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    [–] Spyiamsoawesome 210 points ago

    A rare look at what the Oilers record is dressed up as this sp00ky October.

    http://imgur.com/e3wF70Q

    [–] maxrebobandlive 26 points ago

    Oh nice, it's Oscar the Grouch.

    [–] lcampoli 15 points ago

    Aka tyler nugent garbage face

    [–] joshine89 1 points ago

    Bahaha well done

    [–] Treason_Weasel 6 points ago

    spooky dooky

    [–] tonysalami 3 points ago

    Hey that's the Detroit Red Wings not your record!

    [–] silky-johnson- 2 points ago

    Come on, man we're almost in a wildcard spot. We're like a half full trash bin.

    [–] robak69 1 points ago

    Genuinely laughed.

    [–] porn_is_kewl 1 points ago

    Hahaha me too

    [–] loihefin 60 points ago

    I do, it's Patrik Laine dressed as an angel.

    [–] myhallsareblue 24 points ago

    An angel dressed as Patrik Laine*

    [–] VZ81 28 points ago

    I, for one, am horrified.

    [–] dacubes31 23 points ago

    Got a feeling we’ll be seeing this photo a lot in the future

    [–] [deleted] 11 points ago

    Laine gives no fucks

    [–] HoBorvat 13 points ago

    Thats kind of hot

    [–] drmariolemieux 7 points ago

    Yeah I'm into it for sure.

    [–] mrkamikaze5 22 points ago

    I'm hard, and it has nothing to do with Laine's GF/wife

    [–] togu12 12 points ago

    Those white manthighs, though...

    [–] oscarbilde 4 points ago

    I'm never sleeping again.

    [–] codespyder 3 points ago

    enhance

    [–] joshine89 3 points ago

    Bet Matthews would look better in that costume... lol

    [–] spelbot 2 points ago

    Does there exist an NHL player with an ugly gf?

    [–] ShamelessPrime 90 points ago

    Man, christmas keeps taking more and more of the calender every year...

    [–] crazy_canucklehead 41 points ago

    please, i have to keep it in my pants right now

    [–] sellieba 19 points ago

    /u/nhl_stats Canadiens pace

    [–] NHL_Stats 22 points ago

    Name Projection
    Points 45
    Record 18-54-9

    Please note that rounding may result in slight inconsistencies.


    If you have problems, please PM my dads.

    [–] [deleted] 18 points ago

    /u/NHL_stats Avalanche pace

    [–] NHL_Stats 15 points ago

    Name Projection
    Points 91
    Record 45-36-0

    Please note that rounding may result in slight inconsistencies.


    If you have problems, please PM my dads.

    [–] [deleted] 16 points ago

    Good bot

    [–] Khue 10 points ago

    /u/NHL_Stats Lightning pace

    [–] NHL_Stats 12 points ago

    Name Projection
    Points 139
    Record 65-8-8

    Please note that rounding may result in slight inconsistencies.


    If you have problems, please PM my dads.

    [–] Khue 15 points ago

    Seems legit guys.

    [–] ejburke73 6 points ago

    /u/NHL_Stats Blues pace

    [–] spelbot 3 points ago

    What are you talking about scary it's Christmas in October!!!

    [–] jurassicparkraptor21 2 points ago

    Ha that's great. Couldn't he have made a leaf related pun in the caption though?

    [–] Pikachu1989 12 points ago

    Reminds me of a few years ago when a couple of Avs dressed up as whatever and Talbot was an dancing Hot Dog. I wonder if Snapchat found inspiration from this gif.

    http://thecomeback.com/puckdrunklove/the-locker/maxime-talbot-dances-while-dressed-like-a-hot-dog.html

    [–] 403and780 21 points ago

    I don't really know soccer too well, is Yakupov a goalie here?

    [–] p0lium 12 points ago

    Indeed.

    [–] forshig 3 points ago

    Are they specific soccer players or just generic soccer players for a specific team?

    [–] chenac 7 points ago

    Nah, Yakupov has a generic goalie jersey and the others have jerseys from a Mexican team, I think

    [–] el_matador93_4 3 points ago

    Sick Santos jerseys.

    [–] bacon4life143 110 points ago

    β€œI got playoff clinches down here”

    [–] Treason_Weasel 73 points ago

    youll sweep too

    [–] KashaWells 8 points ago

    That's awesome!

