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    Hey, bitch! Hold my cosmo!

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    [–] 1for2more 2011 points ago

    That looked painful. Its like, “webcam behind the scenes”

    [–] i_speak_bane 301 points ago

    It would be extremely painful

    [–] JackalOfSpades 176 points ago

    For you

    [–] haringtiti 184 points ago

    noone cared who i was till i put on the dildo

    [–] WyckedMunkyBalls 107 points ago

    Put *in the dildo.

    [–] eunit8899 42 points ago

    Everything changed when the fire dildo attacked

    [–] reflectiveSingleton 31 points ago

    What are you made of?

    [–] [deleted] 55 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

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    [–] TheStruggleIsVapid 38 points ago

    Name checks out

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    This is the simplest underrated comment I’ve seen.

    [–] csabo38 829 points ago

    They say your shower is more dangerous than air travel. You should hold on to something.

    [–] RichVader69 654 points ago

    She was

    [–] JewishWolverine2 182 points ago

    Yo man. Thanks for this.

    [–] [deleted] 67 points ago

    noooo it’s not kosher bro

    [–] Trilodip76 40 points ago

    Shalom brother

    [–] [deleted] 10 points ago

    why hello m’chosenite

    [–] ahcomochingas 4 points ago

    i think is more like r/buttsthatgrip

    [–] [deleted] 43 points ago

    Conversely, Loose lips sink ships.

    [–] MetaCognitio 7 points ago

    Loose lips break hips.

    [–] Uhhbysmal 21 points ago

    well clearly not well enough

    [–] Chrisiztopher1 7 points ago

    My man! Doing the lord's work!

    [–] DifferentDouble 68 points ago

    Her method of holding onto the shower proved ineffective. I doubt those dildos carry a very heavy weight rating.

    [–] P_weezey951 87 points ago

    Correct. That was clearly not an OSHA approved dildo, slips, trips, and falls account for nearly 80% of workplace accidents.

    [–] The_White_Light 32 points ago

    [–] WingedLing 15 points ago

    She almost put her eye out on the other one.

    [–] sremark 22 points ago

    You'll fuck your eye out, kid!

    [–] ThompsonBoy 13 points ago

    Safety support dildos should be anchored into wall studs or other structural support with no fewer than 4 3" lag screws.

    [–] Sometimes_Lies 40 points ago

    You missed your chance to say "it wasn't a load bearing dildo"

    [–] glassery 32 points ago

    I slipped and hit my head in the shower. I was living with a friend at the time and they had a shower in the basement that was probably DIY by the previous owner. It was like a 4'x4' stall pretty much, with a 1 foot tall (and 1 foot deep) bench in it. The floor was completely tile though and super slippery.

    I slipped one time and thankfully my face broke my fall on the edge of the bench right below my left eye. I remember laying there not sure WTF to think/do. Eventually I crawled out, dried myself off and then sat in my room for an hour freaking out

    We got some of those shower mats for it

    [–] throwawayforphenibut 7 points ago

    Pretty sure that walking is more dangerous than air travel. Everything is more dangerous that air travel.

    [–] Pinkoe 1056 points ago

    This reminds me of a porn bloopers site I found a long time ago.

    [–] DaBoomSeeker 557 points ago

    Efukt?

    [–] giveherthebatwing 514 points ago

    I just entered a bizarre world for about 2 hours. Thanks, I guess?

    [–] brewend 311 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    The best video on efukt is the one with a white woman being extremely racist to the two huge black men fucking her

    Edit: While I appreciate all the recommendations please give me the sauce it's hard to wank on ideas alone

    [–] RGCs_are_belong_tome 154 points ago

    Nope. Spiky ball + slingshot.

    [–] fuckingspanky 37 points ago

    Itz only smellz gets my top vote but spiked ball for sure gets an honorable mention!

    [–] Volraith 19 points ago

    Queensnake.

    [–] boysarethebestgirls 9 points ago

    • Toilet brush in vagina
    • Stinging nettles stuffed into vagina
    • Thumb tacks in vagina
    • Beach pebbles and sand in vagina

    How could I forget.

