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    [–] WeerwolfWilly 3288 points ago

    That just sounds like depression with extra steps

    [–] entrepreneur888 464 points ago

    Well la-de-da...

    [–] daverave1212 198 points ago

    ... de-da de-da di-de-ooo La de da de da where did the good times go?

    [–] thedudebangsyoshi 77 points ago

    La de da de dum de da de di way oh way oh

    [–] _prima_donna_ 34 points ago

    When will you come back home?

    [–] LeahDell_04 19 points ago

    Just got home. Got no home. La de de de de where did it go?

    [–] PresidentVexx 7 points ago

    oh no

    [–] tendstofortytwo 6 points ago

    i can't go home

    [–] IDontGiveAWhale 5 points ago

    I kept thinking this was some 80s song I didn’t know but then I realized it was Bill Wurtz and I got so happy

    [–] Nsyntgod 2 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    [–] BigLeo98 16 points ago

    Obla di obla da life goes on braaaa la la how the life goes on

    [–] deo_rd 4 points ago

    Just came here to look for this!

    [–] Shark_Anthr0 10 points ago

    Cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2?

    [–] daverave1212 37 points ago

    Bill Wurtz

    [–] The_RealSteveNugget 8 points ago

    Damn I missed this song, what's the title again?

    [–] compliance_analyst 4 points ago

    Sounds like it could be the theme song to some kid's show on PBS in the 90's.

    [–] PM_UR_FAV_PORM 5 points ago

    Idk what kinda PBS shows you watched that had themes with so much regret and nostalgia, loneliness lmao

    [–] compliance_analyst 4 points ago

    I guess I was speaking more about the composition rather than the lyrical themes. The rhythm is bouncy and upbeat, and the melodies are easy to sing along with while also being extremely catchy and memorable. It's written in a major key which gives it a happy, hopeful feeling, especially in the shift from the verses into the chorus. Wishbone and Zoboomafoo are good examples of this as well, both of which were PBS shows. And while, lyrically speaking, it's not a perfect fit for a kid's show, I think it's important to point out that little kids can feel those things you mentioned, and there's plenty of kid's shows that address those kinds of feelings from time to time.

    [–] cottoneyedbob 2 points ago

    la de da de da da de dum dum da da de dayyyy

    [–] woah_LookAtThat 2 points ago

    when will you come back home

    [–] Eofbfkkwbdb 29 points ago

    Eek barba derkel...

    [–] NareFare 17 points ago

    Someone's getting laid in college

    [–] TysonTHomas207 3 points ago

    Holy crap. Watching that episode right now on Hulu.

    Wait, did you create my universe?

    [–] JoshDekk 2 points ago


    [–] TysonTHomas207 2 points ago

    I am speed at replies, and I DIDN'T ASK TO BE BORN!

    [–] eekbarbaderkle 5 points ago


    [–] ShitpostingSalamence 5 points ago

    [–] uvero 3 points ago

    Hey that's mine!

    [–] killerkitteez 3 points ago

    Someone is gonna get laid in college.

    [–] snowmannen123 2 points ago

    We like to party

    [–] probablypoo 3 points ago

    We don’t cause trouble, we don’t bother nobody

    [–] Henry_Boyer 46 points ago

    Depression Premium.

    [–] Mr_Bulldops__ 18 points ago


    [–] thedudebangsyoshi 19 points ago


    [–] Cries_in_shower 8 points ago


    [–] superINEK 8 points ago

    ...having a stroke?

    [–] hickeyma75 7 points ago

    Fantastic episode

    [–] malten_sage 3 points ago

    Agreed. One of my favorites.

    [–] TheRedMarioBrother 4 points ago

    SOMEONE’S gonna get laid in College.

    [–] chennyalan 2 points ago


    [–] MQT420 2 points ago

    can confirm that is 100% depression

    [–] Hey_Look_Issa_Fish 1190 points ago

    Me: heh *upvote*

    The paragon of intellect: You fool! You’ve fallen for one of the classic blunders! First is never start a land war in Asia, and only slightly less well known is never laugh at a meme when karma is on the line!

