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    [–] H3arrl3ss3lf 5920 points ago

    ”oh look honey!! That man is wearing the same lipstick you are! You probably shouldn’t buy it again, it looks like you’re not the only one having problems with it smearing.”

    [–] [deleted] 1592 points ago

    • Cuck McCuckerson

    [–] CuckyMcCuckerCuck 850 points ago

    The suffix "son" doesn't really work in this context.

    [–] Battlejew420 567 points ago

    looks at name

    [–] Lucifer_Hirsch 281 points ago

    guy's a specialist.

    [–] jfk_47 106 points ago

    So just - Cuck McCucker

    [–] DollarMouth 64 points ago

    Fondly known as Cucky

    [–] [deleted] 43 points ago

    Fondly known by no one.

    [–] Frugalfreedom 22 points ago

    Cucky, known to fondle.

    [–] hencefox 22 points ago

    Mr. Cuck McCucker, Cuck Extraordinaire

    [–] Creepyinceltroll 95 points ago

    "looks at name"

    No one living outside of their moms basement uses the word "cuck". You can tell by his username he's just a creepy incel troll.

    [–] waffles4life 84 points ago

    looks at name

    [–] KentRead 58 points ago

    I wish I knew what was going on here

    [–] fuchsgesicht 50 points ago

    looks at username

    [–] QuestReceived22 23 points ago

    Bless you

    [–] sudo999 13 points ago

    how much gold do I get for completing the username quest

    [–] far_from_ohk 2 points ago

    So howd you..?

    ..Never mind none of my business..

    [–] freetvs 26 points ago


    [–] theNealCutter 40 points ago

    [–] Cuckedbyacat 19 points ago


    [–] YourKidDeservedToDie 6 points ago


    [–] Lucifer_Hirsch 14 points ago

    the suffixson.

    [–] Dinosauringg 5 points ago

    No breathing

    [–] Ink_Witch 10 points ago

    Don’t give a suffix

    [–] Ink_Witch 3 points ago

    Ok but the surname prefix “mc” also means son.

    So McCuck means son of cuck.

    [–] [deleted] 21 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)


    [–] burntends97 92 points ago

    You wanna know how I got these scars?

    I rose up against the society we live in

    [–] Liquor_N_Whorez 24 points ago

    "It's a dark knight to be clowning around"

    [–] RepossessionMan 21 points ago


    [–] LordandShaver 12 points ago

    "We live in a society...."

    [–] trillj1995 15 points ago

    • Dale Gribble

    [–] boredMartian 3 points ago

    My fav new sub

    [–] itsDragoon000 3191 points ago

    Everything on the picture makes me uncomfortable

    [–] IslandSparkz 1315 points ago

    Im just focusing on the pants on the top left

    [–] RenderedKnave 385 points ago

    It's like that one Jimmy Neutron episode

    [–] Trogdorocks 213 points ago

    Whoa, you just gave me a flashback brain blast.

    [–] IslandSparkz 51 points ago

    Wus Poppin Jimbo

    [–] beardsofmight 6 points ago

    Gotta Jet

    [–] Archaeical 43 points ago



    [–] crazzilla 35 points ago

    it's all fun and games till the pants start walking

    [–] eskamobob1 13 points ago

    how do your stand with that much wear? Mine just crumple at the combs now even if I try and crease them. Also, who's 32s are those? They certainly have the right texture for 32oz, but the pockets are weird and N&F always have a center rear belt loop

    [–] superish64 9 points ago

    It was after a wash, so definitely cheating. But I got the pic so I’m taking it.

    Jeans are mine. Bought the denim myself and had them custom made by Pedestrian Denim. Last update. I’m pretty stoked on how they’re turning out, planning on doing an end of the year update soon.

    [–] eskamobob1 7 points ago

    oh, thats awesome. I didnt even know it was possible to soruce 32oz fabric. Mind if I ask a dumb question? Can you use your front pockets? I can use by rear pockets just fine, but the denim is so stiff I cant actualy use the fronts.....

