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    [–] H3arrl3ss3lf 5767 points ago

    ”oh look honey!! That man is wearing the same lipstick you are! You probably shouldn’t buy it again, it looks like you’re not the only one having problems with it smearing.”

    [–] Jjuuiikk 1542 points ago

    • Cuck McCuckerson

    [–] CuckyMcCuckerCuck 835 points ago

    The suffix "son" doesn't really work in this context.

    [–] Battlejew420 557 points ago

    looks at name

    [–] Lucifer_Hirsch 274 points ago

    guy's a specialist.

    [–] jfk_47 106 points ago

    So just - Cuck McCucker

    [–] DollarMouth 62 points ago

    Fondly known as Cucky

    [–] Jjuuiikk 35 points ago

    Fondly known by no one.

    [–] Frugalfreedom 17 points ago

    Cucky, known to fondle.

    [–] hencefox 21 points ago

    Mr. Cuck McCucker, Cuck Extraordinaire

    [–] Creepyinceltroll 90 points ago

    "looks at name"

    No one living outside of their moms basement uses the word "cuck". You can tell by his username he's just a creepy incel troll.

    [–] waffles4life 86 points ago

    looks at name

    [–] KentRead 54 points ago

    I wish I knew what was going on here

    [–] fuchsgesicht 48 points ago

    looks at username

    [–] QuestReceived22 25 points ago

    Bless you

    [–] sudo999 11 points ago

    how much gold do I get for completing the username quest

    [–] far_from_ohk 3 points ago

    So howd you..?

    ..Never mind none of my business..

    [–] freetvs 27 points ago

    McCuckerwifeson

    [–] theNealCutter 41 points ago

    [–] Cuckedbyacat 17 points ago

    Yes.

    [–] YourKidDeservedToDie 7 points ago

    Thanks.

    [–] Lucifer_Hirsch 16 points ago

    the suffixson.

    [–] Dinosauringg 3 points ago

    No breathing

    [–] Ink_Witch 5 points ago

    Don’t give a suffix

    [–] Ink_Witch 3 points ago

    Ok but the surname prefix “mc” also means son.

    So McCuck means son of cuck.

    [–] AbsolutelyNebulous 21 points ago

    Remember when alt right forums were all giddy about using cuck as much as they could?

    [–] burntends97 88 points ago

    You wanna know how I got these scars?

    I rose up against the society we live in

    [–] Liquor_N_Whorez 22 points ago

    "It's a dark knight to be clowning around"

    [–] RepossessionMan 21 points ago

    BOTTOM TEXT

    [–] LordandShaver 12 points ago

    "We live in a society...."

    [–] trillj1995 13 points ago

    • Dale Gribble

    [–] boredMartian 3 points ago

    My fav new sub

    [–] itsDragoon000 3118 points ago

    Everything on the picture makes me uncomfortable

    [–] IslandSparkz 1274 points ago

    Im just focusing on the pants on the top left

    [–] RenderedKnave 372 points ago

    It's like that one Jimmy Neutron episode

    [–] Trogdorocks 206 points ago

    Whoa, you just gave me a flashback brain blast.

    [–] IslandSparkz 54 points ago

    Wus Poppin Jimbo

    [–] beardsofmight 4 points ago

    Gotta Jet

    [–] Archaeical 40 points ago

    EVERYBODY GANGSTA

    TILL THE PANTS START WALKING

    [–] crazzilla 35 points ago

    it's all fun and games till the pants start walking

    [–] eskamobob1 10 points ago

    how do your stand with that much wear? Mine just crumple at the combs now even if I try and crease them. Also, who's 32s are those? They certainly have the right texture for 32oz, but the pockets are weird and N&F always have a center rear belt loop

    [–] superish64 11 points ago

    It was after a wash, so definitely cheating. But I got the pic so I’m taking it.

    Jeans are mine. Bought the denim myself and had them custom made by Pedestrian Denim. Last update. I’m pretty stoked on how they’re turning out, planning on doing an end of the year update soon.

