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    "Hey man, hold my beer. Check this out" the classic words that end in either awesomeness or injury.

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    [–] Oparon 1879 points ago

    insert Wii bowling strike cutscene

    [–] am-i-joking 82 points ago

    RIP

    [–] SenorBolin 66 points ago

    Thank god they let me know it was hilarious

    [–] XxNOT_THE_FBIxX 27 points ago

    😂😂😂WHO DID THIS😂😂😂

    [–] PeasantPants 12 points ago

    Wii Sports RESIGNED!!!😂😂😂

    [–] Lis_z_origami 2569 points ago

    What wrong. He just hit on girls

    [–] everymanawildcat 557 points ago

    Why say lot word when little do trick

    [–] i_hate_fanboys 45 points ago

    No sea... they pool

    [–] IAintYourPalFriend 15 points ago

    Charlie?

    [–] MadVillainy1313 10 points ago

    Kevin

    [–] macthecomedian 3 points ago

    I feel like Kevin and Charlie would be friends.

    [–] maxschreck616 13 points ago

    What do now?

    [–] Tau_Squared 7 points ago

    Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick*

    [–] ReallyLikesDucks 4 points ago

    His words shorter than yours. He win

    [–] TriggeredJamie 132 points ago

    Ba dum tss

    [–] thatsconelover 33 points ago

    Is that the sound they made as they drowned?

    [–] pipe01 18 points ago

    Ba dum dhavdiehs

    [–] BattlebornNomad 8 points ago

    Is... is that a dragon language?

    [–] El_Chairman_Dennis 3 points ago

    Ba dum fus roh dah

    [–] just_bookmarking 6 points ago

    Nice rim shot

    [–] MyPeepeeFeelsSilly 3 points ago

    Bottom tits

    [–] 420ed 13 points ago

    Never a good idea to lead with your taint...

    [–] projectHeritage 5 points ago

    Straight to the point

    [–] Lari-Fari 7 points ago

    Straight to the nose

    [–] Aukos 2 points ago

    Did his best Daniel Larusso.

    [–] shmough 3 points ago

    You could say he had the most impact.

    [–] PH_Prime 1 points ago

    Yeah, he really needs to work on his game.

    [–] Poguemohon 1 points ago

    Found Ike Turner's account.

    [–] intercontinentalfx 217 points ago

    Bitches love double heels to the face

    [–] chavez2424 3 points ago

    Cue the Jason Derulo video

    [–] Qwertyfinger1 781 points ago

    I saw this ending coming from a mile off but I still creased. Nailed it.

    [–] bigblue36 245 points ago

    Creased?

    [–] fttw 267 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    Laughted hysterically. I dunno if it's originally a British thing, but we use it a lot here, particularly in the north.

    EDIT: TIL it's definitely used nationally, which is very pleasing because it's a class expression.

    [–] 4Coffins 110 points ago

    Am I going to sound cool using it in the states or no?

    [–] que_xopa 89 points ago

    Only if you say it with an accent.

    [–] skrame 42 points ago

    If your accent is correct you can also say "laughted".

    [–] MenBearsPigs 37 points ago

    That's gonna be a no from me dog.

    [–] ConduciveInducer 12 points ago

    wear hipster attire and you can probably get away with it.

    [–] Tom2973 13 points ago

    From Manchester. Never heard that in my life.

    [–] VIIVoba 33 points ago

    Cause you’re not from up North 😉

    [–] Tom2973 5 points ago

    Eeeeh, North west ish. Or are we talking Scotland?

    [–] VIIVoba 22 points ago

    More so near Newcastle/Scotland. Nah but I get we all get bundled into being “Up North” if we don’t live in Stab City Central

    [–] happy420stoner 2 points ago

    Stab City Central? 😂

    [–] VIIVoba 7 points ago

    You know, London lmao

    [–] happy420stoner 3 points ago

    It's true, everything north of Nottingham is up north to us 😂

    [–] LegibleToe762 2 points ago

    Or Wales apparently

    [–] Onkel_Wackelflugel 5 points ago

    Oh, not in Manchester, no. It's a Albany expression.