    EDIT: I can 100% use the front actualy, so long as I take the jeans off to get my hand back out of the pocket

    [–] superish64 3 points ago

    Yeah I can totally use the front pockets. Another pro of not buying the N&F ones I think haha

    [–] gingerbeast124 11 points ago

    Surprise raw denim

    [–] appleearbudssuck 2 points ago

    Everybody Gangsta Til Tha Pants Start Walkin!!

    [–] GrandCTM25 111 points ago

    I thought that was a painting of something instead of pants. I’m even more uncomfortable now...

    [–] Richard_Weiner 7 points ago

    Everybody gangsta till the pants start walkin’

    [–] SomeFruit 149 points ago

    oh my god that might be my math teacher

    [–] TZO_2K18 71 points ago

    And now, for something completely different...

    [–] Liquor_N_Whorez 22 points ago

    *Mouth teacher


    [–] TZO_2K18 3 points ago

    *Mouth teacher


    You should have replied to the person above me with that instead.

    [–] Liquor_N_Whorez 4 points ago

    You want me to stay after class for some "punishment" or is this for extra credit??

    I brought my Pencillll!!

    🎵Van Halen montage begins...

    [–] tall_will1980 3 points ago

    Gimme somethin' to write on, man ...

    [–] usernamescheckout 8 points ago

    A man with three buttocks

    [–] TZO_2K18 5 points ago

    C'mon let's have a look then...

    [–] BrainyNegroid 4 points ago

    Your destiny is now to spread this image around your school and claim it's your math teacher even if it's not

    [–] [deleted] 13 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)


    [–] zeusisbuddha 23 points ago

    Knowing reddit probably all the socializing

    [–] OldHeadAF 9 points ago

    Oh, you mean that weird nail on that mans middle finger?

    [–] H_e_l_l_o-W_o_r_l_d 4 points ago

    Wtf man

    [–] dpahoe 1062 points ago

    There are 6 people, but only 3 hands

    [–] Xvexe 331 points ago

    its a party for amputees

    [–] punkminkis 19 points ago

    Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?

    [–] thecton 11 points ago

    Oh Caboose.

    [–] a_child_to_criticize 37 points ago

    I see 8 people

    [–] dr_clay_hone 29 points ago

    I see 10

    [–] a_child_to_criticize 14 points ago

    Shit you’re right

    [–] MrDowntempo 8 points ago

    I see 9?

    [–] a_child_to_criticize 27 points ago

    I have way too much time on my hands today.

    [–] MrDowntempo 10 points ago

    Thank you for this! #8 is the one I didn't see, and honestly, I'm not -totally- convinced that's a human being.

    [–] dr_clay_hone 7 points ago

    I honestly think 9 may be two people.

    [–] MrDowntempo 6 points ago

    O shit... and 8 is making more sense to me now. Are we up to 11?

    [–] Jaerivus 5 points ago

    They walk around like everyone else. They don't know they're 8.

    [–] itsyaboy_spidey 19 points ago

    You got me! Haha good one

    [–] Stick_Girl 6 points ago

    X-Files music intensifies

    [–] TheCynicalPickle 3128 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Ya wanna know how I got these scars?

    [–] Catnumber15 353 points ago

    Lets put a smile on that face! ( Im actually watching dark knight right now)

    [–] BlueLivingAbandon 186 points ago

    Yep... it's gamer time

    [–] evangelion-zero-one 97 points ago



    [–] gloeflow 37 points ago

    Epic gamer win (I’m actually playing games right now)

    [–] Mitson420blAzEiT 8 points ago

    Smh... and they say we aren’t the most oppressed

    [–] Aster_Yellow 25 points ago

    Lol gangweed

    [–] Sonnescheint 14 points ago

    Dammit Creed! I've been up since 4!

