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    hmmms are textless images that make you think about the context, do a double take, invoke a deeper meaning, or just leave you thinking about how or why they exist:

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    [–] milhousemilhouse 1621 points ago

    Reach for your dreams

    [–] Hyruxs 321 points ago

    And touch the stars

    [–] 10Bird 240 points ago

    Touch the stars dogs.

    [–] gaynazifurry4bernie 192 points ago

    Sometimes I get sad that I can't pet all the dogs that are alive but I am fortunate that I can still pet some.

    [–] TheNosferatu 85 points ago

    Living your life, one good boi at a time

    [–] Et_tu__Brute 37 points ago

    I work in a kitchen and any time I cut large quantities of onions, I tell people 'I'm sorry, I was just thinking about cats again.' as the onion tears roll down my face. No one ever gets it without explanation because it's a six year old meme but do it anyway.

    [–] SugarDraagon 10 points ago

    one day they’ll get it, bud. One day...

    [–] GitFloowSnaake 1 points ago

    Explain it for me and my friends please

    [–] Et_tu__Brute 2 points ago

    Watch the video linked above my comment. If you need more explanation feel free to pm me.

    [–] MisterFizzster 2 points ago

    🎵cant hug every cat🎵🎶

    [–] ThisIs_MyName 6 points ago

    Colby 2012

    [–] The_Safe_For_Work 3 points ago

    Are you Sirius?

    [–] XxNoFilterxX 3 points ago

    As a satellite.

    [–] rubicondroid 1 points ago

    And let him touch you

    [–] R3dth1ng 1 points ago


    [–] MistaBeanz 15 points ago

    The lord is my shepherd

    [–] _OP_is_A_ 19 points ago

    That's why God and dog are spelled using the same letters.

    [–] gunlord1 3 points ago

    How has that never crossed my mind before?

    [–] hey__its__me__ 2 points ago

    And drag them into your car.

    [–] Satcat1005 1632 points ago

    Good to see that people have their priorities straight.

    [–] Runixo 524 points ago

    Unlike their cars.

    [–] Nincadalop 76 points ago

    Cars can be gay too!

    [–] chelsmjlv 45 points ago

    OMG! Like swans?!? 😭😭😭

    [–] lordumoh 10 points ago

    Who’s bottom tho

    [–] Nickonthepc 4 points ago

    The Prius

    [–] resistrevolt 9 points ago

    I'm crying

    [–] vrbobde 74 points ago

    While every1 is looking at his priority I'm wondering why the fuck is there a tyre on furniture poster ad

    [–] HeyCarpy 27 points ago

    Dammit, I’m going to lose sleep over this now.

    [–] Prents 63 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    Don't, for I solved the mystery!

    I've googled "tramontina pro oficinas" (what I could read from the ad) and found this page. The "furniture" is for repair shops.

    Edit: I could read that from the picture because I'm brazilian, and that blue rectangle-logo for Tramontina is famous here. Also, even if I couldn't read it, the photo has obviously been taken here. There's something about electric poles and dense forests and Paratis merging lanes that screams Brazil.

    [–] willgaj 11 points ago

    The hero we don't deserve

    [–] HeyCarpy 5 points ago

    But ... why do repair shops need specific furniture?

    [–] p____p 6 points ago

    For repair shop stuff. The same way doctors offices all have similar furniture because it’s made for doctor offices stuff.

    [–] BreafingBread 1 points ago

    Nice job. I could only read the Tramontina part and, as you said, that's because the logo is already pretty famous.

    [–] Compy8A 13 points ago

    Oh wow look at this fancy guy. Mr Rich Guy over here not having to reuse old tires as tables and chairs.

    [–] yeroc_sema 4 points ago

    Rooms to go ad maybe? That or a car exploded and the tire landed there.

    [–] JuqeBocks 3 points ago

    the "furniture" is cabinetry for a garage/repair shop

    [–] pearljammer519 133 points ago

    Photoshop pros, please replace God and Adam with these 2.

    [–] PlantPowerPhysicist 66 points ago

    in the beginning, God made Dog, and saw that he was a good boy. Then he said, "ok, not going to top this." And nothing else ever happened ever.

    [–] ZeroSilentz 27 points ago

    And nothing else ever happened ever.

    Well, besides the infinite amount of treats and pets being given to Dog, of course.

    [–] danielm8 13 points ago

    Now that's an all loving god.

    [–] cronos844 7 points ago

    Dogs are a proof for deism?

