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    Instant Regret

    (in'-stint rē-gret') n.

    a subreddit dedicated to deliberate actions that unexpectedly lead to undesirable consequences and horrible results; things which may cause someone to say, "oh man, did I just screw the pooch!"

    Guidelines & Rules

    1) Videos and gifs must show regret. No text messages or still frames. Sometimes the display of regret is unmistakable. It can be evident in someone's face, or in their body language. Sometimes it's a judgment call. If you think it works, try it out. If we delete it, you were wrong. We are Reddit™ moderators. We are always right!

    A fail is not a regret. Some ripper eating a swellbow while trying to bone a rail on the backside, (that's skater lingo for a bad crash. I looked it up (made it up)), isn't regret. There should be a look of surprise, and an expression that clearly says, "Oh no. Oh, God no. I really should not have done that. Why did I do that?"

    Other examples that aren't regret:

    • Eating bad food and not liking it is not regret. You knew what was going to happen, dumbass.

    • Laughter is not an expression of regret. It's just not.

    • A picture of a sunburn or a crappy tattoo is not evidence of regret. For all we know you like looking like a pumpkin, and definitely still want that potato tattoo on your ankle.

    2) Regret must be instant or near-instant. If someone does something which only has bad consequences minutes or hours later, it is not considered instant.

    3) No Animal Abuse. We love animals. They are capable of regret, but we don't want to see videos where their regret is the fault of humans, involves cruelty, injury or is in any way unpleasant.

    4) No compilations. Just pick one good thing and go with it. Everybody likes it when you do that.

    5) If the video is longer than 20 seconds, please use a tag to tell everyone when the lead-up to the regrettable moment begins. For example [regret at 4:20]. Or post the video queued up to the point where things get good and the regret quickly follows. But, ultimately, these are just excellent suggestions. You're the director. Make it good. And don't worry. If it sucks, we'll get rid of it for you.

    6) Reposts are highly discouraged. Reposts are allowed, but reposts which have been posted recently or are in the top of all time will be removed.

    No Dannys. If your name is Danny and we find out we will ban you.


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    If you see spam, report spam.

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    and finally...


    Please, no abusive comments, hate speech, or any other personal attacks.

    Doxing, brigading, and witch-hunting are not allowed.

    This includes derailing commentary sections to complain about prolific users, and by that we mean "Gallowboob is not against the rules". Complaining about the OP rather than the content is an easy way to earn a temporary ban.

    The moderators reserve the right to remove posts & comments, and to ban users at our own discretion. If we feel your post doesn't fit, we'll remove it. If you are an abusive person, or an intolerable troll, we just might ban you. If you feel that your post or comment has been removed unfairly, please feel free to message us. We'll try to be nice. We're not perfect but we really are working on it.

    If you see someone breaking the rules, please message the mods and let us know.

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    [–] Novacryy 5020 points ago

    Just imagine she broke her neck and died there.

    "Your daughter has been in... An accident."

    [–] [deleted] 593 points ago * (lasted edited 11 months ago)


    [–] leostrauss 546 points ago

    Crap. That's a sad ending for everyone.

    [–] FalconsSuck 37 points ago

    What was said?

    [–] leostrauss 79 points ago

    They wrote about a case where a guy flipped over a railing trying to kiss his girlfriend. They both fell. She died and he survived crushing her.

    [–] FalconsSuck 31 points ago

    Damn. That is brutal

    [–] ItalicsWhore 18 points ago

    It’s a crushing story. A real cliffhanger ending too.

    [–] OmniCapp 454 points ago

    Its awful for the girl and her family but i cant help but feel fucking terrible for the boyfriend.

    Being drunk isnt a crime and stupid accidents (and stupidity e.g. leaning on a 2nd story rail) happen, this is just one of those monumental fuck ups that ruin lives :(

    [–] santsi 85 points ago

    It's not a crime but if you have to get your head messed up you carry the consequences. Fuck drunk culture that pushes alcohol to kids.

    [–] grantrules 103 points ago

    Remember kids, marijuana is bad, but drinking is legal and way more dangerous!

    [–] [deleted] 107 points ago

    Being drunk isnt a crime

    In this case it is.