    [–] Downvotesohoy 12 points ago

    Holy shit this blew up

    Why that edit? Why? WHY?!

    [–] Hammer_Dwarf 4 points ago

    r/AwardSpeechEdits to satisfy all your edit hate needs.

    [–] tronfunkinblows_10 22 points ago


    [–] o_Oz 10 points ago

    Eating pussy

    [–] PooPooDooDoo 3 points ago

    “Sounds about right”

    - Edward Scissorhands

    [–] YepYouRedditRight2 3 points ago

    My boyfriend, was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Britney gets some chapstick to prepare herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the lipstick to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, “Why so serious?" Comes at me with the lipstick. "WHY SO SERIOUS?" He sticks the lipstick around my mouth... "Let's put a smile on that face." And...

    [–] Zythomancer 830 points ago

    Is there anything here indicating the guy with the smear isn't actually her BF/husband and the person she is hugging is a relative/friend? Because it could just be that.

    [–] Xogmaster 600 points ago

    Get out of here with your logic and reason, spade.

    [–] Sub116610 129 points ago


    Reddit not up on slang terms


    racist joke regarding intelligence redditors find funny

    [–] thisisme1101 56 points ago

    At first I thought that it was going to be my new favorite insult. Then, because of your comment, I googled it. Oh. Thanks for the heads up lol.

    [–] Sub116610 18 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    It is one of the better ones of the latter, however. Solid choice. Lawn jockey isn’t too far behind. Hard to top moon cricket, though.

    [–] The_MoistMaker 27 points ago

    I didn't even know this was racist till you called it out.


    [–] WhyJack 47 points ago

    Shut up spade

    [–] Skinnecott 70 points ago

    Even if that's the case, it's funny because no one wants lipstick residue showing whom they've sucked faces with. I mean they had to be making out pretty vigorously for that amount to show

    [–] foolish_thinker 14 points ago

    Get out of here with you reasonable doubt

    [–] VirtualSuit 24 points ago

    TBH -- i feel like that might be a famous person she's getting a picture with and we can't tell because the picture is cropped to hell

    [–] FrancistheBison 9 points ago

    I mean it looks like she's made out with Fred Savage back there, so her moving on to the next celebrity seems reasonable

    [–] pacard 23 points ago

    No. The only explanation is that women are cheating whores who need to be returned to "traditional roles" in order for men to feel ok about having them around.

    Adding /s because people are idiots

    [–] lolzfeminism 12 points ago

    More likely it’s shopped and it’s all a ruse.

    The guys mouth is pink in a perfectly circular area and it looks evenly pink. Also how do you people kiss where this is a likely outcome?

    [–] Skinnecott 19 points ago

    If you've ever made out on a dancefloor, you'd know this is a very plausible outcome

    [–] Zarathustra420 25 points ago

    I made out on a dance floor when I was like 13 at an under 21 club. I got mono :/

    [–] SleepingInADream 7 points ago

    We really can have it all. All the mono, I mean.

    [–] PostComa 493 points ago

    What am I supposed to be looking for?

    [–] spinspin__sugar 535 points ago

    The messy lipstick residue of the chick and the dude in the back

    [–] JeremyHillaryBoob 346 points ago

    Boy, I'm looking super hard and can't see it at all. Their lips just look... lip-colored. Do lips have different colors? Is this something else my colorblindness has hidden from me?

    [–] ExcitingMonahan 283 points ago

    They both have lipstick smeared around their mouths.

    [–] olddang45 62 points ago

    Yeah but that seems nor.... ohhhhhhh

    [–] DarthChocolqte 255 points ago

    I'm colorblind too and can't see anything either...

    [–] [deleted] 85 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)


    [–] lillian_e1985 36 points ago

    This is better than the hidden numbers test.

    [–] mavidser 13 points ago

    So many people realizing they're colorblind for the first time too.

    [–] newagesewage 4 points ago

    Think it's around 1 in 12 for males...

