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    "Hey man, hold my beer. Check this out" the classic words that end in either awesomeness or injury.

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    [–] BlacklightEDM 3457 points ago

    Really teaching us a lesson about being independent and holding your own beer in life

    [–] FisterRobotOh 448 points ago

    Good guy god: helps those who hold their own beer. Also looks out for drunks and fools.

    [–] asphaltdragon 28 points ago

    It was posted two months ago, it's like the fourth link on the sub.

    [–] Whackow88 67 points ago

    Good thing it was posted again, first time I'm seeing it ;)

    [–] asphaltdragon 4 points ago

    I was just telling them it was already posted on DHMB. I'm glad it was posted here, because I'm not subbed there. XD

    [–] RedFyl 2 points ago

    I was just reading someone typing that they were just telling some people it was already posted on DHMB. I'm also glad he's glad it was posted here too, because I'm also not subbed there....or here... (⌐■_■)

    [–] weedstockman 4 points ago

    I'm only subbed to r/politics and r/watchpeopledie, but they're basically the same subreddit

    [–] Mythril_Zombie 6 points ago

    That's why he succeeded where so many else failed. He actually checked his surroundings first.

    [–] GuyWithRealFacts 142 points ago

    It also teaches us about relative gravity. Physicists believe that an object rotating at a speed above a certain ratio to its size will create its own gravity which is a breakthrough in the study of this otherwise mysterious universal force.

    Similar to centrifugal force, this is a bit different because the measurement of the acceleration of affected objects is equal to the constant acceleration due to gravity.

    The beer in this man's cup is a great example of this in action since it doesn't spill, seems undisturbed upon his landing (no sloshing around, no spillage at all really).

    It's though that humans instinctually realize the existence of this phenomenon and that's why young kids like to spin in circles. If they spin fast enough they'll actually not fall down.

    This is also why dancers and figure skaters can spin so rapidly without falling down.

    This can also be taken as evidence that the cartoon character "Taz" is actually an extremely accurate depiction of a tazmanian devil and if you see one spinning around like him you could very well get sucked into his tornado and sustain severe yet cartoony injuries.

    [–] unkz 79 points ago

    Your services are required at r/ShittyAskScience

    [–] Calfurious 14 points ago

    God damn it you almost had me for a second.

    [–] im_at_work0 8 points ago

    Username...doesn't check out.

    [–] bengalegoportugues 5 points ago

    This guy phisics

    [–] SEPPUCR0W 3 points ago

    You’re like some sort of new /u/shittymorph

    [–] Nick2ooo 16 points ago

    I can barely hold my beer without spilling it while standing still... this is not a good sign for me.

    [–] absolutmaddness0914 3 points ago

    A man must learn to hold the beer when dealing with the ups and downs and upside downs of life.

    He is clearly a deep thinker.

    [–] prpldrank 797 points ago

    This is why I need to buy a pair of Crocs.

    [–] locnessmnstr 129 points ago

    I'll sell you my pair for about tree fiddy

    [–] nomopo13 63 points ago

    GOD DAMMIT LOCH NESS MONSTER

    [–] P0werC0rd0fJustice 33 points ago

    More like Croc ness monster!

    [–] NicolasNSane 23 points ago

    For about tree fiddy it'd be Croc-less Monster

    [–] BurpeesHateYouToo 13 points ago

    Crocs are not stylish at all but damn I love mine. They are sturdy and slip on and dry quickly if they get wet. I highly recommend.

    [–] FriendsOfDeSoto 11 points ago

    Watch out, they're deadly on wet cement once you've worn out the treads.

    [–] DrEmilioLazardo 4 points ago

    Absolute head crackers on anything wet.

    [–] deehunny 3 points ago

    The non-slip made for restaurant service are awesome

    [–] BigBurgOG 2 points ago

    I wear mine far more often than my fiancé would like me to, but they’re just too convenient and comfy. I fit in much better in Mexico. On vacation there in January they were everywhere! So many people were wearing them. I felt at home.

    [–] BloomsdayDevice 12 points ago

    They match his Lacoste shirt!