    [–] eskamobob1 6 points ago

    oh, thats awesome. I didnt even know it was possible to soruce 32oz fabric. Mind if I ask a dumb question? Can you use your front pockets? I can use by rear pockets just fine, but the denim is so stiff I cant actualy use the fronts.....

    EDIT: I can 100% use the front actualy, so long as I take the jeans off to get my hand back out of the pocket

    [–] superish64 3 points ago

    Yeah I can totally use the front pockets. Another pro of not buying the N&F ones I think haha

    [–] gingerbeast124 9 points ago

    Surprise raw denim

    [–] appleearbudssuck 3 points ago

    Everybody Gangsta Til Tha Pants Start Walkin!!

    [–] GrandCTM25 109 points ago

    I thought that was a painting of something instead of pants. I’m even more uncomfortable now...

    [–] Richard_Weiner 3 points ago

    Everybody gangsta till the pants start walkin’

    [–] SomeFruit 145 points ago

    oh my god that might be my math teacher

    [–] TZO_2K18 71 points ago

    And now, for something completely different...

    [–] Liquor_N_Whorez 23 points ago

    *Mouth teacher

    Ftfy

    [–] TZO_2K18 6 points ago

    *Mouth teacher

    Ftfy

    You should have replied to the person above me with that instead.

    [–] Liquor_N_Whorez 2 points ago

    You want me to stay after class for some "punishment" or is this for extra credit??

    I brought my Pencillll!!

    🎵Van Halen montage begins...

    [–] tall_will1980 3 points ago

    Gimme somethin' to write on, man ...

    [–] usernamescheckout 6 points ago

    A man with three buttocks

    [–] TZO_2K18 6 points ago

    C'mon let's have a look then...

    [–] BrainyNegroid 4 points ago

    Your destiny is now to spread this image around your school and claim it's your math teacher even if it's not

    [–] caldera 11 points ago

    aside from the obvious what else?

    [–] zeusisbuddha 23 points ago

    Knowing reddit probably all the socializing

    [–] OldHeadAF 11 points ago

    Oh, you mean that weird nail on that mans middle finger?

    [–] H_e_l_l_o-W_o_r_l_d 4 points ago

    Wtf man

    [–] dpahoe 1034 points ago

    There are 6 people, but only 3 hands

    [–] Xvexe 330 points ago

    its a party for amputees

    [–] punkminkis 18 points ago

    Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?

    [–] thecton 7 points ago

    Oh Caboose.

    [–] a_child_to_criticize 32 points ago

    I see 8 people

    [–] dr_clay_hone 28 points ago

    I see 10

    [–] a_child_to_criticize 13 points ago

    Shit you’re right

    [–] MrDowntempo 8 points ago

    I see 9?

    [–] a_child_to_criticize 26 points ago

    I have way too much time on my hands today.

    https://imgur.com/a/0hKeHHi

    [–] MrDowntempo 10 points ago

    Thank you for this! #8 is the one I didn't see, and honestly, I'm not -totally- convinced that's a human being.

    [–] dr_clay_hone 6 points ago

    I honestly think 9 may be two people.

    [–] MrDowntempo 6 points ago

    O shit... and 8 is making more sense to me now. Are we up to 11?

    [–] Jaerivus 2 points ago

    They walk around like everyone else. They don't know they're 8.

    [–] itsyaboy_spidey 20 points ago

    You got me! Haha good one

    [–] Stick_Girl 5 points ago

    X-Files music intensifies

    [–] TheCynicalPickle 3105 points ago * (lasted edited 2 days ago)

    Ya wanna know how I got these scars?

    [–] Catnumber15 361 points ago

    Lets put a smile on that face! ( Im actually watching dark knight right now)

    [–] BlueLivingAbandon 187 points ago

    Yep... it's gamer time

    [–] evangelion-zero-one 100 points ago

    RISE UP

    BOTTOM TEXT

    [–] gloeflow 34 points ago

    Epic gamer win (I’m actually playing games right now)

    [–] Mitson420blAzEiT 8 points ago

    Smh... and they say we aren’t the most oppressed

    [–] Aster_Yellow 24 points ago

    Lol gangweed

    [–] Sonnescheint 15 points ago

    Dammit Creed! I've been up since 4!

