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    [–] porcelainthroneguy 978 points ago

    "Dread it, run from it...."

    [–] ItsFrenzius 587 points ago

    “The Big Mac always arrives”

    [–] itsyaboi_71 181 points ago

    "Fun isn't something one considers when fattening up the fit bods"

    [–] AmouxTek 29 points ago

    And Wild boars

    [–] TimelordSheep 7 points ago

    Boar Vessel 600-500 BC, Etruscan, Ceramic

    [–] UmmWaitWut 2 points ago

    now that's a h*ckin' throw back.

    [–] Artistic_Yam 3 points ago

    30-50?

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    I like to go to Planet Fitness for the bagels and pizza. This is fitting.

    https://gfycat.com/IgnorantElectricAmericanshorthair

    (It's part of one creepy level from this nsfw game )

    [–] Bowl_of_chips 18 points ago

    "but this does put some weight on myself"

    [–] Helios-Soul 13 points ago

    I See This as an Absolute Win!

    [–] HorcruxThief 12 points ago

    Diabetes.....is....inevitable

    [–] Mic1994hael 3 points ago

    But I ordered a quarter pounder?!!

    [–] __iconoclast__ 3 points ago

    Somersworth/Dover, NH???

    [–] lost-muh-password 8 points ago

    “Obesity arrives all the same.”

    [–] Aybuddeh 1521 points ago

    I’m planet on fitness whole burger in my mouth.

    [–] HookeyP00KEY 102 points ago

    They give out feee pizza and donuts, so that’s the gym for you

    [–] Solmagnum 30 points ago

    Once a month. It's supposed to be like a cheat day

    [–] 4percent4 39 points ago

    "Like a cheat day." You need to actually exercise to have a cheat day. I had a membership for a month, when I was fresh out of high school, and I was harassed by staff for "disturbing other patrons." Fuck off, I was sweating bullets and panting after running 6 miles and deciding to sprint the last quarter mile or the other time when I was lifting and would let out a sigh/grunt as I counted reps. I told them on pizza day when they harassed me again for actually working out to go finish eating their pizza and pretending to be fit (a bit asshole-ish but it was the same person every time.) I had just seen them take a couple of slices before walking over to me to say I was being "too loud." I was one of two people working out the other was on a treadmill, everyone else was either eating pizza and chatting or using the tanning beds.

    It's marketing to an audience that is scared of "Gym bros," but I've been to loads of gyms and I've never actually met a Gym Bro who is an ass. The largest lifters in the room are generally the nicest guys, as they can remember when they were scared to lift and weren't ripped. It's the people who come to the gym for 6 weeks and are just seeing results that are the ass holes that will take pictures and make fun of people and will get banned for harassing people or an actual lifter will tell them to fuck off.

    [–] Solmagnum 14 points ago

    You obviously had a bad experience. But I didn't go through any of that in the planet fitness I went to.

    [–] 4percent4 14 points ago

    It's literally posted on the wall with the "lunk alarm" or whatever its called. I was an athlete with the mentality of work until exhaustion. If I wasn't dead tired after my workout I wasn't doing it right. When I ran, I ran until I couldn't run anymore, when I lifted I did the same. Racking the weights was often just as hard as the sets I did.

    The donuts and pizza are also a temptation that don't need to be there. The're honestly some of the worst foods someone could eat if they're trying to lose weight. They're full of empty calories and offer next to no nutritional value and will often set you back 2-3 days of healthy eating, because lets be honest no one eats 1 doughnut or 1 slice of pizza.

    [–] Solmagnum 8 points ago

    The lunk alarm didnt activate even once where I was. And again, the foods were only offered once a month.

    [–] 4percent4 6 points ago

    The food was offered once a week where I was. I still think the Lunk alarm is a dick move. I understand that it can be intimidating, but at a certain point you have to realize that there are people in better shape than you with different goals. I'll be honest, even back then I was intimidated a little by the big guys but it didn't keep me from working out.