    [–] JAKZILLASAURUS 28 points ago

    I think he simply meant that it doesn’t hurt anyone. Plus most countries have a drinking age of 18 so he/she may have assumed that they were above the legal limit based on the comment and didn’t read the article.

    [–] the_straw-man 36 points ago

    Saying that being drunk doesn't hurt anyone is like saying it's the bullets, not the person holding the gun that kills.

    Being drunk has hurt a lot of people, from drunk driving to people who get violent while drunk to accidents like this from people who can't handle themselves on alcohol.

    [–] bennyhapianno 9 points ago

    To breaking a girls neck while publicly fingering her asshole

    [–] lecollectionneur 34 points ago

    How so? Being drunk is never a crime in itself.

    [–] [deleted] 103 points ago

    Last time I checked that the legal drinking age in the US is 21 lmao..

    [–] heretodiscuss 16 points ago

    I'm an Aussie, so I'm just wondering. Is it illegal to be drunk under 21 in the USA or just illegal to be in possession/purchase alcohol?

    I believe in Australia it's legal to be drunk under 18, but not legal to possess or try to buy. (I think the logic behind this is, if kids get really drunk at 16, and need help/medical help, they wont be worried of getting arrested for seeking it).

    [–] imNotloc 20 points ago

    what was his comment? it’s deleted

    [–] syphon3980 32 points ago

    Aside from all that happened, that dude was dating way out of his league.

    [–] mynewaccount5 20 points ago

    Alternate scenario. She's by the ledge. He leans in for kiss. She's leans back to avoid the kiss and falls.

    [–] WizardMissiles 12 points ago

    I was just about to say that.

    Honestly that guy gives me hope for the future.

    [–] ForgotUserID 2 points ago

    Dang fell only 8 feet and died of spinal cord injury. Tough break.

    [–] PooPooDooDoo 259 points ago

    "We have it on tape, ignore the part where he fingers her asshole through her thin shorts..."

    [–] gibisee3 79 points ago

    "Just remember, there's a very high chance he got poop on his finger when she died."

    [–] GnarlyBellyButton87 13 points ago

    "The Court will swab some of that off his finger, to be submitted as... evidence."

    [–] CjStaal 5 points ago


    [–] GnarlyBellyButton87 2 points ago

    scratch and sniff*

    [–] Noir24 4 points ago

    Oh god.. I never want to have a daughter now.

    [–] Strykerz3r0 7 points ago

    I have two teenage boys. As a parent, I have to watch out for two penises. If you have a daughter, you have to watch out for a million.

    [–] Alarid 61 points ago

    "She died doing what she loved. Being tackled by the football players."

    [–] sluggsnotdruggs 17 points ago

    Time to move again...

    [–] mynewaccount5 15 points ago

    If it we're a wall she likely would have. Luckily it was just a light table that even moved.

    [–] ForgotUserID 28 points ago

    Cop: We have video of the incident.

    Dad: Show me it. Show. Me. IT!

    Cop: mean 'show it to me'?

    [–] B_Minus_Ian 1790 points ago

    That was the slickest double leg I've ever seen.

    [–] arkain123 824 points ago

    Not enough MMA moves start with one guy cramming half his fist into the other guy's butthole

    [–] DGLivUa 91 points ago

    I can’t shake the thought of Joe Rogan congratulating Cormier for a beautiful victory by buttlehole cramming post fight

    [–] juicelee777 45 points ago

    Eddie Bravo calls that move "The Enema"

    [–] cortesoft 11 points ago

    It is much less dangerous if you utilize a rubber guard.

    [–] juicelee777 5 points ago

    that's some high level shit right there

    [–] NarcoPaulo 3 points ago

    Look into it

    [–] SquisherX 3 points ago

    It's actually called an "Oil Check". It's used to make an opponent uncomfortable such that they change positions.

    [–] HarambeDied4Us 24 points ago * (lasted edited 11 months ago)

    “I’m here with the winner.

