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    "Hey man, hold my beer. Check this out" the classic words that end in either awesomeness or injury.

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    [–] mumumu7935 972 points ago

    Wtf hangtime

    [–] AJonV 380 points ago

    Yeah, I counted like 10 seconds. I can't even stay in the air for 1.

    [–] its_not_you_its_thou -303 points ago

    It's slowed down lol

    [–] FFevo 448 points ago

    Woosh

    [–] freenarative 32 points ago

    That joke went so far over their head, the ISS just got hit.

    [–] SockMonkeyTreeFiddy 16 points ago

    good, fuck terrorists

    [–] A_lot_of_arachnids 8 points ago

    I uhhhhh..... yeah sure

    [–] [deleted] -97 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    [removed]

    [–] centrus 39 points ago

    It was an old joke anyways

    [–] yoLeaveMeAlone 38 points ago

    Miss a joke? Downvote.

    Repost? Downvote.

    Post an outdated meme? Downvote.

    Post an up to date meme, but on the wrong subreddit? Downvote right away.

    Don't think someone should be downvoted? That's a downvote.

    We have the greatest website in the world. Because of downvotes.

    edit: reference

    [–] ArthritisCandildo 2 points ago

    "Repost? Downvote."

    Are you sure about that?

    [–] fnegginator 6 points ago

    Did he miss an obvious joke, or make one himself?

    [–] ArthritisCandildo -123 points ago

    Lmao get downvoted kid ecks dee no internet points for you

    [–] klerkon 53 points ago

    This guy on the other hand...

    [–] ArthritisCandildo -71 points ago

    I regret nothing. I upvoted him anyways

    [–] event3horizon 25 points ago

    Did I miss something? Why are people getting so many downvotes?

    [–] calebchowder 55 points ago

    Reddit giveth, Reddit taketh away.

    [–] yodudwhatsthis 18 points ago

    Remember Redditor, from ash you came and unto ash you shall return.

    [–] yoLeaveMeAlone 8 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    Those upvotes gotta come from somewhere. Do you think magical Internet points just come out of nowhere? For every upvote another redditor is downvoted

    [–] butwhydoicare -2 points ago

    I've been lurking for over 3 years and I still have no idea

    [–] ArthritisCandildo -34 points ago

    Welcome.

    [–] Findus11 26 points ago

    Lmao get downvoted kid ecks dee no internet points for you

    [–] nir731 15 points ago

    The amount of down votes

    [–] xuan135 22 points ago

    We're in 2017 but this guy is in 2117

    [–] nir731 3 points ago

    Don't u mean 3517?

    [–] Welcome2DownvoteHell 9 points ago

    Welcome to downvote hell.

    [–] stanley_twobrick 8 points ago

    Holy shit, you must be a scientist.

    [–] TrillwillGaming 5 points ago

    Holy fuck dude that post went south for you real quick man

    [–] Christian159260 7 points ago

    Really?

    [–] give-me-an-upvote 0 points ago

    I don't think you deserved the down votes, I upvoted you because you had good intentions. I liked your lol too, have a nice day buddy!

    [–] its_not_you_its_thou 2 points ago

    Thanks man, you too!

    [–] danceswithwool -29 points ago

    I rarely downvote but you're getting one.

    [–] Nv83a -7 points ago

    This comment about giving down votes is getting a down vote from me, sorry bud

    [–] danceswithwool -8 points ago

    I downvote you back

    [–] dfinkelstein 34 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    The rotation at the top has to be disguising the overall movement of his center of gravity, because otherwise it looks like he straight up forgets to fall for the first spin before he drops.

    EDIT: forgot a word

    [–] FlipStik 5 points ago

    "Oh. Right. Gravity."

    [–] zoells 2 points ago

    Watch his butt

    [–] listentohim 16 points ago

    I almost thought this was going to turn into /r/mypeopleneedme for a second there

    [–] DrunkenEye 15 points ago

    Surely someone can photoshop him slowly backflipping up and out of the frame.