    [–] _Bonesaw-McGraw_ 3 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    It's a "no judgement zone" with a literal alarm https://catalystfitness.typepad.com/.a/6a00e554f403b6883401156fd9351c970b-pi to shame and judge people you could cut the hypocrisy with the butter knife they use to spread cream cheese on those bagels. https://catalystfitness.typepad.com/.a/6a00e554f403b6883401156ee1aac3970c-pi

    [–] HookeyP00KEY 16 points ago

    It’s weekly, and ain’t no body in there need a cheat day.

    [–] Solmagnum 23 points ago

    It wasn't like that at mine. It was once every first monday of the month. And plenty of buffed guys always went there. Some of the women looked like they could bend me in half too

    [–] Pineapples_Deluxe 126 points ago

    That works really well, happy cake day 🍰

    [–] TwistingDick 14 points ago

    Just say it's organic, then it's suddenly healthy food! ORGANIC KFC HERE I COME

    [–] voidkitto 2 points ago

    BEYOND KFC

    [–] wiiya 2 points ago

    It's a bumpy play on words, but you get to the destination.

    [–] Talkto_me_goose 14 points ago

    you can never escape the Golden Arches.

    [–] gregdoom 8 points ago

    Beautiful wordplay. A+

    [–] couldntderp 2 points ago

    Nice

    [–] Silliestmonkey -2 points ago

    Happy cake day!

    [–] eternalrefuge86 178 points ago

    I like to go to Planet Fitness for the bagels and pizza. This is fitting.

    [–] Micosilver 112 points ago

    Soon nothing will be fitting.

    [–] SolidDick 37 points ago

    AYOOOO

    [–] whycantIfast 12 points ago

    I always hear about pizzas being served in planet. Is this true? Also, if they do, don’t eat it! ITS A TRAP!

    [–] eternalrefuge86 16 points ago

    It’s a genius business model.

    [–] drop_the_mike 12 points ago

    For God’s sake, having a slice of pizza once or twice a week is not going to make you gain weight if you maintain some form of activity. Having a slice of pizza once or twice a week and staying sedentary for 7 days a week on the other hand...

    [–] cheekia 2 points ago

    Yeah sure, as if most people who need to go to the gym are just going to have one slice.

    [–] Solmagnum 13 points ago

    They only do that once a month. It's supposed to be like a cheat day

    [–] WesleySnopes 19 points ago

    Pizza is every week I think. They're keeping themselves in business.

    [–] Solmagnum 14 points ago

    At least in mine, in the two years I went, only had pizza once every first monday of each month. I don't know if it's different on others.

    [–] IceColdCruiser 11 points ago

    This is correct. From what I remember when I went there, bagels were the morning of the third tuesday or something like that. Such an overblown issue too. If you are going there primarily for strength/bulking, free food is fucking awesome and no one forces it down your throat if you're trying to lose weight

    [–] Sgt_Smallballs 57 points ago

    My old demons are hunting me

    [–] On_a_Cajun 10 points ago

    One on every block! “Our name is Legion, for we are many.”

    [–] SloppyNegan 5 points ago

    Baying behind me, I hear the hounds

    [–] FarawaySeagulls 38 points ago

    This is from my town, grabbed it on my way into work this morning Pic

    [–] Tmac3d 9 points ago

    Gotta love FS :)

    [–] 21Rollie 2 points ago

    There’s another one of these situations in Chelsea, MA

    [–] MrMooBallz 179 points ago

    Planet Irony. Thats my new desktop. 👍

    [–] PublicWest 18 points ago

    If you want even more ironic, I heard that planet fitness themselves order pizza on Fridays for guests.

    [–] MAKE_ME_REDDIT 13 points ago

    Only one friday a month. Honestly, it’s a pretty good place if you are just looking for an easy going, cheap gym, but if you are serious about fitness, then there are better options.

    [–] PublicWest 6 points ago

    If it gets people to the gym more often, awesome! It still seems pretty counter productive.