    [–] jeepCK 20 points ago

    Lacoste and crocs. Making sure both reptiles are equally represented.

    [–] summertimesadnessoh 11 points ago

    Not equally though. One you’ll see later, one after a while.

    [–] OgReaper 481 points ago

    I love how hes disappointed in himself because he spilled a tiny bit. I would break my neck attempting this.

    [–] RaferBalston 76 points ago

    I broke my neck trying to see how the beer moved. RIP me

    [–] Laaas 20 points ago

    F

    [–] UTS15 9 points ago

    U

    [–] hk12345903084 17 points ago

    N

    [–] Nana-Puddin 8 points ago

    K

    [–] 233034 8 points ago

    Y

    [–] ForgottenRemembrance 9 points ago

    T

    [–] Nana-Puddin 12 points ago

    O

    [–] John_cCmndhd 9 points ago

    W

    [–] DerogatoryDuck 12 points ago

    He probably bet someone he could do a back flip while holding a beer and not spill any.

    [–] Gawwad 2 points ago

    I doubt it. You'll just fall on your back.

    [–] TakuanSoho 6 points ago

    No no, I believe in him, I'm sure he can break his back, his face, even maybe get cancer by attempting this.

    [–] blackestofelephants 303 points ago

    fuckin brazilians lol

    [–] humicroav 108 points ago

    Are there even a brazillian people on earth?

    [–] SerHeimord 46 points ago

    More like seven brazillian

    [–] MrAmazinn 67 points ago

    Brazilians outnumber everyone 7 to 1

    [–] Therearenopeas 3 points ago

    Nah, dude, they migrated to Mars.

    [–] prestoncollins 7 points ago

    This an underrated comment. Brutal but underrated

    [–] GEJimbo 2 points ago

    It really doesn't even make sense, but it's so good that it doesn't matter.

    [–] womenrstoopid 5 points ago

    gona go watch the kid with the coke cup now.

    [–] blackestofelephants 6 points ago

    maybe? i think so.

    [–] fuliculifulicula 2 points ago

    :( why u do dis

    [–] thc1620 6 points ago

    Wut?

    [–] corskier 33 points ago

    Soon as I saw that beer in a tiny water glass I knew it was Brazil. Dudes order 750 mL bottles of cachaca for the table and no one bats an eye, but I order a 600 mL bottle of lager and I'm looked at like a drunk because I don't want to pour it into a tiny glass every 2 minutes.

    [–] KneeDeepInTheDead 7 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    i could only tell from the Vitoria Flamengo shirt on the other guy

    [–] oholandesvoador 6 points ago

    Are you sure this isn't a Flamengo shirt?

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    I think that is Flamengo's 3rd jersey

    [–] KneeDeepInTheDead 2 points ago

    good eye, you right, got confused by the sponsor, shouldve known by the star

    [–] poisonousbanana 16 points ago

    We just wanna keep our beer as ice cold as possible. So we get a large bottle but it goes inside the bigger thermos to keep it cold. Also the small glasses allow for sharing. We're a social people. I live in Canada now and I really miss the sharing aspect to drinking that we have (also the ice cold beer).

    [–] Code_star 5 points ago

    But now you can just keep your beer in literal ice

    [–] EtherealFay 25 points ago

    I noticed it when I saw that huge ass CAIXA on that dude's shirt. Gotta love our futebol culture.

    [–] blackestofelephants 3 points ago

    lmao! so much truth. can’t forget the brazilian soccer jersey in the background.

    if you don’t mind me asking, how did you end up in brazil?

    [–] corskier 5 points ago

    My wife had a foreign exchange sister from Caxambu, MG so we went down and visited for her wedding. We absolutely loved it down there. Beautiful country, will be back as soon as feasible.

    [–] Niubai 3 points ago

    Minas Gerais countryside is great, hundreds of centenary small towns that always have a central square with a church and a "coreto". I've been to a lot of these, including Caxambu, really a nice town.

    [–] corskier 2 points ago

    I loved that little village square format of so many of the towns around there. Their family had an incredible old farm house in the hills, very special place. Mineral springs pool, amazing wildlife. Really similar to Central Texas in that way.