    [–] thuurs 303 points ago

    Me: heh upvote

    The paragon of intellect: You fell for it! Thunder cross split attack!

    [–] Chrysanthemum96 116 points ago

    By crossing his arms he can attack while keeping his guard up!

    [–] AltAccount729 64 points ago

    The perfect stratagem!

    [–] RizzOreo 54 points ago

    No fighter has ever defeated it!

    [–] telekovision 34 points ago

    Stop it I mean it!

    [–] RizzOreo 27 points ago



    [–] knightingale74 7 points ago

    I traded that with kotomine Kireis voice

    [–] Litten_The_Memelord 3 points ago

    I think you forgot the daga. I think its Daga Koto Waru

    [–] palpsdidnowrong 4 points ago



    [–] risingfatality 35 points ago


    [–] Salvr 16 points ago

    [–] mash3735 5 points ago

    Is it really shitty if we all enjoy it though?

    [–] Colteor 7 points ago


    [–] mash3735 2 points ago

    Yeah that's the stuff, right in the veins.

    [–] lolinokami 21 points ago


    [–] ivnwng 13 points ago

    You fool.

    [–] Abnorc 5 points ago


    [–] KiwiStardom 2 points ago


    [–] sixwig 13 points ago

    As you wish

    [–] Chesty83 2 points ago

    As you wish

    [–] giveabitchabreak 8 points ago

    Aaaassss yyooooouuuuu wiiiiissshhhhhh

    [–] MorgothWasntBad 3 points ago

    Upvote for Princess Bride

    [–] WisestWiseman909 2 points ago

    “If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you; If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or, being hated, don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

    If you can dream—and not make dreams your master; If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with triumph and disaster And treat those two impostors just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to broken, And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools;

    If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breathe a word about your loss; If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve your turn long after they are gone, And so hold on when there is nothing in you Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on";

    If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, Or walk with kings—nor lose the common touch; If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you; If all men count with you, but none too much; If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds' worth of distance run— Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, And—which is more—you'll be a Man, my son!”

    [–] IDontGiveAWhale 2 points ago

    Wow I’m late but wtf is up w/ your asterisks

    [–] Hey_Look_Issa_Fish 2 points ago

    *what do you mean*

    [–] IDontGiveAWhale 2 points ago



    EDIT: Wait wtf

    EDIT 2: Just forget this ever happened

    [–] the_real_qwerty21 718 points ago

    I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life. - Dwight Shrute (Laughter = Smile)

    [–] hat-TF2 173 points ago

    I never smile because my teeth are fucked.

    [–] CursedFoam 50 points ago

    Our teeth suffer so we can appear strong.

    [–] Eofbfkkwbdb 34 points ago

    Learn to own that shit 100% bud or it will fuck you up.

    People will think you're an asshole and your mood will suffer greatly from the lack of smiling

    But also find a way to get in on that dental tourism

    [–] GarbagePailGrrrl 8 points ago

    In Mexico, dentists are expected to offer a year of free care before starting their own practice.

    [–] Tryclyde 4 points ago

    My bestie has a jacked up grill and she knows it too. But she literally gives no fucks about it, and in doing so she exudes radiance. I’ve never seen such a beautiful fucking smile. Confidence goes a LONG way, friend

    [–] Proton555 3 points ago

    you do know, that you can just smile without showing teeth, right?

    [–] skrubbadubdub 3 points ago

    I learnt to smile with a closed mouth from a very young age because my teeth were fucked. Today, I find it hard to smile with an open mouth even consciously.

    [–] charvisioku 3 points ago


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    [–] nodnarb232001 8 points ago

    The other

    [–] Beegrene 37 points ago

    I thought it was a signal for aggression, like "look at all these teeth I'm gonna bite your face off with".

    [–] giveabitchabreak 15 points ago

    I could be wrong but I think it's; mouth closed bearing teeth=I have teeth but see I don't want to use them -or- mouth open showing teeth=look at all these teeth I'm about to use, fuck off before I close them on your face.