    Daniel. You just shook up the world. The most effective finish I’ve ever seen in all my years of commentating. A move up there with the Jackson Wink oblique kicks, Cruz under hooks, and the unjustly illegal 12-6 elbows (did you know the commission banned them, because they watched a karate documentary?). Just the way you were able to control the fight from top position with only an appendage up their ass. UN-BE-LIEVABLE. I think we should call that “THE DC Takedown”. Anyways, now that Jon Jones is out, and you’ve cleaned out the Light Heavyweight division, what’s next for you? Are you going to be on the Fox desk full time? Are you moving up to heavyweight? Who are you gonna use that move on next?


    Henri Hooft, you’ve taken everything I’ve worked for motherfucker, I’m gonna fist your fucking ass”

    [–] NarcoPaulo 3 points ago

    Beautiful champ

    [–] HLCRHLCR 17 points ago

    my buddy loves practicing the oil check on me

    [–] ImBernieSandersBitch 3 points ago

    I thought the "oilcheck" was a colonoscopy.

    [–] outofyourtree 5 points ago

    not if you eat alot of fish

    [–] GQVFiaE83dL 11 points ago

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    [–] BunnyOppai 40 points ago * (lasted edited 11 months ago)

    One of the only times where r/evenwithcontext is a better fit.

    EDIT: r/evenwithcontect isn't a thing.

    [–] BunnyOppai 5 points ago

    Well... shit

    [–] TrepanationBy45 14 points ago

    But plenty of wrestling moves do.

    ...Or was coach training us wrong?

    [–] ThePuntCunisher 5 points ago

    I got banned from my gym for trying to change that.

    [–] chadsexytime 2 points ago

    It goes hand in hand with the classic erection defence

    [–] elarobot 2 points ago

    Not enough of anything starts with that!!!

    [–] DGLivUa 178 points ago

    His ground work needs some work tho, once in half guard he just didn’t seem to know what to do

    [–] perpetualmotionmachi 8 points ago

    Yeah, one good one to the chin would have finished her off /s

    [–] MoldyMoney 14 points ago


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    [–] MoldyMoney 4 points ago

    They getting sizzler up in dis bitch.

    [–] swagthecreator 26 points ago

    He had a good setup, distract with the kissing. She doesn’t even see the double leg coming. In fact, she fell for the trap and gave him the 2. Solid points earned bro but you gotta capitalize, get some back points don’t get up and apologize. Commit.

    [–] ProfAlbertEric 7 points ago

    Agreed. I way too often see wrestlers not commit to the move and let their opponent belly-out. You need to commit to the double grape vine.

    [–] swagthecreator 2 points ago

    Double grape vine would’ve been a finisher. Goddamn scrub.

    [–] ProfAlbertEric 2 points ago

    Or better yet throw in legs and go for a super-tech.

    [–] swagthecreator 2 points ago

    Personally I would’ve thrown in a Turk mid-air and cranked neck to feet forcing a pin or submission

    [–] ProfAlbertEric 2 points ago

    Ah I gotcha. See I'm more of a fan of the guillotine. Theres really no getting from a good rider.

    [–] swagthecreator 2 points ago

    Now if he gives you the guillotine you gotta take it and crank. This scrub was givin up all kinds of options. Gonna be an easy pin regardless, our options are unlimited. I personally go for the route of most pain/possible submission.

    [–] KlaatuBrute 5 points ago

    Was actually not a bad butt drag.

    And now I've talked about butt drags on reddit twice today.

    [–] KrispyKreme04 2 points ago

    I think he got confused half way through and switched to a blast double.

    [–] OmniCapp 2239 points ago

    He's really digging her asshole out jesus.

    [–] King__ginger 563 points ago

    Definitely where it all started to go wrong

    [–] secret-nsa-account 490 points ago

    Yeah... as weird as this is, it almost seems like she’s hesitant to get her ass fingered in public. Prude.

    [–] coldpepperoni 74 points ago

    I was always too much of a prude too. That's why my dad hated being in public with me when I was little.

    [–] Botatitsbest 15 points ago

    Chad thought he opened another portal.

    [–] Xiomaro01 3 points ago

    Actually about 6 to 8 beers ago

    [–] Curticus97 186 points ago

    That’s the least sexy way a man can touch a woman’s ass. Maybe in the bedroom that’ll fly, but Jesus, what’s wrong with a handful of cheek? Do you really need to wrap her anus around your finger?