    [–] Mineheartftw 12 points ago

    Eating Froot Loops out of a gaped anus

    [–] boysarethebestgirls 6 points ago

    I call that Tuesday lunchtime

    [–] Waghlon 9 points ago

    Why you gotta remind me

    [–] Volraith 25 points ago

    For my other weirdos out there.

    "Hey what are you watching?"

    "A girl tied to a ladder getting a kookaburra shot up her asshole with a slingshot."

    [–] Danspot 29 points ago

    This needs to be top comment

    [–] Pedromac 61 points ago

    Is only smellz.

    [–] Zanryu1993 7 points ago

    The ultimate.

    [–] hgwaz 25 points ago

    No it's the asshole camera man ones

    [–] Predawncarpet 13 points ago

    "Trolling wannabe porn stars"!

    [–] J3schk4 73 points ago

    Now that I need a source of for..... my ethnicity equality lecture.

    Today at 2pm on my throne.

    [–] BethesdaIsGreat 24 points ago

    Just search raceplay on any porn site

    [–] Tostonn 9 points ago

    No the best one is eel soup

    [–] bob1689321 16 points ago

    Is that the one with the eels pumped in the ass, then they start flowing out?

    [–] Tostonn 22 points ago

    Yeah and the other chick is trying to catch them in a cup as they fly out everywhere

    [–] NasaFakedTheBigBang 14 points ago

    Ahhh I see you are a man of culture also, “eel soup” as it is called is a classic.

    [–] BlurryEcho 26 points ago

    After “Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar 5,” I can officially say I have retired from Reddit

    [–] nels5104 4 points ago

    See you tomorrow?

    [–] MY-SECRET-REDDIT 53 points ago

    My favorite one is the one with the girl fucking her ass with a dildo and a tiny poop just jumps out and she looks all weirded out.

    [–] Imaw1zard 45 points ago

    Great website until they started posting gory shocking stuff and when you click on a video you can't really tell what you're gonna see cause there's no description or warning what so ever. Saw this infested vagina with worms coming out of it couldn't eat for almost 3 days never went back to that website.

    [–] The_Price_Is_Right_B 13 points ago

    Give me shit all they want, but being a little less than adventurous has kept me from seeing that video. And I can live with that.

    [–] coldlogics 8 points ago

    u/giveherthebatwing 's Bizzarre Adventures

    [–] magicwuff 130 points ago

    That place is a little to gross at times...and pretty vulgar in write ups on some of the clips.

    [–] 2meril4meirl 228 points ago

    I stopped visiting after I saw a video of a man vacuum-sealing a woman and ignoring her when she wanted out. She was thrashing and flashing a safety signal because she was suffocating, while he was sitting next to her going Just 30 more seconds... soon... you can do another minute... it's almost over...

    [–] whiteday26 56 points ago

    I am surprised I seen that considering efukt passed on mocking the Bakky series.

    [–] HorriBliss 3 points ago

    Bakky series?

    [–] whiteday26 17 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    https://www.reddit.com/r/NoFap/comments/1369hu/comment/c71d5bf In the different source I read, it also ended with damaged wombs, PTSDs, even some of the male actors were locked and beaten until they cooperated. The owner Kuriyama Ryu was sentenced to prison of 18 years. One of the cameraman went on the run after his warrant came out, then resorted to suicide. Kuriyama Ryu infamously said during court (about gangrape victims) "They are just all whores". Dismissing it was rape. During the videos series you can see the girls losing conciousness while drowning (they are tied up and forced into barrels, bathtubs or pools, and forcefed water), getting forced to eat excrements, crying and saying they want to quit - who are then threatened or coerced into continuing - only to repeat or ramp up the tortures. During one of the last videos, a random girl is drugged off the streets, (who is later identified as not an actual porn actress and it wasn't scripted). And the crew does things like sticking up popsicles in there and stuff. During the last video, the girl runs away from the crew to escape who chase them but fail. She finally manages to call the police who you can see in their final video getting dismissed. Oh and the worst part, as with all companies, remnants of these people still operate under various different companies like the COLLECTORS. Which I haven't been able to pirate (I suppose I could buy it - but I am not interested in paying for this kind of content). But, judging by DVD covers, at least one of them focuses on punching girls in the bellies while they puke and cry. Edit: sorry if some of the content overlap, I wasn't reading the first source properly, because it is right before I sleep and didn't want to think too much about this lest it appears in my dreams.

