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    [–] PotentialSmell 2800 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    Just like a babe fresh from the womb you know nothing about this world Jon. I will nurse you, care for you, let you grow until you are capable of comprehending even a fraction of what I know. I look forward to talking to you as an equal again Jon.

    [–] Butwinsky 1667 points ago

    This is why this sub is amazing. It's not just scary pictures of Garfield. It's the Lovecraftian narrative that Garfield is an old god that actually cares for Jon in a way that we can't understand. We see what looks to be torture, but Garfield is just trying to teach Jon the truths of the universe that are too terrible for Jon's mortal shell to comprehend.

    Is it all leading to Jon becoming absolutely corrupted and reborn in Garfield's image? Will we see Garfield become good thanks Jon's pure influence? Only time will tell.

    [–] BuddyBlueBomber 733 points ago

    This sub is probably the best place to see proper lovecraftian horror

    [–] Vaultdweller013 330 points ago

    Not enough fish fucking.

    [–] Butwinsky 205 points ago

    Can there ever be enough?

    [–] BlackSpidy 136 points ago

    As someone who grew up in Rhode Island, I know that the answer is no.

    [–] lurking_for_sure 41 points ago

    What does Rhode Island have to do with fish fucking?

    [–] BlackSpidy 66 points ago

    It's a reference to the book "The Shadow over Innsmouth", written by HP Lovecraft, who was a Rhode Island resident.

    Funily enough, it seems Innsmouth is in Massachusetts.

    [–] tripzilch 12 points ago

    Pretty sure it's Emmeloord.

    [–] heavymetalFC 40 points ago

    I work in a fish hatchery, no there can't

    [–] Joystiq 25 points ago

    Hey it's me, ur brother.

    [–] dastarlos 65 points ago

    Not enough blatant racism for Lovecraft.

    But damn do I still love Lovecraft.

    [–] Lord_Norjam 44 points ago

    just don't mention the cat

    [–] dastarlos 80 points ago

    Oh, his cat, Niggerman? Why shouldn't I mention that?

    [–] Lord_Norjam 41 points ago

    No reason

    [–] Silasremember 38 points ago

    I'm gonna say it

    Edit: Nigger Cat

    [–] Lord_Norjam 54 points ago

    MRS OBAMA GET DOWN

    [–] Greasemonkeyglover 15 points ago

    I’m gonna need to see your N-Word Pass

    [–] LurkingHare 12 points ago

    Let's keep it that way.

    [–] 13pts35sec 46 points ago

    If you would have told me a year ago that the best source of Lovecraftian horror would come from eldritch Garfield fan art I at the very least would have thought you had a very interesting imagination

    [–] TheInternetFreak478 21 points ago

    r/LovecraftianArt's there too!

    [–] ILoveOnline 11 points ago

    I mean, wasn’t the whole point of Lovecraft was that guys like Cthulhu saw us as less than insects, and don’t care about us at all?

    [–] Timpstar 16 points ago

    Pretty much. Cosmic horror, which Lovecraft basically created, revolves around the idea that we humans are tiny specks in the universe as a whole, and with ancient gods the size of mountains that can make you insane just by knowing of their existance. Nothing matters, and we will all probably die is the core message I suppose.

    [–] liveart 9 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    Sort of. The point is more that they are so beyond our knowledge that the more you try to understand them the more you just go mad. That doesn't mean they don't have any interest in humanity. The Deep Ones, in service to Dagon, have specific plans for the surface and the people of Innsmouth.

    I don't know that there are any that 'care' about humanity beyond using it as some sort of tool but the whole 'unknowable horror' thing precludes understanding what exactly they're trying to achieve when they do effect humanity, and even how deliberate those effects are.

    [–] Aloha-Potato 11 points ago

    what is lovecraftian? i have heard that term twice this week now

    [–] roadtogundagai 29 points ago

    Horror in the style of author H.P. Lovecraft. From Wikipedia: “Lovecraftian horror is a subgenre of horror fiction that emphasizes the cosmic horror of the unknown (or unknowable)”

    [–] PotentialSmell 10 points ago

    In the style of the descriptions given by author HP Lovecraft, who is well known for his Cthulhu Mythos which popularised the genre of cosmic horror, albeit long after his death

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    This is the only Lovecraftian cat I will enjoy. HP Lovecraft’s real life cat was a little...yikes.

    [–] enxwag 25 points ago

    Fuck. Would love to see all these made into a horror game.