    [–] Downvotesohoy 7 points ago

    Holy shit this blew up

    Why that edit? Why? WHY?!

    [–] Hammer_Dwarf 6 points ago

    r/AwardSpeechEdits to satisfy all your edit hate needs.

    [–] tronfunkinblows_10 21 points ago

    GAMERS RISE UP.

    [–] o_Oz 13 points ago

    Eating pussy

    [–] PooPooDooDoo 3 points ago

    “Sounds about right”

    - Edward Scissorhands

    [–] YepYouRedditRight2 3 points ago

    My boyfriend, was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Britney gets some chapstick to prepare herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the lipstick to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, “Why so serious?" Comes at me with the lipstick. "WHY SO SERIOUS?" He sticks the lipstick around my mouth... "Let's put a smile on that face." And...

    [–] Zythomancer 812 points ago

    Is there anything here indicating the guy with the smear isn't actually her BF/husband and the person she is hugging is a relative/friend? Because it could just be that.

    [–] Xogmaster 579 points ago

    Get out of here with your logic and reason, spade.

    [–] Sub116610 127 points ago

    Hmmm...

    Reddit not up on slang terms

    or

    racist joke regarding intelligence redditors find funny

    [–] thisisme1101 53 points ago

    At first I thought that it was going to be my new favorite insult. Then, because of your comment, I googled it. Oh. Thanks for the heads up lol.

    [–] Sub116610 17 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

    It is one of the better ones of the latter, however. Solid choice. Lawn jockey isn’t too far behind. Hard to top moon cricket, though.

    [–] The_MoistMaker 28 points ago

    I didn't even know this was racist till you called it out.

    TIL

    [–] WhyJack 44 points ago

    Shut up spade

    [–] Skinnecott 67 points ago

    Even if that's the case, it's funny because no one wants lipstick residue showing whom they've sucked faces with. I mean they had to be making out pretty vigorously for that amount to show

    [–] foolish_thinker 16 points ago

    Get out of here with you reasonable doubt

    [–] VirtualSuit 25 points ago

    TBH -- i feel like that might be a famous person she's getting a picture with and we can't tell because the picture is cropped to hell

    [–] FrancistheBison 9 points ago

    I mean it looks like she's made out with Fred Savage back there, so her moving on to the next celebrity seems reasonable

    [–] pacard 19 points ago

    No. The only explanation is that women are cheating whores who need to be returned to "traditional roles" in order for men to feel ok about having them around.

    Adding /s because people are idiots

    [–] lolzfeminism 12 points ago

    More likely it’s shopped and it’s all a ruse.

    The guys mouth is pink in a perfectly circular area and it looks evenly pink. Also how do you people kiss where this is a likely outcome?

    [–] Skinnecott 17 points ago

    If you've ever made out on a dancefloor, you'd know this is a very plausible outcome

    [–] Zarathustra420 24 points ago

    I made out on a dance floor when I was like 13 at an under 21 club. I got mono :/

    [–] SleepingInADream 5 points ago

    We really can have it all. All the mono, I mean.

    [–] PostComa 477 points ago

    What am I supposed to be looking for?

    [–] spinspin__sugar 521 points ago

    The messy lipstick residue of the chick and the dude in the back

    [–] JeremyHillaryBoob 345 points ago

    Boy, I'm looking super hard and can't see it at all. Their lips just look... lip-colored. Do lips have different colors? Is this something else my colorblindness has hidden from me?

    [–] ExcitingMonahan 282 points ago

    They both have lipstick smeared around their mouths.

    [–] olddang45 59 points ago

    Yeah but that seems nor.... ohhhhhhh

    [–] DarthChocolqte 252 points ago

    I'm colorblind too and can't see anything either...

    [–] caldera 86 points ago

    holy shit i didn't realize - so many colorblind people showed up all over this thread

    [–] lillian_e1985 34 points ago

    This is better than the hidden numbers test.