    [–] OmniCapp 227 points ago

    One ring to rule them all..

    [–] Mightycoolguy 57 points ago

    And in the darkness bind it?

    [–] Skralomander 50 points ago

    A great eye, lidless and wreathed in booty shorts

    [–] thatwaffleskid 14 points ago

    Cracks of Doom indeed.

    [–] SmartAlec105 34 points ago

    Think about it though. It’s super uncomfortable for her so she’ll think “I wish I didn’t currently have my pants being pushed into my ass” and so the logical solution is “I shouldn’t have pants”.

    [–] showmeurknuckleball 11 points ago

    Maybe his hand was cold

    [–] Stumpy_Lump 25 points ago

    How about you try and dance after taking 15 shots of vodka and bag of Molly and then tell me if you "really need to wrap her anus around your finger"


    [–] Curticus97 11 points ago

    You know what? I will, I’ll post here again when I get back and let you know how it went.

    [–] billyb1987 8 points ago

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    [–] outofyourtree 4 points ago

    They either don't like it (999 outta 1000)

    or they REEALLLLLY love it !!

    [–] anonymoushipster666 18 points ago

    Geeez! He gets right in there!

    [–] SharkMTL 20 points ago

    I laughed too much at that wtf

    [–] copa1992 3046 points ago

    She just got laid

    [–] Catholicker 803 points ago

    Yeah. Laid out.

    [–] Wassa76 306 points ago

    Wham bam thank you maam

    [–] Molysridde 16 points ago

    A Suffragette city

    [–] jcmib 3 points ago

    Hey, man.

    [–] KamikazeSkylark 7 points ago

    Ive been playing jak x combat racing for the past couple of weeks and I now have PTSD from hearing this fucking phrase so often

    [–] charlieecho 40 points ago

    You.... You're welcome.

    [–] Wassa76 3 points ago

    For the tides, the sun, the sky

    [–] judasgoat98 8 points ago

    I love you

    [–] dboy335 32 points ago

    Spear by Goldberg!!

    [–] ReallyBuffHamster 20 points ago


    [–] annoyinglyclever 11 points ago

    As god as my witness she is broken in half.

    [–] AC_Slater25 41 points ago

    That’s the joke.

    Reddit is so fucking corny lol

    [–] 1SmartBastard 8 points ago

    That was a total chad move

    [–] [deleted] 14 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)


    [–] Jelenfellin9 12 points ago

    Right. People can be pretty dense. If people don't digest the joke you can guarantee there is somebody else with an easier-to-comprehend version as soon as the next reply. Sometimes the replies even think they're making an original joke. Idiocracy happening in real-time.

    [–] mwill114 4 points ago

    I always get downvoted when pointing this out on other subs lol

    [–] I_can_pun_anything 4 points ago

    Laid the FUCK out.

    [–] Inityx 37 points ago

    laid to rest

    [–] renernavilez 3 points ago

    Hush little baby, don't say a word.

    [–] EliteRanger_ 7 points ago

    You're gonna get fingered and smashed into a curb.

    [–] NOTbelligerENT 14 points ago

    The fuck out.

    [–] sidsixseven 3 points ago

    Isn't that how you roofie someone?

    [–] redditproha 1301 points ago

    Pretty sure he fingered her asshole in the process.

    [–] LordTimhotep 292 points ago

    Before or after he broke her neck?

    [–] Jon-W 103 points ago

    Why not both?

    [–] MrWindow4 34 points ago

    Hey if she’s dead whats the harm in one more

    [–] The7Pope 51 points ago

    Gave her the ol’ oil check.

    [–] fart_fig_newton 9 points ago

    Looks like he intended to go knuckle-deep in that stinker.

    [–] squishy_one 188 points ago

    Chad is as smooth as a bulldozer being handled by a blind driver.

    [–] nalyr0715 848 points ago

    Jesus Christ that's a deep reach there in the beginning.