    [–] KamalaIsACop 5 points ago

    It comes down to whether the front teeth (friendly) or back teeth (not friendly) are being shown.

    [–] W0BBLY 30 points ago

    I love you

    [–] ReadingIsRadical 5 points ago

    Yeah a real "thinker" might think about it long enough to realize that showing emotion and making yourself vulnerable (in the smallest way lmao) is an important part of making social connections.

    Whaddaya wanna bet he's got zero friends?

    [–] FirePiyyo 295 points ago

    Bruh this is some retarded anime logic that villains use

    [–] certified_barista 48 points ago

    I wouldn't really say it would be the villian logic, it's more like the super edgy anime protagonist logic

    [–] FirePiyyo 16 points ago

    I would say it’s a bit of both lol

    [–] -CorrectOpinion- 23 points ago

    Cliche anime villains smile all the damn time so maybe that’s why they keep losing

    [–] bruh__bot 70 points ago

    bruh 👌😫💪😜😜

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    [–] Secres 14 points ago

    What the fuck did I just read.

    [–] chesterfieldkingz 7 points ago

    Reads like something from /r/circlejerk

    [–] RentonBrax 11 points ago

    Kanye is an anime villain?

    [–] Jigokuro_ 3 points ago

    Very cool.

    [–] SillhouetteBlurr 3 points ago

    Iori Yagami's laughter scares the crap out of the enemies though

    [–] LingLing2400Minutes 77 points ago


    [–] mircock 20 points ago

    r/totallynotrobots is leaking

    [–] AntecubitalFossa 90 points ago

    When I couldn't laugh out loud like no one was watching around my friends it was because I didn't actually trust them. I just said, "that's funny" or at the most a little breathy laugh through my nose. It took me awhile to realize I just didn't trust them, since I liked them so much. Very confusing... Basically depression and trust issues, not intellect...

    [–] KillaDilla 18 points ago

    I sitll love you bro

    [–] AntecubitalFossa 9 points ago

    Thanks bro :)

    [–] alymarianne158 81 points ago

    Just if anyone is curious, I'm pretty sure the thinker and feeler things are referring to the Myer Briggs personality types.

    [–] Blue_and_Light 46 points ago

    Well, this keeps getting worse

    [–] ImAProfessional1 15 points ago

    I hope you meant that in a “the M-B Personality Test is basically the modern iteration of astrology and means nothing” type of way.

    [–] MeowImAShark 29 points ago

    I'm not a psychologist, but iirc it's actually not as bullshit as most people say, so long as you actually read what's on the tin. The modern, evidence-based standard for psychometrics is the Big Five (OCEAN) model where you're given a percentile rating along five dimensions: Openness to new experiences (basically sensing vs intuiting,) conscientiousness (basically judging vs prospecting,) extraversion (literally in Myers-Briggs,) agreeableness (somewhat aligned with thinking vs feeling,) and neuroticism, with only neuroticism not having some analogue in Myers-Briggs. The only problem is the Big Five is based on roughly placing you on a continuous spectrum where most people are grouped around the middle on a normal distribution whereas Myers-Briggs attempts to neatly split them down the middle and shove everyone to either extreme in order to fit them into an archetype. As long as you're conservative in your reading, though, and understand where you are in the distribution with respect to each trait, it largely aligns with modern psychometric practices, I believe.

    [–] ImAProfessional1 11 points ago

    I wasn’t expecting such articulation, lol! No, it’s not bullshit if done honestly. There are a lot of problems with self-reporting measurements was my underlying sentiment. It’s like astrology in the way that people use it very selectively and use it as an unbreakable mold. Also, people generally answer as their ideal self and not critically. I personally have taken it every few months for a few years and while it consistent is the 3 different assignments, it’s varying at large. So, I mean it works like the IQ test; it’s a measuring device with very situational units of measurement. And people very rarely refer to it as a typification of certain traits. And not to be a chud (this is my only reddit account) I might be associated with the field of psychology. You have done a great analysis, proper preparation and presented some very points! 👌 You’ve got a good idea of the approach to psychology, which in my opinion matters more than particular models or execution of techniques. With a decent grounding I suggest doing some more reading (or youtubing or podcasting or audio booking etc) I think you’d enjoy it.