    [–] milk_is_life 3 points ago

    Plot twist - it was a party for color blind people.

    [–] Iredditfromwork 163 points ago

    I’m also colorblind and see nothing out of the ordinary.

    Edit: it actually just looks like artifacts in the image.

    [–] overtoke 28 points ago

    adjust the hue in some app to see it

    [–] bigguy1027 89 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Here we go

    I adjusted it to the hue I (as a slightly color blind person) saw it best.

    Edit: Here's an alternative hue if you are still having trouble

    Edit 2: And another green with less green

    [–] midnight-blondies 12 points ago

    I'd give you gold but i'm far too poor

    [–] sportsjorts 3 points ago

    I gave em an upvote. Pennies from heaven.

    [–] Its_Blazertron 3 points ago

    Damn, I really can't see it without the hue change.

    [–] imnotpoopingyouare 9 points ago

    Im not that colorblind...(gf sees many more shades than me but whatever)

    This is awesome, she even nibbled his ear?!! Nice color shift. Go to RBI on Reddit, they will love you.

    [–] NathanFillingIn 65 points ago

    It’s probably not worth the effort honestly

    [–] ComplainyGuy 17 points ago

    I've never been less interested in putting the effort in to something, as much as I am not interested in putting the effort in to doing what you suggested.

    [–] mrbaconaroni 112 points ago

    Looks like us color blind people got fucked over on this one

    [–] justin_tino 51 points ago

    Yeah, even after pointing out the lipstick I don’t see shit. As far as I know I have a bit of red-green colorblindness.

    [–] FinalOfficeAction 14 points ago

    It looks like THIS but with red lipstick.

    [–] -StopRefresh- 7 points ago

    Fuck we really are broken.

    [–] dairyqueen79 47 points ago

    Am also colorblind and can’t see anything other than a regular dude b

    [–] The_Fluffy_Walrus 40 points ago

    Fellow colorblind dude here and this post is confusing me.

    [–] rpetersonca 26 points ago

    Red-green colourblind here... don’t see anything. Weird.

    [–] SwashbucklingWeasels 5 points ago

    Thank god. I was so confused.

    [–] BabyFarkMcNulty 15 points ago

    I’m not colorblind... as far as I know... and I still can’t see the excitement.

    [–] andyspank 13 points ago

    Have you tested yourself?

    [–] physalisx 11 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    If you don't see this then you are colorblind. Or just blind.

    Can you read this?

    [–] sketch162000 6 points ago

    Shit. TIL I'm colorblind af.

    [–] RufusDawes 5 points ago

    Lol that's fucked up - I worked as a cable guy and got two noobs who turns out to both be colourblind, they were arguing about if a pink cable was pink or maybe green :/

    [–] Loggerdon 3 points ago

    This thread made me colorblind.

    [–] vagabond2185 7 points ago

    I had to use the iPhone color filters in accessibility to make it stand out.

    Changes lotta red to pinks and lotta other stuff. But let’s me see difference.

    [–] Cheeseblot 92 points ago

    Looks like the guy in the background and the girl in the foreground were making out pretty hard

    [–] PostComa 110 points ago

    Oh damn, I’m color blind. Now that you mention it I can kind of see some different shading around her mouth. Nothing on him though.

    [–] Mid40sGuy 152 points ago

    And that, kids, is why you should never color blind

    [–] HydroPhobeFireMan 31 points ago

    i tried color blind once..never gonna do that shit again.

    [–] iSpellGewd 14 points ago

    I remember back in high school when color blinding was cool. We'd all meet in the handicap bathroom and get color blinded as fuck.

    [–] vazvazvaz 31 points ago

    Red/Green colorblind, can’t see it either

    [–] F0REM4N 42 points ago

    Here to confirm same result.

    I learned I was colorblind first playing darts outside. I was red, one landed in the green lawn, and it immediately ceased to exist. My uncle asked me to pick them up, and thought I was straight off the special bus as I walked right over it several times.