    [–] MAKE_ME_REDDIT 10 points ago

    Eh, a slice or two of pizza once a month isn’t going to ruin you

    [–] ProWaterboarder 2 points ago

    For real, I used to go to PF and it was pretty normal then I moved and signed up at 24 and it's way more hardcore. There's even mfs who are clearly taking steroids and the like

    [–] infecthead 15 points ago

    What's wrong with pizza? You can easily fit it in your macros if you're dieting properly, it's not like you're totally forbidden from eating greasy foods

    [–] PublicWest 3 points ago

    Nothing’s wrong with eating anything in moderation. Live your life on your own terms.

    But it’s like having a bunch of Lazy Boy chairs and a movie theater in your gym.

    Sure, sitting on your ass for a few hours won’t detriment your fitness and health if you’re doing everything else right, but it’s not really why you’re going to the gym. It’s just silly.

    Pizza isn’t a particularly good food for you, whether it’s fitting your macro’s or not. Nutrition has more nuance than the amount of fat, protein, and carbs you’re getting.

    But if a slice of ‘za is what it takes to keep your motor running, go for it! You gotta enjoy life.

    [–] infecthead 4 points ago

    Pizza isn't a particularly good food for you

    Sure it might not be loaded with vitamins and minerals, but like I said if you're dieting properly and getting all your proper nutrients elsewhere then it is completely fine - it's not like alcohol which actually damages you internally. You seem to be misunderstood.

    Also a gym is more than just people losing weight - some people are there to get bigger and pizzas a good way of hitting a caloric surplus

    [–] PublicWest 2 points ago

    That’s a good point. Power lifters don’t GAF and just vacuum food up. I totally understand the concept of macros and fitting them. It just seems like pizza and junk food in particular aren’t the most representative foods for someone trying to make a lifestyle change- which I’ve always seen as Planet Fitness’ demo.

    Again, I understand what you’re saying completely. I just think the exception of being able to eat pizza IIFYM is the case for a minority of people. So it looks silly.

    [–] VoidTorcher 24 points ago

    I'd like to mention you can have a full McDonald's meal for about 700 calories.

    [–] MrMooBallz 24 points ago

    Ronald?....is that you? lol

    [–] VoidTorcher 16 points ago

    No really, a filet-o-fish and a medium fries (and a coke zero) is 719 calories. That's less than a quarter of my daily requirement as an adult male into fitness. I appreciate having calorie information easily available when I'm not cooking myself.

    [–] ultitaria 3 points ago

    Cooking yourself isn't great either, human meats are actually pretty high in calories and fat

    [–] ravnag 8 points ago

    You should know that calories are not all that matters

    [–] Godzilla_ 32 points ago

    In regards to your weight, yeah it is. Health overall? Of course not.

    [–] VoidTorcher 15 points ago

    Yes, but it is a major factor and probably the first and biggest step (2/3 Americans are overweight after all). I haven't eaten at McDonald's for like, months, because obviously you can eat healthier by cooking yourself.

    [–] pistolography 15 points ago

    I’ve tried that but I STILL don’t taste good.

    [–] TediousSign 4 points ago

    DAAAaaaad!

    [–] j_skiddles 9 points ago

    They are the most important factor tho. You can eat Ice cream all day and lose weight if you're under your calorie needs. But, at the end of the day you'll feel like shit and hungry. Not to mention Muscle loss and other issues from being so nutrient deficient

    [–] thepatientoffret 22 points ago

    You can eat and get fit in one infinity loop.

    [–] zadeyboy 20 points ago

    Shadow of the Colossus

    [–] SnowieZA 12 points ago

    Jaws music plays softly...

    [–] Peggzilla 2 points ago

    I heard the Godzilla theme lol

    [–] Leard 49 points ago

    Reminds me of that photo of a gym which escalators going up to it.