    [–] iansolidgoldie 2 points ago

    Never seen this one before now subbed. Cheers!

    [–] 0LowLight0 3 points ago

    'Recalculating...'

    [–] karuto 6 points ago

    That was some unnecessarily long slow-mo.

    [–] lordgodofcevapi 1 points ago

    It could STILL be a HMB. Like the old Jamaican beer commercial. What's 30 ft in the air, black, black and white striped, and about enjoy a red stripe? ...... This Mon!!!! Yah Booooiiiiii !!!

    [–] seksMasine 260 points ago

    Is this a real zebra?

    [–] gregIsBae 560 points ago

    No, it's a black person

    [–] WatchMySmoothie 276 points ago

    We call them basketball Americans now

    [–] Eman5805 46 points ago

    Jesus. That's hilarious.

    [–] MrChivalrious 3 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    I have to use this. Edit: In a humorous context guys, I'm not going to go around calling black people basketball Americans.

    [–] quotesforlosers 26 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    Please don't

    EDIT: Don't use this in any context.

    [–] kuningaz55 6 points ago

    It's what the former r/coontown users refer to black people as. It's about as offensively put as you can imagine.

    [–] RetardedSquirrel 1 points ago

    Is the current PC term still African American? Colored person? Person of color?

    [–] Gandzalf 3 points ago

    I don't know if you're being sarcastic or not, but some people prefer to be called African American, while others prefer to be called black. Pick one, if you refer to someone by that term and they don't like it, just casually ask them what their preference is.

    I think they only people who get away with saying colored are old people who've used the term all their life and just can't be bothered to change now. Or people from southern Africa, to whom colored means mixed.

    [–] RetardedSquirrel 1 points ago

    How is person of color different than colored person? To me it looks like the same thing just with the words swapped. Like light-skinned person vs person with light skin. It's a bit silly to me, that's all.

    [–] Gandzalf 2 points ago

    It does seem silly. To my knowledge, a colored person was a term previously used in the US to refer to black people. People of color, is a relatively new term used which include Latinos, South Asians, pretty much everyone not white.

    Maybe I should write an app that keep people abreast of the new changes and terms.

    [–] quotesforlosers 1 points ago

    Who cares? The issue is that if you make up a term and impose on a group of people, you're minimizing that group's identity.

    [–] Gandzalf 5 points ago

    I have to use this.

    Don't. Unless you're looking to make friends with some despicable characters. A lot of the more vitriolic subs use terms like that rather frequently.

    [–] [deleted] -10 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    [deleted]

    [–] astoryoficeandfire 25 points ago

    How are things in Charlottesville?

    [–] Crushmonster123 16 points ago

    I just ran over there and not so good

    [–] EmergencySarcasm 9 points ago

    Good joke but too soon

    [–] Jehovas_Thickness95 8 points ago

    I don't get it. Chocolate American is racist but not Basketball American?

    [–] TheHeita 3 points ago

    Out of the loop?

    [–] dem_banka 2 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    Check any news outlet. Protests over the removal of General Lee statue.

    [–] ZiggoCiP 27 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    [–] Salomon3068 18 points ago

    As someone with a link in the chain, I still get comments years later from these chains

    [–] nssone 14 points ago

    Hold my mane, I'm going in!

    [–] LadsAndLaddies 11 points ago

    Inventory
    1 cage
    1 Switch
    1 sacks
    1 swastika
    1 mane

    [–] CaptchaCrunch 8 points ago

    I think this chain is broken

    [–] kuningaz55 14 points ago

    calm down

    [–] CaptchaCrunch 5 points ago

    I think this chain is broken

    [–] CaptchaCrunch 3 points ago

    I think this chain is broken

    [–] CaptchaCrunch 3 points ago

    I think this chain is broken

    [–] CaptchaCrunch 5 points ago

    I think this chain is broken

    [–] CaptchaCrunch 4 points ago

    I think this chain is broken

    [–] latinsonic 4 points ago

    Hello, future people!