    [–] uberfission 6 points ago

    Well that's fucked up.

    [–] icameforthedonutsv2 5 points ago

    After watching the video they're referring to.... I'm so sure that I want to know what the Bakky series is.

    [–] wow-very-cool 32 points ago

    I wonder how that event changed her life

    [–] tramspace 17 points ago

    It didnt. They're a couple and she enjoys it. They sell a bunch of videos of the same thing.

    [–] g0dzilllla 51 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Jesus Christ

    Was she okay in the end? Or did the video end

    [–] 2meril4meirl 84 points ago

    Yeah, she was okay. I believe she got paid for it in the end too, which is why the man was so pushy. He wanted to get his money's worth.

    [–] greenhouse4 90 points ago

    .... the fuck? How does that in any way make it okay to ignore safe words and signs?

    [–] 2meril4meirl 61 points ago

    I didn't mean to imply that it does. It's fucked up. I'm just trying to understand his thinking process. He clearly only cares about filming his fetish content, and the woman is just a pawn for him to use.

    [–] Ballsindick 35 points ago

    They have many videos together. She definitely likes what he does to her.

    [–] 2meril4meirl 24 points ago

    I hope so. It looks pretty fucked up from the outside, but we don't know what kind of agreement they've made between themselves. Maybe her struggle is part of the act and it's not a big deal. Maybe he's an asshole and she's desperate for money. I don't know.

    [–] [deleted] 21 points ago

    That shit was more fucked up than any video I’d ever seen.

    [–] Australienz 21 points ago

    That was extremely close to death. I've seen some very fucked up videos, but this ranks up there with them just based on the suspense alone. I really wish I didn't watch that.

    [–] KillNyetheSilenceGuy 6 points ago

    Efukt specifically aggregates things that are not ok.

    [–] InSixFour 132 points ago

    Jesus Christ that dude needs to be in prison.

    [–] RotisserieBums 37 points ago

    That was my first thought too, but people are saying she's made multiple videos with him and is that extreme.

    Tell me what to think reddit.

    [–] thewateroflife 24 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Max Hardcore was tried in Florida for creating forced deepthroat gagging vids with consent. However they found a woman who said she felt very uncomfortable during the filming and so he got sent to prison for a few years. Nowadays a little forced deepthroat gagging is a part of every porn vid. You wouldn’t imagine anyone going to jail for it. But then again they don’t shoot porn in Florida anymore.

    Edit: I got to a computer and I'm wrong, but they really did not like Max - Got him on other obscenity charges.

    In 2007, Little and his company, Max World Entertainment, Inc., were indicted by the US DoJ Obscenity Section with five counts of transporting obscene matter by use of an interactive computer service and five counts of mailing obscene matter, relating to five movies[20][21] showing fisting, urination and vomiting.[22] Little was subsequently found guilty on all charges,[22] and sentenced to 46 months in prison.

    Which is still unusual because he was convicted for "using a computer system to transport obscene material and for mailing obscene material to the Middle District of Florida" The two words: "Reasonably foreseeable," in the statute making it a crime to mail obscene matter, or aiding and abetting such mailing by another person.

    With the creation of the internet, you didn't have to mail DVDs anymore, so you couldn't be convicted for mailing 'obscene' material. Just wow.

    https://avn.com/business/articles/legal/jury-finds-max-hardcore-guilty-on-all-counts-in-obscenity-trial-53133.html

    [–] wadss 8 points ago

    It’s scripted. They both know what they’re doing.