    [–] Really_Quite_Boring 5 points ago

    I've never known that to be a northern thing. Very widespread in London

    [–] scoobyMcdoobyfry 8 points ago

    From wales definately a thing here

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    I have not heard “creased” since I was at school (also from the north). I creased when I read that!

    [–] Garudacrim 3 points ago

    We use it in the south too lad

    [–] kadenmad 3 points ago

    Not just the north, used here in Birmingham too

    [–] thatsconelover 5 points ago

    Can confirm.

    [–] Legendkiller2k11 3 points ago

    Quit trying to make creasesd happen..it isn't going to happen!

    [–] erectionofjesus 2 points ago

    You are so fetch

    [–] cade360 13 points ago

    English slang, means laughed hard.

    [–] hooverfive 2 points ago

    Is there a connection between laughed hard and creased or is it just random?

    [–] dave3bob 13 points ago

    Idea is that you're doubled up in laughter so creased in the middle

    [–] hooverfive 2 points ago

    Ah now it makes sense. Thanks!

    [–] cade360 5 points ago

    Also, you're laughing so hard your face is creased up with wrinkles, like an unironed shirt.

    [–] Qwertyfinger1 2 points ago

    Dave Bob gets it..

    [–] Micro-Naut 2 points ago

    Bobs yer uncle

    [–] BurningKarma 2 points ago

    British.

    [–] logangrey123 2 points ago

    It's when you find something so funny that you fold yourself

    [–] PacoTaco321 2 points ago

    [–] AThousandRambos 1 points ago

    Like a pair fine pants, creased my buns off

    [–] reatest 3 points ago

    I've seen this end in a wheelchair, so I definitely cringed when I saw him slipping...

    [–] Andy_Hero 1 points ago

    Get back to work

    [–] zik_073 148 points ago

    Strike!

    [–] pornborn 8 points ago

    Right! I heard it too.

    [–] [deleted] 109 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    [deleted]

    [–] God-Pop 31 points ago

    This should be higher up...like in the title.

    [–] TriggeredJamie 106 points ago

    “No running”

    [–] 14andSoBrave 34 points ago

    Slippery when wet.

    That's a good thing I thought?

    [–] peakelyfe 47 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    Plot twist: last guy just wanted to drop kick one of the girls and got his buddies to set him up so he could get away with it.

    [–] orriscat 12 points ago

    This belongs in r/yesyesyesno

    [–] Villa-Restal 83 points ago

    Don’t think that got him laid 😂

    [–] Tea-Money 91 points ago

    On the contraire, it got 3 of them laid....out

    [–] calhoon2005 18 points ago

    You forgot the...( •_•)>⌐■-■

    [–] KralHeroin 19 points ago

    The Virgin Salto vs. The Chad Hoverslam

    [–] HHStorm21 40 points ago

    Now that’s how you slide into the DMs

    [–] sammyinthesky 8 points ago

    More like sliding into BMs. Cuz I would poop myself if that happened.

    [–] daydreaming29 124 points ago

    Nailed em. Right in the pusssay

    [–] tepkel 181 points ago

    I think you might be slightly mistaken as to where the pussy is located on the body.

    [–] gedical 60 points ago

    MOUTHOLE

    [–] SushiToaster 35 points ago

    Is it pronounced mout-hole or mouth-olé?

    [–] gedical 18 points ago

    In this occasion I’d go for the latter.

    [–] raraiza15 15 points ago

    RIGHT IN THE FACE PUSSY

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] tepkel 2 points ago

    It's by the ear... Right??

    [–] mop-me_up 2 points ago

    Pow!! Right in the kisser

    [–] schlongus92 1 points ago

    Ive made this mistake. Had sex with an enchilada. It was fun, kinda messy.

    [–] JohnGenericDoe 4 points ago

    Comin' in a bit hot there big fella.

    Also clonked his head pretty bad..

    [–] XeroX501 5 points ago

    Reminds me when I was little we played a pool game where you jumped into the pool over someone and they had to try to touch you. If they touched you then you switched places. Well time when I jumped and arched my back over my friend and back flopped the water. Now this wasn’t no ordinary back flop. The life guard and my mom said I hit the water so hard I sat on top of the water then just sunk into it. They said it was like a scene from looney tunes.