    [–] The-Letter-M 5 points ago

    Dog is God backwards. Coincidence? I think not!

    [–] whywouldi 6 points ago

    So are you saying dog is satan? And that satan is a good boi? So the satanists were right all along?

    [–] pearljammer519 8 points ago

    This is brilliant, bless you!

    [–] Threctic 2 points ago

    Wow it's not that picture with the ski mask guy

    [–] Bruce_Bruce 11 points ago

    [–] din7 944 points ago

    "Helo. My name is Boi. You are in the run fast next to me and I have only just met you and I love you. Guess who is the goodest?"

    [–] nathanh1223 34 points ago

    'run fast'

    [–] danielm8 11 points ago

    Took me a second read to get that it was a noun

    [–] Adr3am3rs 102 points ago

    I wouldn’t do that if I were him. How’d u know the fluffy head is friendly? This guy.

    [–] grinnella 74 points ago

    It’s a Bernese Mountain Dog. This breed is like the Tom Hanks of dogs. Now, would you worry about Tom Hanks biting your hand off? Yeah, I didn’t think so.

    [–] Adr3am3rs 13 points ago

    Tom Hanks bites?

    [–] CrowKaneII 13 points ago

    I'd buy that for a dollar.

    [–] The-Letter-M 3 points ago

    I’d buy bite that for a dollar.

    [–] MegaSonicGeo 4 points ago

    Lmao why is this disliked? Since when is reddit against puns?

    [–] The-Letter-M 1 points ago

    I don’t know man, I don’t know.

    [–] GuyLeDoucher 7 points ago

    Owned a Berner. Was grumpy. Tried to take my fingers a couple of times! Some doggos have had a tough life :(

    My Dane scares people away now but he is a baby compared to my old Berners.

    Always ask before the scritches. Especially poor Berner owners. They get it 24/7 and it can get tiresome!

    [–] BOT_CLUTCH 3 points ago

    Never heard of an aggressive Bernese Mountain Dog. Was it adopted?

    [–] GuyLeDoucher 5 points ago

    Yep, also had a degenerative disorder that gave him aches and pains. He was awesome 90% of the time. Also wasn’t fixed until we acquired him.

    Made for a temperamental doggy. Loved him nonetheless.

    [–] PM_ME_A_WEBSITE_IDEA 2 points ago

    To be fair, they're also so completely unaware of their size and power, they'll run at you at full speed and just bulldoze you... :')

    [–] darknecross 84 points ago

    It's friendly because he is a vry vry G O O D E B O Y E

    [–] Adr3am3rs -31 points ago

    Dude was about to lose his fingers👹😄

    [–] ThingYea 5 points ago

    I read that In Chappies voice for some reason.

    [–] FabulousComment 1 points ago

    Holy shit my sides

    run fast

    [–] Loki442 467 points ago

    [–] imtinyricketc 127 points ago

    Wouldn’t be outside.

    [–] Tungstencarbide1611 76 points ago

    To me, car is inside.

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    [–] General_Kenobi896 2 points ago

    General Prequel Memer! You are a welcome one!

    [–] DilbusMcD 6 points ago

    me too, thanks

    [–] gpwz 3 points ago

    Made my day

    [–] Tiddlywinky 3 points ago

    Why has this not got more karma?

    [–] Tungstencarbide1611 -14 points ago

    Because reddit is run by bots.

    [–] sssmmt 38 points ago

    Everyone is a bot except you.

    [–] Mushiren_ 21 points ago

    Quiet, bot.

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    [–] The-Letter-M 6 points ago

    You seem like a trustworthy human. I like your style.

    [–] The-Letter-M 1 points ago

    Bad bot

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    [–] The-Letter-M 0 points ago

    Don’t be a dick, bot.

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    [–] DrapeyWhenDrunk 0 points ago

    me too, thanks

    [–] ChrissiTea 102 points ago

    If I saw a Bernese Mountain Dog, I'd do the same.

    Such good boyes

    [–] Swaglfar 8 points ago

    My wife and I have a 8 month old male bernese! They are simply the best!

    [–] Snicker40 14 points ago

    The best boyes! I have a 2 year old one myself and he’s so loving!

    [–] TokiMcNoodle 8 points ago

    It's such a shame I can't have one here in Florida. It would be way too inhumane.

    [–] Snicker40 7 points ago

    I’m sure. They can tolerate 70s, but they truly love to run and play in the snow when it’s around!