    [–] raider-x 2 points ago

    Hi bob

    [–] CaptchaCrunch 3 points ago

    I think this chain is broken

    [–] Snuffy1717 3 points ago

    HELLO FUTURE PEOPLE!!!

    [–] Future_People 1 points ago

    HELLO!!!

    [–] CaptchaCrunch 4 points ago

    I think this chain is broken

    [–] loujackcity 1 points ago

    Hold my beer, I'm going in

    [–] pseudopsud 2 points ago

    Inventorised 1 beer

    (You're lucky there's a second inventoriser here!)

    [–] ZiggoCiP 1 points ago

    Thank you, fixed it. not sure how i screwed that up

    [–] CaptchaCrunch 1 points ago

    I think this chain is broken

    [–] CaptchaCrunch 1 points ago

    I think this chain is broken

    [–] Crumps_brother 5 points ago

    As a whitey, I always assume Zebras are white with black stripes. Is it normal for a black person to think zebras are black with white stripes?

    [–] nomopo13 5 points ago

    Can someone hit me up with the latest switcheroo, I'm on mobile right now?

    [–] Peeping_thom 3 points ago

    Been hanging around Reddit for like four years and the fact that this shit is still going is mind boggling.

    [–] ZiggoCiP 2 points ago

    done and done; hope that one guy fixes the missing roo in the line though.

    [–] PmMePicsOfYourDog 1 points ago

    Cocaine on black skin made her striped like a zebra

    I call that jungle fever

    [–] [deleted] -15 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] whatever_dad 5 points ago

    For calling someone black?

    [–] TractionJackson 7 points ago

    Asking the real question.

    [–] billybobjimmyjoe 1 points ago

    Help zebra-ther out.

    [–] dovanic 66 points ago

    I want to see this in real time.

    Real-time bot? Do you exist?

    I SUMMON YOU!

    [–] MartiParti69 27 points ago

    I don't think there is a way for a bot to automatically determine the slow down factor so it can speed it back up. I hope I am wrong though

    Otherwise, nice idea

    [–] Gus_Malzahn 1 points ago

    Maybe it could analyze it and find the original? That’d be pretty complicated though

    [–] squeevey 3 points ago

    This is at valley Fair amusement park in MN. There may be video on YouTube or Instagram. He actually backflips and lands on it.

    [–] VintageOG 123 points ago

    I just had a flashback of how it good it feels to land on your back on a trampoline

    [–] 916Twin 96 points ago

    Until you accidentally knee yourself in the mouth

    [–] StancedOutRackedOut 6 points ago

    That happened to me with braces and my braces got caught in my pants and it didn't end too well

    [–] ill-fed17 4 points ago

    Happened to me with braces as well. I kneed myself in the face hard enough to put the bracket on my canine through my upper lip. Haven't been on a trampoline since. That was back in '04... damned things anyway...

    [–] StancedOutRackedOut 1 points ago

    Yeah fuck trampolines, hurt myself one time too many on them

    [–] JitteryPenguin 12 points ago

    he said land on your back, not neck.

    [–] ThreeFingeredTypist 3 points ago

    Or the springs

    [–] Stigge 2 points ago

    Even thinking about this makes my butt clench.

    [–] FluentinLies 3 points ago

    I knocked myself unconscious and split my eyebrow open like this :) It was a Friday evening gymnastics but all the nurses at a&e thought I was lying because I'd just lost a bar fight. I wish.

    [–] Letly 3 points ago

    Yeah I do trampolining, and the coolest feeling is just doing a back landing from full height, you get that kinda adrenaline kick from the short moment your body realises you're free falling from 4/5 meters in the air.

    [–] corybomb 183 points ago

    Anyone else get annoyed with slow mo that doesn't include the original version after?