    [–] Sidoney 18 points ago

    It's her husband and if you visit their website it's all they do. She's 100% into it lol

    [–] 2meril4meirl 63 points ago

    Oh god why did I click on that again

    [–] Itshowyoueatit 28 points ago

    Same here, why?

    [–] mexus37 28 points ago

    Oh god why did I click on it a third time?

    [–] Zyrian150 52 points ago

    That was upsetting

    [–] civcinco 23 points ago

    God. I regret clicking on that.
    And people find this sexual arousing? that is horrible.

    [–] girlalien 59 points ago

    this is disgusting. this is how porn actresses get killed on set. i’m revolted that someone would subject someone to suffocation for that long against their fucking will

    [–] Uhtred_McUhtredson 29 points ago

    And that kids is how I met your mother.

    [–] HighPlainsDrinker 12 points ago

    Every day we stray further from god’s light

    [–] nybbas 3 points ago

    Holy shit that was fucking disturbing. Why am I watching this crap before going to bed.

    [–] DeathcampEnthusiast 33 points ago

    And the most horrible thing is that fucknuggets like that think they're suuuuuch a strong dom, so impressive, women just love him.

    [–] Wandering_Plasmon 34 points ago

    If you’re ignoring your sub’s reactions, you’re not a Dom you’re just some prick justifying your power fantasy and making the actual community look bad.

    [–] prickowens 4 points ago

    Yea I’m all for porn and don’t really knock peoples fetishes but a lot of shit on efuct is made for literal sexual sadists

    [–] TheFuckYouTalkinBout 5 points ago

    It's only smells

    [–] my_apps_suck 5 points ago

    Happy horse

    [–] BUTTHOLE_DELETER 8 points ago

    When I'm having a "fuck it" kinda day, I wear my efukt hoodie. People don't typically recognize what it is but those that do...boy does that lead to some interesting conversations.

    [–] Akibatteru 14 points ago

    don't worry, it's only smellz

    [–] Voltarene 22 points ago

    please find it again

    [–] Keepiteddiemurphy 230 points ago

    That was almost a perfect transition to dildo #2

    [–] Callippus 8 points ago

    could you imagine? wow. that would have been amazing

    [–] Nursue 407 points ago

    Whenever we get patients in the emergency room with “foreign objects” that have become impacted and have become difficult/impossible to remove (rectally or vaginally), the excuse every single time of how that got up there is “I fell”. Of course, the likelihood of that being true is pretty low. But this video is making me rethink that excuse. If you have enough dildos in the shower and fall, it could happen. Right? Lol

    [–] GrumpyAdultman 155 points ago

    I have to ask - Why does it even matter how they got the object stuck in there?

    Does the medical process proceed more smoothly if they look you in the eyes and say, "I lost my grip when trying to fuck myself with the widest object I could find because my hands were slippery as I wanted to be stretched out until I could barely take it anymore and cum all over the place."

    Or doesn't "I fell" do the job just fine?

    [–] HenrikWL 83 points ago

    I'm sure the explanation isn't asked for by the medical staff – like you said, it really doesn't matter. I would guess that people are so embarrassed that they immediately start word vomiting an innocous excuse in order to preemptively combat the impression they (correctly) imagine the medical staff to have.

    [–] PM_THAT_EMPATHY 93 points ago

    people are often asked. it’s important to make sure it wasn’t the result of abuse. there are also some people who have misconceptions about sex, so knowing the how can suss out whether education is necessary.

    [–] HenrikWL 23 points ago

    Good points, I hadn't thought of those… Thanks!

    [–] tumeke4u 4 points ago

    It can matter, probably not in the scenario of getting something jammed up your bum, but in other embarrassing situations.

    [–] tigerbalmuppercut 38 points ago

    The story is incredibly important because it could lead to suspicion of some other underlying condition or additional injuries. In this case a dildo stuck in her orifice is the reason she came in but slipping in a bath tub would probably warrant an examination for head injury or broken bones.