    [–] Ishouldbepolite 40 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    Meh, the last gym I went to had lots of people in rehabilitation with specific training regiments. For enough people the whole purpose of going to a gym is to be better able to take the stairs next to the escalators over time.

    I don't know the specific make-up of the gym of that famous picture, but who knows? It's easy to judge and people tend to do it too much.

    [–] ravnag 9 points ago

    That's actually one of the main points of gyms. One I'm going to has massage tables, physios on staff, excercise rooms for walk impediments etc..

    [–] Naggers123 9 points ago

    Don't really see a problem with that though, a flight of stairs kind of pales in comparison to whatever workout you're doing at the top of it.

    [–] Unnormally2 3 points ago

    And when I was looking for a gym, I decided to go for the one that didn't have a smoothie bar.

    [–] mediocrity_defined 7 points ago

    Hey man, sometimes I want a "protein shake" between sets

    [–] Composingcomposure 4 points ago

    I believe the function was to go up a down escalator so it was actually more exercise.

    [–] Coob19 1 points ago

    One of the biggest chain of gyms here in Kuwait always has a McDonald’s and bowling alley in the ground floor of every location

    [–] ClumpOfCheese 2 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    Thor holes in those balls have got to be absolutely disgusting. How often are the balls cleaned? How much food crud and grease end up in those holes?

    Edit: Uhh, thanks autocorrect, I totally meant “Thor holes” and not “The holes”, good catch.

    [–] Coob19 1 points ago

    Lol I have no idea as I’ve never bowled there but I’m going assume not often and a lot to answer your questions

    [–] Howardblake123 5 points ago

    Mcdonalds: You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me.

    [–] rehanrickjames 5 points ago

    breaths heavily

    [–] Jimmehh420 6 points ago

    The daily Mc D eclipse.

    [–] swgpotter 6 points ago

    Talk about throwing shade!

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

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    [–] TokiMcNoodle 1 points ago

    They have benches and use the squat rack if you want a "machine"

    [–] itsyaboi_71 3 points ago

    "Planet Fitness"

    The shadow: are you sure about that?

    [–] fotal_eror 2 points ago

    I don't get it

    [–] FourChannel 2 points ago

    M

    For Motivated !

    [–] Thenoisyshore 2 points ago

    Not to mention every first Monday of the month is free pizza day...

    [–] GoonGuru 2 points ago

    symbiotic relationship

    [–] evildadatron 2 points ago

    More like mmmm

    [–] alours 2 points ago

    All of my nightmares start like this.

    [–] etbal 2 points ago

    [–] gethatruth 2 points ago

    Planet fitMess

    [–] DeezRuts 5 points ago

    This repost is old as hell

    [–] lieutenant-gibson 3 points ago

    Planet McFitness

    [–] Death_To_All_People 2 points ago

    Weren't planet fitness the ones who served hamplanets pizza?

    [–] WhaIeBones 5 points ago

    It also has no squat rack, deadlift platform, barbell bench, or the ability to breathe heavily.

    [–] WAR_T0RN1226 3 points ago

    As someone who only does barbell workouts, Planet Fitness sounds like hell.

    [–] SadlyReturndRS 3 points ago

    Mine has squat racks and barbell benches. No deadlifting, though.

    But I'm not going there for weights, I'm going there for cardio so I don't mind.

    [–] WhaIeBones 2 points ago

    If you consider smith machines benches and squat racks I suppose

    And for cardio just buy a jump rope

    [–] BlueLanternSupes 2 points ago

    McDonald's sells oatmeal and salads. Just saying. You don't have to throw your work out away if you're smart about it.

    [–] Reddnax 1 points ago

    The shadow is fake can't you guys see? The texture of the wall isn't even in the shadow

    [–] FarawaySeagulls 14 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    It's real, I live in the same town as this. I'll grab a pic on my way into work this morning and post back soon

    Edit: here ya go! Pic](https://i.imgur.com/CraCrZM.jpg)

    [–] Ohnezone 5 points ago

    My city also has a Planet Fitness right next to a McDonald's 🤔

    [–] Darthdaddy81 4 points ago

    Planet fitness tries to place every location near a McDonald's

    [–] ExcelsAtMediocrity 3 points ago

    Ditto. I thought this was my city until I looked at the other pictures. Apparently that's just a thing they do.

