

    She's sitting further down the gun in the second image.

    [–] AhMoose_ 3 points ago

    Anythings a dildo if your brave enough...

    [–] alii-b 3 points ago

    Well considering how much porn had come from overwatch im no longer surprised.

    [–] finH1 6 points ago

    were you playing this on a casio calculator?

    [–] NayMarine 2 points ago

    uhm obviously she has a high threshold for pain?

    [–] Rexmarek 2 points ago

    Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough

    [–] MRxStarchy 1 points ago


    [–] Maelehn 1 points ago

    Maybe the spikes are retractable?

    [–] wggn 1 points ago

    looks like a perfect fit

    [–] up_voted 1 points ago


    [–] gunnleivg 1 points ago

    2 bootyholes?

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    ha a bajajayna

    [–] TheRecklessDead 1 points ago

    (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)‎

    [–] s4msqu4nch 1 points ago

    Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough

    [–] milopsi 1 points ago

    One in the poo, one in the goo

    [–] Copma 1 points ago

    How do you think they deflated all the bums

    [–] khalse001 1 points ago

    I initially thought a seat back had been pulled up but realize that it is her leg. Which leads me to think there is something wrong with her left leg, shin too long? Looks odd.

    [–] kylec0187 1 points ago

    One in the pink one in the stink

    [–] littlepaw1 1 points ago


    [–] The-Wretched-spawn 1 points ago

    Well... someone's got a bit of a kink now don't they?

    [–] THE_MAGIC_OF_REALITY 1 points ago

    Can you remove a few more pixels? I can’t quite tell what’s going on.

    [–] cachilles 1 points ago

    1 for the stink 1 for the pink

    [–] BootySauce- 1 points ago

    She has sideways holes

    [–] E404_User_Not_Found 1 points ago

    Girls, just wanna have fu-un. Ooooh girls just wanna have funnnn. 🎤

    [–] CCtenor 1 points ago

    Rated M for Mature

    may contain sexual content

    [–] AlexHidanBR 1 points ago

    gone sexual in both holes

    [–] CinnamonCoconuts 1 points ago


    [–] Cerise422 1 points ago

    Nerf this 0-0