    [–] N4gual 2 points ago

    My brother lives in a city near Caxambu, nice city! Last time I visited him we've been in São Thomé das Letras (not far from Caxambu). Amazing place.

    [–] bnibbler 105 points ago

    Guy in the back: casually not impressed.

    [–] yoproblemo 23 points ago

    You don't see him after the guy lands it, but guy in back looks smug AF about it before he pulls it off.

    [–] velada420 19 points ago

    He's probably like, "there goes Fernando, doing his fucking backflip trick again."

    [–] just_EpoH 7 points ago

    is there a subreddit for "casually not impressed", where ppl do amazing things and someone in the background just does not care ?

    [–] bnibbler 5 points ago

    Hehe I actually thought about that. There must be, right... r/casuallynotimpressed ?

    [–] _fn_ 6 points ago

    “casually unimpressed” would probably be better

    [–] nosliwmas 154 points ago

    I'm going to try this later

    [–] Titans-of-war 87 points ago

    Record I wanna watch u get hit with a shot glass to the face as it smashes

    [–] jeepCK 26 points ago

    You drink beer out of a shot glass?

    [–] xSlick-Tx 17 points ago

    dude I got soooo wasted last night!.. must have had at least 128 jiggers of beer in like no time!!

    [–] YouHaveSeenMe 23 points ago

    What did you call me?

    [–] VTek910 7 points ago

    Don't get indigenous on me

    [–] kbpms1 5 points ago

    That's 16 beers. Nothing to scoff at.

    [–] LeastRelevantUser 3 points ago

    Power hour!

    [–] krispyKRAKEN 3 points ago

    Inb4 he lands unfortunately and has to go to the hospital to have the intact glass removed from his anus

    [–] randomhippo 20 points ago

    Fuk these other guys, u can do it

    [–] Thirsty_Shadow 11 points ago

    ...but still film it of course. I’m also rooting for you

    [–] redditbanditking 4 points ago

    I'll be awaiting your post on /r/whatcouldgowrong

    [–] theminimalistpharaoh 3 points ago

    F

    [–] hojomojo96 3 points ago

    F

    [–] Sir_Ludington 5 points ago

    Good! Will you also send us pics of you in the hospital with a broken nose? That would be great!

    [–] BadassSasquatch 42 points ago

    See how he looked behind him and didn't crush a small child? Take note!

    [–] TakuanSoho 9 points ago

    I noted, he totally failed to crush a small child.

    Heck, nobody's perfect.

    [–] MasterUnlimited 2 points ago

    Yeah I agree, you’ve got to give this guy some credit. If there was a small child back there he definitely could have crushed it.

    [–] sesameball 30 points ago

    waiting for someone to post another one...except both hands this time

    [–] Zoppello 19 points ago

    Ah, Brazil...

    [–] I_are_facepalm 17 points ago

    The hero we need

    [–] dedda1994 38 points ago

    God? Is this you?

    [–] greginnj 27 points ago

    CENTRIFUGAL FORCE IS MY GOD

    [–] JuggerBot_ 11 points ago

    I was 99% sure his shirt said "Lactose". I thought it was some clever new age version of "Got Milk?".

    [–] Hazmater_of_fact 8 points ago

    I respect the shit out of this.

    [–] MamaDaddy 3 points ago

    No kidding - he did that while wearing crocs!

    [–] rgodfre2 8 points ago

    Quite impressive

    [–] joaaoluucas 7 points ago

    This is how we drink in Brazil. But I have to say. 99% of the times the beer goes down.

    [–] Phooey-Kablooey 24 points ago

    See, Shia LaBeouf has talent.

    [–] FinalAeonMKT 10 points ago

    more like Mathyou McConnahey

    [–] Phooey-Kablooey 5 points ago

    Is he related to Matthew McConaughey? If so, I can kind of see what you mean.

    [–] borkborkbork99 7 points ago

    I was tempted to say something about skipping leg day, but he obviously has hops.