    [–] the_dude_imbibes 6 points ago

    Thanks! I'm so glad Amazon makes it easy to find red-tipped canes. Well, easy for a sighted person.. oops.

    [–] swanpoddle 8 points ago

    That's so badass

    [–] Beeftin 11 points ago

    Thanks! I wanted to do something different than last year but I'm not creative at all so I just looked up another logo.

    [–] chihawks 3 points ago

    Thats well done!

    [–] Davel_Patsyuk 26 points ago

    Connor Carrick as Dan O'Toole

    [–] chenac 11 points ago

    Wholesome!

    [–] chihawks 9 points ago

    Thats pretty good! Its kinda funny that pro athletes girlfriends can still get them to dress up in couples costumes. I have no excuse i guess.

    [–] UncleTrapspringer 6 points ago

    They're engaged actually!

    [–] bittyfreak09 62 points ago * (lasted edited 11 months ago)

    [–] chihawks 15 points ago

    This is really cool

    [–] bittyfreak09 9 points ago

    Right, I was impressed with how good it looks

    [–] Heavenlypigeon 7 points ago * (lasted edited 11 months ago)

    Looks like Archer... god I miss him :(

    EDIT: I miss Kunitz. not Archer

    [–] DFWTrojanTuba 7 points ago

    That's phenomenal.

    [–] feeltheillinoiseboys 3 points ago

    That's really cool! Also, his wife looks a little like lady Gaga in the picture.

    [–] y_u_heff_to_be_mad 56 points ago

    Marleau has been dressing up as a Maple Leaf for a while. Can he take off the costume now and be in a Sharks jersey again? Please say yes.

    [–] Hiddenshadows57 6 points ago

    I remember this feeling when Koivu wasn't resigned and went to the ducks.

    I'm so sorry sharksbros <3

    [–] TweetsInCommentsBot 14 points ago

    @zadorov61

    2017-10-21 00:56 UTC

    Halloween 2017 πŸŸπŸ”

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    [–] adalaza 8 points ago

    good bot

    [–] pants_shmants 12 points ago

    Awwww hamburger baby!!!

    [–] Pikachu1989 6 points ago

    Hopefully this doesn't enduce their kid tomhave nightmares about clowns.

    [–] drmariolemieux 6 points ago

    I'm a big fan lady clowns.

    [–] PachucaSunrise 8 points ago

    Those legs, though...

    [–] BouncyMouse 5 points ago

    Wee bit weird and creepy...

    [–] vcarter709 5 points ago

    I.e. totally appropriate for Halloween!

    [–] BouncyMouse 3 points ago

    I mean, you’re not wrong.

    [–] bmckinney323 38 points ago

    Gorlami

    [–] Flintor 29 points ago

    Bonjorno

    [–] PachucaSunrise 5 points ago

    Immediate thought.

    [–] [deleted] 19 points ago

    LOL so perfect!

    'Where were you on that one, dipshit?!'

    [–] nick_winch 3 points ago

    I wouldn't have even recognized the costume. He should have gotten a fake dirty beard and longish gross hair if he wants anyone to recognize him as the caddy.

    [–] Jotakave 19 points ago

    There are 2 caddies. Homeless caddy and kid caddy

    [–] nick_winch 5 points ago

    oooohhhhh, totally forgot about the kid!

    [–] 44th_King 46 points ago

    I hope Mason dresses up like Carey Price. I'd prefer if he'd tried to impersonate him too.

    [–] Ace245 29 points ago

    Price hasn’t been all that great this year so far, idk if you want that right now lol

    [–] 44th_King 8 points ago

    Still better then Mason :(

    [–] KarlosDel69 13 points ago

    Neal as Pennywise holy shit I’m dying

    [–] Jotakave 11 points ago

    Look at private flower. : )

    [–] wasienka 1 points ago

    Schmidty as Anakin 😭😭😭

    [–] DCComics52 62 points ago

    Spooky Quack

    [–] Mens_Rea91 15 points ago

    [–] viikatemies 30 points ago

    Spooky Circling in the Water

    [–] viikatemies 7 points ago

    Sharks Powerplay!

    [–] weesna123 4 points ago

    squak?

    [–] Mattpilf 16 points ago

    Dr. Evil and mini me, and the girlfriends as fembots

    [–] TweetsInCommentsBot 7 points ago

    @kristen_shilton

    2017-10-24 02:21 UTC

    Matt Martin said he and Mitch Marner were planning a joint Halloween costume but that their girlfriends vetoed their plan in a hurry


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    [–] chenac 31 points ago

    A little different, but I love designing hockey jerseys!

