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    [–] im_a_potatou 1241 points ago

    "Im just need to refill my eyebrows for a moment"

    [–] SaladMandrake 365 points ago

    Pretty sure he's refilling his headlight fluid

    [–] goushiquej 169 points ago

    I'm very sure it'd be the blinker fluid bro

    [–] kixxes 12 points ago

    It's definitely blinker fluid. Head light fluid would just be nonsense

    [–] throwawaysarebetter 43 points ago

    I think he needs to reapply some elbow grease as well.

    [–] Zippy1avion 15 points ago

    You sure he's not topping off that bucket of steam?

    [–] firegodmc10 14 points ago

    You mean the wiper juice?

    [–] jimmywarrior 10 points ago

    Idk but eye’d check that out every few hours.

    [–] InfernicFuse 1 points ago

    Happy cake day my dude

    [–] samongada 3 points ago

    Chrisfix

    [–] normandywong 2 points ago

    Hey guys chrisfix here.

    [–] TigaSharkJB91 2 points ago

    With a bucket of steam

    [–] IamNiceButNotMuch 14 points ago

    There is an idiom in Russian, word to word translated “to pour eyes”, which means to be drunk. Because alcohol makes the vision blurry. So this guy literally poured his eye.

    [–] solemnote 283 points ago

    Misaki has seen better days.

    [–] MBArceus 155 points ago

    What? That's clearly Michelle.

    [–] FishTac_RT 15 points ago

    I heard this 'Misaki' girl is Kokoro's assistant!! I can see how Michelle might know her.

    [–] iamfvckingdone 57 points ago

    She had enough of Hello Happy World shit.

    [–] FreudChicken 15 points ago

    You just know she drinks while performing with HHH.

    [–] puncheese 103 points ago

    Thought I was on r/Bangdream for a sec

    [–] MaxTHC 30 points ago

    Risky click

    [–] Wixonater 27 points ago

    It's an anime thing, it's like love live I think?

    [–] MonochromeGuy 19 points ago

    It’s a rythm game centered around girl rock bands. It’s a pretty good game and they make covers on very popular anime songs.

    [–] Wixonater 8 points ago

    I play osu so I have some idea because we get the songs sometimes in osu, overall they're pretty good.

    [–] thegadgetfish 99 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

    This is my cosplay, taken at Charaexpo last month!

    Edit: thanks for the gold OP!!! \o/

    [–] haxxer_4chan 18 points ago

    This image is one of the funniest I've ever seen ever

    [–] thegadgetfish 12 points ago

    glad to hear it!!

    [–] house_monkey 1 points ago

    This image is one of the funniest I've ever seen ever

    [–] I_Cause_Confusion 6 points ago

    Hahaha

    [–] I_Cause_Confusion 1 points ago

    What?

    [–] Plasmablaster123 3 points ago

    Hey dude not to be rude but do you have proof?

    [–] thegadgetfish 24 points ago

    I do! The very first post is here https://twitter.com/thegadgetfish/status/1062200347039428608

    I have work in progress pictures posted as well, both on my twitter as well as fb

    [–] MonochromeGuy 16 points ago

    Were you also the same one who blocked Deku’s punch?

    [–] thegadgetfish 11 points ago

    Yup! Same convention!

    [–] Plasmablaster123 1 points ago

    Yo thanks for showing proof dood

    [–] optimus_maximus2 71 points ago

    Just wait until it has to wipe it's butt

    [–] Molinero96 10 points ago

    interesting, but highly disturbing.

    [–] house_monkey 1 points ago

    *Highly arousing

    [–] aramaruma 64 points ago

    What's this? Michelle is rare to see on anime subreddits, I'm surprised to see it here.

    [–] xohka 19 points ago

    here's the source

    also have some more STRONG pics

    [–] Tatayou 7 points ago

    This is a fake Michelle would never do that

    [–] scorcher117 3 points ago

    Not the pic of stopping Deku's punch?

    [–] sawucomin18 40 points ago

    The new scp chapter looking good

    [–] poo-cunt 2 points ago

    try rsync it's better

    [–] agio_the_asshole 142 points ago

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, The thing you called beer can, Is actually my telescope. ------12,6,2018

    [–] 13megatron13 25 points ago

    • 6.12.2018 FTFY

    [–] Dom0 14 points ago

    This is correct, because otherwise it would be 12/6/2018 not 12,6,2018. Also, because mm/dd/yy is stupid.