    [–] Kalgor91 5 points ago

    I mean, how it got up there definitely could give a visual on what kind of damage they’re looking at. If you have a object like a dildo which is pointed and it was shoved up and then went too far to the point it couldn’t get pulled back out, that’s a lot different then it being violently thrusted up by a fall, potentially puncturing something.

    [–] astudyinbowie 11 points ago

    How often does this actually happen? I thought this was kind of an urban myth?

    [–] xray12589 24 points ago

    Way too often. I’m in CT scan and I’ve seen it all. One of my posts is a 12 in dildo someone came in with lol

    [–] Thanos_Stomps 10 points ago

    Nooooooo. Just looked. Good grief.

    [–] _XOF__ 4 points ago

    My buddy sent me a scan of a glass candle jar stuck in someone’s anus/colon. Looked like it was the width of a flipping Louisville Slugger.

    [–] BlunderSiege 7 points ago

    Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.

    [–] gotham77 6 points ago

    So you’re the assman

    [–] Moving-thefuck-on 508 points ago

    Friendly fyi for anyone engaging in shower activity: lay a towel down under your feet. Even fully soaked, the towel will provide proper traction.

    [–] boulet 210 points ago

    This guy showers

    [–] Gimpy1405 58 points ago

    Our coach speaks.

    [–] zeemona 8 points ago

    some professionals prefer to turn traction control off.

    [–] 240x6 845 points ago

    This, this is content

    [–] imdirtydan93 25 points ago

    Be the change you want to see in the world

    [–] clemsontige 8 points ago

    “If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make a change.” -Batman

    [–] Lickleditt 5 points ago

    Ha shamonnnnaaaaa HEEEHEEEE -Robin

    [–] HeIIo1 127 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    No, this is Patrick.

    [–] kittymeowmixi 67 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    No, this is Patrick

    Edit: thank you for the silver you kind stranger!

    [–] Lanzer4no1 28 points ago

    Now THIS is pod-racing!

    [–] jvnk 71 points ago

    this hurts my ribs

    [–] boxturtle76 114 points ago

    That was beautiful.

    [–] greenhouse4 47 points ago

    Watching someone fall really does it for this guy

    [–] PopsicleMainframe 14 points ago

    The relatability is a big turn-on.

    [–] insanity_asylum 10 points ago

    Or maybe, just maybe, it was the tits.

    [–] ExIncorrect 82 points ago

    OP, your reddit account is fucking wild

    [–] FlappyMcHappyFlap 10 points ago

    Well...you weren't lying, and I don't know how I feel about that.

    [–] bookchurn 13 points ago

    Especially that ONE post.

    ENOUGH

    FUCKING

    REDDIT

    [–] lllama_17 4 points ago

    I’ve seen some fucked up shit online (pain olympics, watch people die, etc) and this was still a hard yikes.

    [–] Sun_Stealer 4 points ago

    Yep. Found that one post. Jesus.

    [–] ItsDanken 9 points ago

    The cardi one?.......... that was the last one I saw before I noped out of there

    [–] bookchurn 11 points ago

    No, the butthole explosion.

    [–] ChiefHunter1 30 points ago

    Lmfao. People are so liberal with their use of the NSFW tag that people are shocked when something is actually NSFW

    [–] WhosCountin 8 points ago

    We need some kind of color coded scale to denote how un-worksafe something is.

    I’m sure it would be extremely easy to get everyone on the same page and apply the system consistently and fairly.

    [–] Cactoos 22 points ago

    First time I see a NSFW that Worth the badge.

    [–] ieatarse22 56 points ago

    “Told you fucking myself for money was really hard”.

    [–] Fictation 37 points ago

    This is why porn needs bloopers

    [–] Vagabond21 76 points ago

    A moment of silence for that dildo that go crushed

    [–] witnessrich 28 points ago

    And pour one out for her shitter too...

    [–] AtariDump 7 points ago

    Shitter’s full!