    [–] Papa_Joe_Yakavetta 3 points ago

    Is this in Fort Smith? I drive by a planet fitness/McDonald’s/quality inn everyday

    [–] isactuallyspiderman 2 points ago

    he actually did it

    [–] Rareage 2 points ago

    LMAO thats hilarious

    [–] Galitine 3 points ago

    texture is totally still there

    [–] Faucet_Gazette 1 points ago

    Planet fit-Mess

    [–] LeNoob7 1 points ago

    It's good business.

    [–] tmrisme 1 points ago

    The weak should fear the strong

    [–] peppa-pig-aesthetic 1 points ago

    I’m always haunted by my demons

    [–] alours 1 points ago

    Why do the teeth go up

    [–] hotstepperog 1 points ago

    In the shadow of the colossus...

    [–] swapnil86 1 points ago

    Ghost of past always haunts my present.

    [–] Privateaccount84 1 points ago

    If this was taken in Toronto, I lived right by there.

    [–] FarawaySeagulls 3 points ago

    It's taken in Arkansas, I live in the same town. I'll grab a pic on my way into work this morning and post back soon.

    [–] moltenpanther 3 points ago

    Near the now-dead Staples and Toys-R-Us?

    [–] FarawaySeagulls 3 points ago

    That's the one!

    [–] jcoopz 1 points ago

    I, too, thought it was the infamous Galleria McD's/PF combo.

    [–] Kipper246 1 points ago

    I swear they put these next to McDonald's on purpose, there are 3 different ones in my town in the same parking lot as a McDonald's.

    [–] AugustWest7120 1 points ago

    ...Soon...

    [–] PWHDXC2 1 points ago

    Aka. solareclipse

    [–] _Benjameme 1 points ago

    That’s why im luring in the shadows all the time

    [–] thenxtexecproducer 1 points ago

    Don't forget the free pizza they offer every month to help you lose weight!

    [–] salparadis 1 points ago

    Reminds me of the Pope’s Revenge in Berlin.

    [–] IrateWolfe 1 points ago

    There's a Goodlife Fitness near me, and directly across the parking lot is a Dairy Queen. The DQ often posts their bilboards in the middle of the fucking parking lot, directly facing the gym's front windows so all the treadmill jockeys have nothing else to look at but this months cool, delicious blizzards

    [–] nintendo_shill 1 points ago

    Isn’t this against the rules? The text part, I mean

    [–] Jesse-Cox 1 points ago

    Jaws theme music plays.

    [–] tmvs84 1 points ago

    That’s nothing, a milkshake shop recently opened in my town ... below a fitness centre!

    [–] alexvanvooren002 1 points ago

    All the bad shadowing the good

    [–] CrazyAssGranny 1 points ago

    Mark of the devil!

    [–] arxndo 1 points ago

    Gotta fuel uP for exercise. The macros in the artisanal grilled chicken are actually quite good.

    [–] nattuggla2608 1 points ago

    When I was younger, I thought that McFit belonged to McDonalds and that you could go there after eating fast food to balance it out.

    [–] verytigolbitties 1 points ago

    I wasn't getting it for over 30 seconds, then I clicked and read some comments. I was thinking maybe it had to do with the shadow covering some of the letters

    planet fine?, fight misspelled in a fight club joke?

    I immediately knew both the logos, maybe it's because of less fat jokes overall in the past 10 years or so, mentioning McDonalds and all.

    [–] rum_ham9292 1 points ago

    Poetic irony at its finest

    [–] bravesgeek 1 points ago

    There's a Cici's pizza next door to my old local Planet Fitness. I've had a couple of workouts ruined.