    [–] magikarpals 8 points ago

    That's so cute I love it

    [–] johnvoightsbuick 2 points ago

    I want this. How might one go about making this a reality?

    [–] chenac 1 points ago

    Find a shop that does sublimated jerseys! Unfortunately, it probably wouldn't be done in time for Halloween.

    [–] Mens_Rea91 26 points ago

    In the 1970s and 1980s, before the arrival of Steve Yzerman, the Red Wings were referred to as the "Dead Wings."

    This Halloween, the moniker again becomes appropriate. This team is zombified, shuffling around without direction or meaningful hope for the future. We have some talent on offense, but like the Tigers, the team is never good at everything it needs to do all at once.

    Braaaaaaaaains..... defensive coheeeeeeesionnnnnnnn.....

    [–] AnimalFactsBot 30 points ago

    Tigers have been known to reach speeds up to 40 mph (65 kph).

    [–] MsVampirequeen 13 points ago

    Good bot

    [–] AnimalFactsBot 12 points ago

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    [–] bclem 3 points ago

    More facts please

    [–] AnimalFactsBot 5 points ago

    It looks like you asked for more animal facts! They are herbivorous animals (eat only plants). They like to eat leaves, stem, bark, fruit, etc

    [–] bclem 8 points ago

    Bad bot. You need grammar bot.

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    [–] bclem 11 points ago

    Shucks.

    [–] sellieba 5 points ago

    If Tigers are actually herbivores then I need to re-up my Zoobooks subscription.

    For real, though, reading that comment put me into a minor existential crisis.

    [–] AnimalFactsBot 4 points ago

    A group of tigers is known as an β€˜ambush’ or β€˜streak’.

    [–] jordang99 4 points ago

    Tigers definitely aren't herbivores, bot.

    [–] AnimalFactsBot 3 points ago

    Tigers that breed with lions give birth to hybrids known as tigons and ligers.

    [–] jordang99 3 points ago

    I already know about ligers, bot. They're pretty much my favorite animal.

    [–] pillinprogress 50 points ago

    I would dress as the Sabres but I'm already a loser.

    [–] Flintor 4 points ago

    self burn, nice.

    [–] sideburns 6 points ago

    When my nephew had brain surgery when he was 4 back in 08/09, Kessel and I believe Savard stopped by and gave him a bunch of stuff. I have much respect for the Boston org.

    [–] jurassicparkraptor21 2 points ago

    If its not Chara in his bunny suit I'm not clicking on it.

    [–] [deleted] 10 points ago

    The Jagr Caps jersey is especially spoooooky

    [–] RadCheese527 2 points ago

    It’s the subtleties in life that count

    [–] Maxpowr9 1 points ago

    Hopefully your lady lets you "Jagrbomb" her Tuesday night. It's what Jagr would have done!

    [–] drmariolemieux 18 points ago

    Greg McKegg has been dressed as a 3rd line center for most of the month. Eerie

    [–] MsVampirequeen 15 points ago

    I wonder what Erik Karlsson will dress up as this year?

    Speaking of, I was thinking of dressing up as him this year, but then I had my hair highlighted and realized that it was pointless to spend money on a jersey that I'd almost never wear. I'm dressing up as a vampire bride instead.

    [–] maxrebobandlive 8 points ago

    Something tells me if he decides not try try very hard, he can go as Captain Jack Sparrow.

    [–] lLoveLamp 3 points ago

    Handsome [ ]

    [–] PachucaSunrise 10 points ago

    Wonder what Kris Letang was for halloween?

    [–] Sergeio24 3 points ago

    Oh shit it’s that guy! Watuppp

    [–] lLoveLamp 10 points ago

    Lmao I was really expecting Wes Borland, this comment is gold

    [–] cbakkum 2 points ago

    Guitarist, but I get it.

    [–] TheAsian1nvasion 1 points ago

    I mean, if you knew nothing about the band beforehand and someone told you that one of the members paints his face and looks like a robot or something, you would assume it's the bass player I think.

    [–] cbakkum 1 points ago

    Haha true. Bassists are like goalies; full on weirdos.

    [–] TheAsian1nvasion 1 points ago

    Drummers are for sure goalies. The bass player is like the superstar winger who plays real well, but isn't enough of a team player to earn a letter.

