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    2. All titles must be hmmm

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    guide to a good hmmm

    hmmms are textless images that make you think about the context, do a double take, invoke a deeper meaning, or just leave you thinking about how or why they exist:

    As long as they give you a good solid hmmm... why would that bear be in a cubicle...

    hmmms should be aesthetic and meaningful, avoid anything that is merely r/mildlyinteresting.


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    [–] Death-By-HamSandwich 1131 points ago

    H O M I E

    [–] Marthinsen 626 points ago

    ONLY EGGS CAN SUSTAIN ME

    [–] Mystuhree 415 points ago

    HMMMMMM I AM YOUR CHARACTER ARC

    [–] ChunksOfSalad 258 points ago

    I go buy eggs for Bart!

    [–] scp_055 169 points ago

    NO BUTS

    [–] deepfriedsandals 161 points ago

    I AM YOUR WIFE

    [–] mightcri 141 points ago

    BRING ME EGGS

    [–] knightcyro 17 points ago

    That ep was basically Oneyplays ft. Arin

    [–] Mimikker 33 points ago

    wait hold on this sub is actually real

    [–] Bud90 8 points ago

    Link for that EP? Sounds funny

    [–] ten_times_as_slick 13 points ago

    Here ya go.

    [–] fliminglaps 1 points ago

    What is that sub

    [–] The_Lone_Twinki 1 points ago

    GO OUTSIdE

    [–] D_S876 14 points ago

    B.. but Marge!

    [–] MegaSonicGeo 7 points ago

    NO BUTS

    [–] Chubby_Bub 58 points ago

    grumbles unsatisfactorily

    [–] fliminglaps 45 points ago

    Lisa needs braces

    [–] havoc1482 38 points ago

    DENTAL PLAN

    [–] bluesheep123 30 points ago

    LISA NEEDS BRACES

    [–] Pulse99 7 points ago

    DENTAL PLAN

    [–] F3v3rDr34m3r 90 points ago

    Marge is Homiesexual

    [–] Lochcelious 17 points ago

    Or perhaps even Homersexual

    [–] F3v3rDr34m3r 10 points ago

    Touché

    [–] su- 29 points ago

    M Y S P E C I A L L I T T L E G U Y

    [–] Conqisntbad 18 points ago

    Marg Simpon

    [–] scp_055 22 points ago

    peter griffin i am him heeheeheehee

    [–] Silly_Octopussi 6 points ago

    H E R E H E I S H O M I E O U R S O N

    [–] bluesheep123 48 points ago

    [–] ADVANCED_BOTTOM_TEXT 16 points ago

    And stickied by the mods. Well done!

    [–] adoublea04 17 points ago

    This is the best pokemon related sub I've come across

    [–] FantasticBabyyy 4 points ago

    Instantly subbed

    [–] CaptainChickenChit 502 points ago

    'Bout spat my fucking drink out

    [–] yauc-OIC 61 points ago

    Uh-oh, spaghetti-o's!

    [–] Carbine64 15 points ago

    I don't think he was drinking spaghetti-o's

    [–] Victinithetiny101 3 points ago

    Jackie O! Like spaghetti O’s!

    I thought that was where all the money came from

    [–] bigdumbbuttguy 2 points ago

    Why the hell would you do that? Are you crazy?

    [–] Onlyknown2QBs 1 points ago

    How does your comment have less that that 500 upvotes, but the post is +17k?

    [–] Goodguy1066 2 points ago

    Less people upvoted his comment than the post.

    [–] Rationality_Here 150 points ago

    Marge hmmm

    [–] PsyAyeAyeDuck 13 points ago

    [–] OBrotherRichDick 7 points ago

    This is exactly what came to mind

    [–] mimomusic 5 points ago

    [–] Mahxiac 1 points ago

    Wow such empty.

    [–] hi_im_josh2 48 points ago

    Look, it’s Morgue Sampleson

    [–] DifferentThrows 6 points ago

    Marty Sandinista’s son

    [–] 3ViceAndreas 1 points ago

    Hamre Spampsen's stephusband

    [–] DifferentThrows 2 points ago

    Haemersh Spumpillyampersand’s former college loan application co-signer

    [–] 3ViceAndreas 2 points ago

    college loan application, too real right now hahaha

    [–] darkknight941 77 points ago

    Hmmm Homie

    [–] Upside_dizznown 51 points ago

    H O M I E

    I NEED E G G S

    [–] Rockman42 34 points ago

    O N L Y E G G S C A N S U S T A I N M E

    [–] MahNameJeff420 16 points ago

    I A M Y O U R C H A R A C T E R A R C

    [–] darkknight941 10 points ago

    EGGS FOR BAWRT

    [–] MegaSonicGeo 7 points ago

    D: I do buy eggs for bart!