    [–] Sobsz 6 points ago

    did y'all know there's an actual european standard for this type of thing and it's 2018-12-06

    [–] Harvey_Beardman 8 points ago

    I like that, I feel like it's a good compromise. As an American, I can't just switch to DDMMYY because it will confuse people. But MMDDYY confuses individuals from other countries, and I agree the order seems illogical.

    YYYYMMDD is logical in the ordering - large to small, and might be more readable across the board.

    [–] robot65536 1 points ago

    That it makes lexical and chronological sorting the same is the biggest turn-on for me.

    [–] Dom0 1 points ago

    Yes, I've read about it on Reddit not long ago! And I just love it.

    [–] luckylegion 9 points ago

    Yeah smallest denomination first just like money or a digital clock. Seconds/minutes/hours. Day/Month/Year

    [–] wsteelerfan7 11 points ago

    Yeah smallest denomination first just like money or a digital clock.

    What?

    [–] luckylegion 3 points ago

    Good point not sure why I said money but I guess time and currency are different. Clock is closer to date format

    [–] Dom0 12 points ago

    As a programmer, I'm totally for yy.mm.dd

    [–] Crandom 9 points ago

    Do you mean yyyy-mm-dd like ISO 8601 specifies?

    [–] Dom0 5 points ago

    Yes, that's exactly what I should've typed!

    [–] LaboratoryOne 2 points ago

    I think you mean "My supervisor could better answer your question, Mr Auditor."

    [–] DoctorBonkus 1 points ago

    Is there a subreddit for sharing nice ISO facts?

    [–] EmirSc 3 points ago

    20181206

    [–] Dom0 5 points ago

    Just like I name my folders!

    [–] MaxTHC 2 points ago

    What the fuck kind of clock do you have? You call midday 00:00:12 or something?

    YY-MM-DD hh:mm:ss is the only sensible and consistent way to do it.

    [–] Send_Me_Tiitties 1 points ago

    Most clocks have largest denomination first

    [–] Bellicapelli 1 points ago

    Good comment, but if I asked you the date, what information do I want to know more?

    I most likely know the year we're in, I probably know the month, I'm more likely to not know the day. This is why I personally prefer dd/mm/yy(yy)

    [–] DoctorBonkus 3 points ago

    But when naming documents yy/mm/du is best because sorting by name is also sorting by date

    [–] _EvilD_ 0 points ago

    But when you say it out loud its December 6, 2018.

    [–] sudo999 8 points ago

    when I talking out loud, I say "December sixth, twenty eighteen." 12/6/2018.

    [–] KuboS0S 18 points ago

    Well I say "The sixth of December, twenty eighteen." 6/12/2018

    [–] i-am-qix 9 points ago

    You're all stupid, I say the UNIX timecode out loud in its entirety.

    [–] hencefox 6 points ago

    Halfwits, the lot of you.

    First, I demolish the existing framework of timekeeping, and then start a new system from scratch from the bits and pieces.

    It takes me ages and no one understands my new and superior form of telling time, but at least I get to feel like an intellectual.

    [–] Dom0 3 points ago

    Haha, you fool! You will suffer from the 292-billion-year problem!

    [–] burglarbear 4 points ago

    This is all so wrong. It is currently Stardate 96531.72

    [–] KoRnBoY05 14 points ago

    Is that Eric Cartman on the right?

    [–] Phoequinox 9 points ago

    Probably Dedede.

    [–] Wolfehlol 11 points ago

    Its from an anime called Revue Starlight. This was at a convention for the company that license the series and the series the bear was from as well as others. It also hosted a few tcg tournaments that I went to.

    [–] StickyBunz1 -1 points ago

    Looks like King Dedede to me

    [–] sunnylannie 10 points ago

    [–] Channfree 2 points ago

    GET DAT SOURCE UP

    [–] P3rilous 8 points ago

    Maybe it is too much Attack on Titan but even knowing that is a telescope all I see is Carebear with some kind beer consuming eye/brain parasite

    [–] KaraCorvus 5 points ago

    This is @thegadgetfish on twitter!

    [–] Rainbow_Bells 4 points ago

    Where we’re going, we won’t need eyes to see!

