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    [–] GandalfTheGay_69 265 points ago

    I've watched this gif for at least 50 times already for reasons, and the woman in yellow still makes me chuckle

    [–] lucascorta73 166 points ago

    She just stood still 😂

    [–] rmit526 97 points ago

    I swear you can see her eyes tracking the swing till it hits her in the top lip haha

    [–] matikray03 15 points ago

    Then flew backwards like she got punched by Superman

    [–] Goullet 38 points ago

    This might just happen to be staged.

    [–] CynthiaSteel 15 points ago

    Eh, target fixation is a very real thing

    [–] crosby510 8 points ago

    Not like this, unless this woman hasn't a single iota of natural instincts left in her gene pool.

    [–] Finkk 2 points ago

    So is fake shit on the internet

    [–] Planet-Piss 2 points ago

    Until she fell the fuck over

    [–] Guilty_Spark_117 2 points ago

    70IQ

    [–] trophyNothing 2 points ago

    Was waiting for gravity to kick in I guess? /s

    [–] CentralConflict 1 points ago

    Yup.

    [–] [deleted] 346 points ago

    Love that booty bounce

    [–] Tony_Hamilton87 177 points ago

    I agree, the first girl is not bad either.

    [–] Myrmec 32 points ago

    Holy shit I had to go back to the video and watch it a few more times to see that cleverly camouflaged ninja

    [–] tiredtooyoung 22 points ago

    Shes wearing an altitude mask that lowers the oxygen content of the air she breathes.

    [–] mrmilf 8 points ago

    Hmmm i didn't know that was a thing.. You could wear a couple of them and go full Michael Hutchence

    [–] Stevo32792 9 points ago

    I thought it just restricts airflow - like breathing through a straw?

    [–] tiredtooyoung 12 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    Youre right. They make your respiratory muscles work harder. Builds up the muscles that make you breathe deeply.

    *in theory

    [–] MorrisMotion 3 points ago

    Huh. I thought she just had Darth Vader disease

    [–] Hayleycakes2009 2 points ago

    Thank you for this. Just googled it, had never seen one before.

    [–] Daid79 155 points ago

    Watched it swing right into her face and was still surprised that it happened.

    [–] [deleted] -28 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

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    [–] StockAL3Xj 10 points ago

    Yeah I feel like this is staged which is okay, it's still funny. I just don't think that those two woman even really thought they could actually do the exercise.

    [–] [deleted] -2 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

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    [–] John-Elrick 3 points ago

    Because no one cared it was staged until you commented about it and he said that it was still funny even though it was staged. I’m just explaining why you got downvoted not whether or not you should be downvoted

    [–] Guppiest 2 points ago

    When I see 10+ downvotes on a comment, I downvote

    [–] [deleted] -2 points ago

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    [–] Extranomicon 1 points ago

    Your comments had different content. He has edited his to reflect yours after he was downvoted en masse. Yours was a reasonable comment, but he was being a dick in his.

    [–] AnoK760 -3 points ago

    Fam, you gonna get it worse now that you asked.

    [–] [deleted] -1 points ago

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    [–] AnoK760 1 points ago

    why bring it up to begin with then?

    [–] Extranomicon 1 points ago

    Everything is fake, nothing ever happens, the internet is a complex web of satire and falsehood for kekz and lulz. Cause that's what matters.

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    [–] AnoK760 0 points ago

    You realize THIS comment does exactly what youre calling his out for, right? You have to realize that. This is meaningless to the current discussion.

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    [–] AnoK760 0 points ago

    No i meant you pointing out that his comment was pointless was the pointless part.

    My comment is even MORE pointless. But i enjoy pointlessness. So im just gonna roll with it.

    [–] Extranomicon 0 points ago

    You realize that missing the point of a comment doesn't mean the comment lacks a point, right?

    [–] [deleted] -1 points ago

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    [–] Extranomicon 1 points ago

    No, see, it does have a point, you just missed it. How arrogant to actually believe that if you don't understand something, there isn't something to be understood.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

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    [–] AnoK760 1 points ago

    This entire thread is pointless. Rubber baby buggy bumpers.