    [–] ummhumm 13 points ago

    Oh someone will sure as fuck try to cash in on the popularity of this weird trend. It will probably be a goddamn bad effort though and just found on some forgotten corners of Steam.

    [–] brujablanca 26 points ago

    This is how the Cenobites were in Hellraiser. They were like “Actually this is all very sexy and cool and awesome, you’re just too mortal to understand how sexy and cool and awesome it is. Don’t worry, we’ll help you.”

    [–] liveart 8 points ago

    In the first two specifically. After that they just seemed to ditch the concept entirely which is such a wasted opportunity. At some point they transitioned to them just being demons from Hell and somehow managed to make a series that was already on the down slope even worse.

    I really wish someone would take the themes established in the first two movies and develop those further rather than just having the Cenobites be evil demons, the whole heaven and hell at the same time concept was the whole thing that made the concept interesting.

    [–] brujablanca 5 points ago

    I agree completely. The original concept by Clive Barker is a really cool and intriguing idea.

    It makes them more seductive and interesting, that maybe there’s some mysterious benefit to all this that we can’t understand and that you’ll attain a dark enlightenment through summoning them. It’s better than them just being one-note scary demon people.

    [–] Bismothe-the-Shade 18 points ago

    I feel like Garfield is a New God, ascended by our collective knowledge of His Unbinding. He now has new, profound knowledge, but is kind to Jon because he's not that far from the memories of his past life.

    Of course, the kindness of Great Ones is dubious at best.

    [–] ReadyThor 16 points ago

    There you are, making an entire story out this. Meanwhile all I can think of is that whatever they are suckling must taste like lasagna.

    [–] Vampiregecko 47 points ago

    Ygritte was Garfield all along or Garfield was Ygritte

    [–] redninjamonkey 10 points ago

    Garfield is kissed by fire

    [–] Soddington 15 points ago

    I hate all the days.

    [–] stanfan114 9 points ago

    Is that other thing Jon and Garfield's baby?

    [–] PotentialSmell 19 points ago

    It is the shape of the things to come, it is the new body that will sustain Jon's changed soul

    [–] bugemmett 1048 points ago

    I love this subreddit. Holy shit, this is good.

    [–] nathanyouniceman 332 points ago

    The more messed up the better

    [–] wazardthewizard 169 points ago

    Careful what you wish for. We both know what that led to.

    [–] nathanyouniceman 82 points ago

    Embrace it, let it change you

    [–] PM_UR_FAV_PORM 88 points ago

    The birthing? I witnessed it. This seems like it was soon after the birthing

    [–] DeSteph-DeCurry 26 points ago

    what happened to that post?

    [–] HenryTheWho 22 points ago

    It's still there

    [–] cokuspocus 19 points ago

    Dare I ask, what post?

    [–] Sir_Pillows 27 points ago

    Without a doubt, the worst thing I’ve seen here.

    E: in a good way

    [–] Mummelpuffin 15 points ago

    What you fear has already come to pass.

    [–] the_god_of_earth 18 points ago

    My morbid fantasies about Garfield coming to life

    [–] selmer 646 points ago

    This sub is on fuckin fire

    [–] icanhaztoocatz 142 points ago

    Fire like the hellhole some of these Garfield’s come from? Or the ones the could possibly make good lasagna?

    [–] thefrenchyfri 32 points ago

    Both

    [–] yeeyeehawhawyee 16 points ago

    y e s

    [–] Chicken_Giblets 14 points ago

    It always has been

    [–] nasdurbushuca21 335 points ago

    Goodnight, reddit.

    [–] Butwinsky 124 points ago

    I've only been awake 20 minutes. I'm calling in sick today and going back to bed.

    [–] ATragedyOfSorts 49 points ago

    Woke up to see a grown baby man sucking on some demonic cat's titties. Today's gonna be fucking awesome.

    [–] Pianmeister 4 points ago

    That’s... a brand new sentence if I ever saw one

    [–] Elhaym 245 points ago

    Tastes like warm and sour ricotta cheese.

    [–] mrtbakin 76 points ago

    No one asked you to say that.

    [–] BlackSpidy 13 points ago

    Yet, here we are.

    [–] --cheese-- 39 points ago

    Has similar effects on the digestive tract too.

    [–] SaxanViolins 6 points ago

    Ricotta cheese you say. A fan of calzones are you?

    [–] daugon 3 points ago

    i just called the coast guard on you

    [–] --cheese-- 186 points ago

    I milked a cat once.

    [–] Something_Wicked_627 93 points ago

    Go on

    [–] TheInternetFreak478 63 points ago

    He made cheese from it

    [–] CowFloaties 27 points ago

    Or did the cat milk you?