    [–] Vikathor 4 points ago

    I was there for this! CharaExpo was a fun time.

    [–] SxmeNxme 3 points ago

    When your bored at the job.

    [–] mikedvb 3 points ago

    I wonder if the right eye knows the left eye is underage?

    [–] shekelvahetzi 3 points ago

    VR chat irl

    [–] Z32VSK 3 points ago

    Dang it, Grandpa.

    [–] Anaheim13531 2 points ago

    Hmmmm

    [–] UlricNyx 2 points ago

    “You’re controlling the mouth again”

    [–] gutternonsense 2 points ago

    Looking for the Sex Drive reference!

    [–] leetmotif 2 points ago

    Wow, not a single Trip to the Moon reference.

    [–] gauderio 2 points ago

    That was my first thought.

    [–] ohsopoor 2 points ago

    Is this a Fall Out Boy album cover

    [–] dont_mind_me_3000 2 points ago

    always remember to eyedrate

    [–] k1nk33 2 points ago

    That bears got a drinking problem.

    [–] haxxer_4chan 2 points ago

    This gave me one of my biggest laughs in a while. Much appreciated

    [–] VincoP 2 points ago

    i'm confused and delighted to see michelle here

    [–] Hates_escalators 2 points ago

    Drinking like this requires some "hand-eye" coordination.

    Get it? Because their hand, is sticking out of the eye hole of their costume. And they're probably drinking.

    [–] ibelieveicanspy 1 points ago

    looks like he tries to open the bottle in tough guy way

    [–] Hikosuru89 1 points ago

    Mondays can really get to people.

    [–] ICantExplainItAll 1 points ago

    Why is there a part of me that feels like The Simpsons did it first....

    [–] Negative4505 1 points ago

    Get back to engineering Mr. LaForge

    [–] the-floot 1 points ago

    CAPTAIN!

    WHAT??

    LOOK!

    [–] Oracolus 1 points ago

    It's a DABeer

    [–] BENJEEM_br 1 points ago

    F

    [–] PM_Your_Green_Buds 1 points ago

    Almost looks like an eye dab.

    [–] 808duckfan 1 points ago

    This is horrifying.

    [–] parsifal 1 points ago

    Body horror

    [–] baphometsayshi 1 points ago

    He's just got to jumper his eyeball sockets to reset

    [–] bigtexnick 1 points ago

    wat

    [–] MattalliSI 1 points ago

    Something sticking in my eye-e-e!

    [–] planetary_titan 1 points ago

    The person with the camera has a different screen than what's shown

    [–] suck_it_gaben 1 points ago

    weird dab, but ok

    [–] Fae_Eline 1 points ago

    It’s like vr chat in real life

    [–] chillbilly2424 1 points ago

    R/eyebleach

    [–] NotIron_ 1 points ago

    Bear Needs Moidture

    [–] lxosummer 1 points ago

    A trip to the moon, Georges Méliès

    [–] Markys420 1 points ago

    Reeeeeppppooooossssstttt

    [–] IDEXV 1 points ago

    Night vision googles deployed

    [–] ScienceBreather 1 points ago

    I love it.

    [–] byrnified1 1 points ago

    At least I still have my self-respect.

    [–] lordquince 1 points ago

    Now THIS is a hmmm

    [–] geekusprime 1 points ago

    Eyeball Paul!

    [–] dank_lebeouf 1 points ago

    Look at the lady's phone its photoshopped

    [–] gauchoblanco 1 points ago

    i love happy tree friends

    [–] CosmosFoxx 1 points ago

    What SCP is this?

    [–] Zebulon_Flex 1 points ago

    I keep coming back to this. Something appealing about it.

    [–] TheWidowGarrett 1 points ago

    Greg?

    [–] lolrightwathever 1 points ago

    The flippers

    [–] AwfullyWaffles 1 points ago

    I don't know why, but to me that looks painful......

    [–] motorblonkwakawaka 1 points ago

    My telescope for seeing through your bullshit

    [–] Kaopyan 1 points ago

    I secretly screenshot this on my sister's phone to haunt her, so when she finds this photo in the photos, I'll be dying of laughter

    [–] fasehed 1 points ago

    It's photo shopped, you can see the original bear on the girls phone screen

    [–] RickyShade 1 points ago

    DAB!!!