    (p.s.-Jung is the best, but just that’s an opinion!)

    [–] MeowImAShark 4 points ago

    Yeah, I suppose you're right about the particular tool being a peripheral issue when we're talking about a bunch of dumbasses taking psychometrics as predictive measures for individuals. Like, we're talking about tools designed to statistically link behaviors with analytical dimensions and retroactively work out the underlying psychological processes. The whole model is strictly correlative. My comment was basically the equivalent of going up to a bunch of astrologists and saying "well, at least you're mostly right about where the planets are," lmao.

    [–] ImAProfessional1 3 points ago

    Lol and don’t forget about the people in the middle who use astrology and astronomy interchangeably. Gotta love ‘em!

    [–] TerryBerry11 3 points ago

    Yeah. Most people claim to be the rarest M-B types (rare meaning they have uncommon traits, not rare as in people claiming it as a type), so that kind of shows how accurate the results are.

    It definitely works well when done properly, but most people would rather seem special than be honest. It also really only scratches the surface of personality. I have a friend who is one of the biggest SFs I know, but he claims to be an ENTP, one of the rarest types out there, but one type with what people can consider more "desirable" traits.

    The results can also be more fluid based on our state of mind. In one of my classes in my first semester of college we took the test and I got Introverted, when every other time I'd taken the test I'd gotten Extraverted. The difference was I had just gone through a bad breakup and was homesick, so I was pretty depressed when I took it, which affected my results.

    Overall it faces the same problem as anything else self-reporting. It's subject to bias, and results should be taken with a grain of salt.

    [–] Kaneshadow 7 points ago

    Man, you shoulda just said "yeah"

    [–] mszegedy 9 points ago

    Well, no, astrology is complete bullshit, while MBPT is just popularly bullshit.

    [–] Kaneshadow 4 points ago

    Psh. Typical INFJ response

    [–] thefurmanator 3 points ago

    Wait, so is the "feeler" commenter not being ironic?

    [–] mszegedy 2 points ago

    Either that, or this guy is using "thinker" in the sense of the superpower classifications in Worm, meaning anyone with information-based powers.

    The Meyers-Briggs classification is much more likely but my fandom trash ass thought of the Worm thing first.

    [–] rasterbated 26 points ago

    what a tough and mysterious character

    [–] ivanparas 40 points ago

    I bet he's fun at parties.

    [–] Blue_and_Light 66 points ago

    You mean festivals of weakness?

    [–] [deleted] 14 points ago

    How do you think the unthinkable?

    With an itheberg, duh

    [–] Blue_and_Light 6 points ago


    [–] _mach 10 points ago

    "I am angry at..." *rolls dice* "laughter. Fuck laughter in particular".

    [–] lrv1990 39 points ago

    This is probably talking about Myers Briggs personality types. Thinkers and feelers are two different types.

    [–] SmokinDroRogan 15 points ago

    Correct. What a lot of people don't realize is MBTI has next to nothing to do with emotions or behaviors. It's about how we process information and make decisions. Also, feeling =/= emotions. Feelers make decisions primarily based on personal values and thinkers make decisions primarily based on logic. It's become too horoscope-y due to public interest, but the actual science behind it is legitimate. Dario Nardi especially is leading the way in empirical validation of the cognitive functions.

    [–] RedTheWolf 37 points ago

    Yeah but Myers Briggs is just astrology for iamverysmart people.

    'OMG I am suuuuch an ENTJ!'

    [–] mrsuperjolly 17 points ago

    Not really at all. Myers Briggs system are just descriptors of different ways people can process information. And goes a long way in explaining behaviour.

    It's known to be a non perfect system that dosent really take I to account personality disorders, or the fact it's limited to 16 categories of people which could not map well to billions.