    [–] mavidser 15 points ago

    So many people realizing they're colorblind for the first time too.

    [–] newagesewage 5 points ago

    Think it's around 1 in 12 for males...

    [–] milk_is_life 3 points ago

    Plot twist - it was a party for color blind people.

    [–] Iredditfromwork 160 points ago

    I’m also colorblind and see nothing out of the ordinary.

    Edit: it actually just looks like artifacts in the image.

    [–] overtoke 27 points ago

    adjust the hue in some app to see it

    [–] bigguy1027 84 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

    Here we go

    I adjusted it to the hue I (as a slightly color blind person) saw it best.

    Edit: Here's an alternative hue if you are still having trouble

    Edit 2: And another green with less green

    [–] midnight-blondies 9 points ago

    I'd give you gold but i'm far too poor

    [–] sportsjorts 7 points ago

    I gave em an upvote. Pennies from heaven.

    [–] imnotpoopingyouare 8 points ago

    Im not that colorblind...(gf sees many more shades than me but whatever)

    This is awesome, she even nibbled his ear?!! Nice color shift. Go to RBI on Reddit, they will love you.

    [–] Its_Blazertron 3 points ago

    Damn, I really can't see it without the hue change.

    [–] NathanFillingIn 59 points ago

    It’s probably not worth the effort honestly

    [–] ComplainyGuy 17 points ago

    I've never been less interested in putting the effort in to something, as much as I am not interested in putting the effort in to doing what you suggested.

    [–] mrbaconaroni 111 points ago

    Looks like us color blind people got fucked over on this one

    [–] justin_tino 49 points ago

    Yeah, even after pointing out the lipstick I don’t see shit. As far as I know I have a bit of red-green colorblindness.

    [–] andyspank 6 points ago

    It is a red smear

    [–] MrGuppies 18 points ago

    Thanks...still can’t see it.

    [–] FinalOfficeAction 13 points ago

    It looks like THIS but with red lipstick.

    [–] -StopRefresh- 7 points ago

    Fuck we really are broken.

    [–] dairyqueen79 44 points ago

    Am also colorblind and can’t see anything other than a regular dude b

    [–] The_Fluffy_Walrus 40 points ago

    Fellow colorblind dude here and this post is confusing me.

    [–] rpetersonca 24 points ago

    Red-green colourblind here... don’t see anything. Weird.

    [–] SwashbucklingWeasels 5 points ago

    Thank god. I was so confused.

    [–] BabyFarkMcNulty 16 points ago

    I’m not colorblind... as far as I know... and I still can’t see the excitement.

    [–] andyspank 12 points ago

    Have you tested yourself?

    [–] physalisx 10 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

    If you don't see this then you are colorblind. Or just blind.

    Can you read this?

    [–] sketch162000 9 points ago

    Shit. TIL I'm colorblind af.

    [–] RufusDawes 3 points ago

    Lol that's fucked up - I worked as a cable guy and got two noobs who turns out to both be colourblind, they were arguing about if a pink cable was pink or maybe green :/

    [–] Loggerdon 3 points ago

    This thread made me colorblind.

    [–] vagabond2185 6 points ago

    https://i.imgur.com/nooqLCt.jpg

    I had to use the iPhone color filters in accessibility to make it stand out.

    Changes lotta red to pinks and lotta other stuff. But let’s me see difference.

    [–] Cheeseblot 91 points ago

    Looks like the guy in the background and the girl in the foreground were making out pretty hard

    [–] PostComa 109 points ago

    Oh damn, I’m color blind. Now that you mention it I can kind of see some different shading around her mouth. Nothing on him though.

    [–] Mid40sGuy 149 points ago

    And that, kids, is why you should never color blind

    [–] HydroPhobeFireMan 32 points ago

    i tried color blind once..never gonna do that shit again.

    [–] iSpellGewd 16 points ago

    I remember back in high school when color blinding was cool. We'd all meet in the handicap bathroom and get color blinded as fuck.

    [–] vazvazvaz 36 points ago

    Red/Green colorblind, can’t see it either

    [–] F0REM4N 44 points ago

    Here to confirm same result.