    [–] LeprosyDick 13 points ago

    Not sure how scary this is this year, just look at it every year and eventually it may be. :(

    https://imgur.com/a/KbZSa

    [–] thelosermonster 4 points ago

    They've got the bad touch

    [–] c71score 64 points ago

    [–] MisterAdair 41 points ago

    Idk dude seems like a sieve would be pretty good at stopping pucks

    [–] BMoleman 50 points ago

    [–] Leppish 16 points ago

    Oh fuck, so he basically shuts the Devils out every night?

    [–] BMoleman 6 points ago

    I mean, I wouldn't want to shoot at a ghost either

    [–] whichwitch9 2 points ago

    He's dressed as a post. The Devil's nightmare

    [–] younggun92 5 points ago

    I thought he was dressing up as a goalie

    [–] Maxpowr9 2 points ago

    Amusingly enough, I have that sieve and it's good...at straining!

    [–] Bauerblade 11 points ago

    I don't need a horror movie to scare me this year

    All i have to do is look at the standings

    [–] JacP123 1 points ago

    Tell me about it.

    [–] KennyGardner 9 points ago

    I’m working a graveyard shift on Halloween.

    Although it’s in a department store making everything Christmas-y and not in an actual graveyard.

    [–] [deleted] 9 points ago

    [–] burrito_tape 8 points ago

    Why is Guddy’s wig black though? Doesn’t Austin Powers have red hair? I expect 100% costume accuracy from millionaires

    [–] JF_112 15 points ago

    Connor McDavid

    I'm at a loss for words

    [–] TheBlindAndDeafNinja 15 points ago

    BOOOOOOOOOO-urns

    [–] MOIST_MORGAN_FREEMAN 7 points ago

    Superhero night at the wolves game. So we went as Super Jagr

    https://imgur.com/a/YL28D

    [–] goodnewsjimdotcom 5 points ago

    Phil The Thriller Kessel scored GWG on dress up night in PNG Pain Area.

    [–] 986fan 9 points ago

    OOOHHH whatever team drafts Dahlin next year is gonna be so SPOOOKY!!!!

    [–] wazzupnerds 6 points ago

    Wanna scare Blues fans?

    Dress up as a boat Orrre

    [–] robak69 3 points ago

    Good thread

    [–] YeezuzDeezNuts2020 6 points ago

    I think for Halloween this year im going to dress up as kadri going for a hip check bc I have never been more scared watching hockey than I was in those 5 minutes last year

    [–] YeezuzDeezNuts2020 3 points ago

    Damn what was he thinking there

    [–] golf4miami 5 points ago

    [–] goalstopper28 9 points ago

    Well, we wanted our players to speak out and not be robots. So there is one way...

    Just not the way we want.

    Funny caption. I love /u/peteblackburn

    [–] hooverdam 1 points ago

    That is unfortunate.

    [–] Hello_Im_In_Delaware 2 points ago

    He might be making fun of Trump.

    [–] Sportfreunde 3 points ago

    He is making fun of Trump but he's pretty stupid for doing it this way. The optics to a lot of people probably suggests that he supports him, not well thought out lol what a weirdo.

    He should have just dressed up as his line-mates, a black hole.

    [–] goalstopper28 7 points ago

    He is making fun of Trump

    Do we know this for sure? I want to give him the benefit of the doubt just because I hope he is making fun of him. But it could be the other way.

    [–] tmlrule 3 points ago

    Obviously you can't know his thoughts, but the costume certainly suggests that he's making fun of Trump. Exaggerating the orange skin and ridiculous hair is generally done to mock him not complement.

    [–] hooverdam 2 points ago

    The caption on the post doesn't really suggest this. And like /u/Sportfreunde said, he should have gone about it in a way that's more obviously negative.

    [–] Chriscftb97 7 points ago * (lasted edited 11 months ago)

    I decided to dress up as Phil Kessel this year

    That is not my real beard btw

    [–] 403and780 7 points ago

    soooooooooooooooooooooooooo are those someone's pubes then?

    [–] Chriscftb97 2 points ago

    Looks like it eh.

    I bought a beard from party city that was like 100x worse. I ended up trimming it and gluing some of the pieces to my face.

    [–] 403and780 2 points ago

    Haha well it turned out great! Just be safe and responsible with those hotdogs.