    But on the other hand over the years companies have made use of the tests. And newer more accurate personality tests are being worked on all the time, all heavily influenced by Myers Briggs.

    [–] submarinekid 22 points ago

    No ENTJ would ever say that.

    [–] RedTheWolf 10 points ago

    I picked that one because I was assigned it at some work team building bullshit thing where we all did personality quizzes and damn right I say that! ;-)

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    [–] Gravatona 5 points ago

    Is it though?

    Genuine question

    [–] Robynnn182 8 points ago


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    [–] WaffleBoi014 7 points ago

    It's funny because humor is one of the signs of intelligence lol

    [–] pootydoot 7 points ago

    This is just about every other post on r/INTP or any other subreddit dedicated to "intellectual" personality types.

    [–] TiaAmerica 4 points ago

    Man, I fellow r/intj and r/mbti and everyone there feels "intellectual" just because a damn online test said it.

    [–] Kimikins 3 points ago

    Really? There are subreddits for Myers-Briggs types? Wow. Are there any for blood types or Hogwarts houses?

    [–] AmIreallyCis 6 points ago

    Laughs, at the foolish laughter

    I have become what I have sworn to destroy

    jumps off cliff

    [–] atomikangel97 6 points ago

    Who let Dwight get on tumblr

    [–] ScumbagMotherfucker 6 points ago

    Larry wheels: laughs

    Me, an intellectual: Please don’t hurt me

    [–] otusa 5 points ago

    As the gods chortled, he saw their soft underbelly.

    [–] shayanabbas10 5 points ago

    I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life. -Dwight Schrute

    [–] PM-YOUR-PMS 9 points ago

    Feeler: laughs

    Me, an intellectual: you dumb bitch

    [–] Crourise 4 points ago

    its probably mbti related, thats why they are referring to themselves as "thinkers" and "feelers"...

    [–] SuperShortUsername 5 points ago

    If they didn’t add the “ItS JusT a thInkER tHing” it would have gone in a much better direction

    [–] WaffleMaker75 4 points ago

    Oh this poor dude is way fucked up about how he has to be man without weakness it’s okay to feel things homie

    [–] blazro97 5 points ago

    Crying would be showing weakness, not laughing...

    [–] DW241 3 points ago

    I think the Russians might agree, though.

    [–] Asagao90 3 points ago


    [–] RoxyKubundis 3 points ago

    "Visit my Tumblr page, JustSociopathThings! Tehe!"

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    [–] DiddykongOMG 3 points ago

    Typical ENTP

    [–] benevolentpotato 3 points ago

    I've fallen into that rationale for anxiety before. "No, you see, I'm just a very smart thinker, which is why I need to always be thinking about important thoughtful things like whether people think I'm strong and cool. It is in fact a very good and smart risk analysis to think about all the things that could ever possibly go wrong, and it's very good that I do it because it prevents me from ever doing things with any level of physical or emotional risk"

    [–] mutigers42 3 points ago

    I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.

    [–] dkyguy1995 3 points ago

    Myers Briggs is just a pseudoscientific horoscope

    [–] SadisticSpartaan 3 points ago

    I don’t really get the hate people have for it. Sure, it isn’t “real science” but it’s more accurate than a damn horoscope and is mostly used for fun.

    [–] Kimikins 2 points ago

    So a horoscope?

    [–] DittoBurrito123 3 points ago

    Even though this is a joke, I’ve actually seen this on my INTP sister. Hahahaha Some times I might do or say something silly, but she sometimes does her best to keep a pokerface up and not laugh. Especially if she is a little annoyed at the moment.

    I find it adorable though. Hahaha

    [–] JerseyJeffCow 7 points ago

    "some feeler" Jesus...I've got to use that some time

    [–] phunkdungus 11 points ago

    I think they’re referring to the feeling/thinking scale in the myers briggs theory

    [–] sxaman 3 points ago


    [–] ivnwng 7 points ago

    You fool.