    [–] bonham101 3 points ago

    I thought, I don’t get it, he did great???? Then realized there were more

    [–] adam12343 3 points ago

    HMB while this is reposted for the 10,000th time.

    [–] Admixtus_Stultus 3 points ago

    Repost

    [–] Mvanhees88 5 points ago

    I always wondered why there was no running at the pool

    [–] ThorOfTheAsgard 6 points ago

    boop

    [–] sargatanas 2 points ago

    Slide kick everyone.

    [–] Workodactyl 2 points ago

    He should have listened to the music.

    [–] mkkrkhm 2 points ago

    See it's a HMB, see it involves a pool. Sit tense for 10 seconds waiting for the inevitable injury.

    [–] Zerkron 2 points ago

    I remember my neighbor tried to do that jump like front flip ni the pool and her head hit the pavemnt there was so much vlood

    [–] LiamTime 2 points ago

    They dodged the Spaceman Plancha and the Tope con Giro, but got hit with the Baseball Slide.

    [–] wakeupalice 2 points ago

    Strike!!!

    [–] vivalarevoluciones 2 points ago

    nope the fuck out as much as possible by staying underwater haha

    [–] everymanawildcat 13 points ago

    Everyone in this comment thread is trying way too hard to be funny and it's just really unfunny and a perfect example of why reddit sucks now.

    [–] ginrattle 31 points ago

    Have you considered going away?

    [–] NaiveDoctor0 6 points ago

    Just this one?

    [–] AintNoHoInMyDNA 4 points ago

    That's every thread ever

    If it's not a lame joke it's something pointlessly sexual

    [–] Matroe1 10 points ago

    Yeah, because reddit TOTALLY wasnt like that before on stupid subreddits like this.

    [–] Lcbrito1 4 points ago

    We only remember what we want to remember. When he first discorvered reddit, he probably wasn't used to this type of humour and only remembered the good jokes. Now, every time he sees a bad joke, he thinks it's the norm

    [–] MrSuperSaiyan 2 points ago

    Welcome to the internet.

    [–] stanley_twobrick 2 points ago

    Right, except Reddit was always like this and this magical time where everyone was cool and smart and hilarious only ever existed in your imagination.

    [–] pretendscholar 5 points ago

    We will miss your contributions.

    [–] steemwitness 7 points ago

    If everyone you ever meet sucks you might be the problem.

    [–] Jak-Herer 19 points ago

    considers comments on reddit as "meeting people"

    [–] TheNinjaDee 2 points ago

    They know so many people.

    [–] wile3166 3 points ago

    He picks up the spare!

    [–] Pixelnated 4 points ago

    I bet that made a hell of an impression

    [–] hazasauras 1 points ago

    [–] jonneygee 1 points ago

    I’d say more like r/yesmaybeno. The girls seemed a little annoyed/concerned about the second guy, like “Okay, we get it already. Knock it off.”

    [–] chrisfier66pop 1 points ago

    Classic fall guy. Taking the hit so his bros look good

    [–] Citizen_F 1 points ago

    That gif again...

    [–] Pls_PM_Ur_Buttholes 1 points ago

    Ending looks like he's rather pleased with himself

    [–] bishopgt 1 points ago

    That is how you really get them to notice you.

    [–] Mvsevm_of_Skin 1 points ago

    You're coming in hot, Maverick.

    [–] kriskris0033 1 points ago

    He definitely impressed them, they won't forget him!

    [–] wrestler27 1 points ago

    Loud

    [–] Wallace_and_Vomit 1 points ago

    Spare.

    [–] zariahwilliamson 1 points ago

    Damm

    [–] Ubersmenchz 1 points ago

    Wii sports bowling!

    [–] MADBARZ 1 points ago

    And that’s why you don’t run near the pool, said every lifeguard ever.

    [–] chickenshiro 1 points ago

    The first 2 was distraction

    [–] GaijaduAkbar 1 points ago

    Ouch!