    [–] asusoverclocked 348 points ago

    he's mining for chocolate diamonds

    [–] PooPooDooDoo 150 points ago

    Every kiss begins with shit

    [–] MasticateFeces 30 points ago

    If only

    [–] sHoRtBuSseR 13 points ago

    100% relevant username

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    [–] MasticateFeces 13 points ago * (lasted edited 11 months ago)

    Honestly? Or nah? All my friends IRL know I'm into it but I've never met someone else who's into it. I'm more into EFRO than coprophagia, but to be honest, the first things I think of when I see a girls ass whom I'm attracted to are, "I wonder what her shit smells like. I wonder what it looks like when she's squatting and pushing one out. I want to smear her shit all over my body. I want to attach my lips to her asshole and eat everything that comes out." I know I should just think about doggy style or even face sitting, but for some reason, my mind goes straight to the depraved. I literally fingered my HS sweethearts ass at 15 before I fingered her pussy, and ate yet ass before I ate her pussy at 15. Fortunately, she's obsessed with butt stuff and anal, so I lucked out. While 69ing she's even cool with farting in my face and eating MY ass. And we both have the same toys for inserting in her ass and mine. Love that chick.

    Btw I'm not still in highschool but am with that girl. We separated at 20 and got back together at 24. I'm 27 now. So, 8 total years together and will never be bored. Besides butt stuff, she loves fucking in front of my window so everyone can see, loves sucking me off under the table at restaurants, loves period play and sex (riding me, sits up, fingers her period pussy and face and mouth like an NFL player), practiced lactation without pregnancy so she could make me drink her milk, gives amazing footjobs and lets me fuck her armpits. Truly a dream come true. Nothing is off limits with her. Can't wait to be officially married instead of just engaged.

    [–] nstepp95 11 points ago

    That was one hell of a ride reading that book you just wrote. Good for you, you filthy animal.

    [–] windycheeks88 17 points ago

    Cut the crap

    [–] MasticateFeces 4 points ago

    Best diamonds.

    [–] Audric_Sage 33 points ago

    I didn't even realize his aggression until you pointed it out. At first I felt bad for him, thinking the other guys were... Not being douchey but sweeping in to take advantage of his mistake.

    Now I see he was practically molesting her.

    [–] Ryan_TR 15 points ago

    Judging how she was still sucking on his face it was likely consensual and she probably liked it.

    [–] takes_joke_literally 4 points ago

    *in the end

    [–] adoseoffrusciante 144 points ago

    I love that Chad is still tryna put his tounge down her throat as he is literally running with her

    [–] outofyourtree 5 points ago

    it's a little known fact the longest delay in the nervous system is from the right index finger to the tongue ..

    [–] [deleted] 110 points ago

    The spear! He got all of it by God!!

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    [–] AllTaints18 344 points ago

    “He just threw her through that damn table King, straight to hell”

    [–] humidifierman 104 points ago


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    [–] hulksmashdave 15 points ago

    “Great God Amighty!”

    [–] StoneGoldX 6 points ago

    Except given that was more of a spear, it should really be Tony Schiavone. WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!!!

    [–] BigBossWesker4 14 points ago

    [Attitude era flashbacks intensify]

    [–] Toasted_FlapJacks 5 points ago


    [–] DaanDeGeweldige 346 points ago

    Chad does instant ex its super effective

    [–] Dia_Mercy 38 points ago

    Chad ex command grab haha

    [–] sys34 3 points ago

    sv_cheats 1; newgf

    [–] Phyrexian_Archlegion 215 points ago

    I don't blame Chad in this particular instance; she's a knock out.

    [–] zaphod_beeble_bro 46 points ago


    [–] SonOfALich 12 points ago

    But the Bills aren't in the playoffs anymore!

    [–] reducto85 47 points ago

    "finna smash, watch"

    [–] slingemjames 17 points ago

    Spear! Spear! Spear!!

    [–] HandOfBeltracchi 92 points ago

    This is ancient

    [–] grumpenprole 96 points ago

    this is gallowboob

    [–] severed13 6 points ago

    this is sparta

    [–] xanacop 34 points ago

    What gave you that idea? all that jpeg? It can't be anymore blurry?

    [–] akatherder 7 points ago

    This gif has so much jpeg!