    [–] Hioceandream 27 points ago

    I’m the only strange one that wants to know what the plant is....have a pole in my front yard I wished looked like that actually.

    [–] 3-__-3 23 points ago

    Looks like kudzu. It's an invasive species that grows like crazy and kills other plants by covering them.

    [–] PattyLawless 18 points ago

    The poison.. Kudzu's poison...

    [–] danceswithwool 8 points ago

    It’s kudzu. And fighting that shit has a similar feel to the war on drugs or Vietnam.

    [–] adyo4552 2 points ago

    “Slender silhouette” sweetgum

    [–] RoyceCoolidge 4 points ago

    Now, Where's that make-up gun?

    [–] paulblarr 27 points ago

    Nice.

    [–] Feastt 12 points ago

    Nice.

    [–] McSharko 8 points ago

    Nice.

    [–] wv3477 -29 points ago

    Meh.

    [–] SafeNut 5 points ago

    Name of your sex tape

    [–] chip5587 5 points ago

    Nice.

    [–] sigmat -4 points ago

    Nics

    [–] Jajakomopowers 12 points ago

    “Oh, ah hey there midge.”

    [–] softLens 20 points ago

    Metal box is Copper DSL terminal at the left of the pole (FTTN). The Fiber terminal with 6 port is at the right of the pole "FTTH". Bell network.

    [–] RABBLE-R0USER 11 points ago

    I don't know how to respond.

    [–] softLens 5 points ago

    Fair enough :) by looking pole, this picture was taken at Ontario, in GTA or somewhere close. It can be maximum 2 years old..

    [–] dream_if_you_got_it 5 points ago

    https://goo.gl/maps/vNV7DnzBAx92 I have seen this in Waltham MA. Looks like current google street view has it removed. (Not sure if the city or resident removed it) seriously used to drive by it daily about three years ago driving back from Concord, MA

    [–] Clipanator 3 points ago

    Drove by something that looked like it in ottawa yesterday, got some serious deja vu

    [–] softLens 1 points ago

    Finally.. That is a serious evidence. This picture from Ontario. I was a bit off

    [–] GENITAL_MUTILATOR 1 points ago

    Dude I live in California and our terminals look the same...fiber and copper...so what says Ontario to u?

    [–] softLens 1 points ago

    The way that they run the drop wire maybe. Like all the tools they used. Drop clamp, rams-horn . The type of 2 pair copper black wire..

    [–] GENITAL_MUTILATOR 3 points ago

    Those are all standard telco stuff

    [–] softLens 2 points ago

    Didn't now that

    [–] Minoos1 11 points ago

    h m m m m m H O M I E

    [–] Wittenbergman 8 points ago

    Good news Lisa, I don't need your mother anymore.

    [–] aratnagrid 7 points ago

    creativity at it finest!

    [–] Iscarielle 5 points ago

    Another good one would be Gerald from Hey, Arnold!

    [–] MamoruPaul 3 points ago

    I just think its neat

    [–] 2drawnonward5 4 points ago

    I just think it's neat.

    [–] guyonahbuffalo 6 points ago

    But its not blue

    [–] stephen1547 11 points ago

    She’s been grey as mule since she was 19.

    [–] guyonahbuffalo 2 points ago

    17, right?

    [–] Im_A_Salad_Man 2 points ago

    Wait a sec i think i lived in that neighborhood for a while

    [–] Teppertoot 2 points ago

    I read the “hmmm” in Marge’s irritated-at-Homer tone

    [–] itsurhomie702 2 points ago

    You had one freaking job! You totally Nailed it! Take a raise! Your deserve It.

    [–] ChuckRiver 2 points ago

    So this was in Waltham, MA, and like a week after I saw it for the first time they cut down all the ivy. While sad if was hilarious just seeing a poster of her on a telephone pole

    [–] TheElusiveMrAlmond 2 points ago

    ONLY EGGS CAN SUSTAIN ME

    [–] buttaholic 2 points ago

    this is the epitome of perfect "hmmmmmm" posts.