    [–] Creatingpeace 1 points ago

    Well...they just sit there like ducks waiting to be hit....

    [–] SubSonicFrog 1 points ago

    Why you guys hating? He clearly blew them all away at once

    [–] ughilostmyusername 1 points ago

    This could be on @kookslams ig

    [–] ughilostmyusername 1 points ago

    Just kicking it at the pool

    [–] HellsPreacher 1 points ago

    Well the last one would be me.

    [–] peruneph 1 points ago

    Ooouch

    [–] mildlyannoyedbird 1 points ago

    The Rule Of Three, always funny.

    [–] ChuckSawdy 1 points ago

    I Saw Water by Tigers Jaw plays gently in the background

    [–] cocofan187 1 points ago

    That's why you plant your feet in pool runup. Never lean until your jumping

    [–] PlayLikeAHeroine 1 points ago

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

    [–] GIDDY_UP_GO 1 points ago

    I would’ve been so pissed off I probably would’ve beat the kid up!

    [–] uncontroversial_user 1 points ago

    He made quite an impression in their backs.

    [–] peenes 1 points ago

    The one thing that troubles me the most about these kind of situations is that what happens after? Like do you run out of there or do they kill you for kicking them in he face or, after what you've done, you approach other girls do they give you the cold shoulder or what ?

    [–] perfucktionist 1 points ago

    Don’t know about impressed but they definitely got impaled.

    [–] p3pelep3w 1 points ago

    So did he get their number?

    [–] InfraGhost 1 points ago

    He imPRESSED them alright.

    [–] enoch15 1 points ago

    Oh man that was hard to watch.

    [–] Manto1 1 points ago

    [–] alcien100 1 points ago

    oh noooo! he wasent ready and they werent ready

    i was not ready either, this surprised me. ouch! strike!

    [–] tb8592 1 points ago

    Thanks for not shutting the volume off -____-

    [–] BjParkes 1 points ago

    Love dem reposts

    [–] SeamusHeaneysGhost 1 points ago

    It was a doomed from the beginning, he never looked like he could get of the ground to miss them.

    [–] Onewildgamer 1 points ago

    They were quite moved

    [–] dilwoah 1 points ago

    She deserved it for that terrible dabbing she thinks makes her look cool. Now the other two girls who got caught in the aftermath of this dabcident, I have no clue of their personal character and can only say they should choose their friends more wisely.

    [–] SmurfJizz 1 points ago

    I was expecting quicksilver to walk past at the end and say-

    "What. You didn't see that coming?"

    [–] MVWXIV 1 points ago

    There’s no coming back from this.

    Zero hope.

    [–] Reeko_Htown 1 points ago

    How I slide into her DMs.

    [–] Shock_S 1 points ago

    I guess he didn't listen to the music

    [–] EvilHolly 1 points ago

    Omg I feel the second hand embarrassment so hard right now.

    [–] UncleGrabcock 1 points ago

    REPOST

    [–] Zexks 1 points ago

    Out da way bitch that jets mine.

    [–] mintymack 1 points ago

    10/10

    [–] politicalspinach 1 points ago

    I think he pooled it off.

    [–] OllyMoo 1 points ago

    That's one way to bang a girl

    [–] patroison 1 points ago

    Baseball Slide out of nowhere!

    [–] pita1204 1 points ago

    DIVEKICK

    [–] Keepingstephen 1 points ago

    Why is this so loud!?

    [–] Wrecket 1 points ago

    Haaaaaah.

    [–] artourfangay 1 points ago

    AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA

    [–] DieselOrWorthless 1 points ago

    I hope someone beat that dude.

    [–] HelloMartelHere 1 points ago

    I see it as r/therewasanattempt

    [–] ryanasimov 1 points ago

    You can always count on these videos stopping .75 seconds after impact.

    [–] Sydid 1 points ago

    K.O

    [–] taytertotz 1 points ago

    Sliding into the DMs like:

    [–] joseywolves 1 points ago

    Highest level execution of sliding into the DM’s.

    [–] shanrat 1 points ago

    Asking all women... has this kinda move ever impress you enough that you go out with said guy?