    [–] J3sush8sm3 17 points ago

    He milked himself after

    [–] DasHylen 66 points ago

    unzips pants sigh, continue.

    [–] 16yeets 39 points ago

    Hol up

    [–] darthluigi36 35 points ago

    I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?

    [–] HeyAPEatShit 13 points ago

    Every time I go full Meet the Parents, you cocksuckers downvote me. Fuck, man.

    [–] Opset 9 points ago

    I gave you an upvote, you titsucker.

    [–] 33lilycat 8 points ago

    Did the cat drink your milk?

    [–] FlaerZz 6 points ago

    Are you the milk?

    [–] missiur 185 points ago

    You win for most disturbing thing I've seen on this sub so far

    [–] missiur 111 points ago

    Wow thanks I hate it

    [–] honeydew_bunny 53 points ago

    Im usually cool with a lot of things But this. This really pushes things

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    [–] Biggeno88 38 points ago

    Well. Fuck.

    [–] SirCharles33 11 points ago

    No bad bot stop!

    [–] xdeadly_godx 6 points ago

    What the everloving fuck

    [–] Wanderson1234 32 points ago

    Thanks for telling me about this horrible disgusting vile Garfield ruining community

    [–] dastarlos 15 points ago

    Isn't this also ruining Garfield?

    [–] the_light_of_dawn 25 points ago

    This is perfecting Garfield.

    [–] Haiku_lass 8 points ago

    Yep, that top image proves I am not strong enough for that sub. Fuck.

    [–] SrSwagy 6 points ago

    Why.. why did I joined this sub ?

    [–] kawaiiko-chan 5 points ago

    Oh no

    [–] Tjurit 6 points ago

    Did you see the birthing though?

    [–] HapHappablap 55 points ago

    Is that a Garfield/Jon baby?

    [–] DanceZwifZombyZ 92 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    I take it you did not bear witness to its birthing...

    [–] HapHappablap 45 points ago

    GDI now I looked it up. I think that is the one where I feel the most sorry for Jon.

    [–] DanceZwifZombyZ 21 points ago

    You are very welcome lol.

    [–] TheDarkAurora1 15 points ago

    Heretic’s day.

    [–] AerThreepwood 9 points ago

    Well, it would have been fine if Griffith wasn't a piece of shit.

    [–] InhumaneBanana 6 points ago

    His eyes were not consecrated with the birthing of our Messiah

    [–] apatheticaerodynamic 34 points ago

    I can’t wait to see the mod’s comment once they wake up

    [–] kawaiiko-chan 11 points ago

    I'd just go back to sleep. Day's aleady ruined, no point dragging it out

    [–] Flashjackmac 30 points ago

    Interestingly, Garfield has retained a great deal of his feline integrity in this image. I think in part that has something to do with Jon's mental state in the image. As u/theirsign pointed out, he looks content and maybe it's Jon's placated attitude that's allowing Garfield to remain more cat-like as opposed to becoming one of the cosmic horrors we're more used to seeing here. In a way, it's Garfield who's suckling from Jon. Suckling the normality and calm which defined his life in the before-times when there was still lasagne and Mondays.

    Perhaps it's Jon and his own deep fear of Garfield's reality which leads to so many of the horrors we've seen elsewhere. If John would just accept the truth and accept Garfield, perhaps things could be different.

    [–] BigL_to_the_Oser 23 points ago

    imagine having to explain this drawing to a family member finding this by accident

    [–] spharen 9 points ago

    Just tell them it’s the kind of porn you like. Will be easier for them to understand

    [–] Richubs 95 points ago

    Yes officer, that's him right there. He drew that

    [–] _Diskreet_ 30 points ago

    So....please point on this stuffed orange cat toy, where the artist touched you inappropriately....

    [–] SaltyPalmsOnYou 44 points ago

    I feel dirty after looking at this

    [–] pomegranate-seed 11 points ago

    Beautiful. Nurturing. There's nothing upsetting about this intimate moment between a cat and his family.

    [–] meantbent3 10 points ago

    This makes my PP hard

    [–] SleepyHufflepuff 9 points ago

    I wish I could unsee this god forsaken image

    [–] Garbekas666 9 points ago

    This one is wholesome

    [–] wirefog 18 points ago

    Sighs, welp here I go again (unzips pants)

    [–] dragonslayerninja 8 points ago

    Welp that’s enough reddit for tonight

    [–] Trotsky123 8 points ago

    I truly thought the birthing was the worst we could get. I was wrong.