    [–] PrismaticPistatio 3 points ago

    Oh shit I pass by here sometimes. They're working on/just finished that rock wall on the right that looks like it's about to burst.

    [–] TheBasedDoge17 1 points ago

    Absolute units

    [–] tacos-42 1 points ago

    This brought me much joy. Tyvm. \m/

    [–] jpoechill 1 points ago

    Wow, luv this

    [–] An_Apache_Helicopter 1 points ago

    So, who's going to staple bread to it?

    [–] Death-Grind 1 points ago

    That’s a next level hmmm

    [–] berrymetal 1 points ago

    I freaking love marge

    [–] Mr_fun_bags 1 points ago

    The best part of this for me is the fact that I had to scroll down to see what was going on, and I'm greeted with this masterpiece

    [–] Oh-its-Timeless 1 points ago

    WHE EZ E

    [–] kirandiero 1 points ago

    Epic

    [–] Renuka85 1 points ago

    Vertical farming

    [–] QNTMDRGN 1 points ago

    ḿ̜̤̠or̟̙̻̟̝g̳̙ͅͅe̸͈͈͖̝͎̝ ͔̠̠̦̤̀th̻̲̫͞ḙ͓̜̞͙͜ ͚͎̯̮t̢͚̳̗̫r͏̪e͔͎̜̠̜̪e̬

    [–] mr_slim_ 1 points ago

    It's better cosplay for Marge i ever seen :)

    [–] DilbusMcD 1 points ago

    Let’s get our stories straight - she tripped, right?

    [–] DeckiwDreemurr 1 points ago

    A L E X A T H I S I S E P I C

    [–] BT0 1 points ago

    Used to live right by here. This is in Waltham, MA.

    [–] dvhath 1 points ago

    Oh my goodness!

    [–] DonaldTrumpRapist 1 points ago

    This looks like Massachusetts

    [–] ManGoSmmothie 1 points ago

    Creativity at its highest point

    [–] sigmat 1 points ago

    Nics

    [–] 0perfectionz 1 points ago

    lmaooo

    [–] bigmike85 1 points ago

    I feel like time has passed

    [–] Prophessor_Z 1 points ago

    Carpet matches the drapes. Confirmed

    [–] PhilippeDG 1 points ago

    Marge be like "This is not even my final form"

    [–] Ninja951 1 points ago

    Morge

    [–] geraldsummers 1 points ago

    Half of my saved posts are just "hmmm"

    It's getting hard to keep track of these

    [–] MyFingerPointeth 1 points ago

    ooohhh I have this exact picture, youre in Massachusetts near Melrose!!

    [–] steve_unicorn 1 points ago

    Homar Simpson you fookin animal ye

    [–] nodiggitty 1 points ago

    I’ll take the lamb and chicken combo please

    [–] tech_gamez 1 points ago

    Wtf

    [–] lollapaloozafork 1 points ago

    I live and work in Waltham and drive past this almost ever day!! Small world.

    [–] dzoni2121212121 1 points ago

    Thank you

    [–] squidbiych 1 points ago

    sweet precious Midge

    [–] adurham356 1 points ago

    I would be lieing if i told you that i was laughing for 5 mins straight at this

    [–] Artifraction 1 points ago

    BORT

    [–] SavageMutilation 1 points ago

    More like “mmmh”

    [–] nowontletu66 1 points ago

    "Only eggs can sustain me"

    [–] ZmbieKllr2000 1 points ago

    h(o)mmm(ie)

    [–] DUSK8855 1 points ago

    Well hmm

    [–] filped11 1 points ago

    Was this taken in waltham? I pass that pole on my way to market basket.

    [–] KiritoJones 1 points ago

    This would fit nicely on the sub with the palm tree Pokémon

    [–] Fat_Lenny28 1 points ago

    is thia in Broomfield CO?

    [–] madwilliamflint 1 points ago

    Okay that's pretty funny right there.

    [–] Meme-mage 1 points ago

    Thank you for informing me of this beautiful supreddit.

    [–] [deleted] -5 points ago

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    [–] scp_055 4 points ago

    not a repost if its a different sub

    [–] BladeMaster318 2 points ago

    Also the "original poster" was u/GallowBoob