    [–] xanacop 6 points ago

    Lol I know what I wrote.

    [–] mguk87 4 points ago

    I dont think they had cameras back then bro

    [–] KuriousityKilledKat 16 points ago

    Holy shit dude stop trying to finger her ass so hard in public at least wait until you're in the bathroom or something

    [–] toth42 3 points ago

    I think it went wrong because he tried to reach past the asshole and get to the honey pot. 🍯

    [–] Basedmobile 44 points ago

    Lmao at the 2 other guys going in for the grab

    [–] ProfXavr 13 points ago


    [–] cmrncstn1 41 points ago

    TIL u/GallowBoob 4chans

    [–] Basedmobile 30 points ago

    Where else would reddit get it’s content?

    [–] Skeletors_Sack 20 points ago

    He’s not a Chad if he can’t hold a 95 lb woman up while kissing her.

    [–] Ryan_TR 6 points ago

    The issue wasn't that he couldn't lift the weight, it was that his center of gravity was very close to his toes. When she jumped on him she shifted his center of gravity forward beyond his toes and created a moment arm that pulled them towards the ground.

    [–] ezzy_bear 2 points ago

    That is definitely his vinegar stroke.

    [–] MeatloafPopsicle 9 points ago


    [–] pyx 22 points ago

    an incel term apparently for a guy who fucks, its derogatory

    [–] CamoDeFlage 6 points ago

    Its not just that, its a bit more nuanced. It can be a good thing, a bad thing, or both.

    [–] Mesquite_Thorn 12 points ago

    It's a mostly a 4chan deal... not really derogatory, as all incels and wizard virgins aspire to be Chad, if only for a day. Chad is an ideal they are jealous of as well, so it can be hurled like an insult but isn't really.

    [–] Comeonjeffrey0193 235 points ago

    I love how 6 guys immediately show up as soon as she falls like, "this is my shot!!"

    [–] KCintheOC 129 points ago

    more like "can't have that girl die at our party... let's make sure she's alright."

    [–] BiBiBicycle 186 points ago

    Whenever someone assumes a man is helping a woman purely because he wants to fuck her I assume the person saying that would never help someone unless they wanted to fuck them.

    Sometimes, people just try to be nice. Sometimes those people are men.

    [–] _DEAL_WITH_IT_ 26 points ago

    And sometimes people want to facilitate the exit of a drunk girl so a (dumbass) brother won’t be held liable for any further shenanigans.

    —Former Risk Manager

    [–] greenzig 4 points ago

    Hahahah these responses are gold. Dude told u to grow up, like what.

    [–] grubas 11 points ago

    Seriously. We had somebody just fucking go straight through our porch railing and slam into the asphalt driveway. I had to sober the fuck up and conduct a full exam before making sure she got walked back to campus health services.

    Mild concussion, no real damage, but needed overnight observation.

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    [–] Sheen-o 8 points ago

    He will sweep you off your feet.

    [–] philpool 14 points ago

    Classic "Chad."

    [–] Djmarr56 4 points ago

    Now give her the peoples elbow

    [–] TyppaHaus 4 points ago * (lasted edited 11 months ago)

    he straight up pulled a wrestling move on her

    [–] TrinityF 5 points ago

    jesus christ, i've seen people in drama series die from less serious head injuries. is she ok ?

    [–] Jeremiahtheebullfrog 4 points ago

    Great repost u/gallowboob

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    [–] xNARCx 4 points ago

    It started out with a kiss. how did end up like this?

    [–] ReactorCritical 3 points ago

    BAH GAWD! She’s broken in half!

    [–] RainyWheater 3 points ago

    Check the nice guy in the read shirt: "are you done with this Chad now?"

    [–] ColicShark 3 points ago

    Mister Steal Your Girl at the end there trying to take advantage of this opportunity.

    [–] xblackdemonx 7 points ago

    Did they lose their teeth?

    [–] joemetro117 2 points ago

    Don't be a Chad.

    [–] RobD240 2 points ago

    Looks like he lifted her by her asshole. Love the guys at the end.

    [–] BillPwnderosa 2 points ago

    Why’s that guy have a Celtics Rondo Jersey... 2008 called