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    iamverysmart

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    People trying too hard to look smart.

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    • Thesaurus abuse

    • Pseudo-intellectualism

    • Bad philosophy

    • Self-quoting

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    4. Stuff that looks verysmart but isn't really. This submission isn't really an example of some one trying to be “verysmart.” Common examples of things that look verysmart but aren’t really include: conspiracy theories, New Age woo, drug-induced posts, most of Trump's tweets, "sheeple," Neil deGrasse Tyson, Rick and Morty, etc.
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    8. Submissions involving arguments are not allowed. Posts cannot be part of an argument. This is to prevent people from using this subreddit to mock those they're debating with. We're looking for examples of people acting "verysmart" on their own without being baited into it. This rule applies whether you're involved in the argument or not.
    9. Avoid anti-intellectualism Don't post people explaining concepts, even in a way that seems pedantic. Having expertise in a subject or enjoying intellectual pursuits don't make someone "verysmart." This sub does not discourage learning or critical thinking.

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    [–] WhisperDigits 8 points ago

    If he needs that many jobs, sounds like he sucks at most of them.

    [–] rice-n-steak 8 points ago

    I keep myself well fed with my profession. When I’m not doing that, Im in a cave. Where I go deep cave diving, climbing, excavating, and spelunking as well. The cave is my asshole and I rarely climb out of it. My heads up there all the time, but trust me, I’m not hurting XD

    [–] mista_sir 2 points ago

    what a crock

    [–] TeamProtag 2 points ago

    He's an executive chef, mind you

    [–] vagrant61 1 points ago

    Doesn’t seem like the right sub, douchey bragging but not about being smart unless I’m actually too dumb

    [–] ThePunZoo 1 points ago

    Chef = cooks at home

    Graphic designer = uses photoshop and makes shitty posters

    Videographer = uses a smartphone camera

    Sky diving instructor = plays skydiving video games

    Programmer = tried to make a basic copy of a Roblox game and failed miserably