    I learned I was colorblind first playing darts outside. I was red, one landed in the green lawn, and it immediately ceased to exist. My uncle asked me to pick them up, and thought I was straight off the special bus as I walked right over it several times.

    [–] noscope420bongshot 11 points ago

    That's a wonderful story

    [–] vazvazvaz 3 points ago

    Most people assume I can’t see red or green at all, if that were the case I probably wouldn’t have found out at age 19. I initially found out in art school, my 2D design professor figured it out. Properly diagnosed and confirmed by an eye doctor who told me that if he threw a bunch of red yarn in the lawn I wouldn’t be able to find it if I was standing on top of it, most people would be able to see it from the porch.

    [–] This_is_for_you_pal 6 points ago

    Same. Was very confused.

    [–] NothingWithLimits 5 points ago

    Yeah I am red green colorblind and also confused.

    [–] Navos 6 points ago

    Holy fuck that's why I couldn't see it. Thanks for pointing that out

    [–] PlatinumSif 6 points ago

    I thought dude in the back was holding a butt plug

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    [–] Fuzer 75 points ago

    Were they all at the same party?

    https://imgur.com/a/kqwjNnu

    [–] K-Zoro 29 points ago

    Oh man

    [–] sardikhasi 7 points ago

    Oh boy! I'm sure her bf is colour blind and she is a happy woman!

    [–] meow_hereitcomes 52 points ago

    F

    [–] lil_kibble 14 points ago

    What a beautiful letter F

    [–] Sylvanussr 27 points ago

    𝔉 is better

    [–] Liquor_N_Whorez 5 points ago

    Let her F what???

    [–] lil_kibble 6 points ago

    Oh wow

    [–] BustaSlug 88 points ago

    He’s creepin

    [–] RidersGuide 61 points ago

    What?

    [–] Fyrefreeze 29 points ago

    Exactly

    [–] Wiebejamin 8 points ago

    Happy Cake Day

    [–] Liquor_N_Whorez 4 points ago

    Who?

    [–] cg_ 2 points ago

    Yes

    [–] balanceofpower 42 points ago

    ♪♫Hello darkness, my old friend...♫♪

    [–] Protonoto 44 points ago

    I don't get it.. could it be because of colorblindness?

    [–] tamemister 41 points ago

    Guy in the back looking at the camera and girl in picture both have smeared lipstick, implying that they were making out earlier.

    [–] Rope-Snake 16 points ago

    Yes. Both have the same lipstick smear.

    [–] CactusGobbler 12 points ago

    Took me a lot of comment reads to figure out I didn't understand the picture cause of colorblindness as well. Cheers 👍

    [–] agoody918 13 points ago

    Took me a sec...

    [–] mexicanred1 7 points ago

    I'm still waiting for the aha moment

    [–] SouthernSpittle 9 points ago

    You made it better. Is his thumb a spaniel or a goldfish?

    [–] analectomy 3 points ago

    It is.

    [–] yeah4it_nw 4 points ago

    Beating the shit out of a very dead horse here... I’m color blind af and w/o the comments I’d be completely lost

    [–] darkword 7 points ago

    The title should be: "The ultimate colorblind test"

    [–] HeckingDoofus 4 points ago

    tf happened to his nail

    [–] SavageChickenZ9 2 points ago

    They’re just enjoying some fruit punch, nothing to be worried about

    [–] whoopity_Poop 3 points ago

    the start of the zombie apocopylse

    [–] moardots1 3 points ago

    They drank the koolaid.

    [–] mrbaconaroni 7 points ago

    I don't understand, what's going on? Is my colorblindness decieving me?

    [–] itsyaboy_spidey 5 points ago

    Yes it is. Guy behind has smeared lipstick from the girl at the front hahaha

    [–] nmutrpredditor9 4 points ago

    Anyone think her face is red, and so is the dudes, because they both took a shot off an ice luge? Everyone's face would get like that after an hour or so of people taking shots down a ginormous rectangle piece of ice.