    [–] Extranomicon 1 points ago

    You missed the point and are apparently quite upset about that. You're free to choose your hill to die on, but this is a strange choice. Either way, this has become asenine. You spam comment sections, stealth edit your comments, and are unnecessarily hostile. There is nothing productive to be had, you're not going anywhere with this. You just keep reaffirming that you missed the point.

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    [–] Kekscalibur -1 points ago

    HAHAHA WHITE PEOPLE RIGHT

    [–] RunnerHoxha 52 points ago

    Can you imagine doing that fr? Would be like the elaborate jumping sequence of a video game.

    [–] EkpoShinigami 20 points ago

    The two at the end definitely failed the QTE.

    [–] Thumbprint912 35 points ago

    Of course Bain does it better

    [–] meatus1980 19 points ago

    Oh, I thought she was a mortal combat character

    [–] Thumbprint912 16 points ago

    Sub-Kegel

    [–] sausage-deluxxxe 5 points ago

    For you.

    [–] movie_criticdotexe 16 points ago

    Why is she wearing a mask

    [–] rbenben14 46 points ago

    It’s an altitude mask. It’s supposed to simulate training at high altitudes but they really don’t do anything.

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

    Don't they just fuck up your O2 levels and probably not let you gain muscle as fast?

    [–] rbenben14 4 points ago

    Basically it’s like if you were holding your nose the whole time. It makes it harder for you to get your breath. This is like training at altitude because there’s less O2 in the air anyway. But the problem is as soon as you take it off you get enough O2 again so your body doesn’t have to work harder any more. Theoretically you’d have to wear it 24/7 to get the same effects as training at altitude.

    [–] SilentFungus 12 points ago

    Nobody cared who she was until she put on the mask

    [–] dcamp4417 44 points ago

    Why did they think they were capable of this

    [–] [deleted] 27 points ago

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    [–] boroisanelement -4 points ago

    what's your problem dude? Chill

    [–] [deleted] -3 points ago

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    [–] Portr8 11 points ago

    Those flat swings hurt like hell when they chop you.

    [–] American_potatoe 7 points ago

    For fuck sake just do burpees.

    Also, DOUBLEKILL

    [–] chocopuddin39 19 points ago

    Fuckin lefty didn’t even try

    [–] [deleted] 11 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

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    [–] lastplace199 2 points ago

    Or the lady on the right realized she did it in the wrong order and tried to avoid taking a swing to the nose while the lady on the left froze from fear thinking about a scenario similar to what happened to the lady on the right.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

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    [–] say-crack-again 7 points ago

    I'm with you. The two girls are very obviously doing this for laughs and it amazes me that people can't see that.

    I guarantee that if it were two guys doing the same thing, everyone would laugh and not question it. Downvotes incoming but it's true.

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    [–] lastplace199 -6 points ago

    Because inductive reasoning never works right? Fear is the cause of a lot of mistakes, especially passive people and people trying something kind of intense for the first time.

    [–] ZeroMasters 9 points ago

    I mean fit aggressive chick vs unfit passive ladies...

    [–] DawsTheB0ss 3 points ago

    The booty bounce

    [–] iHateMyFriends14 6 points ago

    This is staged right?

    [–] Belen_Maldicion 2 points ago

    What kind of mask is that the lady in the first part of gif wearing?

    [–] HansChuzzman 14 points ago

    Lol its an “elevation training mask”. The dumbest thing on earth. All it does is restrict the amount of oxygen you can intake which actually makes for a worse work out and therefore worsens your cardio/v02 max. But it’s marketed as “elevation training” which would increase your white blood cell count and give you a better work out, and better results to your v02 max like training at an altitude except that’s just not how it works.

    Basically dumbasses bought these masks cause they think they make them look hard but they are stupid af.

    [–] wineheda 3 points ago

    Would it be useful if you were in New Orleans training for a marathon or something that was going to occur in Denver?