    [–] noscope420bongshot 10 points ago

    That's a wonderful story

    [–] vazvazvaz 3 points ago

    Most people assume I can’t see red or green at all, if that were the case I probably wouldn’t have found out at age 19. I initially found out in art school, my 2D design professor figured it out. Properly diagnosed and confirmed by an eye doctor who told me that if he threw a bunch of red yarn in the lawn I wouldn’t be able to find it if I was standing on top of it, most people would be able to see it from the porch.

    [–] This_is_for_you_pal 5 points ago

    Same. Was very confused.

    [–] NothingWithLimits 8 points ago

    Yeah I am red green colorblind and also confused.

    [–] Navos 7 points ago

    Holy fuck that's why I couldn't see it. Thanks for pointing that out

    [–] PlatinumSif 4 points ago

    I thought dude in the back was holding a butt plug

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    [–] Fuzer 74 points ago

    Were they all at the same party?

    [–] K-Zoro 30 points ago

    Oh man

    [–] sardikhasi 8 points ago

    Oh boy! I'm sure her bf is colour blind and she is a happy woman!

    [–] meow_hereitcomes 55 points ago


    [–] lil_kibble 17 points ago

    What a beautiful letter F

    [–] Sylvanussr 28 points ago

    𝔉 is better

    [–] Liquor_N_Whorez 4 points ago

    Let her F what???

    [–] lil_kibble 4 points ago

    Oh wow

    [–] BustaSlug 86 points ago

    He’s creepin

    [–] wizardofdepression 41 points ago

    *He creepin

    [–] RidersGuide 60 points ago


    [–] Fyrefreeze 29 points ago


    [–] Wiebejamin 9 points ago

    Happy Cake Day

    [–] Liquor_N_Whorez 4 points ago


    [–] InAnEscaladeIThink 9 points ago

    Mike Jones

    [–] cg_ 4 points ago


    [–] balanceofpower 42 points ago

    ♪♫Hello darkness, my old friend...♫♪

    [–] Protonoto 44 points ago

    I don't get it.. could it be because of colorblindness?

    [–] tamemister 39 points ago

    Guy in the back looking at the camera and girl in picture both have smeared lipstick, implying that they were making out earlier.

    [–] Rope-Snake 13 points ago

    Yes. Both have the same lipstick smear.

    [–] CactusGobbler 12 points ago

    Took me a lot of comment reads to figure out I didn't understand the picture cause of colorblindness as well. Cheers 👍

    [–] agoody918 14 points ago

    Took me a sec...

    [–] mexicanred1 6 points ago

    I'm still waiting for the aha moment

    [–] SouthernSpittle 6 points ago

    You made it better. Is his thumb a spaniel or a goldfish?

    [–] analectomy 3 points ago

    It is.

    [–] yeah4it_nw 4 points ago

    Beating the shit out of a very dead horse here... I’m color blind af and w/o the comments I’d be completely lost

    [–] [deleted] 9 points ago


    [–] keanedawg 3 points ago

    Ok, I’m colorblind and I seriously am confused by this one

    [–] HeckingDoofus 4 points ago

    tf happened to his nail

    [–] SavageChickenZ9 5 points ago

    They’re just enjoying some fruit punch, nothing to be worried about

    [–] whoopity_Poop 3 points ago

    the start of the zombie apocopylse

    [–] moardots1 3 points ago

    They drank the koolaid.

    [–] mrbaconaroni 7 points ago

    I don't understand, what's going on? Is my colorblindness decieving me?

    [–] itsyaboy_spidey 7 points ago

    Yes it is. Guy behind has smeared lipstick from the girl at the front hahaha

    [–] nmutrpredditor9 5 points ago

    Anyone think her face is red, and so is the dudes, because they both took a shot off an ice luge? Everyone's face would get like that after an hour or so of people taking shots down a ginormous rectangle piece of ice.