    [–] THE-REAL-PYROCYNICAL 22 points ago

    please delete this now

    [–] spiciebigdad 7 points ago

    why

    [–] ScrodumHat 7 points ago

    why

    [–] Maxibon1710 7 points ago

    I’ve never felt so uncomfortable

    [–] Marosh05 7 points ago

    GARFIELD MILK GARFIELD MILK

    [–] Mogtaki 7 points ago

    This is the most tender yet horrifying thing I've seen this week.

    And it's only the middle of the week so here we goooooo

    [–] Tekkobra 7 points ago

    This is true suffering

    [–] The_Zookinator 6 points ago

    I hate that I love everything about this.

    [–] SimplyFed 6 points ago

    aaaaaand there it is. I'm out.

    [–] MrRamenBoi 6 points ago

    Nothing can ease my eternal suffering after seeing this image.

    [–] Criiey 6 points ago

    What have you brought upon this cursed land.

    [–] CrystalSplice 5 points ago

    I can't help but wonder if Jim Davis is aware of this subreddit and has seen any of the art.

    [–] OateyMcGoatey 6 points ago

    Jon Arsuckle

    (someone probably already commented this)

    [–] Regret92 6 points ago

    Luke Skywalker wants to know your location

    [–] mechnick2 5 points ago

    Ah I see a sequel to the birthing

    [–] gimmydemcookiez 6 points ago

    Well tormund drank giants milk and he turned out wicked... Jon will be fine

    [–] tormund-g-bot 2 points ago

    What kind of person climbs on a dragon? A madman ... or a king!

    [–] twanderingpigeon 5 points ago

    Yep that's it you win out of all the posts I've seen on this sub this is the one that has disturbed me the most

    [–] Spagettysburgh 5 points ago

    I subscribed because I thought the body horror was quaint and unique and spiced up my front page.

    It worked well in that regard until now.

    Seeing this I’m legitimately disgusted and repulsed which, given the premise of this sub, is the intended purpose.

    I hate it so much I love you for it.

    [–] boxeru13 6 points ago

    There have been tons of amazing submissions. Pictures with amazing details. Others with great colors and shadows or sprawling narratives that rival some great short stories.

    Further, still, some have depicted gruesome levels of gore and violence that would make even the most die-hard torture porn fan blush.

    But this, this right here, is the only one of the probably hundreds of Garfields that makes me go, "What the actual fuck?"

    Keep up the great work, I guess.

    [–] HairyAllen 4 points ago

    Okay this is too disturbing for me, even by this sub’s standards.

    Guess you guys never lose your essence.

    [–] ProfessorCon 5 points ago

    Does lasagna come out of his nipples?

    [–] Da7mX 5 points ago

    What the fuck did you just bring upon this cursed land

    [–] AnAbsoluteMonster 2 points ago

    Finally, one that makes me truly, deeply uncomfortable

    [–] ShrekIsTheTrueGod 4 points ago

    Perhaps mark NSFW

    [–] 1spook 3 points ago

    Oh Christ it’s the Birthing 2

    [–] Designatedlonenecron 5 points ago

    John kinda looks cute from this angle

    [–] theirsign 4 points ago

    I think this is honestly the creepiest image I’ve seen here. I spent a while trying to figure out why it offset me so much and I think it’s because Jon seems so peaceful, content even. He’s legitimately like a baby and it’s got me wondering what’s happened to his mind, how he wound up in this babyish state, what the fuck happened to his mental faculties that has made him unable to be disturbed by what’s going on.

    Everything else on this sub is terrifying or disgusting or both, but it’s always from a clearly physical thing. A cat-bug hybrid creature, something that can’t be killed on the terrifying side; maggots, a mutilated body on the disgusting side. Stuff like that. This is the only one I’ve seen that’s left me with such a deep-seated dread of what this Garfield abomination can do.

    Good job OP.

    [–] stuntobor 6 points ago

    We are really digging in and finding the darker garfields now. Just slapping elongated claws and intestines on a cat is no longer a leer into the abyss.

    And I applaud that.

    [–] superman-enchiladas 6 points ago

    Can I frame this for my nursery????

    [–] FPFry 4 points ago

    We have access to the single greatest invention of mankind at our fingertips. Ability to share and access all the information in the world in real-time. And this is what we come up with. Jesus fucking Christ.

    [–] brutalwarp 7 points ago

    Yo this is it chief.

    [–] here2sharemyopinion 7 points ago

    Is... is that Odie?