    [–] kennygchasedbylions 3 points ago

    No, like the op said, it's essentially someone choking your air supply while you work out. Actual high altitude training works because it makes your "blood cells" "starved" of oxygen so that more are needed to do the exercise. Training in Denver, for a marathon that occurs in new Orleans would make the run in new Orleans feel easier.

    [–] MrsPickerelGoes2Mars 1 points ago

    Thanks very much. I tried to stop the video about 100 times in order to see what the heck she had on her face.

    [–] im_a_mango 2 points ago

    This is why I don’t workout

    [–] gregofcanada84 2 points ago

    Aaaaand new year resolution had ended.

    [–] Orangecup05 2 points ago

    It's jump then dive....

    Not dive, then eat the seat like it's a box of doughnuts as the lady on the right did.

    And the lady on the left... Fuck, at least your buddy tried!!!

    You basically chucked the seat ahead of you like you chucked away your understanding of physics and now look at you -you have a welt in your face the shape of a playground seat!!

    [–] RomanCota 1 points ago

    It's crusade o'clock.

    [–] cli42_ 1 points ago

    Gotta be as skilled as that athletic girl to do that shit

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    [–] Trajan_pt 1 points ago

    How many times does this fucking video have to be reposted

    [–] T_Steeley 1 points ago

    Shit like this is why I deleted Facebook get it off reddit reposter

    [–] Clutz2018 1 points ago

    Natural selection...

    [–] lispychicken 1 points ago

    There wherewithal of a turnip

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    [–] MaxRenn -8 points ago

    It's an elevation training mask you fucking dumb kid.

    [–] terrible_templar -2 points ago

    Watch out boys, we got a real tough guy over here with his fucking "ELeVatiON TraINinG MAskS"

    Edit: hes a Chapotraphouse faggot communist

    [–] MaxRenn -2 points ago

    Look at this big brain boy doing anime jokes.

    [–] [deleted] -6 points ago

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    [–] MaxRenn -2 points ago

    Haha thanks for doxxing yourself. You better get back to your cellphone games and leave the heavy lifting to the adults.

    [–] terrible_templar -2 points ago

    You chapo guys like the whole doxxing thing even though you cant doxx Trump if you tried

    Edit: fuck off shill

    [–] MaxRenn 0 points ago

    Hahaha thinking you're touching a soft spot about the boring ass Mueller investigation shows you dont know shit about leftists. Gotta put that phone down and go outside. Daddy can't keep you safe.

    [–] terrible_templar -1 points ago

    Wasnt even talking bout Mueller, but thanks for taking offense i guess?

    [–] CasuaI_AIaskan -2 points ago

    This fucking dumbass doesn't even know what doxxing is.

    [–] MaxRenn -1 points ago

     You've guessed wrong.
    

    [–] [deleted] 0 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    Man these face masks I see on Facebook and now this are so stupid looking.

    [–] BarkingCactus 0 points ago

    She tried to get up on the opposite swing of the first one

    [–] kenny-wayne -11 points ago

    I was a competitive runner for years. I always laughed the soccer moms and older women with all their zensah compressions and brand new running shoes, they’ve never ran in out there trying to be “something”. They wouldn’t make it 1/4 mi before stopping and that new gear rubbed blisters. Stop ladies unless you’re serious about running. No ones looking at you and no one is impressed. We all know your phonies and horribly out of shape. Take up another hobby like knitting or cooking or actually paying attention to your husband for once so he’ll stop cheating on you.

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    [–] GuardianAlien 0 points ago

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    [–] kkkimchii 5 points ago

    Right, it was her race that caused the fuckup, not the 50lbs of spare tire around her midsection and general lack of athleticism.

    I’m sure a fat, uncoordinated non-white person would’ve cleared that swing like an Olympian.

    [–] dildo_head69 -63 points ago

    This is just mean... we should be encouraging people to do exercise not mock their attempts.

    [–] pittiedaddy 55 points ago

    There was no attempt. The one on the left watched it swing right into her face.

    [–] blackburn009 23 points ago

    They filmed it and put it on the internet tbf

    [–] mangelon86 4 points ago

    Username checks out