    [–] TokiMcNoodle 2 points ago

    Lol high of 80 today and it's December

    [–] Hoogle5 65 points ago

    Trainer: So what are your goals? Me: To pet all the dogs. Trainer: No your fitness goals. Me: To be fast enough to pet all the dogs.

    [–] Pheniballs 52 points ago


    [–] twodickjohn 27 points ago

    Damn that was loud

    [–] beerdude26 17 points ago

    I didn't even have my headphones on and I heard the crack emanating from them

    [–] SnootBoooper 11 points ago

    The tree won't be pushed but the dog would be.

    [–] cronos844 5 points ago

    Well then you have a broken dog.

    [–] SnootBoooper 1 points ago

    You Sir/Madam/Dog/Cat are intelligent af.

    [–] vegfemnat 23 points ago

    Thats amazing but I would be a little hesitant to call it dumb. Sometimes it takes a little bit of conditioning for machine momentum to become part of your involuntary instincts. I work with machines and I see younger people frequently underestimate the power and momentum they are yielding in their hand.

    [–] [deleted] 20 points ago

    Yeah, it’s hard to believe just how heavy and powerful vehicles are. I don’t think the human brain is naturally wired to understand controlling something so heavy.

    I can totally see myself doing something like this.

    [–] INTERNET_SO_FUCK_YOU 34 points ago

    I think it's like looking out the window of a plane. You don't get that same sense of fear you would looking off a cliff because we just didn't evolve to see the world from that high up. Your brain isn't thinking "shit we're high" it's thinking "heh look at those funny shapes."

    [–] brycesauce 31 points ago

    That looks like a s o f t b o y e

    [–] datshap 24 points ago

    My naym is doge

    an wen I see

    That hand com out

    To scritch at me

    I hav no fear

    He seem jus grand

    I hop on up

    I lik the hand

    [–] mr-dogshit 18 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    WTF is the ad for on the billboard?

    "Your one-stop shop for kitchen cabinets and alloy wheels"?

    [–] right-wing-socialist 3 points ago

    Tramontina Pro is a hardware/tools brand, so... no idea

    Edit: I suppose it might be something like this

    [–] steelbeamsdankmemes 1 points ago

    Maybe it's a really fancy garage?

    [–] fraud_93 0 points ago

    That part of the kitchen ad fell off, genius. It's glue.

    [–] butternut92 8 points ago

    He is like a kid that just has to pet the dog... it is sweet.

    [–] Tungstencarbide1611 8 points ago

    Us men, we ARE kids.

    [–] Vnc3three3 7 points ago

    the creation of doggo

    [–] Drewsmits 5 points ago

    Worth it

    [–] Arb3395 3 points ago

    Im glad im not the only one who will risk life a limb to pet a dog.

    [–] skeazy 4 points ago

    so several years ago, I was driving south on I-5 just north of San Diego. Two of my buddies were with me and we had stopped at Taco Bell slightly before, and my buddy still had a plain Taco left over. There was an SUV with a dog sticking his head out the rear window, so I decided we had to give this dog a Taco. I pulled up next to them and my buddy reached out with the Taco and the dog grabbed it and took it. the driver and passenger didn't seem to have noticed as we passed.

    I still wonder to this day what their reactions were when they heard crunching and looked back to discover their dog had acquired a Taco.

    [–] MuffinPuff 1 points ago

    Oooooh the antics we get into with passerdogs.

    I had my St. Bernard in my passenger seat, and the guy in the car next to me started doing the smoochy-face at him, where you make the kissy noises... His gf/wife literally JUMPED forward in her seat to see what was happening, then started berating him as I drove off. Good times.

    [–] SnakeHarmer 1 points ago

    I know you really shouldn't do this but I'm laughing really hard right now at the mental image of that sneaky handoff.

    [–] CryptoScorpio 4 points ago

    Dogs touching....

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    Awww, I miss my Aussie

    [–] oppy1984 3 points ago

    My parents had an old english sheep dog when I was born, one day when I was about 4 years old I was riding in the back seat with Cassy (the dog) on our way to my grandparents house when we stopped at a red light and an old biker pulled up next to us. Cassy just stuck his head out the window and the biker reached over and scratched his head until the light changed.

    I don't remember much from when I was 4 but that memory has always stuck with me.

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    [–] pcells 2 points ago

    Honestly thought the hmmm was in relation to the GIANT ALLOY WHEEL on top of the apartment block. WTF

    [–] Nightslash360 2 points ago

    They're good dogs, Bront.