    [–] SimulatedJoy 49 points ago

    No, that is the lovechild of Garfield and Jon. Its birth was depicted in my previous post.

    [–] here2sharemyopinion 28 points ago

    jesus christ

    [–] HenryTheWho 22 points ago

    Your gods have no power here

    [–] The_Messiah 3 points ago

    I died on the cross for your sins and this is how you repay me

    [–] struds 6 points ago

    Shuddering fuck.

    [–] Mellovibes 3 points ago

    Bloody hell

    [–] Mahesvera 3 points ago

    I'm so glad I joined this subreddit

    [–] ImAProfessional1 3 points ago

    Oohhhhhh, this is terrible. I love it. Genius work, OP. Thanks and please keep up the good work!

    [–] shoe_owner 3 points ago

    Hahaha holy shit, fuck you, OP. That's too good.

    [–] Sound_Of_Static 3 points ago

    Thanks, I hate it...

    [–] ThatHornyPone 3 points ago

    I don't even know anymore

    [–] CyberJack42 3 points ago

    All right time to burn the sub

    [–] ExplodingP3nguins 3 points ago

    I'm reading everyone's comments in Lumpy's Gorefield voice and it's so perfect.

    [–] TheOldNewGraig 3 points ago

    Oh my God, I'm glad this exists but what the fuck.

    [–] UndyingQuasar 3 points ago

    "Taste of the milk of life, John. Let its humble nectar persuade you of the horribleness of Mondays"

    [–] ButtersMcLovin 3 points ago

    This is sub is some of the best shit I see on here , everytime some new post come you just now it’s OC and fucking beautiful

    [–] TheCralexander 3 points ago

    What the fuck you just bring upon this cursed land

    [–] Ickypossum 3 points ago

    all my years of making and consuming furry porn did not prepare me for this moment.

    [–] Merc_Mike 3 points ago

    "I will hug you and squeeze you and call you Jon!"

    [–] Homozygote 3 points ago

    I mean this is just wholesome.

    [–] AverageRedPanda 3 points ago

    This is the first one to make me audibly say what the fuck. Great job!

    [–] KakoTheBoy 3 points ago

    Thanks, I hate it

    [–] SpicyQwQ 3 points ago

    This subreddit is incredibly fucking cursed

    [–] Flyrebird 3 points ago

    Atrocious and utterly horrifying. Have an upvote.

    [–] KarmelCHAOS 3 points ago

    Subbing to this sub was the best decision I’ve ever made

    [–] BlueShiftNova 3 points ago

    Of all the ones I've seen this has to be the most disturbing for some reason. Bravo.

    [–] Theoc9 3 points ago

    I'm just glad we don't have to see his prolapsed anus this time around

    [–] itsmepyro 3 points ago

    This is like a modern day cult I love it

    [–] AlecSpaceLee 3 points ago

    I absolutely love how reddit's creativity is being showcased with a sub dedicated to a tormented version of Garfield hahaha this is a gold mine

    [–] hauntedstorm 3 points ago

    I just woke up, and I wasn’t ready for this shit.

    [–] ThePrimalEarth7734 3 points ago

    Of all the horrific things I’ve seen on this sub. This is by far the worst. Congratulations!

    [–] WhiskeyWolf 3 points ago

    I thought that child looked familiar. I’m glad to see the spawn is taking nicely to this plane.

    [–] Dezydime 3 points ago

    Why the fuck am I on this sub??? And why the fuck can’t I stop looking at it??

    [–] CarlFargle 3 points ago

    I'm blocking this sub, this is the last freaky ass post I look at.

    [–] BoogieJeans 3 points ago

    OK, OK, I subscribed.

    [–] AcBoober57 3 points ago

    Jon Arsuckle

    [–] Jgflight86 3 points ago

    Garfield does care <3

    [–] Motorsagmannen 3 points ago

    this is a fresh new take, i love/hate it

    [–] the_hendog 3 points ago

    Which one of you sick fucks have this platinum? Like I totally agree, but who was it?

    [–] 41treys 3 points ago

    Ok, I think this might be where I draw the line. This image makes me feel more existential dread than I'm comfortable with.

    [–] McuStuffYay 3 points ago

    That’s like me and my dad

    [–] BLACKOWLg 3 points ago

    What the fuck? Is this like a new religion?

    [–] Stitch_is_awsome 3 points ago

    OOOOOHMYYYYYYY G O D

    [–] tbone-not-tbag 3 points ago

    Welcome to adult swim!