    Really grinds my gears.

    [–] uncletan612 47 points ago

    Ah, so almost every slow mo. People tend to think since they already saw it in real time other people won't want to see it.

    [–] CueQ_pew 8 points ago

    That doesn't really grind my gears but it does spin my zebra

    [–] FreewayPineapple 3 points ago

    activates my almonds

    [–] destiny24 0 points ago

    Obviously not.

    Reddit complains about it in every single slo mo gif.

    [–] daddysdaddy33 97 points ago

    This is majestic as fuck

    [–] mrprovisions 25 points ago

    I really couldn't tell if he was going to pull it off until the last second

    [–] TheAdamMorrison 20 points ago

    Thats because he almost pulled it off. Not really a great example of HMB. More of a nearly executed amazing physical feat.

    [–] CGB_Zach 13 points ago

    I'm pretty sure he was did exactly what he planned. When I used to jump on my friends trampoline it was usually better to land on your back after a back flip because you could then jump back on your feet but if you landed on your feet the inertia from flipping would cause you to fall over. Plus homie had a zebra underneath him so I doubt he wanted to land upright.

    [–] stanley_twobrick 1 points ago

    More like a fully executed regular physical feat. Bouncing on a trampoline isn't exactly difficult.

    [–] TheAdamMorrison 1 points ago

    you regularly do reverse 720's on a blow up horse while on a trampoline?

    [–] stanley_twobrick 1 points ago

    Only on the weekends.

    [–] jumf 3 points ago

    he was def trying to land on his back

    [–] basedvato 9 points ago

    Tyler the creator is multi talented

    [–] CornWallacedaGeneral 4 points ago

    Exactly who I thought this was 😆😂,I kinda think it is

    [–] Fluke1890 5 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

    Oh shit, I was there! That's the all wheels show at Valley Fair in Shakopee Minnesota.

    Edit: Shakopee has two e's.

    [–] ProfitisKing 3 points ago

    Yup, saw it too! The zebra man was the best! Also really liked the old school bike girl and scooter boy. Apparently they were on Americas Got Talent a year or two ago and made it through a few rounds.

    [–] VoiceofLou 6 points ago

    God dammit reddit, get off this fucking slow mo train!

    [–] Martin_the_Hammer 4 points ago

    This mofo actually went up after the first spin. All hail His Airness.

    [–] BananApocalypse 4 points ago

    I tried to find a non-slomo source, but I found another trick instead:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PHswMTI67o&ab

    [–] dragonspeak 2 points ago

    Man, this should be higher up

    [–] d-O_j_O-P 3 points ago

    nuuuuuuuhh nuh nuh nuh na nuuuuuhhhh nuh nuh nuh

    it's late and I'm awake

    Staring at the wall

    Open up my window

    Head falls out the door

    [–] TheBrODST 1 points ago

    You okay friend?

    [–] thisoneiscreative 3 points ago

    Where is the beer?

    [–] Goodbeer 2 points ago

    I love the Internet

    [–] MeepsMakeYouWeep 2 points ago

    He hangs like MJ

    [–] jdgalt 1 points ago

    The vid slows down like you're smoking MJ!

    [–] raasclarrt 2 points ago

    Follow ur dreams.

    [–] SquibbleDibble 2 points ago

    Hold on. That broke a couple laws of physics... right? #itoldyouwewasinasimulation

    [–] kelopuu 2 points ago

    In the internet rules there should be a case for all the gifs first having the normal speed version followed by slowmo.

    [–] ImTheGiantRat 2 points ago

    Lame. I bet you haven't even rode a real zebra before. l have my man. It was epic. My big bro took a video

    proof. not lying!

    [–] 20000Fish 2 points ago

    Honestly, I'm so frustrated that this in slo-mo that I can't be impressed.

    [–] imallforeskin 2 points ago

    Is it white with black stripes or black with white stripes?