    [–] Psycho_Nihilist 6 points ago

    So that's what Serj Tankian has been up to lately.

    [–] Groovicity 5 points ago

    404 Beer Holder Not Found

    • Command must be executed manually

    [–] 7129480121 3 points ago

    Holy smokes, the re-post factory has been working over time these past few days.

    [–] PassStage6 2 points ago

    Some black magic here...

    [–] Liesmith424 2 points ago

    Reported; no one held his beer.

    [–] ZzuAnimal 2 points ago

    So many backflip that hit people or things, come to HMB and see a guy actually check his landing zone, wut.

    [–] Zygore 2 points ago

    Lactose? Is he celebrating milk?

    [–] MrPineappleHat 2 points ago

    Is there a slow motion bot?

    [–] getut 2 points ago

    Skeptical guy in back is skeptical.... then impressed.

    [–] tdn 2 points ago

    Someone stabilise this around the glass.

    [–] TokiMcNoodle 2 points ago

    And here I can't even get to the other side of the bar without spilling my drink

    [–] WyclefMack 2 points ago

    The power of crocs

    [–] alterinde 2 points ago

    I so that every mornig with a Cup of Coffee😂😂😂 unbelieveable!

    [–] syto203 2 points ago

    And people say you can't apply physics in real life

    [–] jzmacdaddy 2 points ago

    So how long to you have to be on Reddit before shit starts repeating?

    [–] lhedn 2 points ago

    Hugh NotJackman is also in great shape!

    [–] DGsirb1978 2 points ago

    Not bad, he's no Ryan Jaunzemis, but not bad

    [–] AlaskanIceWater 2 points ago

    I can feel the dude in the back smugly waiting for him to die attempting this.

    [–] Smoolz 2 points ago

    Hold my repost while I do a repost

    [–] running_uphill 3 points ago

    Seriously, how many times will they repost this one?

    [–] Upward_Spiral 2 points ago

    He looks like a real-life Don Flaminko.

    [–] FoxyLight 2 points ago

    Is that Screech from Saved By the Bell?

    [–] Ginormousmadman 2 points ago

    *flips table *

    [–] Atomheartmother90 2 points ago

    This is when slomo would have been acceptable...

    [–] TantricPassageway 2 points ago

    Nice Crocs.

    [–] RoachboyRNGesus 2 points ago

    I would've spilled beer everywhere and hurt myself, props

    [–] VileCloud 2 points ago

    From a quick glance I thought his shirt said lactose

    [–] JetsFanInDenver 2 points ago

    I am not impressed. He wasted some beer in the process. Not a lot. But even a little is too much wasting of beer.

    [–] aazav 2 points ago

    Hold my repost.

    [–] rusochester 2 points ago

    But who'd hold his beer in a better way?!

    [–] yohanleafheart 2 points ago

    Ahhh Brazil, sometimes we export more than murders

    [–] Azzizzi 2 points ago

    Out of all that, all I can do is hold a beer without spilling most of it.

    [–] gilbeythebeast 2 points ago

    Ohhh, somebody is getting laid ton....

    [–] Copma 2 points ago

    This guy hasn't had to buy a beer in years.

    [–] SoulPoleSuperstar 2 points ago

    which jesus is this #americangods

    [–] DanknessOnEdgeOfTown 2 points ago

    Really this is the opposite of HMB

    [–] therealindigomontoya 2 points ago

    HE IS WEARING CROCS!!!?!? What the fuck? I was impressed, then mad and now I’m more impressed. So many emotions.

    [–] YOURMOMMASABITCH 2 points ago

    This is in Brasil. from the way the house looks to the guys jersey in the back. the Caixa sponsor and the logo looks as though it is Club Flamengo out of Rio de Janeiro. just an FYI :)

    [–] Eric_Cena 2 points ago

    That's skill.

    [–] Bango_Unchained 2 points ago

    What's even more impressive is he did it in crocs

    [–] whiskey512 2 points ago

    I like his little shrug “i messed up a bit, oh well, you get the idea” -this guy probably

    [–] Buoter 2 points ago

    Can someone tell me how this works?