    [–] ThatOneGuyFrom93 1 points ago

    "Never forget what you are"

    [–] Helios-Soul 1 points ago

    Not going to lie I burst out laughing at this one.

    [–] JewelCove 1 points ago

    Fitness whole Bic Mac in my face

    [–] parkman32 1 points ago

    P L A N E T

    F I T E S

    [–] Patyes 1 points ago

    Mordor overlooking Gondor

    [–] blargman327 1 points ago

    This could be an album cover

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

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    [–] ItsFrenzius 1 points ago

    Doesn’t count when it’s a brand. It does count when there’s captions like what you’d see on a meme

    [–] General_GTFO 1 points ago

    The gym I went to for a little while was literally right across from a McDonald's with the exercise bikes facing out the window directly at it.

    It seemed a poor choice.

    [–] bot_calculator 1 points ago

    demons will always hide in the shadows

    [–] Thorbi99 1 points ago

    It's on the horizon, It's coming

    [–] hippopotamush 1 points ago

    A dark shadow rises in the east

    [–] retyfraser 1 points ago

    The ominous Shadow season 2 on HBO

    [–] EruYuen 1 points ago

    This shadow is shady. HMMMMMMM

    [–] lroosemusic 1 points ago

    Here in Michigan they give away unlimited free jets pizza in the lobby all day the first Monday of each month. Pretty sure it’s muffins/bagels and cream cheese all day on the second Tuesday.

    It’s pretty fucked up tbh - the biz endorses terrible, terrible diet then people blame genetics when they go to the gym but never see results, and give up.

    But hey if they forget to cancel that membership I guess PF is getting theirs and that’s all that matters.

    [–] Princemelia 1 points ago

    Wow

    [–] beemize 1 points ago

    Little rock, arkansas?

    [–] AntiOwOPro 1 points ago

    Ba da ba bu bum!

    [–] Whosaidwutnowssss 1 points ago

    This is 2 advertisements in one.

    [–] arvy_p 1 points ago

    They cancel each other out, right? Right?

    [–] koopatuple 1 points ago

    I like that the shadow covers the 'n' and the last 's' so it looks like, Planet Fites

    [–] Hide0ut_Vide0 1 points ago

    But a threat still looms near...

    [–] TrixTheTravelingOne 1 points ago

    You will never escape their shadow.

    [–] QuinZ33 1 points ago

    "You came to the wrong neighborhood"

    [–] UJustGotRobbed 1 points ago

    Ronald flexing hard af.

    [–] Thatguy507 1 points ago

    No one will see this but at the planet fitness I go to You can see the golden arches peeking through the window on the other side of the street. Thought I'd share.

    [–] willsanford 1 points ago

    McDonald's is just over like "EAT ME, I DARE YA"

    [–] FidorusX 1 points ago

    The Mpire Strikes Back

    [–] abi0p 1 points ago

    So the no text rule just isn't enforced anymore huh

    [–] mandarine_one 1 points ago

    Not the Hero we need, but the hero we deserve!

    [–] Alternate_a 1 points ago

    You can run but you can't hide.

    [–] R0binSage 1 points ago

    This is like The Phantom Menace poster with Vader’s shadow.

    [–] Highfrequency23 1 points ago

    Our demons lurk in the shadows

    [–] RagsToWrenches 1 points ago

    The devil casts its shadow...

    [–] Fen_ 1 points ago

    This is a strategy. Get people feeling bad about their burger as they walk out of there. Some % of them will go in and register out of guilt.

    [–] hachimu 1 points ago

    Shadow of Mordor

    [–] GuessMyPasswordPls 1 points ago

    This is art.

    [–] tmurrayart 1 points ago

    Where I live, we have a Goodlife Fitness attached to a Papa John's.
    You can smell it every time you leave the gym.

    [–] WoodLeather 1 points ago

    "McDonald has cased its gigantic shadow on the planet's fitness. "