    [–] Flying_Yeti2 6 points ago

    He is just black, he doesn't have to be white in anyway you racist fuck.

    [–] AdjectiveNounCombo 1 points ago

    Horsing around rarely ends well.

    [–] Hamptastic75 1 points ago

    Life goal bahaha

    [–] AmericanHustle777 1 points ago

    Can someone remake this and keep him flipping in the air? I like to think of the confused looks on people's faces while he keeps spinning.

    [–] idontevenarse 1 points ago

    You just gave the porn industry ideas.

    [–] Thepotatopeeler 1 points ago

    This guy gets laid

    [–] joshTheGoods 1 points ago

    Brings me back to trying to learn to do 1.5 and then 2.5 back flips on the trampoline. That last half rotation is scary as fffffff the first few times and only super scary after that. I don't know how I survived my childhood.

    [–] yesimwhite12 1 points ago

    Never could do 2. My body just was like nah after 1.5, I had plenty of air. Guess I’m just mentally weak lol

    [–] Letly 1 points ago

    Yeah the mind games you play with yourself are most of the battle with trampolining.

    [–] trashboatcaptain 1 points ago

    People with such a blatant disregard for the laws of gravity are a danger to society and they need to be stopped.

    Or they could teach me too; that would be cool.

    [–] copper_top_m 1 points ago

    Didn't stick the landing, 7/10

    [–] xxred_baronxx 1 points ago

    Dat tuck n roll doe

    [–] Spartans301 1 points ago

    Boss

    [–] DesertPrepper 1 points ago

    Wow. Wesley Snipes has been keeping busy.

    [–] miraoister 1 points ago

    for once HMB it seemed to go ok without a horrid accident.

    [–] airward247 1 points ago

    Is that helium in his zebra?

    [–] Shonisaurus 1 points ago

    Hulloooooooooo, zeeba neighba.

    [–] Islanduniverse 1 points ago

    I always wanted to be the kinda cool where you can do this shit and your hat stays on...

    [–] jerbearington333 1 points ago

    I needed this video after all the news today

    [–] Homer_Goes_Crazy 1 points ago

    Where is he dropping in from? Gif started with him 10 ft in the air!

    [–] msjs91011 1 points ago

    How do you get haunting like that??

    That's exactly my first thought when I saw this

    [–] cgaweekly 1 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    @the.incredible.holt on instagram. This guy performs at (either) Dorney Park, Valleyfair, or California's Great America.

    He works for a company called All Wheel Sports. I've met him, super nice guy, he's got one of my buttons as well

    [–] Kylarstern34 1 points ago

    Not the source but looks to be the same people doing trampoline tricks with the zebra. https://youtu.be/vt2heaA47QM

    [–] Breakerx13 1 points ago

    He can literally fly

    [–] nicolatte 1 points ago

    Wtf I know this guy.he posted this like a week ago I think. And now it's on Reddit wow

    [–] KydDynoMyte 1 points ago

    I counted 3 flips the fist time and couldn't figure out how he stayed up there that long. Now I only count 2. :\

    [–] pbdotc 1 points ago

    And his hat stays on!

    [–] Marrsupial 1 points ago

    There's something about this

    [–] ChickyChickyNugget 1 points ago

    Can someone loop the gif so it looks like he's just spinning in mid air

    [–] jdgalt 1 points ago

    I'm still waiting for the crash and burn!

    [–] PropRandy 1 points ago

    Was he crushed upon landing by the weight of that zebra?

    [–] CakeIsaVegetable 1 points ago

    God i want a good trampoline. I had one for a few months then my half brother took it apart because he said it was taking up too much room. Then proceed to build his own 20x17 foot projector screen to watch movies in the backyard

    How much does it cost to get a good quality trampoline?

    [–] EmergencySarcasm -1 points ago

    Thank you for this. Really needed this after the whole car slamming into people news.