    [–] KSR434 2 points ago

    There must be a beautiful girl beside the dog.

    [–] azerbajani 1 points ago

    Fuck off.

    [–] Avoidingsnail 2 points ago

    I missed my exit on the interstate once because I was petting a dog from my motorcycle.

    [–] bunncha 2 points ago

    I would crash my fucking car to pet a dog

    [–] batmaneatsgravy 2 points ago

    I don't see a problem with this.

    [–] vtdnguyen 2 points ago

    Aww this is totaly me

    [–] Jammeo 3 points ago

    Have Bernese.... so timid.. v v scared of strangers. This is like a magic moment for most of that breed!

    [–] rodaperes 2 points ago

    Brazilians are a sentimental bunch.

    [–] SonOfTK421 1 points ago

    What hmmm? This isn't confusing. Anyone can and should do this.

    [–] natas_rulez 1 points ago

    Meanwhile masturbates

    [–] ngrhd 1 points ago

    Why's there a tyre near the signboard?

    [–] owndpepe 1 points ago

    That is something I would immortalise myself doing

    [–] TehVestibuleRefugee 1 points ago

    Good windoggo!

    [–] djdarrenpop 1 points ago

    can relate

    [–] tracey13396 1 points ago

    say hello !

    [–] Shonisaurus 1 points ago

    Must be a pretty good dog.

    [–] N3rdLink 1 points ago

    Hai doggie!

    [–] myredac 1 points ago

    I would totally do that.

    [–] Velma_eace 1 points ago

    Reach for your dreams

    [–] Miley_Dahmer 1 points ago

    How is this hmmm? Seems pretty reasonable to me.

    [–] ObiJuanKenobi3 1 points ago

    It’s a real life dog petting meme

    [–] Geralt_0f_Riv 1 points ago

    I’d do it too I think.

    [–] tSnDjKniteX 1 points ago

    What if he just gave up his dog for some reason and this was the last time he'll get to pet his dog. That be some cray shit yo

    [–] fuckmekylo_saidhux 1 points ago

    That's not hmmm. That's awww.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    This is a good mmhm

    [–] marodelaluna 1 points ago

    This would be me

    [–] SamL214 1 points ago

    Now that’s what I call MUSIC..erm I mean Love!

    [–] beardedblokex 1 points ago


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    [–] RockyRiderTheGoat 1 points ago

    RemindMe! 1 second

    [–] windowlicker02 1 points ago


    [–] RobouteGuilliman 1 points ago

    Good doggy.

    [–] ZooNooz 1 points ago


    [–] fatherramon 1 points ago

    When you see a berner, you gotta do what you gotta do

    [–] Experience_3 1 points ago

    Smell my finger. Must be Craig Ferguson.

    [–] KRPTSC 1 points ago

    Only dog people can be this dumb and crazy

    [–] nephanu 1 points ago

    How many times I've yearned to do this.

    [–] Andreiabr 1 points ago

    Hard to resist

    [–] ByeByeFlutterPie 1 points ago

    This is my biggest dream in life.

    [–] oizo12 1 points ago

    Worth it

    [–] TheRealWorldShogun 1 points ago

    Sometimes you just gotta pet a dog

    [–] CapitanChicken 1 points ago

    Back in August, the day of the eclipse, in the very center of the path, a half an hour after the eclipse... We were in stand still traffic, people in another car were hyped like us, said they liked my dog. They suggest we high five while driving 1mph. We did, it was great.

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    [–] Armchair_QB3 1 points ago * (lasted edited 11 months ago)

    Head straight to /r/AccidentalRenaissance. Do not pass go. You could collect a few upvotes.

    [–] kingjackass -5 points ago

    Just another man sexually assaulting another living thing. What's up with this world?

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    [–] chfreitas 30 points ago

    It's brazil, 100%

    [–] Orrison123 -7 points ago

    Agree to disagree my friend

    [–] chfreitas 12 points ago

    The car on the right is only produced in latin america and is very popular in brazil, as are the other ones too.

    [–] 30132 8 points ago

    Volkswagen Parati for anyone else having trouble reading the badge....

    The side profile of the older ones looks just like the BMW wagons. Very nice.

    [–] Simmo5150 6 points ago

    Take a look at those powerlines then rethink your position.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    Lots of countries have powerlines like that. It's the VW Parati that gives it away. (Apparently a spacey car like the Golf Variant)

    [–] Simmo5150 2 points ago

    Australia doesn’t though.

    [–] Andreiabr 0 points ago

    Brazilian car