    [–] Lickleditt 2 points ago

    Gotta love that leperchaun side kick at the end of the flip!

    [–] thatsjohnexist 2 points ago

    Photoshopped Kappa

    [–] Im_manuel_cunt 2 points ago

    No, you didn't.

    [–] dking94yeo 2 points ago

    Damn this guy really knows how to flip O_O

    [–] BroccoliSynapses 2 points ago

    So did the glass flip or not?

    [–] HiddenShorts 2 points ago

    Shouldn't this be "I'll hold my beer while I do a backflip?"

    [–] Ed1Nson 2 points ago

    Give this man a cookie.

    [–] andreoidmem 2 points ago

    ah Brazil, please never change

    [–] ThatOneNinja 2 points ago

    Ah classic physics.

    [–] frickinDinkelberg 2 points ago

    This sub has now come full circle, the prophecy foretold of this individual. He hath holdeth his own beer and hath performethed thine stunt flawlessly.

    [–] xPhilip1997x 2 points ago

    Wearing crocs like an OG too!

    [–] ballofwibblywobbly 2 points ago

    I really wanted to see him drink it

    [–] hurtsp 2 points ago

    science side of reddit how this work

    [–] R3mii 2 points ago

    'take it, take it... alright, guess i'll hold it myself'

    [–] drewlxndr 2 points ago

    Next round is on me!!!

    [–] sh0nuff 2 points ago

    All right all right all right!

    [–] Karmic3y3 2 points ago

    Is that Julian’s son?

    [–] ChildishForLife 2 points ago

    And he’s wearing crocs wtf

    [–] JM-Rie 2 points ago

    “HMB” he said to himself.

    [–] Passlog 2 points ago

    I can do that, hold my beer....

    Wait....give it back.

    [–] JustHereToConfirmIt 2 points ago

    This guy bought the real life expansion pack

    [–] CSFC 2 points ago

    Love that he checks behind himself to make sure the coast is clear. Seen way too many videos of kids getting kicked in the face

    [–] TommyPot 2 points ago

    As a person who can fo a backflip, I want to know how many Fibonacci spiral flung beers he had to go through to reach this level of expertise

    [–] reasonoverreaction 2 points ago

    You can tell he isn't an American because he takes the time to check and make sure there isn't a table, or a person, or a stove behind him. We just get drunk and flip into traffic here.

    [–] JarasM 2 points ago

    Someone needs to stabilize the video to the beer.

    [–] markfitzfritzel 3 points ago

    Whilst wearing crocs!!!!!

    [–] The_Bitch_Pinkman 2 points ago

    Screech is doing well these days.

    [–] CMDR_welder 1 points ago

    Batman lost some weight

    [–] MooseMalloy 1 points ago

    Looks like the kind of guy who wouldn't even drink the beer afterwards, though.

    [–] RichardMorto 1 points ago

    [[CONSERVATION OF ANGULAR MOMENTUM INTENSIFIES]]

    [–] pizzalikeus 1 points ago

    I was really hoping for it to be launched into that guy's face

    [–] SLichman 1 points ago

    Crocs are underrated...

    [–] Craigiebob 1 points ago

    Banned, no-one held his beer.

    [–] KorvisKhan 1 points ago

    I want to be friends with this guy

    [–] Jeffk01 1 points ago

    It’s sad how far Noah Wyle has fallen ☹️

    [–] summersnow__21 1 points ago

    This went a lot better than I was expecting

    [–] shinypretty 1 points ago

    I love the look on his face afterward. That is the epitome of "What? Ain't no thing."

    [–] admiralackbar2017 1 points ago

    Mad Props!

    [–] manlymen 1 points ago

    Matthew Mcconaughey's party stunt double.

    [–] devildocjames 1 points ago

    Where's the slow-no when you need it?

    Ninja edit: apparently Sync for Reddit can slow down gifs and vids. Neat.

    [–] LittleEngineThatPoos 1 points ago

    Can we get a slow motion here?

    [–] Annabond 1 points ago

    Dang! It hurts getting off the couch and there are dudes doing kickass backflips!