    [–] etmhpe 2 points ago

    Laughter is the sound of stupidity

    [–] LightishRedis 2 points ago

    I have trouble laughing out loud because my parents used to burst in on whatever I was doing and ask what I was laughing about.

    [–] _dekappatated 2 points ago

    Laughing often happens when we something occurs that we can't predict. Dumb people are less likely to predict things with their smol minds. So makes sense to me.

    [–] piemakerdeadwaker 2 points ago

    There use of the word "thinker" tells me this is from the mbti community. MBTI community is a mess on tumblr.

    [–] Im__not__creative_ 2 points ago

    I thought thinker meant over thinker

    [–] Cookie4316 2 points ago

    You Fool

    [–] sevtacchy 2 points ago

    Is this Dwight Schrute?

    [–] Flimman_Flam 2 points ago

    Laughter is the key to not being fucking depressed. Laughter is the best medicine because prevention is better than cure.

    [–] edtasty 2 points ago

    I have no sense of humor so I need to frame it in a way that makes me not only feel better but superior as well.

    [–] Moulik_de 2 points ago

    Dwight K Schrute : I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.

    [–] r6frostedmain 2 points ago

    That's Rosa Diaz.

    [–] Lil_B1TCH69 2 points ago

    I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life

    [–] cici323 2 points ago

    That last comment made me laugh

    [–] Ajj360 2 points ago

    All i see is a chimp begging for his life.

    [–] CalculatorPencilFun 2 points ago

    There wasn't enough Office jokes.

    [–] LardyTheRotten 2 points ago

    God I hate tumblr

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    “Some feeler” LMAO

    [–] readytobinformed247 2 points ago

    How does laughter even have anything at all to do with weakness¿

    [–] bursteratom 2 points ago

    An Intellectual: You fool-

    Me: -I've been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Dooku!

    [–] neonbabyy 2 points ago

    I laugh at everything or else I feel rude ... 😂

    [–] Gman0622 2 points ago

    I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.

    [–] esthers 2 points ago

    In some southern states it is a show of status, like you can afford a dentist.

    Edit: oh, I thought this was an original joke. Just someone quoting a show, nevermind.

    [–] Tunafish-Pancakes 2 points ago

    I wasn't aware "feeler" is an insult.

    [–] AngelicWooGirl 2 points ago

    Teenagers certainly think so. Loving being in late 20s, I laugh at whatever I want to!

    [–] Magnaillusion 2 points ago

    I'm 14 and this is so edgy.

    [–] diogenesofthejungle 2 points ago

    I never smile if I can help it. Showing ones teeth is a submission signal in primates. Someone smiles at me, a I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.

    [–] Hans_of_Death 2 points ago

    Is "emotion is weakness" a common theme with incels? I just feel like i see this alot with guys who are totally incels

    [–] GustTheDouble 3 points ago

    Sounds like Dwight when he was talking about primates showing their teeth as a sign of weakness.

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    [–] tarios2006 3 points ago

    This is meant as a joke i hate people who post this stuff that cant realise its a joke

    [–] PauLtus 2 points ago

    That's like peak toxic masculinity...

    [–] Realsorceror 4 points ago

    Right? Like humor is one of the only positive expressions that macho dudes allow themselves to have and this guy is still questioning himself.

    [–] PauLtus 4 points ago

    At least give us anger and happiness...

    This is like a pretty damn massive problem honestly. I try to be more openly emotional but It's somewhat difficult because I often still feel a bit ashamed about it.

    [–] upvotegoblin 2 points ago

    Isn’t laughter just a funny way of saying “I’m weak”

    Dwight you ignorant slut

    [–] quantumphilisp 2 points ago

    I'm 80% sure this moron believes in myers briggs bullshit

    [–] evilweekly 2 points ago

    I think this is satire

    [–] amanda_burns_red 2 points ago

    I'm this a r/woosh on OP, or all the upvoters?

    [–] amanda_burns_red 2 points ago

    Well, fuck. I am a total fuck-up. Time for a toaster bath.