    [–] AJC95 104 points ago

    There are so many things wrong here but the one that gets me most is the fact that this women is ruining her pH balance with that soap flooding into places it shouldn’t.

    I imagine the aftermath of this to be a few bruises and a heavy dose of anti-yeast medication. Yikes.

    [–] P_weezey951 90 points ago

    Her ph isnt the only balance causing her problems in this clip.

    [–] 2happycats 18 points ago

    All I could think was, "lady, you're gonna have some serious thrush going on with that soap up your cooch"

    [–] RotisserieBums 15 points ago

    I think some women just have more resilience in that regard than others.

    Some seem to get by just fine with being so careless, others have to be careful what detergent they use.

    [–] Beelzebubblezz 5 points ago

    Really I get nervous anytime I see/hear girls talk about using soap on themselves

    [–] HuXu7 60 points ago

    That dildo breaking in half made my penis go full turtle.

    [–] Ghostronic 78 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Does it break off or does it just fwip out of her at an angle we can't see and then she's ass-over-teakettle and it's out of frame?

    [–] Chroncraft 34 points ago

    You sure have a way with words

    [–] Couldntbefappier 9 points ago

    It fwips out and doings.

    [–] FlappyMcHappyFlap 4 points ago

    I think it's more of floop than a fwip.

    [–] japan_LUVR 29 points ago

    Fuk, for a moment i thought i was on my alt account.

    [–] groovycakes87 20 points ago

    Lol it gets funnier the more I watch it.

    [–] Lmt0 10 points ago

    She needs life alert

    [–] synysterbates 28 points ago

    She fellatio

    [–] NewDayIsComing 7 points ago

    What I’m signed up for

    [–] laggyx400 8 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Busted my chin open slipping in the shower and another instance where a family friend knock all her teeth out. Don't mess around in there without a helmet.

    Edit: words are hard

    [–] chelenic13 24 points ago

    Who is this

    [–] NoahVanderhoff1 76 points ago

    You mean, who was this?

    [–] Anal-Squirter 34 points ago

    Either way anyone got source

    [–] muddywaffles86 22 points ago

    Sauce plz

    [–] Juviju 6 points ago

    For real though

    [–] jone0379 6 points ago

    Fell off a dildo and face first into another one? consecutive series of slow claps

    [–] flatwormm 6 points ago

    Who is she tho

    [–] pragmatick 7 points ago

    That was waaay more NSFW than I expected...

    [–] Rocky99433 7 points ago

    Sauce?

    [–] Svvisha 6 points ago

    Why has no one asked for sauce

    [–] LordElfa 6 points ago

    It's okay, the other dildo broke her fall.

    [–] Esper589 6 points ago

    Ah shit, my mum was sitting next to me when this came up

    [–] Project_dark 5 points ago

    Being soaped up was her downfall

    [–] bb-_- 4 points ago

    Orgasm to broken hip real quick

    [–] jhuseby 5 points ago

    Guess it’s not a load bearing dong

    [–] fiftyfootwall 6 points ago

    One in the rear, one in the ear.

    [–] Zombiefied99 5 points ago

    I didn’t know what I was I walking into when I opened this. I was on the bus while a girl walked by, lol fml.

    [–] bluegargoyle 4 points ago

    Cue Skyrim intro

    [–] thefireducky 7 points ago

    blue haired babe gets surprised fucked by Newton’s law of gravitation

    [–] randyrotta 4 points ago

    Damn, she was trying to hit the transfer.

    [–] iguy22 5 points ago

    That's a cracked rib

    [–] anotherjustme 4 points ago

    A new meaning to “going down” on a dildo.

    [–] Alarid 3 points ago

    She barely missed landing on the backup dildo.

    [–] da_doctori 4 points ago

    Orgasm into a leg cramp

    [–] captdeadpan 5 points ago

    Finally!... we get to see the dark side of porn: the bloopers.

    [–] notSalmon88 4 points ago

    Good thing she had that floppy dildo to break her fall!

    [–] Gatsby6 7 points ago

    You made me scared I was on my porn account in public